“Veni, Vidi, Discessi.”

-Anxiety Disorder Motto

(I came, I saw, I left. 💀)

“you are what you eat” i don’t remember eating a loser with anxiety and depression but ok

things that help/have helped my anxiety attacks

soda

tumblr

apple slices

stuffies

breathing technique via finger tracing

things that were supposed to help my anxiety attacks

THE DAMN SENSES COUNTDOWN

(THIS IS A JOKE!!!) (I AM OKAY!!!) (THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN!!!)

Compulsive apologizing sales pitch:

Compulsive Apologizing (TM) comes in three subscription options.

There’s a standard subscription, which comes with all of the staples. Apologizing for apologizing, apologizing for things that aren’t your fault, and apologizing when other people hurt themselves. Typically kicks in when you’re anxious or an edge.

($17 a month / $170 a year) (100 days free trial)

There’s the Premium subscription, which comes with even more! Including a rapid heart rate, a frenzy of apologies when called out, and the desperate need to disappear when you’ve actually done something wrong.

($23 a month / $230 a year) (100 day free trial)

Then there’s our Premium + subscription. It comes with all the same as the premium AND a fear of being blamed for something you accidentally apologize for when it’s not your fault, apologizing to inanimate objects, and multiple iterations and versions of the phrase “I’m sorry” that are exclusive to our premium plus members. This subscription can kick in, not only when you're anxious or on edge, but throughout the day as well.

($27 a month / $270 a year) (100 days free trial)

(Compulsive Apologies Premium + requires an anxiety diagnosis and/or moderate to severe emotional trauma)

I have some anxiety issues but at least when someone rejects a call I don't immediately go to "Oh no, they're angry at me and hate me :'( "

But instead to They're Being Held Hostage Scenario

Which is comforting because the other one is worse of course.

time for my oddly specific dni that is a joke and not real. ofc tag how many apply to you. dni if you:

like ranch dressing

think you “Get” the movie inception

are an only child

were/are into supernatural AND sherlock but NOT doctor who

were born after st patricks day 2002

dont like fruit or vegetables

took german in high school

have happily married parents

have a strong preference for the xbox over other consoles

have a name that was one of the top 100 in your country the year you were born

have or want more than two dogs

are a libra

are against writing/highlighting in books (like morally against it, even other people doing it in books that arent yours and have nothing to do with you)

have never worked customer service

like thunderstorms

are a man who works in tech

dont remember your dreams

dont have a favorite color

regularly wear jeans to bed

look good in hats

I’m Bored and Anxious So I Slapped Together a List of Fan Fic Writer Asks

1. Share a song that makes you think of [fic title] 2. Do you read/reread your own fics? 3. What's your favorite fic that you've written? 4. How many WIPs do you have right now? 5. What's a fic idea you've had that you will never write? 6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time? 7. How many ideas for fics do you have right now? 8. What project(s) are you currently working on? 9. Do you write every day? If you wrote today, share a sentence of what you’ve written! 10. Is there a fic that got a different response than you were expecting? 11. Do you have specific playlists for writing fics? 12. Do you have a playlist for your current WIP(s)? Share it! 13. How much planning do you do before writing? 14. If you could see one of your fics adapted into a visual medium, such as comic or film, which fan fic would you pick? 15. How do you come up with titles for your fics/chapters? 16. At what point in the process do you come up with titles? 17. What's something you've learned about while doing research for a fic? 18. What's one of your favorite lines you've written in a fic? 19. Give us a small teaser from one of your WIPs. 20. What's a favorite title for a fic you've written? 21. Have you ever deleted an entire scene after spending hours laboring over it? If so, why? 22. Do you know how your fic will end before you start writing? 23. How do you choose where to end a chapter (if you have multi-chapter works)? 24. Share a moodboard for (one of) your current WIP(s). 25. Have you ever upset yourself with your own writing? 26. Is there something you've written that you would never want your family to see? 27. Is there a fic you were nervous to post/share? Why? 28. Have you ever tagged a fic “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat”? 29. Share a bit from a fic you’ll never post OR from a scene that was cut from an already posted fic. (If you don’t have either, just share a random fic idea you have that you don’t plan on getting to.) 30. Ask anything!

Me, to my brain: Okay, we’re gonna be fun tonight, right? We’re gonna relax and not be a buzzkill?

My anxiety-ridden brain: *nods slowly*

The latest version of anxiety is out now,

✨Anxietitty✨

It's exactly like normal anxiety, but no one takes you seriously, cause you're a woman.

If I am ever intentionally rude, my tummy hurts.

Wolfwood: I am going to kill you

Vash: omg 😳 babe 🥰🥺🥺

imogen fumbling shit is just eternally good fodder for memes, alright. and its at least partly BECAUSE of how powerful she is. someone tripping while using a nerf gun? funny. someone dramatically hoisting up an outfit matchin heavy death laser gun and then immediately tripping and landing on their face? phenom. sometimes she goes "GROVEL" and the enemies grovel and we all go "oooooh" and "aaaahhh" and sometimes she just gets fully ignored and gets so huffy and petulant and ineffectually burns a cantrip just to be petty about it. sometimes she smites her enemies into dust with one move and renders a tree in half after threatening and other times she fucking. falls down a flight of stairs and accidentally sets everything on fire. fires a gun at her own team. loses all her hair. turns blue. etc.

Imogen lifts a humongous sand squid into the sky with her mind powers. Imogen is also falling out of a sky ship and landing on the desert sand far below and just. lying there. while her friend plays the flute in the background. epic hot failgirls NEED the HEIGHT to FAIL FROM. u gotta swing and miss sometimes!!! AND you gotta be REAL petty about it when u miss!!!! fucking fantastic.

i was completely, blissfully unaware that people on other social media sites were making up whole conspiracy theories about the emergency alert test today until i heard someone talking about it in class this morning. meanwhile on tumblr everyone is just like happy Loud Noise Wednesday to all who celebrate <3

ocd is the answer to the age old question no one ever asked, "what if your anxiety had autism"

Fe3h Golden Deer Night Out + Hubert, because originally I was gonna draw all the houses, but believe it or not I always had something higher priority to do lol

Oh my god Susan taxpayer in real life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!