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madwomansapologist · 9 months

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bubblegum with amy santiago

bubblegum — how would they propose to their lover?

⤷ with: amy santiago

Folders. A lot of them.

Amy would freak out about it. She couldn't just ask you during a fancy dinner, it need to be the most amazing proposing ever. No way she can just say that she loves you and want to spend the rest of her life with you. That's boring.

The perfect place, the perfect music, the perfect conversation, the perfect aroma, the perfect climate: Ames will think about every single thing. She's so nervous, so afraid of your answer not being what she wants, but she won't let that stop her.

And it would really be perfect. Everything would, because she thought too much about it. But in the moment you say yes, damn. Amy won't be able to stop her tears. All the emotions she tried to hide so everything would be perfect will just explode out of her.

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jake-and-amy-are-married · 1 year

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Jake and Amy with the grandkids (if any)

They try really really really hard not to become their own parents when it comes to Mac's choice of having a child or not, but Mac does end up having a child, much to their joy.

I HC that Mac wasn't as lucky in love as his parents, so he probably coparents his child with the mom, and Jake and Amy ADORE the kiddo and dote on them until they're spoiled rotten.

#jake x amy #jake and amy #jake peralta headcanons #jake peralta b99 #jake peralta #amy santiago headcanons #amy santiago #peraltiago family #mac peralta #I really don't enjoy parents of young kids planning for grandkids like #theyre already fantastising that relationship #like why #it becomes so hard to be a childfree adult then #something something that quote about how parents become parents to become grandparents

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anonymouse5 · 1 month

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amy santiago (b99) 🤝 lily evans

#I may have said this before #marauders era #harry potter #the marauders #lily evans #brooklyn nine nine #amy santiago #lily evans headcanons

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mjbythebay · 1 month

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Rip Jake Peralta you would have loved the tortured poets department.

He's not dead he just would have loved it.

Totally would have stayed up all night analyzing the songs and yelling when the 2am version came out.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 1 year

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...Oh my God, now I’m totally getting on a roll with this Top Gun x B99 headcanon...

- Iceman and Holt would be great acquaintances (Holt would never call anyone his “best friend”, that term’s entirely too childish)

- Ice and Maverick would have dinner with Holt and Kevin every time they’re in new York (Mav thinks they’re a little weird in terms of their dry sense of humour,, but he likes them enough)

- When Ice and Maverick come to the 99th precinct to visit Holt one day, Maverick meets Jake and Jake suddenly has a new Man Crush/Hero

- Amy, Ice and Holt have a groupchat where they talk about their husbands

- Maverick and Jake have groupchat with Charles where they all just constantly send memes to each other

- Maverick and Terry also bond and text each other about their dumb grown-up kids (Mav and the Daggers, Terry and the squad)

#top gun headcanon #b99 headcanon #icemav #holt x kevin #top gun #top gun maverick #tom kazansky #iceman kazansky #pete mitchell #maverick mitchell #raymond holt #kevin cozner #jake peralta #amy santiago #charles boyle #rosa diaz #terry jeffords #brooklyn nine nine #b99

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 2 years

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Jake, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket sir? Heheh

Amy: do you think other people can't hear you?

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nftdaisy · 2 years

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no.2

i know you’re my endgame from the first time.

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thediamondarcher · 9 months

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Amy Santiago and Annie Edison have OCD and there's literally no way you can change my mind at this point

#brooklyn 99 #b99 #amy santiago #community #community show #annie edison #neurodivergent headcanon

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kaufmann-6 · 1 year

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I love how even though many B99 fans headcanon Jake as bisexual, no one takes Amy away from him because they’re amazing together.

Everyone knows that many shows have drama involving the couples but Jake and Amy were written perfectly, they just sync, the writers didn’t do them dirty and I love it.

#jake peralta #bisexual jake peralta #amy santiago #brooklyn nine nine #b99 headcanons

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currentlyonline · 2 years

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brooklyn 99 identity headcanons!

jake peralta : bisexual and trans ftm

rosa diaz : non-binary and bisexual

gina linetti : lesbian

amy santiago : she's cishet but yk #ally ig

ray holt : simply homosexual -- yes, it's canon ik

charles boyle : bisexual (jake was definitely his bi awakening)

kevin cozner : trans ftm and homosexual

terry jeffords : cishet ally!! like this man is very out there with his support

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 headcanons #b99 fandom #jake peralta #nine nine #rosa diaz #gina linetti #ray holt #raymond holt #amy santiago #kevin cozner #charles boyle #terry jeffords #headcanons #lgbtq headcanons #lgbtqia

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rozthedirector · 2 years

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Rosa taking care of Gina

Fluff, 1K words.

Summary: based on canon timeline (2x7 lockdown episode), Rosa keeps Gina from freaking out.

"Gina, I know you're scared, but you got to stop freaking out the civilians." Jake said, pointing at her.

"Yes I'm very influential."

"And, Diaz, you need to stop making of fun of Gina and help her."

"Fine," Rosa said and straightened herself, turned around to walk but noticed that Gina was still sitting on the desk. "Come on," she said, leading the way.

They got into the evidence room. Rosa grabbed two boxes and put them on the floor.

"Why did we come here?" Gina asked as she sat down on the box.

"'Cause you can see the whole bullpen from the captain's office and my job is to keep you from freaking out."

"Yeah, that makes sense," Gina sighed. Her eyes were watery and her teeth were chattering. She hugged herself to soothe her trembling body.

Rosa looked at the red haired woman and felt bad for her. It was like the day she got robbed. Under her shell and bold personality, there was a person who would understandably be scared of things, such as death.

It was hard to endure seeing her like this. She sighed, still standing. "Alright," big blue eyes looked up to her. "I'll get your coat and see if there's any coffee. Don't leave this room." Gina nodded.

After a minute, Rosa came back with coffees in both hands, Gina's coat hanging from her arm. "I had to punch someone to get these coffees," Rosa jokingly said as Gina's hands rose to grab one. She left her coffee on the ground and put on her coat in one swift move. "Thank you," she said, wrapped tightly in thick fabric. "It's really cold in here."

"It is not," the brunette said as she sat down on the other box. "You feel cold because you're anxious."

Gina shrugged and took a sip from her coffee. "How are you so calm about this?"

It was Rosa's turn to shrug. "If it was anthrax they would've noticed it right away."

"But it still can be something dangerous, right?"

"I don't think so."

Gina put her head on her knees and groaned. "I'm gonna die!"

"You are not!" She was getting tired of repeating herself but she had to be patient, so, tried again. "Look, the same thing happened in three other precincts. It's fine, trust me."

Gina looked over her coffee and raised her eyebrows. "Are you giving me your word?"

"I am."

"Then I promise you this, if things don't go well, I'll be chasing you in hell."

"Sweet," her lips twitched, almost a smile appearing. She bit her cheek and held out her mug. Gina gave her a frustrated look and clincked their mugs slowly. "You're not helping me, at all!"

Rosa dropped her shoulders, she didn't know what else she could do. "Why don't you play with your phone?" she asked.

"I'm in crisis, Rosa!" She was still rubbing her arms with her hands. "What do you do when you're anxious?"

Rosa thought for a second. "Just sit silently and bounce my leg."

They shared an awkward look.

"Why don't we just... talk? Maybe it'll distract you."

Gina grinned. "But you hate small talk."

"Yes, that is why it'll be our secret." Rosa took a long sip from her coffee. "And you'll owe me one."

"Ah, I see. Okay." Gina bit her lower lip, thinking. "What are you doing tonight?"

The brunette pursed her lips. "I don't have any plans. Maybe I'll do yoga."

The redhead's mouth fell open, she shifted in her box excitedly. "You do yoga? I love yoga. How come you've never told me this before?!" She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "We should start doing yoga at work!"

"I'll pass that," she took another sip, trying real hard to hide her smirk.

"Rude." Gina shook her head disapprovingly.

"What about you?"

"Ugh, the usual. Have a few drinks, then sex with an extremely hot man." Rosa raised her eyebrows. "Okay, fine, I was just going to watch Grey's Anatomy and die of boredom." She squinted her eyes, "and you'll watch it with me."

"Nope."

"Fine. You'll have a drink with me." She lowered her voice, "will you?"

"Alright, we now know what to do tonight."

Gina clapped her hands in amusement. "Aww, look at us, we're digging this small talk! Amy would be so proud of us."

Rosa smiled. "I am, too."

Their conversation shifted to ,as Gina called it, "gossip time". She started telling her everything she heard about the people in the precinct. Then about the spoiled girls in her dance group. Then about her mother, then about her favorite shows... Rosa was just listening to her, humming and nodding time to time, playing with her empty mug. Judging by her sitting, Gina was more comfortable and probably stopped caring about the thing that brought them to the evidence room in the first place. Which meant that the detective successfully completed the job. Though there was a little hangup: Rosa didn't want this moment to end.

Around an hour later, Captain Holt and Sergeant Jeffords came back, just like the test results. The suspicious powder wasn't anything serious and they were all free to go home.

Gina was packing up her purse when Rosa came to her desk. "Hey," she said. "None of us have eaten anything, would you like to--"

"We'll celebrate Thanksgiving together. Cute." Her eyes were shining, she couldn't stop smiling since they received the good news.

Rosa simply nodded. "Seems like that."

"Proposing a first date on Thanksgiving to show your gratefulness to God for sending me to you. That's very romantic, actually." Her big famous grin appeared. She walked around her desk and faced Rosa. "Let's go, my lady," she took her arm.

Rosa rolled her eyes, pretending to be annoyed.

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madwomansapologist · 1 year

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Hello! I noticed that you have Brooklyn nine nine in your masterlist

As a fan of B99, May I request a wholesome headcanon of Rosa Diaz, Amy Santiago, Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Terrence Jeffords' reaction of meeting the reader who is captain Raymond Holt and kevin cosner's adoptive child and is working in the 99th precinct

Sorry if this is long

99th precint meeting Kevin & Holt adoptive child would include

synopsis: The squad already knew that Raymond Holt is a man of few words, but who would have thought that he had a child?

warnings: none. gender neutral. no race implied. no age implied. like jake and amy, everyone deserves to feel like Holt and Kevin's kid. all b99 detectives included. reader have Holt and Kevin's personality.

Dear 99th Precint, I proudly inform you that today will be my child's first day of work as a rookie cop in our precinct. Don't embarrass me. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

• No one had ever heard Raymond talking about having a child. They never saw a photo of them on his house. Kevin never mentioned something. Or have them? No. No, they didn't.

• Even Gina was surprised. She was mean about it, of course, but she didn't knew anything.

• When Holt arrived, everyone was waiting for him on his office. Peralta tried to play cool before asking, but soon Terry was screaming about how could he have a child and didn't say anything to them.

Haymond answered without blinking an eye: "Peralta would make it weird." Everyone understood. "Hey!" Everyone except Peralta. "But why you don't have pictures with them on your house?" Amy asked. "Are you implying I would forget my child's face, Santiago?" Holt was clearly offended.

• You arrived apologizing for being three minutes and seven seconds late. Rosa widened her eyes, muttering about you being his copy. Holt smiled at that comment.

• Jake tried to act like a cool big brother but as soon as you opened your mouth he was fangirling over you. You made a mental note about calling him "bro" if you ever needed something from him or wanted to make him happy. Every single little thing you did was a reason for him to smile widely.

• Terry offered to show you the place, and told you everyone's name. He was all sweet and polite, acting like the dad of the squad. Well, he was. Terry made questions about your training and abillities. He was trying to show off, and it was working.

• Amy was affraid of saying something wrong. Amy danced when you said your father talked about her, and immediately regreted that. All her atempts of acting cool were imterrupted by Gina's jokes. She almost cried when you refered to her as your father's apprentice.

• Hitchcock and Scully thought you were already working with them. They didn't get what was happening. Holt was so glad when they went to took a nap.

• You and Rosa sat down and spent thirty minutes in absolute silence. It was the best experience of your entire life.

• Gina was waiting for you in the hallway of the bathroom. She asked if you wanna form a alliance with her. You obviously said yes, despite not knowing what she really meant by that.

• You were surprised for not meeting Boyle. On your lunch break, you realized why: he had rushed to prepare a meal for the two of you. He and Terry got into a fight about food while you were eating. It was exactly like your father told you. It was perfect.

• You have a nice feeling about working there.

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jake-and-amy-are-married · 1 year

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Family naps

Peraltiago nail the 'catch 20 mins of sleep ANYWHERE' when Mac is a toddler, but other than that, they aren't really big on family naps.

#jake brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn99 #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99 headcanons #b99 spoilers #brooklyn #jake peralta headcanons #jake peralta b99 #jake peralta #amy santiago headcanons #amy santiago #peraltiago family #peraltiago #jake x amy #jake and amy #otp: romantic stylez

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amyreadsandstresses · 2 years

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Yes, Rosa is autistic, actually

So is Amy Santiago

And Jake has ADHD, of course

Bc I said so

#brooklyn 99 #jake peralta #rosa diaz #amy santiago #autistic #autism #asd #autistic headcanon

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just-a-latina-fangirl · 2 years

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First time Jake told Amy she is the love of his life, if he did

First time Amy told Jake he is the love of her life, if she did

Both on their first night as a married couple, it was very pure and real and Jake got a little emotional.

#jake peralta #amy santiago #peraltiago #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #headcanons

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fakescenariosonly · 11 months

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Jake's full name is Jacob Jeffrey Peralta, Amy (Aimee) in French means beloved and Santiago in Hebrew means Saint James or Saint Jacob - Amy Santiago means Jake's beloved, GUYS I CAN'T 😭

#brooklyn #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #b99 headcanons #jake peralta #amy santiago

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