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palmettoshitposts · 7 months
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AITA for not forgiving my identical twin after he unalived my birth mother???
I (20M) was separated from my twin brother at birth--
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jtl-fics · 2 months
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FBI: Do you guys not understand that he is Wanted? (About Neil)
The Foxes: Of course he's wanted! We want him!
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s-hanna-h · 10 months
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Anyone in for a aftg meme redraw XD
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the-gay-cousin-666 · 9 months
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I imagine the Foxes watching a horror movie and Neil randomly going "that's not what happens when you gut a man." in the middle of a gore scene. Just completely blank-faced.
And then he's confused why the others are looking at him weird instead of watching the movie.
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kaif-ene · 8 months
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my roommates thoughts on All for the Game
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You don’t choose to be gay. 
Andrew Minyard comes up to you in a club and offers to suck your dick and you let him. Then you become gay
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lemonboyjosten · 9 months
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aftg stans are braver than the marines for even getting through the books but amongst them are a large number of andreil stans who are weak as fuck because all we have to hear is "thank you, you were amazing" and start crying.
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penguinofdeath · 27 days
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Okay but was it Matt or the cousins who introduced Neil to SpongeBob
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ravenexy · 11 months
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andrew to neil:
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plutoslvr · 1 year
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People calling Kevin toxic for andriel are we reading the same series???
Did you miss Kevin taking care of Andrews's meds which is such a trusting thing on Andrew's behalf because he's gone his life doing things alone but now Kevin's offered to help and not interfere in Andrews's life and business and RESPECTING HIS BOUNDARIES???
Did you miss Kevin threatening Neil to tell him his actual condition and NOT the "I'm fine" bullshit he's constantly saying.
Did you miss Kevin being the FIRST person to see something in Andrew? Even before Neil did, not his cousin, not his brother not the system but Kevin fucking Day saw something in him and promised to give him something to structure his life around??? Kevin believed in him whether on not Andrew was on his meds.
Did you miss Kevin telling Neil to run away when he finds out his identity because he doesn't want Neil to be caught back up with the Moriyama's. It's too late for Kevin to escape, he's been under the limelight for years now and Exy is the only thing he'd been brought up to know. But he wanted Neil to run even if it meant the Foxes couldn't qualify to play he was willing to give up the thing cared most about to keep Neil safe.
"The day Kevin stops playing is the day he dies. He has nothing else. He wasn't raised to have anything else. Do you understand? We cannot lose to the Ravens this year. Kevin won't survive it." KEVIN WAS WILLING TO GIVE THAT UP FOR NEILS SAFETY.
Did you miss how Kevin purposefully feigned disinterest in Andrew when he was with the Raven's because he didn't want to drag Andrew into the nest??
Did you miss Kevin fucking Day grabbing Riko Moriyama's arm- his LITERAL abuser to stop him from hurting Neil?? Did you miss how Riko immediately hit Kevin back but it didn't stop Kevin from trying.
HELL I COULDN GO ON AND ON DO NOT FUCKING TRY THIS WITH ME Kevin saved Andrew and Neil just as much as they saved him goodnight
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Kevin Day doesn’t have a legal middle name but something in my bones tells me Nicky had called him Kevin Elizabeth Day at least once
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palmettoshitposts · 1 year
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I firmly believe andrew does nice things for people and then just lies about it.
it starts off low-key and the lies are believable or just by omission. like nicky suddenly finds the water bottle he’d been missing for months and it’s right in front of him (andrew spent a while searching all of the spots nicky usually puts things and found it pretty quickly). everyone, including nicky, presumes he was being a dumbass and it’s been there all the time.
like the time kevin finds a sports drink he really likes in the back of the maz after night practice and asks how it got there. andrew ignores him and neil just says that maybe aaron left it there?
like the time the girls want to make some cocktails with neil and educate him on “the delights of fruity alcohol” and they just happen to find most of the drinks they need already tucked in the back of the cupboard. some of them are half empty so they presume they had been there for a while (andrew had found some at the columbia house and just put them in the girls cupboard)
neil is very used to this but he doesn’t say anything or call andrew out. food that he likes appearing, new items of clothing that seemingly spawn at the back of the wardrobe, his bag making its way into the car before neil’s even realised he isn’t carrying it. it’s andrew’s low-key version of caring and neil thinks it’s sweet (not that he’d every day that aloud).
it moves on to bigger things.
andrew using a barely legal move against an opposing player after he’s been antagonising and irritating most of the team, but especially dan. the player ends up mildly injured and is taken off court. dan confronts andrew after, asking about it and andrew just claims he has no recollection of any of the events.
he’s moved beyond the silence to just straight up starts gaslight, gatekeep, girlbossing the foxes.
he literally buys nicky a pair of shoes he won’t shut up about and acts like nicky is the crazy one for thanking him, even though he literally just handed him the box.
he helps aaron book a tickets to a band katelyn likes because he’s in class when they go on sale and claims to never have heard of them later on.
he fully insists he was never in the lounge when matt needed some help moving some furniture around, despite it clearly being a two person job, andrew being the only one around at that moment and matt literally fucking carrying the other end of the furniture with him.
one of his biggest and frankly stupidest lies is when he hands david a bottle of really expensive whiskey the day he graduates and two seconds after handing it over, he asks david where he got it from.
david just rolls his eyes and tells him some asshole who he WILL be keeping in touch with gave it to him.
andrew just says “who?” like david is being super vague and confusing.
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jtl-fics · 18 days
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Do you think there is ever a year where Kevin just like really really really wants to win his Mom’s award? He cries about it and the Foxes are just like “Christ ok we’ll try.” And thus the Foxes actually have their most intimidating year on record.
They’re trying so hard but their reputation precedes them.
They win it through sheer intimidation that year.
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mildew-dread-mold · 1 year
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aaron, neil, and andrew leave the upper cabinets in their dorms open after they use them. matt, kevin, and nicky are constantly barrelling into the cabinet doors. they complain. aaron, neil, and andrew refuse to correct their ways.
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the-gay-cousin-666 · 9 months
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Andrew: uh my bf is injured and struggling after a near-death experience? Guess I have to climb into the shower fully clothed to help him clean up.
Everyone including Neil: you literally don't have to.
Andrew, already wet: no I'm gonna
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bisexualchaosdemon · 5 months
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Mind yo business, David can apply to a lot in aftg
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