pov u are me and open tumblr to immense confusion to all the notes and then. scroll. i. hello cass.

guys stop saying ofc he has a tumblr. i know I was the one to first say he had a tumblr and all, but I've come to the realization that oscar with a tumblr might have lower survival chances in these specific circumstances then oscar without a tumblr. his monsterfuckery would just be encouraged, which has helped him but may later hinder him. like can you imagine him live reporting on the Events(tm) to the tumblr demographic? i dont think he has cell service or wifi but do you think that'd fucking stop him? no. and everyone would be like idc about her warcrimes, fuck the alien women twice your size, and he'd be like "you know what, that's a good ide-" (sounds of him being eaten by sculptor or smth)

posting this now even tho its a shitty sketch currently but idk when ill get the energy to finish it soooo...

man am I looking forward to this reunion lmfao. oscar buddy as many questions as we fans have for you, ward will have so much more

"it's called being a monsterfucker, ward, you should try it sometime" ~Oscar, probably. I have a feeling he knows that term. I have a feeling Mr "the earth is fla-bbergasting" has a Tumblr. just a hunch.

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

this post continues to get notes to this day and for the life of me i do not understand why

am i doing this right

thinking about this again. sorry Fives you're getting inquisitored. on the other hand--

we get these two idiots, so I think its worth it

i really hope my walls are thicker then I think because I just went "he tastes like bread???????" semi hysterically at my screen at probably too loud of a volume

i always think about ghoap being unaware that they have feelings for each other not because they’re emotionally dense but because they have that classic weirdly homiesexual relationships that guys have.

because, listen, i know a ton of dudes. i’m friends with a ton of dudes. I have heard so many straight men refer to their long time friends or their best friends as their boyfriends. the things they say each other would traumatize god for life.

so, anyway, I think of Soap who’s this dude bro, right? He’s comfortable in his sexuality, but he’s also just… a guy. Rarely does he ever realize another person is flirting with him because he’s just a social butterfly who wouldn’t know flirting if it was a concrete brick. He’s just a dude and rarely does he ever think ‘Romance!’ he’s just like ‘friendship!’ (and often forgets that’s an option, that it’s something he can have…)

and ghost just has crude dark, sexual, teenage boy and dad joke humor. So, of course, within two years of him and soap being friends he starts up with the sex jokes, and the sexual harassment that comes with their specific brand of friendship. And it isn’t that much longer before you hear either of them be like “Why are you talking to my boyfriend?” or “yeah hes chill he’s my bf” or “omg i miss my boyfriend” because it’s a joke, and it’s funny, and it’s not like they haven’t made the same jokes with other people in the task force.

when they do eventually realize they have feelings for each other, though, the boyfriend label is specifically shelved for them two and nobody else.

and, unfortunately, nobody believes them when they say they’re actually in a relationship. They’ve done too much gay shit in public as a joke to make people believe them now. It’s all ‘ha-ha’ with the other dudes. Even when they hold hands. Even when they share food. Even when they openly talk about their relationship in front of people.

nobody thinks they’re actually dating until they catch them being incredibly soft with each other.

anyway, this is because my best friends call each other boyfriend (both of them has a girlfriend, they’re very straight) because… dudes like to be gay to each other for some inexplicable reason

the fuck do ya'll have against covered goods cars?

so a few days ago I saw this post, and the accompanying tags from @brrmian :

the idea of Cody being simultaneously so cool on the surface and constantly overanalysing every interaction stuck with me so much that I ended up spitting all my thoughts into existence

so

enjoy a brief look into Commander Cody's mind:

"but if you do that's good enough for me" your honor just get married already (<--- he says, like their divorce arc isn't right after this)

Tony Stark & Steve Rogers in Avengers Assemble 2.13 Thanos Triumphant

did this a bit back but forgot to post. anyways this piece called "local guy impulsively tries digital painting for the first time with mixed results". I'm not fully satisfied with it, but man did I think it'd go way worse lmfao. anyways fun fact about me, I'm in love with Natasha Romanov guys.

posting this now even tho its a shitty sketch currently but idk when ill get the energy to finish it soooo...

man am I looking forward to this reunion lmfao. oscar buddy as many questions as we fans have for you, ward will have so much more

"it's called being a monsterfucker, ward, you should try it sometime" ~Oscar, probably. I have a feeling he knows that term. I have a feeling Mr "the earth is fla-bbergasting" has a Tumblr. just a hunch.

Edit: fucked up and forgot to add this. This is fanart for a comic called Marble Sky you can find here on Tumblr by @somerandomdudelmao

Are there voices claims for the human characters by chance?

Yep. Kinda. These are not exactly what I hear when I imagine them but eeehhh close enough

Shitty audio btw. Prepare your ears👍

Shepherd is the least accurate one here btw. His voice has the vibe but...hhh...I just can't find anything more similar haha

Ain Ecliptica and Oscar Holly Shepherd The twins Sculptor

And now I wonder who came first: OP or Hank Green. Or is it Iterave Evolution?

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

How do I be cool like Jesus Christ

Be kind

THESE TWO TEAMS ARE U KIDDING MEEEE

Have not listened to that one yet and I am terrified

i need to listen like twelve more times, but Cassandra is a Fives song, i’m convinced

more in the morning once i’ve slept

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

modern day scholars