whatever you do, don’t think about coming home to find your boyfriend, Tom Grant, fast asleep while cuddled up in bed with The Lads (the collective nickname he has for his english bulldog, Haz, and his orange tabby, Jago). don’t think about how he’d have a little, four-legged lad on each side of him, snuggled up against him, sleeping just as soundly as he would be. don’t think about how the only sound that could be heard in the room would be the slight creaking of old wooden floors as you approach the sleeping trio, tom’s very soft snoring, and Haz’s very not soft (incredibly loud) snoring (don’t judge him, he’s brachycephalic, it’s not his fault). please, i’m begging you, don’t think about any of it… and definitely don’t tell me what you’d do if you did come home one night to find exactly that…

i had to make another one with just you and aaron 🤗 i love him so bad but let’s not forget he’s a middle aged man which means the way he probably texts is DRY. at first you thought he was mad at you every single time you texted but now you’re used to it 😓

An illustration for @azertyjf 's text post

I had a clear vision with this one.

I did NOT need to spend that much time on this BUT DAMN IT IT’S FUNNY-

Context: Peppino was annoying the fuck outta’ him and it got so bad he wanted to take him home.

He was done with his bullshit- 💀

imagine eddie’s out of work because reefer rick got put away for good, and rick kept such a tight lid on his own supplier that eddie has no clue where to buy from now. he’s applied to a couple of jobs, but nobody’s gotten back to him yet. thankfully, his saving grace comes in the form of a flyer for someone seeking a babysitter.

enter single dad steve, who just needs someone to watch his five kids (and occasionally the miracle baby hopper-byers twins from nextdoor, because they’re best friends with his kids and refuse to be separated from them for longer than twelve hours) for a couple hours while he takes a much-needed nap every few days. he can’t keep asking their auntie robin and auntie vickie, after all. even if they’re more than willing to watch them, steve feels like it’s too big of an ask without payment, which they refuse to accept. and if the babysitter that responds to his flyer just so happens to be a very attractive guy whose guitar-playing and d&d skills are enough to captivate said children’s collective attention for those hours, well…that’s just an added bonus.

can dream stans on twitter get normal fast like it actually disturbs me a little how quick they are to demonise dream and then when he apologises/explains his thought process they continue to drag it out BE NORMAL

user aleeyenn idk if you take art requests but i just wanted to say that i adore your liymote art and it would be like suuuper cool if you made more . i crave liymote art ... would also love to know if you have any headcanons for them : 3 no pressure obv

thank you anon for your request!!! i’ve been meaning to draw them again so bad and i’ve been going crazy over them for a few days so i finally brought myself to drawing thrm… for the part about headcanons YAH i have some for them HEEHEE i looovee to think that remote is a huge nerd that’s into a bunch of games and shows (specifically rhythm games and certain animes(bonus! she’s a big vocaloid fan)) and she likes to collect figurines and other merchandise of her interests in general… in bfb liy bought like.? one quadrillion fork repellents (i think that’s the exact number but i don’t know i can just hear her saying it LOL) in a heartbeat without even thinking about it (financially) for a second so i like to think that she has a lot of money. she is a rich girl… i feel like liy doesn’t spend it often or flaunt it at all, she just has it and uses it whenever she wants.. and remote is a huge fan of specific media so liy buys her these super expensive and rare merchandise/figures from her interests and remote is sooooo surprised and excited each time and it makes liy happy to see someone especially someone she loves be so happy especially from something she did for them Hashtag self improvement journey and she loves her so much they love each other so MuChhH

couple of mello + near doodles

They sleeping

Phantom in Gotham

DP x DC Fic

AO3

Danny escaped his parents and ended up on the streets of Gotham, going out as Phantom invisibly and helping out the local vigilantes. The bats are wary at first but start to like their little ghost friend, especially when he heals Jason from the Pit Rage.

Meanwhile Danny gets into Gotham Academy and befriends Tim and Steph, who are worried for this poor kids health and try to get him to the manor. It doesn’t work until Jason stumbles across him as Red Hood and kidnaps brings him home.

qsmp francophone cubitos and their dynamic drive me wild, they all know they’re mutually lying and obscuring the truth to one another, they all know they’re keeping each other at arm’s distance, they all know they’re not as open as they once were when it was just them and the aftermath of a plane crash, but the love is still there. the worry and the concern. they pry information out of one another in supposedly subtle ways that really just convey how much they still care about each other. what’s your stance on the federation. how’s your code arm doing. even if in the end you don’t turn to me, please call out to someone. maybe looking out for yourself is looking out for others as well. i don’t know you anymore but i will protect the unknown anyway

i think. i think that castiels eyes should have faint grace swirls in them when he’s deeply content. so barley noticeable you can only see them when you’re really focusing, so much so that sometimes you’re not even sure if they’re actually there. AND dean should be obsessed with them, to the point that he will quite literally do anything to make cas feel content

How much of your play/denial do you do on your own? Like do you decide I'm going to put clamps on and edge myself today, without someone directing you?

Basically, none.

For me kink is less about the sex and physical aspects and more about the exchange of power. I get high off of the consensual agreement between two people to surrender or take control of one another.

There is a deep intimacy when you trust someone with your mind, body and soul (or vice versa). It unravels me.

Putting clamps on myself is like… ok cool. And now I’ll take them off whenever I want??? What’s the point? Meh.

Note: I approach physical training differently. I will do things like anal training or deepthroat training on my own because it keeps me ready for whatever a future partner may ask of me.

Siblings shenanigans

Woke up and had to doodle this real quick. Now back to bed…

Dream & Nightmare belong to joku

yk i just want to say, sometimes i’m pretty bad at reaching out/being prompt/keeping up on things/responding to messages

(really. really bad at that last one sometimes)

so to all of my mutuals uhhh (i’m so sorry)

i super love and appreciate you guys, i haven’t forgotten any of you </3 you’re all super cool and great and i hope to be able to interact with you more in the future :,)💕

almost everyone i interact with here, mooties, followers, honorary mooties who communicate back and forth with likes and reblogs, and even anons…all are super sweet and beautiful actually and i think you’re all pretty swag and cool and deserve to be appreciated 🌸💫🫂

PSA for future reference: Um hey don’t ever just demand content like this.