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#also Florida wtf is going on with you
molinaskies · 1 year
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lunearobservatory · 10 months
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Thinking about Miami. What is his Deal, huh?
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Prompt?? Request?? Idk what this is but it’s been stuck in my head and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it!!
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Frat boy au where lance is super straight passing and acts really frat bro-y. But it’s Outside POV from another person in the college who assumes he’s probably homophobic and doesn’t treat women well/ all that stereotypical frat boy stuff. They complain abt fratboys all the time to their friends too and it’s this whole known thing in their friend group. Then they see him get into this super fancy car with a hot older man (nando ofc) and is like what’s up with that. Person keeps trying to ironically figure out if lance is part of the mafia or some other mystery. Turns out he’s in a loving relationship with his sugar daddy nando (person sees them kissing at a gay bar one night, among other things 😏) and after that they’re like damn wtf and have a change in perception of lance and can’t shut up about it and tells everyone “did u know lance is gay?!!” Other shenanigans ensue.
Bonus if they become friends in the end and lance tells them all the different ways and places nando fucks him.
I need you to know that this has unlocked something that I have been talking with my irls about for literally a month now. I will write this whole thing for you, but right now please enjoy this snippet and some Lore ™.
Also this may be so uniquely specific that no one will enjoy it, but I need everyone to know this has been my secret passion project for weeks now.
Logan absolutely despises group projects. He especially despises them when he’s partnered with perhaps the worst possible group of people you could be partnered with on an assignment that is responsible for a quarter of their grade. Other than the girl sitting to his left, her blonde hair pulled into a high ponytail, spreading out notes in multi-colored pen and highlighter, their table is the least inspiring of the lot. For one, there’s him, who had barely passed elementary calc. last year and was on his way to failing macroeconomics this semester. But it’s the two sitting across from him that instill a particular sort of dread.
“You going to Rusty’s tonight?” one of them asks, Esteban, tall and lanky and slumped so low in his chair that Logan can almost touch his feet even though he’s clear on the other side of the table.
The other one, Lance, broad and just as long as his friend, shrugs, “I don’t know, man. Getting kind of bored of it.”
Logan watches as Lance takes off his backwards cap long enough to ruffle at his hair before sliding the hat back down onto his head. There’s Greek lettering embroidered along back for some fraternity Logan doesn’t know the letters of, but is sure they’re assholes, nonetheless. He’s seen the way Lance strolls into class enough times, backpack slung over one shoulder, if he even bothers to bring it, his phone in the other. He wears his AirPods during class, which easily outs him as the elitist snob he is – the type of student who’s here partying on daddy’s dime, who wouldn’t know what the term ‘work study’ meant if it ran him over with the  bike Logan knows Lance keeps in the University Village parking lot. Logan couldn’t afford off-campus housing, but he knows Lance can, the bike is always parked in a resident spot.
The girl beside him shifts her notes closer, he turns his attention to her, so he doesn’t have to hear Lance recount his exploits at the local bar that is known for serving underage undergrads.
“You took all of these?” He asks the girl, mildly impressed. Her handwriting is neat, so neat it almost looks unnatural. She’s color coded them, bolded certain words and underlined others. Logan is suddenly ashamed of the chicken scratch in his notebook that’s tucked beneath his arm.
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For those that don’t know, Florida Gulf Coast University is a school in Fort Myers (in south Florida, on the opposite coast of Miami). Their big draw is being “close” to the beach, realistically it’s like a 30 minute drive.
They typically attract local kids on scholarship, or rich northerners who are just looking for an easy education. But they do offer a unique golf management degree, and their claim to fame is that they’re sometimes decent in the basketball department (like 1 time in 2015 but they just will not let it go). They also somewhat have a reputation as a party school (tho I think Miami definitely more than them).
Being built predominantly around preserved land, FGCU also has a big “eco-friendly” outlook. So lots of walking paths, a course called colloquium that all students have to take, and the one everyone dreads because you have to walk through the swamp for part of it. Lucky for Lance, he would have attended during the COVID years, and thus could avoid the swamp walk because all courses were virtual.
He’d probably be a member of Alpha Epsilon Pi, the Jewish fraternity on campus. They’re lowkey, but also kind of throw the best parties, off-campus of course because FGCU doesn’t have official fraternity or sorority housing. In this world Lance has definitely drank jungle juice from a trash can with a nozzle cut into the base. He is aware of the existence of “Saturdays are for the boys” flags, frat boy Lance is something that can be both repulsive and endearing.
He has a car, but most the time he opts to take his bike places. Fernando first runs into him when he’s in his bike gear actually, which, you know, hard to resist that. Plus, picture Fernando being Lance’s backpack. Please envision it, it’s a very important image. It’s definitely happened in this universe.
Strollonso beach dates??? Yeah, 100% happened here too. One of the reasons Lance even ends up at FGCU is because of the beach, so you know his ass is there most weekends. He forgets sunscreen frequently, Fernando is used to applying aloe to his back after they’ve spent a long day on the boat. He probably has that sunburned warmth to him like 24/7. He never forgets his sunglasses though, so he also maybe has raccoon eyes.
Oh yeah, and Logan, being a South Florida boy, probably would have attended FGCU too. His tinder profile unfortunately probably does feature a photo of him holding a fish. Just Florida boy things.
Anyway, this maybe is nothing. But if you want to talk more about this au please feel free to message me/send an ask. And I will 100% be ready to ramble more about this ultra specific fic. A chapter coming after keep to the line this weekend maybe.
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fuck-customers · 3 months
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Google is currently listing our phone number as the corporate number for our company, despite us actually just being a random venue in a random city, nowhere near corporate. Because of this we get a lot of calls from disgruntled customers who think they can get what they want by going "straight to the top." I usually solve this problem by answering the phone with "[Venue Name] [City Name], how can I help you?"
The other day this lady called. Said she booked a party for her daughter, that her husband is a music producer and is going to "present" her to his music producer friends, "introduce" her to the world, like it's some sort of cotillion or something. Said she put down a 2,000 DOLLAR DEPOSIT for this party!
Except, the store she booked at doesn't exist. She keeps saying that she booked at the (fake name) East-River Mall in Florida. We don't have a venue at the East-River Mall.
She wouldn't shut up. Yelled at me for over 30 min. Like, I'm sorry that someone probably absconded with your 2,000 dollars, but I'm about 1,800 miles away from the store you tried to book at. I can't do jack. I'm paid in beans. There are other customers here and I don't have time for this. Also, wtf. How does that even happen. Why did you pay 2,000 bucks without even double-checking that you were booking the right place. And then you sent out 100 invitations without even getting a call back from your venue. Of course. And then you invited the local news to cover the event. Awesome. I'm sorry you got scammed, ma'am. Maybe next time you'll learn not to throw around your money like it's nothing.
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torchickentacos · 5 days
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Drew’s Travel Route (Part 1. Sigh.)
Ok, SO! I said I’d try to figure out the travel routes of the anime rivals, and I’m starting with Drew. First things first, starting with Hoenn, here’s the map- I’ve marked down the probable locations of places that the anime made up where relevant. LONG POST, and I’ve edited the map for clarity’s sake. Also, I am vaguely/loosely taking encounter locations from RSE, you’ll get it later, don’t worry about it for now. 
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The beginning of his journey is a logical place to start but also we really don't know. He’s from LaRousse City, which is allegedly off the coast of Lilycove, according to Bulbapedia with no citation. He has three ribbons before meeting May and co., but we have no way of knowing where he got them or when or anything. We’re going to ignore those ribbons for my own sanity and just say ‘somehow he got from LaRousse to Slateport’, because otherwise I’d be factoring Solidad in here and it’s just a whole thing that we’re not worrying about. Fanon tends to agree that this isn’t his first contest circuit, so for all we know he didn’t even start from LaRousse. We just don’t know and we’re not worrying about it, and we're calling Slateport our start point because that's where he debuts. (Personal opinion? He's probably at LEAST been around Eastern Hoenn before, maybe down around the islands (Sootopolis, Mossdeep) at some point and around 121-122-123. We'll just assume he made his way from LaRousse>Lilycove>122>123>128>Mauville>110>Slateport, bringing us to our start point and gathering 3 ribbons along the way, but I'm not mapping that out because I have no real evidence).
So, that out of the way, let’s look at his starting point.
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Drew first shows up in AG033 at a beach in Slateport City, where he stays until AG035 Win, Lose, or Drew!. After that, we don’t see him until AG050 Pros and Con Artists, set in Fallarbor Town. Now, Slateport and Fallarbor are far away and have a few different routes. We’re saving the desert route for later (I have my reasons to believe he only went to 111 later on), so north is out. You could also go a bit south to Oldale>Petalburg>Rustboro, OR north and then west through Mauville>Verdanturf>Rustboro. We’re assuming the former, as the latter would mean he visited Verdanturf before and didn’t enter any contests and that just makes less sense to me. Also it doesn’t matter. MAYBE he caught Masquerain as a Surskit in this stretch of traveling but it's inconclusive and largely irrelevant.
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So, AG050, Fallarbor. He stays here throughout 051-Come What May!. The next time we see him is in AG061, Disaster of Disguise, set in Verdanturf. He stays here throughout 062 as well. Minor backtracking through 114, 115, and Rustboro, but nothing major.
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After this, we see him in AG077, A Fan With A Plan, which takes place in, uh, Rubello Town. 
This is where it gets funky. Rubello Town is somewhere between ‘Littleroot and Fortree’ according to Bulbapedia, which is like saying that New Jersey is somewhere between Maine and Florida. So I took it into my own hands and decided that it’s PROBABLY somewhere around the intersection of Routes 118 and 119, or early 119, headed into Fortree. It’s the only place that makes sense given where May and Co. are in the surrounding episodes. We're really triangulating some shit here. Eventually I should try to figure out where all the fake towns are but that's a project for later. Anyways, Rubello Town, AG077, A Fan With A Plan. That episode deserves its own 'wtf' post tbh. Anyways. We're here.
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So, from 118-119ish, Rubello Town, AG077, we then see him again in AG113, Who, What, When, Where, Wynaut (WWWWW). So, there’s a lot going on in this little stretch. It’s a big timegap from AG077-113. First things first, I’m assuming he took a detour through route 120 to catch Absol at this point. Absol debuts all the way in the Kanto Grand Festival, but it makes sense for him to have caught it this early on. So, we’re calling route 120 his next stop, maybe offscreen around AG80ish?
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And now, we’re detouring back to Route 111. I agonized over this decision but it feels right to put it here.
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You see, at some point Drew needs to have caught a Trapinch. Some of you guys who also trawled the bulbapedia ship pages before they got deleted probably remember that Flygon was specifically caught and trained for the theoretical situation in which he faced against May in the Hoenn Grand Festival. Because, you know, raising a pokemon up to at least level 45 is a thing you do for people you feel normally about. That’s a completely normal investment of time and energy and forethought and care. Anyways, I actually hesitated on assuming that Drew would have seen May as important enough to go out of his way to catch it this early-on, but we are three roses in with blatant flirting in 077, and WWWWW is up next (which people seem to agree is when he's like oh shit, those are emotions that I'm feeling), so it feels like a safe enough bet, and also Drew’s just Kind Of Like That™. Also, there’s no other time later in which it makes sense for him to have time to make the detour while also evolving it before the Grand Festival (and honestly even then we’re pushing it a bit). Any earlier and I doubt he’d have considered her in high enough regard to train an entire pokemon to battle her with (again, very large investment of time and energy to get a Flygon). So, with all that, we’re assuming that he goes back to 111 and catches Trapinch here. 
He also gets a ribbon somewhere in this time gap (his fifth). In the anime, pretty much every town seems like it holds contests. I really don’t know. I’m ASSUMING that on his way to Route 131 (we’ll get there in a second), he picks up a ribbon from some made-up location that we aren't privy to.
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Now. Gonna be real. I don’t know where in the actual hell they are in the beginning of WWWWW and his next appearance. Vaguely around Pacifidlog? Two episodes ago they were in Sootopolis, one episode ago they were on some random island, and they’re just in the ocean in the next one so I don’t know. Best I can figure is somewhere around Route 131. Why is Drew out in the middle of route 131? Don’t know. He has all 5 ribbons and isn’t going to Pacifidlog to watch May (something he goes out of his way for later but I digress). I really have no earthly clue why the fresh hell he’s out in 131, but HE IS I GUESS and who am I to question it? Did he just want some ocean time??? I don't know why he's here. Usually him being in out-of-the-way places is because May's there, but no, he's not here for her this time, he doesn't watch the Pacifidlog contest to the best of our knowledge, he's just. HERE. I GUESS.
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So. Fine. Whatever. We’re on 131 FOR SOME REASON, he ‘travels’ to Mirage Island if you’d call that travelling, they head back to wherever they were on 131.
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It’s more straightforward from here- he heads back to Slateport for the Hoenn Grand Festival, AG121-123. We’re assuming he takes a boat, I’m not sending this dude all the way back through mainland Hoenn. Tbh he has seasick vibes, which several unrelated fics from over the last 15 years seem to agree on for whatever reason, but that’s his problem and not mine. 
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SO. FINALLY. END OF HOENN (but not end of AG, there’s that part 2 at some point). We’re all the way back at Slateport- his first and last Hoenn appearance is maybe/probably on the same stretch of beach, intentional or not. And with that, we have his PROBABLE travel route throughout his appearances in the Hoenn section of AG!
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Kanto gets its own post because this is over 1k words long and took 2 hours to figure out last night :)))))))
(and @silverncats , here it is!!! I hope this is interesting, and I'm planning on doing more! This was super fun, albeit tedious and full of guesswork)
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stars-n-spice · 1 month
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Thots on s3 episode 08!
you know the drill, spoilers and incoherent screaming under the cut!
i was a fucking giddy, giggling, blushing mess this entire episode
for like a solid five minutes i was just flapping my hands
look, you're going to put WRECKER and FENNEC on screen TOGETHER for most of an episode and expect me to be normal about it????
like HELLO??
i'm starting to think star wars has it out for me, they are actively trying to give me a heart attack
ANYWAYS
WOW I LOVE PABU, I LOVE IT BEING SAFE AND NOT BEING TAKEN OVER BY THE EMPIRE I HOPE IT STAYS LIKE THAT!!!
RETURN OF THE QUEEN!!! PHEE <3333
Omega feeling guilty about Rex's squad getting sniped :(((
ECHO WTF COME BACK BABY THE KIDS MISS YOU
Crosshair being like, "you gotta be distant if you wanna keep them safe" <- yeah you'd know wouldn't you? ya little shit (ily)
Fucking,, burst out laughing at Crosshair's blank ass stare when Omega said Phee was a liberator of ancient wonders,, that silence and expression killed me
ALSO THE FACT THAT THAT WAS CROSSHAIR AND PHEE'S FIRST MEETING AND THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER?!?!? HELLO?!?!?!
I just wanna see them interact :((
tech mention :(
Hunter asking Omega to try and convince Crosshair to get his hand checked out,, FUCK ME UGHHHhhghhshsh
AND THEN HE DID! I honestly thought it would take more convincing
okay but it being something psychological maybe :(((
maybe I don't wanna know what Crosshair went through on Tatniss
Omega and Crosshair and Batcher continue to slay in every scene they're in
OMEGA'S OUTFIT WAS SO CUTE IN THIS!! I could see the Phee inspiration in it,, so fucking cute
I love Crosshair and Omega so much :(( the meditation scene??? god there are so many really good cinematic wide shots in this season,, I want giant ass posters of all of them
"You missed a lot" - "I know" FUCK :((
OKAY MY WIFEEEEEE
"Sit down." <- i'm fucking sat
I made so many,, noises this episode,, just incoherent stuff just stumbled out of my mouth I was a fucking MESS
ANYWHO
SPACE FLORIDA
love how much wrecker doesn't like fennec
when fennec said "keep your helmet on you'll die of the toxic air" or whatever I lost all hope for wet hair Hunter :(
WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT??
I just wanna see Hunter look wet and more pathetic than usual, is that too much to ask for?
anyways
i love fennec shand
i love wrecker
i'm so normal about them, I swear
i've never wanted to be on a boat so badly in my entire life,, fucking HATE boats but I'd be on that little boat in a heart beat
that fight scene with the crocs??? oh my god-
guys most of the episode was just me going "oh it's WAY to fucking early to be thinking that"
Hunter getting his ass kicked <3
when Wrecker yelled into the comms and nearly busted Fennec's eardrums,, omg
I need them both. at the same time. oh my god.
MY WIFE IS SO SMART
that bounty was a pain in the ass holy shit
LMAOOOO Hunter you gotta start asking better questions and being clearer,, she didn't even have any information and made them do all the work, get fucking wrecked
WHO IS FENNEC TALKING TOO?? my bet? asajj.
yeah not too much happened in this episode, but idc idc,, my wife returned, Wrecker got more screen time, Phee was in it, and Crosshair is slowly healing, I say it was a win
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waratah-moon · 1 year
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Super Like 3 • Eddie Munson
part 1 - part 2 - part 3
I'm in love with modern!twitch streamer Eddie...
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The first date
Parkway Flea Market, Indianapolis
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Liked by eddiethebanished, yourfriend and 163 others yourusername They didn't have any Dio 😢
eddiethebanished So mad. At least they had Kool & The Gang. ↳ yourusername Now if anyone ever asks to hear Get Down On It I can tell them I have it on vinyl
yourfriend Love the new ring ↳ yourusername It was a present 🥰
2 months in...
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Liked by lucas.sinclair, yourfriend and 14,752 others eddiethebanished She's coming for my job
yourusername Yes can I finally stream the Sims 4 on your channel? ↳ madmax I'll watch ↳ dustin_h Might finally get some good content
eddiefan Dude please don't let your girlfriend stream. Girls can't game. ↳ eddiethebanished wtf are you 12? Go to bed dude.
3 months in...
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Liked by robs_buckley, eddiethebanished and 194 others yourinstagram You know you're down bad when you start doing arts and crafts
yourfriend This is too cute 🥺 ↳ yourusername We're sickening 🥺
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5 months in...
Hawkins, Indiana
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Liked by yourfriend, robs_buckley and 20,472 others eddiethebanished Took my girl back to my hometown for the weekend and showed her the one sight.
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8 months in...
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Liked by yourfriend, yourotherfriend and 210 others yourusername Asked him to learn some Harry Styles... still waiting.
mikewheeler I still have the video of when he played 5 Seconds of Summer at Steve's birthday ↳ steve.harrington I remember that! He rocked She Looks So Perfect ↳ yourusername omg please send it to me ↳ eddiethebanished Don't you dare ↳ mikewheeler Check your messages
10 months in...
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Liked by robs_buckley, nancywheeler and 54,920 others eddiethebanished smoking hot date
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eddiefan your girlfriend is hot
1 year in...
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Liked by steve.harrington, willthewise and 3,458 others yourusername My golden retriever gamer boy ❤️ I'll tell you all the sappy shit in person so Dustin can't make fun of us. Love you Eds.
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robs_buckley I want what you have 🥺 ↳ yourinstagram I keep telling you I have the perfect person for you ↳ robs_buckley Fiiiiiiiiiiine. Set it up. ↳ yourinstagram YES
1 year and couple months in...
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Liked by steve.harrington, mikewheeler and 129,327 others eddiethebanished I finally cracked over 1 million followers on twitch and enough subs to quit my day job and make a living playing video games. How batshit insane is that? Thank you to everyone who ever supported me, no matter how long you've been here... one day, since day one, thank you. I also couldn't have done it without my wonderful girlfriend, yourusername. Without you I would never have had the courage to turn this nerdy little passion into my dream job. Now on to the future, whatever that may hold. I hope you'll all join me for the ride.
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1 year and some months in...
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Liked by robs_buckley, yourfriend and 174,294 others eddiethebanished You know she loves you when she does a 70s themed photoshoot for your shitty band's new album cover. Ps new music dropping soon corrodedcoffin 📸 filmbyjbyers
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About 2 years in...
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Liked by yourfriend, filmbyjbyers and 6759 others yourusername We saw Metallica live then got super drunk... also we're engaged!
robs_buckley Um excuse me? ↳ yourinstagram Surprise? I'm calling you now.
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🎂 join my birthday week celebration! 🎂 < happening until 29/1/23 masterlist / send me a message 💌 / Steve's version
disclaimer! pinterest is full of white girls. I'm sorry but it's true. I tried to keep y/n as nondescript as possible but I'm just working with what I had. Sorry in advance if that offends anyone but this can be an exercise in imagination. - (not tagging my full tag list, just the people who commented on part 1 and 2… My tag list is reserved for full length fics!) @emma77645 @dylanmunson @bakugouswh0r3 @tlclick73
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leclerced · 5 months
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okay so idk how you and other anons feel about logan on here but i love the silly american man and i wish the florida man got appreciated more💔. like, him AND oscar? yes my loscar crumbs…
if you don’t like loscar definitely feel free to ignore this i just need to get it out before i go to SLEEP. also omg i didn’t expect this to be so long I APOLOGIZE 😭
okay… so yknow how loscar have been like friends since karting? i imagine like reader being one of the only girls karting in their division, maybe she’s like a year or two younger than oscar/logan and one of the youngest in the division overall (i actually have no idea how karting divisions work lmao). but anyways being younger and a girl, not many of the other boys are very nice to her 💔. loscar notice and try to befriend her because we love protective kings!
maybe one day she gets into an altercation (totally the dudes fault) and loscar (who have actually been looking after her very lowkey) notice and come over and are like wtf leave her alone or else. and boom instant friendship! just them being cute bffs together.. fast forward to like f3 or f2.. reader has had feelings for both oscar and logan but definitely keeps it to herself because “how am i gonna like not one but BOTH of my besties?” - she is definitely oblivious that both boys would like actually kill for her but that’s smth else.
logan and oscar have come to the realization at some point that they both like reader (and each other 😊) but aren’t sure what she would think. i think they’d all get together before they all get into f1 or something along those lines. i just like the idea of the three having a cute little bffs to lovers trope and being the cutest rookie trio.
anywho… sorry if some parts don’t make sense i am not very poetic with my words and am just RUNNING on delusions!
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i was ambivalent towards logan a month ago bc he’s from florida, but the past few weeks ive kinda been loving him. he’s so cute. as a texan, if i ever met him i would make fun of him for being from florida. this is so cute i love the idea sm
there’s eventually going to be a moment where someone asks her which one she’s dating and she says neither of them, they’re just friends. the boys just sitting behind her with lovesick looks in their eyes while she says they’re just friends. idk much about logan so im gonna say oscar realizes he likes her and wants to ask her out but he’s nervous so he goes to logan.
when he tells him how he feels, logan tells him he actually feels the same so they go to her. she’s so upset bc they’re asking her who she likes, they want her to pick and she can’t do that. that’s the one thing she had been avoiding. she would be holding back tears as she tells them she likes them both but she knows she can’t have both so she'd rather stay friends so they can all move on. surprisingly, oscar says some shit like, "everyone already thinks we're a thrupple" and she tells him to shut up because she thinks he’s joking but logan agrees with him, “yeah remember a few weeks ago they asked you which one you were dating? next time just say both”
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static-symphony-fm · 9 days
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flora's live ttpd reactions!
(putting this in one post so you don't get spammed)
fortnight
IT SOUNDS LIKE SLUT OH MY GOD
not enough post malone
less poppy that I thought but I LOVE it?
Taylor I'm concerned why do you wanna kill her
ttpd
I'm so excited for this one
ok so I was wrong that it wasn't gonna say the name of the song
it also kinda sounds like slut?
who are these people?
Charlie puth?
it's ok ig
I was excited for this but it's about Matty healy🙄
LUCY DACUS MENTION?
idk if that's how you spell her name
bridge is kinda clunky tbh
overall a little disappointing
my boy only breaks his favourite toys
OH THIS IS ABOUT JOE
I feel so b ad for all the hate he's gonna get
I like this one actually
Still not hating joe but this is BRUTAL
something about the melody feels familiar
down bad
Idk why it's purple
OH THIS IS ALSO ABOUT JOE?
sounds like midnights
this is a sad bop omg
NEW ROMANTICS REFERENCE? I'M GOING INSANE
she is MESSY and I'm here for it
so long London
am I gonna cry? maybe
I have to pee
ANGELIC CHOIR??!
yeah I'm gonna cry
oh my god...
such a track five fr
no I'm crying
amazing
but daddy I love him
this is apparently from the little mermaid
I think this about Matty
I like it!
not much to say
reminds me of suburban legends
SHE IS MESSY
fresh out the slammer
if this is about joe I'm losing it.
WAIT DID SHE CHEAT
WHO IS THIS ABOUT
confusion is an understatement
Florida
I love florence so I hope this is good
SO SHE DID CHEAT?
omg florence gets a verse?
Florida is one hell of a drug?
never been so I'll take your word for it
what the fuck is this about
guilty as sin
omg so much at once
I feel like she might have cheated?
omg this is dirty!!
Jesus reference?
whos afraid of little old me
omg she's angry!!
poor joe
reputation vibes fr
SO JOE CHEATED? huh?
SHE'S SCARY
ok I might be a Joe hater
SO JOE CHEATED?
THE ASYLUM?
WHAT IS THIS BRIDGE?
so this is about fans?
I can fix him (no really I can)
ok not loving loving it so far, but it might get better
did she steal the verse melody from need?
loml
WHAT DOES LOML STAND FOR?
it's so sad whattt
who is this about?
joe? probably
loss of my life??
I can do it with a broken heart
JOE CHEATED?
omg what?
this is so sad
but the melody is so happy
and I think that s the point?
so this is about tour?
the smallest man who ever lived
idk who this is about but it's BRUTAL
the alchemy
is this a love song?
yes
I actually love this one
PURE HEROINE REF?
Clara bow
So excited for this
IS THIS GAY?
or about her lol
is this the lucky one mixed with yoyok
STEVIE NICKS?
OH THIS IS THE ECLI PSE LYRIC
SHE SAIS TAYLOR SWIFT
OH IS THIA ABOUT HER REPLACEMENT
WTF
FAVORITE SOFAR
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kyistell · 2 months
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I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Chap one: Oops all the new kids
Chat- New Brethren
Newie: So remind me again why we aren’t eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says “Fuck you”
Newie: 🖕
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnn 
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: “FUCK YOU!!”
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae tele’d
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerry™: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didn’t know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerry™: I got em
Jerry™: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerry™: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerry™: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, it’s best you don’t as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didn’t get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh don’t worry
Newie: It’s just bruised but I’m pretty confident its not broken
Jerry™: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerry™: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerry™: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: I’ll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, I’ll bring pizza
Jerry™: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, I’m getting pizza from my place and ya can’t stop me
Jerry™: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treeza’s sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerry™: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didn’t want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerry™: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: I’m the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isn’t it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerry™: ……
Yorkadam: …So I’ll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerry™: yeah…papa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasn’t your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerry™: Fuck you and fuck off.
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sleepdeprivedsimp234 · 8 months
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~Classic incorrect quotes to nourish your soul~
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Florida, grinning: I have a knife!
Gov: Put it down, Florida.
Florida: Make me! *sprints away*
~~~
Louisiana: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real b*tch.
Alabama: What changed your mind?
Louisiana: Oh, I never changed my mind, you're still a b*tch. Why do you ask?
~~~
S.C.: Hey New York, do you have any hobbies?
New York: Swimming..
S.C.: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
New York: In a pool of self hatred and regret :)
S.C.: Wtf-
~~~
Georgia: Your smile looks forced.
Maryland: That’s because it is.
~~~
S.C.: *makes Louisiana a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Louisiana: *sips tea*
S.C.:
Louisiana: *finishes tea*
S.C.: Didn't it taste bad?
Louisiana: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
S.C., tearing up: Oh, okay.
~~~
Louisiana: Massachusetts... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Massachusetts: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Louisiana:
Louisiana: I wrote sanitize, Massachusetts.
~~~
Gov: I just heard New York call the dog a “f*cking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
~~~
Texas: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Kentucky: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Texas: Whatever caves first!
Kentucky: None of the parenting books I've read have prepared me for this sh*t....
~~~
New York: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Maryland: Forty five seconds?!?
New York: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Maryland, hugging New York: Too late.
~~~
New York: Are you trying to seduce me?
California: Why, are you seducible?
~~~
New York: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
New York: Oh no, where did it go?
Connecticut: NEW YORK WHAT THE F*CK?!
~~~
Alaska: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Texas: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Alaska, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
Texas: (⁠。•/⁠/w/⁠/•。⁠)
~~~
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debbiechanclub · 11 months
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(disclaimer that I’m not out here simping for or trying to defend a million dollar company, just a fan with frustrations)
the njpw/aew partnership has always felt incredibly unbalanced. FTR didn’t defend or talk about the IWGP tag belts and skipped out on WTL, Kenny (as much as I love the dude) has done 0 with the US belt, AEW did nothing to promote Willow being part of the Strong Tournament. Desperado set a match with Mox and that didn’t get mentioned. They didn’t even talk about Dominion until after it happened. New Japan social media and commentary make a big effort to keep continuity and talk about things going on in their partner promotions.
Even with Takeshita. DDT has tweeted about the heel turn, their wrestlers have mentioned it, I cannot remember the last time DDT was even mentioned on the show
I get that All Together Again and the Road Tour means 90% of their roster is booked up and it would be a struggle to appear live. But a build to a show doesn’t need to be done 2 weeks before. This is something we should have had going since tickets went on sale. Or at the very least, ask them to film backstage promos to send in, not just play the promotional videos and press conferences that New Japan did themselves.
Sorry, you sent this after I fell asleep, but I agree with everything you've said! Like, I'm not even trying to shit on AEW―it's just facts.
FTR and Kenny were the first people I thought of when Aussie Open had to relinquish the IWGP and Strong tag titles even though Mark would only be out 6 weeks. And Kevin Kelly explained at a later date that if the Dominion match hadn't been set they could have just kept the titles which, okay, fine. But that doesn't change that FTR and Kenny just sat/are just sitting on their respective titles. Also, I was Big Mad when Kenny defended the US title against Jeff Cobb on Dynamite and not a few weeks later at Capital Collision. Like, that's an NJPW belt, my guy. Kenny by God Omega coulda shoulda woulda brought soooooo many more eyes to Capital Collision/NJPW. (And I thought he would have known better, too? That was his home for years?)
But you hit the nail on the head—it's an unbalanced relationship and I frankly don't know what NJPW is getting out of it? Forbidden Door 2 is probably gonna be another routing of their talent like the first FD was.
And like you said, there's absolutely ways to work around people not being able to come to America in order to build a feud/to a PPV. But like I said to that anon, David Finlay been around and available. AEW had the time to meaningfully address the long, long history between him and BOTH Jay and Juice. Juice literally turned on Finlay to join Bullet Club and now Finlay is the leader and you're just gonna ignore that?! And Jay's been exiled from NJPW but he's still out here acting like he's in Bullet Club?! As if (in storyline) Finlay would just allow that happen?! PLEASE. Make it make sense.
Editing to add: there's still a chance to meaningfully introduce the White/Finlay feud AT Forbidden Door. As I said, Jay's been kayfabe exiled from NJPW (and working with NJPW talent, I believe?), so he really SHOULD NOT be anywhere near Toronto on June 25th if they're gonna uphold that. But he could show up because it's also an AEW event. And then Finlay could show up and be like, "Wtf do you think you're doing?" And boom, there you go. I HOPE that happens, genuinely. If not... I will fly to Florida just to smack Tony Khan.
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madi2112 · 1 month
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Out of left field
In a real WTF have I gotten myself into moment (a phrase I will be repeating often over the next seven months) I find myself in an unfamiliar yet exciting situation.
No, unfortunately it has nothing to do with my crush.
I'm still working up the courage to do anything about that one yet.
No, this is something far more out of left field.
I'm going to be working with The Osceola Arts Theater to put on an art exhibition featuring transgender artists.!
Once again I say, WTF?
This opportunity, of course, grew out of an incident that happened last week at the theater where I do some volunteer work.
I detailed that encounter in the entry "Anytime, Anywhere ".
In review, the art display in the theater lobby where I volunteer had a wildly transphobic peice on display.
The peice was like a punch in the gut so I resigned as a volunteer and told them why.
To their immense credit they responded within a few days (I sent the email on a Friday night, afterall) with an apology and a reasonable explanation.
During the reply email the person at the O.A. floated out an idea to host art done by the LGBTQ+ community and wanted you know if that was something worth pursuing.
I said I was in favor of it, but the reason the art pice currently on display caused the reaction it did in me was because the Transgender community has been under so much attack lately from the Florida government as well as state governments nationwide and the display in the theater lobby felt like piling on in the very place where I volunteer my time.
She then suggested how about an exhibit showcasing the thoughts and experiences of transpeople?
I said that would be fantastic!
She offered me the opportunity to help put on the exhibit and had a opening on the calendar.
She also set up a meeting so we could go over the details.
So just like that BAM! I am helping to put on an art exhibition featuring transgender artists and themes!
In Florida!
The dates are November 7th to December 7th 2024.
The meeting to go over the logistics is on May 1st at 11am.
In the mean time I'm compiling a list of questions and ideas.
After all, this is new territory for me.
But bring on the challenge!
I can't wait for the transgender community to have a voice and be seen!
~Madison
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twistedoverbloat · 2 years
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Crossover between Scp!yuu and Cyberpunk!yuu?
As the consept sounds interesting as Cyber sees SCP coming out of a random portal and they just pulled out a gun they hidden away and nearly shooting at them knowing well what they are capable of and what weird shit they might do
Foundation: *stepping out of their new portal* YES IT WO- *falls over from bullet hitting their leg* WTF-
Cyber: Who and how the fuck did you get here, bitch?
Dimension hopping!!
SO basically if you asked Foundation if their portal gun would work after using a mountain dew knock off from Twisted wonderland they would have said yeah that might work. BUT them actually doing it AND it WORKED?? They are very happy right now. BUT sadly was shot in the leg by another version of them. Cyberpunk!
So as they lay on the ground explaining i full detail their counterpart sighs and picks the portal gun up "You need to go back and not mess with the timeline since it could ruin other universes or even collapse the worlds we know nothing of." Foundation nodded "But I only used it twice I met another Yuu as well their name was Vuu, also you may call me Foundation!" Cyber nodded "But you really need to go back, like right now." Foundation was about to speak before that Hyena Leona always uses walked in "Babe want to get some- Who is that?" What was his name?? Puggie?? no Ruggie! Foundation always thought it was weird how he was named that.
Cyber sighed again already feeling a headache coming "his is another me from a different dimension, please don't ask I already have a headache dealing with Ace earlier." Their husband nodded "Well do we need to help them or.." Foundation finally got up and yanked the bullet out with their nails "Don't worry I've been shot, burned, clawed, and other things! This didn't really hurt if I'm being honest." Cyber then walked to her fridge that had the mountain dew knock off.
Ruggie watched as Cyber open another portal to a different dimension, but sadly wasn't Foundations it was where the state yuu's were. Foundation was here before and with the help with New York was able to get back to their dimension. Cyber groaned "Ruggie hon I'll be back later okay?" and they kissed his cheek "Love you see you later!" And pulls both her and Foundation into the portal into the state dimension. Ruggie watched as his wife left and in shock "Okay my wife is gone so I guess food only for me??" And he walked out to get food for Cyber's return.
With the two Yuu's they walked into the bigger Ramshackle that was renewed with all the states help. Knocking on the door Cyber smirked as Oregon opened the door. He sighed and opened the door "Hey Cyber want me to get New York for you?" Cyber nodded "Yeah dumbass over here jumped to my dimension and I could get them back so we came here instead." He nodded and waled up the stairs, and as he did Florida was walking done "OH CYBER SUGAR HOW ARE YOU??" She came done and kissed her cheek and hugged her tight "It's been to long how your husband?" Cyber filled her in and Florida began to scold Foundation because what if it didn't work and they died?? Dimension hopping can be very dangerous since you don't know if the dimension your going to is going to be a good one.
Foundation nodded "Also may I ask why is there so many Yuu's here?" Florida went on a rant how a person from every state ended up in the coffin like a clown car and they ended up ruling the school mostly. Then it turned with them asking each other on their projects they were working on. Cyber smiled as Foundation was getting conformable with the states. Finally after 2 whole rants NY finally came done to see them "Sorry my partner was calling me." Cyber waved "I know it's fine we just need to get to our dimensions." NY nodded "Come with me to the basement where the other state are working on the machine, you know us we get bored and travel to others for the thrill of it." Florida nods "I was about to bring them done there actually but then Foundation asked about my outfit-" NY nodded and walked everyone down as Florida talked with Foundation on something else.
As they walked to the basement they need 4 states working on it Cali, Maryland, Colorado, and Massachusetts. They were talking as some of them were tinkering on the machine, Cali noticed them and squealed when she saw Cyber "OMG!!" The other states greeted them and Cali began to chat with her. Massachusetts started the machine and looked at Cyber "Were ready when you are hon." Nodding Cyber Grabbed Foundations hand "Here place your hand on this!" The scanner was able to use Foundations hand print to find their dimension. Foundation was in awe of everything and began to ask questions and the states gladly answered them, after that they were finally ready to leave. Turning to Cyber and the others they smile "I had an amazing time meeting you all, hopefully I see you again!" The smiled "Your welcome any time hun!" Florida said as everyone bid them goodbye.
Foundation was blipped into the living room of their Ramshackle and decided they need to get to work right away and rushed to the basement all of that talking gave them so many idea's!! They need to do more and learn even more!!
With Cyber they walked up and placed her hand then bid everyone good bye as they were teleproted in front of Ruggie, in return feel off his seat on to the floor "Hello dear." Cyber greeted as she helped him up. Ruggie held his chest and Cyber giggled and told him everything that happened when they left him.
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echo-stimmingrose · 11 months
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Slight rant/ted talk
Trans People are People Too
So this person on tik tok responded to one of my comments, saying "they/them pronouns wtf y'all are still on that?"
One thing to note: I did not mention my pronouns in my comment nor are they in my name. This person had to have gone onto my profile, saw my pronouns and then decided that they needed to make a comment about it.
A ton of people responded to their comment defending me and other gender non-conforming people.
This person then went on to make a comment about what gentiles I have. 1, they have no way of knowing. 2, that's super fucking creepy especially considering i am a minor.
Many people called them creepy and they said, "it's not creepy, every woman has one" which is just incredibly false. Also how tf would they know what genitalia I have?
They continued to respond to other people under my comment while actively ignoring all of my comments, especially the one where I stated that I was a minor and it doesn't really matter whats in my pants.
The worst part of this though was their most recent comments. They said that "people like her make all the gays look bad"
They then revealed that they are gay/a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
To be honest I wasn't upset at first. I'm used to cis het people being ignorant bigots towards minorities. Especially when they have the cover of the internet to shield them. But a member of my own community? Not gonna lie that hurt a little bit.
I know it's just a stranger on the internet but if our own community can't stick together what hope do we have?
I live in the US and frankly it's scary right now. All of these bills and people in power who would rather focus on getting rid of the gays then helping the kids being shot I'm schools. It's so sad.
And to all the people telling people like me who aren't happy with our country "just move then" it is not as easy as you are making it sound. People can't just up and move across seas or across the continent.
I know they would like that though. If everyone who dares to be different would just leave and stop complaining about our rights being stripped from us.
I'm being told by my grandfather that it's not actually that bad. Maybe not for him, he's a cis het white man who only watches Fox News. I commented on one of his bigoted transphobic posts on Facebook and he blocked me and refused to respond to any of my messages. He then called my mom a bitch when she got pissed at him.
We're back on good terms now thankfully. He still has some effed up opinions on LGBTQ+ people, which is hard not just for me but my little sibling as well.
This is the same man who used to tell me to stand up for my country and the things that I believe in. I guess that only applies to things he agrees with.
Our community is being told to stop being so loud about our rights and maybe people would like us more. Imagine if we talked to women in the 1920s and informed them that we are still fighting for equal rights even 100 years later.
I don't care if things are "better now." Better doesn't mean good or safe. People are still being killed for this. We are moving backwards instead of forward. Don't they know history is doomed to repeat itself? Especially if they refuse to make changes.
I informed my uncle of the new bill in Florida about how trans kids are being ripped away from their families just because their families support them. He said "yeah that'll get fought. It won't stay for long."
But he also said that this bill would never get passed. I love my uncle and he means we'll but he still has a lot more faith in our country than I do. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. But it's also leaving him ignorant to a lot of the things that are going on.
Even if that bill doesn't stay "for long" as he says it's still a problem now. People are fleeing Florida and parents have already lost kids to this fucked up system. That's going to cause irreversible trauma on not just the parents but kids as well.
My uncle also says the biggest problem with our country right now is our economy. When I informed him I frankly didn't care about the economy as much as other problems, he laughed. "You're gonna care when you can't pay for anything to live"
The way things are going, by the time I am paying on my own to live I won't have the rights to do so.
Since before I came out I have always wanted to attend a pride parade as I've never been to one. Several months ago my mom and I talked about attending one during pride month. But now I don't want to, the thought honestly scares me.
I live in a small town in a red state. I hate going out in public because of the people in this town. I ate the way they look at me and my friends as if we don't belong.
My heart goes out to my LGBTQ+ siblings. Things are fucking scary right now. Please don't discriminate against your own community or else we don't have any hope of going anywhere.
Happy Pride Month I Guess
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tinybitofhope · 3 months
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(It’s Time For Water Themed Questions With Julie!) have you ever been in the ocean? if you were a pirate what would you name your ship? do you think there’s undiscovered sea monsters? do you need to go drink water?
yay hi julieeee!!!!
yes, i have been in the ocean more times than i can count on two hands, because a) my cousins live in florida b) most of my family on my moms side lives in the philippines and we visit both places lots!
hmmm either moonrose, bc my name and my younger sisters name are relevant to both (sorry ate i couldnt fit urs bc wisemoonroose sounds stupid asf… hol up shes not even on tumblr wtf) or like a filipino Deep Meaning Word ™️ like ligaya or smth (joy although thats not v fitting for a pirate, huh?)
YESSS!!! i had this hyperfixation on nessie the loch ness monster in like…. fourth-fifth grade soo yah. (WARNING FOR TALKING ABT SUICIDE!!!!‼️‼️‼️) also i believe sirens r the deep callings to people who jump into water if that makes sense??
oh shit wait u got me there.. brb getting water!!!!
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