- You’re right, we shouldn’t date cops, ‘cause we’re a great team. We work great together. I don’t want to mess that up.
- Yeah, I don’t want everything to change.
BROOKLYN NINE NINE (2013-2021) ⬖ 3x01 "New Captain” dir. Michael Schur
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Rosa: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Amy: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
Jake: smad
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Amy is defending Jake as a friend and wife
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ok so amy and jake & jess and nick are both:
'how did i fall in love with this idiot'
but in such different ways cos nick's an angerissues-couchpotato-alcaholic-hides- his-bills-in-a-box idiot and jakes a dyslexic-adhd-classclown-hides-his-bills-in-a-tub idiot.
very different.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt
Characters: McClane "Mac" Peralta, Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner, Ray Holt, Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Charles Boyle, Terry Jeffords, Cheddar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
Additional Tags: Halloween, Halloween Heists (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Trick or Treating, Fluff and Humor
Series: Part 5 of It's Just a Bunch of Halloween Fics
Summary:
“It’s only fair for us to be in pairs again this year. That way Amy and I can both participate and still take Mac out for his first time trick-or-treating.”
Mac perked up when his dad said his name. He was sitting on the floor, playing with his Transformers, while his parents talked on their iPad to his aunts and uncles about something. He was trying to be good and quiet while they were talking, but it had been forever and he was bored.
“Why bother? We always turn on each other in the end. Besides, it’s not our fault you’re breeders.”
Mac doesn't really know what's going on, but first there's candy, and then his parents disappear, and then he gets to hang out with Cheddar. Jake and Amy learn a lesson about parenting; Captain Raymond Holt is suspicious.
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If I had a nickel for every show I watched where a Latina woman named Amy fell in love with her coworker she didn’t like at first who was a Jewish white man with a name that starts with J….I’d have two nickels…which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?
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Ultimate OTP March Madness 2023
M/F Bracket 2A. Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago
Read Here! - archiveofourown.org/works/45475057
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