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fuck off, anon
Can you please stop acting like you're the go to guru on here about hotd drama. It's morbid to see how much you're enjoying the second hand attention
AHJSJSJSIDJ IM FUCKING HOWLING??? go-to guru about the HOTD drama??? 😭
I don’t know what made you think that holy shit HAJSJDK people are coming into my ask box asking me what happened and giving their opinion and I give mine instead to interact— is that what you call second hand attention? what do you want me to do? I am literally just answering what people send me 😂
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WE ARE SO WIFEYS!!!!!!!
omg i can't believe you also like Radiohead! i swear i've spend all day listening to them and The Smiths. RADIOHEAD FANS RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!
also did you knew that they named themselfs Radiohead because of a very emotional portuguese song? it is one of my favorite facts!
darling Android Paranoid is because you 1) Likes Radiohead or 2) Likes The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or 3) Other?
because if is 1 or 2 damn I LOVE IT TOO. if it is 3 then tell me more
Oh my god baby. . . I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER ASK!!! 😭
The Paranoid Android thing on my profile is actually a reference to Radiohead because its one of my favourite songs from them— I also watched THG like 5 years ago I think but I was thinking about Radiohead when I made that reference!!!
Picture me literally sobbing at the fact that you also like Radiohead IM SCREAMING I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW AAAA SHJAJSJFK RADIOHEAD FANS RISE UP!!!!
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but you are??? you are literally george's personal assistant????? are people just ignoring that he dedicated Fire and Blood to you????? that emma follows you on your instagram????
Can you please stop acting like you're the go to guru on here about hotd drama. It's morbid to see how much you're enjoying the second hand attention
AHJSJSJSIDJ IM FUCKING HOWLING??? go-to guru about the HOTD drama??? 😭
I don’t know what made you think that holy shit HAJSJDK people are coming into my ask box asking me what happened and giving their opinion and I give mine instead to interact— is that what you call second hand attention? what do you want me to do? I am literally just answering what people send me 😂
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4. Daphne
4. Who embarrasses the other in public with kisses and pet names?
None of them. Lae'zel took some convincing to be kissed on public, and Daphne is a introvert. Unless it's before a big battle, in which Lae'zel would be the one to iniciate it, then this isn't happening.
Althought if they are in the Underdark, Daphne would get a bit more handsy. Just to make sure no one will mistake her lover for an threat (in which they would be right, but still)
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18 liliana
18. Which one wears the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt?
Shadowheart. Clearly, Shadowheart. Liliana let Volo poke her eye out and didn't even got mad at him. She would a 100% vent to him as if he was a psychiatrist (which my lady needs to mark an appointment) meanwhile Volo is taking notes for his new book.
And since Liliana is found to meditate while walking, it would be actually a good way to find her if she ever gets lost
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so for my trans followers, what exactly is gender dysphoria? i don't know if i'm going throught that or something else that i don't know how to name
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I saw your reply to that Gale confession about how he’s a soft dom and would praise you as he takes you and had to get this out of my brain for you to continue if you’d like 💜
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As he bottoms out, the perfect pleasure-pain of the stretch of your core sends waves through your body. You’re both sweating; it’s a hot summer’s day in Waterdeep and the open balcony doors occasionally welcome in a breeze that sends goosebumps all over your skin.
The shivers from the breeze make you both keen at the sensation of your walls pulsing hot and wet around him.
Gale leans forward, pressing his body into yours and somehow burying himself deeper in you. You let out another groan and he replies with words more coherent than you can manage at the moment, “I’ve been to Elysium, experienced pleasures in the astral sea beyond most mortal comprehension, and yet here, with you so warm and tight and perfect, is the only place I want to be.”
You moan at his words, his voice so perfect and his beard grazes the sensitive skin on your neck.
He groans heavily at the noise, pushing his face into your neck so you don’t just hear him you can feel him. “Yes please sing for me…you’re so good, so sweet.”
It’s incredible, the way your body responds to his voice, the way his words gently push you closer and closer to the edge.
You have seen him will fire, ice, and lightning into existence — you have witnessed the terrible power of his words — and yet it’s not his magic that takes you to the brink of ecstasy. At least, not this time.
Rather, it’s a different kind of magic — one not borne of the Weave, but of Gale’s very essence. It’s addicting, and you need more of it.
“Don’t stop,” you urge him, breathless and needy.
He picks up the pace, his thrusts more vigorous and yet no less precise; but that’s not what you want. Well, not the only thing you want.
“Talk to me,” you plead, desperate for more of his praise, more of his guidance, more of that sweet, poetic filth that comes so effortlessly to him.
You don’t know how he does it, really. How he can maintain enough concentration not only to form full sentences, but to actually say such beautiful things while buried deep inside you. It’s such a stark contrast to your incoherent moans, to the way your vocabulary seems to shrink to monosyllables: yes, please, and Gale — always Gale.
“Look at you,” he says, “so beautiful for me, so eager to take me.” There is real marvel in his voice as he utters the words, his eyes shining with adoration and the fiery haze of his desire. They are not perfunctory, he’s not telling you this just to please you — he means it.
His praise eggs you on, and you find yourself wrapping your legs even more tightly around his waist, your heels digging into his back, welcoming him deeper inside you.
“See how your body surges to meet me,” he muses on, “how perfectly you stretch around me.”
His voice is molten gold, setting your whole being ablaze. It envelops you like a raging fire, and you are consumed by its flames.
“It’s as if the gods made you just for me. To take me. All of me.” He punctuates his words with powerful, deep thrusts that make your legs shake and your brain short-circuit. “Just. Like. This.”
You’re close now, so close.
“That’s it. Let go, my love,” he encourages you, his eyes trained upon you, reading your features like his favourite book, the telltale signs of your imminent ecstasy etched upon your face: the way your eyes roll back into your head, the way you bite your lip, the way your breath leaves your mouth in ragged bursts.
“Show me how you unravel so perfectly for me. I want you to take me over the edge with you.” His words are strained now, but his movements do not falter as he ruts faster and harder into you.
It’s almost as if the world has come to a stop, in those never-ending seconds before your orgasm. You feel weightless, like a feather about to be dropped from a great height. One little push, and you will plummet.
It’s almost as if Gale knows this, as if he can somehow see right inside your mind and find you teetering on the edge of the abyss.
“I’m here to catch you,” he breathes into your ear. “Let’s fall together. Come for me.”
And fall you do. Your walls contract wildly around him as you’re swept away by one of the most powerful orgasms of your life.
He pushes into you a few more times, fucking you through your high until the tide catches him and he, too, is drowning.
And when the stars stop exploding behind your eyelids and your heart no longer threatens to take flight, it’s once again his voice that brings you back. “I love you,” he murmurs into the crook of your neck, feather-soft lips tracing invisible patterns into the salt of your skin.
Thank you so much for sending this to me 💜 I hope this is the sort of thing you were looking for?
I also never realised the amount of psychic damage that writing Gale’s ‘dirty’ talk would inflict upon me. I need to go lie down. Touch grass. Wizard dick. Something.
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Questions for self ship/OC x canon couples
✧༺♥༻∞ Remember to practice reblog karma, please and thank you! ∞༺♥༻✧
Who makes the other blush all the time and who finds it adorable?
Who sings in the shower?
What would their song to each other be?
Who embarrasses the other in public with kisses and pet names?
Who curses, and who reprimands the other for it?
What small quirks do they love about each other?
Who makes the other laugh more?
Who gets jealous easier?
How did they know they were right for each other?
Who brings up the subject of kids first?
Who's adorable when they're sleepy, and who gets grumpy and irritable?
Who's more protective?
How do they express their feelings (Words, visual art, a song, etc.)?
Where would they go on a 3am adventure?
Who has a hobby only the other knows about?
How do they hype each other up?
Who picks flowers for the other?
Which one wears the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt?
Who's the better dancer?
Who infodumps and who listens with heart eyes?
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Waterdhavian Vernacular 🗣️
And a bonus (drawn by my dear oomf @micchiyt )
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3, 13 and 25 for the asks!!
3. a specific color that gives you the ick?
orange. i mean why?? like really, why??? there is no need for it to exist.
13. first thing you’re doing in the purge?
locking the doors. I AM A 5'1 BITCH. NO WAY I AM SURVIVING THAT SHIT.
15. rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning
Third: Burning. The layers of skin melting. Nah. Thank you.
Second: Freezing. Don't like to think I will die like that. It's embarrassing. Oh what was the reason of her death? Yeah, so she actually froze to death. 🫥
First: drowing. Don't really know why. Just the vibes.
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💚🩷🎂🌙🔥❤️‍🔥💌⭐
💚 where are you from?
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🩷 dream job?
I'm graduating in journalism next year! I want to work in crisis management, to be more specific
🎂 when is your birthday?
08/09/2004
🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising)
Sun: Virgo; Moon: Cancer (so true); Rising: Gemini
🔥 craziest thing that’s ever happened to you
probably the day i fainted and halucinated with Death. i am atheist but damn. still scared about that one
❤️‍🔥 what character do you simp for most often
embarrassingly it's Shan Yu from Mulan
💌 why did you start this blog?
i really wanted to share some stories. i felt like i would explode if i didn't.
⭐️ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you?
i am really proud of a program for tv i am making. not my biggest, but the one is kinda of the most important rn
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16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip?
THE BEST THING MANKIND EVER MADE.
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weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:
chipotle order?
thoughts on veganism?
a specific color that gives you the ick?
mythical creature you think/believe is real?
favorite form of potato?
do you use a watch?
what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?
do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?
do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?
on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?
anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?
brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?
first thing you’re doing in the purge?
do you think you’re dehydrated?
rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning
thoughts on mint chocolate chip?
an anxious compulsion you do everyday?
your boba/tea order?
the veggie you dislike the most?
favorite disney princess movie?
a number that weirds you out?
do you have an emotional support water bottle?
do you wear jewelry?
which do you find yourself using, american or british english?
would you say you have good taste in music?
how’s your spice tolerance?
what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?
last meal on earth?
preferred pasta noodle?
ask me anything !
leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!
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Get to Know Me!
This is just a fun little thing I’ve been wanting to do since the dawn of time but could never find a post to reblog that satisfied what I wanted. So I made this, feel free to reblog and use it yourself!
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❤️ how tall are you?
🧡 what is your sexuality?
💛 what is your favorite feature on yourself?
💚 where are you from?
🩵 do you have any pets?
💙 do you have any siblings?
💜 describe yourself in five words or less!
🩷 dream job?
🖤 favorite hobbies outside of your blog
🎂 when is your birthday?
🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising)
💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings
🚗 can you drive?
✈️ favorite place you’ve traveled
🎤 have you been to a concert
🎵 favorite artists
🎧 last song you listened too
📺 last show you watched
📝 last thing you wrote
🔐 something no one would guess about you
🧟‍♀️ scariest thing that’s happened to you
🔥 craziest thing that’s ever happened to you
🍓 favorite food
🍅 least favorite food
🍊 favorite season?
🍋 favorite genre to read / watch / write
🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be
🫐 some place you’d love to visit
🍇 a word your friends would use to describe you
🍒 what is your earliest memory
🍌 what is one talent you wish you had
💌 why did you start this blog?
✏️ when did you start writing fanfic
🖇️ what are your favorite asks to answer
📚 how do you come up with the fics you write
📌 what is the fic you’re know for
🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most
🖊️ what character do you not enjoy writing for
💔 is there a fic you wish you didn’t write
❤️‍🔥 what character do you simp for most often
🧚‍♀️ favorite characters of all time
🪐 favorite shows / series of all time
🌝 a show you would recommend to anyone
🌚 a show you’d tell people to stay away from
🌹 favorite kinks to write for
🥀 kinks you would never write for
🌊 a kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged
❄️ full fics, imagines or head canons
☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer
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A couple of in depth questions!
🍄 what is something that’s happened in your life that you wish you could go back and change?
⭐️ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you?
🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you’ve successfully overcome?
🌺 what is the best gift someone has ever given you and why is it so important
🍀 what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you?
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Reminder I am vehemently AI intolerant. I do not support Character.Ai, I do not support using AI for fic writing. I do not support AI art. I do not support AI in any creative sense. AI is created from stolen works. AI is plagiarism. Using it promotes creative theft. If I catch you anywhere near my blog with it you will be blocked.
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Sou de portugal, podemos ser primas?👭
Tu a adriana lima e eu a sara sampaio?
oi priminha!
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