Guess who watched the latest episodes of Hazbin Hotel during her drawing session !

Rating the Accuracy of Animal Names:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

Marine Iguana: 1/10. They don’t allow lizards in the military

Honey Badger: 1/10. It’s not even made out of honey

Horny toad: 0/10. First of all, this is a lizard. Second of all, I couldn’t find one that was willing to have sex with me so they must not actually be all that horny

Crabeater seal: 1/10. They don’t even eat crabs. Felt uncomfortable asking about the other kind but I’d guess probably not those either

Comb jellyfish: 4/10. Doesn’t even have hair

Hammerhead shark: 10/10. Stop killing hammerhead sharks to make hammers

Paper nautilus: 1/10. Paper would get too soggy

Red Panda: 2/10. Not a panda. More orange than red

Jellyfish: 0/10. Not even a fish, but if it were, jelly would be one of the worst things to be made out of

Electric eel: 5/10. Not an eel. Shocking, I know

Blue footed booby: 2/10. My disappointment is immeasurable. Turns out this lying sack of shit is a just a stupid BIRD

Spiny lumpsucker: 8/10. Apparently this fish is named because it has spines AND a suction cup, not because it sucks on spiny lumps

Pleasing fungus beetle: 2/10. Why would fungus be pleased by a beetle eating it? It just worked so hard to grow

Chicken turtle: 1/10. This is just a regular turtle, there are no chickens involved

Red lipped batfish: 8/10. Not a bat. Does have red lips. Also looks incredibly sexy with that makeup on

Aye aye: 10/10. Does in fact, have two eyes

Blobfish: 10/10 out of water, 1/10 in water. The blobfish gets a bad rap, it only looks like a blob because some dickhead pulled it out of its natural habitat at the bottom of the fucking ocean. You’d look pretty weird if you switched places with them too

Dik dik: 5/10 if male, 0/10 if female. This one’s pretty self explanatory

Mountain chicken: 0/10. THIS IS A FUCKING FROG. STOP NAMING ANIMALS AFTER CHICKENS!

Peacock: 0/10. It pees out of a cloaca, not a cock. Technically it doesn’t even pee either

Monarch butterfly 1/10. They aren’t even one of the species of insects that has a queen, let alone understands the concept of monarchism

Cockatiel: 0/10. They do not have teal cocks

Monkey slug caterpillars: 1/10. These are neither slugs nor monkeys, nor are they some kind of fucked up monkey/slug hybrid. Terrible name all around, the only part they got right was caterpillar

Robin: 5/10. It’s a shame this bird has to resort to thievery but we all have to put worms on the table somehow

Alligator snapping turtle: 1/10. This is not an alligator, nor does it even have the fingers to snap with

Ground squirrel: 5/10. Please don’t grind squirrels

Axolotl: 0/10. Doesn’t ask a lot. Doesn’t ask anything at all

Sea robin: 7/10 This is what happens when the land robin goes pro. This creepy fuck evolved little fingers just to steal things. Is this where fish fingers come from?

Tasmanian devil: 8/10. Much like the christian devil, cool name and way more chill than most people give them credit for. Statistically speaking, they’re far from the deadliest player on the board, but they do have the strongest bite force and won’t hesitate to use it if provoked

Water deer: 7/10. No. This is a meat deer

Star nosed mole: 7/10. Name is somewhat misleading, nose merely star shaped, and not a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace

Paddlefish: 3/10. Too narrow to effectively be used as a paddle

Shoebill stork: 1/10. Not made of real shoes. Doesn’t pay bills either

Great white shark: 8/10. I’m inclined to agree for the most part but who came up with the name, David Duke?

Bioko drill: 0/10. At least the hammerhead shark looks like a hammer, this stupid monkey doesn’t even remotely resemble a drill

Hippo Tang: 0/10. That’s a fish, and hippos don’t even drink Tang

Bluejay: 3/10. Not actually blue, it’s just a trick of the light. I bet their real name probably isn’t even Jay either

Satanic Nightjar: 4/10. Should be called “slightly evil looking bird” instead

Tarantula hawk wasp: 1/10. Not a tarantula. Not a hawk. Starting to question if it’s even a wasp

Goblin shark: 10/10? Ever seen their jaw move? They sure are gobblin’

Nudibranch: 5/10. The nude part is accurate but it’s a sea slug, not a tree branch. Not even sure how you could possibly make that mistake

Mongoose: 0/10. No mon, it’s not a goose

Bison: 7/10. I just googled it, bison have more gay sex than straight sex so calling them bi is actually pretty accurate. Points removed because there are bidaughters too

Ram: 10/10. They sure do!

Mandrill: 2/10. They could probably be taught to use drills but I couldn’t find any research on this

Silver fox: 1/10. Silver is way too heavy of an element for an animal to be made of

Mayfly: 9/10 Yeah, they might

Fin whale: 10/10. Yep, whales have fins. Glad we cleared that up

Macaroni penguin: 1/10. They don’t eat macaroni

Horseshoe crab: 0/10. Not a crab. Doesn’t wear horseshoes either

Fangtooth: 10/10. Objectively I have to give it a 10 but this is the stupidest fucking name on the whole list. What’s next, knucklefist? Titboob?

Milkfish 1/10. If I go to your house and you offer me fish milk I’m fucking leaving

Little penguin: 10/10. Telling it exactly like it is

Spider monkey: 1/10. Was expecting a monkey with 8 limbs. Let down once again

Glass frog: 2/10. Not actually made out of glass

Hummingbird: 1/10. They can’t even hum

Centipede: 3-35.4/10. Depends on the species, very few actually have 100 legs

Millipede: 0.8-8/10. They have 800 legs at the most

Sockeye salmon: 1/10. Socks would make terrible eyes

Furry lobster: 10/10, 11/10 if that’s a fursuit

Flying fish: 4/10. Merely glides

Sailfish: 3/10. Doesn’t actually know how to sail

Blanket octopus: 2/10. Octopuses make terrible blankets

Cane Toad: 2/10. Can walk just fine without a cane

If more than one, pick the one you have most of, the one you started out with, your favorite, whatever. If your pet doesn't match a category exactly, you can pick the closest and explain in the notes.

Photos of your babies welcome!

And I shouldn't have to say this, but no shitting on anybody's pets.

edit: I FORGOT FISH!!! HOW COULD I FORGET FISH!!! FISH PEOPLE, PLEASE FORGIVE ME

Is there any new forms of wild life, like birds evolving to look different to be more specalized to new forms of prey or predators. Are their like, land fish running around in forests and stuff that are more like animals rather than a sapient species?

Man would I like to know. We haven't seen much wildlife in Splatoon, and the animals from the human era that are also present in Splatoon haven't really changed much if at all, and most of what we've seen are bugs and birds. So I'm assuming non-marine animals generally haven't changed. As for animals that are new as land wildlife, we know as much as that a bunch of animals because sapient and bipedal, so it is VERY likely that there's also variations of a lot of formerly marine animals that adapted to fill niches in nature.

Most of the wildlife or non-sentient species that we've seen in Splatoon (unfortunately) just look the exact same as they do in the ocean. My honorable mentions will be sharks, moray eels and what I assume most non-sentient wild fish would look like if they were added to the game... they just kind of magically float around? I'm personally choosing to ignore that and saying they probably have walking fins or similar limbs for reptile-like walking, or perhaps fins evolved for flight like hummingbirds or other small birds that flap rapidly to fly, while moray eels would just be alike to giant terrifying burrowing snakes. From the top of my head, new wildlife that has been suggested to exist or shown in game and game-related art includes scallops (bug-like, they fly), sea slugs and nudibranchs, urchins, sea stars, lobsters and crabs AT LEAST. It's fair to assume that there's a LOT of strange lizard-like fish out there.

so. bc its halloween season. what does everyone go as. i think that would be silly to know

GOOD QUESTION this took me so much thought.... so sorry for the long delay. im forcing them all to celebrate halloween <3 also open to suggestions

gio stumps me the most idk what he could be.. vampire is always a classic. something elegant and classy... what if we put cat ears on him (i am shot to death)

maxie and archie are so devil and angel to me. im convinced though BECAUSE BECAUSE maxie reminds me of a lizard and there is a desert lizard called the thorny devil.. and archie is a fish and theres little weird sea slugs called sea angels.. they could either dress as those animals or normal angel devil with those funny motifs <3 i think it would be cute and inchresting

cyrus would be a ghost with a sheet over his head idea courtesy of my good friend cy arcyrus... illustration provided

ghetsis should be something over the top and dramatic like a lich or warlock... more excuses to wear big flowy robes and laugh evilly at people and cast evil shadow skull curses on them

lysandre already has glowing bones so he can be a wraith or some ghastly thing wandering the halls mournfully... a phantom of the opera kind of thing would also suit him well LOL

Going to post a couple of speculative evolution things i wrote on reddit

Because I'm proud of them

endoparasitic dragons

Hear me out, these dragons evolve from slugs of some kind rather than lizards though. Because I heard that insects can only grow to a certain size due to issues with shedding an exoskeleton, and we don't want size limits on our dragons lol

My solution to the fire breathing conundrum is that dragons evolved from something that couldn't rely on their claws or biting skills, since those ways of causing damage are more efficient than spraying stuff. They NEEDED some kind of chemical damage. Evolving their signature breath led them to be very successful, because they couldn't move their limbs while being stuck in flesh, they could still use their chemical breath.

I think they would parasite something else that isn't able to scratch them out. Probably a fish or a whale or something. It would also make their chemical breath more plausible, because wounds inflicted by chemicals are less likely to bleed than wounds inflicted by clawing or biting as they result in blisters and swelling. In the ocean, that would mean a lot because blood attracts predators very easily.

Their wings wouldn't start out as wings- they would be a carapace that would act as a bandage for the wound they produced to both stop the host from scratching them out, and also to prevent further damage to the host such as infection or having predators attack the spot where the dragons nested when they sense it as a weak spot.

That's how a proto dragon might evolve, if you ask me.

(actually) flying geckos

I had an idea for a gecko that flies via a rotating tail. The way how it works is that the gecko semi-detaches its tail like an internal decapitation and uses specialized internal muscle structure to spin it around fast.

It can't fly at will though, probably only for mass migrations or for travelling to find a mate, depending on the season. Plus there's a certain amount of time the tail remains alive before shrivelling, falling off and dying, so the gecko has to act fast. It probably evolved from a gecko that would spin its tail before dropping it as a way to deter predators. There's a thing where multiple tails can grow from one gecko if the tail isn't dropped properly, so maybe that's where the multiple propellers thing came from.

Although, I think it's also feasable for a gecko to develop flight via the front limbs becoming wings. It would look like a bat though. There are already geckos with flaps of skin for gliding, and they live high in the trees, so this gecko can fly and stick to walls like an insect which imo is super useful, and their unique wall climbing skills could give them a niche above other competitors.

Ok I’m gonna make more polls and NOT screw them up by accidentally making them one day long this time (tumblr should let you change poll duration tbh)

 the shallow sea. a shallow sea region that divides the two halves of GarGoraqi. during high tied the entire region is completely flooded and during the lowest of low tides it is covered in tide-pools and shallow banks.  tides in music box are rather extreme, because even with the planets ridiculous size the four moons the planet has make the tides so large. the biggest moon  is responsible for the most extreme tides, though the other moons all affect them. sometimes the difference between high and low tide can be nearly 75ft (22.8 meters) with there being more extreme types of tides closer to 125 ft (38.1 meters) in tidel diffrence.  during most tides that fall between the two extremes the sea has water but it is on the shallow end, some areas are only covered by a surface layer of water but most of the shallows range from depths of 1ft to 16 ft ( 30.48cm--5m) some of the deeper parts often reach depths of 40ft (12m) though rarely exceeds that depth. the land on either side of the shallow sea often has vegetation. to the north you have a Mediterranean climate with warm wet winters and calm hot dry summers. though with the proximity to the equator it on average a bit muggier. in the south shore of the shallow sea the weather and climate is subtropical, with hot and humid summers, and stormy winters. because of the two shores proximity to each other there tends to be a variety of violent storms, though the south shore of the shallow sea tends to revive the brunt of it. (due to tides and winds)  some species found  in the shallow sea - common animals found in tide pools are found in the region, things such as corals, anemones, sea urchins, sea stars, snails and sea slugs, sea cucumbers, sand charm (we would call them sand dollars), barnicals, chiton, limpets,  clams and oysters,  a variety of minnow like fish, shrimp, crabs, rarely lobsters, horseshoe crabs, and octopi 

- tidepool ammonites- a diverse amount of subspecies of ammonite that have specialized to surviving in tide pools.

- sharks, the three most common kinds of sharks found in the shallow sea are the tiny fisher’s bane sharks, large rose snouted sharks and on the shelf drop of the shallow sea you can find frilled sharks.

- sea dragons, this is a nicknamed for a relative of ocean dwelling monitor lizard. 

- sea turtles, both of the soft shell and hard shell variety,the y come in all shapes and sizes, from the latest dragon turtle reaching lengths of 10-15 ft (3-4.6 meters), leather back 6-10 ft (1.8-3 meters), and alligator snapping turtles who dominate the shallow estuaries at the mouth of where the shallow sea meets the land. to the smallest turtles such as the sand charm turtles 3-5 in (7.6-12.7 cm), rose-bud turtles 1/2-1ft (15.2-30.5 cm).

-neptonians, the Neptonian empire technically claim all of the shallow sea as their territory, but only have a few colonies in the area due to concerns for the fragile ecosystem, the most kind of common Neptonian found in the region are shallow sea sirens, though mermaids and finfolk are also found 

-sea snake gorgans, there's roughly three hives of snake people that live on or near the shallow sea at any given time. the most common adaptation they have is that they have bodies better adapted for swimming such as sea snakes and sea kraits, like true sea snakes they can hold their breath ranging from 30 min to up to 8 hrs. - sea snakes and sea kraits (sea snakes that live part time on land), there's a multitude of species that live all around the shallow sea and even into the iles of heaven, they are reptiles, snakes with a paddle like tail. -seahorse and crustacean demilions, because demilions adapt to where they are going to live, the demilion of the shallow sea have made adaptations to make them more like crabs (insert joke about everything evolving to into crabs) the deeper water ones have more seahores like bodies

-isopods, both giant and small, all live 

-caqsals- cat snails, fisher cats with snail shells. -river rutssets, weasel like creatures that are roughly the size of housecats, they have striped tails and a bark back with a lighter underbelly. these long creatures scurry up and down the trees long river banks, they also hunt among reeds of estuaries. -tretvi, humanoid they are only found in the western parts of the shallow sea on islands close to the island of cirestiv, they are able to induce hallucinations and confusion, may have originally evolved on O’ller and O’sten. they might have been related to the fairy creatures called rabbits. -norings, are prolific, horrific shapeshifters. they are demon kin that much like duelo and animal demons they can found on many most continents though are much rarer on continents without humans, similarly to vampires, reapers and duelo, the highest concentration of norings anywhere is in Gargoraqi. - jeni and dijeni, some live along the coast line but they mostly inhabit the inner regions of Gargoraqi. one is even kin with a range of abilities including elemental control, wish granting and invisibility/illusions, the other ids demon kin with th ability to take on animal shapes and staff through shadows -jouri are small flying creature, they stand around 3ft-4ft (91.44-121.92 cm) tall, they are not able to talk but communicate by chirping. they are only found in Gargoraqi and the surrounding islands. they are sometimes seen nesting on the shores or islands in the shallow sea. -sea gulls, sea trout, and other shore birds, that can and will smith you and then steal your dinner, drawn in by the large amounts of potential prey. -pelicans, freaky birds, there are two species prominent in the region, brown pelicans and the larger silver beaked pelicans  -flamingos, that feast on shrimp and krill, they hav a range from down in ralunjas up to the bobby forest and cape of death in scalipia. they are there along with other wading shore birds, like sand pipers, egrets, ibises, spoon bills and herons. (all photos are stock photos and are used only to help in visualization, if a photo is not a stock photo it was not known to me)

Andromeda

            There is something that humanity is not aware of yet, and won’t for some time now: that we are not the only human beings in the universe; though the universe is diverse and always has been with an wide variety of different kinds of planets and moons in an wide variety of different kinds of galaxies, the universe also produces an lot of the same species including plants and animals. Earth is one of many planets in the universe with humans, pine trees, lizards, birds, fish, snakes, snails and grass, though unlike many planets and moons we do not have glurams, worm like dogs, kizzles, tall spiky trees that produce an chemical into the air that is poisonous to many species including humans, bolc, large cats with two heads, yeeshi, human like beings with three eyes and four arms and four legs, fooglk, purple cows with frog like tongues, zaous, giant slug like creatures with ten eyes, sharp teeth and two arms, or diugo, grass that can grow to be as tall as an skyscraper.

            An few million years ago on the planet Zereefa in what we know to be the Andromeda galaxy, the humans are some of the most advanced that have ever existed. The Zereefaians have since spread far across the universe, and are in many different galaxies. The cities on Zereefa at this time are some of the largest that have ever been built by human beings; the human beings from Zereefa are an strange bunch, for not only are they very technologically advanced, they all have glowing yellow eyes, and many of them have strong magical powers; though the Zereefa are an incredible people, they are not the rulers of their home planet; the Yeeshi had stolen their world from them thousands and thousands of years ago, as they did from one corner of the cosmos to another-they are as powerful and advanced as the Zereefaians, though the Yeeshi are even more so and strangely more magical, and have been around for double as long; their cruel and strange empire was at its peak at this time, and was an time for new growth and despite poverty; to them it is the year 485(((), and this was shortly after they invented trains, skyscrapers, cars, planes, and nuclear bombs; the Yeeshi have always forced the people on the planet they conquer to manufacture the products in their society; they never spoke and communicated using telekinesis and deception; every planet or moon they had ever conquered resulted in the people on this world to be utterly confused, terrified, deceived, and in total opposition to the Yeeshi;

            The Gooloks, Cat People from planet Vex in the Xoc galaxy, along with people from their planets, help the Zereefaians defeat the Yeeshi

Another ally of the Zereefaians are the Kornoionas from  the planet Cir in the Duf galaxy; the Kornoionas look like humans expect the masses of them dress in drag at all times; another ally are the Woogozzles, Grungy long haired dirty people, though some have shaved heads and tattoos, they look like humans from the planet Zingga from the Andromeda galaxy

Other allies of the Zereefaians that also in the Andromeda galaxy are the Samps from the planet Galrock; Samps are humans that are cyclops that have an medieval like society; Zoops are humans with oval black eyes and pointed ears from the planet Dip are hunter and gathers; And Eins, Dog People from the planet Tik; Eins have pet humans on leashes

            The Misreepeloi are allies of the Yeeshi; they are from the planet Giu in the Bok galaxy and their planet is similar to ours and their society is similar to ours though their skies are dark blue; they look like us though they have four eyes and two noses and the same powers as the Yeeshi

Another ally of the Yeeshi are the Bivvybumpalums; the Bivvybumpalums are from the planet Coopycoop also in the Andromeda galaxy; the Bivvybumpalums are little teddy bear like creatures and they come in every color of the rainbow and they shoot laser beams out of the eyes

i drew a ref at long last -_- heres the slug. he has many names you can call him basically whatever. he is based on sea slugs and the blue ring octopus but he will not poison you i prommy : ]

facts not listed:

>he is a shapeshifting freak and all of his body is made of the same stuff. if you cut him in half it would just be kind of gelatinous and blue in there under his outer filament and he could reattach himself pretty easily. if you grab his tail it pops off like a lizard's and turns into jello.

>he has a range of heights and shapes but this shape and being ~4'11" is his usual pick. any previous iterations of him are all canonical and he was born a fully formed adult.

>his eyes going goopy is not a sign of distress, usually just a sign of distraction or heavy relaxation. it takes a very minimal amount of effort to keep his form in check but he does forget sometimes with the eyes specifically. he can still see just fine.

>his main diet is just minerals and proteins. he CAN eat basically whatever (including things generally poisonous to humans) but mostly he just eats chalk and raw fish.

>he lacks separate organs of any kind (including reproductive) but could theoretically make them if he wanted to (he usually does not). he basically only has three actual parts; the outer "shell" which is skin-like in texture but has a little more "give" if you squeeze it, his inner slime underneath that, and his bones/teeth which are all pretty much soluble and only there for structure (and eating.)

14 Fun Facts About Bright Pink Animals

https://sciencespies.com/nature/14-fun-facts-about-bright-pink-animals/

14 Fun Facts About Bright Pink Animals

SMITHSONIANMAG.COM | Feb. 12, 2021, 6:08 p.m.

Each February, the color pink is a bold sign that the season of love has arrived. Now filled with blush-colored Hallmark cards featuring cute puppies and kittens, Valentine’s Day has evolved in stark contrast to its origins. The three-day Roman feast allegedly marked by animal sacrifice is certainly more R-rated by today’s standards.

Thankfully, people simply purchase fluffy, rose-tinted Teddy bears for their special someone instead these days. You’d be hard-pressed to find a rosy grizzly in nature, however, so why not celebrate this Valentine’s Day by learning about 14 animals who rock both soft and vibrant shades of pink, naturally.

Axolotls Have Hot Pink External Gills

An axolotl showing off the bones in its feet and the blood vessels in its gills

(Seánín Óg via Flickr under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 )

Captive axolotls are known for their pale pink-white bodies and flashy, spiky, hot-pink hair-do—that isn’t hair at all. The crown of feathery prongs emerging from the base of their head are actually its gills. Axolotls have four genes that influence their color. Those with a white-pink body rely on a recessive gene that during embryonic development prevents pigment cells meant to darken their body from taking effect.

But rose-hued axolotls won’t pop up in the wilderness. For starters, wild axolotls are an olive-brown color, and they only live in waterways in Xochimilco, Mexico. These critters are critically endangered but persist in captivity as research subjects or unique pets.

Rare Fuschia Oblong-Winged Katydids Stand Out in a Crowd

A pink oblong-winged katydid failing to blend in at the Middlefork Savanna Forest Preserve in Lake County, Illinois

(JanetandPhil via Flickr under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 )

Katydids have a reputation for being brown or green, but some species shatter the stereotype with a bright pink flair. Oblong-winged katydids (Amblycorypha oblongifolia) are one of those species. Breeding experiments suggest this discrepancy isn’t due to a genetic mutation. When a green individual mates with a pink one, they make blush-colored children half the time. So why are fewer of these pink katydids seen?

Blame the power of camouflage, which gives green katydids that resemble leaves a survival advantage in most areas. In contrast, easy-to-spot pink individuals are picked off by predators.

Beware of the ‘Purple People Eater’

A mauve stinger traveling underwater

(Fco. Javier Gallardo Álvarez via Flickr under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 )

The mauve stinger jellyfish (Pelagia noctiluca) proudly displays brightly pigmented hues, dazzling the beholder with purple, yellow and even pink varieties. P. noctiluca roughly translates to “night light” in German, named for its ability to leave a glowing trail of bioluminescent mucous behind if frightened. They have stout bell- or umbrella-shaped “bodies” measuring between 3 to 12 centimeters, with long tentacles dangling below.

In Australia, these jellies have a quite shocking nickname: the purple people eater—and for good reason. They’re covered with stinging cells called nematocysts that are able to paralyze their small prey, including planktonic crustaceans and fish larvae, and give humans localized pain.

Amazon River Dolphins May Get Pinker From Battle

An Amazon river dolphin spyhopping in the wild

(Sylvain CORDIER via Getty Images)

When Amazon river dolphins (Inia geoffrensis) are young, they pretty much look almost like the average bottlenose dolphin one might see at a zoo with a few key differences. They are born with sleek, gray bodies, but feature long, thin snouts and ridge-like humps where a typical dorsal fin would be. But when they grow up, they become even more distinct from good ol’ Flipper.

Some adults in the species develop a gorgeous blush-pink color, hence their nickname “pink river dolphin.” How exactly these animals, also called boto, go from gray in their youth to pink when they mature is unknown. But there is one rather brutally compelling theory: they beat each other up.

Males, who are bigger and more aggressive, tend to also look pinker than the females. It’s possible, then, that their color comes from their scar tissue that appears as they heal from battle. Another idea is that the adults become pink to camouflage themselves in murky red waters to hide from prey. Considering they’re an endangered species, impacted by human hunting and development, that kind of adaptation might be crucial for their survival.

The Rose-Feathered Galah Will Make You Say Ooh-La-La

A pink galah on a tree branch in Australia

(Alexandre Roux via Flickr under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 )

Cockatoos might have the most stylish hairdos in the animal kingdom, and the pink galah’s short, white-feathered crest is among them. Like other parrots, the galah’s raspberry-colored neck, breast and underwings are caused by psittacofulvins, pigmented molecules in their feathers produce color absorbed from light. These molecules are unique to parrots, whereas most other birds get their colored plumage from light-absorbing carotenoid pigments found in their diet, not within their feathers.

Those searching for wild galahs (Eolophus roseicapilla) will need to travel to two locations in Oceania: mainland Australia or a small region in northern New Zealand.

This Super-Pink Sea Slug Eats Tiny Rose-Colored Creatures

The pink design of a Hopkins’ rose nudibranch signals poisonous danger to predators.

(Robin Agarwal (ANudibranchMom on iNaturalist) via Flickr under CC BY-NC 2.0 )

Despite looking more like sea anemone or some kind of squishy, spiky stress ball, Hopkins’ rose nudibranch (Okenia rosacea) is actually a sea slug—and please don’t give it a squeeze. Aptly named, this North America-based, one-inch-long sea critter is as impossibly pink, save for its white-tipped papillae. Nudibranches use their colors to warn predators that making a meal out of them would lead to toxic consequences.

Unlike other sea slugs, nudibranchs feast on certain creatures, and the Hopkins’ rose variety gets its beautiful color from its choice prey: tiny pink bryozoans, or moss animals. Bryozoans are colonial animals, meaning they live in colonies where individual organisms connect in units called zooids. These Lego-like animals are no match for the Hopkins’ rose nudibranch, however, which has hook-like teeth made to pierce through bryozoans and gobble up the pink delicacies.

This Worm-Like Creature Is Actually a Lizard

A Mexican mole lizard in Laz Paz, Baja California Sur, Mexico

(marlin harms via Wikimedia Commons under CC BY 2.0 )

Despite its blush-colored, noodle-like frame, the Mexican mole lizard (Bipes biporus) is neither a worm nor a snake. Instead of four legs, however, the reptile has just two tiny forelegs for digging while the rest of its body slithers along. Rarely emerging from the ground, the strange-looking lizard’s subterranean lifestyle causes it to have low levels of color-boosting melanin. This behavior leads to its baby-pink appearance, though it turns white as it matures.

The Mexican mole lizard belongs to a group of legless lizards called amphisbaenians. Of course, since it actually does have limbs, it also resides within a special three-species family called Bipedidae that have front legs, unlike the other amphisbaenians. Native to Baja California Peninsula in Mexico, these critters are hitched to a rather unsavory, baseless myth among locals. Some folks fear the lizard will crawl into certain exposed areas while relieving themselves.

A Fluffy, White Bat With Rosé-Toned Wings

A Northern Ghost Bat hanging from a palm leaf

(Michael Autumn via Wikimedia Commons under CC BY-SA 4.0 )

Not to be mistaken for cotton ball hanging from the rafters, the northern ghost bat (Diclidurus albus) lives up to its name thanks to the soft white fur it sports. Once in the air, however, its translucent pink wing membranes, stretching from the forelimbs to the hindlimbs, are unmistakable. This coloring deviates from the darker membranes more commonly found among bats, helping the ghost bat stand out among its batty relatives.

Where the northern ghost bat’s name deceives is its geographical range. Not found in most of the Northern Hemisphere, instead, their habitat range includes Mexico, Central America, most of Brazil, parts of South America and across some Caribbean islands, including Trinidad.

The species is solitude save for breeding season, which happens to occur in January and February—just in time for the season of love, when members in groups as big as four step outside their bubbles to cozy up together during the day.

This Coral-Colored Seahorse Matches Its Home

A Bargibant’s pygmy seahorse trying to blend in with its surroundings

(Nature Picture Library / Alamy Stock Photo)

Measuring just under an inch when fully grown, the Bargibant’s pygmy seahorse (Hippocampus bargibanti) doesn’t just rely on its small stature to hide from predators. They instead go one step further: matching their environment with the precision of an expert designer.

The species lives mainly in the Coral Triangle in the western Pacific Ocean, where they reside and feed on gorgonian corals. The color of the pygmy seahorses depends on the coral they live in during their youth. To match their vibrant coral home, they’re usually an orange-yellow mix or a red-pink fusion, with bumps called tubercles aiding their camouflage. It’s unclear yet if the seahorses can change colors if they take up residence elsewhere, or if their coloration lasts a lifetime.

A Mantis Disguised as a Beautiful Blossom

A female orchid mantis, which looks like a generic flower in its environment

(Frupus via Flickr under CC BY-NC 2.0 )

The orchid mantis (Hymenopus coronatus), found in Southeast Asia and Indonesia, uses its white body with ombré hints of pink and yellow hues to draw in other insects for a feast. This appearance, particularly stunning in their juvenile forms, is an example of aggressive mimicry where an animal blends in with its environment to catch prey off guard. However, the orchid mantis doesn’t actually look like any particular flower in its environment.

Rather, the orchid mantis’s unspecific nature is actually a boon. Instead of just attracting specific types of pollinators for the kill, the mantis keeps its menu wide open by appearing generic enough to bring in many unsuspecting insects. It doesn’t need to saddle-up next to blossoms to get the job done either; standing out in the open masquerading as a gorgeous orchid is enough to pull off the charade.

This Dashing Dragonfly Is No Damselfly in Distress

A vibrant male Roseate Skimmer dragonfly at Bob Jones Park in Southlake, Texas

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The roseate skimmer is an aptly named dragonfly—that is, for the males. As an animal that exhibits sexual dimorphism, the species’ mature males and females appear noticeably different from each other. The females are decidedly less colorful, taking on a brownish hue. The males, however, show off pink-purple bodies when they reach adulthood. A young male roseate skimmer (Orthemis ferruginea) is certainly a mama’s boy, having a similar appearance to the females before his own maturation.

The species can be found throughout the southern United States, from California to Florida. It also is located in Hawaii and parts of the Midwest and East Coast, Mexico, and Central America. Roseate skimmers prefer inland bodies of water where vegetation is plentiful, and decide to put their eggs even in tiny pools so long as the plants they desire to eat are around.

The Shocking Pink Dragon Millipede Lives Up to Its Name

A shocking pink dragon millipede crawls through its environment, sharply contrasting the drab background.

(Oliver Thompson-Holmes via Alamy Stock Photo)

While the shocking pink dragon millipede (Desmoxytes purpurosea) is considerably smaller than dragons of lore, they are just as intimidating to their enemies as their fire-breathing namesakes. Resembling hot pink limousines of the insect world, the three-centimeter-long millipedes’ vibrant color serves as a warning to any would-be predator: stay away. They have glands that excrete hydrogen cyanide, a highly toxic acid. This strategy—using appearance to signal danger—is known as aposematic coloration.

Aposematic coloration is thought to be the reason for the pink dragon millipede’s coloring because it eats out in the open during the day, perhaps confident that its stunning appearance will dissuade other animals from eating it. The pink dragon millipede resides in northern Thailand. It is also one of the biggest in its genus. In total over 30 different dragon millipedes exist, all around Southeast Asia in countries such as China and Vietnam.

Bubble-Gum Pink Elephant Hawk Moths Live Are Global Sensations

The small elephant hawk moth trades size in exchange for color

(Frank Vassen via Flickr under CC BY 2.0 )

Both the small elephant hawk moth (Deilephila porcellus) and its larger cousin (Deilephila elpenor) rock beautiful bubblegum pink wings outlined in olive set the small elephant hawk moth (Deilephila porcellus). Both insects start out as gray, dusty-looking caterpillars that slightly resemble elephant trunks, hence the name elephant hawk moth. D. elpenor has a gorgeous pink stripe on its abdomen that differentiates it from its smaller relative.

These moths can be found in North Africa, Europe, and even as far east as China. Their location can even impact how vibrant their colors are. Moths in drier and warmer parts of Asia show less, or even an absence of, pink coloring, while moths in northwest Africa and around the Mediterranean sea have brighter colors.

Pale-Pink Naked Mole-Rats Are Resilient Feats of Nature

A naked mole-rat at the National Zoo

(Mehgan Murphy / Smithsonian National Zoo via Flickr under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0 )

As one of the most unique, and perhaps off-putting, mammals in the world, the naked mole-rat (Heterocephalus glaber) is interesting in more ways than one. They are mostly hairless, resulting in a wrinkly light-pink or gray-pink appearance. However, the practically-blind animals have whiskers on their faces and tails to sense their surroundings and hairs on their feet to help them move soil around in their East African underground environment. Naked mole-rats are also the longest-living rodents, with an estimated life expectancy of up to 30 years. They’re immune to cancer, and their risk of death doesn’t increase with old age, baffling scientists. They can even survive better than us humans, as they are able to withstand nearly 20 minutes without oxygen.

Because naked mole-rats cannot regulate their own internal temperature, they get warm using shallow tunnels and huddling together. That intimate contact is also the most action a naked mole-rat will usually get: unlike most other mammals, they are a eusocial species, meaning one queen mates with several males while the rest of the community helps raise the children. Such togetherness will quickly cease if the queen is gone, however. Several females may engage in deadly battle in order for the right to become the colony’s new leader.

This Magenta-Speckled Snake Slithers With Style

Liophidium pattoni slithers along with its pink-striped scales.

(Bernard DUPONT via Flickr under CC BY-SA 2.0 )

Researched for the first time in 2010, Liophidium pattoni may lack a common name, but it certainly has no shortage of pizzazz. The slithering creature is striped with hot pink speckles against black scales along its back with a bright yellow belly. The underside of the tip of its tail looks as if it was dipped in magenta, almost as if the snake is cosplaying as a mermaid, minus the fin.

The species can be found in northeast Madagascar and is just one of two kinds of snakes with bright body coloration among more than 90 species known to science on the island. Because it is not believed to be aggressive nor dangerously poisonous, its pink pattern may be an indicator of bad taste or even a bluff that it’s harmful to predators. Essentially, it could be an example of aposematic coloration without actual danger lurking behind.

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The fifth in a series exploring the popular modern folklore of cryptozoology and what Mythos forces may have inspired it.

Water monsters

If any cryptid is discovered to literally exist, precisely as described by legend and folk-lore, it will probably be a water monster. The ocean is a big place and it's easy to believe we could miss a large animal in the lightless depths.

That said, the physical evidence for sea serpents is just as dubious as it is for any other cryptid, with a lack of clear photos and any biomaterial turning up inconclusive at best and known animals or hoaxes at worst.

Water Horse

Typified by its relatively stocky build and a horse-like head with a mane and/or short horns. Water horses once seemed ubiquitous amongst sea and lake monsters but have been largely replaced outside of a few stubborn hold outs, such as the Loch Oich monster.

Plesiosauroid

Relic plesiosaurs are definitely one of the most iconic cryptids, with their humped back, four diamond shaped flippers and curving swan-like neck. Funnily enough, paleontologists do not think that prehistoric plesiosaurs could lift their necks at an angle like that. Either their modern descendants evolved to more easily stretch out of the water or the plesiosauroids are actually a completely different animal exhibiting parallel evolution.

Or they’re the ghosts of sauropods.

Super Eel

These immense serpents are common sights amongst sea monsters although they range wildly in detail. Super eels have been described as literally just giant eels or similar fish, elongated crocodilian reptiles and something like a basilosaurus.

Many-finned

Described as a long serpentine creature with a segmented armored hide, a dozen fins and in at least one sighting, a walrus-like head. A similar serpent with a distinctly arthropod appearance known as the con rít (centipede) has been sighted in the waters around vietnam.

Not all sightings can be neatly classified however.

A serpent sighted in Cape Sable, Nova Scotia in 1976 was certainly an odd one. It is said that it was built like a 50 foot sea horse, with greyish snake-like skin covered in barnacles. The strangest part was its head, which witnesses described as something like a crocodile's but tusked and having huge bloodshot red eyes that projected out of the skull on stalks!

Kaunuzoth, the glowing thing of Moore Lake

Members of Glaaki's slug-like species can be found in freshwater lakes all over the world, resting from their interdimensional journeys. Kaunuzoth is one such entity, albeit a particularly strange one.

Something really has been seen in the Moore Lake Reservoir. In 1968 a trio of youths (known only as Michael, Richard and Cindy) were having a midnight fish at the side of the lake. Around 2 in the morning one of the fishers noticed a red glow in the water about a quarter mile away before it disappeared. At first they remained unconcerned but suddenly all the night noises ceased and they noticed the glow was back, only 30 feet from the dock. They claimed that the red glow they noticed was a pair of eyes, set in a white crocodilian skull. But what really scared them is that there was something else out there, something huge that loomed in the darkness behind those glowing red eyes. As the crocodile-like head surged towards the dock they raced back to their car and fled the area, leaving their supplies behind. As they looked behind, they noticed the red glow filling the water around their abandoned dock. The local police investigated, although they found nothing but the remains of what seemed to be a feast of raw horned trout.

Other people have seen the red glowing eyes or were plunged into a stifling silence but nobody has reported seeing the huge thing in the darkness since.

Bokrug, the Great Water Lizard

Bokrug is one of the small gods, a native to Earth’s Dreamlands. Bokrug was once a greater and more active god but when his people, the Thunn'ha of Ib, were destroyed he was made lesser for it. He spent 1000 years gathering strength for his final revenge against the perpetrators and nearly spent the last of himself in their destruction.

Now he sleeps at the bottom of his lake, with only the shades of Ib to keep him company. Very little could persuade him to come to the waking world but there are a few things that could awaken his ire enough to make the trip.

The Covington family are old, old money. Descended from british nobility, their family has traditionally lived in a palatial estate in the english countryside and they want for nothing. Lately however, their fortunes appear to have changed. The Covingtons are dropping like flies and the servant staff has fled. Rumours abound of ghostly figures seen wandering their land and a serpent has been seen in the nearby lake, each time coinciding with the death of a Covington. Lord Covington is desperate for this to stop and has spared no expense in bringing all manner of Investigator to the estate.

However, he hides a secret from those who would help; in the secret history of their family they came from a city called Sarnath in the country of Mnar, a place that has never appeared on any map of any age. They fled some ancient disaster with the treasures of that land and used it to buy their nobility. Their ancestors sent forward a warning, to stay far from water, to fear the Great Lizard and to anoint the “shard of Ib” with blood every 10 years. Lord Covington never believed that superstitious twaddle and when his father died a decade ago, he sold the stupid thing on auction.

Chaugnar-Spawn

One of the more out-there theories hanging over the loch ness monster is that it is in fact a swimming elephant, either having escaped from a zoo in the 1930s or perhaps even stranger, a hidden species of pachyderm native to western Europe. Perhaps they’re on to something?

While not at all elephants, the vampiric entities known as the Chaugnar-Spawn do closely resemble them and share some anatomical features. Just like an elephant the Chaugnar-Spawn can use their trunks as a snorkel while swimming!

The advancement of humanity has driven the Chaugnar-Spawn out of their traditional hunting grounds, into deep woods and jungles and more insidiously, beneath the waters of the world. So much of human civilization is located on the shore it is very convenient for a semi-aquatic predator looking to snatch some easy prey.

Byatis

The serpent bearded Byatis, 3rd god of divination. Lore of Byatis is widespread but light on detail, with only the 3rd volume of the Revelations of Glaaki having any real information.

In regards to its supposed relation to Cthulhu and the Star Spawn, human authors were actually more accurate than they usually are in claiming such things. While Byatis is neither a star spawn itself or any kind of “water elemental” it is a member of another species that calls the stellar corona of Xoth home. It came to Earth with them, hitching a ride as the remora does the shark.

Byatis is adept at a form of astral projection that is massively disruptive to local subspace conditions, awakening spirits and drawing residual psychic impressions (also known as a stone-tape haunting) from both past and future. Its projections can even manifest in a smaller, ectoplasmic form in these zones, the spidery toad-like spirit giving rise to the legend of the Berkeley Toad.

Yith-Parrallel Aquaform

Although their technology often resembled it, the Yith did not have much use for magic. In their eyes the whims of greater powers can't compare to the reliability of rune circuitry, psychic metal and atomic power. Things changed when the time came that the Polypous Ones broke free of their ancient prison to war against the Yith. Some radical thinkers (not coincidentally many of them deemed unworthy of braincasting forward in time) turned to the occult lore so far only recorded for historical posterity. With the aid of an unknown entity (or entities) these Yith escaped sideways onto another earth, one where the Elder Things never landed, where the Polypous Ones were never born and the biosphere grew independent of the Shoggothim.

Now they are back in this instance of Earth. Perhaps they have been for millennia, watching and waiting. But for what? Are they merely following in the footsteps of the ancient Yith and observing for anthropological purposes, or is the presence of their aquatic spies a sign of some more nefarious goal?

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Wow, that felt like it took a million years to write! Turns out there aren’t that many fun conspiracies around sea serpents for me to bounce off of.  

Also, I’ve been addicted to Among Us!

Okay here’s the whole entire text of my original pokemon gen concept under a cut (sorry if that screws you up on mobile)

I’ve only ever sketched a tiny number of these (like my fly ideas here), but I can see most of them in my head pretty clearly and might sketch more of them by request someday. I originally set my fan-region in Florida, a place I hated living but still had a lot of interesting characteristics. This changed over once I moved to Oregon, and the thing about Oregon is that it has desert, forest, swamp, coastline and frozen mountaintops that are all pretty vast, ancient and in places relatively untouched compared to the rest of North America. This is not only a perfect setting for some really wild pokemon, but makes a believable choice because our Pacific Northwest is pretty popular in Japan.

The different biomes of this region have "deep" areas where the pokemon change. Some also have "polluted" areas. The region is environmentally themed and heavily deals with human interference on the natural world.

The villains are Team Bio, genetic engineerers lead by a mysterious old woman who narrowly survived the original Mewtwo experiment. Her underlings all use "mutant" pokemon, and she seeks to create a new species of hyper-intelligent, pure-hearted pokemon that will replace humans entirely. Along the way is a strange increase in reports of interstellar pokemon activity... I actually tried hard to minimize how many pokemon in this are just “my kind” of concept, but I think I failed pretty hard. It probably does feel like it leans a little more towards Mortasheen than something Pokemon would actually make, but for basically every pokemon that’s one of my “dream concepts” or “most wanted” I tried to come up with one that I thought would appeal more to somebody else’s taste than mine.

THE STARTERS

Grass Starter: a grass "lumberjack" pterosaur with an axe for a beak. Second stage has more saw-like beak, final stage is a grass/steel quetzalcoatlus (the pterosaur) with a beak and crest forming a chainsaw, no longer flies

Fire type calf whose black cow marks are actually soot. Evolves into cow with craggy black “helmet” and horns of charcoal. Final stage a charcoal-armored minotaur like fire/ground type.

Water Starter is a beady-eyed water shrew with big webbed flipper feet, known to steal shiny objects. Second stage more humanoid, said to dive for treasure. Final stage is water/dark lanky, stripey shrew with a black mask, said to rob boats like a “highwayman” of the river.

Meadows and forest:

Normal type mammal is a spherical porcupine, like a chestnut. Rubs its spines with noxious fruit juices, giving it a multicolored look. Evolved form is a colorful “punk” porcupine.

Early bug is a sticklike inchworm Evolves to cocoon resembling a wooden log on top. Final form is bipedal stick mimic grasshopper, evocative of a cute wooden puppet with a pointed nose.

Basic bird is a hummingbird Evolves to be four-winged and legless, never lands in its whole life. Final hummingbird is a fierce looking hunter that drains energy from grass types like a predator.

Grass type walking bud creature, looks nervous. Evolves to grass/flying orchid-like angelic flower. Alternate evolution is wilted, grey, grass/ghost goth orchid with tattered petals, cute but sad. (evolves this way if it levels up after a battle in which it sustained super-effective damage)

Ground type earthworm sticking out of dirt, cute flower-shaped head. Evolved worm looks like shark sticking out of the dirt, nose looks like its prevo

Electric/dark pikachu-like packrat holding a large coin. Electrically charges its treasure as a booby trap. Actually said to be employed as underlings by the water-type shrew starter.

MISCELLANY:

Bug/poison type grub with fangs. Only encountered in garbage cans. Evolves into a fly pupa Final stage is a gloomy looking, drooling anthropomorphic fly.

Single stage bug/fairy type: a beautiful Maleficent-looking parasitoid wasp. Evolves from any cocoon/pupa pokemon if they're holding a "suspicious egg" item.

Ocean

Water/grass nudibranch with flower on its back. Evolves to a glaucus, each "arm" a colorful flower that absorbs sunlight as it floats.

Water type fish that "sails" on the sea's surface with its fins. Sleepy looking stingray evolution. Final form is water/dragon deep sea fish, combines some traits of anglerfish and viperfish with eyes on stalks. Only evolves from stingray when you're in the sea trench.

Water/flying marlin with huge, dazzling butterfly like fins.

Water type baby dolphin, fuzzy like a seal pup, only evolves if it has fainted more times than the number of its current level. Evolved form is water/dark, shaggy-furred, fierce looking, battle scarred dolphin with legs instead of flippers, a throwback to the doglike ancestors of delphinidae.

Polluted inlet

Water/poison oil slick with two tentacles and beady white eyes, signature ability changes it to water/fire type if it uses a fire move. Evolved form is an oil slick rising into a cartoon octopus with x's for pupils.

Water/steel fish hook with tiny head and eyes, like a barbed metal worm. Water/steel fishing jig, googly eyes and everything.

Barren Island - just a very big rock in the middle of the inlet

Ghost/poison: a greenish "dodo bird" with a face like a biohazard mask, the ghost of a species that went exinct due to sickness.

Sea Trench

Water/fire bristleworm "snake" Water/fire tube worm "dragon"

Water/ghost wailord skeleton draped in pink fuzz and a garden of one-eyed bone worms.

Swamp

Electric/flying bird resembling a lightbulb kiwi. Evolved form resembling a neon light lawn flamingo.

Grass/fairy giant sloth with sleepy face, completely covered in shaggy moss with various flowers and mushrooms. Protector of the swamp, able to control plant life.

Grass/psychic sundew, just a pair of sundew leaves atop a sleepy looking oddish-esque bulb. Evolved sundew is mostly a big circular sundew rosette, but a humanoid flower rotates in the center like a music box to lure prey.

Water/fighting borzoi pup with long legs, acts like a water strider. Evolved form is an elongated, elegant borzoi "ballerina" that dances atop water

Water/ground red leech slightly evocative of a vacuum cleaner. A healer that sucks poison from the body instead of blood. May mysteriously appear in your team after walking through swamp water.

Deep Forest:

Grass/ground banana slug with colorful mold spots, learns spore. Evolves into mold splotched, brown banana peel creature, more like a big squid.

Grass/dark autumn leaf in the shape of a bat, has levitate. Evolved form redder, bigger "vampire cape" leaf-bat.

Psychic/ghost cheshire cat with Meowth-like proportions, bright crescent smile. Evolved form just huge smile and cat eyes hovering in the air, beastly cat body fading into view only for physical attacks or when struck.

Rock type humanoid made of transparent amber with a strange mayfly-like bug sleeping inside. Outer body can "break" at low HP and release faster, more offensive pure bug form.

Rock: incredibly huge, stony looking moose with long white fur draped over its eyes and back. Comes in size variations like Pumpkaboo line and said to never stop growing. A truly titanic one is used as transportation through the deep forest.

Snowy patches

Bug/ice velvet worm that spews a freezing liquid. Silly looking, almost like wiggler from mario.

Ice/flying fluffy white bird resembling a tiny Japanese style snowman. Evolves to resemble western style snowman with clawed bird feet, pointed beak nose. A flightless pure ice mountain dweller.

Electric/ice with levitate: a crystalline "UFO" sky-jellyfish with many colorful lights, core body looks like a cute pikmin-esque "alien" inside. Catch by fishing off of ledges into the sky. Mistaken by locals for alien activity.

Lava Tube Caves

Psychic type bipedal pink salamander with no eyes. Evolves into beautiful milotic-like psychic/dragon blind olm.

Rock/fighting spearhead with feet, eyes are just round holes through blade. Evolves to gain a stick-figure sort of body.

Abandoned town

Normal/bug filthy dog, a shaggy pile of fur with goofy eyes and pink tongue. Little black specks jump about it. Ability changes normal moves to bug moves. Evolved form more obviously a dog but still very shaggy, surrounded by constant cloud of black specks.

Grass/electric "christmas tree" made of holly and lights. Found in a burned down house, glowing eyes peer out from beneath it.

Ghost: has a colorful quilt for a body and a pincushion for a head. Found inside houses.

Garbage dump - accessible through abandoned town, possibly what drove people away (includes piles of toys you may investigate to encounter a banette, mimikyu or klefki)

Water/poison: cartoony fish with blank eyes and humanoid pair of legs. Fish for in toxic green garbage pools. Evolves into ground/poison skeleton fish with four limbs, walking like a lizard.

Steel/bug rusty orange silverfish. Eats junk metal. Evolved form so big it wears a rusty car for protection with just its legs and feelers sticking out.

MICROPOKEMON - enlarged artificially in a laboratory where you can also take your fossils.

Bug/fighting flea - spiny black flea with big jagged white teeth. Create from the "pest sample" an item carried randomly by the normal/bug dog.

Poison/fairy germ - fuzzy multicolored mold ball with eyes, stalked suckers. Retrieve "germ sample" from the dodo ghost.

Water/fairy tardigrade - transparent, cute bug stylized almost like a "gummy bear."  Retrieve "dew sample" from moss sloth.

Pseudolegendary:

Rock type baby gargoyle creature. Evolves to winged gargoyle with levitate and a few mossy patches. Final form is an elegant griffon-like rock/dragon with an elaborately carved surface

SPACE ARK DRAGON This location is itself a dragon/fairy legendary pokemon so massive you can enter its body. It exists to collect and preserve species from dying worlds. Most common wild pokemon inside is duosion and sometimes Reuniclus. You can also collect "gene samples" from crystalline pods to replicate the ultrabeasts in the same lab you enlarge the microbes and resurrect fossils.

Bug/dark parasitic alien, a little like weird yellow plant suckered to the ground, red flower-like head with an eye on each petal ala the yokai parasite, gyochu.

Bug/dark parasitic alien, a colorful worm with cute eyes and beautiful mothlike wings, a little like the yokai parasite koshi-no-mushi.

Bug/dark parasitic alien, a pale, red and white striped "lizard" with six spindly limbs and a tubular proboscis, inspired by the yokai parasite kagemushi.

Fairy type alien medic, looks like a cute flatwoods monster with heart motif and nurse coat. Flees from all battles unless you have defeated at least one of each of the parasites.

LEGENDARIES:

Dragon/electric: the ark dragon's smaller offspring, looks like an electronic space whale.

Dragon/steel, menacing, sleek black starship creature. Rival to the ark dragon, a "world reaper" that attempts to destroy planets that it thinks are already dying.

Psychic/fairy little white, fluffy mothman-like being, an observer that casts judgment on suffering worlds to call one of the dragons (version based)

Normal type legendary is the most human-like pokemon we've ever seen, a serene floating figure with long hair and black, almond-shaped eyes. A genetic experiment to supplant humans.

Electric/fighting: a hulking humanoid beast, almost frankensteinian with asymmetrical features, a failed early experiment.

A "glitched and scrambled" two dimensional pokemon. The result of the earliest known experiments in digital pokemon transfer. Actually literally typeless.

POISON FUSIONS created in the garbage dump:

Weezodor - poison/flying - Garbodor/weezing hybrid, like a jellyfish bag with smog tentacles.

Mukking - poison/water - Weezing/muk hybrid, like a koffing with slime appendages.

Garmuk - poison/ground - Muk/garbodor hybrid, like a giant slug made of trash.

MUTANT POKEMON: mutations of classic first-stage pokemon into creatures slightly tougher than even their original final stages.

Mutant Caterpie - bug/dragon - huge, dragonlike Caterpie with more menacing eyespots, clawed limbs.

Mutant Paras - pure grass - giant paras with far more mushrooms of different colors, body pure white with no mouth and white sphere eyes, actually made only of fungus.

Mutant Venonat - bug/dark - same old venonat with a big shaggy monster body

Mutant Zubat - Psychic - somewhat larger than crobat, has actual legs and a pair of clawed arms instead of wings. Much bigger ears.

Mutant Voltorb - electric/steel - a Voltorb even bigger than Electrode, otherwise looks normal besides angrier yellow eyes...until it splits open to reveal sharp teeth.

Mutant Tangela - grass/fairy - more like its scrapped Gen II evolution but perhaps a lot taller, with two very very long arms.

Mutant Geodude - rock/fighting - HUGE spiky arms and hands but head/body are the same as always.

Mutant Shellder - water/steel - it's the spiraly slowbro one!

Mutant Exeggcute - psychic/poison - bigger and more plentiful but "rotten" looking eggs with gloomier eyes and dark purple goo.

Mutant Eevee - normal - bigger than any of the eeveelutions, shaggy and beastly with the "camouflage" ability. Learns strong attacks of every eevee evolution type.

Mutant Doduo - fighting type with only one head

Mutant Luvdisc - the only one based on a non-evolving pokemon. Angry "broken heart" Luvdisc with record offensive stats for the series, but even worse defenses than regular luvdisc.

Mutant Trapinch - dragon/bug - giant turtle-like Trapinch, redder, spiny, second mouth inside jaws.

Mutant Dratini - dragon/fairy - huge long dratini with longer feathery wing ears, identical wings down body.

Mutant Larvitar - dragon/dark - big, armored green reptile, still has larvitar type head with craggier, meaner horn.

Mutant Bagon - dragon - huge, more t-rex proportioned bagon, spiked shell on head.

Mutant Deino - bigger and shaggier with a ring of five long-necked deino heads

Mutant Gible - dragon/fighting - only usually seen as a huge sharky fin sticking out of the ground. When it emerges, its body isn't much bigger than regular gible.

Mutant Goomy - psychic/dragon - giant goomy with gaping mouth, antennae are much longer, green and stripey.

Mutant Jangmo-o - dragon/steel - same old head but more ankylosaur-like big body, entirely a dark iron color with more pitted looking scales.

ENVIRONMENTAL VARIATIONS no mechanical or typing difference, but new color schemes and decorations on existing pokemon, totally an aesthetic change. Have their own shiny forms.

SEA TRENCH FORMS: Entirely pale pink golisopod line with closed eyes transparent red tentacool line with darker red nodules dark maroon inkay line with blue lights red and purple feebas line

CAVE FORMS: White, eyeless venipede line White, eyeless magikarp line

DEEP SWAMP FORMS: crocodile-green Sandile line with lily pad on head black shelled "freshwater" shellder line with green algae growths pure red and purple colored bellsprout line

DEEP FOREST FORMS: braviary with more hawklike colors foongus line with no pokeball pattern...the original foongus? wolf-spider colored joltik line

POLLUTED INLET FORMS: Dewpider line with all black body and limbs, yellow glowing eyes in dirty green water Grey wailmer line draped in red algae, clumps of barnacles (presumably degenerated binacle) Wingull line with grey and black oil-splotched feathers, tin can on head

GARBAGE DUMP FORMS: Bounsweet line with only grey, brown and black colors, dark spoiled looking splotches Black bag trubbish line with green trash, copper colored pipes Rusted looking klink line, rotates only once every few seconds.

----------GYM LEADERS -------------- In this region the gyms are dual type, and bring back past mechanics and gimmicks as their focus.

flying/normal: a blind, wheelchair-bound old man who specializes in dog and bird pokemon. Uses a baton pass team.

Steel/electric: an astronaut commanding his gym by remote feed from the station. Uses Magnezone, Rotom forms and, surprisingly, a random steel or electric ultrabeast.

Poison/bug: a germophobic lady scientist ironically obsessed with pollution pokemon, always wearing a biohazard suit. Has weezing, garbodor, the fly pokemon and Yanmega. Uses Z-moves, but it's random whether she uses a bug or poison one and on which pokemon.

Dark/fire: an elderly biker lady. Has no gym and in fact roams around the region. Surprisingly challenges you to a third-gen style beauty contest with her frightening selection of pokemon.

Grass/fairy: witchy pharmacist and botanist who lives out in the woods, all of her grass types are mushroom based. Unusually has you team up with her in a double battle against a random pokemon of unusual size and strength, like Alola's totem pokemon.

Ground/fighting: an extremely frail little nerdy guy who likes amazingly fearsome pokemon, hates bullies but kind of is one. Makes you face a horde battle with all of his pokemon vs. only one of yours at a time.

Dragon/rock: a boisterous monster movie director who dresses his pokemon in costumes, gym is a cardboard city. Uses a dynamaxed pokemon.

Ghost/psychic: a horror author, Vincent Price like, lives in a mansion and makes visitors face scenes from his books. Instead of a single battle, he has you face a series of singular mega pokemon behind each "scene." THE LABORATORY This location is of course secretly associated with the villain team, but you can free it up from them in the endgame. Here you can make fossil pokemon, micropokemon, regional forms from past generations, ultrabeasts and even mega stones, but all require you to spend one or more “gene crystals.” You’re handed a number of these through the storyline but it would be very challenging to farm more than that  (think Gen 7 bottlecaps). Spending more crystals at the lab would allow you to finally alter abilities, natures and IV’s at a whim, and for an exceptional cost you could upgrade the BASE stats of any L100 pokemon permanently. This is a percentage increase applied across the board to all of its stats at once, and stops at either 100 total points beyond their normal limits, or a final base stat total of 530 (equivalent to a fully evolved starter) MISC STUFF:

Your mom this gen asks you if you hope to have an easy, challenging, or very challenging adventure. You can return to her at any time to adjust the difficulty again.

When you beat the game, you can make a custom trainer for online battles using the models of other NPC trainer types, i.e. you can finally be a swimmer/scientist/grunt/etc. You can unlock some popular ones from past generations.

You can select one pokemon as your main partner, which not only has it following you, but involves it a little more in the storyline (special events based on its first typing) and gives it some in-game perks.

A special item attached to any one of your pokemon allows your whole team to “share strength,” meaning that their weaknesses are mitigated for each teammate they share a type with. This allows for type-themed teams to be more viable but wouldn’t completely eliminate their weaknesses, and the effect diminishes proportionately for every pokemon that faints.

You can designate a seventh pokemon to be your “team mascot,” a non-combat role with different effects depending on species/type.

A single team can have either the mascot, a z-move, a dynamax/gigantamax form or a mega, cannot mix these.

Legendary pokemon now suffer a stat nerf for every other legendary pokemon on the same team. A team of six legendaries would actually be somewhat below-average in stats.

Rating each generation of pokemon based on the number of marine invertebrates

I’m not much of a critic. It’s too hard to decide which generation of pokemon is best, because they’re all equally good. However, I am passionate about marine invertebrates, so that gives me a good, solid metric to work with. Let’s take a look through each generation and count up how much love they give to all our favorite goopy boys and crusty girls.

Note: I’m including any pokemon whose real-life inspiration is clearly a kind of aquatic invertebrate, not just ones that live in the ocean. Invertebrates of course can’t be any animal with a backbone, so fish, frogs, and lizards are out. Let’s get to it.

Kanto

Tentacool

Tentacruel

(Slowpoke)

(Slowbro)

Krabby

Kingler

Staryu

Starmie

Omanyte

Omastar

Kabuto

Kabutops

Total: 10 (12) Percent of this generation: 6.6% (7.9%)

We’re off to a very strong start. I knew kanto wouldn’t let us down with all its love for oddball animals. There are jellyfish, crabs, echinoderms, and molluscs galore. Slowpoke and slowbro are harder to place, because while they certainly look like some kind of terrestrial animal, they have a mythological origin related to a certain kind of sea snail. Special shout-out to our lovely fossil pokemon, which gave us a great start to a long tradition.

Johto

(Slowking)

Corsola

Octillery

Total: 2 (3) Percent: 2% (3%)

I’ll give these guys credit for being a small generation and essentially joined at the hip to Kanto, so Johto residents get plenty of love from the old invertebrates from last gen. Also extra credit to corsola for being one of my all time favorites, and for being very rare and important representation for coral (lots of little animals!).

Hoenn

Corphish

Crawdaunt

Lileep

Cradily

Anorith

Armaldo

Clamperl

Total: 7 Percent: 5.2%

The third generation is my favorite, so I’m glad to see it performing well here. The fossil pokemon are carrying on the honorable tradition of ancient marine invertebrates, who called earth their home for most of its history (sorry dinosaurs, you’ll get your due next generation). However, the fossil pokemon are also carrying most of the weight here, as Hoenn doesn’t offer much besides them. Could do a little better. At least another one of my faves is here (lileep!).

Sinnoh

Shellos

Gastrodon

Phione

Manaphy

Total: 4 Percent: 3.7%

What Sinnoh lacks in numbers, it makes up for in quality. Shellos and Gastrodon are the sea slug rep we never knew we needed, and they come in many fashionable flavors. We also get a legendary and an ambiguously-legendary kind of sea slug, the noble sea angel, getting the status they deserve. 2006 was truly the year of the slug.

Unova

(Dwebble)

(Crustle)

Frillish

Jellicent

Total: 2 (4) Percent: 1.3% (2.6%)

This is abysmal. I’m sorry Unova, you brought such a huge number of great pokemon to the scene, but where is the love for our spineless ocean friends? I included dwebble and crustle out of pity, since real life hermit crabs venture near the ocean at the very least.

Kalos

Inkay

Malamar

Binacle

Barbaracle

Clauncher

Clawitzer

Total: 6 Percent: 8.3%

In a shocking turn of events, Kalos sweeps away the competition, even beating Kanto percentage-wise. It’s a small group, but they come from a small generation, and they show their pride. Finally, the oft-overlooked barnacles get to join in the fun.

Alola

Crabrawler

Crabominable

Mareanie

Toxapex

Dewpider

Araquanid

Wimpod

Golisopod

Pyukumuku

Dhelmise

Nihilego

Total: 11 Percent: 12.5%

It’s no surprise that the region inspired by biodiverse Hawai’i shows lots of love to a wide variety of ocean dwellers. There’s a lot to talk about here, so let’s get started: Crabrawler has an uncanny resemblance to the coconut crab, which is typically found more on land than in water, but I’ll let it slide, especially since its evolution draws inspiration from a totally aquatic crab. Dhelmise is an odd case to judge, since it’s not an animal in any capacity. Its living portion is made of seaweed, and we don’t typically talk about algae having a backbone or not. However, since it clearly doesn’t, I’ll let it join the party. For these purposes I’m considering Nihilego some kind of bizarre jellyfish.

Galar

Clobbopus

Grapploct

Corsola (Galar)

Cursola

Pincurchin

Total: 5 Percent: 6.2%

I find it necessary to point out that not a single one of these marine invertebrate pokemon is water-type, which I think is very cool and fresh of them. I’m including corsola’s new form here because it’s a very nice and educational take on an old classic. Cursola just makes things even better with its spooky charms.

Conclusion

I think it’s safe to say that marine invertebrates have not been neglected in the world of pokemon. We’ve had a wide range of odd animals represented, but there’s always room for more. As for the generations, I think it’s clear that Kanto and Alola are the big winners here, but every generation gave us valuable contributions to the family. Even my favorite group, the echinoderms (starfish, sea cucumbers, urchins, etc.) have a decent number of representatives, perhaps enough for a full team. What kind of marine invertebrate would you like to see more of in the future?

Last time (and the time before that) when my players played dnd:

Part 1:

They left their old lady slug teammate to die in the gullet of a goldfish

The teammate left to die tried to go through the digestive system, failed, and then slipped out of the corner of the fish’s mouth

When she swam back to shore, she only found half the team there as the other half went to collect their reward

Her and the human teammate argue before the one who didn’t get eaten stormed off

The youngerslug who remained with the eaten one cartwheeled back to the ship with her... slug team....

The ones who left to get the reward couldn’t collect it because the prince is 12 and needs his mom’s permission

So they raided his fridge and ate fried chicken and carrots until the one who had the argument showed up

They discuss what they’re going to do next, and collect the money from the empress

They summon the ship to autopilot to where they are, which makes the ship take off right when the two slugs arrived at the location where the ship is

When they all meetup again, they barely say goodbye to the prince and then take off to go back to headquarters

The slug who got eaten gets an apology from the one who argued with her

After deciding that this was horribly exhausting, both of them go to their respective rooms

The remaining slug teammate sits in the kitchen and the giant robot rabbit stands next to her and just stares at her awkwardly

The lizard remembers that someone has to fly the ship so he takes the pilots seat

He ignores the emails from his supervisor

And realizes they need gas

Instead of landing at any planet they passed which could’ve had gas, or relanding and just getting gas on the planet they were on, he decides to take them to an asteroid gas station

But there’s a flea market there so no harm no foul

But the landing was super rough so everyone emerges to see what’s going on

The lizard takes off his hat and ties his bandana around his head to disguise himself from the burger bandits who caused him to lose his last team

Him and the younger slug leave the ship to get gas but the younger slug immediately bolts to the flea market tables

The old lady slug goes outside to rub her hands on the dirty handles of the gas station pumps

The rabbit robot realizes that the lizard is alone and runs out to guard him

The young slug decides to buy MLP comic books from a flea market stand

But doesn’t have a phone to pay (an apple pay society...............)

She runs to the ship to beg the only one on the team to pay for her comics... the human....

The human is answering emails from their supervisor to come back when the slug puppy dog eyes her into buying the comics for her

As they’re leaving the ship, they see the old slug screaming and running onto the ship, which causes the human to turn around and investigate what’s going on with that

Which leaves the young slug embarassed when she again has nothing to pay for the comic books

The old slug tells the human that her brother who killed her granddaughter is here and he has to die for what he did

She grabs her cane and the human is on board because “i understand wanting vengance on a family member”

They march out while the young slug is puppy dog eyeing the lizard for a favor and leads him to the comic books

He realizes he doesn’t have a way to pay, because he lost his phone when he lost his last team, and goes to find the human

Which leads the young slug to be embarassed for a third time in 4 minutes

The human and the old slug start harassing the table vendor where the slug last saw her brother, including trying to grapple him and failing

They look at the parking lot for his ship, which is described as looking like “a little asshole” and obviously find nothing that looks like that....

They realize they’re getting no where and go into the convenience store to harass the clerk

Who is a light-being named Chad

Who doesn’t know anything about the brother

The lizard comes back to the rabbit to see that the gas is almost $300....

And hops onto the rabbit to go find the human

They launch into the air, which drops the lizard onto the asphalt and the rabbit bangs into the metal overhang on the pumps

They realize they should just walk to the convenience store

While the young slug is shaking in embarassment, trying to get the vendor to just give her the comic books, the brother in question of the older slug appears and pays for the comics for her

She follows him to his car and asks him why he did that and he said to just be kind

She asks if he knows the older slug and he says he might if she knows the last name, but she had forgotten it

He tells her that if it is her sister then to call him, and they realize it is his sister so he gives the young slug a gift to give to his sister

And then he takes off

The group realizes they need to pay for gas and while walking back to the ship they see the young slug looking up at the sky as a ship hyperjumps away

After some hestation, she gives the older slug the gift, which is memorabilia from a legendary death-racer that the older slug admires

The older slug is extremely confused because her brother is an asshole

“What kind of game is he playing...”

The others ask what happened and she explains that her brother killed sweet baby jane, her granddaughter, years ago and she has been trying to bring justice since

They all decide they’re going to go kill him but need guns, which they don’t have

The human states “i know a guy” and they skip, hop, march, slither, and fucking walk onto the ship

Part 2:

They get on the ship and the human stops the cheering for murder by asking the older slug to explain in more detail about what happened so they can really help her

The older slug says, “About 5 years ago, my granddaughter, Sweet Baby Jane, the only person who taught me to care about anyone in the world, died.

“My brother, Blagart, is a raging alcoholic. And in the peak of his alcoholism, he got severely drunk one night. Sweet Baby Jane was sleeping on a chair, and Blagart came in, drunk and raging. He approached the chair...

“And sat on Sweet Baby Jane. Killing her.”

Cue the human trying not to laugh, the young slug bursting out laughing, and the lizard howling. The rabbit is a robot and he takes everything seriously.

The older slug realizes that they think this tragedy is a joke and says “You all can rot, I’m going to knit.”

They compose themselves and decide that they should talk to their supervisor to see if they can get help on avenging Sweet Baby Jane

The human tries to research and only finds a song called Sweet Baby Jane

They hyperjump the ship back to headquarters, which causes the lizard to fly back

The robot tries to catch him but overestimates his strength and bats him like a tennis ball

They land the ship and wander to their supervisor’s room

And she isn’t there

They realize it’s lunch time

The young slug goes into their supervisor’s chair and spins in it until she gets super dizzy and almost pukes

The lizard and the robot try to hack the supervisor’s password but they end up locking her out of her own computer

Somehow they get to talking about how their supervisor eats her lunch alone in the bathroom

The lizard recruits the human to take him to the vending machine because she has the money

The robot feels embarassed of locking the computer and stands in the corner

The old slug leaves the office and follows the human and the lizard and the young slug goes in the opposite directions

The human, lizard, and old slug find a small break room with vending machines and buy cookies and gummy bears

They tell the old slug that they’ll just call her, and the old slug decides to just try to find the cafeteria

The young slug runs into their supervisor who is carrying her lunch back to her office

They walk back to the office and the supervisor asks the rabbit what he’s doing standing in the corner

He admits that he was trying to hack the computer, and when the supervisor says that he can’t do that they start to argue before she decides to agree to disagree with him

She asks what happened with the last mission and the young slug and robot try to explain

The lizard and the human come

And they proceed to beg, whine, and harass the supervisor to let them go hunt blagart, to which she keeps saying “no” to them

The lizard hops onto her desk and rolls around throwing a tantrum

The young slug steals his gummy bears while he’s doing that

The robot almost starts throwing a tantrum too to follow the lizard’s lead but the supervisor stops it

The human tries to plead and the supervisor cuts her off and says no

The lizard realizes they’re getting nowhere with her and whispers to the human “you know someone, right?”

Suddenly, the older slug, transformed into a marylin monroe drawn from memory appears

She found the cafeteria and tried to find the supervisor by asking some workers but they barely know her, to which she tried to transform into marylin monroe but failed and gave up and decided to come back

She settles down into a chair and transforms her hand into a martini glass to sip from as she tells her whole story to the supervisor from being eaten by a goldfish to seeing her brother

She decides that she isn’t going to pursue her brother and wants to take the next mission

The supervisor dismisses them on that and tells them that they should probably eat before their next mission

They all go to the cafeteria and the lizard is asking the human about the contact

The human states that she said that as a last resort and doesn’t want to use it unless she absolutely has to

The lizard decides that he’s going to get a weapon somehow, and goes into the circuit board on the rabbit’s head

He tries and fails to make the rabbit a weapon, and instead gives him a more full spectrum of emotions

To which he gets angry and launches the lizard across the cafeteria

Luckily not many people are left in there because lunch is almost over

The group decides to get lunch, the human fish and chips, the lizard pink alien goop, the young slug gets yellow alien goop, the old slug is okay with just sliding around the dirty floor, and the rabbit takes all the carrots he can grab and immediately eats all of them before paying while the lunch lady tries to stop him

The total ended up being $63...............

They eat lunch and try to decide what they’ll do next

The human makes a racist statement about their supervisor having green skin, and anyone remaining in the lunch room decides to leave

The rabbit and the lizard decide to play an aggressive version of tag while the rest are eating

At first the young slug wanted to play until she saw the rabbit push the lizard so hard that he launched across the room, and then she sat down

The old slug stops them from playing tag and they all rally to the ship

They open their mission document and see that the people they’re helping next are aliens the only three mouths on their face, wings attached to their arms, and dull spikes protruding from under their skin

The human gets disgusted by them, thus really labeling her as a racist

They hyperjump to the planet, everyone buckled in this time so no one got flung around, and they arrive at a planet double the size of jupiter

They type in the coordinates and land outside of a city

They realize it’s extremely humid here and most of them actually really like that weather

While walking to the location of where they’ll be meeting the client, the lizard and the rabbit play ispy

They arrive at the front door of the house

And we ended there