Tumgik
#and posting this won over deleting it so
numbknee · 1 year
Note
South park fan
Tumblr media
#alas….unfortunately I am#ask#anon#tag edit: oof yeah probs shouldn’t have rambled in the tags about writing sp fics on that prev post op got mad at me :(#in all fairness I used to be the exact same way and then I actually watched the show#and then begrudgingly had to acknowledge the writing was actually good#the show has a lot of shitty ppl who are fans but the reasons they like the show#like using Cartman’s antisemitism to justify their own bigotry#are 1000% NOT the same reasons I like the show#it’s very hit or miss and some eps are absolutely vile but the ones that hit#have some damn good writing. there’s a reason why trey parker is so prolific. the guy knows his shit#not only in tv writing but songwriting and writing the book of mormon#which won best musical so. you have to admit he’s talented at his craft even if some of the shit he writes makes me wanna throw up#because he specifically wrote it to make the audience uncomfortable. he and matt stone are provocateurs#but if you listen to the commentary or see the show beyond a surface level you’ll see it has a surprising amount of heart#I know that’s shocking for a non-fan for me to acknowledge that but. idk man don’t harass me over it you can block me if you’re#that uncomfortable#ok tag ramble over#FUCK TAG EDIT AGAIN: yeah I deleted my reblog op was getting upset and I don’t wanna invite harassment towards myself or him#I’m not about to fuck with anti sp ppl esp minors I don’t have a death wish
16 notes · View notes
ocdhuacheng · 2 years
Note
Tbh I would have buckled and deleted the post and apologized by now because I am a doormat even when I’m right so I respect you for standing by your cuntiness
thanks bestie skdnfskdjn <3
3 notes · View notes
cheeseceli · 8 months
Text
SKZ arguing over the bill
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Pairing: ot8!skz × gn!reader (individually)
Genre: fluff
Request: yes!
Warning: mentions of food, reader never pays lmao. Changbin, Chan, Seungmin's were heavily inspired by "Telling your Stray Kids boyfriend you can’t afford to eat out with them" by @ronnierites . If you don't allow this pls lemme know and I'll delete this post. Not proofread
A/n: that's kinda a new format, hope you guys like it! And this have been on my to do list since forever lol sorry for the wait
Tumblr media
Bang Chan
Doesn't want you to feel uncomfortable
But he wants to spoil you so badly
Would let you pay if you were uncomfortable but he wants to make sure you get it he would love to pay for you as well
"You know Chris, I can pay for it."
"I know."
"So?"
"I'd rather do it. But thank you baby."
"But-" you stopped talking once you saw his card swiping. You truly should be used at this point "oh."
"Why do I feel like you're unhappy?"
"It's not that I am not happy, it's just that you always pay."
"It's my pleasure."
"But I don't know, I don't want you to think you're being pressured or something like that."
"Babe, I don't feel like that at all. Don't you worry. You're always doing so much for me, that's just a little 'thank you' of mine."
You gave him a little smile and proceeded to hug him, feeling safe in his warmth.
"I'm so lucky to have you."
"I should be the one saying it."
Lee Know
Bro you don't even spare a chance
He's paying before you even have a chance to take your wallet out of your pocket
I'm surprised you even try tbh
"Should we ask for the bill?"
"Oh, I already paid for it, don't worry."
You looked dumbfounded at him while he was finishing his food. You didn't see him talk to a waiter and you're sure he didn't pay for it before you two had your meal.
"What? When?"
"When we were asking for the dishes. Didn't you see it?"
"No?" you tried to recall the moment with no success "Why would you pay? I feel bad that you pay for everything all the time. I don't feel like reciprocating enough."
His eyes soften and a little smile comes to his lips while he watches you pout. If only you knew how much you did for him.
"Hey, look at me. It's okay. You already reciprocate with everything you do. That's already perfect"
Changbin
He pays with the money, you pay back with kisses
Sorry but that's his boyfriend duty
He is physically incapable of not paying for everything
"Hey baby. I'm off work in 40 minutes. I'll pick you up so we can have lunch, okay?"
You were glad that for once you were on a voice call with him instead of being in a face time like you'd usually do. This way he didn't see the way your smile dropped so quickly.
"Um, I don't think I'll be able to."
"Oh? Why?"
"I'm kinda... broke right now. I haven't received my last payment yet."
"Okay? What does that have to do with anything?"
"I don't want you to be the one who always pays for our things. I should be able to pay sometimes."
"You don't need to. That's my boyfriend duty. You know I don't mind, I actually enjoy it quite a lot."
"Still bothers me though. I'd hate to not contribute at all."
"You can always cuddle with me and shower me with kisses. That will make me happier than anything money can buy."
Hyunjin
Stop he'll be like genuinely so sad if he can't pay
He would let you pay if you were really insistent
But then he'll go like :( and you would let him take the bill out of pity lmao
"Hyunjin, stop looking at me like that."
"But darling, I can pay. You know it doesn't bother me."
"Just this once, let me pay, okay?"
"Okay"
"...Jinnie I really need you to stop that."
"I'm not even doing anything."
"Oh God" you sigh and let your head fall, knowing the man beside you won the argument once more "Fine. You can pay."
He didn't waste a second, swiping his card as fast as possible just so you couldn't have the time to change your mind. After he payed the meal, he took your hand in his and started to walk in the direction of the restaurant's exit with a triumphant (and really sweet) smile.
"I swear I don't get why you like to pay so much."
"My love should be treated as royalty, and that includes me paying for everything you wish for."
Han
Bro is offended
Believes with all his heart that he should be the one paying
Tries to distract you when the time to pay comes
"Were you paying while I was in the restroom?"
"... perhaps."
"Han."
"Baby. You know I like to pay for you."
"But you do that all the time."
"It's my way of showing love! If you ask me, I actually don't think it's enough. It's the least I can do."
He could see in your eyes that you weren't convinced. Unfortunately (for you), he only saw that as an opportunity to spend even more money. Maybe then you would believe him.
"C'mon, lemme show you a little bit of love. You can pay me back with thousands of kisses if that's what's bothering you."
Felix
He loves to pay.
If he could, he would pay for absolutely everything that you could ever want or need.
But if that's something which really bothers you, he will let you pay as well
Tries to do that "the one who invites is the one who pays" thing and fails
"Felix. Don't even dare."
He looked at you confused until he realised you were staring at the credit card in his hand, probably hoping that it could disappear before the waiter came back with the bill.
"C'mon, it's just a small lunch. I can pay for it."
"No. I invited you. I pay."
"Actually, if you think about it, I'm the one who suggested this place."
"Two years ago."
"Still counts."
"Not as an invitation though. I'm the one who asked if you wanted to come here."
Felix sighed, knowing he wouldn't be able to convince you of otherwise. If only he could.
"Okay. Next time it's on me."
Seungmin
LMAO sorry you're 100% not paying
Don't even try
Boyfriend duty pt 2 except he is even more dedicated somehow
"Why did you bring your wallet?"
"I wanted to pay for this one."
"... why?"
"You always pay for everything."
"And I don't plan on stopping so you can take your wallet away."
"Minnie, please. I don't want you to be the one who always end up paying for everything."
"But I want to. I wouldn't mind paying for every single thing for the rest of our lives. So you can't take your money away of my sight because I'm paying."
"For the rest of our lives huh?"
"Don't tease." But you didn't miss how the corners of his lips lifted once he thought you weren't looking anymore.
I.N
Rock, paper, scissors. The winner is the one who pays
It's funny and neither of you can complain about the outcome of it because it's technically fair
Except you always throw scissors first and never noticed it
And Jeongin doesn't have the heart to tell you
"We should change this game."
"No way" he said while giving the money to the cashier whilst trying to hide his grin from you "Not my fault you are horrible at this."
"Seriously though, I think you're cheating. It's impossible for you to win every single time."
"How does one cheat at 'rock, paper, scissors'? Besides, you won yesterday."
"After losing at least 50 times. And I got to pay for some ice cream. It's not the same as paying for a whole meal."
"Get better at this and maybe you get to pay for a whole meal one day. C'mon, we can have some milkshake now. Maybe you'll win this time."
You had a feeling you wouldn't though. He was sure you wouldn't.
Tumblr media
Reblogs and feedback are appreciated!
Dividers by @cafekitsune
3K notes · View notes
trevuorzegras · 2 months
Text
━╋ MY RIGHT TO BE HELLISH
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
jealous by nick jonas
summary: In which famous actress y/n y/l/n was seen at a Canucks game, which sparks rumors. (part 1/4)
pairings: quinn hughes x actress!reader.
platonic!jack hughes x reader. social media au
faceclaim: dove cameron
next part
Tumblr media
newestupdates
Tumblr media
newestupdates: Actress y/n y/l/n spotted at the lastest Canuck’s vs Ducks game wearing an old Quinn Hughes jersey! Opinions?
tagged: yourusername
liked by canucks, njdevils, and more
user1: i say we i don’t know, leave her alone and let her live her life?? 😭
liked by yourusername.
yourusername: i was invited to the game, so i attended, i was also PROVIDED with the jersey. don’t stretch it.
↳ canucks: thank you for attending! we are sorry this got out of hand!
↳ yourusername: not your fault what’s so ever! things are always blown out of proportion. canucks
user2: wait her and quinn would be cute??
↳ user3: he plays hockey, and she acts 💀 they’d never have time to themselves.
user4: you guys post anything at this point. y/n can’t even go to a hockey game in PEACE ☹️
user5: puck bunny
↳ yourusername: i’ve watched hockey since i was a kid, i am not a puck bunny, and can 100% guarantee i know more about the sport than you do. thank you for your input though, johnathan!
↳ user6: she ate i fear. (i do not fear. we all knew she would) yourusername
user7: _quinnhughes
yourusername
Tumblr media
yourusername: thank you @canucks for the amazing opportunity! i loved every minute of this game. and we won 8-3?? 🤔 #gocanucks
liked by canucks, lhughes_06, and more
njdevils: come to a devils game next? 🫣
↳ yourusername: lmk when and where & im there!
user8: i know you guys see luke lurking in her likes. i cannot be the only one 😭😭
↳ user9: thought i was going INSANE STOP
lhughes_06: _quinnhughes HELLO? YOU WERE IN THE SAME ARENA AS Y/N Y/L/N AND DIDNT THINK TO TELL ME?
↳ _quinnhughes: i have no idea who this is luke
↳ yourusername: slightly offended, quinnifer _quinnhughes
jackhughes: yeah come on over to a devils game, we’ll actually acknowledge you
↳ yourusername: like i said, when & where and i’m there jack (:
user10: Y/N GOING TO A DEVILS GAME
user11: how does quinn NOT know y/n
↳ lhughes_06: my thoughts exactly
user12: lukey boy is LURKING 👀
canucks: we loved having you! hope to see you again very soon, y/n!!
↳ yourusername: i love whoever runs this account
user13: the way she didn’t tag anyone in these pictures 😭
↳ yourusername: they don’t need tags (:
↳ user14: LMFAOOA SHE SAID FUCK THEM HOCKEY PLAYERS FR yourusername
liked by yourusername.
njdevils
Tumblr media
njdevils: since q. hughes didn’t appreciate ms. y/l/n. these hughes’ will 😈 #GONJDEVILS
tagged: l_hughes, yourusername, jackhughes
liked by jackhughes, yourusername, and others
user15: DEVILS AND CANUCKS BEEF??
↳ user16: more like jack & luke vs quinn beef 😭
yourusername: was an honor! i absolutely adore the jacket, thank you guys so much. <3
↳ canucks: the betrayal.
↳ yourusername: quinn didn’t even know who i was, do you guys even love me 💔 canucks
user17: the picture of her and jack GUYS STOP
↳ user18: why do i ship them.. 🙃
↳ user19: no i completely get it. user18
↳ user20: no?? they make no sense.. user19
jackhughes: YUP WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE Y/N OVER HERE canucks _quinnhughes can you guys relate?? 🤔 didn’t think so
↳ canucks: you are EVIL jack hughes.
_quinnhughes: i didn’t know a girl once now my team is beefing with my brothers’ team. great.
↳ yourusername: i apologize, i tried to tell them to be nice ☹️
↳ _quinnhughes: not your fault my brothers are evil yourusername
user21: okay but the jacket is fire
↳ yourusername: exactly! never taking it off
↳ canucks: traitor! yourusername
user22: jack and luke look so GOOD
↳ user23: LITERALLY WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT??
user24: jack and y/n, quinn and y/n that, WHAT ABOUT LUKE AND Y/N GUYS HEAR ME OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
↳ _quinnhughes: she’s too pretty for either of them
*this comment has been deleted.*
user25: I KNOW YOU GUYS SAW THAT??
↳ user26: ARE WE TRIPPING????????
next part
turning this into a story, how we feel? 🫣 it’s definitely going to be a short one, i’ll possibly go longer ones in the near future, but not right now! feel free to request anything!
check out my navigation, here!
check out my nhl masterlist, here!
537 notes · View notes
pierregazly · 8 months
Text
to live for the hope of it all (part 3) ꨄ charles leclerc smau
charles leclerc x fem!reader / mick schumacher x fem!reader
pic credits: pinterest
link to part 1 | link to part 2
charles wins big (in 2 ways), mick soft launches, and y/n's just there to have a good time. thank you for all the love on this series! someone made a suggestion of having an alt au for the driver y/n didn't end up with so if there's interest in that let me know!! also this is NOT an accurate representation of monza 2023
Tumblr media
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by pierregasly, arthur_leclerc, mickschumacher, and 959,052 others
yourusername no one show this to my boss lol... but monza you were the most wonderful experience... as always. congratulations to everyone, but a special congratulations to someone who means the most to me even when things are hard.
view all 7,888 comments
username mother are u gonna get fired over this
username mother we like u too much at mercedes for this pls delete
arthur_leclerc forza ferrari!!!
username no charles like or comment??? this man better know how to fight
username relax he's probably celebrating jeez
Tumblr media
yourusername has followed charles_leclerc
mickschumacher has posted a story
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by yourusername, username, username and others
replies
username omg y/n??? username mick with the soft launch omf yourusername 2 lucky girls (and then there's mick) in this soft launch
Tumblr media
charles_leclerc has followed yourusername
charles_leclerc
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by carlossainz55, pierregasly, yourusername and 2,546,116 others
charles_leclerc could not have done this without the team, the tifosi faithful and the extraordinary people who are always by my side. this one is for you 🇮🇹
view all 10,983 comments
pierregasly congrats mr leclerc 😉 hope you got your prize
username forza ferrari!!!
yourusername so proud of you always 💗
username y/n commenting on his last post is the obvious reason why he won lets be real rn
username war is over... y/n and charles follow each other again and she's regularly commenting
Tumblr media
yourusername has posted a story
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by charles_leclerc, arthur_leclerc, mickschumacher, and others
replies
username shut up is that CHARLES is this a soft soft soft launch charles_leclerc 💗
mickschumacher
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by yourusername, lance_stroll, username, and 202,406 others
mickschumacher my personal photographer has really outdone herself these past 2 weeks
view all 2,340 comments
yourusername lets all say thank you y/n (for the photos and for encouraging laila that the backstreet boys look was a vibe)
mickschumacher i knew it
username omg username on twitter was acc right???
username we were all delulu for weeks, i cant believe y/n and mick are just friends 😭
username thank u yourusername for taking the best photos of our boy!!
liked by yourusername and 200 others
Tumblr media Tumblr media
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by charles_leclerc, mickschumacher, pierregasly and 687,843 others
yourusername mama always said if a man tells you he loves you, make him prove it. i think he's proving it mama.
view all 4,326 comments
pierregasly red roses seems more logical but i guess this works
yourusername shut up pierre they're lovely
username are they from CHARLES
arthur_leclerc daisies for the prettiest flower in the room
yourusername you texted me 45 seconds after posting this and told me they were 'the ugliest fucking flowers you've ever seen and you're not surprised he'd pick them' arthur_leclerc i stand by what i said here and there
charles_leclerc 🤍
Tumblr media
taglist
@leclerces @needtokeepfeelingsincheck @sassyheroneckgiant @sillyfreakfanparty @leclercdream @allywthsr @bladestark @adoxra @electrobutterfly @powerfulmess @katcontrreras @livster @vellicora @meadhbhcavanagh @tsukishitm-a @f1pandrea @incoherenciass @sltwins @sunny44 @myescapefromthislife @janeholt3 @hwienv @raizelchrysanderoctavius @msliz @karina-v20 @crlsummer @gaslysainz @p4st3lst4rs @lazybot @tagteamedbitch @ravisinghs-wife @thomaslefteyebrow @smoothopz @willowpains @justdreamersdream @elijahslover @pampeop @driveswiftly13 @leclercdream @glow-ish @hheartbreakhotell @notleclerc @f1wintermoon13 @ironmaiden1313 @peachiicherries @christianpulisic10 @elowynnlane @needtokeepfeelingsincheck @treehillheda @stevesworld9 @laneyspaulding19 @nmw-am @iloveyou3000morgan
if your name is bolded/struct through, i wasn't able to tag you for some reason. thank you all for the love!
1K notes · View notes
waratah-vroom · 10 months
Text
Rumour Has It (ln4)
✨join waratah's (over) 100 follower celebration✨ Made to order for lovely anon xx
Mallorca
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Liked by kellypiquet, landonorris and 1,743,294 others ynhorner: Suns out buns out ☀️
yourfriend: Are you trying to kill me with the last pic? ↳ ynhorner: Is it working? ↳ yourfriend: Writing my will now
dailyyn: No words 🔥🔥🔥
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Liked by maxverstappen1, ynhorner and 1,379,294 others landonorris: Nothing better than a summer spent in the sun ☀️
danielricciardo: If you need some tips mate give me a call 🤙
redbullracing: Something looks familiar
softboynorris: He looks so happy 🥺
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Liked by f1driversdaily, landonorizz and 3,420 others f1gossipgirl: Lando Norris featured a Red Bull branded Jet Ski and boat on his recent post. Sources close to the Red Bull team have revealed that Christian Horner has been talking with the McLaren driver. Coincidence?
maxthelion: A Max/Lando lineup would actually be iconic
softboynorris: Not the red circles, girly we have eyes 😭
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Liked by kellypiquet, landonorris and 2,942,407 others ynhorner: Summer recap ☀️
yourfriend: Is the last slide what I think it looks like? ↳ ynhorner: Looks like I'm in love or something idk
dailyyn: Girl who we soft launching 👀
ynsource: Everyone's obsessing over the last slide but I'm here like NEW MUSIC???
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Liked by maxverstappen1, danielricciardo and 2,375,105 others landonorris: Eating well 🤗
alex_albon: LANDO NO ↳ landonorris: LANDO YES
maxfewtrell: She's gonna leave you mate Liked by ynhorner
christianhorner: I don't like what this is implying, Lando. This comment has been deleted
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Tagged: christianhorner, landonorris, ynhorner therealgerihalliewell: Finally posting the photos from our little Mallorca getaway!
yndaily: This was not on my 2023 bingo card
ynsource: I did not expect Ginger Spice to hard launch y/n and Lando's relationship yet here we are ↳ landonorizz: I didn't expect a Y/n Lando relationship at all tbh ↳ ynsource: Think it's time you change your user girly
ynhorner: Geri... 🫢 ↳ therealgerihalliwell: I am so sorry sweetie
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Tagged: landonorris Like by therealgerihalliwell, kellypiquet and 3,380,284 others ynhorner: No point hiding it now. Rumour Has It is out tomorrow xx
landonorris: My baby makes the best bangers 🔥 Pinned comment
danielricciardo: Boss man hasn't killed him yet? ↳ ynhorner: After his last caption he's close. ↳ landonorris: ynhorner I was just telling the truth baby ↳ ynhorner: landonorris👌this close
maxverstappen1: Kelly and I were taking bets on who'd break first. ↳ landonorris: Who won? ↳ maxverstappen1: landonorris neither of us had Geri so we drew. ↳ kellypiquet: landonorris I thought Y/n would post a close friends story on main. ↳ maxverstappen1: landonorris I thought you'd slap her ass in the paddock and Ted would catch it on camera. ↳ ynhorner: maxverstappen1 that almost happened last race. ↳ landonorris: ynhorner not my fault your ass looks good in those jeans.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Read more of my writing here
Taglist: @fulla02reads @lazybot @rd14 @flowerchild-96 @camillalarke @cool-ultra-nerd @azxulaa @hrlzy @ghosttwit @booksobsess @formulakay (if you're not highlighted I couldn't tag you. If you'd like to be removed from the tag list please send me a message.)
1K notes · View notes
thatsdemko · 8 months
Text
making the bed - l.norris
pairing: lando Norris x songwriter!singer!reader
fc: Gracie Abrams
summary: everyone assumes a certain song you wrote on guts is about a McLaren driver…
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by oliviarodrigo, charles_leclerc, lewishamilton, & 2,518,459 others.
yourusername: guts is out everywhere!!! so proud of my bestie oliviarodrigo and her AMAZING talent! thank u so much for letting me work with u!! making the bed was mine turned yours and I hope you enjoy miss livs version xx
5,000 comments
y/nupdates: knew it was you who produced that song
landoslover: mother I hope that song isn’t about you know who
oliviarodrigo: LOVE YOU!
landoy/nlover: so it’s defs about him right??? he hasn’t interacted on her posts in MONTHS.
y/ntourupdates
Tumblr media
liked by landocarlos, y/nforever, y/ncult, & 2,428 others.
y/ntourupdates: y/n during her show in Nashville where she sang making the bed as a surprise song for the fans!
400 comments
y/n1234: ugh delete she was crying SO much after that song :(
landolago: I was there you could tell she really didn’t want to sing it
y/nsbabe: going to beat up that vroom vroom guy that broke her heart!
landonews
Tumblr media
liked by sushilando, leclerc16ish, mclarenspastry, & 1,358 others.
landonews: well… Lando seen recently in Italy with some girl
400 comments
y/nbitch: NOOO
landosgirl238: me trying to figure out if that’s y/n
dancingqueeny/n: no y/n is in England for a show :(
y/npluslando: it’s really over huh :(
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, danielricciardo, y/nupdates, & 1,354,572 others.
yourusername: difficult. out now.
5,600 comments
y/nvroomvroom: WE WON! LANDO LIKED AND A NEW SONG!
charlesmonacomonza: lando y/n crumbs!!! time to eat them up!
landomclaren: so like… was making the bed even about him at all?
y/ncuntology: you can tell this song definitely is about him though. she was spiraling bad with him. wouldn’t be too surprised if making the bed truly was written inspired by lando
y/nsweetie
Tumblr media
liked by teamy/nn, bitchcedes, y/nmother, & 2,358 others.
y/nsweetie: y/n’s face when someone mentioned lando norris… oh they are so back
30 comments
landosjolly: I KNEW IT! I knew she couldn’t write a bad thing about him
russellgeorgeprincess: so it really was y/n with him in Italy?
lewishami: I was at the show she did mention having been on a needed vacation…
carlosferrari: omg I knew my parents didn’t break up
y/nhq
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, maxverstappen1, yourusername, & 4,528 others.
y/nhq: the photographer vs the photo lando.jpg
355 comments
yourusername: 🥹
swiftiey/n: so like.. who is making the bed even about?
yourusername: it’s about myself lol.
tags: @oconso @xcicix @imsorare @weasleyswizardwheezes-blog @monzabee @lpab @frreyaa @motorsp0rt @lovelytsunoda @smoothopz @jaehyunluvcult @iloveyou3000morgan @lunnnix @leclerc13 @ophcelia @ihrtdan
CURRENTLY TAKING REQUESTS! send in ideas here!
837 notes · View notes
sofs16 · 2 months
Text
damn
pairing lando norris x reader
Tumblr media
yn
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, and others
yn 🦋
view all comments
user1 LANDO NORRIS STILL IN THE LIKES???? user 2 MAMIII
user3 make me wattaaaaa
yn and landonorris’ instagram story :
Tumblr media Tumblr media
f1gossip_
Tumblr media
liked by yn, and others
f1gossip_ oh little lando norris, you aren’t so slick! manyyy inboxes sent regarding lando norris who has been liking yn yln’s posts for over 4 months now. what do you think? 💋💌
view all comments
yn 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ?!?! ⤷ user4 WAHAHA MS GIRL IS SO CONFUSED
yn
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, and others
yn i mean, i’m free on weekends. do whatcha will with that info
view all comments
user5 oh my-
user6 IF I SPEAK
user7 landonorris
⤷user8 landonorris
⤷oscarpiastri landonorris
⤷carlossainz55 landonorris
⤷lewishamilton landonorris
⤷charles_leclerc landonorris
⤷lnfour landonorris
landonorris 😀
⤷yn ?
⤷user9 NEVER BEATING THE NORIZZ ALLEGATIONS.
landonorris hi😁 are you free this weekend
yn Yeahh whats up
yn
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, and others
yn 📌 london
view all comments
user11 ORANGE
⤷ yn actually, you get bullied if u say this is orange. apparently it’s papaya
⤷ user12 THIS ISSO LANDO CODED WHATHR WFLIP
landonorris
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by yn, and others
landonorris been a good month for me ❤️🌊 london -> finland
view all comments
yn instagram stories
caption : [ I DONT TRUST TESLAS DRIVING ON THEM OWN] caption 2 : [ coquette king 🎀]
[ STORIES DELETED!]
Tumblr media Tumblr media
yn
Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, and others
yn oops? view all comments
landonorris im obsessed with you
⤷ yn good
⤷ yn me 2 ❤️
⤷ user14 WALK EM LIKE A DOG SISTER 😭
❤︎ yn
landonorris and lando.jpg
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by yn, and others
landonorris and lando.jpg mine
view all comments
yn damnnn i scored the jackpot w u
⤷ landonorris what i think everytime i see you
⤷ user15 DAMNN LANDO HAS RIZZ
❤︎ yn
f1gossip_
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by others
f1gossip_ what a year! lando and yn were seen at a club in yn’s hometown with lando as the dj and yn as the singer/ dancer!! view all comments
yn_updated
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, and others
yn_updated Tonight yn won her 5th grammy! In her speech she thanked numerous people including her boyfriend, Lando Norris. “… I’m so so thankful and I also need to thank my Lando for always supporting me…”
view all comments
user16 IT COUPLE!!!! landonorris 😍😍😍
367 notes · View notes
angelltheninth · 1 year
Text
Leona Chases You Down
Pairing: Leona Kingscholar x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, primal play, biting, neck biting, predator/prey kink, cum play, mutual pining, growling, purring, being pinned, dom!Leona, feral!Leona
A/N: I accidentally deleted the original post lmao.
Tumblr media
Hunter!Leona who always catches you looking his way, equal parts annoyed and intrigued by you. He knows why you're looking at him, others have looked at him like that too but none that had his interest for long after he's had a few nights of fun with them.
Hunter!Leona who begins to avoid you as you get more persistent. As much as he likes the attention he likes his solitude more. It doesn't make you back off of him, you feel like he's avoiding you because he hates you, which only makes the pining you feel intensify.
Hunter!Leona who has to try not to pin you against the wall when you suggest that he play a little game of chase with you. Are you making fun of him? Are you trying to get a rise out of him? To piss him off just to get what you want? Well, you've got more guts then the thought. He'll admit that much. Fine, he'll play, if only to let out some steam.
Hunter!Leona who remembers your scent well, there's no where you on the school grounds that you can hide from him. You can try, oh you can try all you like, but he will find you eventually. He's slow at it though, letting you get comfortable and feel like you've won before revealing himself.
Hunter!Leona who can't deny how thrilling it is, stalking you like you're prey, hearing your breath hitch, quicken, deepen, seeing you looking around for him, watching you sweat. You've had your fun, now it's his turn.
Hunter!Leona who pins you against the wall on the back of the school, his hard cock pressing against your ass, his hot breath against your neck, his nose inhaling your scent, smelling how horny you are, how wet you are. So close just from this? In that case this won't take long, but he'll make it worth your while.
Hunter!Leona who almost rips your skirt and panties off with lustful abandon to have you. He's not slow, he's not gentle, he can't bring himself to be with all this adrenaline running through his veins, with the primal urge to claim his prey, his prize, his mate.
Hunter!Leona who bites your shoulder when he moves your uniform to the side, making you moan as he keeps you still against him, your pussy fluttering around his hard cock, loud, slapping, wet sounds coming from it when his balls and hips smack against you with force.
Hunter!Leona who can't resist the animalistic need to see you marked up, to see you be his, to see you submit to him, to see your pussy come, to make it his with his seed. He takes some of the cum that escapes and pushes it into your mouth with his fingers, wanting them clean by the time he finishes.
Hunter!Leona who loves how you sound, so needy and helpless to show him what good prey you are, presenting for him as best as you can. He kisses over the bite mark he's made, vowing to never let any other man claim you, you're his from now on, only his, that's how he wants it, that's how it will be from now on.
Hunter!Leona who purrs as your pussy clenches around his cock, makes it pulse with the need to come, makes it throb from being so full of cum that will make its way to your womb soon enough. Soon you'll be filled with his cum, and you'll want more, he knows you will, because you wanted this, you needed this. And he did too, no matter how stubborn he is he admits that he needed this. Pussy as good as yours, all for him.
Hunter!Leona who roars and growls as his hips still against yours and you suck his cock dry with your vibrating pussy walls. His fingers leave your mouth with a wet pop, clean, just like he ordered. Good, good girl. Means you earned yourself a reward. So, what do you want?
2K notes · View notes
forbidden-sunlight · 4 months
Text
yandere!athanasia de alger obelia with fem!reader headcanons
Tumblr media
Warning: OOC, obsessive behavior, implied violence, mention of death, stalking, implied manipulation.
There may be possible triggers in this story.
If you do not feel comfortable venturing any further, please hit the 'back' button on your device or computer and read something much more pleasant than a possible series of unfortunate events.
You are responsible for your own Internet consumption!
Hey guys, hope you all have had a lovely winter solstice and a Merry Christmas! Somehow, this fic got deleted, so I'm re-uploading it! Special thanks to @lxdymoon0357 for helping me write this fic. Check out their content, it is amazing!
Just a heads-up, I am temporarily removing Loving Promise on a Broken Ring from the masterlist so that I can polish it to be the best version it can be. When it's ready, I will post the fic back onto the blog. I will be posting a couple of fics in 2024 here and on my other blog, @an-idyllic-novelist.
These headcanons can see read as either romantic or platonic :)
With that being said, sit back, relax, and let's dive inside the pages of novel.
Amongst the supporting characters Anthanasia had read about in The Lovely Princess, there was one person who had stayed beside the original First Princess of the Obelia Empire even when it seemed like the entire world was against her: [First Name] [Last Name].
[First Name] [Last Name] had come from a well-known family, trained by Felix Robane himself until she was worthy enough to be sworn as the ‘sword’ and ‘shield’ of the First Princess, her personal gaurd. Although Jeannette had won over Claude’s affection with her unrealistic optimism and kindness, [First Name] was not swayed over to the female lead’s side. Nor did she believe Anthansia would try to poison her own half-sister out of spite. In fact, she had been the only one.
Regardless of what the knight believed, however, the First Princess still died by the Emperor’s hand. The loss of Anthansia drove [First Name] to commit suicide in her grief, and then she disappeared for the rest of the novel. After Chapter 9 in The Lovely Princess, the novel’s world revolved around Jennette Margarita and the male lead.
…Which is complete and utter bullshit! [First Name] went through so much character development in the spin-off stories featuring Anathansia, which she had actually enjoyed reading a lot more than the original content. Why would the author throw that out of the window again like she did with Lily’s character?! Augh, stupid book, stupid writer!
Now that she had been reborn as Anthansia, she refuses to allow events in the novel’s timeline that will endanger her life before and after she turned eighteen. Anthy's initial plan had been to steal as much as she could from the Ruby Palace, hoarding it in a secret area until there was enough funds to escape the country.
Plan A went up in smoke because she had met Claude four years earlier. Now….God, she had to act cute and try to make sure he doesn’t get bored of her or else he’ll kill her! He’s a meanie! A tyrant! What kind of asshole would just sit and watch his daughter drown in the lake or carry her like a sack of potatoes! If there’s anything that was remotely positive about this series of unfortunate events is that she got to know Felix.
Felix was nicer than Claude, and he was the one who had recognized [First Name]’s potential to become her knight!
Maybe. Maybe if she played her cards right with the Emperor and Felix, she’ll get [First Name] to come to her palace sooner!
But if Anthy does that, then [First Name] will have to go through two, or even four years of training under her Daddy’s personal guard until she is deemed qualified to protect a member of the royal family! Argh, even calling Claude that name is embarrassing enough!
And yet…
If she does change the story even a little bit for the sake of her survival and bring her favorite character here sooner than how it’s written, then…[First Name] won’t throw her life away as she had done in the original work. She’ll get to live a comfy life here, train to her heart’s content, maybe even join Anthy for tea parties! Anthy would like that very much, and she definitely wouldn’t tell her to take ten steps back when they walk through the palace together.
Then when the time is right…when Anthy is able to leave the palace and allow her half-sister to become the new princess in everyone’s lives….she’ll bring [First Name] with her. After all, there’s no other reason for Anthy to stay here except for Lily. And a lady always needs an escort wherever she goes, right?
….Right?
Athanasia de Alger Obelia will use her intellect and charm to ensure that you, her most precious knight and favorite character, will survive the series of unfortunate events that were written in this crappy novel world. Even if it means she will have to play the part of a sweet and cute daughter in front of the man who had caused her death in the first place.
If she wants to go for a stroll in the garden or gets dragged to go on a boat ride with Claude, make sure to stay nearby. She doesn’t want to lose sight of you.
Athy will insist that you come to her tea parties too. She would love to see you in a dress, but knows it would damage your reputation if she began to treat you, someone of a lower status, as an equal…even though she desperately wants to.
When there is time in her busy schedule, she will come and seek you out at the palace training grounds. She wants to see how you are progressing under Felix’s guidance and be assured that you aren’t being treated badly by the rest of calvary. If you are, just say or point your finger at the culprit. She will handle the matter personally.
No hard feelings if she becomes a little bit clingy though, okay? Athy adores you, and it’s normal to spend a lot of time with a person that you like from morning to night. Just don’t leave her for side. That’s all you have to do….if you want to survive in this hellhole. Don’t even think about asking the court magician about the princess’ behavior towards you. Luca will just shake his head in pity, wondering how in the world did the princess become so infatuated with someone like yourself and not see Duke Alpheus’ son stares at Her Highness with that same disgusting expression.
Taglist
@nunezs-stuff
@that-one-pretty-bitch
@swallowtailcherry
@dxmoness
@dragonempress18
@abelheilonwife
@sleep-all-day-everyday
@technikerin23
@gyatdamnpookie
@lyomeii
260 notes · View notes
maximotts · 9 months
Note
18. “so perfect all tied up for me.” With your dollhouse au? I’m imagining those silk ribbon bondage rope not just tying you down but wrapped around you because Wanda thinks it’s such a pretty sight <3
I'm a different person posting this than I was yesterday when I started this fic... and then it got Deleted in drafts and I saw my life flash before my eyes. This is edited kinda, but honestlyyy I just needed to conquer it at this point lmao
Tumblr media
please don't flag this fic, I have warnings clearly labeled
Doll House AU. masterlist. wc: 1.7 cw: 18+ only, please. smut, fluff. loose ribbon bondage. body worship. inspection. fingering (r receiving). oral (r receiving). size kink if you squint. overstim. mommy kink. snuggly aftercare. and then all the usual Doll House warnings.
Wanda and Doll spend an intimate afternoon in bed, Wanda perfecting her ribbon tying skills while judging your patience
⁛— 2nd birthday sleepover.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
"There you go, all nice and pretty..." 
Silk ribbons adorned your figure, wrapping you like an extra present to Wanda, from Wanda. She'd spent the past hour fawning over you atop your plush bed, shedding your morning outfit only to replace it with buttery soft threads. "So perfect, all tied up for me."
It wasn't tight enough to restrain you really, if you truly wanted to wiggling away was an option— but you didn't want anything of the sort. Wanda's undivided attention was the best kind of afternoon you could hope for.
Curious as ever, you still had your questions. "Mommy, why aren't these tight?" 
Shrugging your shoulders showed off the little movement you could make, careful not to undo any of Wanda's hard work. The older woman laughed and kissed your hip above the ribbon she'd tied over your curves, amusement filled green eyes gazing up and instantly bringing a dopey smile to your face. "I don't want to tie you down, not today at least."
"Then what are we doing?" Oh you wished so badly you could reach up and kiss her, but your wrists tied at your middle stopped you from bending too far, again more fearful of messing up whatever goal Wanda strove for. 
And that was the most of what you were doing, Wanda testing your patience, whatever willingness you had to let your reverence of her outweigh your own desires... so far you were performing perfectly.
“We’re playing, of course. Silly thing,” Wanda sat up between your legs, crawling over your prone body until she could reach your neck for her next area of focus. It was an excessive show of possession, biting endlessly along your throat, leaving marks she'd be tending to for days after, relishing in how helplessly you squirmed under her; this could easily become her favorite afternoon playtime. "Aren't you having fun?"
Lithe fingers slid under the thick ribbons at your legs, playfully tugging just to hear your surprised squeak. Your legs fell apart with nearly no coaxing, Wanda’s fingernails scraping over your inner thighs just the way she knew you adored. Small shivers rattled your body as best they could within your restraints, ever conscious of leaving them in place, and the moment she laid eyes on your glistening sex she remembered why she’d decided to keep your lower limbs tied separately. 
“I asked you a question.” The only answer she received was your meek nod, an action that resulted in a faux pout from Wanda, more concerned with how often you forgot you were allowed to speak now rather than whether or not you were truly enjoying yourself. That much was evident.
“It sure looks like you’re having fun,” Spreading your folds apart was just as easy as your legs, leaving you completely vulnerable to Wanda’s impromptu inspection. No matter how long you stayed with her, there was a persistent shyness about you, but your longing for your mommy’s approval always won out. It would be so easy to uncurl your hands where they rested bound together a mere few inches above Wanda’s, to push her away and cover yourself… but you didn’t— just as Wanda expected of you.
Today’s obedience earned you a reward, but Wanda wouldn’t spell it out for you, preferring instead to continue her game of testing self-restraint. It was better to train you into behaving even without possible reward, no matter that she already spoiled you rotten every chance she got. Two wet digits left their examination and came to settle on your waiting lips, your patience forced but steadfast. “Say please.”
“Please mommy, may I clean your fingers?” The drawn out please was so adorable Wanda wanted to suffocate you, but instead she sated herself with your grateful sigh around her, your tongue diligently licking until she drew them away. 
Her hand came back to settle between your supple thighs, fingers sliding easily through your sex, knuckles just barely grazing your clit. Curious fingertips fell down to your entrance, gathering warm wetness from where you were dripping and bringing them to her own mouth this time. She always wondered if you knew how desperate she was to have you, but one look down at your dazed expression answered that for her easily. “Did my playtime make you all icky? Do I need to clean you up?”
Admittedly, the past hour of Wanda’s gentle touches, sweet words and even sweeter kisses left your brain fuzzy. The tingling in the pit of your stomach had grown into a calm and pleasant ache, much gentler than the gnawing, desperate clawing that plagued you whenever Wanda was rough. Sometimes she left you at that painful edge, frustrated to no end and chastising any complaints she caught. Today if she’d left you with nothing, maybe you’d be able to manage the evening with dull nagging, but the notion of an orgasm at the end of your slowly building high was too tempting to pass by; you had to make your need known. “Make it better, please… want it so bad.”
“So now you speak up, whenever you need something from me…” Wanda took her sweet time traveling down your front, lips brushing over every curve and divot so that when she finally placed one last adoring kiss atop your mound, anticipation buzzed through your veins. “You can cum as much as you’d like, but don’t you dare untie yourself.”
Sometimes Wanda’s rewards were straightforward, a simple start and finish before she sent you off. Surprisingly, you preferred rewards you worked towards together, ones like these where her tongue drew intricate patterns over your clit, teasing and testing just how far gone she could pull you while you remained committed to following her rules. It was harder than it looked, knowing you had the ability to twist and turn with every perfectly placed stroke, but willing your body to stay confined, to preserve Wanda’s ribbon-tied handiwork. 
Thankfully they allowed space for the rapid rise and fall of your chest, the clenching of your core as the first wave of orgasm washed over, knocking your head back into your plush array of pillows as you erupted into a fit of moans and pleas. “Mommy.. Mommy, please.. again! Wanna cum again-”
“Such a needy doll, so pretty all tied up for me and begging for my mouth.” It was a brutal inner battle to keep from bucking your hips, fingers fidgeting at your midsection to keep busy in anything other than Wanda’s hair. When she descended again it was all worth it, warm mouth suckling at your swollen bud to distract from the three fingers prodding at your hole. 
The stretch was maddening, an instantaneous full feeling sending you over the edge again before Wanda even got the chance to move. She groaned around you as she felt your walls clench, free hand coming to wrap securely around your upper thigh; instinct drove you to back away from the thick intrusion, but she couldn’t have any of that. “Shh, sweetheart, let mommy play a little longer.”
“O-Okay..” Your previous pleasant need evolved into something more, something starved within that only reared its head when Wanda’s intentions turned heady. Careful not to toss around too much, you relaxed as your thoughts settled into a low hum, taking every thrust and each curl of her fingers until individual orgasms merged to one neverending bliss.. you’d lost count after three anyways.
After some unmeasured amount of time, Wanda granted you a reprieve, leaving you dreadfully empty and weakly clenching around nothing. You felt limp head to toe, unable to even raise your arms without Wanda’s help as she worked to slowly unwrap you. She took her time so as not to startle you, smoothing over any tiny indent her ribbon left from your movements and doting on it with a cautious rub of her thumb. 
Once she was done, she was genuinely surprised you hadn’t dozed off; the act of overstimulation alone was occasionally enough to leave you napping for hours. But today heavy eyes lazily followed her every move, bottom lip quivering more visibly by the second. “You did a wonderful job today, my love. I’m so proud of you.”
The praise was much appreciated as always, but you’d been missing one thing terribly since Wanda had first given the instruction to lay back while she unfurled her ribbon and tired as you were, you needed one last clarification. “Can I touch you now, I want a hug…”
“Of course, we’re long past our game.” You were in Wanda’s lap after the second word, curling into her and wrapping your arms around her middle in the tightest hug you could muster. Any time she searched your thoughts, they were full of her, the urge to be near her so strong Wanda was surprised whenever she got a moment to herself these days. 
It was the sweetest form of devotion she could imagine, the pure need to keep her presence in whatever capacity; your lovey ways never failed to render her heart gooey. “That’s why you were so pouty just now, my poor little snugglebug.”
Giving your tummy the gentlest tickle before drawing the sheets closer, Wanda scooted you both until she could lay you down; not that the position mattered much when you stayed attached at the hip. Content little noises rumbled against Wanda’s arm as you made them, keeping still even as you craned your neck to cover her cheek in appreciative smooches. “Nap with me, mama. I’m sleepy.”
“If you insist,” Now it was Wanda’s turn for restraint. It’d take little to no effort to pull herself from your grip even without her powers; there were a myriad of things waiting for her to do downstairs… but she stayed put. The desire to see your smiling face when you woke up in a while, ever excited to wake up in her arms, far outweighed any living room cleaning.
488 notes · View notes
diorsluv · 4 months
Text
feather , part 7
“ more than two hours in advance ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
( socialmedia!au )
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by luca.fantilli, _alexturcotte, lhughes_06, and 65,873 others
yourusername finally got some quality hughes time back 🥰🥰 (except only one hughes was with me today…)
view all comments
_quinnhughes i had a game in calgary 😒
→ yourusername i see that you won.. 😕
jackhughes i had a game in dallas 😔
→ yourusername AND THE STARS BEAT YOU!
→ _alexturcotte oh god please don’t bring back the 2019 seguin obsession
username16 SHE WAS WITH LUKE
luca.fantilli i see hughesy finally got his date
→ lhughes_06 you make it sound like i’m desperate
→ yourusername you also make it sound like we went on a date 😭😭
→ luca.fantilli damn luke thats gotta hurt 🤣
→ yourusername huh?
→ username15 girl you can be so clueless sometimes yourusername
→ yourusername I DON’T UNDERSTAND
mackie.samo when is it my turn again
→ lhughes_06 it’ll never be your turn
→ yourusername next week when we go to the movies!
username57 the outfit ate down
username8 THE SKY IS SO PRETTY
markestapa when you texted me “no you can’t come over i’m busy” i didn’t think you were gonna be on a date with luke 😒
→ yourusername IT WASN’T A DATE
→ lhughes_06 wait you were gonna go to her apartment?
trevorzegras guys i think moosey’s a little jealous of mark
→ lhughes_06 since when
→ dylanduke25 since right now luke
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by _quinnhughes, _alexturcotte, dylanduke25, and 36,296 others
yourusername i’ve been told to “save a horse, ride a cowboy” twice in one night..
tagged: maddysamo, markestapa
view all comments
maddysamo save a horse ride a cowboy! 🐴
→ yourusername i should not have taken you dress shopping 😒😒
username81 i’m having flashbacks to trevor’s cowboy getup
markestapa oh so is THAT what the bartender with the cowboy hat told you?
→ yourusername HE WAS FUNNY
→ jamie.drysdale BARTENDER?? you’re not even legal yet????? yourusername
→ markestapa yeah so funny you gave him your snap AND your number? yourusername
username39 she’s not denying mark’s accusations 😓😓😓
msamoskevich why didn’t you invite me to dress shopping ☹️
→ maddysamo you’re not in michigan
→ msamoskevich YOU’RE NOT IN MICHIGAN EITHER
→ maddysamo I CAME TO VISIT
→ yourusername mel if it makes you feel better, we didn’t buy anything 🫶
→ msamoskevich it does not make me feel better yourusername
_quinnhughes since when did you drink huh?
→ yourusername NO NO I WAS DRINKING SODA I PROMISE
→ adamfantilli i can vouch for her unfortunately
username33 now tell me the girls don’t look absolutely GORGEOUS in that first pic
colecaufield let’s run it back to the bartender
→ yourusername let’s not!
trevorzegras BARTENDER?? LIL DRIZZ GOT GAME
→ yourusername no no please no
lhughes_06 what’s this i hear of a bartender?
→ yourusername he’s niceee i think you’d like him
adamfantilli how do you know he’s not 30 with a wife and 2 kids
→ yourusername he said he’s a junior at msu 😕
→ luca.fantilli oh my god YOU’RE FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY???
→ yourusername HE’S STUDYING TO BECOME A BIOMEDICAL ENGINEER 😞😞😞
username7 i wonder how luke feels about this whole bartender fiasco
lhughes_06 my middle name is cowboy
this comment has been deleted
username18 what. the. fuck. LUKE????
next chapter notes ) when i tell you i redid the second post FOUR FUCKING TIMES BECAUSE TUMBLR WOULDN’T FUCKING SAVE IT. so i swear if it doesn’t save i’m going to jump out the window (not actually) anyway i hoped you liked it even tho i think the second post was better the first time i wrote it 😭😭
253 notes · View notes
starsandhughes · 6 months
Text
Penalty Box Series— Trevor Zegras Edition (Two)
23-24 Season Masterlist
previous: one
next: three
a/n so i def posted this then deleted it bc i hated it bc i wrote it in the 1-3am range… and now i’m writing it again in that range… fingers crossed!
i’m sorry this is short!
OCTOBER 15, 2023
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by trevorzegras, jamie.drysdale, and 16,611 others
yourusername welcome back to my post game penalty box update show, céline dion fans and non-céline dion fans! tonight was the ducks home opener and it was a doozy!
first i want to address that my lil quackies have now won their home opener 8 years in a row and are now 20-9-1 in their 30 year history for home openers! and if you’re like me and ✨love✨ stats, then you’ll be thrilled to learn that mr. frank “the tank” vatrano is the FIRST DUCK EVER TO SCORE A HAT TRICK IN THE HOME OPENER! shoutout to mason, who passed frankie the puck so that he could score the empty netter for the hatty, and made me cry at how sweet he was! (yes, they got good job forehead kisses because i love them soooo much!)
now, on to the fun stuff that you’re all here for! my future husband and baby daddy got his first penalty tonight, and oooo lordy, he looked fine! seriously, like, you think you all were freaking out about how hot he was in the box? imagine how i feel! he’s coming home to me!
his penalty was for “holding the stick” against aho (queue the boos) he did not agree with the penalty and made sure to scoff at the refs so that they knew they made a ridiculous call (i legally have to be on his side)
but get this— the penalty was called 11 seconds into z’s shift, it was the 6th official power play for the canes! we love! (we don’t love that it resulted in a c*nes goal though)
what was my favorite part of the game, you ask? it was the scrum, of course! my mans tried his best in holding back pesce, but he really just clung onto him as he got dragged around the scrum because he… is pocket sized compared to pesce. the 9th photo is of z clinging onto him from behind. i imagine pesce’s inner monologue was like “if the child will not move off me, then i shall move with the child. i am undeterred by the diminutive boy.”
ANYHOOZLE, i’m so proud of my boys! especially jamie baby, who now has back to back assists! this is your reputation era, jd! i love you endlessly <3
and to my z-baby, i’m perpetually proud of you and i’m sure you’ll do something productive soon! i love you, always💜 (and you look hot as fuck in purple) (you should buy more purple)
(p.s. did you all really think i’d only post one pic of my mans in the box when he looked that hot in it tonight? guess again! post two coming soon!)
tagged trevorzegras
view all 277 comments
trevorzegras i can’t tell if i was attacked or loved more in the post but i love you, forever, my sweet girl! (i’ll buy more purple) (i’m not pocket sized! or diminutive! at all! that’s quinn!)
yourusername i’d like to think i had an even balance of love and bullying<3 (you are compared to a 6’4 man!) (quintin’s gonna kill you and i’m going to have to let him)
trevorzegras he wouldn’t dare kill his future brother-in-law! and i’m going to be a the dad to his nieces/newphews/both!
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras count your days, zegras
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes THEN YOUR SISTER WON’T HAVE A FATHER FOR HER KIDS!
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras she has options
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes no? she doesn’t?
_quinnhughes @/jamie.drysdale would you be the dad to sissy’s kids if i kill trevor?
jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes of course
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras see? options!
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale aw, jamie baby! i’m gonna cry!
trevorzegras @/yourusername HE IS NOT GOING TO BE THE DAD TO OUR TWINS
yourusername @/trevorzegras FINE
user76 you’re so real for knowing all of us were acting whoreish over him in the box
yourusername this house is pro whore!
user14 “mwah!” -z in the 5th pic
jamie.drysdale i love YOU endlessly! so happy to have my own professional cheerleader back this year
yourusername wym “back”??? i never stopped being your cheerleader! i’m offended at best
colecaufield @/yourusername i would never do that to you
jamie.drysdale @/colecaufield you’re just mad that quinn asked me to be the dad to the twins
trevorzegras @/colecaufield @.jamie.drysdale I’M THE DAD! I’M THE FATHER! I’M THE BABY DADDY!
yourusername @/trevorzegras wow… jealous much?
colecaufield @/trevorzegras it’s hypothetical! if quinn kills you, then it should be me! i’m best friend number two!
jamie.drysdale @/colecaufield but she wouldn’t have to move if it’s me!
yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk congrats! if quinn kills trevor, you get to raise the twins with me as their dad!
matthew_tkachuk @/yourusername do you want your own room? or just the nursery and you can sleep with me?
yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk we can share the bed!
trevorzegras @/yourusername @.matthew_tkachuk NO
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername NO FAIR
colecaufield @/yourusername RUDE!
yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk 10 minutes ago, i lost my dear fiancé, trevor
trevorzegras @/yourusername I’M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD
yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk sometimes i can still hear his voice
matthew_tkachuk @/yourusername i’m sorry for your loss
yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk i’m not
trevorzegras @/yourusername divorce.
yourusername @/trevorzegras we can’t get a divorce if i’m a widow
trevorzegras @/yourusername ghost divorce.
user12 HE’S SO CUTE AHH
colecaufield @/trevorzegras wrong 22, bitch
trevorzegras @/colecaufield all’s fair in love and war
yourusername @/trevorzegras i don’t think you used that correctly
colecaufield @/trevorzegras so you admit to cheating?!
trevorzegras @/colecaufield no? there was a war i had to stop, and i love you! i didn’t “cheat”
yourusername @/trevorzegras you definitely didn’t use that correctly
user32 this game was everything to me
user4 Z’S HAIR IN THE 8THE PIC🥵😭
jackhughes @/trevorzegras i can’t believe the father of my future nieces/nephews/both is a criminal…
trevorzegras @/jackhughes you’re one to talk!
jackhughes @/trevorzegras that’s not the point!
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras @/jackhughes @.lhughes_06 i’m the only one of us that’s not a criminal! none of you should get to see the babies!
yourusername @_quinnhughes i love you so much but trevor is screaming and *i’m* about to kill you
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes you pissed off the princess
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes has she ever threatened your death?
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i don’t think so
jackhughes @_quinnhughes you REALLY pissed off the princess
user47 “i legally have to be on his side” that’s true love baby!
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras the war begins
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes you're at 2 games?
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras 2 more than you
yourusername war! war! war! war!
_alexturcotte war! war! war! war!
yourusername @_alexturcotte you? you get me
_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte @/yourusername heathens
yourusername @_quinnhughes you quite literally started this war
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes heathen
user62 Z IS SO CUTE AHH
_alexturcotte céline dion? are you 60?
yourusername i love her
trevorzegras @_alexturcotte what can i say? i love me an older woman
yourusername @/trevorzegras if you have a mommy kink, just say so
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername WHY
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale i just want to make my mans happy! i love him!
trevorzegras @/yourusername forever?
yourusername @/trevorzegras always💜
yourusername
Tumblr media
liked by trevorzegras, jackhughes, and 11,341 others
yourusername soooo..... i couldn't just pick 8 pictures... and then i couldn't just pick 17 pictures... so here's 26 more pictures for a grand total of 34 (not including the penalty count)!
enjoy pictures of:
-z looking unreasonably hot in the penalty box
-z looking unreasonably hot in his plum carpet fit
-his many faces during games
-z attacking aho (#JusticeForJack)
-the scrum turn into a conga line
-jamie baby in his plum carpet fit (he also looks very good! both my boys were in blue <3)
-jamie baby's faces during the game
-jamie baby playing volleyball with the puck
with love,
sissy🤍
tagged trevorzegras and jamie.drysdale
jamie.drysdale NO
_quinnhughes @/jamie.drysdale welcome to the club! i’m so sorry
trevorzegras @/jamie.drysdale it could be worse
yourusername no one is safe🫶 ever💜
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername i thought you loved me
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale this is how i show love
jackhughes @/jamie.drysdale you should've known this was coming
jamie.drysdale @/jackhughes i thought i’d be safe since i didn't get a penalty
colecaufield @/jamie.drysdale good thing you don't get paid for thinking
user3 I'M LOSING MY MIND AT THE CONGA LINE
user46 oh i’m drooling
trevorzegras not all of these pictures are bad ones of me and i’m taking that as a win! i love you, forever💜
yourusername i know! aren't i the sweetest? (i love you, always)
trevorzegras i don't call you my sweet girl for nothing!
jackhughes @/yourusername he's lying to you
yourusername @/jackhughes die.
trevorzegras soooo sweet💜
lhughes_06 @/jamie.drysdale just wait til you get your own post
jamie.drysdale @/lhughes_06 you and jack didn't get one and you two got penalties!
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale i was mad at them at the time!
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername be mad at me
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale never.
yourusername @/lhughes_06 p.s. congratulations on losing your nhl penalty virginity!
lhughes_06 @/yourusername why are you like this?
yourusername @/lhughes_06 to make your life more interesting
lhughes_06 @/yourusername my life is interesting!
yourusername @/lhughes_06 you're welcome!
293 notes · View notes
fandomobbsessedb · 2 months
Text
Alastor x F!Overlord!Reader
AN: this is the result of the first poll I posted, Alastor won so here we are!
I’ve kinda broken this into two bits in this one shot, there’s a warning farther down if you want to keep within the ideas of “headcannon” but farther below I have the start of a story, I got a bit carried away and am too far gone to delete it.
⚠️Warnings: mentions of blood, death, weapons, smoking, maybe 1 instance of cannibalism ( but its more in the sense of revenge rather than a canabalistic reader) (idk man it’s hell if your triggered don’t read 😭) this is really long already so I might just break it up or continue it to make a part 2. I have a LOOOOOOT of references in here to so many things, if you guys can pick up on them leave a comment and I’ll tag list you in my next fic if you want! Or don’t I honestly couldn’t care less it’s just for fun :p
Reader is referred to with afab terms.
Pt2-
================================
• In your life you tried to stay on “the right” path. Your parents raised you right, you tried your hardest to be nice, and where always on your best behavior, but after getting the short end of the stick for too long you kinda… loose it.
• You ended up in hell after a night out partying with some of your most valued clients, when you went to drive yourself home the heel of your stiletto got stuck under the gas pedal, as you tried to pull it out you took your eyes off the road and 💥 BAM 💥 you where hit by a large grocer truck.
•Opening your eyes to a red wasteland, the bright flash of lights and the smell of brimstone flood your senses. Looking down to try and gather your bearings you notice your whole body wasn’t (skn/tn) anymore… it was marble grey?
“Where… where am I?” I mumbled under my breath, trying to gather my surroundings, a bright flashing catches my eyes, a gigantic neon sign in the sky gives me my anwser…
“Welcome to Hell!!!”
“Hell…. I’M DEAD?!!!!” I groaned out through barred teeth and stood to my feet, looking around I saw definite signs, this was Hell alright. A blood red sky, fires everywhere, little sinners running around stabbing and shooting one another.
“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, ALL MY WORK, MY SHOPPING EMPIRE, MY CLOSET, MY AWARDS, MY EVERYTHING, RAAAAAAHHH!!!” In my anger I grabbed the nearest sinner and threw them to the ground, putting my foot between their shoulder blades and grabbing their arms.
“You’re gonna tell me right now, what the hell is going on, WHY AM I DEAD AND HERE-” I shouted in their ear, seeing blood come out… oh shit I probably burst their ear drum… oh well, I’ve done that plenty of times to my assistants.
“D-d-do you mean, like in hell, or or just this area?” They questioned nervously. To be fair they were a scrawny little thing…
“What in the-“ I paused to look around, then referred back to this little shit “actually HELL are you talking about?”
“W-w-well, you must, *gulp* you must be new here, huh?” It asked with a weary smile and a weak little laugh, probably trying to ease the tension. “Well, down… down here, we uh, we have overlords who- who rule certain areas, we’re in Ms.Leefolt’s t-t-t-territory right now, I mean, our king Lucifer, Lucifer and Lilith Morningstar rule all of hell…”
“Well, that certainly is… intresting.” I smirk and stand up, releasing his arms but not letting my foot off his back. “So these, overlords… are they appointed by your king, or born into or something?” I question with a sharp red nail in between my teeth, thinking…
“No, no ma’am just, just anyone who’s ballsy enough to, to, take over enough territory and have enough demons- sell them their souls in exchange for something. Umm- if it’s not too much of a bother, could you let me go… I- I can feel my ribs crushing under me…” it started wheezing out and trying to get a hand under its chest to place a barrier between their chest and the ground.
“Hm, well if that’s all true, I can’t let some little thing like you going around gossiping about me.” I growled looking down at this freak… pressing my heel into his spine harder.
“No! No please, I won’t say a thing I promise!! Just let me go, please… pleas-“
SPLAT-
“Whoops, my bad, I slipped.” I reasoned, pulling my now bloody leg out of his torso.
“Ohh, eeeeeew eweweweweweweeew, I’ve got bits of his, ugh, lung on my heels.” Flicking away the bits of organ from my shoes, I take a breath and another look around but this time in a planning sense. Overlords huh, well, I’ll just have to see how much this ‘miss leefolt’ likes the taste of arsenic, I wonder when the last time she had a homemade pie was….
• So of course to establish some dominance in my new living arrangement, I gutted that bitch from the inside out. I took her territory, her power, her souls, even her manor. When I went to her office to kill her I found the deed to her house and all the contracts of sinners who gave her their souls in a pretty shittily hidden safe.
• I mean, I had to work so hard to build my life up just for a stupid grocer to end it all, so this is fine… right?
• The years go by and the world changes, you became one of the most powerful and influential overlords in hell, re-establishing your power once held on earth to a business in hell. Rosie and Velvet quickly becoming your closest friends, Velvet in a more business sense and Rosie being your go to gossip gal. Both of you having elegant and refined tastes. You and Husk became friends over talking shit in a casino one night, and remained friends after his downfall. He talks to you about this, radio demon, from time to time but you haven’t heard much of him
Little do you know he knows almost everything about you~
• Your walking around Cannibal Town one day waiting for Rosie to finish a meeting, watching children run around and little carts selling all kinds of body related snacks.
I lost a bit of my sense of surrounding and almost tripped on a kid running around with his friend throwing a head back and fourth.
"Jerermy! Stop playing with your lunch and apologize to that nice lady you almost ran into."
"Sorry miss, I didn't mean too." He said looking down at the head ashamedly, then offering me a piece of the cheek. "Would you like some of this face? It's really good." He looked up at me with an excited look. "Oh thank you, but I'm waiting for lunch with my friend, I'll go to the butcher and get some though, it looks really good." I smiled my pointy teeth at him, patted his head and motioned him back to his mother, she waved to me and I nodded my head back, thinking it was time for Rosie to be done by now.
"My my, with your reputation of anger issues I would assume you would tear that poor child into bits upon realization." A staticky voice spoke behind me, tilting my head back but not my body as I don't know who it is. I look him up and down, his outfit and cane/staff thingy give off quite the powerful impression. "My, mhm, reputation?" I pester raising my eyebrow.
"Ah-hahahaha, My name's Alastor, its quite a pleasure to finally meet you in person." He introduced reaching for the back of my hand to place a kiss. Him saying his name reminded me, I too finally recognized the name. "Oh, Rosie has told me much about you." The radio demon, his names been brought up many times around cannibal town since he frequented their shops and small town locals.
"Oh yes, Rosie is one of my dearest friends" He replied linking our elbows and started walking towards the shop. "Mine as well, she is quite the darling, so let me ask you now, where you just standing there when I got to the park, or where you going to follow me in silence since I left the emporium~" He didn't stutter in his step but my revelation made the air feel a bit more, weary on his side. Reaching into my hand purse I grabbed my lipstick and hand mirror and paused my walk to apply a touch more. Looking just past my lips in the reflection I saw his eyes in the back corner snap to my down, then back up to my eyes with a tight smile. "Well, are you coming? I know Rosie hates to be kept waiting." I snapped it shut and outreached my elbow waiting for him to link his so that we could start the traverse back to Rosie's.
• After our little group luncheon with Rosie, Alastor and you didn't verbally indicate that you were closer in any sense. But physically you swayed like two tree's. Brushing branches back and fourth with the breeze, restless and apart yet labeled as "together"
• You started doing weekly business deals, him acquiring land and souls for you, and all he asked in returns is he uses that land and those souls as he pleases. Which honestly isn't a lot. When he pulls people or their shadows to come help at the hotel- their mostly your people but he always sends them back to whence they came.
• He likes to pretend he doesn't necessarily care for being around you, however he's always looking for time you two can be together, or even thinking of each other. On his radio show he'll mention new shopping, eating, entertainment locations on your turf. He knows you listen when your able to. Sometimes he uses his power to let his station be the only one playing where ever you are. In the car, in a shopping store, you could be sitting in the bathroom and it would get to the point where you can hear it from the vents. Making you roll your eyes and finish your business so you could get to your office to listen to the radio.
• Truth be told... you where falling to his whims as well. Alastor didn't necessarily have "territory" but many places in one area he had influence in and quite often frequented. When you had rips or damage to your very expensive very delicacy clothing you would walk with him to the seamstress, and afterwards you would often get tea or lunch together. Maybe he knows a good diner or two and ya’ll will sit there and eat, then get a milkshake (mostly bc you wanted one, he just indulges to make you happy though he doesn’t care for the cold sweet taste) and drink it through two straws, awwwwwwwwwwwwe!!
• When either of you knew of prestigious events happening around you invite the other to be your plus one. You go shop together to find outfits for the occasion. You started attending overlord meetings together, with yourself sat on the opposite side of Rosie, sending each other glances and touches under the table whenever Rosie wasn't looking or walked away for a brief moment. At the events you stay close together and often stand away from the crowd, whispering and gossiping together, allowing yourself a to drink silly, little do you know how well he can hold his liquor and often will be the one making sure YOU get home. Sometimes you wake up still dressed, like the gentleman he is, and sometimes you’ll wake up in some red pajama set…. Like the gentleman he is, he’s not gonna let you sleep in an uncomfortable outfit. But he’s respectful about it.
• He often send subliminal messages through your radio to help you fall asleep, to push you to coming to see him, to maybe just stay in your town if he knew something really bad was going on outside. His favorite to do is when your falling asleep he’ll play the calmest songs from his time to comfort you as you drift off.
• When he officially asked to court you he compared you to the beautiful crimson of the sky, saying your cheeks where more bright and delightful to gaze at then the morning sky, when it was particularly bright. All kinds of poetic gestures, sending crows to your windows, sending your gifts of bodies with knives in them, and the knives had small notes left for you on some quote from a book you like. Now how he knows those are your favorite books are beyond you…. you don’t talk about your books much but, maybe he’s seen you reading it at some random point in time? Who knows, not you.
• He’s all in all not a bad partner, of course when you want to go out he usually goes along with what you want to do but if there’s something he refuses to do, his claws are sinking into your arms to keep you from dragging him to do it.
• His smile is genuine around you and you adore when he lets you pet his ears~ he’s not that intimate early on in the relationship but when your just sitting on a couch or watching the sun set from somewhere and you just reach over and pet his ears, he is putty in your hands, physically he keeps his compose fairly well but inside he’s willing to do anything to keep you touching his ears, telling himself he would sell YOU his soul if it meant you wouldn’t stop, petting his ears and helping him groom his antlers, don’t even get me started on the tail… oh wait he’s already got something going on with that… well darn… hopefully you will keep accepting his caring actions rather than push them away.
——-STOP reading here if you don’t want to get into the more “story line” of this idea, if you want more of a story KEEP READING——-
• One night some sinner had gotten into your liquor stash and drank himself ditzy, you chased him into an ally way, looking to end his fucking life. Most of those where gifts from clients that most likely had aphrodisiacs and at the time where trying to get down your pants, but he drank from one of the few special bottles Alastor had gifted you and you went ballistic. You ended up catching him and killing him, and taking a tip from Rosie and ripped some of his limbs off, letting yourself indulge in the taste of warm, liquor filled blood. When you came too you realized you didn't know where you had chased him. Now covered in blood, liquor, rain, mud and whatever mess you stepped in on your way over. Seeing the iluminating lights of the sign for the Hazbin Hotel, your only thought was to try and get to Alastor.
*knock knock knock*
*creeeeeeeeeeeeeeek*
"Oh! Oh my gosh, hi! Come in Come in. " An ecstatic girl ushered you inside, making a towel appear seemingly out of nowhere and helping you dry off. "I'm Charlie, whats your name?"
"Oh, how rude of me" I respond trying to shake off my chills, my nose starts to get a bit runny. "Uhm I'm Y/N, I don't mean to sound intrusive- uh is Alastor here?" I ask hesitantly, not wanting to just barge in but after the night I've had I wasn't in too much of a mood for pleasantries.
"Oh yes! Here, why don't you sit at the bar, have some tea or water or something and I'll run up to his radio tower." She sat me down at a bar stool and walked away. The bartender was turned around already whipping me up something.
"So he's got you wrapped up here huh?" I inquired with a smirk, resting my hands under my chin and trying to keep a little composure. His wings ruffled a little bit before he reached for my favorite hell made brand of brandy, my cotten candy brandy, I'm not one for sweets but I love the zing it gives you. The kind where you loose your vision for a good 7 seconds.
"You haven't usually been one to be a stranger, what gives?" Husk asked turning around handing me my drink and a bowl of pretzels.
"Well when I saw you weren't at your usual gambling tables I didn't think to question it, thought you where maybe getting more chips... ooooor hooking up in the chip room.... ooooor selling even MORE of your soul, if that's even possible, maybe like your wings or your feathers or, like your body as a human shield in the next extermination, never thought you'd be here slinging drinks." I shrugged swirling my drinks around the glass before taking a sip.
Before he could respond he took a bit of a step back and growled really low and deep in his throat.
"Ah yes well he owed me a favor and since I took an investment in this hotel I needed a little work on it done." Alastor came up behind me with a warm towel wrapping it around my shoulders as the one Charlie gave me was wrapped around my waist keeping my legs warm... unfortunatly the sinner got caught at a bad time, I was in the middle of 'me time' before bed and was in my good silk nighty. Glad I walked to my office with my fuzzy robe and ballet slippers. I feel really warm and fuzzy, my heads all….. comfy now… is that static coming from Alast-
"Oh deerest your all wet, would you like to come up and I can help you clean up." He asked you shaking the towel on your shoulders helping you sit up. "Oh yes please" you responded looking at him with sad tired eyes.
-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-
I took a sip of the warm tea Alastor had made me and laid back in the bath, taking it all in. I WAS just planning a quiet evening in at home, maybe snack on some treats I got in the Gluttony ring, watch some hells soap operas. Now I’m here, in my beau’s bathroom, relaxing… maybe I can convince him to let me up to his radio tower to listen to his late night show live, oh that would be fun. I wonder what it looks like up there? I’ve only ever seen his actual town house… a little ways away from town-
*CRASH *
“What the fuck?!” I sat up so fast I almost slipped, sitting on my butt… in the tub…. Shit did he spike my tea?
“Alastor? Is everything okay?” I asked loudly. Standing up carefully keeping three points of contact with the tub and the floor. I reached for a different robe he had given me, a soft red fluffy one, with (what I hope is faux ) fur along the collar and wrists.
Walking towards the bathroom door very carefully I cautiously reached for the shiny silver handle. Telling myself it’s okay but feeling a sense of dread in the pit of my stomach, and the handle was the top of the pit…
“Alastor?” I called out again, once more not getting an answer, bringing my hands to my mouth when I heard a large thump out there, trying to keeping my composure… oh what the hell they know I’m here already. I went to turn the handle what the door got pushed in, had I been able to see what happened I would’ve seen Alastor in his demonic form and it probably would’ve scared the actual shit outta me… but NOPE
I went to open the door when it got pushed open and a bright blue flash covered all of my vision and made me feel… kinda tried… but I’m awake, almost like I’m not in my body… it’s… really hard……. To keep my….. keep my eyes …………………………….………open…….
• You collapsed to the floor slowly breathing, in a trance, feeling some sharper claws pick you up bridal style, if you weren’t so dazed out you would see Alastor frozen in time… like a paused TV… unable to get to you, or subdue your captor. You still had enough conscience to hear a muffled voice talking to a phone~
“Yeah we got her… foil chains worke—“
“Get her ba-“
“…. Longer you take the quicker……….. flasher wears-“
• Last thing you could remember hearing before completing falling out was a radio scramble in your brain, the sound going from a hollow scraggly to a tight scraggle- like turning the tv in between stations………
:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:
AN: WELLLLL WHAT DID YA THINK???? Did you skip to down here or did you read the WHOLE thing. I really hope ya’ll like this, I’m so excited to make part 2, and maybe 3 or 4 depending on how far this goes.
Thank you to anyone who reads this and interacts in any way shape or form!!! Even if it’s just reading :) HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY AND REMEMBER
REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYYYYYYEEEEEE
Tumblr media
148 notes · View notes
dear-bunnyboo · 11 months
Text
❝Ice Royalty || Jack Hughes❞
my baby Jacky won the poll i put up last night!! this is my first nhl fic here on tumblr so i hope you guys enjoy this as much as i enjoyed writing it.
this scenario was actually anonymously requested but i am an idiot and accidentally deleted that person’s request sooo if you are the one who requested for a figure skater!reader, this one is for you. i hope you enjoy it, love.
should i make this a series? comment if you want a part 2 ;)
Pairing: Jack Hughes x Figure Skater!Reader
Summary: What happens when New Jersey Devils’ star player meets Olympic female figure skating champion?
Warnings: cursing, fluff, first meeting awkwardness, teasing, some light flirting
Series Masterlist || NHL Masterlist || Main Masterlist
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Jack mentally groaned as he tried to get rid of the sleep in his system.
The Devils had their usual morning skate but today was the earliest one they’ve ever had. Why? Because according to their team coach— they have been slacking off lately. This usually happens once the team gets back from off season, still hung up over their break.
They would usually get use to the flow of everything pretty quickly before the start of the season but that was proven futile when they lost their first two games.
So here they were, 5 in the morning in full gear walking out of the locker room slightly sluggish.
Jack was quietly twirling his hockey stick as they pile out of the tunnel, but before they could reach the ice they were met with music filling the arena, camera crew surrounding the ice as they followed a woman who was gliding across the ice.
“Excuse me, but what is happening here?” Nico the team’s captain ask the man who stood by the glass watching the production crew.
“I’m sorry but we have booked the rink for this hour for Ms. Y/N Y/L/N’s special on NBC News. We are about to wrap up our last take, if your team can wait for a while that would be great.” Said the man who they were assuming to be the director.
“That was stunning, Y/N! Let’s do that again and then we can wrap up and do the interviews.”
Y/N Y/L/N
Jack swears he knows that name from somewhere, he just can’t seem to know where from.
“Her name sounds familiar” he stated as they proceeded to settle down on the benches where they were directed to stay, they had a clear view of the woman in red who’s back was turned towards them as they touched up her hair and makeup.
“Y/N Y/L/N won gold for figure skating at the Olympics just a month ago.” Dawson piped in as he proceeded to attempt to fix the mess that sat on top of his head.
“She’s legit.” said Luke
Before Jack could even question his brother over the sudden knowledge over professional figure skating his thoughts were cut off by the director yelling.
“Roll Camera… Roll sound… Action!”
And on cue the same music played across the arena. The woman who Jack now know as Y/N started moving gracefully— her arms elongated in front of her as she glided across the ice before jumping high up and spinning and landing without breaking a sweat.
Y/N was laser focused on her routine, the music controlling her body as she continued with her jumps. She slid in front of the bench focusing on her form before pulling through and doing a quad jump and landing successfully gaining her the same euphoric feeling she always feels when doing so.
After doing her last jumps and turns she ended her piece with her last post.
“Cut! That was fantastic, Y/N darling. Take a quick break and then we can start the interviews inside you’re dressing room.” The director instructed before hastily directing the crew to pack up and move inside.
Y/N skated towards her manager and mom who happened to be her coach— they were waiting for her by the benches with her stuff.
“That was amazing as usual, Y/N. You’re mom and I need to look over the questions for the interview, so get dressed and we will meet you at dressing room in an hour or so.” She explained before answering another call.
“You were perfect, my love. Now hurry up get dressed I need to make sure they don’t ask you dumb questions.”
Y/N simply chuckled as she walked off the ice to put on her skate guards on. Once she was done packing up her stuff, she walked towards the direction of her dressing room but before she could a gaggle of hockey players started to clap.
Turning around to face the players who were all sporting their hockey gear, she was met with cheers and praises from the guys causing her cheeks to turn red from the attention.
The guys were now running towards the ice not after giving her a nod or a praise.
“You were amazing.” Said Jack as he neared her.
Facing the brunette she gave him one of her best smiles.
“Thank you, I’ve been doing this my entire life so I better be amazing.” She said jokingly making Jack chuckle.
Now that Jack was in front of her, he marveled over her presence— Jack stared at every single freckle, every glitter on her face before landing on her eyes which was watching him amused.
“Well, I have to go. I still have lots to do.” Y/N chuckled as she turned to move to her dressing room.
Jack finally got out of his daze, mentally slapping himself in the face for potentially creeping the poor girl out by staring at her like a creep.
“Do you even watch hockey?” He yelled to her
���Excuse me?” Y/N turned back around her eyebrows furrowed in confusion.
I sounded like a fucking asshole Jack said mentally.
“That’s not what I meant. I-I mean it is what i meant but not the way it sounded— I mean, do you watch hockey?” He rambled.
“Oh yeah, I do. Grew up watching it because of my younger brothers— they play hockey too” Y/N smiles. Jack pretty much almost melted on the spot.
“No way? Really?”
“Yeah, they are part of the USA Development Program— they’ll be drafted soon.” Y/N praises her younger brothers as Jack watched her in amusement
Unbeknownst to him, his teammates were watching him in amusement as well.
“That’s so cool, wait so if you grew up watching hockey that means you know–” Jack finishes by pointing at himself.
“I do know who you are, Jack” she chuckles.
“Oh, well I wouldn’t have known cause you didn’t come up and–”
“Scream and begged for a picture and an autograph? I could if you’re into that sorta thing.” She cuts him off slightly teasing him which Y/N found entertaining.
“No! I didn’t mean that. Fuck, I probably sound like an ass.” He sighs rubbing his neck.
“You don’t. It’s cool, you are cool.” Y/N maintained eye contact the entire conversation slightly intimidating Jack in the process.
“I really need to go, Jack. It was nice meeting you.” She said checking her phone before smiling back at him again.
“Yeah yeah, I’m sorry for holding you up, but before you go–” he said before mustering up the courage to ask her, “would you want to come to our game this weekend? You don’t have to if you don’t want to.”
Y/N simply giggled and smirked at him.
“What makes you think I don’t have a ticket already?”
“You do?” He asked shocked.
“I do. Now, you’re teammates have been watching us for a while now, they must be waiting for you. Practice hard and score for me on Saturday.” She winked before walking away from the now astounded hockey player.
“Told you she’s legit.” Luke skated towards him laughing at his face in the process.
She’s legitimately gonna be his end. Jack knows it.
Tumblr media
dividers: @cafekitsune
Tumblr media
𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭:
Tumblr media
ೃ⁀➷ comment or message me to be added to the tag list :)
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ SUBMIT A REQUESTS AND ASK ME ANYTHING!
: ̗̀➛ requests are always open ♡
-𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲ఌ
Tumblr media
860 notes · View notes
writingstoraes · 1 year
Text
world champion 🏆
pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reader
type: instagram imagine/social media au
notes: my first insta and f1 imagine! been in a writing slump so i thought id give this a try :]] not proofread nor revised pls expect errors! lmk what u think! also lmk if u wanna be included in my taglist!
about: the favorite couple of the paddock's season-ender posts on instagram!
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by pierregasly, scuderiaferrari, carlossainz55, and 1,056,756 others
yourusername it's been a long and hard season but here you are victorious! congratulations on owning the wdc title, baby 🤍 never doubted you for one second. will never grow tired of cheering for you and being beside you whenever you need me to. you're p1 in my heart forever.
tagged: @charles_leclerc
pierregasly "you're p1 in my heart forever" please delete this what makes you think this was okay
ferrarifan1 idk if pierre is joking but i relate
charles_leclerc Thank you, ma chèrie ❤️ Couldn't have done it without you, you have my heart eternally.
charlespredestinato U GUYS R SO SWEET BYE im gonna bawl my eyes out
scuderiaferrari We'll look forward to seeing Charles' lucky charm next season ❤
carlossainz55 Are you saying im not his goodluck charm?
charles_leclerc Yes Carlos you're not.
yourbrotherusername Congratulations, Charles 🏆 See you back at home!
pascale_leclerc My favorite couple ❤️❤️❤️❤️
charles_leclerc
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by lewishamilton, arthurleclerc, danielricciardo, and 2,056,901 others
charles_leclerc P1 in the whole world! 🏆 What an amazing season it has been. All the hardwork and rigorous effort poured in this year has definitely paid off. All of this still seems very surreal to me.
My greatest gratitude to the people behind this success - my dear friends, my family who believed in me till I crossed the checkered flag, the passionate fans and of course my angel that served as my anchor throughout the whole season. Je t'aime, yourusername ❤️ See you all next year on the track!
yourusername my world champion 🤍 does this mean i get you all to myself now?
charles_leclerc I'm all yours just like I have always been, chèrie 💋
landonorris THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS APP
danielricciardo Ah so is this how he won you over, Y/N?
carlossainz55 So you're a smooth talker and I am a smooth operator, then?
lewishamilton Congratulations, mate! It has been an honor to race with you this season 🏎
scuderiaferrari Well deserved win from the Il Predestinato! ❤️
sebastian_vettel You did amazing, another win for the red team!
arthurleclerc Congrats, bro! Bring me a souvenir home from the trip gifted to you by Y/N 😄
charles_leclerc What trip?
yourusername ARTHUR NO
tagging: @slytherheign my first supporter <3
notes: writing this was so fun but i didnt realize it takes some time lol please let me know what u think by commenting or messaging! i hope the format doesnt get ruined or anything idk sh1t about tumblr formatting so 😭
1K notes · View notes