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sorry for saying "yippee" in response to everything, I'm autistic
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sorry but nothing beats a bulge in lacy underwear
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The townspeople in Polar: You be careful out there! There's bears in the wilderness around here!
The bears in the wilderness around here:
#cue me running towards the woods#sorry they were talking about my favorite kaisergram fic on discord and i thought of this#actually I'm not sorry#polar 2019#duncan vizla#mads mikkelsen
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Hi! I was wondering if you could do one where Tom and the reader are dating and when they are out on a date night a guy tries to make passes at y/n and she tells him that she has a bf but the guy doesn't take no for an answer so Tom has to step in
JEALOUS!PROTECTIVE!TOM im here for it.
send me some tom asks!
the pub was busy, beings it was friday night trivia. this weeks theme was marvel, which immediately grabbed tom's attention. of course, he roped everyone into coming with him, which no one was apposed to the idea, and he even invited you on the outing. of course you said yes, because who doesn't love a little pub trivia? especially with tom's company.
plus, you could use a few drinks after the week you had.
his arm was resting on the booth behind you as you all sat down in one of the larger booths. everyone was talking amongst themselves, some sparking conversation with you to get to know you since tuwaine, haz, and tom's brothers were the only ones who really knew you. you didn't mind the slight interrogation, you were keen on meeting his friends. and for the most part, everyone seemed to be enjoying one another's company.
right before the trivia started, you leaned closer to tom's ear, "gonna go get a refill. you want another?"
he tilted his beer bottle around, feeling how much liquid he had left till it ran dry, "nah, i'm alright. thank you, love."
his smile was contagious, your smile growing wide as those big brown eyes met yours, "'course. be right back."
you tapped his leg, his arm moving back to his side as you got up from your seat. he watched as you walked over to the bar and ordered another drink, not even realizing that all the boys were looking over at him.
he felt everyone's gaze, but turned around with a smirk, "what?"
"you're whipped." haz smirked back, sipping on his beer.
"she's cool, i like her," another one of the boys added, "seems to keep you on your toes, which is a good thing."
everyone erupted in laughter as tom waved his hand, a chuckle escaping his lips, "piss off."
"yo, who's that guy she's talking to?"
tom's attention fixed back onto you as you stood at the bar. he could see you giving a fake, small smile to the guy who was blocking you against the bar top. he furrowed his eyebrows as you made eye contact, almost like he was silently asking 'who's that?'. you widened your eyes slightly as you glanced back at the mystery man and back at tom, your silent way of telling him 'please come save me from this conversation'.
he downed the rest of his beer in a quick chug, putting it on the table as he stood from his own seat, "just a minute, lads."
you felt a wave of relief as you watched tom make his way over to where you found yourself in a predicament with this asshole who doesn't take 'no' for an answer. of course, he was too busy talking about himself to realize you weren't paying attention, in fact you were too busy watching tom walk up to the bar and greet the bartender.
"hey, another beer, please?"
you looked at tom as the guy continued rambling, "yeah and then my buddy asked me-"
"sorry mate, do i know you?" tom asked, stepping closer to your side as he interrupted his sentence. the guy looked at tom confused, raising an eyebrow at you.
"you know this guy?" he pointed to tom.
"he's my-"
"i'm her boyfriend," tom didn't mean to cut you off, but he knew you'd be too nice to the guy who clearly didn't understand what you meant when you said 'i have a boyfriend', "again, do i know you?"
"nah, bro, sorry. didn't realize. my apologies."
he backed off, hands up in fake surrender as he backed up away from you. you sighed in relief as tom put his arm around your waist. he didn't say another word to the man, turning back around to the bar to grab his beer as you grabbed your drink from the table top.
"he didn't touch you, did he?" tom's eyes darted back to the man who was already moving onto another girl on the other side of the room.
"no," you reassured, "would've kicked his ass if he did."
tom snorted as the both of you walked back to your table, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, "that's my girl."
#tom holland imagine#tom holland x reader#tom holland#tom holland x reader imagine#tom holland fluff#tom holland angst#tom holland blurb#blurb#fluff#angst#protective!tom is my weakness. im sorry#actually i'm not sorry#mail time#blurb night#theslayerofthevampires
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okay but like imagine regulily being together and james trying to seduce both of them and not doing a very good job but then regulus and lily agree and let james watch them
#and then maybe after that they let him join but at first he can only watch and he basically explodes#regulily#sorry they're rotting my brain rn#actually i'm not sorry
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Damn, The Mechanisms really had it all huh. Corrupt Oligarchies, Arson, Evil Kings, Murder, Classism, Betrayal, Cthulhu, Lesbians, Insanity, Death of the Immortal, Sociopaths, the guy from Magnus Archives as the lead singer, Fairy Tales, Mythology, Humor, some of the best storytelling I've ever heard.
#sorry I listened to their music again#actually I'm not sorry#I'm gonna share my hyperfixation again#seriously listen to them#The Mechanisms
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i'm sorry but the people who think cameron has no depth of character whatsoever have not understood the movie.
#actually i'm not sorry#this isn't a critique btw#i'll explain if you want me to#just dm me#i love richard cameron#richard cameron#charlie dalton#neil perry#gerard pitts#knox overstreet#stephen meeks#todd anderson#peralton#cherrydps#dead poets society#dps
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One of the million things that’s bugging me is why did they make Aneurin wear brown contact lenses? He has green eyes. If it was to hide Elliot’s identity in the beginning, it doesn’t make sense, because Elliot has blue eyes, like Maura, while overall he looks like Daniel. So it’s not really about that is it?
Andreas has green eyes, so Eyk does too, they did not change that. So why did they change it with Daniel?
I don’t even know why I’m asking this, but it’s not letting me go. This show is insane.
#1899 netflix#1899#1899 theories#daniel solace#aneurin barnard#i'm sorry to everyone who follows me#actually i'm not sorry#you all should watch this show now
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cuddling (yeonbin fluff)
(wc: 390; genre: general yeonbin softness)
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“no,” yeonjun interrupts him, voice strangely firm. he shakes his head decisively. “you stay here.” his hand creeps onto soobin’s knee, so light, almost like a ghost. soobin frowns.
“but hyung–”
“please,” yeonjun interrupts him again. then, much quieter, he adds, “please, stay here.”
and of course he can’t say no, not to those eyes. so he yields. he wraps his arm around the boy’s shoulders, brings him closer, rests his cheek against the mess of black hair. “of course i will stay if you want me to.”
yeonjun hides his face where soobin’s neck meets his shoulder and lets out a sigh of content. the hotness of his breath envelops the younger. he gulps at the sensation. they’re so, so close. and the boy fits against soobin’s side just right – almost as if he was made to be there. maybe soobin could keep him like this forever.
“soobinnie?” yeonjun mumbles after minutes, his lips only barely ghosting over the skin of soobin’s neck. soobin doesn’t manage to stop his body from shuddering. his jaw twitches.
“yeah?”
voice small and sleepy, yeonjun utters, “cuddle me.”
he has not to say any more, because soobin is already lowering the both of them onto the mattress and covering their bodies with the blanket he’s earlier found crumpled at the foot of the make-shift bed.
yeonjun curls into a ball, and after seconds of silence looks over his shoulder in anticipation, only to find soobin lying there like a plank, awkward. he scoffs, then grabs the younger by the forearm – and throws it over his waist.
finally getting the message, soobin shuffles in his spot, until his chest is pressed against yeonjun’s back and nose buried in his hair. it smells nice. he wants to ask about the shampoo he uses.
in front of him yeonjun grabs his whole arm and hugs it like a teddy bear. smiling to himself, soobin wriggles it around until he finds what he was looking for – yeonjun’s hand. he twines it with his own and enjoys the way the boy plays with his fingers sleepily.
soon the movements slow down a little, and then some more, until they eventually come to a full stop, and their hands stay interlocked together for the rest of the night.
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soobin wakes up at dawn and the bed is empty.
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[bonus pic that you need to see for the 1736524th time]
...so this is a little something i've written a while ago, it's a snippet from my current wip that has been stuck in my drafts for MONTHS now, and tbh i'm struggling with it a little (current wc is 26k, and there's way more to go). i love it with everything i have in me, but finishing is super hard for some reason, perhaps because i want it to be perfect...? yeah.
so i'm sharing this in hope someone finds it, reads it and tells me it's worth the struggle :') basically i'm seeking validation hehe
in case you liked it, here's my ao3 profile where you can see my other fics or follow me to get notified when this one finally comes out!
and for those who made it all the way here, here i present you two little somethings that i drew earlier. they are heavily inspired by the fic (which you'll see if you ever get to read it);
#i'm casually seeking validation here rn#sorry#actually i'm not sorry#someone pls help#writers on tumblr#tomorrow x together#ao3#writeblr#writing#ao3 fanfic#txt fanfic#txt#txt post#txt fluff#txt ff#yeonbin fanfic#yeonbin#yeonbin fanfiction#txt fanart#alternate universe#alternate universe – non-famous
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my favorite pictures of matty healy 29/?
all pictures are from pinterest!
#it takes a bit more than queue#being funny in a foreign language#bfiafl#the 1975#matty healy#SLUTTY HOOP TIME BABIES#i apologize but the next like 9 posts are just slutty hoop pictures#actually i'm not sorry#not my edit or art!
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It just hit me that we're getting the Mighty Nein reunion AND the OFMD finale in the same week
I DON'T THINK I'LL SURVIVE IT Y'ALL IT WAS GOOD KNOWING YA
#Based on when the streams are for my timezone it might be the same DAY#Srry in advance for the person I'll become#actually i'm not sorry#The MN are my babies#the mighty nein#Ofmd#Also the fnaf movie lol#I should start drawing already
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my two favorite tracks on guts after one listen all the way through are all-american bitch and ballad of a homeschooled girl & honestly i really don't want to psychoanalyze that.
#hi it's my social anxiety and anger at societal expectations of women calling#whoops#actually i'm not sorry#guts olivia rodrigo#all american bitch reminds me of sunshine on my window by spiderbait#like they don't sound like each other but similar musical construction#personal#td
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Made myself a Fright Land bracelet.....
#I can't be normal about this movie I'm sorry#actually I'm not sorry#It's not hurting anyone to like this.
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The only penis Murderbot has and it hates it more than it would hate a real flesh one
#the murderbot diaries#Murderbot#I'm sorry#Actually I'm not sorry#I'm here to make my awful cursed jokes now you either love me or learn to love me#mbd#Even the life lesson is similar huh#Shitpost#I'm so sorry again#It will happen again though#Murderbot has a load bearing penis and it's canon now
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If dreamlight has taught me anything it is that I really would just be the loyal henchman for a villainness no questions asked.
#if they give me a cute nickname I belong to them that's how it works I'm sorry#actually I'm not sorry#sunny speaks
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