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liliallowed · 11 months

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welp... I've officially gone insane.

thanks AO3.

thanks fanfic writers I cannot get this noodle out of my head now

@undertale-writing-times

#lilisimps #fanon #ao3??? ayo? what?#i want him to like... sqeez me into a meat stick #I'd be like... the thinnest hooman alive #or dead #either is fine #also it's not cheating #this is my HUMAN sona thats attracted #yuri don't judge meeeee

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adhd-merlin · 11 months

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some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

#amazing #fandom #the hands of a hundred winters #though to be fair to lev he was also kept pretty busy by all the cheating on his wife #those peasant girls aren't gonna fuck themselves!

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littlemushroomboi · 11 months

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post canon board games

#does nimona win every game? yes #does she cheat every time? also yes #ambrosius deserves some long hair #as a treat #nimona #nimona movie #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin

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serialunaliver · 11 days

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a lot of people agree "don't automatically trust a man who says all his exes are crazy" but there is another red flag I was reminded of today:

SOOOOO many abusive men (and women!) falsely accuse their partner of cheating and I wish more people knew this. I remember watching a video on a man who killed his gf and all the comments were saying she cheated--not that it excuses the murder--but it turns out he fucking lied about that anyway. start thinking critically instead of not believing victims because you projected your own relationship issues on what could be a complete lie. oh, and people who make false accusations of cheating are also often the one cheating, lmao

#I could also write an essay on misogynists hating cheating not because of the betrayal of love and trust #but because they feel emasculated by it #this is also why the 'men should be allowed to cheat' narrative comes from #*where it comes from

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kaiju-krew · 1 month

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more food✨

#idk how to draw anthros this is torture for me #but you the people deserve more and ily #also it needs to be said zeuszilla > zeus. bro would never dream of cheating on his wife tyvm!!!!!!#godzilla #mothra #mosugoji #mothzilla #zeuszilla #mothera

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21cha · 2 months

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L : Hey, Raph ? You're not cheating, right ? No way you're winning twice in a row..

R : I don't need to cheat to beat you, Leo.

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This is my art trade piece with @2aceofspades ! Go check their blog, they post a lot of cool art on it. You can also admire the wonderful piece they drew right here !

I had a lot of fun drawing this, thanks again for doing this with me, Ace ! :>

#also Raph is a little menace of course he's cheating #though he's doing it to mess with Leo mostly #Raph can win without cheating #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt raph #rottmnt leo #rise raph #rise leo #save rottmnt #a-team #tmnt2018 #my art #magnet duo #magnetic duo

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emo-batboy · 7 months

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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 43 (Masterlist)

(Part 44)

Me, to myself: I just think the series was better when I posted several times a week because the pacing felt more natural, and it translates better when people binge it.

Also Me, holding two jobs and a bat: If you try to post once a day again, I will disconnect your head from your shoulders—

@bruciemilf guess who’s back

Anyways, folks! :D So I'm thinking of a new upload schedule where I spend a bit preparing the next ten or so parts then post it all in two weeks? I think that would be fun (and much better for my creative process.)

I’ll be posting the next part very soon :) But it's going to be drastically different from what I've done before. Let’s see if anyone can guess why.

Yada yada don’t die LOVE Y’ALL

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lauravian · 2 months

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S1E13: Le Morte D'Arthur

Redrawing a screencap from every episode of Merlin... (until I get bored with it)

#cheated a bit and did a zoomin of this shot #i had about 2 pixels to go from to draw their faces #also sorry gaius for deleting you from the frame #merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin art #my art #merlin screencap redraws

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine.

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something.

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!)

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer.

“You’re not Constantine.” .

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.”

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.”

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck #They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral #Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol #Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions #Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating #Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine #He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich #Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em #Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go #Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style #”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering)#Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao #danny fenton #john constantine

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originalartblog · 11 months

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tiny cuddling skk for the soul

Dazai's clingy/tactile nature set free, and Chuuya who's still learning how to accept and reciprocate

#the balancing continues (though i think it's almost 50/50 at this point i surprised myself by scrolling through my art)#all in the same post for maximum concentration of skk cuddles (also to let me fix some things that were bothering me)#and of course dazai still cheats this changes nothing #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #nawy's doodles

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ronanxing · 6 months

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disaster WHAT now

#rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #disaster twins #still trying to learn how to draw donnie #what shape is ur head #honest to god did not realize #i drew three worths of pages of them #Save Me #cheated a bit on the third one but oh well #also yea squoze is from AT #teenage mutant ninja turtles #enkidoodles

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nerdpoe · 5 months

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So like...Sam's Liminal. Definitely Liminal. She's also very pretty. Constantine's a little tipsy, but he's very, very sure he just accidentally sat next to a Fae at the bar.

Heavily influenced by certain lines in Inferno, buttttt

Sam's a very pretty young woman. Beautiful smile (with too sharp teeth), lovely eyes (but they're a little too wide, a little too bright), fantastic skin (unnaturally pale, suspiciously cold), and a very pretty face (perfectly symmetrical)-first glance anyone who leans towards women would get instant butterflies in the stomach.

But Constantine's been around danger enough to recognize those aren't butterflies.

That's fear.

There's a deep, instinctual fear that is telling him he has to run.

Just as he's about to leave, though, her hand rests itself on his arm.

"Leaving so soon, Hellblazer? And here I thought you'd want to take a look at this...interesting contract I found."

Ah. Shit.

He sits back down, next to the Unseelie Fae who, apparently, owns part of his soul.

Sam, for her part, just wants to scare the idiot straight so he'll stop making work for Danny. (Danny's days are almost nothing but fielding complaints about Constantine and he's so fucking close to hunting the man down himself).

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #new headcanon that the people from Amity are so liminal that they're unnaturally pretty #and it freaks people out #Paulina became a model that doesn't get the short end of the stick #because every single modeling agency is too terrified of her to try to cheat her #val ended up working as vlad's secretary and is set to inherit his business #and the business world is absolutely terrified of both of them #dash is the prettiest cop in gotham #he's also the scariest #the longer you stand next to him the more creeped out you get but you don't understand WHY #unnaturally beautiful amity parkers #and the actual fae are getting really confused #because they'll see an amity parker in the wild #and think it's one of their own for a second #but it isn't #that's something new #something dangerous #and it's staring right at them

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lotus-pear · 10 months

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never forgiving bones for fucking up this scene

#hey sskk nation how are we feeling :(#literally just finished watching the new ep and i genuinely sobbed #i was so mad they didn't make him smile or have atsushi take one last look back at him bones hates to see mlm winning #also second img is me being delusional and just stopping the show when they used koko zessou for the first time and killed fukuchi #yk before he used the space time sword and literally fucking cheated #akutagawa is alive. sskk reunion totally doesn't leave gaping holes in my heart. everything is fine.#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #akutagawa ryuunosuke #ryuunosuke akutagawa #atsushi nakajima #shin sokouku #sskk #bsd #lotus draws

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egophiliac · 6 months

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ok so as someone still relatively new to TWST (and someone just taking the events as they come to EN instead of keeping up with the JP side) and as a Jack Howl simp

I am of the (CORRECT) opinion that he should absolutely get an Applepom look because... fwuffy. and hat with ear holes. and he'd be SO insistent that he's used to the cold and doesn't need it but he will take it once it's insisted on because he's polite and won't refuse Gramma Felmier

Also I think a fun twist on the "someone's sled breaks and their plushie tears so they have to come up with another idea" bit from the other event is that Jack goes wolf mode to pull the sled (because as said in his starsending wish he pulls sleds back at home on breaks to try and get faster as a wolf!)

I'm biased though because I need more Jacc in my life

Thoughts?

thank you anon for bringing the mental image of harveston Jack into my life. he would be SO fluffy...so warm...he would haul so many apples...

also while I love the imagery of him pulling the sled, I feel like that would probably get them insta-disqualified. :( unless they can somehow 1) convince the judges that this enormous talking wolf is actually a very well-made plush, and 2) get Jack to go along with it (I do think Jack would instantly respect Marja as being more alpha or whatever and would have to, like, choose between his sense of JUSTICE, or going along with cheating at this sporting event so an authority figure doesn't get mad at him) (...wait this is just the plot of episode 2 again) (DANGIT)

#art #twisted wonderland #marja would never stand for cheating though. this is NOT how she became idia's sports anime waifu.#that said we deserve a jack in cuddly winter knits #maybe next winter-themed event...#if i remember right he also canonically snowboards and now i suddenly want a card of that #i want to see whatever weird fantasy twist on snowboarding they would do for an event #jack: for contrived reasons i need 3-5 peers to join my traditional hometown competition where the boards are made of candy or whatever #no you don't understand it would be like...peppermint-themed and extremely cute. i actually do very much want this now.#(sorry to keep doing the marker-style stuff i'm just having fun with ~brushes~)#(also sorry for taking forever with this) (stuff is busy right now!)#(eyes slide away from inbox timestamps...)

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hopefulsapphic · 7 months

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i'm an early seasons steve harrington apologist. sorry. he was not a bad person he was not a bad boyfriend he was literally just 17

#he wasn't even that bad. and he apologized when he was #also he literally thought his gf was cheating on him. with a guy who took sneaky pics of her like. valid actually sorry #and season 2??? why does he call himself a shitty boyfriend he was actually so sweet???#a little emotionally stunted maybe sure but he was a teenage boy trying his best #every time i rewatch i'm like what was everyone on about he's literally fine. i think ppl blow his king steve phase way out of proportion #steve harrington #stranger things #thoughts from my brain #1k

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yrsonpurpose · 6 months

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ways of saying i love you, without saying i love you.

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #alex x henry #firstprince #mine*#userninz #userveronika #chrissiewatts #usernuria #usersteen #userclara #usermegsb #another gifset ticked off the list of ones ive wanted to make lmao #the book was FULL of these oooohh they really were saying it without Saying It #i cheated with a couple of them but thats fine i make the rules here #underrated line is alex calling henry brave #bc how often does henry hear things like that 😪😪#also we deserved that scene of henry telling alex 'you are good' i wouldve died right there

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