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the newly vassaled gerudo king is inexplicably handed a baby

Supervisory Special Agent Kevin Day, banging his hands down on the interrogation table: WHERE'S THE VICTIM'S HEAD?

Neil Josten, in a gaudy hawaiian shirt, pink twirly straw hanging out of his mouth, handcuffed to said table: Well, I don't know, Agent. I must have dropped it on my way in here!

do you ever wanna just. *throttling motion*

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Talking about kisses!!!

I should cover my eyes or look away... but... WHOA!!! *fans self*

Understandable that they edited it (so much!?) for the final cut. The censors would probably go apoplectic if they did not!

* I feel like I'm intruding while watching but I can't look away!

the bait and switch here.... gotta give it up to tumblr's team for this one never in my life have I ever clicked on something more furiously or been more relieved to see it was a bit

i love all the comics coming out about luz explaining bisexuality to hunter theyre all so fucking funny and choice. i gotta join the headcanon train i've been thinking about how this would go down and CANNOT stop imagining, just. like. god

hunter already knows he finds any gender attractive. however hunter did NOT know that there's a word for this. he basically asks luz why there's a word for "water is wet" and luz is like oh boy. alright i'm not explaining homophobia to you. but hunter are you. are you aware that.... that not...... not everyone. is bisexual

hunter was not aware of this. hunter finds this entire concept both baffling and vexing. so he immediately starts in with a million threads of "but HOW. but WHY. but that MAKES NO SENSE" that just get increasingly autistic. while luz is like I DUNNO DUDE. SEXUALITY IS FLUID I CAN'T WRITE YOU A THESIS ON IT RN I AM FOURTEEN YEARS OLD I'M JUST ONLINE

hunter's like "but that's STUPID!!!" luz is like my man. my guy. my dude my pal. you have No Idea how many microaggressions you're committing right now. Ohhh My God

then in trying to explain it Again, luz is very patiently like "well i like a lot of different types of people! amity likes girls exclusively though. it's just how she is"

which causes hunter to get caught in another loop of "BUT WHY THOUGH. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BOYS THEY LOOK NICE"

"she's just never liked a boy like that!"

"BUT WHAT IF ONE DAY SHE MEETS A NEW BOY AND THEN-"

"oh my god. hunter. you had no way of knowing this so it's okay but 'maybe someday you'll meet the right person' is like, the WORST thing you can POSSIBLY say. don't do that. it really doesn't matter That Much. you don't have to get it. it's fine"

hunter's like well okay fair enough i don't care enough about it to tread on people's toes. but also i hate this. i hate that you have cursed me with this knowledge and that i'm going to lay awake haunted for at least a week trying to figure it all out. why doesn't everybody in the entire world just do things that make sense to me, someone who is completely normal and rational about everything all the time

luz is like. alright drama queen. we can find some books and articles and stuff about it. is that cool??

hunter agrees to this and immediately perks up upon being told that there's an entire field of study just dedicated to stuff like this. but then after a second, still sounding just as vexed as before, he goes "i feel like i must be missing something obvious. i don't even know what gender MEANS"

"okay. what if.... i tell you...... that there are words for that, too."

"NOOOOOOOOOO,"

and basically all of this deeply silly nonsense resolves with luz just being like. alright my bisexual genderqueer weirdo broski whom i love so much. PLEASE ask me for etiquette tips before you go out and meet Literally Any gay people at all in the human world, anywhere, ever. i am Fucking Begging You,

Someone needs to steal queen Lizzie's corpse and feed it to the hogs. Proper send off and all.

Thinking a bit about the rubberneckers who start showing up at the hotel after they rebuild. Charlie's so excited when she see so many people coming by, asking if they can stay for the day to see if they like it, but... they're all just here to laugh at her friends. Not even just Vox– Husk and Niffty too.

What a way to spend an afternoon! Hang around in the lobby for a few hours and you'll get to see the Television Demon make a fool of himself while the Gambling Demon pours you a drink! Might even catch a glimpse of Angel Dust or the Radio Demon! Most people don't even remember Niffty, but those who do get a kick out of seeing what she's been reduced to as well. Three ex-overlords, one who’s been AWOL for nearly a decade, and a porn star who clearly must be on his way out too; turns out "The Hazbin Hotel" is a fitting name after all!

It breaks Charlie's heart to see so many people being needlessly cruel to her friends for no reason other than their own entertainment.

Need more fic of Steve just going through the motions of life after being de-iced and everyone’s worried about him really because he just kind of… exists. It’s not his fault but he’s also not trying too hard. Maybe a bit depressed idk. He works. He eats. He goes on runs. He sleeps. He doesn’t really want to do more than that at this point.

And then during a debrief he notices Tony tapping at his phone under the table and he frowns severely and whispers, “What are you doing?”

“LA Dodgers are playing the Phillies,” Tony whispers back, distracted. “I have money on this. If the Phillies win, Rhodey gets bragging rights and a hundred bucks for each—”

“The WHAT DODGERS?!” Steve bellows, making everyone jump in alarm, because it’s the most emotion he’s shown since he woke up.

They really are just sad, wretched little things, aren't they

u hate gansey too?? LOVE THAT 💞💞💞 i forgot he existed til i saw your tags and then i remembered how much i DESPISE this guy. he wore KHAKIS. and BOAT SHOES. and the 'your dad was too busy abusing u for u to get educated haha lol u SUCK' scene like??? excuse me i need to buy a gun 😃😃 he's the WORSTTTTT. genuinely i don't think maggie stiefvater like quite understood the implications of the amount of classism this guy emanates from the page but i'm british so i hate his guts 💕

BRITISH REALNESS VS GANSEY WE WILL ALWAYS WIN

people are so afraid of bisexuals. "are you straight or gay I don't understand" no friend I'm bi and I'm coming for both your parents

Of all the random headcanons I have I think the funniest is that after being away from Hermitcraft for so long, Welsknight wakes up in inactivity-limbo and Vort3xdragon is just there.

Wels is all 'this is Not season 9. Hmmmm' and just gets a heart attack from hearing 'Yo, wassup dawg' in the world's most chill teenager drawl ever. I think Vort3x would occasionally trauma dump late at limbo-night but Wels couldn't ever figure out if he was fucking with him or not. Wels brings up Moon Big and Vort3x is completely nonplussed "Huh, cool story bro. How did you use it in your trap?" and Wels is just going ??? where did he get trapping and killing from 'Moon Big'?

young elim gets in more trouble than any of the other garak-bashir kids in school. his classmates think its so weird that his father keeps a scantily-clad scaleless federation human as a husband and lim has to defend his father's honor

Highly evil rhetorical tic among this websites demographic of deliberately eliding the distinction between “is culpable” and “has caused ~real harm~”. You will see someone urge the faintest trace of leniency about some class of nuisances and the response will be “ohhh so you think they don’t cause real harm? Bc they do”. Avalanches and tsunamis also cause real harm, do you want to start putting the water on trial too?

Reason it is evil rather than merely annoying is that it is fully continuous with the characteristic mental disorder of savages who take to advocating and implementing sadistic extensions of the criminal justice apparatus in the United states where previously some degree of mercy had stalled the incursions while convincing themselves this is a pure expression of progressive humanism bc their rhetoric does not align 100% with the ultraconservative lawandorder jagoff who lives sumptuously in their imagination as an anti-idol to fuel their self righteousness and paranoia, a class including but not limited to 1) Californian rainbow-washing shitheads eliminating diminished capacity as a legal category in some fit of misbegotten martyr-cultism around Harvey milk ii) radfem vampires salivating at the thought of putting a 6yo to the chair and c) every single lib frenzy about some judges undue clemency towards a white boy who makes substantial numbers of the pitchfork wielding mob personally uncomfortable