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bruhstation · 8 months
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Now that the co-workers have all spilled tea, what does Captain Zero think about his gaggle of idiots they call the Z stacks?
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as zebedee puts it; could've been worse!
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intoxicated-chan · 3 months
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𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟔 ║ ❝𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐇𝐢𝐦 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐇𝐞❜𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝❞
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(A/n) ➳ I love FF7 Rebirth but the lack of Biggs screentime breaks my heart. Anyways, I’m gonna be writing for Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Biggs (Final Fantasy), and the Witcher characters (Games), so you can expect content for them soon.
Word Count ➳ 1.2k
Content Warnings ➳ Heavy swearing, mentions of intercourse, mentions of marriage, criminal records, jealousy..
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“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU!”
You shot out of bed with your blood pumping, hands spread out to put some distance between you and the intruder only to see Lori standing there looking very angry.
You groaned, rubbing your face as you threw yourself back down on your bed. “Jeez Lori!” You grabbed your blanket, to go back to your warmth. “If I needed an alarm I would-”
“What is the matter with you?!” Lori snatched the blankets and threw them off the bed.
You sat back up. “What are you takin’ ‘bout?”
You could see Lori seeth, her face red, eyes wide, her knuckles white. “Shane! That’s what!”
Right… You should’ve expected it.
It has been three complete days since you rejected Shane. You never spared a thought about him since Daryl kept you focused. Not with sex, sometimes but there would be times where you both just hung around.
You didn’t have a heavy heart about Shane, in fact, you nearly forgot about him. If it wasn’t for Lori interrupting your sleep, you would’ve continued on with your life.
Lori stuttered over her words. “W-Who’s shirt is that?” She demanded to know, pointing at the sleeveless gray shirt you wore.
“It’s mine.” You rolled your eyes and got out of bed, walking out of your room.
Lori followed right behind you and into the kitchen. “(Y/n)! Did you really reject Shane? Do you know how much that man loves you? How committed he is to you?”
“Yes!” You spat out. “And I don’t want it! I never did!”
You grabbed the coffee can to make some much needed coffee, placing a new filter and scooping the coffee into it.
“What is wrong with you?” Lori snatched the can right out of your hands, but you remained neutral.
You closed the lip and turned on the machine, hearing the water boil. You wanted to shout again, but you took a deep breath. Your hands clutched the counter tightly, watching the coffee drip into the pot.
“There’s nothin’ wrong.”
“He’s a good man (Y/n)! He would be a good husband and father-!”
“Then why don’t you marry him, Lori?” You shot back. “Cause you used to ogle him back in highschool!”
The shock was clear on her face even if you didn’t face her. You knew by the silence for a couple moments.
“That’s different!”
“Is it now?”
“Look (Y/n), Shane is a good man and he’s good for you. Not that biker guy.”
You froze. You felt your heart drop. “...How did you even get in here?” You tried to recover.
Lori shook her head, grabbing your shoulder to make you face her. “You still have time to fix this. Go and tell Shane that you didn’t know better!”
“I’d be lyin’ to his face and will be lyin’ to him for the rest of his life.” You told her, shrugging off her hands. “How would you feel if Rick lied to you for your entire marriage?”
“You would throw away a perfect man over a stranger?”
“Yes.” You answered without hesitation, looking straight into her eyes. “And I’d do it all over again ‘cause I don’t love him.”
Lori gave you a hard shove, knocking you back into the counter, the edges digging into your back with a sharp pain.
She pointed at you angrily. “You’re gonna regret this and none of us ain’t gonna be there to help you.”
“His name is Daryl, he has a brother named Merle.”
“Which one rides the bike?”
“Daryl! It was so cool! And his jacket!”
It was easy to get Carl to tell him what you told him, even though Carl promised to keep it a secret, the boy did love his comic books and games.
Rick whispered the names as he looked through records of those named Daryl and Merle, it was quite easy. There aren’t many named Daryl and Merle, especially if they share the last name.
He had to pull a couple of strings to get the information but once he was sure which Daryl was, he printed the brothers’ information, intent on showing Shane and you.
Daryl Dixon and Merle Dixon.
There was nothing hard on Daryl but Merle was a different story, it should be enough to convince you to not be involved with a man like Daryl.
And if you stayed, then you’d be stuck with a criminal brother in law.
You allowed Rick to enter your apartment, he could tell it was tense, might’ve because when Rick woke up, Lori was gone. He had everything printed and put into a folder.
But you were in no mood to entertain his opinions of Shane and his disapproval of your choice. “I don’t wanna hear it, Rick.” You snapped, your resentment with Lori was still fresh in your mind. “I’ve had it with all of you.”
Rick held up a hand, trying to calm you down. “I understand that but you gotta see the truth. That guy isn’t who he seems to be.”
You wanted to shatter the mug in your hands. First Lori learning about Daryl and now Rick? “Just-!” You wanted to shout at him as well. “Just… I don’t care, I don’t want to know anythin’. Nothin’ at all.”
But Rick didn’t listen, he tried to push the folder into your hands. “At least look. It might change your mind.”
You had enough. Your patience was gone. You screamed, smacking the folder out of his hands, the papers scattering across the floor.
“Why can’t y’all listen to me?!” You exclaimed. “I’m tired of everyone tellin’ me what’s right for my life!”
With that, you too pushed Rick. you pushed him out the door, ignoring his pleas to listen to him and read the papers. You slammed the door behind him, hands trembling.
You kicked the papers under your couch and marched right back with your room, you were tired. You called in sick for work and decided to order in.
Rick found Shane sitting at his desk, he was in no state to work but he refused to leave, and no sleep was getting to him. Shane had been on edge ever since the fate, and Rick’s finding didn’t do him anything better for him.
“What did she say?” Shane questioned, his gaze not looking up from his reports.
“She… She’s pissed, it seems she had enough of all of us.” He dragged a chair to sit next to him.
Shane’s jaw clenched, his grip tightening around the pen that he clicked. “Dammit Rick. I told you years ago that she’s always gettin’ with the wrong kind of people. Now look at her now.”
“I-I think it’s best you leave her for a couple more days, she doesn’t look well.”
Shane shook his head. “That fuckin’ redneck is gonna ruin her, none of y’all see it.”
“You say you care but-” But Shane left his desk and stormed to the bathroom. “Well shit.” He cursed under his breath.
Shane would have snapped if he found out Daryl was over your place, fucking your brains out.
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slytherinsallows · 8 months
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Sleepover in the ROR: Part 2 (Mc x Sebastian x Ominis x Garreth Smut 🌶️🌶️🌶️)
Tags: oral, slight breeding kink, foursome
A/N: Ty for the love on the first part, here’s part 2 of their sleepover! Warning: it gets pretty wild 🫢 I’ve got some other ideas for fics/ oneshots but don’t hesitate to suggest me some I’d love to bring them to life! Anyway, enjoy ;)
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“I think we should play a little game of naughty truth or dare…” Sebastian teased as he ran a finger down Mcs arm
“I thought you all were just going to fuck me” she pouted, clearly unhappy with the delay in sex. “We can’t make it that easy for you, now can we?” Sebastian laughed, a hint of evil showing up, knowing this would all be pure torture for her.
Garreth rubbed his hands together in excitement. “Now this is more like it…don’t worry love, I have plenty of questions for you” he winked, subtly stroking his growing bulge. “I suppose I should start, truth or dare my dear?” Ominis whispered, eager to start the game, his tongue tracing across her ear lobe and neck as he spoke.
“Do I get to get you guys to do dares?” She asked excitedly, thinking of all the scenarios she could have the power to get these men into. “Hmmm… after we’ve had our fun with you, I’ll think about it. You are OUR toy after all.” Sebastian smirked.
“Okay fine, dare” she said boldly, hoping one of them would just give in and fill her up already. Unfortunately they weren’t gonna make it as simple as that for her…
“I dare you to take off that pretty little top of yours” Ominis whispered, sucking along her neck. “Easy!” She exclaimed, swiftly removing it, exposing her erect nipples to them.
Garreth let out a small gasp, suddenly getting an overwhelming urge to suck them, wanting to run his now veiny hands all over her pretty pink buds. Ominis listened out for when she took it off and grasped at them softly, mesmerised by her silky smooth skin.
“Well that’s a good start” Sebastian remarked, licking his lips subtly. “Okay now it’s my turn…” he decided.
“Truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“I dare you… to make ominis cum”
“Okay easy-“
“Dry humping him” Sebastian finished
Ominis’ face was a crimson red now, a stark difference from his usually pale complexion. Even though Sebastian could be very possessive over mc, watching her so needy for cock, not just his cock at that, turned him on massively. Plus he’d get an amazing view of her ass bouncing as she desperately humped him.
“O-okay.” Mc swallowed, this was all just testing her patience massively. Ominis lay back as she straddled him, fitting perfectly on his lap, her pussy right over his clothed member. Ominis moaned softly as she started grinding against him, working his cock under two layers of fabric. It was a glimpse of pleasure each time it ran across her clit and it was just making her more feral and desperate to take it. She quickened her pace, Sebastian and garreths eyes both locked on her juicy ass as it moved back and forth across Ominis’ lap.
“Mc-“ Ominis breathed, already seeming close from her work. “I can feel how wet you are even through all this” he groaned, throwing his head back and enjoying her doing all the work on him. His little whimpers and moans filled the room and were everything, not just turning Mc on but Garreth and Seb as well . Mc was panting heavily from her frustration and it was more than enough to throw Ominis over the edge, completing her dare. She watched as a dark patch on his crotch spread, the cum leaking out a little. Ominis smiled shyly, kissing her forehead for her work. Mc pouted softly, “what a waste omi… that could’ve been inside me” she complained, trailing her finger in his wet patch.
“Soon love” Sebastian chuckled, tapping the ground to get her off the boys lap.
“I suppose it’s my turn now. Fuck that was hot to watch.” garreth groaned, sweeping his long messy red hair out of his face. “Truth or dare love?”
“Mm truth” mc said, needing a minute to catch her breath after that intensity.
“Mm okay, what’s your biggest fantasy?”
All the boys listened for her answer, eager to listen and maybe even fulfil whatever came out of her mouth.
“Well… I’ve always dreamt of being tied up I guess…”
“Garreth give me your tie” Sebastian snapped his fingers at the redhead before pulling at his collar hastily.
“Wait! You need to let me pick a dare for you first!” She complained.
“Okay brat, so what do you want to see us do princess?”
Sebastian’s and garreths cocks were about ready to explode at this point, whilst Ominis was already getting hard again after his release.
“Hm… I wanna see you suck…Garreth off” Mc smiled, folding her arms across her exposed breasts.
Sebastian choked on his saliva, unsure how to react. Part of him was in shock, he had never really thought about being on a boy before until tonight but his curiosity had tested him, he’ll admit. And the other half of him just wanted him to do it, shamelessly try it, and surprise Garreth. “Depends if Garreth could handle me” he tried at a tease, eyeing the redhead up and down.
“I’m too fucking horny sallow, go for it” Garreth moaned, ripping off his trousers, desperate to get something. He’d normally be a little shy at this kind of scenario, but something peaked his interest at the idea of seeing Sebastian on his knees for him; the boy who’d constantly ridicule and bicker with him, teasing him at any opportunity would suddenly be submitted to him. Who knows? Maybe he’d enjoy this…
Sebastian smirked, getting to his knees and massaging Garreth through his pre cum stained boxers. Although HE was the one on his knees, it still felt and looked like he was in control here as he slowly pulled them down, making direct eye contact with the gryffindor before circling his tongue over the tip of his cock. Garreths leg jolted up, a natural reaction to this foreign sensation. “Ah” he groaned, tilting his head back and gritting his teeth slightly as mc watched Sebastian begin to work his length.
“Look at me garreth” Sebastian’s voice went dark, as he demanded the boy to look at him. Garreth sat up, doing as he’s told as he watched Sebastian take his member in and out of his mouth. Garreth moaned as he did, resisting the urge to grab Sebastian’s messy hair and face fuck him.
Sebastian took it further, getting turned on knowing mc was enjoying this, taking garreths cock right to the back of his mouth. He gagged a little at garreths length, he was a similar size to him but a little bit thicker. “I’m literally gonna cum already” garreth wriggled, trying to hold out longer, but he was just too pent up. He was expecting Sebastian to pull away but to his surprise, Sebastian swallowed his seed, looking him in the eyes as he did, seductively lapping up and savouring every drop.
“Bloody hell” he groaned, still coming down. Mcs jaw was basically on the floor at this point, ridiculously wet at the view of t he two.
“Well that was different” Sebastian coughed. “Bet you didn’t expect that Weasley” he winked.
“I think you two should do that instead of arguing over something next time. It’s much faster and a lot hotter” mc piped up, giggling at the two.
“Oh yeah? And I think you should get on that bed, slut… before I have you all for myself” Seb threatened, pushing her harshly on to the centre of the bed.
Ominis handed him his tie whilst garreth calmed down, and Sebastian took her hands and tied them up to the headboard in a pretty bow. “Look at you. You just can’t wait for us can you?” Sebastian replied to her moans and struggles.
She shook her head frantically. She looked down at her soaking wet shorts and back at Sebastian, as if she even needed to imply what she craved.
“Since I haven’t cum yet, I think it’s only fair I get the first go” Sebastian stated, smirking. Garreth joined them on the bed having finally came down from his high, him and ominis ready waiting their turn inside of her.
“Fuck your little cunt is so pretty and wet for me… Im going to ruin it completely” Sebastian stated after tugging her shorts off. He quickly tore his clothes off before giving his cock a few pumps and lining himself at her entrance.
“Sebastian…” she cried.
“I haven’t even put the tip in yet love, there’s a whole lot worse coming” he told her as he teased her slit.
“Listen to her Sebastian… she needs you” ominis said, feeling sorry for mc at this point, knowing how pent up she must be by now.
Without warning Sebastian slid his length inside of her walls, pinning mcs legs down as she wriggled in pleasure. “Is this what you wanted you needy little slut?” Sebastian asked as he reached her ends, holding his cock there for a minute so she could adjust to his length.
“Yes… exactly… fuck” she cried, tossing and turning at how he felt, all she had imagined coming to fruition. Sebastian thrusted, letting every inch of him fill her every crevice as garreth watched her struggle against the constraints. The sounds alone of Mcs wetness as Sebastian fucking her was getting ominis riled up again, desperate to make love to her and make her feel amazing.
Sebastian quickened his pace, his thrusts starting to get sloppy and desperate as he held MCs waist down, getting as deep in her as physically possible. “Such a good slut… you gonna take garreth and ominis like a good girl after too hm? Once I’ve spilled in you?” He asked her, feeling himself getting close.
She nodded, tears welling up in her eyes from the pure pleasure, feeling so exposed and vulnerable. She loved it.
Sebastian came, pushing his cock deeper inside of her as he did, making sure she caught all of his seed, still rocking his hips while cumming, pushing it into her womb.
He then pulled out, much to mcs disgust, as she was just getting close to her high. Sebastian helped Ominis line himself up at her entrance next, eager to get another cock pumping inside of her. “Ominis… please” she cried, begging him to push himself in.
“Of course my dear…mhm” he groaned as he pushed himself into her, feeling all Sebastian’s warm seed making way for him. “Fuck… We’re gonna make such a mess of you my sweetheart” ominis groaned as he thrusted, his hands roaming up and down her body, desperate to envision every crevice of her body inside his head. Just as she was getting close again he pulled out, smiling.
“What the fuck Omi” she moaned, being edged yet again.
“Stop edging me” she begged, looking at the three boys she had indefinitely wrapped around her finger now. “Now where’s the fun in that?” Sebastian laughed as Garreth lined himself up next.
She freed her hands from Ominis’ tie, and tugged Garreths shirt, the only clothing still remaining on in the room. “Please garreth…” she pleaded with him, desperate to cum now.
“Okay, okay my love! Let me get in you first” he laughed, pushing the head against her slit. He began thrusting, grabbing her legs and throwing them over his shoulders, making mc melt beneath him.
“Shit garreth…” she screamed out, feeling his cock in her stomach he was so deep. “Do you like that love?” He raised an eyebrow, looking down at her through his fiery locks.
She nodded frantically, feeling herself getting very close, “I’m close… please” she cried, grasping at Sebastian and Ominis as she did.
“Cum my good girl… cum on his cock” Sebastian whispered in her ear, pushing her over the edge. Her pussy locked garreth Inside of her, throbbing around him as she pulled at his hair. That was his weakness, making him spill in her too. They lay like that for a minute or so, sweaty and panting whilst ominis massaged her shoulders, helping her come down.
Garreth slipped himself out when she finally loosened, his and Sebastian’s cum dribbling out of her when he did. All the boys collapsed on her chest, exhausted and satisfied having had their turn. She hugged them all close to her, their faces being mushed into her breasts, not to any compliant. “Thank you… that was one of the best sleepovers ever” she giggled.
“One of them?” Sebastian chuckled, tickling her softly. She laughed and wriggled before answering, “Okay. The best” she admitted, kissing them all on the lips, letting all this limbs tangle together, Sebastian falling asleep after hearing that, his hand full of her tits. Ominis snuggled up on chest, just below, while garreth spooned her, his now drained cock resting against her ass. She drifted off to sleep, happy and fully content in their embrace…
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thetopichot · 2 months
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The Yuuriboys but they're camp counselors.
Alphonse (The Popular Camp Counselor):
He's the fav of the fandom, he's the fav of the kiddos mostly because he's hip & has similar humor to them. He also has pink hair so points for that. He also reminds me of those popular teachers who are also coaches that alot of the class likes so yeah.
Auron (The Strict One):
Yeah, he's no fun to the kiddos. He looks scary & has like this resting bitchface which you can tell that he'll be strict & hold everyone accountable to the rules. (Even though he's a rulebreaker himself) Well at least the moms that bring their kids to the camp thinks he's hot, I guess. Dark hair, bedroom eyes, moody demeanor, I totally get it/ref.
Biggs/Lucien (Probably Big Foot or sum djdjiensj 😭😭):
Kids think my mans big foot or those scary campfire story creatures that they would talk about. Seth would talk about this creature in the woods to scare the kids & Biggs just pops out to take a shit in one of the bathrooms at the camp. Mf goes like "Oh uh, Gwrah!" The kids scream & run. Finn & Auron are disappointed in both of them for scaring the kids but Auron would lowkey find it funny ajajnsjdj.
Charlie (The Sacrifice):
When one of the counselors or when one of them are trying handle a fight between kids, Charlie is the one that will be sacrificed for the greater good of just saving some counselor's time. He's also the lab rat on doing field trips or camp activities such as going on a climbling rope. If no one wants to pet the snake at the zoo, he would be the one to do it because you know damn well that Auron is NOT touching a snake cause FUCK THAT. Luckily, he's always praised for just helping kids have courage even though he doesn't want to do none of these things but hey he gets paid a extra 2 dollars so I guess sure why not?
Faust (The One That Talks Shit):
Yeah, Faust would talk shit behind a kid's back & he would gossip about everything at the camp. Like Auron has weak ass bones & if you poke his shoulder, he would be immense pain or he would gossip about a kid's crush on another camper with the camp counselors. Similar to Auron, he's also a asshole too which not many of the kids like either.
Finn (The Father Figure Of Camp):
In my experience when I was a kid, there would be always that one camp counselors that acted like a sweet parent who genuinely want those kids to grow & have a amazing experience at camp. Yup, that's Finn. I dunno anyone at camp that wouldn't like him since he does his job at being a camp counselor very well because he actually loves his job & he's a nature boy so, hell yeah! Even more of a bonus for Finn is that he could go hours & hours about talking plants & their origins & the kids absolutely find it so cool. Finn would absolutely make food for the kiddos if they were on a hike. Finn is just a wholesome boyo honestly 😭😭 I WANNA MARRY HIM NOW-
Jack (The Hype One):
Whenever the sport activities come around, he's the man for the job. Man is hype asf when it comes to team activities. Well, Jack is the guy who throws hype ass college parties & team activities are no different. Sir is the definition of YOLO & would probably bring like a speaker & fuck it up as he should‼️‼️🗣🗣
Seth (The Camp Counselor):
He is literally the definition of Camp Counselor. He hikes, he cooks meal on a camp fire, scary stories to tell at camp, swims in mountain lakes, knows things about dangerous plants, lives without fear, BRO IS HUGH JACKMAN NAME ME ONE THING THAT WOULDN'T MAKE HIM A PERFECT CAMP COUNSELOR-
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Happy very late 1/1! Have some pics of the Bois!
Thomas is really coming out of his shell with the more experience he gains, an alicorn to be cautious of for sure in battle.
Titan's day of falling, the transformation and results of the fight with Johnny Cuba.
Zorran's first day of conciousness, waking up on an empty town road by the beach side in Bigg City, arm out stretched with a woman's voice being the last thing he remembered hearing.
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sonofthedunes · 10 months
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idea: luke thinks he has a normal-sized dick because he thinks he has normal-sized hands.
he's very wrong about both.
anon, i do not say this lightly: you are a genius.
from the moment teenage luke starts realizing that very…interesting things happen down there when he thinks about girls, and does what adolescent boys all over the galaxy do about it, he never considers that there’s anything unusual about his equipment. he’s far too shy to bring it up to another guy (even biggs), and there are only about 2 dozen girls his age on tatooine and none of them give a fuck about him. so luke enters the rebellion blissfully unaware of his…advantages.
until he meets a cute, nice girl in the rank and file who actually gives him the time of day, and the relationship progresses as relationships often do. on the fateful night he sneaks into her bunk to cast away his virginity (something she hasn’t had in quite some time), she blushes mightily when his hands span her waist; luke takes only the briefest notice of how much area he’s covering. and then he pulls down his pants, out it springs-
he’s completely bewildered as her face drains of color and her voice quivers “holy shit.”
and that is the moment luke skywalker learns both his hands and his dick could put those of most men in the alliance to shame.
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hi!!!!!!!!! i am loving the fandom ships sosososososo much!!!!!!!! your hcs are actually the best too and im just so happy ur sharing ur wonderful writing w us:D
no pressure at all too but i would love a fandom ship for the outsiders too:D!! boy or girl is good!
im about 5'4, light brown hair, dark blue eyes, my eyes r like bigg like OwO irl LOL
my hair goes down to the middle of my back, and its like 2a curls i think?
also im white lol so the things that go with that, and i have freckles! and my cheeks are always pink no matter what i do bro (i get accused of blushing at everything BUT ITS JUST MY FACE HFSLDKJKS)
my personality is very talkative, outgoing, blabbermouth esque, and the typical girly i think? like i like doing my makeup and dressing up and stuffs
i think im an optimist too, i dont get angry or upset at people very often
im always really interested in learning about people so i love listening to what they want to talk about!
my hobbies are all the artsy crafty stuff,(writing, reading, painting, drawing, yarn crafts, sewing, decor, music, instrumentsssz) but thats when im not studying:P i spend soooo much time on school and i take it really serious, and im always happy to help my friends w their work too so that may b what keeps me occupied a lot loll
but i also love being outside! that counts as a hobby i think- stuff like just walking, or biking or skating !
Because you’re one of my favorites and a loyal mutual I’m giving you a guy and a girl!!!!
Your outsiders ship: Cherry Valance and Sodapop Curtis!
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Explanation: you guys are so pretty together like you’re just such pretty queens. I just wanna say that like Dallas Winston can go cry himself a hole because you have cherry valance cherry valance has you and you guys look so freaking good together just aesthetically pleasing because you guys are both so beautiful. I love the way that you both contrast each other. You with your light brown hair her with her red hair you with your blue eyes and her with her brown eyes. I just think you guys would be beautiful in different ways that really come together for a very neat image you guys are literally the “it”lesbian couple. She thinks you’re natural blush, and freckles are really cute and she has a bit of a natural blush herself so she totally understands whenever people think that you’re blushing at things when you’re actually not you just have a little bit of a pink face. as for your personality I think you would get along really well together because she’s also pretty talkative and bubbly most of the time and I think that U2 would just be really nice popular girls at your school that people look up to and I think she would appreciate your optimism and a lot of situations and truth be told kind of wishes that she did have optimism because she loves your mindset and I honestly think that you would be such a healthy and cute relationship because you guys are so uplifting to each each other she build you up and you build her up. I feel like she’s not very much of an artsy person or a skater, but she absolutely supports all of your hobbies and I feel like she would watch you do art and just ask a ton of questions and if you drew a portrait of her and did anything like that just or made like a keychain for her or something like that I think she keep it forever and just be so proud of it and probably like put it on a bracelet or something and try and keep it with her at all times, I think you’re the type of person that would go to her cheerleading games like just go to the football games to watch her cheer and I think she’d be forever grateful for that and honestly, you guys are just so cute and supportive of each other I 100% ship!!💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
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Explanation: he really loves your big eyes and you’re curly hair that almost give you kind of a doll like appearance and I also think that he loves how short you are because I don’t know everything about you’re just reminds him of a doll and I think that is what made you kind of stand out to him in the first place besides of course, being drop dead gorgeous honey because that’s what you are!!! But he also gets the natural blush thing a lot, and I think that because of his charming personality, he comes off as flirting when he really just means to be friendly quite a lot so I think the natural blush doesn’t really help that much with that, but I think as for talkativeness, you guys would be a great pair.  I see him as easily socializing and being more of an extrovert so if you’re more of a talkative person, I think you guys would go great together and could definitely have laughs  and good times together just enjoying each other‘s company. He’s also like you an optimist and a people pleaser as well so I think that you guys some time would have a hard time choosing who’s going to have to be the bad cop you know. He also appreciates deeply that you embrace your femininity, and I think out of all the greasers he’s the greaser that embraces his own femininity the most, and I think he just really appreciates anyone else who does that because it’s just aesthetically pleasing let’s be so for real. Since you like asking about other people and what they’re into I think he would absolutely love that because as the middle Curtis sibling, he’s often used to getting ignored or only seen for his looks and when you ask him about himself, it pretty much just melt him because he’s so happy that someone finally cares about him beyond just how he looks or You know being the hot middle Curtis sibling and nothing else. I don’t think he’s very artsy but he absolutely supports you and probably would be a little bit annoying if I’m going to be honest, but he really tries his best to understand it and I also think that he would love doing outdoorsy things with you. You guys would be cute together. 💚
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phoenixkaptain · 2 years
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I have read the 1976 novel, originally titled: Star Wars: From the Adventures of Luke Skywalker, later retitled Star Wars: A New Hope, and I would like to share my favourite parts.
Note: I read the novel twice. So that I didn’t miss anything. But, also, because this is a library copy and I wanted to jot down my favourite parts so I could reread them after I return it, okay, let’s go-
First things first, Luke is the best.
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These are my favourite Luke things, I am begging you to click on them and read them, they are soooo good. Luke in general is a lot more likeable to me in the novel than in the film, if only because his weirdly whiny mood in the beginning makes much more sense because we have a bunch of scenes before Owen buys the droids.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Luke in all his various incarnations because I am, at my center, a massive nerd, but I like his characterization here. I also like that the novel tells us, “Yes, Luke has friends. No, most of them do not like him very much.” It implies (heavily) that the people he hangs out with have more money than he does, and he works a lot, and he has his head in the clouds, so they don’t quite get him. We have a scene of Biggs and Luke, and it is so sweet and cute and I love it so much. Biggs is like “Please stop trying to run into canyon walls.” And Luke just “Wow, you really have changed. You sound just like Uncle Owen.” And it’s affectionate riffing, but Luke, if two people are telling you, maybe you should, I dunno, listen??
I like that Han and Chewie basically took one look at Luke and were like “Yes, perfect, I love him.” Threepio and Artoo also have this. And Leia is immediately protective of him five minutes after his botched rescue. Even Obi-Wan is protective of him. The novel tries to tell us he is an average boy, but their definition of average and mine must be different. Something about Luke just inspires instant loyalty, it’s amazing.
I like Han in this a lot. He is just so… strangely optimistic. Also, he is overconfident and cocky and an asshole and I love him with all my tiny heart. Chewbacca is great too. He is so nervous, let him back on the ship, please.
Leia is great. She is a tiny little lady who is yelling at everyone, including the big scary Wookie (they spell Wookiee with one e in the book) and she kisses Luke twice and gets embarrassed about it both times (and there’s a weird scene where Luke sees a man and woman kissing, in the book’s own words, “passionately” and he basically thinks “they could have any relationship in the galaxy. Lovers, siblings, platonic. Who knows…” and I think about it a lot because do you guys passionately kiss your siblings? I am very concerned and confused and confounded, send help). Leia is very cute and very vicious and she’s basically perfect.
Now I wanna talk about Ben, because I love Ben. Every other person who sees him or senses him or hears thinks he is a hallucination. He goes onto the Death Star without even knowing Darth Vader is there, and his thought process is “Next step of the plan? Let’s see how much Luke and Solo fucked up, then we’ll think about the next step of the plan.” One of my favourite Ben moments is when he sees this big panic on the Death Star (caused by Luke and Han’s rescue of Leia) and he’s like “This couldn’t be for me, no way they would send all these people after me.” As though he has been seen a single time.
(Side note: my favourite thing is how they treat Leia, actually, because they surround her with multiple, armed guards and put her in giant cuffs and lock in a cell that is heavily guarded at all times. When there’s a disturbance in the cell block she’s in (they do NOT know she’s broken out yet, only that there is something happening near where she is being held captive), the whole ship goes on high alert. I know, intellectually, that it’s because they don’t want to risk losing her, but I like to think it’s also because she is very intimidating. She spit on Darth Vader. She straight up spit on him, and hit him! Who does that? I love her)
Ben is very cheerful for a man who has spent twenty years in a desert watching a kid from a distance. I like that he can do a krayt dragon call, which he does twice and tells Luke he’ll teach him how to do later. I like that he cuts two people in half and one guy’s arm off, all in one swing, because they made the fatal mistakes of 1.) looking away from Ben for a second, and 2.) they bullied Luke. Ben is so fond of Luke, it’s very sweet. I also like that he is trying very, very hard not to be so fond of Luke. It’s impossible, honestly, Luke is just too lovable, but Ben put up a good fight.
Ben being a general in a war only twenty years ago is kind of highlighted, if that’s the word I want. Like, he knows how to fix up R2 units so they can at least function, he knows how to work the computers on a war ship/station, he keeps up with Darth Vader when they fight; he just seems much more war general-y. He is also a huge goober and a nerd and I love him dearly.
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I like this scene, primarily because of Vader’s “Obi-Wan is here. Well, I only felt it for a second. Maybe he isn’t- the princess? Obi-Wan is here!” Also, “He is here” “Obi-Wan Kenobi???” Vader talks about Obi-Wan so much, methinks, they are just so used to it. Imagine their shock when it turned out Obi-Wan was here.
I am now going to give you a succinct guide on how to use the Force, as explained in the book.
Step 1. Zone out.
Step 2.
And yeah, now you can use the Force, congrats.
No but seriously, Luke using the Force is just Luke zoning out so hard he doesn’t even remember firing the proton torpedoes that blew up the Death Star. He’s over there like “I don’t have anymore proton torpedoes. And I am no longer in the trench. And the Death Star is blowing up. But, did I press the button to fire them? I don’t think I did…” This is so relatable. My guy, I used to go up on stage and perform band concerts in high school, or on the football field to perform in marching band, or I would do a presentation in class, and the second the activity was over and I was walking away, my memory of the activity would be gone. “Did I do that? I have my oboe/clarinet/papers in my hands, and everyone is cheering, and I am out of breath. But, did I do it?” Luke is super relatable, 10/10, they finally made a character for me-
Anyway, there are a lot of minor things that don’t line up with movie canon, but the book is so fun, I highly recommend you read it, if you find it. I love this book, I read it twice because I love it so much. Ask me for my favourite scenes, I have a list of them that is too long to put here if any of us ever want to see the post beneath this one.
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chipthekeeper · 7 hours
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Acolyte episode 3 commentary by me, a person with no filter:
- I'm extremely nervous about this one, I'm….not gonna lie. Like in a good way, I think I'm going to enjoy it a lot, but like, tomorrow, when the whole world has seen it, it's gonna be ugly……….Who cares though!
- Alright here we go oh my god, and Mother is the thumbnail so [giggles]
- [creaky old door groans].............I'm terrified, like—
- [weakly] I'm gonna have a heart attack…………Oh it looks like Aldhani [tears in eyes]
- oh pretty tree, pretty birds, oh, maybe not bird, maybe it's a bug. not important
- [pausing for yippy dog next door] Really gonna have a fucking dog, barking right now, what, god, shut the fuck up
- It's too much Aldhani I'm gonna cry
- (hooded figure appears behind the girls) who the fuck is that!?! Oh. Sol?! Oh nooooo…what is happeningggg [nervous chuckling] I have a bad feeling about this
- ooooh! Planets-wha-what [scoffs] I was starin’ at that
- (Aniseya arrives) [gasps] MOTHEEERRRRRRRRR
- “did anyone see them?” “I do not believe so” [snorts] innnnncorrect
- [gay gasping] THERE WE GOOOOOOO [deep sigh]
- hm. Fraught lesbianism, here we go. My favorite genre
- This is just gonna be me doing a lot of hmmmmm
- I definitely keep getting confused, which is which here…….which witch is which
- Man I'm gonna be really mad if she's actually dead. If they did pre-bury these gays…well, keep me from getting my hopes up I guess…
- “Tell her you love her” “i love you” [snorts] yeah, buying it
- “you think you want something different than life in this coven” Are they giving Wheel of Time vibes? Or only because I've watched that episode like..48 times…
- Ugh, the moons!!....Whaaaat?
- Well this answers the question of who's braiding their hair. That's really fun. That's a really cute detail, actually I like that
- Does this planet also have a ring? Wait, that would make sense. We see ssssomebody flying through a ring later? Ohhhh are we coming back??
- (ascension ceremony starting) This is hot, can I move here?
- Definitely bookmarking Brendok as a place to have characters…hang out
- Do they have to climb up the pit? Is that what the ascension means? [laughing at own joke]
- [ears perking up] Unnatural, huh?
- OH my god that’s….The moons are doing the eclipse thing like in the logo hh my god….The red one in front of the blue one….
- [delighted chuckling] ohohoho what is happening….
- Woah! Magic tattoo!!
- *kitten squeaks again* Biggs go lay down. It’s a very tense moment, go lay down
- [doubtful grunt at Indara] You're stationed on that and you think it's uninhabited? Why would you be there?
- Kelnacca, you narc
- Aww Sol. He has instant dad eyes
- Sol no! Put that away–oh. Just kidding
- We don't take children, we just…entice them with toys…..He's like luring her into the back of his van…….She is into it though, so [noncommittal mumbling]
- “There are only four Jedi. Who would miss them?” That's….not good math
- “and what happens when the jedi discover how you created them?” [idiotic 12 year old boy voice] By fucking…
- Yeah, fun little dysfunctional family. I love it
- Poor Oshie…..
- (Tommen/Torbin on screen) I have a…just desire to see Ser Pounce
- (he takes her blood) Testin’ those middies!!!
- (indara explaining the jedi test, “tell us what you see”) A cup! A speeder!
- “she promised she would fail and she broke her promise” She tried!!
- (telling Mae to go with Koril) That's a great idea…
- I was dead wrong about everything I thought about Aniseya but…I fucking...love her
- Oh don't make me cry. Don't make me cry
- No love for your hardass mama though, that’s fine
- Oh my god the stuffies! What are they….
- “i’ll kill you” uh jesus christ! That's going to help you get what you want…………you little psycho…
- Shiiiiiiiiiiit….
- What is this? A vault in their room…….ah. Laundry chute……Seriously, what is this?
- We're not done, clearly….’cause what happened with Torbin and...
- [sees mother lying “dead”(?), turns into sad simba] No, no, get up. We’ve gotta go home….
- What is…[whines] You cannot. That's…….they’re leaving shit out
- “Mae started the fire” How would you know?!
- “You’ll never feel like this again. I promise” Oh damn Sol. Don't do that
- Why was this not twice as long? How am I supposed to wait another week? God!
- [lots of deep sighing] That went by so fast and I'm…..not happy
I was happy actually but immediately desperate for more
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Can you elaborate more on ten cents feelings towards captain Star?
I understand ten cents wants to have freedom and independence like his older teammates. But does he feel like captain star doesn't trust him to make decisions on himself?
Does ten cents feel like he needs to prove himself?
pretty much. ten cents does love captain star and does whatever he is told but because of his firm stance on his personal agency's importance and no-nonsense attitude, he often questions if working under captain star's watchful eye is going to be his fate for as long as he imagines. "is this how I'm going to live for the rest of my life?" "when will things change?" "I'm so bored. there's nothing fun to do."
ten cents is mostly content with the life he has but he wishes he could at least know what it feels like to live a "normal" life like boys his age (going to school, taken to restaurants with their family on sundays, playing in the afternoons, drinking and dancing and going out at nights). he wants to know what it feels like to not be questioned everytime he spends his own money or goes to other places or meets people outside of the star fleet (zip and sometimes boomer) without telling captain star beforehand.
captain star trusts ten cents.... most of the time. the thing is that he has a habit of jumping to conclusions when he gets concerned or too tired to think rationally. he's critical of ten cents' wellbeing and wants him to live a honest, compliant, and disciplined life (and also his own because he rarely talks about his past) because being a ww1 veteran, captain star has seen firsthand how uncertain and depressing the futures of many children and young adults were and doesn't want the same thing to happen to ten cents. however, captain star is not equipped to take on the role of a ""father figure"" to ten cents and often comes off as authoritian rather than fatherly or patient in ten cents' eyes.
ten cents views captain star's questioning attitude and quickness to jump to conclusions as slightly endearing at best and extremely annoying at worst. captain star has good intentions but his ways of doing it don't sit well with ten cents. both captain star and ten cents are equally as stubborn and VERY firm in their personal beliefs on freedom/lack thereof which overshadows their care for each other. "I'm trying my best and doing this for your own good. can you try to understand me." vs "I get it already so can you stop nagging me. can you try to understand me". truly the healthiest "father-son" relationship in bigg city port, just below captain zero with zip+zorran
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hyenasheep · 1 year
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Brainstorming random general Junkrat headcanons that i consider as an official canon at this point
I wrote this at 4 am cough
- mother issues, and not in the kinky way but like really bad espresso depresso mother issues. He's like a newborn duck who thinks that anything that comes near to him is his mother (also based of his voice lines i think he was an only child and probably lived only with his mom)
- he doesn't care about what he's wearing, dress, pants, skirts, like he's able to walk around in anything that isn't tight or scratchy
- he sees Roadhog as his father figure/older brother and they just kinda adopted each other without the paperwork (ALSO pls don't take this like I'm trying to shittalk on ppl who ship them, this is just my personal view on their relationship so pls don't yell at me or I'm gonna cry ;-;)
- you can't tell me that my boy doesn't have adhd and ptsd, like C'mon
- he's on aro/ace spectrum, he spend his entire life in wasteland so he's rather looking for family and friends than partner, at least not just a quick flirting etc.
- but I can also see him that something like a personal space doesn't exist for him (he's extremely hungry for any physical touch like someone hug him already holy hell) i feel like he doesn't really understand social interactions (kinnie moment) . Idk how to describe it but like imagine he would randomly walk to you and gave you flowers or smth, just trying to be friendly not realizing smn could interpret it differently
- but also he has no idea what flirting is, like u could hit on him for months and he would be for the entire time like :) 🧍‍♀️"love ya too mate" while patting your head
- he actually can draw pretty well, like the concepts he drew for his bombs etc? He has such a clean lineart holy shit
- hardcore/trash punk and kpop/classic 2000s pop, nothing else.
- literally the biggest fan boy (a little meow meow u can say), Lucio? listens to his music non-stop, Hammond? has his stuffed animals and signed peg leg, Junker Queen? gosh, if he doesn't have at least one lunch box with her, I'm throwing hands than
- the pokémon sodas edition, he would love them, cherishem them, worship them, like if he loves pachimari u can't tell me he wouldn't love strawberry yagult pink soda with Mew on the can
- he's losing his hearing so he uses hearing aids (that he made himself ofc), also him and roadhog know sign language and using it pretty oftenly, during missions, when Junkrat's having a panic attack etc.
- so like ppl say he's egoistic but i think there's a huge difference between his ego and Junker Queens ego, she's very confident and sure about her role/look/skill etc. While Junkrat is more self-ironic and tries to hide that he is actually pretty insecure about pretty much everything
- can speak fluently many languages which always throws everyone off , like he just randomly starts speaking Chinese fluently in a middle of meeting or something, and everyone arevlooking at him like 🧍‍♀️
- shitty phantom pains, he may know how to build his prosthetics from a literal garbage but has no idea when it comes to take care of himself so he just curles up into a ball and sobbs
- he and Roadhog give each other manicures at least once a month, that's the only thing he can actually take care of
- unhealthy addiction to coffee and sweets (someone should take away the coffee machine he has in the workshop) (his teeth are rotten at this point)
- his sleep is more broken than the queuing system (haha funny), usually sleeping like 3 hours per day, that's why the coffee addiction
- if u would show him any kind of love he would start stuttering while trying to come up with smth funny, blushing, sweating and sit on the ground and think about life for the next 30 mins cuz of how much he's not used to being praised
- also my man is a huge emotional wreck, he's getting new emotion every 5 seconds
- honestly i can't decide if the only thing he ever read was a recipe on frozen dumplings or if he's the biggest nerd u can imagine who's walking around with Franz Kafka or Sigmund Freud while sipping his boba tea
- he's missing an eye - I read the theory that he doesn't have an eye and that his fake eye is actually the real treasure with a code or smth, and omg, im obsessed, yes, my boy is like a cool mad max pirate, absolutely canon, at least it would connect him to some actual lore in the story, he's just wobbling around for last 6 years just give him something already;-;
- he likes comics, i just think he likes to inconspicuously steal a new issue of Batman whenever they're pulling a heist
- you know those French toasts that are basically just normal bread soaked in condensed milk? that's his ass
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casp1an-sea · 2 months
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Star Wars But Better Part 1
here’s the link to the master post so you can get part one: Master post
releasing part one because I’m bored as hell
this is a story I wrote a while back, I think it was sophomore year? Basically I replaced Luke Skywalker with @xen-blank. If you don’t know them and you’re a Star Wars fan, I think it’s still pretty funny.
not all of this is my words because I did take things directly from the script of the movie. If something is in quotations it’s a direct quote that I wanted you to know it was a direct quote.
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A Long Time Ago In a Galaxy Far Far Away…
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Civil war… Rebel spaceships…  striking from a hidden base… won their first  Victory… evil Galactic Empire… yada yada yada who cares
C3PO: (To R2) Did you hear that? They’ve shut down the main reactor. We’ll be destroyed for sure this is madness!
(Vader kills a bunch of guys and R2 gets some message. What's it for? I don’t know! He's very cryptic about it. Anyway he somehow knocks 3PO into an escape pod and the Kriffing Imperial Idiots scene no life in the pod so they don’t shoot it down. They land on a planet of sand… I hate sand… anyway who cares if they get captured by jawas or something. Either way they're not important so I’m not writing it!)
----Meanwhile on the Lars Ranch-—
Luc: (To droid) come on already! (Impatiently waits) Uhg you walk too slow! (Just picks the dang thing up and chuks it in the back of their speeder then drives off)
(Luc arrives at Anchorhead a woman angrily waves her fists at them as they drive by)
Old Woman: I told you kids to slow down around here!
(Luc ignores her and stops in front of the power station which is the only slightly interesting place on tatooine. It’s still hot as hell though so does it really matter? They walk into the station and see a rugged mechanic and Camie “a sexy” disheveled girl who is making out with the mechanic when Luc walks in.)
Luc: Ew
Waxer: Shut your porthole wormie
Luc: (Gives them an L) Losers
Camie: You're such a child!
Biggs: Well it seems like no ones changed!
(Luc turns to see their childhood Bestie Biggs Darklighter, “a burly handsome boy”)
Luc: Oh my gosh Bestie?! I didn’t know you were back!
Biggs: Yeah I’m surprised too. Nice to see you again wormie. I thought you’d be here. I certainly didn’t think you’d be out working. (laughs)
Luc: What’s that supposed to mean?
Biggs: (Laughs and ruffles their hair) It really is good to see you hot shot!
Luc: The academy hasn’t changed you much, but you’re back so soon. What happened? 
Biggs: Nothing bad, I got my commission. First mate biggs darklighter at your service (he salutes)
Luc: Man I’d love to see you with combed hair for once
Biggs: (Laughs) Well I came back because I wanted to say goodbye to all you land locked simpletons. (Pats them on the shoulder)
Luc: D-did you just touch me! That’s a hate crime! (Pretends to be appalled)
(Camie rolls her eyes)
Luc: Oh I almost forgot. (Speaks non shelauntly) There's a space battle going on. (Points to a spot in the sky where they had seen explosion through their micro binoculars earlier)
Waxer: Stop with that dumb bathat poodoo, I’m not falling for that again!
(Camie stares at the sky)
Camie: Yeah nice eyes wormie there's nothing up there.
Biggs: (Looks through macrobinoculars) Yeah sorry Luc they’re just sitting there. Probably refiling or something.
Luc: (Crosses arms) Well they were fighting earlier
Waxer: Yeah I don’t buy it!
Luc: Well that’s a you problem.
(Waxer shrugs and rolls his eyes, then drags Camie back into the station to play pool with Deak and Windy)
(Meanwhile Leia is insulting Vader and getting arrested)
(Luc and Biggs are walking outside drinking a “Malt Brew” (don’t ask me what that is) the others can be heard inside)
Luc: (Very animated) So then- get this because it was so cute! So next I went up to- Well, in the game in the game I was carrying all of these books, right? And they were super heavy, so- Ahh, it was so cute, so I picked the “intimacy up” choice- (this was written by Luc themself)
Biggs: You better take it easy Luc. You might be a good pilot but if you get too cocky you might end up as a decoration on the canyon wall.
Luc: Look who’s talking, you're the one who’s piloting big fancy starships!
Biggs: I’ve missed you kid!
Luc: Good! >:)
Biggs: Uh i didn’t come back to just say goodbye…
Luc: Don’t tell me you want to break up!
Biggs: What? Oh! (Laughs) Don’t mess with me like that!
Luc: Why’d you even hesitate? Oh whatever, what do you want to say?
Biggs: I made some friends at the academy
Luc: And you’re replacing me or some dumb druk
Biggs: This is serious (whispers) me and my buddies are gonna hop a ship and join the Alliance-
Luc: The rebellion? You’re gonna commit high treason! (Excitedly smiles)
Biggs: Hey don’t get so excited
Luc: Sorry breaking the law just sounds so much more fun than being stuck here!
Biggs: Then you should come with me
Luc: Bestie, you know my uncle. There’s no way he’s gonna let me have a life off this rock let alone join a kriffing war.
Biggs: What good is your uncle’s work if it’s taken over the empire? You know they are starting to nationalize commerce in the central systems. 
Luc: Wish I could tell him that
Biggs: It won’t be long before your Aunt and Uncle and maybe even you are merely tenants for the greater glory of the empire.
Luc: Nah because I’ll just take over the Empire before they can do that!
Biggs: You’d probably be a better leader then old Palpy.
Luc: Exactly!- Are you going to be around long?
Biggs: No, I'm heading out in the morning…
Luc: Then I guess I won’t see you.
Biggs: You never know. Keep a look out alright?
Luc: Yeah. I’m supposed to go to the Academy next rotation, after that I don’t know. I’m not gonna be some dumb pilot for pricy admirals to gauk over, thats for sure.
Biggs: Yeah (choked laugh) So long Luc (Messes with their hair)
(Biggs turns away and heads towards the power station)
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i’d love to hear your thoughts on rebirth!!! i ended up liking the ending quite a lot so i’m always curious to hear from people it didn’t resonate with /gen
Alright! One person said they wanted to hear so here is a long post of some of my thoughts of FFVII Rebirth. Full of spoilers and probably pretty all over the place! I'll put it all under the cut :3
So first of all, my experience with Rebirth was mostly good. Like I really loved some of the areas it expanded, some of the changes they made, and many of the choices they made I either enjoyed or could see why they made that decision and was okay with it. I would also genuinely love to hear what you liked about it!
However some of the changes they made were, in my opinion, really REALLY bad decisions. The choice to change Nibelheim is really weird to me. In my experience when I played the original mostly blind, the gaslighting of the location was really spooky. Because it makes you question BOTH Tifa and Cloud - they both remember it burning, but then their memories of the incident don't line up. So which one is wrong, or are they both wrong? It's really interesting and I'm sad they got rid of that whole aspect. Many people have said this but chopping off Shinra manner was also super frustrating to me - the place is so big and spooky and SO iconic that to change it felt really weird. The game bad been so accurate up to that point (I literally called where you could find Piko the chocobo because he was relatively where he was in the original) that it felt all the more awkward that they altered it so much. The hidden staircase for instance is really iconic and just kinda not there, and I always liked the fact that they slept there the week that Sephiroth was in the basement.
The other part that I didn't like was, uh, all of the last chapter. Okay so I was disappointed that they didn't have Cloud beat up Aerith because in my mind it's such an important and shocking moment, but I kinda knew they didn't have the guts to do it tbh, so whatever. But to take out like ALL of the Ancients city???? To take out ALL of the traveling around with Aerith when she is gone but not dead? That is crazy to me. That last section felt so rushed and so disappointing. I was discussing with my twin how much more interesting it would be if they did it like the original OR if they really want Cloud to be comatose, to have you play as the team minus Aerith and Cloud to get to the lost city place. Then you would really feel the weight and gravity of what has happened.
The multiverse I'm just not a fan of. It really blows this story wider than I think it needs to be, and it takes Aerith from this girl doing her best to like, an omniscent god fighting against like the forces of evil? Which I mean she's Sephiroths' character foil so like I get it, but I don't like it. It's a bit of homestuck syndrome where when there's too many versions of a character or of a scenario it gets hard for me to be attached to any particular one anymore. Very much 'we got spares in the back' kind of idea. I DID like it kind of at first - mostly in the idea that there is a version of Midgar that doesn't belong to any universe, and instead like collects strays from different universes. Like it's implied that our Marlene ended up there, and our Biggs, but a different Zack. So the idea of these characters ending up in the in between was interesting to me, and versions of Cloud and Aerith being there. I thought that was nice, but then it opens up to like a billion different universes and I was like, ugh, too much. (You knowwhat would make this better? If it was a timeloop instead, just saying).
Cloud being extra fucked up now though I like. Like this boy accidentally fractured his mind into twelve different universes and is talking to the air and everyone else is just like.... uh.... okay.
WHich! I'm frustrated we never get the team talking to each other about Cloud or confronting him. During Temple of ancients he's like super fucked up, but you get the vibe that they're all like 'bigger fish to fry, we'll address it later' but I'd like to see them talk to each other or to Cloud about his crazy behavior. (again if they had you play as the rest of the team while Cloud was comatose this could fit there)
I also have mixed feeling about Zack being this like narratives special little boy? Again like Aerith it blows him a little out of proportion, and in my opinion feels kind of awkward when he shows up the last fight just cuz he's the narratives fave. I mean I LOVE Zack and I think there's a version of it that could work better, but I don't think this was it.
I am super curious what they plan to do about Holy? Like it's implied that Aerith in an alternate universe (or her ghost in the lifestream?) is just gonna hang back and uh give it another go? Or maybe she lied to Cloud so that he would leave her behind??? I'm VERY curious because her prayer didn't work.
Oh and this is a nit-pick, but I deffo think they are going the angle that Cait Sith isn't sentient in this? Like he never mentions that the Caits' are different, and that the one that died really did die, and he's a different one. I think they did sections of his character well (you deffo get the feeling that he isn't necessarily backstabbing either team, but trying to figure out how to be on BOTH teams. The way he very softly and with concern tell Tseng to be careful was really good) but the after his death was flubbed a bit, cuz now it just makes him feel like, replaceable? I was really hoping they could add more to Cait cuz he doesn't do really well in the original, and they still kinda missed it to me. If they aren't making Cait sentient then like I want to see more of Reeve, or show Reeve like facing backlash over Caits death whether mentally or physically having to frantically finish another Cait ( I don't think they're gonna go the Inspire route but god I wish they would)
Uhhhh I think that's most of my thoughts? I mean between me and my sister tag teaming the game we played probably around 100 hours, and I am gonna play more cuz it is fun and the characters are good and tehre's a LOT being done well. I just like, I felt like some of the changes they chose make the plot more messy just for the sake of being messy, or ruins the pacing or theming of specific areas in the story.
A couple parts I really liked right off the bat:
I know some people didn't like the fact that Barret didn't talk about Myrna, but I really loved the detail that he never mentions her coupled with the fact that she is his darkest hour he experiences at the Temple of the Ancients, it does a good job at making it clear that her death is something too tender for him to discuss.
In general the nightmare sequences were really well done and made me bawl my eyes out. Each one was so nice and unique.
There were a lot of super lovable NPCs' that I got super attached to, even if they appeared really briefly. The game did a good job at making these NPCs' feel like they are their own characters
Obviously I really loved the character designs, the world designs, and I know they could be tedious but I super loved the Chadley quests. He's just my little guy.
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zadien · 4 months
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“So a little birdie told me Cloud asked Tifa out.” 
Cloud wasn’t sure what he’d done to deserve this torture. He stood at his locker in the changing room after football practice eyeing the shadows and ignoring the two boys lurking behind him. Maybe if he said nothing, they’d go away. It had never worked before, but life loved a trier.
“Oh?” Zack asked, leaning against his locker and folding his arms over his chest—sans shirt because, apparently, mocking Cloud was much more important than getting dressed. And these were his so-called friends. “Was that little bird also known as the great ninja bird?” 
Biggs grabbed his deodorant and liberally sprayed his underarms. “More often known as the single white rose.” 
“Great bird. Very observant. Never misses a thing.” 
“Always ready to tweet and twitter in your ear.” 
Cloud was going to kill Yuffie. 
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minzart · 2 years
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Hi, how are you? Have you been taking care of yourself? I hope you have!
Anyway, for the 'Bad beginnings AU' I was wondering, what would happen during the Ghost marriage event? Cause personally I like to think that Yuu totally wins the 'Composition' I think this is how it goes:
Eliza: STUPID, ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS!
Yuu, being pushed to the front by Crowley: Uhmmm, Madam Eliza. If I may, I don't have a kingdom, a wolf or a castle, but I'm here to ask you, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart, will you marry me?
Vil: They'll blow it-
Eliza: Hmmmm, YES!
Ghosts: What
Yuu: What
Everyone: What
You don't have to do this, but if you can please do, thank and take care!
Trying my best wich isn't a lot but it's enough :D
Also thank you for asking and my deepest apology for the long wait
Shoroud was in trouble, bigg trouble, he literally just wanted his game for seven sake, he had things to do! Games to play! Movies to see and cameras to watch! He can't be stays trapped here with a goddamed gosth bride THAT WANTS TO MARRY HIM OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE!
His selfsteen doesn't need more blows in it hell, only a dead person showed interest in him, it that was the bar then what could he even do if he ever daydreamed of having the littlest of chances with the magicless annoyance that was the janit-wearenotgettingintothatyet, goddamed it he could feel and see the pink sparks in his hair.
... were are they bringing him anyway?
[Meanwhile at Ramshackle]
Yuu was trying their best to not be kicked out of the only place they could sleep, bc seven know the headmaster wouldn't provide another room and all seven dorm leaders are dieing for the chance to have them in their grasp and lord knows very well Yuu couldn't take more of their daily weird bullshit than they already take
So if what it takes to stay in their only home is negotiating with... ghosts... great....
"Look what a second! Please! Listen! I-"
"NO MORE WAIT! Our princess needs her room for our stay to her wedding! She has waited too much already!"
"DOES SHE NEEDS A SERVANT?!"
".... what? She has many already"
"Buttttt one more couldn't hurt right? I already do many chores here, I have experience then! And and and! I heard that there's going to be a wedding! I could help her with... wedding stuff... right..."
"... the groom is a living being..."
Yuu sweats, the ghost guard continues to concider
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As the time comes for the boys to storm in the weeding, Yuu makes sure the preparation and food is editable for the groom, wich means, Idia, trapped as he may be, is having the most stressful evening of all time, for his crush looks like a servant... and by the seven they look so good and proper and this is the longest they both have been alone... together
It's silent, mostly at least, Yuu cleans and, most times, tries to make themselfs useful, even if the ghosts already did all there is to do, and then there was Eliza... oh dearest ghost princess, sweet and kind, even if she's a little bit too obsessed with the idea of a perfect prince
The stories Yuu hears are of her past, of loves never blossoming and kindness ever lasting. And the few interaction they had had been... good.
For running and felling always watched, with Eliza they felt almost at peace, so a bit of their true personality shines at her presence, tired, hardworker, soft, and so much more
And Eliza... she takes such a liking to Yuu, they speak as in fear of anger, wich makes them clearer in their words, and their eyes, tired eyes screaming gratitude at her, as if she's a goddess of eternal mercy, her subjects always said she was/is such a kind person, but they have always lived in her reing, not knowing hardships of another ruler, Yuu whoever... Yuu confirms to her, how her kindness is true... so much alike... a love of a servant to their mistress...
And Idia, he's in awe, he saw it, shining brighter than any star, rarer than any character he has wished for, Yuu's smile... oh he wishes he had a cellphone, he wishes the ghost apearence didn't interfere with the cameras, he prays to hear their laugh... but the burning feeling of jealousy... Eliza... not only is she trying to speared him of Yuu but she... the glimmer of want... he knows it well, as a distorted mirror in a sweet face, she wants Yuu... wants them as he and many other wants them... and... she has them...
That smile was never show, never seen, never existed to any others after Yuu had finaly understood how things work at school, too soon for any of them to see their true self... but Eliza... merely a day has passed and she has already cracked them... a smile... Idia wonders... if he accept the proposal... would Yuu came too?
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They were there...
The boys saw at the right side of the so famous Ghost Bride, Yui hasn't been seen I'm campus for a day, they tried to argue with headmaster about the insue, to unburden them and scearch for the poor magicless handyman of the school... but there they are...
Proper, quiet, servant of Eliza, and desire of thousands... oh how lovely how cruel, how... perfect. Why act, if it can be true? They glanced at Yuu at every sentence, a clearly attempt to signal to them, this can be us, this will be us... can you picture it Yuu?
Oh Idia is fuming, he knows what they are doing, each and every single one of them were rejected, Yuu continues silent during it all, eyes downcast, but then... he felt something droping in his hand, small, cold... circular. A whisper in the loveliest sound made his spine tremble "propose"
His breath was rapidly, his face contorted in a frown only to hold the panic and euphoria inside... Yuu smelled like lavender, their hand harsh from work but in their head such a cleaver being... how can he let Yuu down? Not after that... not after he felt Yuu's breath in his neck and hand in his even for a brief moment
"T-that's not fair..."
"Oh? Did you said something love?"
"I mean-Shouldn'tIproposetoo?"
"What?"
"Princess, I think your prince has been overtaken with jealousy" Yuu interfered, bowing gently and placing their hand in Idia's shoulder, if they felt him tremble they didn't say "Perhaps letting him propose would quell these feelings"
The whole hall echos with "WHAT???"
"has he accepted his fate?"
"ARE YOU TELLING ME WE WASTED TIME AND EFFORT FOR NOTHING?! "
"my skills wasted for nothing"
"He has lost it"
"A... proposal?"
"I... never understood how someone in the real world could make the kinds of actions Videogame characters did so flawlessly in games. Saying their love out lound so noisy... but with you it almost seems possible, heh. I dream of whisking you away like in "the queen of the underworld" your voice your laugh everything about you hunts me to my very core" his eyes focused beyond Eliza, boring into Yuu's soul, his smile sharpens and his hair sparkles tiny amber's of pink
"I-I... I want to-tobewithyouforethernity I-i" trembling he gets on one knee"w-wouldyouhavemeasyourplayer2?" Presenting the rin
"STOP THE WEDDING!"
The shout frightens all, Idia drops the ring, only for Yuu dive fro it grabbing the princess hand and sliding it into the proper finger "sorry"
The ghosts disappears
"At least the headmaster didn't lie about it... this ring realy does send the ghosts back..." turning to Idia Yuu gives him a sheepish smile "you did great... Idia Shroud was it?"
He can't stop replaying that smile over and over again in his mind... it was for him...
Asks for the AUs are still closed
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kraefishh · 7 months
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figured i'd post mine and my friends wols on main for the time being while im still stockpiling stuff for when i eventually make that side blog for em
basic stuff is - 1) there's more than one wol 2) by more than one i mean there are seven of them 3) each one/two of them are designated for a specific expansion 4) i have so much stuff planned for them all and have not even finished stormblood (please help me)
also im putting them under a cut so the post isnt naturally extremely fucking long
SO WE'LL START IN ORDER!!!!
Alidae Mendica -- ARR WoL. only one without a "traditional" name convention. SMN/MCH/GNB. bloody banquet happened and she got to ishgard and went "NOPE. I'M DONE." and goes and spends most of her time at the skysteel manufactory with garlond ironworks.
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i love her very much she was the first i made. i nearly played an elezen but then really wanted to be small. so after finishing the opening cutscene i restarted and well!! shes here!! shes ready to kick some ass!!!
T'lyr Kho -- 1/2 Heavensward WoLs. is half miqo half garlean, possesses the third eye as well (hence the shaggy hair+forehead coverings). PLD/DRG/DRK/SGE. is never doing well at any given moment. he is (not) coping.
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he's the one who made me spiral and make 3 more characters. i love him so so dearly.
Touya Kawa (@twisted-solace's wol) -- the other Heavensward WoL. WAR/DRG/RPR. the most shy and well spoken but will not hesitate to cleave you. works himself to death (quite nearly literally!).
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i wish i had more to say about him other than he is very silly. him and t'lyr picked up lancer as a bonding experience and then got roped into dragoon lore (whoopsie!!)
Koren Cadoret -- 1/2 Stormblood WoLs. has 1v1'd Zenos too many times to count. very very protective of his sister and friends. MNK/SAM (plus blue mage and soon to be viper!!).
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I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM!!!! punch first ask questions later. wants to be everyone's friend. separation anxiety got his ass in shadowbringers cause he was the last wol to be summoned to the first.
Raana Cadoret -- the other Stormblood WoL. took her brother and left her village the moment she was declared to be the next matriarch. DNC/AST/RDM. likes to give koren shit about his poor decisions.
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she makes me go :) !!!!! we really cant decide if she picks up astrologian on the first or if she does it beforehand.
Sthallona Dhemskyltwyn -- 1.0 WoL and also Shadowbringers at the same time?? shes going through it. WHM/BLM. grew up the daughter of a famous pirate. Thancred's childhood best friend.
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feigned death after the calamity until she gets pulled to the first and is like "AH SHIT. HERE WE GO AGAIN." she gives me perhaps the most brainworms.
AND FINALLY
Sarangerel Malqir (@trying_to_cosplay on insta's wol) -- Endwalker WoL while also being a whole can of worms by herself. was her universe's only WoL before shit collided in shadowbringers and she met everyone else
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the love of my life-- ahem. currently only Warrior canonically because my friend is not even halfway through ARR. very much younger sibling energy to the rest of the scions/wols.
last notes - 1) t'lyr and touya are gay (lovingly referred to as 'the boyfs' by me and @twisted-solace) touya nearly fucking dies for t'lyr and t'lyr proceeds to go oh wait fuck i dont want to lose you. normal shit for their line of work. 2) koren canonically says "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" to zenos. and zenos proceeds to get very confused. zenos isnt even who he ends up with koren just likes fucking with him. 3) raana went through 4 different wol/npc ship ideas before we finally landed on hien. that was hell. 4) alidae and cid are best friends!! stamp of approval right here!!! alidae also hates nero's guts. 5) if biggs and wedge (who i lovingly refer to as the 'lab boys') are around, alidae is not far behind. 6) alidae was named before i realized there was a character named alisaie. this is canonically a struggle for everyone. 7) sthallona swam her ass to sharlayan upon realizing that thancred had been taken under louisoix's wing. insert LET ME IN. LET ME IIIIIIN gif here. she wrote a thesis on how to combine conjuring and thaumaturge magic before ever knowing what a red mage was. (she is very stupid but also unnaturally smart). 8) t'lyr can't use magic. point blank. his third eye fucks that up for him. only reason he can be a Sage is because the magitek does it for him. on the bright side he's really good at parkour!!!
anyway if you got down this far thank you for looking at my blorbos. i am working (not very) hard to get that sideblog set up for these weirdos. i appreciate them very much they consume my every waking thought.
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