#ah yes look at my painting and tell me what you think of it! dont take me into consideration at all though. pretend this came out of thin>
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it's kind of a fun move to make my very very personal blog also the one I post my drawings on
ive purposefully done it to not create that kind of environment where it's just an account posting art, a one-dimensional abstract thing that's so detached that if I were to post something like 'teehee I tried to off myself so I'm opening comms to pay the bills' it'd be met with utmost surprise bc it'd break the illusion yknow?
but sometimes I do want some drawings to not have context. to be as impersonal as a vintage figure whose sculptor has never been fully known or a golden locket with the picture of someone who you don't know anything about
I want both, to be honest. it's always been a struggle of the need of external validation but also to not want to taint everything with myself
I want to draw a pet portrait for someone and not have it be judged with all the ramblings and half-jokes about how everything sucks every now and then.
I want to draw a guy being mechanically separated for no reason and not have it show up besides someone's pet portrait and having to explain to the average person I don't even know why I like gore so much besides rendering it is fun
it's all like a cycle of making it clear who is behind the art for context but also sometimes wanting everything to speak for itself and wanting a sort of pure reaction to it
and it culminates into that overly familiar feeling.. of wanting to be consistent. to have a feel, a look that you can maybe hope someone will identify as yours.. and the question is always the same - for what? why? why does it matter?
if anything the first thing I'd ever say to someone who remotely showed interest in art and wanted to know my side of it is that nothing matters and everything is subjective and that there will always be people who see too much meaning where there isn't and people who miss the point entirely. and that diversity is just as good as quality and not a binary switch that you have to pick for the rest of your life. and that often by trying to achieve perfection you just end up dumping what gave your art a personal touch because it wasn't absolutely on par with the version of you that you so desperately want people to identify you with or the vibe you want to give off or whatever else
it's kind of a problem that also has different connotations depending on the way wherever you post works, too
on devart and I think insta too favorites and likes are the easiest way to show a kind of support that happens to streamline everything into images on a page instead of actually taking in most detail, the title or description or lack thereof, maybe even a message or line or music lyric intended to aid in the perception.. that ends up getting completely ignored because it takes extra effort to do. and it gets exponentially worse the more people you follow
then, well.. tumblr. because of the way the posts are organized and at least show captions it has a bit of a leg up, but then the sideblog stuff comes up. posts 95% of the time only give traction to the account that posted it, so a sideblog where you reblog your art is pretty much just a gallery for the convenience of whoever follows them. if you post on that sideblog however, then that facilitates no one visiting your main and just looking at the drawings, leading to the art-artist detachment as it is also plenty of extra steps and effort
then, independently, the path you choose is hard to undo. choose to be unknown and be bound to the façade you have to keep and not break your persona, or put all bits of yourself out to the public and there will forever be an image/ background version of you that will contextualize everything you do
try to turn around and choose to hide and it will put people off and affect how some will look at your new stuff now that you're less of a social butterfly because of the instinct of curiosity and wanting to know what happened , choose to show yourself and now you're too real and people don't want to associate with you because of the things you express or how it hits different knowing x and y or just not caring about you enough to be bothered to keep up with your life with sporadic drawings inbetween
it's all ironically about your own self-image and knowing others who know you
oh and it just hit me the financial side of things too. but that's too much for me rn and it's sort of a bonus to my point anyways
idk man. I feel like I'm having a stroke while an influencer tries to explain branding to me
#the public vs hidden thing is also like trying to balance the evils#do you want to enable being made fun of by quirky neurotypicals and edgelords bc of ur 'archetype'#or do you want to enable everyone to put any meaning to your art including dogshit ones and treat it like a commodity#public enough to have your name or style used pejoratively to describe other people#or hidden enough to blend in and represent nothing and say nothing. just like a blank piece of paper#these two sort of types are everywhere and there just doesnt seem to be a grey area. its just.... awkward.#ah yes look at my painting and tell me what you think of it! dont take me into consideration at all though. pretend this came out of thin>#>air bc thats how i want it to be perceived. bc of course we all know thats a thing that can be controlled by sheer will right? lol#i want to draw whatever. i want to stop giving a shit. not care of what people think its all about. but i want to be seen as well. ..#and its frustrating bc i find it immeasurably valuable to find meaning in the mundane#to find the whimsy and care on someone's 'bad' stickman cat doodle even tough sketches dont mean barely anything to the artist#and then i get sad when someone below my skill level finds My sketches good despite me posting them as a 'look at how bad this looks lol'#just. being desperate for wanting everything to go your way#like a filmmaker who swears the theater is an integral part of their movie when in reality a guy watching at home cherishes it just as much#i think id turn inside out of disgust if i ever truly legitimally considered all the 'wrong' ways people can experience my art#compressed to hell or they just didnt bother to zoom in and didnt notice the brushstrokes and effects#which is totally normal and common and i myself do it! but my ego says nuh uh. go feel bad bc other ppl have agency lol#i can definitely pretend i dont care anymore and even try to believe it so much i unconsciously start assimilating it#but the Moment someone comments something that contradicts what i thought and wished was happening i just. break .#im truly trying to stave off negative thoughts and teaching myself that what others think of me doesnt define me#and one day im overhearing something i wasnt meant to know and its that someone thinks im a child#and ends up treating me like one. like im too stupid to do anything#and then i look back at my eyestrain/cartoonish stuff thats in fact considered childish by people who try to use age as>#a token of 'i dont enjoy X because X is for kids because/therefore im an AdulT! respect me!'#and i just have to face the reality that thats the image of me my art gives off by itself and what society chose it to symbolize as well#which it all leads to wanting so deeply a way to control how others view you because of how age gate-keeping for example is so stupid#and it bleeds into every other feeling and paranoia and self doubt#either you act cool and lie about who you are or let others label you what they see fit especially what they consider to be deserving of>#>ridicule#dextxt
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Small heh? | VHackerr
Warning: smut and smut kinks. fwb. jealousy. insults. Unprotected (use birth control!)
Dont call a guy’s dick small when yk it’s not
This randomly came to me lol
“So fucking ridiculous!” I mutter as I enter my home. I shut the door behind me but it doesn’t close all the way because of the male following me. “No, it’s not.” I hear Vinnie say as he slams my door. I throw my purse on my counter as I round it, grabbing a water from my fridge. “Yes, it is! What gives you the right to come and crash my date?!” I ask, Vinnie standing across from me.
“Since I’ve been fucking you for the last few weeks.”he snarls at me. My glare deepens. “So fucking what?! You’re not my boyfriend Vincent! We’re just friends who have sex once in a while. Nothing more, nothing less!” I yelled at him. He rolls his eyes. “I can’t believe you have the nerve to say that. You know what, don’t call me when you need someone.” He begins to walk away. I see him heading towards the door as I re-round the counter.
“Yeah, okay! That’s why your dick was small anyway!” I shout and cross my arms. He stops all movement. I stand straight and tall. He slowly turns around and I have never seen him so pissed. “What did you just say?” He asked. I glare at him harder. “You heard me.”
He slowly begins to move towards me. “No, sweetheart, I don’t think I did.” He’s now looking down at me. I step an inch closer. “I. Said. That’s. Why. Your. Dick. Is. Small.” And before I know it. I’m thrown over his shoulder and then being railed into from behind.
“Ah. Fuck Vinnie. I can’t.” I huffed as I throw my head into my pillow. “Huh? What was that, love?” My dress is up to my hips from all my squirming. He pulls my hair, forcing me to lift my head up and moan. “What did you say?” He doesn’t slow down his pace as he whispered into my ear. “Vinnie. You’re. It’s too much.” I whine. “Awe. I thought my dick was small, love?” I can’t see him but I just know he’s smirking.
“I lied! Okay! I lied. Ahh fuck! Please don’t stop.” I cry out. He lets my hair go and slows down for a moment to pull my dress off. Once I’m bare, his pace picks up. I feel him kiss down my back. “Wasn’t planning on to.” I then fell him grip my hips tighter and pounding harder. I then feel a sting of my ass. I moan as he smacks it again.
“Tell me, who does this pussy belong to?” I arch my back at his words. He smacks my ass again. “I asked you a question, dear.” “You, Vinnie! It belongs to you! All of it’s yours.” I cry as I feel my climax coming. “Good girl.” He praises me and with a few more thrusts I come. “Fuck. Gonna paint your walls so you know who you belong to.” He said through grunted teeth. I put my head into my pillow as I feel him paint my insides white.
He slowly pulls out of me and I slump down. I feel him fall beside me. He lays on his back and turns his head towards me. We both try catching our breath. “Still think my dick is too small?” He asks with a smirk and all I can do is glare at him. “Fuck you.”
“You already did sweetheart.” Vinnie laughs and I quickly move my hand down and squeeze his sensitive dick hard. “Ow!” Vinnie yaps. “Don’t say stupid shit then.” I say. “I’m sorry, love.” He moves closer to me and kisses my forehead. “You wanna take a bath together. I know you’re sore.” Vinnie laughs.
“Yeah, sure. Mr. Ima Paint Your Walls.” I mock him and this time it’s his turn to glare at me.
I have never wrote a shot as fast as this.
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New camper: Percy Jackson x reader (daughter of apollo)
A/n: thank you so much for giving this a read! This is my first time writing for the PJO universe so let me know if you like it! Requests are open! No NSFW or Smut! Enjoy
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"Good morning" Percy said tiredly, greeting his best friend Grover at the dining pavilion, taking a seat next to him.
"Morning" Grover replied, "hey did you see Annabeth on your way here? She's usually the first one here and I haven't seen her yet"
As if almost on cue she was walking towards the boys, an excited smirk painted across her face.
"Camp Half-Blood has a new camper!"
"What?!" replied Percy
"She showed up late last night, all alone. Chiron told me she had been hurt pretty badly but he took her into the infirmary and gave her some Ambrosia"
"She took it? So, she's definitely a half-blood?" Percy asked
"Yep! We should be meeting her later today" Annabeth was ecstatic, she loved new campers!
--time skip--
As the day went on there was still no sight of the new camper. Word had made its way around camp and people began to take their guesses as to who was her parent.
"I hope she's in our cabin!" A child of Aphrodite had said
"No! I bet she HAS to be in ours! Showing up without a Satyr by her side means she's a warrior"an Ares kid chimed
"As long as she's not in ours I dont care" a tired looking Hermes kid said.
It was almost dinner time when Chiron had found Percy, sparring with someone from the Ares cabin.
"Percy can I speak to you for a moment?"
"Yeah sure" he said, removing his helmet and recapping his sword.
"Im sure you've heard we've had a new camper join us."
"Yeah it's all over camp" he replied
"Ah yes. Well let's say she hasn't been thrilled to learn about her new family. Reminds me a lot of you when you first came here"
Percy thought back to his first few days at camp. He was confused, scared, angry, and very much overwhelmed.
"I was wondering if you could help ease her mind by speaking to her. You understand what she's feeling better than I can."
"And im not half horse" Percy smiled
"Yes there is that" Chiron chuckled
"Alright I want to meet her!" Percy agreed. He really did want to help, but he also knew how jealous Annabeth would be that he met her first. The two walked into the big house and there she was, staring down at her feet.
"Y/N, this is Percy, son of Poseidon. Percy this is Y/N. I'm sure you two will get long swimmingly" Chiron chuckled at his own joke, "I will give you two some privacy" with that, he left the room. Leaving the two teenagers alone.
An awkward silence filled the room, when finally Y/N broke the silence.
"Son of Poseidon, huh?" she asked
"That's me" he smiled, proud of the title he held.
"That's crazy, the gods don't exist!"
"They do exist. I know it all feels a bit insane at first but-"
"A bit?! My whole life i've had these things coming after me and I didn't understand why. I thought I was insane and seeing things, but apparently that's normal?! And my dad? The reason he's neglected me my whole life was because he was a god?! There's just no way"
"Hey, it's gonna be ok. I know how you feel. I felt like that when I first got here. All my life my dad wasn't someone I had thought about much because I had my mom, and thats all I needed. Then I find out that he's now the most important thing in my life? I had so many emotions, but if you just give this place a chance? I promise everything gets a lot less scary"
This seem to get to the girl. She started to tear up.
"Ok, i'll try." she whispered
"I'll show you around and it'll all be ok, I promise."
The two made their way around camp, Y/N was mostly silent. "The sun is so warm here, it's not like that where I'm from"
"Everything is a little bit stronger here."
"I can tell" she smiled
"So, do you have any idea who your dad might be?" Percy asked, careful not to poke at the sensitive subject.
"I think but I'm not sure. My mom used to talk about Apollo, a way she never did about other Gods"
"Ok then...then we have to find a way for him to see you! If he see's you, he'll claim you!"
"Yeah but how?"
"Gods dont claim you because they feel like it, you have to work for it" Annabeth said, inviting herself to the conversation.
"Y/N this is Annabeth, daughter of Athena"
"Hey" Y/n said
"Percy have you taken her to the archery field? Apollo kids thrive there"
"No I didn't"
"Seaweed brain c'mon!" Annabeth rolled her eyes, "Lets go" she led the two there and put a bow and arrow in Y/N's hands. The girl had fired it easily and hit the bullseye.
"Beginners luck?" y/n asked
"Go again" Chiron said, but before she could something came flying down at her, she shot it down easily.
"That could've killed us" Percy said, mouth agape, "and you shot it down with ease!" he said
"Look!" One of the campers said
Y/N was becoming engulfed in a bright light and a sun appeared over her head. She was now an official resident of cabin 7
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MATTY AS SULLY????? THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES IMAGINING THAT.
I feel like equally he would also spend a MASSIVE amount of time on making Annie an elaborate costume and then not have time to make himself one.
Also have you seen bluey?? It’s my favorite kids show and I imagine that Annie could convince him to be dad while she dresses up as either bluey or bingo 🥹 Oh gosh the brainrot is really strong rn help help help
OR OR OR what if Annie convinces both Matty AND reader to dress up with her. Perhaps Annie as piglet, Matty as tigger, and reader as Pooh?
Or! Matty as Mario, reader as princess peach, and Annie as toad 🥹 okay okay I gotta stop now
OLIVE YES!!! I LOVE YOUR LOVE FOR THIS AU!!!!
literally matty as sully and little Annie as boo. perhaps they even dress up mayhem as Mike so they have a full family costume??? PLEASE IM SOBBING TOO
as a sewer, I am now imagining matty hunched over a sewing machine at 3am and eventually giving up and hot glueing Annie's costume bc the shop bought one "wasn't nearly good enough for my little girl"
matty has severe hot glue burns all over his hands the next day, you question the number of plasters at drop off and he says "ah you'll see why on Halloween, sacrifice for the best costume!"
DONT EVEN BRING UP BLUEY OHMYGODDDDD YES. I am obsessed with bluey (depressed people who watch bluey rise), but the idea of Annie as bluey is just... everything. AND MATTY AS BANDIT??? it's PERFECT. you are literally a genius bff. she has face paint and shows up to school telling everyone how her daddy did her makeup and they're matching. maybe there's a little after-school party and annie drags matty around to all her friends to show that they're matching because she's just so excited. "look!!! I told you!! my daddy is bandit and I'm bluey!! our doggy mayhem is bingo. daddy doesn't have a wife so there's no mummy chilli yet." (she says this whilst side eyeing you)
Annie being a mastermind and setting up a group costume. yes. WINNIE THE POOH IS PERFECT. you decide to go as winnie because its an easy costume, you just wear a red top with a cute yellow skirt and some ears. Little did you know when Annie was asking what you were being, she had a plan.
"miss y/n what are you being on Halloween? my daddy can't decide our costumes. he keeps on saying 'but that's not cute enough'" you are like "okay I will tell you Annie but it is a secret, just between us? yeah?" she is BUZZING because hello she's being trusted with an adult secret??? she's basically an adult.
she finds out and sets up a little plan... asks to read her winnie the pooh book at bedtime that night and matty "has a great idea." he thinks Annie will want to be pooh, but NO, she is instant she is piglet. matty is obviously tigger because... hello?? hyperactive and just wants to talk all the time to his group of friends? that is textbook Matthew healy.
cut to halloween at school you are greeting everyone, and you look up to see them walking in, and your face just lights up. not suspecting Annie setting anything up just immediately just being over the moon. matty sees you, and he literally feels his heart squeeze and skip a beat. he just stands and stares in awe, Annie is bouncing and giggling, but he just can't believe you have a joint costume. it's like you're a real family. WAIT, NO HE CANT THINK THAT. NO. PROFESSIONAL THOUGHTS. just a fun coincidence. totally not life altering day-dream material.
ANNIE AS TOAD IS KILLING ME. but also maybe this costume for the first Halloween they're officially together.... IDKKKK 🤭
olive please literally never stop. this is MWUAH.
#thinking about this has taken over my day#how do we feel about reader being Dorothy from wizard of oz#feel like that costume is so cute matty would SWOOOOON#ask!#moots <3#teacher au!
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Leverage Ep 13
SEASON 1 FINALE BABYYYYYYY
no pregame thoughts!! only watch
Spoilers in the reactions (obviously):
OH MY GOD! i really thought i missed something or like an episode for a second bc of how this episode begins
jfc Leverage don’t scare me like that T^T
Jim Sterling >:((((((
THEY HAVE THE HEIST MUSIC LETS GOOOOOOOO
Parker my beloved 😍
the build up has me so exited
ELIOT MY BELOVED 😍😍
HARDINSON MY BELOVED 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
lmao Nate doing the chair turn-around cliche • love him
he sounds very drunk tho 🥺 concerned 🫠
“I got out of sales.” “Oh, so what are you in now?” “Theft.” Love you Nate <3333
Hardinson 🥰
Nate should punch this Ian Blackpoole guy, as a treat
Punch him! Punch him! Punch him!
Oh? 👀 Parker and Sophie are both surprised to find each other 👀 was this heist actually heists plural??? 👀👀👀👀
OH MY GAWD IS IT??? IS IT HEISTS PLURAL????
And they just let Nate leave??? 😂😂😂 he told y’all, to your face, that he will rob you and you let him leave????
IT’S HEISTS PLURAL!!!!
Eliot and Alec sitting in an elevator: K I S S I N G 😙😙😙😙😙
lmao did Alec buy a fucking mansion???
Noooooooo the crew is mad at each other 🥺🥺🥺🥺 stop that. it was an episode ago, sure, but still
Nate: “Why are you guys even here >:(“
Everybody: “they insulted us! and I have a reputation to uphold!”
Everybody and what they don’t say: “bc we care, okay!”
Alec wants to talk 🥺 but Parker is avoiding it (on purpose or oblivious…idk)
Nate can be so stuck up sometimes 🙄 love him tho
“You want…Eliot to…feel out my wife??” Words I didn’t think Nate would say
“Ex, Nate. Ex-wife” Sophie 😂😂😂
Sterling’s fucking reaction to the museum security 😂😂😂😄
Maggie!!!!!
NATE 😂😂😂
ELIOT 😂😂😂😂😂
THEY ARE IN THE VAN 💀💀💀
Nate getting fucking ROASTED
NOT EVEN IN BED 💀💀💀
NOT THE GIFT BUTTON CAMERA 🫢
Is he gonna tell her 👀
OHHHHH WILL HE SHARE 👀👀👀👀
OMG HE IS
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
HE TOLD HER
YES MAGGIE!!! TELL HIM
oh 🥺
Oh no we’re getting a flashback
ow 🤧
awwwwwww 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
AH FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOO
SHIT
THEY KNOW ABOUT MAGGIE
omg they included her in the planning
PARKER 💀💀💀 WHY
“That is confidential” girlie, these are crooks
Parker I love you 🥰
Lmaooooooo poor Nate (doesn’t feel bad for him at all)
Ah fuck they know!!! Sterling could you stop being a stalker and let the heist continue in peace >:(
Oh that poor museum guy 😅 he’s having the worst day
“Everybody knows it’s a fungus” MAGGIE I LOVE YOU
Sophie wants to reconcile with Eliot 🥺 oh wait no, everyone, she doing this with everyone
Oh she’s trying 🥺 she’s bad at it tho. very bad
Fucking spike of stress at Sterling’s appearance 😭 why can’t he just not do his job >:(((
You’re fine, Maggie. I think. I hope. I don’t know
I wanna punch Blackpoole so bad
ELIOT JUMPSCARE
I CHOKED ON MY PASTA
AND THEY DONT SEE HER
IS STERLING JUST PRETENDING TO BE BLIND (nope, he just didn’t see them, wow)
this poor museum guy 😂
we’re fine!!! we’re good!!!! (She is not fine)
YESSSSS
HEISTING IS A GOOOOOOO
WE HAVE A TIMER????
Thank you public panic
EVERYBODY HAS A STATUE
oh this is so funny
Sterling you’re behind now!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
did they plan for lockdown? 👀 THEY DID 🔥🔥🔥
Sterling, do not threaten Maggie 😡😡😡😡
“I’m the bait” YEEEEEE
THEY STOLE THE PAINTINGS INSTEAD YES
YESSSSSSSSSSS
OH SHIT! STRESSED
GET FUCKED IAN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YEAH STERLING SWITCH IT UP
Nate turning the lines on Ian 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
AND HE GOT PUNCHED
FUCKING FINALLY 🥳🥳🥳
omfg, THE FUCKING CUSHIONS???
My Nate/Sophie is in conflict with Nate/Maggie
Only solution: Nate/Sophie/Maggie
They’re doing the circle thing
But it’s sad😭
Please don’t separate them!!!! NO SEPARATION
“Let’s see how hard you look” NOOOOOOO PARKER DONT SAY THAT 🥲 NO SEPARATE!!! NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE
you know, it hurts more because Hardinson would look for her T^T he would always try and find her while Parker finds new ways to hide and blend in
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONT BREAK THE CIRCLE
COME BACK
BACK I SAY
Y’all listen to the tv score and turn around—
WHAT???? THATS IT????
NO!! NO IT IS NOT
THAT IS NOT THE END OF SEASON ONE WHAT THE FUCK
General thoughts:
Uh, so, what the fuck 🫠 I am so sorry to everyone who watched this show live that cliffhanger is just….so evil.
Actually so happy to see Maggie get included with the crew, and it was nice to see that things weren’t just thrown under the rug from the last episode. Like on one hand, I am sympathetic towards Sophie, but on the other, her con put the team in a lot of danger. Danger they did not agree to because their heists are never really on the safe side. So it was fun to see that “yeah, I don’t know if I can trust you like I could before.”
ESPECIALLY WITH ELIOT!!! He actually admitted that he was feeling at home with the team and getting comfortable and letting his walks down 🥺 so it makes so much sense that he’s not ready to forgive Sophie for breaking that (also, Eliot I swear, we need more episodes focused on you because WHO FUCKING ARE YOU??? Nothing is explained fully, you’re like a jack of all trades, the tank of the team, you have a very tough exterior and I just— I wanna knooooooooooow 😖)
Hardinson and Parker were so fucking cute 🥰 and I love how their relationship is building but also felt really worried because Hardinson really wants to talk to Parker about where they stand, but she’s being very avoidant about it T^T and then!!! she fucking says “Let’s see how hard you look,” WITH A FUCKING SMILE GIRLIE NO!!! DONT PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THAT 🫠
ough 🤧 how is this the end of the season……on to season 2 I guess
#not today tho i need to process this#fluffy watches#fluffy reacts#idk which i tagged before#leverage
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ommmmmmmmg queen 🫶 hoping obviously that you’re okay
just wanted to tell you that your imagine with jamie being a dad is amazing and so cutieeeee
we definitely neeeeeeeds more more of daddy jamie imagines from you !!!! i dont know how you write so great it’s actually insane and amazing 🤩 just wanted to tell you that because you deserve an applause
just saw what jamie posts on twitter about him being sober maybe you could write something with his sobering being encouraged by his children and him talking about that on an interview
or like you could do one where he responds to 75 questions from vogue in his house while he holds one of his twins who fell asleep in his arm ( i just saw cardi b one when she’s holding kulture and it was hella cute that’s why i was inspired ) and his house with reader is just so bohemian and colourful and there are so many toys ! we love a messy organized/clean house not like those celebrity museum 😭
thank u take care of yourself and your happiness
Hi my love!! This was so sweet omg!! I absolutely loved the idea of the vogue questions because I love watching them!! I had a perfect vision of what it would be like, I hope you like it, love! <33
73 Questions with Jamie Campbell Bower
warnings: none!
note: this was so cute i loved writing this!! and i'll 100% be giving you all more dad jamie content!! <3
Knock! Knock! Knock!
“Jamie Campbell Bower,”
“Hello! I’ve just got this one to sleep, I do apologise!” Says Jamie, motioning to the infant who was asleep on his shoulder.
“Ah! Is that Charlie?”
“Yes it is, come in! Sorry about the mess, me and y/n have just been so busy. We’ve just got back from a trip to France and the twins have had so much energy it’s unreal!” Jamie says, trying his best to keep his voice down.
“Well I’m here to ask you 73 questions, should we get started?”
“Yes, let’s do this!” Jamie grins.
If the camera was to show the entire living room, everyone would’ve seen piles of toys and boxes and paper and pencils everywhere! It was very clear that there were children living here, it made Jamie feel a bit embarrassed for not having tidied up before, but his plan was just to stay in one corner of this room and then move to the kitchen.
The room was open, and other than all the toys, it was beautifully decorated. There were hanging plants, a couple paintings hanging on the wall and some framed photos on top of the fireplace which appeared to be hidden. The khaki sofa had cushions scattered over it and fairy lights hung up on the wall above it, and a little mark which made it look like one of the kids had drawn on the wall.
“So your house looks amazing! How do you work around it looking stylish and still child-friendly?”
“Uhh… We don’t!” Jamie laughed, “the twins have sort of taken over, we’ve somehow replaced our cactus with a dollhouse and we’ve hid the fireplace with the sofa!”
“Well, it still looks astonishing! How’s fatherhood been treating you?”
“It’s great, honestly. I learn new things everyday, it’s made me learn more about myself as a person and I’ve become a lot more grateful towards my parents.”
“What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learned from having children?”
“The biggest lesson I’ve learnt… is to expect the unexpected!”
“What’s the most unexpected thing that has happened with the twins?”
“I can’t think of one from the top of my head! There’s been so many, but y’know, they’ve all been good things! Nothing terrible!” Jamie said with a smile, sitting down on the sofa, Charlie still asleep as he laid him down.
“What’s the most underrated part of parenthood?”
“Umm, I’d say the most underrated part of parenthood… is that you always have someone to play with, or hangout with. I’m never lonely anymore!”
As another question was being asked, Belle came running in from the kitchen, she reached her arms out for Jamie to pick her up so she could sit next to him.
“And this is Belle?”
“Yes, this is! Belle, do you want to say hello?”
“Hello!” The child babbles, before becoming shy and hiding her face in Jamie’s arm.
“Darling, why don’t we go and find mummy? I’ve got something really important to do, I promise I’ll play after, okay?”
She nods her head, Jamie apologises to the camera and he carries his daughter out to the garden, where y/n was hanging laundry out.
“Okay," Jamie sighs as he sits back down, "should we start over?”
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Art Teacher! Reader x Math Teacher! Sanemi Shinazugawa
Part one^
Chapter 2: Meddling Asses
Reader is black female
Modern AU!
Tw: Meddling Tengen and Kyojuro (unwilling, but not), confused Sanemi, Disapproving Obanai.
You started your day, students pouring in and settling in, looking at you with bright eyes... Well except the kid with the boar head... You couldn't really tell... But you let them introduce themselves one by one. After quickly jotting down their names, you started the lesson. Writing the assignment on the board and then turning to them. It was simple... So how in the hell did it turn into this match of crayons, markers and paint bottles being thrown?
Ah, Inosuke, the boar head child, threw something at another student, who retaliated right away, by throwing a book. Tanjiro, was trying to calm his rowdy friend, and Genya, the younger brother of the angry Math teacher, was holding the other student in a headlock. You called the office and waited for back up, as the other children kept doing the assignment given.
"Lemme go! He started it!"
Luckily, Genya wasn't holding the angry student too tight. You let out a breath as the boy continued to struggle and yell.
"Hide, dear calm down... It'll get straightened out in a minute here..."
You tried to keep both students calm. It worked on Inosuke, who was quietly sitting staring (at least you think) at you. While you couldn't coax him to take the boar's head off, he did calm down with you and Tanjiro. And currently he was just staring...
"Miss (L/N)... I'll hold him until-"
The door slammed open and Sanemi stalked in. He was already yelling.
"Why in the FUCK do I have to stop my lesson, to come next door and find this shit goin on?! This is why the last teacher quit! Why-"
You pulled at his collar, when he whipped around you flinched. Which made him stop yelling at least. But he still wore that intense look in his face.
"What?"
"Can I speak to you outside?"
He gave the class a look, which made all of them look back at their books, continuing with the class work. Leading Sanemi outside the door, and then shutting the door, you turned to him, crossing your arms.
"Is it really necessary to yell like that?"
You cared for these kids, and you understood the other teachers had their own way of showing it, but this... Sanemi yelling at them didn't say that he cared about them. He stared down at you.
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Is she-? What's with that look?
Sanemi looked at you, staring flabbergasted at your boldness. He drew a blank, especially when you crossed your arms at him. Like a disappointed mother.
"Well?"
You cocked an eyebrow at him. He would have done the same but he didn't have any himself. So he just cocked his head at you.
"Yes. It is necessary, the little bastards dont-"
"Dont talk about them like that! Their just children! How can you talk about them like that!?"
He watched your body language, your arm twitched. You wanted to hit him, that made him smile a bit. None of the other teachers ever tried to challenge him.
Interesting.
"Look. You teach differently than I do."
Lowing his voice to a whisper, Sanemi eyed you. It was something he always had done. At first he figured you were too timid to say much.
"And I yell because I do care. These kids won't really listen. I'm sure they listen to you and your..."
He couldn't place it, but he gave a little swirl with his index finger, aiming it at the, now quiet, classroom behind you.
"The Principle, so kindly interrupted my lesson, and asked me to come and calm them down. It happens often."
He growled at you and gave a glare. Now normally it makes people back off and cower. Sanemi knew how he looked, and his own personality. You just blinked at him and gave him a look up and down.
"Despite that, I appreciate you coming in. Mr. Shinazugawa. But when the children are in my classroom, I'd like you to not yell at them."
Sanemi backed off, nodding, putting his hands up.
"Very well, Miss (L/N). I won't yell at them, when their in your classroom."
After regarding you with another look, he turned and walked back to his classroom. Continuing to teach, Sanemi finally sat down and began to grade papers.
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Opening the door, Tengen strolled in. Earning a displeased grunt from Sanemi.
"What do you want Uzui."
He glared at the man. Flashy idiot. With narrowed eyes, he really didn't have the time to deal with Tengen or his-
Thankfully Obanai was sitting next to Sanemi. Unfortunately, Kyojuro strolled in right after Tengen did. That made Sanemi slouch more. The pair of them always were trying to drag him along to either gay clubs or blind dates (that they ditched him on... He had to walk home.) Looking back at his papers, he tried to ignore whatever garbage Tengen was saying... Kyojuro just stood there... As he always does. Oh! The occasional nod and stupid look.
"Go away. Don't you have some music to... Whatever with?"
Thank the gods for Obanai. Sanemi gave the zoology/Japanese teacher a grateful look.
"Shut it, lizard man. I'm talking to Shinazugawa."
Obanai gave Kaburamaru a look. The companion hissed at the music teacher, displeased with being called a 'lizard'. Sanemi knew Tengen did that just to piss Obanai off. Time to say something before a fight broke out.
"Look. I'm not interested in whatever your saying. I dont care for whatever plan to go out your talking about. Go. Awa-"
"You weren't listening. I'm not talking about going out. At least not on a blind date or another club!"
Tengen slammed down his hands on the desk, clearly excited. Sanemi leaned back and crossed his arms. Slowly blinking, for once he gave Tengen his full attention. Not interested in what the man had to say, but deciding whether or not to take a swing at Uzui...
"Look I think she likes you. You should talk to her more!"
Oh no. No. No. No. No. HEEELL NO. This shit wasn't happening. Another teacher? No. Too many problems. Waving his hands Sanemi, stood up.
"Im not doing that. You-"
"JUST TRY!"
"NO!"
Now the urge to swing was really eating at him, Uzui was really pissing Sanemi off. It was almost a weekly thing, with this romance shit. It was annoying. Kyojuro raised his hand, smiling that same brainless smile.
"I think it could work. To be honest, I didn't think the other stuff worked."
Tengen opened his mouth to speak, Kyojuro waved him off.
"I never agreed to setting him up. I just never argued with you, I was happy to go along with your plans, Tengen, but the fact of the matter is, Shinazugawa, is very scary. Miss (L/N) didn't falter when meeting him."
Kyojuro waved a hand at Sanemi, who was fuming, but calming down. It... it made sense. She really was one of the few people that didn't turn away from him... Nor did she back down when he tried to scare her... Sanemi sat slowly down... Bug eyes was right... Obanai raised an eyebrow, looking at his friend, like Sanemi had lost his everlasting mind.
"Your not actually considering this?"
Sanemi, gave his friend a look. For once it was a bit confused. Obani widened his eyes, looking from Rengoku, then Uzui.
"You think its worth a try? Are you even attracted-"
Sanmei put his hand on Obanai's mouth. Then nodded, and started to work again. Tengen gave Obanai a victorious look, smiling like a Cheshire cat. Kyojuro on the other hand was happy to help... Or at least give his astute observation on the situation. Tengen left, but not before patting Sanemi on the back. Luckily he knew not to rub this in the frowning man's face.
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Obanai stood next to Sanemi's car. Both men with their arms crossed and looking at the ground.
"Your going to do this?"
Sanemi nodded. Not really able to say why. But Obanai wasn't going to let him just do this. Not after the other times, Tengen and Kyojuro both, had failed.
"I think. It's an alright idea."
Sanemi swallowed hard at that statement. Obanai frowned more, narrowing his eyes. Kaburamaru only flicked his tounge. Finally Sanemi looked at Obanai,
"What do you think?"
Obanai was in a relationship of his own. With another teacher... Mitsuri Kanroji. The students knew, and so did the other teachers. From his experience, they were all pretty respectful of the relationship... He looked away from his friends gaze.
"Why do you look scared?"
Sanemi looked back at the ground,
"What if she runs? Or"
"You're scared of running her off? That would have happened when she saw your face."
Sanemi let out a little laugh, and pushed off the side off his car, pacing around a little bit.
"What do you have to lose? She seems nice enough. I wouldn't worry-"
Obanai was just trying to calm his friends nerves. But he supposed that when the panic started... Or perhaps it was earlier, after Tengen and Kyojuro left the office.
"Im worried about her, this stupid shit always seems to happen! Why?! No clue! Don't worry?! I WORRY ALL THE DAMN TIME!"
Obanai watched his friend yell and stomp around. Sanemi was cursing Kyojuro's observational skills, Tengen's meddling, and the whole situation.
"Let me ask you this, and then I'll stop, but are you attracted to her? Or is there any interest? The others really didn't appeal to you, nor did they give you much of a chance. But with her do you think, she'll give you that one chance?"
That made Sanemi stop, and look at Obanai.
Chapter 2 yay! It done!
Thanks again for reading!
Chapter 3^
#kny fanfic#sanemi x reader#kyojuro rengoku#kyojuro tries to help#uzui tengen#tengen is a horrible wingman#sanemi shinazugawa#sanemi x black reader#kny obanai#obanai iguro
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Chapter 5: Vault 87
-Part 1
They walked and walked untill they reached the entrance of the vault, it was suprisingly in a very good condision, the Vault had a gigant painted number 87 and a big metal door that was closed shut, on its left was a pad that had a face id option also key and keycard openings. Luckily Michael took the keycard from the bunker that he was in and used it to get in, the keycard worked and the door opened to a elevator shaft, Michael and Volt both came in and the door closed shut, the lights of the elevator where dim but the elevator still worked.
-i feel something off about you- Volt said -your heartbeat became faster, are you doing alright -well... I have slight claustrophobia -after Volt haerd that, he got closer to Michael, conforting him made his heartbeat slow down again -thanks Volt.. -its alright, everyone needs confort - the elevator stopped and the door slowly slide open into a pretty demolished server room, the servers where still functional but some of them where disconected or entirely shut down, from the rubble they both made out something, something big.
-Volt, what is this?- before Volt could say anything the gigant worm spoke first -hello there! I havent expected anyone coming today, please excuse me for a second, then ill help you- the worm gone back to its job of fixing bugs and conecting servers -Michael, its nothing to fear, its a Fixer, they fix stuff and help people in Vaults- the Fixer finished what it started and got closer to Michael and Volt - Welcome human, what do you desire to know? -well.. we are looking for a city to stay in, we were stranded in the middle of no where -a city you say? Do you come from a bunker by any chance? -why are you asking? -i can not recognise you, like that i would get an ID tag of you but you dont seam to have one -can i get one -of course! Just tell me from witch bunker you come from -bunker 05 -intresting... Do you know that bunker 05 is the first ever bunker to be shut down? -what do you mean shut down? -no human contact came from there when the bunkers door closed, pretty sad in my pointless opinion - the worm startes to search the walls of USB's, it then spots one and pulls it out of the wall - please follow me - they follow the fixer into a room that has a big empty metal table, once the Fixer plugs the USB into the table it lights up, displaing every possible city there is -my best recomendation is this city over hire - worm zooms into a pretty big city, that city is surounded by a wall, inside the city there are fields of wheat and other vegetablez, there is also a river thats conected to it, -this city has a high social rank and suprisingly low crime rate
- and how can we get there -firstly youll need to get accepted by the maintainor of this city, would you like me to send an apruval form? -yeah go ahead, i also have a question -go ahed -will they know that im from a bunker -of course they will know, to your information, none of the sent information of yourse will be reaveled to the public - thats good to hear -you can wait over there - points to a couth -wail the form is ither accepted or denyed, then we can try again - then the worm disapears into the darkness. Volt and Michael sit on the couth waithing for respond, if there even gonna be one, yet another time Volt detects faster heartbeat.
-Michael? -yeah? -why are you woried about your information -you see, people from outside are diffrent, i still dont know if its in a bad or good way -im sure that they will be good -you think? Youve spent all your life in a mine with agresive humans, you really think they can change -it was in a bunker michael, the outside is much better then rotting down there -yeah your right
The worm returned -Mr. Michael? -yes? -youve been accepted to the city, congratulations! -thats great news! But before i go can i ask some questions? -sure -why is this place soo... Destroyed -some humans just think that they own everything, this is a aftermath of one of them, but to your information they are delt with -in what way -they where closed in a bunker forever -i guess its fair, anyway can i get my dog in the city too? -well yeah, if you say that your an owner of this mech no one can take it away from you -and one more, how do we get there? -the city is west from hire, your best way is togo to the Abyssas trail and pass there, it faster and youll save up a lot of time -ok thats all my questions, thank you for your time -my plesure, oh one more thing, this vault will be closed for two years because of damages, make sure that if someone wants to go hire tell them its on shutdown -alright bye! -goodbye, Michael! - as the worm said that the elevator door closed, they slowly went up and up untill they reached the ground floor
The elevator opened to a cloudy night sky -why is it so dark -... -Volt? -we.. WE NEED TO HIDE - Volt and Michael quickly ran in to a hole in the ground they sat there and listened, they heard a yell, not a human one but deformed mechanical one, then they saw it, a gigant raptor like mech chaseing something, the creature was no mach for it so its gets brutaly murdered from afar -Volt, what is that thing -its a Vault Runner, they protect vaults when its night time from any unwanted things, this one sames to be new -i guess we need to wait out the night hire
Michael then pulls out a sleeping bag thats in a shape of a catapilar, he crawls into it and tryes to fall asleep to no succes -you cant sleep, you know that? -im trying to enjoy it, maybe soon ill fall asleep -who knows the bunker changes people to be active 24/7, soon your surely fall asleep - then they both stared into the night sky, then closed theier eyes to wait the night out.
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is Aggie like a mobile app or do you just doodle on the website on your phone
aren't you like afraid to lose your data because of tabbing out of your browser for a second
Aggie is a website, where i doodle more polished stuff compared to PENUP ! I used to use PENUP but it doesnt even have a stabilizer lol, and Ibis Paint never worked for me soo,
Your drawings doesnt get lose that easily, actually! For example, tabbing to another thing or straight up closing my Internet app never really lost my data! However, i do heavily suggest you open an account for it first. From what i understand, Aggie seems to save your work automatically the moment you stop drawing.
But, did i encountered some data loss at all? AH YES. YEP.
Aggie likes to glitch sometimes. Rarely, when i go back to my drawings the save system seems to not work on my recent doodles. So i sometimes saw that my work i completed is a bit back to being unfinished, only missing small stuff tho.
Aggie experience HEAVILY depends on your INTERNET. If your internet is great, strong signal, no pings, then your experience would be great! (There were some cases where aggie somehow disconnects EVEN if i had great internet, no idea why. But your overall experience should be fine with a good internet!)
If you have bad internet, low signal and sone pings, pray.
One thing i dont like about aggie is it usually DOESNT TELL YOU IF YOU ARE DISCONNECTED. When something goes wrong with the connection, our bro aggie doesnt even tell you usually and because of that you think there isnt no issue and continue drawing. Thankfully, aggie doesnt stay too long disconnected. Only for like 3-5 seconds i suppose. After several seconds, aggie suddenly stops and that horrific "Connecting..." message pops up in the top right.
I see that message in my nightmares.
When you encounter that "Connecting..." message, first of all, ANYTHING you draw in lets say 10 seconds recently probably has been completely fucked. If you are lucky, aggie immeditely tells you the message and disconnects you so you dont lose big stuff. But mostly, when it comes to ping or lagging, aggie struggles to tell you. Bro is shy and waits several seconds to tell me "um you are actually disxonnected something is wromg with th internet im so sorry im gonna reconnect you ok??? Oh and everything you drew in last 5 to 10 seconds are gone probably. Am so sorry"
You lose your data because you draw when aggie isnt even connected. And the problem is, like i said, aggie has some trouble to tell it.
The last type of error i witnessed is just straight up corrupted data.
Oh god.
I dont know why and how, but RARELY, your drawings suddenly gets fucked up. Like it looks like you accidently tapped on the screen and i dunno?? Here is an example;
Everything is What the fuck
finee :3 just happened
This can happen either in your very own eyes, or when you are away and open aggie again. Now this glitch thing is pretty rare i experienced it only few, but its so annoying because you cant even get rid of it simply by pressing the "undo" button. It does not delete it that way and you have to delete whats wrong manually.
On some cases, some pieces of your work even may get erasee in this glitch aswell. Its like your cat smashed your drawing tablet or something, just completely random stuff happens and you cant even undo your way out of that one bruh.
..what was i talking about?
OH YEA
Aggie is a website :>
Data loss only happens if your internet bad, and sometimes, rarely, with strange glitches
Also important to note that the point of aggie.io is to draw with friends, aggie itself is not an professional drawing service i think. Its still neat tho!
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hihiihhuiiiii hello I’ve been wondering if I’m autistic since mid august and I wake up solely to consume knowledge about autism and I think that in itself is a sign because I believe this is a hyperfixation and I looooove psychology sm I’d consider it a special interest. I’m just rambling sorry- onto the list!!! 🤭
• SPECIAL INTERESTS: I absolutely have special interests specifically in psychology, ANY form of art (drawing, painting, movies, music, ETC.), nature, animals, and colors I guess?? That’s a new one but they’ve always fascinated me.
• sensory issues: ah yes, throwing a fit and crying because my church dress was too itchy. “It’s made of cotton???” I DONT CARE MOTHER, THE STITCHES ARE P A I N F U L. Strong smells and tastes/textures immediately overwhelm me, like head aches, gagging, flappy hands, body wiggle, sometimes crying. I seem to hear things that other people don’t ahahahhahahaha- I literally hate that blazing ball in the sky that we call the sun 👹 some days it’s burning my eye balls the next it’s not bright enough idk it’s weird
• echoing: I’m literally a human mocking bird. If you said something a certain way or someone on TV did then I am going to repeat it. It’s an uncontrollable action 💀
• stimming: I can and will break into song at any given moment, mostly physically but mentally if I have to (like in class). I will shake my leg, rock back & forth, chew the inside of my cheeks, flap my hands, aggressively wiggle my body, kick, compliment people or things if I feel like it. Bouncing and spinning too <33
• hyperfixations: I’ve had like a billion of these and they vary with how long they last. Could be hours, days, weeks, months, and years if I’m lucky. I will consume every thing I can about it and sacrifice my sleep for it. I love buying merchandise like FUNKO POPS!!!!!!!!! I only have one but I’m trying to expand my collection.
• social interactions: ARE FUCKING EXHAUSTING. When I first learned what masking was I had an identity crisis realizing that I have no real sense of self because I’m just MIRRORING PEOPLE. ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! I’ve always felt like everyone was better at socializing, and that I “missed that class” as if it really is a class. In elementary school it was awful, I was so obsessed with mine and other people’s behavior, and I was very sensitive and judgmental. I started doing that because when I tried to be myself I got bad reactions, so masking was kinda like a safety blanket, a very unhealthy and depressing safety blanket. However, thanks to the internet and probably a cartoon, I realized it’s better be myself so I started doing that…but only with people I’m close with. Which is two people (not including family members), another autistic person and the “quiet kid”. I still mimic other people, but now I’m just very passive and quiet to hopefully avoid social interaction as much as I can.
• eye contact: I can maintain it…I guess. When I think about doing it, it’s either very excessive or just “yikes eye contact im gonna look at their hands, the wall, or literally anything but their eyes” ahahahwhhsha
• social rules: I’ve never really understood these but I thought I would get in trouble or something if I didn’t do them.
• development stuff: according to my mother, I hit all of my milestones on time but I was a very quiet baby and I knew how to self soothe since birth, idk if that has anything to with autism but yeah. I sucked my thumb and used sippy cups until I was like 8-9. Apparently I was the only one that liked Frozen after age 7. Anyways
• rules: I was a snitch in elementary and people did NOT like that. I told my mom about it and she explained to me that “there’s just some things you don’t tell on people for” and it stuck with me for the rest of my life. Now that I’m a teenager I have trouble accepting that I can’t be in control of my own life 👹 I lie a lot with is normally not on autistic trait but I do it out of fear of punishment…pretty sure that’s normal.
• executive functioning: my executive functioning skills are such ass that I literally can’t function EXCEPT ORGANIZATION. I LOOOOOVEEEEE organizing and will GLADLY take time out of my day to organize things. When my mom is waiting in line for groceries, I’m happily sorting out the candy and making sure it looks nice and goes where it belongs. Ironically, my room usually ends up as an absolute mess but I like cleaning it.
• I don’t always understand sarcasm, it has to be a phrase I’m used to or said with an extremely obvious tone otherwise I won’t get it…I think.
• repetitive noises make my want to tear my brain in half…LOL!!
• I remember when I finally started being myself and suddenly I was “too much” for everyone. I had low empathy, no filter, very blunt, and SOOOOO much stimming.
OKAY I think im done, I’ll lost more about it later.
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Meet Opal Temperance Ilex!
AKA: Ottie! (she/they/he)
This bulky fae stands at 5’8 & travels the gorgeous lands working as an artist & painting murals for various different folks. They’re originally from Robaire’s kingdom but havent been properly settled in a home for more then a year or two since she was a younger teen. She sports some rather dirty & scuffed black boots, a paint-covered set of overalls, a long sleeved black shirt, and an assortment of leather & metal bracelets.
And- despite the experience you think they’d get from their travels- Ottie is actually rather awkward & bad at communicating. They’re a tad clumsy (very clumsy) and lacking grace, but they’re kind & they try their best not to let their mistakes get them down! What he lacks in confidence, he makes up for in kindness & determination!
Ottie has no love, but they hope to find a sweet fae to share their heart with one day. They just know their sweetheart is out there somewhere!
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“What do you mean you wanted the portrait to have open wings?… ah- okay- dont worry! Its an easy fix! Gimmie just a few hours and i’ll have ‘er all fixed up!”
my, my, my ... what an unexpected yet extremely welcomed guest we have – come now, opal darling , the innkeeper has asked for your presence.
there you were, in the innkeepers quarters – with the innkeeper herself infront of you. she smiled, poured you & herself a bottle of red wine, and pursed her lips. she gave into the silence, giving you time to fully take in her image.
she was quite pale, her eyes a pretty shade of violet and wings a snow white – if you were to guess which court she came from, you'd have guessed the winter court...
if it weren't for the horns that stood atop her head proudly.
" you may be wondering exactly what I am now, aren't you little faerie ? a lady with the wings of a fae and the horns of a devil. truly a sight for sore eyes I am, am I not ?" she asked, her eyes holding an arrogant glint.
"I usually do not show my horns around here, but you caught me off guard – surprisingly, so lo and behold ! a living dark fey. "
a dark fey.
it's been so long since they've last been seen, because the last time they've been seen was -
was during the war with them and humans.
humans pulled iron from the earth, made their swords and shields with it - drove the dark fey underground, but the bullets that pierced through their wings as they flew through the skies one last time - that is what finished them.
the innkeeper grinned.
atleast that's what everyone thought.
they were not "seelie" nor were they "unseelie", they were simply dark fey. more powerful than any hornless bird like the fae could be.
perhaps, right after the age of fae — right after this age, the dark fey will rise again.
as the dark fey are recovering. they are multiplying. they are growing more and more powerful.
"what's got you so distracted, darling?" the innkeeper pulled you from your thoughts.
" eh, must not be anything important – let me get to the point..." she murmured, surprisingly relaxed. she tilted her head, looking at you through hooded eyes.
"you are the fae who works as an artist, yes? come, you should not stand - i cannot have a guest be tired in my presence. sit, sit. tell me of your travels, tell me of your art, tell me everything."
WAAAAAA OTTIE IS SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH [ HOLD OTTIE GENTLE ] OTTIE THE ARTIST IM SUCBA. SUCKER FOR HIM HE SEEMS LIKE A WELL WRITTEN CHARACTER SHES PRETTY COOL
also say hello to the innkeeper <3
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I was busy after reading and only got the chance to send you an ask about it now 😔
Hahaha I started annotating Star Lost, it's fun!! But anyway, the lion plushie :(( Hyunjin won it for Hana just for her to throw it away. I got so mad reading her convo with y/n, especially after finding out that y/n has been trying to win one for most her life! She really wanted one and her 'bestie' just threw it bcs of the missing eye.
I don't like Hana that much in terms of her relationship with Hyunjin and that's not because I want Hyun and y/n together. I just don't think she's actually into him and she's just holding on to the thought that, 'oh! The universe must want us together!!', it makes me so sad but then again I don't know if Hyunjin is into her. Hana as y/n's friend is fine though! She's funny and sweet, just a little competitive 🤕
I'm glad it wasn't that awkward between Seungmin and y/n hahaha, plus I think their relationship will continue to grow outside of work! Will Seungmin's role be very important?? I can't tell so far 😭 nonetheless, I like his role a lot and him.
The way y/n just flipped herself the other way when Hana was leaning towards Hyunjin 🧍🏻♀️ it's giving me Only Fools. Also Hyunjin admiring the sky? That must look so ethereal tbh and then their eyes meeting VDJABSJSJS pls 🙇♀️ then him just holding his gaze on her?! Excuse me, sir, let the girl breathe!! 😭
I gasp when she rejected the offer, I kept telling her – my screen– to take it back. Itz embarrahseing 🔫 AH okay but when Hana called her asking if she hates Hyun hehe babes, believe us she definitely does not.
y/n's a very sentimental person, and that makes me melt 🥺 she keeps things in her box to remind her of certain memories, good or bad, and I definitely agree that if Hana actually does like Hyunjin, why would she throw away the plushie he gave her on their first date ???
Felix. Lee Felix HAHAHA plss when he puts it that way, it is hilarious. Oh but their dynamics!!! Soulmates <33 i love it. Him noticing that detail about y/n and remembering the first time he knew 🥺 aaaa Felix Lee you make my heart swell.
y/n and Hyun having the same abomination of a drink AAAA I remember from the first chapter was it?? It was also mentioned! Cuties but then the rejection afterwards HSBXHSBSJ CRYING HAHAHA
I wonder if Felix observed y/n's behavior around Hyun or anything different about the way she acted around him maybe? Or how she looked at him 👀
Then the sad...sad, verryyy sad days of y/n trying to catch Hyun for a talk :// OH BUT OUR BOY WOOYOUNG MAKIN AN APPEARANCE !!! also, Hyun swooping in the last minute.
Let me tell you how bad I had to take a break when I read that Hyunjin noticed her when she walked in as she adored the place 🤜😩
y/n is so cute 😭😭 so so cute !! I think Hyunjin fell in love the moment he found out she actually wanted to get to know him haha like until they reached the panicky Seungmin.
Wait I forgot to add the part where Hana literally turned down the idea of sitting on Hyun's lap as he paints?!?!? I'm punching the wall rn.
You're so good a writing istg, I aspire to be you hahaha aaaa m so excited of the next chapter.
They're gonna be alone 🕺🕺
Is this ask too long?? Hahaha im sorryy
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hii lovely. dont apologize, im so happy you sent this! this is what i look forward to after writing each part, hearing your thoughts. 💭
you annotate star lost??? let me kiss you 😚 exactly :( hana did not appreciate the gesture, and its more sad because we know yns thoughts about it. and you’re right ! hana definitely feels that she’s meant to be with hyunjin, which may be more reason than the fact that she likes hyunjin in itself.
seungmin will be a part of the story, so look forward to it 🥺 please yes !!! eyes meeting. so romantic, without anything. eye contact is so fucking sexy, especially unintended😭😭😭
yes wooyoung !! im glad you liked his appearance hahahaha. thank u for finding yn cute 🥺😕💕 i love her too, and i love writing her. she can be all over the place sometimes but shes so cute.
they are gonna be alone 😚😚😚 thank you my love. its never too long dont worry :) it motivates me more than you can imagine
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The Real Story
Cw: DC cannon violence, mentions of sexism. cassandra is a teen and she gets a gun at some point but its just a quick scene. Lmk if I missed anything
Summary: I rewrite birds of prey to fit my s/I. This is an idea that my friend tex gave me.
->Only mutuals allowed to reblog.
♡lovely taglist: @sugar-and-pearls @malewifehenrycooldown @mercuryships
Now, we've all heard my story in my own movie (yay!) But im a little bummed out that the writers skipped a big person in my story
i mean seriously! She was right there with me, how didnt they realize there was someone they forgot?!
anyway. After I blew up that chemical factory, I got the wonderfull news that my friend Rick Flag was alive! So I did what anyone would do and took a taxi to his house
it was more colorful than I remember, now the garden had flowers and a few fruit trees
the mailbox had sunflowers painted all over it, and on the side it read "Flag & Sunblaze". Weird...
_i knocked on the door and Rick opened it. I was overjoyed!_
--Rick!-- Harley exclaimed hugging her friend tight, still under the effects of the alcohol.
--Harley! Good to see you-- Rick replied with a smile, pulling away from the hug a little-- come in, there's Someone I'd like you to meet
She steps inside and looks around-- I remember this place being a little emptier than it is now...-- her eyes scan over a particular mural.
Now. I wasnt expecting the sheer size of the painting! It covered the whole wall! I could tell one of the people in it was Rick...but the other...?
--Harley, This is jerico-- Rick said snapping her out of her trance-- my girlfriend
Harley Turned around to face her friend and his companion.
girlfriend?! Since when does he have a girlfriend? I knew things with Dr.Moone didnt work out but WOW!
and she was Real beautiful, mind you. She had Brown hair that was loose, very short, reaching maybe three inches under her earlobe, bobcut and longer towards the front. Big green eyes, and thin lips curled into a smile
--,Oh my! Pleasure to meet you! Im Harleen!-- she shakes the other woman's hand-- oh youre beautiful!
Her cheeks get Pink and Rick has to squash the tiniest bit of jealousy, Rolling his eyes.-- why,thank you!. Nice to meet you Harleen!
--oh, but you can call me Harley! How did you two meet? How are you alive! Oh theres so much to catch up to! -- she exclaimed.
--Rick, dear why dont you update Harley, ill go make some tea
--Alright, Darlin'-- he hugs his partner's waist and kisses her briefly, her hands on his chest.
Both look at eachother for a moment with half lidded lovesick eyes, to then part.
Rick followed jerico with his eyes, smiling fondly.
--I can already tell you two are such a healthy couple! Now tell me everything!-- Harley exclaimed taking his Friends hand and manhandling Him to the couch.
_Ricky told me everythin'! How Jerico nursed Him back to health, how they fell in love and moved in here. Such a love story!_
_i told him I blew up the chemical factory, and in true Rick Flag fashion,he was...concerned to be the least_
--Harley...-- Rick said sternly-- you realize what you just done?
--Nope!-- Harley exclaimed-- I mean yes, I let everyone know that I broke up with Mr.J
--Exactly! Youre in danger! People could come up after you!-- he added.
--Ah ill be fine Ricky!-- Harley dismissed.
--I dont think you Will...-- suddenly he grips his chest and winces.
--are you okay?!-- jeri exclaimed examining Him.
--'m alright, sweetpea. Just a ghost pain...-- he explained, putting a hand on her cheek, caressing it Gently.
_I wish I had a relationshipp like theirs. There was something so pure about the way that Rick held jerico's cheek, and the way she looked at him with worry in her eyes. As if he was her whole world_
--Go to the doctor tomorrow-- she pleaded.
--I Will, dont worry-- he reassured, to then turn to Harley-- I dont think its a good idea you stay by yourself..., jerico go with her
--I- what?! Im not gonna leave you alone!-- she said loudly-- what if something happends? What if you need help and im not here?
--I survived worse
--That doesnt help
Rick chuckled, holding her cheeks, caressing them with his thumbs-- Darlin' Harley is a good friend of mine and I cant Keep her safe...so please Keep her safe for me
--If anything...and I mean anything happends...
--Ill call you, dont worry-- he kissed her again, gently.
Harley could only stare at the situation infront of her, she wanted to coo but that would ruin the moment.
She watched jerico kiss back and say-- ill go pack some things up
--Well I'm more than okay with her coming along!-- the other woman said-- we'll have a girls night and you can tell me all the details that your Man might have skipped
Rick looked at jerico like "dont tell her anything..." and jerico looked at him like "im gonna tell her EVERYTHING"
--im startin' to think this was a bad idea-- he teased.
--Suck it up, flag-- jeri replied going upstairs to pack some things.
Once she leaves, harleen smiles and adds-- you got yourself a big catch
--dunno how I did it-- Rick admitted-- I love her
--She looks like she loves you too-- she said.
Soon after jerico was all ready. She said goodbye to her boyfriend with a long kiss and a hug-- eat your breakfast, take it easy, go to the doctor, thats an order, Colonel
--yes ma'am-- Rick replied.
--g'bye
and so she drove me back home in her cool sports motorcycle
we chatted for a little while, before I pass out on the couch, I let her take the bed because im a good host!
next morning I went to get a Cheese Sandwich from sal! And you know what happens, people chase me and I run for my life!
after rescuing that kid Cassandra and robbing a grocery store we returned home!
--Ah cassandra! Mean Jerico shes the girlfriend of a good friend of mine!
--Nice to meet you, Cassandra, uhm why is this kid here?-- Jerico asked
--,She Ate that diamond I told you about, now we are here and we brought food!
--You stole it-- jeri clarified.
--buy, stole, same thing!--The other woman exclaimed.
_we ate some cereal while we watched cartoons, Jerico kept lookin' at her phone so I had to ask_
--Did Ricky go to the doctor?, you Keep checking his messages?
--Yeah he did...just a ghost pain but I worry...he overdos it and im worried-- she explained, retuning to her home screen, the background is a photo of Rick and her on the coltomaltes beach with the golden hour at full Bloom.
--Nice picture-- Harley complimented-- where'd ya take it?
--Coltomatese, before we left...-- she replied fondly.
--You two look happy
--We are
Harleen pats her Friends back-- relax! I bet Rick is having a jolly ol time. Hes probably eating breakfast and watching those awful military movies he likes so much!
Jerico laughed-- he probably is!
after doc had betrayed us I was decided to turn over Cassandra to Sion. Jerico was not on board which led to a mini argument. Our first friend argument! This is exciting!
--Doc is right..bussiness is bussiness-- Harley said decidedly.
--Wait! Youre not gonna turn her over right?! Harley Sion Will kill her...-- jerico said taking her shoulder.
--I lost everything! My house! My hyena is lost somewhere in this city! -- the other woman yelled with tears in her eyes-- you have a home and a boyfriend! You dont know what its like to loose everything!
Jeri sighed inwardly-- that doesnt justify handing her over!
--I dont care! Dont get in my way jerico!, dont wanna hurtcha...
Jerico looked at Harley, face serious and her stance getting low-- Harley...I warn you
Suddenly, jeri's phone rings, she sighs and looks at the contact. Rick-- dont move!-- she warns and picks up the phone-- darling?
--hey babe, I was wonderin' if you would come over for dinner? Bring Harley along?-- Rick asked Gently, easing her adrenaline, slowly melting at her boyfriend's voice.
--We are a bit of a shitstorm...Everyone is looking for her and the kid I told you about when you were at the hospital...-- she Turned around and Harley started to run with cassandra.
--Jerico! Help!-- the kid shouted.
--Motherf- babe I gotta go...Harley Will give the kid to sion and-
--Its alright baby, you go. Ill be waitin' for you-- he reassured.
--love you too!-- jeri said before ending the call and running after Harley.
Meanwhile, Rick sighed as he looked at the half made dinner and the small black Velvet box on the kitchen counter. -- goddamnit, Harley!
Jerico chased after harleen and the kid on her motorcycle, sunny had given her the location.
Amusement mile, Booby trap.
She had teamed up with Renee, and both entered the hideout And charged towards Harley.
now not gonna lie, jerico knew how to fight. She kicked my ass, guess Ricky teached her how to tango
and yeah she might have lost it when I threw the cop outta the Window...
--Harley what the fuck?!-- Jerico yelled.
--You want some of this ?-- Harley asked.
--Youre crazy
--But you love it!
Jerico looked torn between the kid and rene, but ultimately, knowing back up was on the way, she went after rene,jumping from the Window and catching the other woman mid air, floating as she flies-- you okay?
--Yes-- renee said-- thanks
She settled her on the ceiling of a nearby building-- no worries...
Honestly its good Jerico is the sensible one here, when all us where reunited after killin' that bastard Sas, things were a bit of a mess
--Alright everyone. Calm down...-- jerico said, putting her hands infront of her, signaling to everyone to put down their weapons.
--And who the fuck are you?-- Dinah asked turning to a woman with a crossbow.
--Go get the kid-- Renee ordered.
--yeah, ill go get the kid -- dinah agreed going to unite Cassandra.
now cass had picked up a gun and things were getting Real
--No I dont think so...-- jericó said, and sunny came in flying, snatching the gun away from cassandra.
and guess what! Sionis decided to bring a whole army! And so off we went to kick ass and save the kid
honestly I dont know what Ricky has been teaching Jerico but Man can she kick some serious ass!
i swear If Ricky doesnt Marry this chick...
i of course had to record her ass kicking, Rick Will love this!
--Youll touch the kid over my dead body!-- jerico yelled, hitting a bad guy with her bo staff, first in the stomach,to then hook the end of the staff behind the guys knee and making him fall.
As the final blow, she hits the side of his head, knocking Him out.
--If Rick saw ya now he would be all hot'n' bothered!-- Harley yelled from behind her.
--Ha! He would! -- she agreed-- suns alive! you fuckers couldnt get uglier masks?!
i see what Rick saw in her, shes Smart, witty, funny,beautiful...
her eyes filled with anger and a heart full of courage, she took down guy after guy swiftly
--yeah youre all big tough scary men going after us sionis YOU SEXIST ASSHOLE!--She yelled hitting a bad guy Straight in his privates to then hit his forehead with the staff, knocking him out.
with jerico close behind me we chase after the car that has Cass, her hair swaying with the extent of her power
--Rick is waiting for me with dinner, he said to invite you over...id hate to leave him stood up-- jerico said.
--If we survive this ill go! Ricks Food is very good!--Harley exclaimed-- sorry for all of this...
--lets handle this first and then you can apologize
--Yes ma'am!
when we had finally rescued the kid, sionis was laying on the docks, backing away as a very angry jerico conjured something. The ball of light in her right pam. twirled as she moved her hands, her power arched around her like electricity in a Tesla Coil and the surface of the sun with wide arches around her neck and shoulders
--youre a disgusting, sexist, gross criminal...youre the worst of the worst...and as such you only deserve the worst--jerico growled-- this is a little something an ex of mine taught me...
and then she started to chant somethin'
--Suns alive, burning in the dark
Open the deepest pits
Let the beast feast.
May his soul burn in eternal Agony
With pain and suffering
He inflicted upon the living
Open the pits
Beast, feast upon this wretched being-- she crouches and puts the orb against sionis chest, who writhes and screams in pain as he slowly becomes charred charcoal.
Once he was dead and gone, she stands up, cleaning her hands, before kicking the charcoal head in-- thanks for teaching me that one, John
Harley noticed jeri play with some sort of ring thats dangling from a chain around her neck-- is the kid alright?
--she is-- Harley confirmed-- where did you learn that
--Oh a lovely ex of mine!, John Constantine, what a softie-- she reminisced-- lets get outta here..
and we went toget tacos afterwards! The kid finally got the diamond out of her and after making fun of her for a bit we resumed to what we were doing!
--Dont wanna say anything but I think Rick wants to propose to me!-- Jerico exclaimed.
--No way! Thats great-- dinah said-- about time he put a ring on it, youre one badass woman
--Very pretty too-- huntress added.
--I second that!-- Harley agreed.
and just when we were about to leave, jerico stops me, I look at her and she gives me one of her sunshine filled smiles
--Harls,wait-- jeri said gently-- you did things right by the kid, and me, we're good
--Thats good, Ill go change...I know we have that dinner with Ricky and I wanna look presentable..-- Harley sounded...sad and upset.
Jeri cups her cheek and smiles-- hey now, theres a reason he invited you
--You should be with Rick-- Harley whined, taking the hand on her cheek.
--Maybe I want you too, ever thought of that?
--Why would you?
--Because youre unhinged, and chaotic, funny, you made an effort to change...why wouldnt I be with you?
Harley smiled and leaned closer-- youre sure he wont mind?
--Ah as if he didnt saw this one coming
Jerico kisses Harley, hugging her neck, and Harley hugs her waist.
They press their foreheads toghether and smile.
--See you at dinner
--See you at dinner
Ya had to see Rick's face when the whole team of girls showed up, he was prepared of course and made dinner for all of us! But his face was priceless
he was dressed nice, for once. And his jaw dropped when he saw Jerico
a beautiful flowy yellow dress fell right above her ankles, her sun earrings and her short hair swaying in the night breeze, lips glossy and shiny. Honestly I dont get how he didnt pop the question right then and there
we all sat to eat and catched Rick up with everything that happend, he was flabbergasted and kept looking at jerico like "you allowed this to happen?!"
--Ah look at your girl kicking ass-- Harley said showing him the video she took of jerico kicking ass in the booby trap house.
Something in Rick had changed, a switch flipped.
He cleared his throat, looking at the empty plates of food eaten.
--Well, I guess that does it-- he stands up and kneels infront of jerico.
The people present gasp, jeri looks in awe and out of her depth.
--Jerico, darlin' since I met you I felt this connection to you, and after movin' in and spendin' more time with you I realized...youre the woman I wanna spend my whole life with
Youre my lucky star and my sun in the darkness... I love you
And I promise ill be with you when you need me, always. Just like when you were for me .
Jerico. Will you Marry me?
Jerico nodded, covering her mouth with her right hand as Rick slipped the beautiful ring on her ring finger.
He hugged her, holding her by the biceps And pressing their bodies together, he kept muttering "I love you, I love you so much" and in reply he would get a "I love you too. I love you so much too"
The other women clap and cheer, and after jerico and Rick share a quick but passionate kiss, music invades the house.
Jeri danced with Harley laughing and smiling, Rick sits back looking at his partner.
--Shes one hell of a woman-- Dinah said.
--She is-- Rick agreed.
--You better treat her right
-- I try to do that every single Day of my life
--go dance with her Man!-- as Dinah says this he pushes him towards her and her voice powers give him an extra boost.
Harley lets go and he stumbles on jerico, who holds him with worry on her face before he smiles reassuringly and dances with her.
The other women leave to the front garden and peak through one of the Windows.
--I love you-- Rick mutters with pure adoration in his voice, pulling her to his chest after twirling her.
--I love you too-- jeri replied pressing her forehead against his.
They both danced alone for a little while before everyone came back in.
Thar same night, whime Rick was sleeping, Harley and Jerico sit in the roof, as the later explains what and who she is.
--So you were born from one of those?-- harleen asked.
--Yep
--And you travel through dimentions?
--Yes
--Cool-- she concluded-- hey ive been meanin' to ask you, whose rings that?
--Thats Jhons, my previous partner,he was a sorcerer but everyone dies in the end, I carry a piece of his soul with me here-- jerico taps the ring.
--Flag knows?
--Hes fine with it, are you?
--Im fine. I think thats a very cute thing to do for your ex hubby. Was he handsome?
--Very
--Rich?
--Kinda...
--Was he nice?
--To me? Yes. To the rest? Nope
Harley chuckles and hugs her, giving her a soft gentle kiss, the other woman kissed back and caressed her girlfriend's cheek.
and thats the actual story. We're living happily ever after, and yes. Im still commiting crime much to Rick's dismay and jeri's amusement
#crush f/o rick flag#harley tag pending#tw violence#cw violence#tex don't look!#tex dont look#cw intoxiaction#tw intoxication#🧳🌌☀️i falm in love with every world i visit. and sometimes i fall in love with people| d.c. s/i☀️🌌🧳
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Hello you mrs. sandwich eater organizer lefty eyebag 😅
I am good today, doing laundry. How are you?
Yes, that's how I imagined Nat and Yelena too! I think that's why I don't read much Nat x R together because I see them more as just best friends, siblings or even roommates. But definitely like a devils advocate to R hahaha then with Yelena, same thing. Like best friends since birth, ride or die, can't get rid of.
Don't get me started on that sexual tension stuff that you write about R and Wanda hahaha I get all giddy and then angry because they're so stubborn! And you wrote the details so good, I think one time I got mad at you because you were toying with my emotions 🤣 all is forgiven though lol
So do you bring snacks on the plane?
Also, why of all places, did you guys choose to move to Oklahoma?
Correct, that's how I am. I'm glad that the people I was with before didn't complain about it. But at the same time, I wonder if they regret not getting much sex.
Nah, you made my eye roll, so now I can't see because of how far back it rolled ahahahaha okay, if you can guess what meal wins my heart instantly, then you win.
There was this studio that had brick walls. I was going for that kind of look, but someone took the space before me. I am the same way, I have a lot of paintings on my wall. It used to be a lot of dark paintings (my ex loves Halloween or spooky season) but since she took all that, I decided to hang the artworks I've done over the summer time.
When I build or buy my own house, I want to have a dark room to be able to do photography again. It's been my dream to have a small den where half of it is where I can paint, thne the other half is where I can develop photos.
That's a good idea, have the less used item on the bottom shelf. Cause in my place, it only comes with one cabinet for the pantry, its a tall cabinet too. Then the usual shelves for plates and cups. I hate that it's a small kitchen, but I like it at the same time lol
That's cute, a little signature 🤣 please tell me you can do a British impression?
Do you have a weakness?
-CuriousGeorge
hello you certain chip eater in a flatten sandwich righty eyebag! I'm back. sorry for the late answer. i hope u r still awake.
my day got a bit busy today. i did some laundry n fold some of them. :)
Ah i see. i like reading Natasha as the love interest..but Kate and Yelena, i dont really read them as love interest. plus i havent got the chance to read more. if i read more maybe i can change my mind about it.
hahaha to be honest, i actually laughed when i read ur comments here about the Ten Days and the sexual tensions. lol. which part in it that got u "angry"? hahaha. well, be prepare for that in the next chapters of Ten Days :D
Aaww really? i'm glad u enjoy it. it reallly made u feel giddy n then angry? thats good! that was kinda what i was trying to do :P for people have that emoitonal roller coaster but in a funny way n some jokes in it. i just love to put funny part in my fluff. :D
have u read my christmas fic with wanda n the maximoffs twin boys? "the best christmas" i think. haha. there is a joke n funny scene that i am low key proud of it. lol.
nah, not really. i mostly just get some water, iced tea or iced coffee when i fly.
we moved to Oklahoma because he got a job in a biggest weed farm in Oklahoma. :D
well, past is past. If they didn't complain about it, it means that it wasnt the main problem n it doesnt bother them. n don't feel bad about it. understanding in relationship is mutual. plus u told me that u dont mind with it to make them feel good n loved. So you've done ur best and didnt do anything wrong. :) i hope i make u feel a bit better? :D
hmmm whats ur favorite food or meals that wins ur heart. how about italian? something like pasta? did i guess it right? hahaha
dark paintings? something like what? like scary pictures? ouh i love how brick walls look like. that would be nice if u can get the brick studio. sometimes i imagine how it feels if i live in a penthouse a brick and minimalist rustic vibe or theme. industrial theme is nice too.
dark room? isnt it for printing photos in an old way? photographers nowadays still do that?
if i build my own house i want one movie theater room with a very good quality surround sound with cozy couch and full bar. hahaha. so i can enjoy movies and listening to music or watch concerts videos with good quality sound. n i want a nice large kitchen complete with anything u can think of to help u cook with a nice huge walk in pantry. hahaha.
yeah, i understand what u meant with ur cabinet n pantry size. but so far right now it's only u, so it wouldnt be needed to stock bunch of stuff :)
haha yeah my signature. n no i cant do brits impression. i wish i could speak in british accent though.
weakness? i'm a little confuse with what u meant. if i answer praises n compliments, are they what u meant?my other answer probably soft touches, because it's my love language.
or did u mean weakness as in my negative traits (which is sound like a job interview) lol
next questions?
Cheerio!
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no okay i need to tell yall ab that guy. and more importantly how fucking much of a coward and a blind mfer i am.
yes im obsessing over a guy ill never see again thats beside the POINT. and theres a small chance id see him in a future convention in the next years, so. like, i see hot people all the time, yk thart dumb stereotype of ace ppl being cold and shit? ya no i am not interest in fucking but i am a bi mess at heart. falling in love every 3 fucking seconds. and i remember those cool ppl for a while but he, yk the butterfly thing? ya, that, im getting that, so i gotta get this off my chest.
so like, you know how fairs are, you got the tables with people seeling stuff and what not, he was in this one together with another person that was selling genshin related stuff and like i think they were paired cus they both got an anime art style and also just the vibes?
idk anyway they were also selling pride flag stickers. we're talking alt style person so he was dresed mostly all black and he had this sick ass eye makeup on, think new batman movie but more edgy mixed with like the people that like to cosplay vikings so they put a fuckton of black eyeshadow around their eyes but the borders were spikey like when people do corpse paint. i dont have time for a ms paint rendition so use your goddamn imagination
so we go to the table/booth? is that considered a booth? idfk, i get a genshin pin from the other person, the classmate i was with got a pride flag sticker from him and you gotta take in consideration, im not a backpack girlie. i stopped years ago putting them bitches on both of my shoulders, no i dont know how i havent developed scoliosis yet so its been a year i just bought a shoulder bag big enough to be annoying but not enough to put everything in.
listen totebags are cool but i need pockets and more space, im sorry. i think we need to address the fact that the straps dig into my shoulders and there's seriously not enough space. so he says something like "cool/nice bag" and i dont hear him at the start cus fair=music and voices going on and like bro was majestic so i needed few secs anyway to process what he could possibly say to my dumbass and im like ah thanks and mentally go into gay panic as we walk away to go look at other stuff. and the contact cards thingies with websites, social accounts etc.? ya i started collecting them so everytime i got to these events i take one from each and every person but i dont read them mostly in the moment and OMG I SHOULD HAVE.
because with this mfer? i never talked again for the rest of the event. yk when your eyes go back to someone in particular in a crowd? ya that. i do that alot. i did that a lot. but not talking, not approaching people, just like "you look so cool and interesting to me rn but i am not socially skilled so ill just admire you from here in a way i hope you wont notice cus this is not a romcom and id dig myself a grave. why do i say i should have read the little contact thing? yall, his account nicknames contained the word killjoy. i could have fucking went "oh killjoy? is it some reference to mychem?" AND I COULD HAVE DONE TWO MORE SECONDS OF CONVO. second reason why i should have: to check his socials and see whats the vibe NOT in a stalker way like those ppl that fucking spend weeks reconstricting the entire life of some guy. and if i checked his social, i would have found out he's a ftm person.
now, i talked about blindness at the start. because i fucking looked at this guy, dressed like that, literally selling pride stickers, most common white transmasc haircut ever and i was like "ya thats just a metal straight man i guess" I AM A FUCKING IDIOT "oh but what would have changed if you knew he had the trans swag" nothing but it's fucking HARD even when you're in art school finding people more similar to you in THAT sense, its like yo, i know a bit of whats like going through that. and also i wasnt expecting it cus he just fucking passed so good? like his confidence and attitude felt so much like just something a cis guy has, walking around the world, it's the type of shit that you dont feel like you could ever obtain? idk if im making sense rn, but ifykyk. its also just fuckky i was so fucking blind like no bestie!! mfer is in the community you're just an idiot.
so ya, morale of the story i need to learn how to socialize in the most basic way, im not even talking about flirting, just fucking normal comunication goddamn it.
also that bag gets me always compliments and i don't use all the potential its "attractive people magnet" power has, as demonstrated by this anecdote.
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Can I request Camilo with a S/O who's an artist? <3
-Hope you're having a good day/night-
XVII | Cuentos de Camilo
(Stories of Camilo)
Title: Paint my world
Genre: Fluff
Pairings: Camilo x GN!Reader
Warnings: None
Summary: You and Mirabel are bestfriends, it was her primo's birthday when she asked you if you can paint something that she can use as a gift. And ofcourse, you said yes with no hesitation knowing how passionate you are for arts. When Camilo saw your work, thats where everything started.
He/him pronouns for Camilo
They/them pronouns for Reader
Note: Hello lovie, hope you're doing well sorry for the long wait but here you go!! I made the plot focused more on how their relationship started and Hope you like it, enjoy mwaa hehe<3
It was Camilo's 15th birthday, when Mirabel asked you to do something. Mirabel has been your bestfriends ever since her gift ceremony. You have been always by her side comforting her that she is special like everyone despite of not having a gift.
Through all those times her primo, Camilo, who has the same age as hers practically that grow up together in the nursery before their ceremonies, would always come to the both of you shapeshifting into random people to make Mirabel laugh. Being with Mirabel is like being with Camilo too, he was funny, outgoing pretty much a nice guy. And who wouldn't have a crush on him.
But as soon as you get older, your bond with Camilo got a little awkward and you two would act shy with each other when you are together. Nothing bad happened in your bond, but the reason why you were shy around him was because you were falling inlove. But you never knew the reason why he would always talk less whenever you are infront of him, which is the opposite of his attitude.
You are currently sitting beside the fountain, doing sketches of the skies, houses or anything random that pleases you when Mirabel come up to you.
"Y/N!! I've been looking for you" She said taking a seat beside you, catching her breathe.
"Let me guess, you need something for me like really really important one" You said narrowing your eyes at her.
"Pfft, what no. When did I...ever do that?"
You just smugly look at her, closing your sketchpad. And turned to face her properly having a grin on your lips.
"Okay, when you stepped on one of Isabela's plants. You looked for me to be your 'witness' to tell her that you didn't do it. When you need a design for your Tío Bruno's ruana that you're sewing, you've come—"
She held a finger to your lips to sushed you up as you laughed at your bestfriend.
"Alright fine, maybe it is something super important"
"Okay, spill it"
"So, I know you like mi primo—"
"Woah, time out! I never said I like him!?!"
"Yeah, you didn't but your actions says otherwise and I confirmed it to Dolores. She knows you had a lot of Camilo sketches in your room" She said and winked at you, as you got flustered and facepalmed.
"Fiiinne thats true, continue"
"Okay, since his birthday is coming! And I want to give him something so amazing that you know a gift that really represents him"
"Why can't you give him something that you sew, its nice tho. Or give him a chameleon" You said as she looked at you with are-you-serious look.
"I always give him something that I sew and yeah, he likes it and would wear it but I feel like its too redundant. I want something new. And besides, his last gift to me was so amazing, so I wanna return something to him" She said as you put a hand on your chin, thinking of a better gift to give.
"That's why I need you to give the present to him!"
"Huh why me?"
"Well, although your presence is enough present for him—" You nudged her as you feel your cheeks heating up, she just laughed at how flustered you get. "—Lo siento! But I need you to paint or draw him as a present"
"What?! But why—"
"Ah! Great you said yes! Dont worry I'll buy you some new stuffs you need, okay bye!!" She said hugging you before hurriedly walking away.
"I didn't even agreed to it" You mumble but knowing how you love art, Mirabel knows you would say yes eventually. You flipped through your sketchpad, as you stared at a page of another sketch for Camilo.
You smiled as you are now excited to draw him and be able to have it as his present knowing that his prima slash your bestfriend trust you very much.
Camilo was walking around town, wishing he would bumped into you and have a little conversation or just receive a smile from you. Being shy, awkward and talking less wasn't really his thing, but when it comes to you no matter how he wants to flirt and just tease you he couldn't.
He admit that he started to fall inlove you ever since you would constantly be in Casita to hangout with his prima. He knows how you are an artist, but he never gets to see your works. He wishes that someday he would see you drawing a portrait of him.
"Hey, Milo isn't that Y/N over there?" Isabela asked as he noticed you sitting below the tree being frustrated.
"Yep, and is having a hard time to draw something" Dolores said as Camilo saw how his hermana and prima teasingly looked back at him.
"Oh no, you don't" Camilo panicked and tried to run away but Isabela used his vines to stop him from running away, as she held him upside down infront of her and Dolores.
"Camilo, its been years. Man up and just talk to her, you were childhood friends through Mirabel but you just got distant lately." Dolores said as camilo groaned as Isabela gently put him down and released the vines in him
"I thought you are Camilo Madrigal, afraid of nothing" Isabela teased as she noticed how her primo scoffed at it.
"Its not that I am afraid to talk to her, I just don't know how to casually do it without stuttering or whatever"
Isabela looked at Dolores, both have a knowing look. Dolores held the shoulders of his brother and sighed.
"Look, there is nothing wrong with it okay? You were friends before its not shocking anymore if you two would get close again. Just talk to them, you'll be fine."
Camilo sighed as he nodded, he walked slowly to were you are but stopped to turn around at his sister and prima, and was about to go back when Isabela used her vines again to get him going.
Camilo had no choice, as he was already standing next to you as the vines disappeared and as he look back, Isabela and Dolores weren't there anymore.
'Yep, they totally planned this'
He thought as he groaned. You were busy staring at your sketchpad, no ideas coming in on how you would start to draw Camilo. Too busy that you didn't knew someone is beside you.
Camilo has second thoughts about whether to say something or not, knowing you didn't notice him. He fake coughed to catch your attention, it was a fail at first but the second time he did you turned your head and looked up at him.
"Oh...hey Camilo, lo siento. Didn't saw you there" You shyly said as he took a seat beside you.
"Está bien, You seem...busy?" He stated that come up more like a question, as he looked at your sketchpad that is blank.
"Oh this? Ahh, I was drawing something but I can't seem to find an inspiration" You said as you looked at him noticing he was staring at you. Both of you turned away from each other, blush visible on both your cheeks as he cleared his throat.
"Well, now that I'm here. Tell me what can I help" He said as he smiled infront of you. You don't want to tell him that it was his portrait but the way the sun shine through him was so perfect as a visual output you need of him.
"I can shapeshift into someone if you want" He said as he shapeshift into Isabela, his mami Pepa, his Tío Bruno then back to himself as you shook your head.
You held his shoulders and make sure it was the right angle you're looking for.
"Ah, perfecto! Don't move too much" You said as he chuckled and agreed to it. As you started sketching the first base of your drawing.
After a minute you have decided on the next step of your drawing, you let Camilo move as he immediately look at your sketchpad but you cover it refusing to let him see.
"Aye, that's unfair!" He whined as you chuckled at him and close your sketchpad.
"Gracias for your modeling services but I can't spoil you my artwork unless its finish"
"Well if you won't let me see it, then I will make a way" He smirked as you looked at him confused.
He started reaching for your sketchpad but you manage to dodged him as you stand up. You were about to run away when Camilo caught you accidentally letting you both fall into the grass. You both looked at each other in the eyes, as he was using his both hands to prevent from crushing his weight unto you.
"CAMILO!!!" Someone shouted as dark clouds started to form from the sky, and you probably knew it was Pepa.
You tried pushing Camilo but he was too strong so you decided to look at him, seeing his signature smirk at you.
"I better get going, see you in my party coupls of days from now. Bye!" He said as he placed a kiss on your cheeks, not forgetting to help you stand up and walk away to the Casita.
You held your cheeks as you looked at the page of his portrait drawing on your sketchpad and smiled, feeling inspired.
You finished the gift for Camilo, as you gave it to Mirabel and put it in the stack of gifts for him. You paint it on a medium size canvas that Mirabel bought and you were anxious about how Camilo would react to it.
"He will love it, I swear it was perfect!" Mirabel reassured you as you believe in her, trying to put more confidence about yourself.
The night went go on, the party was coming to an end everyone was going home. Camilo already did unbox some present except the one you made.
Some Madrigals helped cleaning the Casita, as you were about to help them since you haven't gone home yet. Somebody pulled your arm as you looked back and noticed it was Camilo, who is holding the present in his other hand.
"This is yours and Mirabel's gift, well its an idea of her but I know you made it." He said as you just nodded at him. He then, grabbed your wrist going upstairs to his room.
"Uhmm, aren't we supposed to help your family downstairs"
"Yeah, ofcourse I need to open the present first. Dont you think?" He looked at you with a smirk as you playfully rolled your eyes at him and watching him tear the wrapper.
🎁🖼️🎁
You looked at him nervously as its been a minute and he was still silence about your artwork just looking at it intensely, eyes wandering at the canvas. You walked closer to him, fidgeting your fingers scared that he might not like it.
"Uhmm, so...sorry, I tried my best—" You were cut off by a pair of lips unto yours. As Camilo held your waist, after a minute he pulled away and looked at you with warm loving eyes.
"This is the most perfect present I had" He said as you blushed uncontrollably, and slapped his chest.
"Why did you kiss...me?"
"It can be a prize for your amazing artwork but it is actually a sign that I would like to date you and with that, you will be my girlfriend?" He straightforwardly said as you were shocked just the moment ago you were scared at his reaction and now he confessed to you.
"Yes!! I would love to be your girlfriend" You said as he spun you around his room, and constantly kissing your lips.
You both cuddled and enjoyed the night, staring at the portrait forgetting to help downstairs.
Camilo is laying down in your bedroom, as you are trying to focus on what to draw. After months of being together, your room is now full of his sketches as he would always wants you to draw him. Its been awhile also since he started hanging out in your house, and was shocked by the amount of sketches you have of him as he constantly teased you about it.
You groaned as no thoughts coming thru your head, you laid your back into Camilo's arms as he cuddled you placing a kiss on your shoulders.
"Empty ideas, huh?" He said as you nodded.
"What about you draw Casita?" He asked and you whined and told him you already did. Which made him jolted up from your bed to sit down.
"Well, how about mami?—" Still you nodded again. "Alright..Antonio? Luisa? Uhh, the fish lady?" You sat down at your bed and looked at him.
"I just draw your Tío with the goldfish tho"
"Wait, you did??" He said as you looked at the boxes full of your arts and show it to him. "—Oh wow the goldfish shines alive here, better let Tío see this" He said and asked permission which you chuckled and said yes.
"Oh, I know!!" He shapeshift into Cecilia, the kid that you always love to play with when Camilo has chores. "—Now that I can be your visual output of the Cecilia, your little girl, you can now draw!"
You love the idea of having to draw one of the kids you love but having Camilo shapeshift into them as your visual output doesn't really give you much vibe.
"Cariño, please shapeshift back" You said as you sighed at him, as he followed what you said.
"What? Its a nice thing to draw that little kid and you have me as your visual output or whatever you would say" He said as he wrapped his arms on your waist.
"Yes, its nice but I don't want you to shapeshift into other people just so I can draw them. If I want to draw them then it should be them, if I want to draw you then it would be with just yourself not by anyone else, okay? I think I know what to draw now." You said booping his nose as you picked your sketchpad and pencil.
You went to him and let him do a pose as you were satisfied with it.
"Wait, you're drawing me again? But you have so many sketches, paintings of me?"
"Yup, don't act like you don't like it, Amor" You snickered as you looked up at him, as he just nodded agreeing with you.
"I guess I'll be your Mona Lisa, then" He said as you laughed at him.
The day went by, as you didn't able to sketch him instead you both have colors of paintings in your bodies.
"I might be the artist, but you painted my world. Mi sol. Te amo" You said as he cupped your cheeks, hands still covered with paints.
"And I love you so so much" He said kissing your forehead. As he spatted bits of paint as he pulled away.
"Ugh, I think I got some paint in my mouth" He said as you laughed at him.
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