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When someone in omegaverse says shit like "they called to my inner alpha" or "it pleased my omega instincts," it's just the equivalent of someone saying "activated my lizard brain" or "it's the Capricorn in me."

Like it's not uncommon, but if you ask like 70% of people it's kinda cringy (especially when said seriously and not as a joke)

"Sorry, my omega instincts are not having it" is just two steps from "sorry, my adhd says no, the executives are dysfunctioning."

Or as @the-lunar-system put it:

someone starts talking about their omega nesting instincts and their friends start mercilessly blasting them for acting like a tradwife

My personal (and favorite) Gourmand theory is that they went DOOM mode on the red lizard population and singlehandedly made them become endangered on the facility grounds.

My evidence? Notice how every slugcat before them on the timeline - Spearmaster, Artificer, and Hunter, each encounter red lizards in their campaigns. Only in the campaigns of Survivor and Monk - which come directly after Gourmand - are they absent. They do reappear in Rivulet and Saint, but those both seem to take place in the far future. It took that long for the population to recover from the hell Gourmand wrought upon them.

People keep asking me how I cut my forehead open girl this is lipliner I was just trying to look cunty

My new favorite trope in fiction is when the teenaged characters are off having healthy wholesome relationships with good communication and the adults are the ones having an angsty drama filled romance

i can't explain it but they have the funniest fucking friendship in my head

guess what ive been doing all day

(minus the hours i spent just staring at my laptop)

my kids absolutely fuck shit up

Tú crees en tu dragónAU Robotnik se ha puesto celoso por otro caballero no sé si es lo que hay acá intenta coquetear stone toques y mataría El caballero que haya

Ivo is VERY possessive of his human, and you're very correct in assuming he doesn't like other knights getting handsy with Stone. ESPECIALLY Sir Thomas.

I would like to laugh at the Black Lizard's introduction because it's so clearly set up as "the bad guys are bad even between themselves" type of situation,

and from an interview (twitter and workaround) with Asagiri and Harukawa we know Tachihara was already set up to be an undercover cop, they knew Gin was a girl, and Hirotsu is a sort-of obscure reference because he was only ever meant to be a one-off antagonist,

so looking back at this dysfunctional team is hilarious knowing they're now all loyal friends who would die for each other.

i haven't posted anything in a while, so here, hold this. one of my commissioners wants me to draw dragon seteth + flayn, so here's my first stab at their designs.

too much "what if norman osborn filled some complicated pseudo father figure role for peter" and never enough "what if that but dr. connors"

coming out of my grave to let you know that if i got isekai'd to twisted wonderland, everyone would be getting therapy. i'm not giving them a CHANCE to overblot. we're dealing with these problems NOW bro, you don't have a choice. sorry if you're "all that" and too cool and aesthetic for therapy, let's talk about how YOU have mommy issues, YOU have insecurity problems, YOUR brother died, and YOU don't want to lose people because your mom's dead. EVERYONE'S healing.

Guess who watched the latest episodes of Hazbin Hotel during her drawing session !

How the fuck does Terzo feel like he's shorter than the other papas even though they're all the same fucking guy underneath the costume