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beaniegaebie · 2 months

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i don't really have any solid conclusions about this yet but i noticed A Thing in a rewatch and i haven't found it mentioned elsewhere yet so here we go

(apologies for the appalling image quality you're about to see, i can't screenshot easily rn pls bear with)

OKAY so in the scene where crowley confronts gabriel about "shut up and die", something about the arrangement of book stacks caught my eye a little

the majority of the books are angled so that we mostly just see the page edges and not the spines clearly, EXCEPT for a particularly shiny and familiar colour combo right here-

but nothing too weird going on there, i thought, crowley coloured books in a bookshop so what? right up until i registered crowley's line when we get a closer look-

hhhhmmmmMMmmmm yes yes "everything just the way you wanted" huh, very interesting considering that we know how much thought goes into props huh

and for most of the shots we get of crowley in this position those freaking books are just quietly nestled right there in the corner-

look at that god damn framing i fuckin see you, you glorious bastards

so i paused to see if i could figure out what the hell was up with those fuckers and this is when i absolutely lost my mind, your honour

A and C you say?? in crowley colours???? framed like this?????? localised entirely within your kitchen???

anyway long story short they're two books from an Agatha Christie Crime Collection set (24 volumes, three stories per volume) and guess whats on the mfing front covers I'm-

(its a rant for another post but when paired with this other set of initials spotted in s2 i want to scream actually)

ANYWAY back to the books, through an absolutely unhinged comparison of the formatting of gold text blobs i reckon the two we have here are:

(on top) The Pale Horse; The Big Four, The Secret Adversary

(on bottom) 4:50 From Paddington, Lord Edgeware Dies, Murder in Mesopotamia

(I'm fairly confident but if anyone has a better image to confirm/correct this pls do)

now here is where I'll need a bunch of help from some Christie-heads out there bc I haven't read any of these and I've only seen the tv adaptation of one of them, so i dont know for sure if these are like A Clue, or A Cool Thing, or if I've just fully brainrotted myself into a fun lil corner here? wa-hoo

but here's some initial stuff that jumped out at me after skimming the basics:

(some of) the titles: Pale Horse/Big Four - death's horse ofc, the four horsemen mayb? the them+adam?? ; Mesopotamia is a very biblical choice bbz ; 4:50 From Paddington- azi likes trains i guess? idk that one's tenuous lmao ; honestly no idea with the other two but Secret Adversary feels a tad ominous

iirc Big Four just has kind of an unusual history, it was initially twelve short stories that she later compiled into one, and it was published fairly soon after christie's mysterious disappearance/reappearance

in Big Four, poirot fakes his death at one point and doesnt even let hastings in on it and I'm hoping sure its totally irrelevant to the ineffable bois

part of the Pale Horse story is a group of assassins that basically try to pass off all their murders as being actually caused by like ✨satanic powers✨ which is interesting

christie knew a fUCkton about poisonings thats why she wrote so many into her work and, while i don't believe the poison coffee theory myself, it sure is an interesting link with how cyanide is associated with almond smell/flavour and that metatron chooses almond syrup in particular

(ALSO random side note that is mostly meaningless but I've worked in a good few uk coffee shops and have never worked anywhere that stocks almond syrup; almond milk yes, hazelnut syrup yes, but never almond syrup...? prob just the places i worked though lmao)

EDIT forgotten point: I've seen some speculation that the bently's plate reading "CURTAIN" could be a reference to poirot's last story, along side that alternate scene of crowley ordering the sherry for "miss marple", its just one too many agatha christie references for my melted brain to handle and I'm SUS

so this is where i run out of idea steam and hand it over to you lot because i have no clue what this could mean, if it even means anything other than a cool set feature

is there something here actually or am i yelling into the void just for fun?

who knows, who cares!

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens meta #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #agatha christie #hercule poirot #miss marple #can't wait to hear y'alls thoughts #SO WHY IS THERE A KNIFE THROUGH THE 'A' HUH #AND WHY IS THE 'C' ON THE CHALKBOARD SO FADED HMMM #GAIMAN EXPLAIN #things that make me go ngkk

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significant-ace-nnoyance · 3 months

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you'd think that annabeth starts to turn her back on the idea of the fates and the gods deciding everthing towards the end of ep 5 when she refuses percy's "fate" to die in the chair and instead chooses to try and save him

BUT YOU'D BE WRONG because at the very start of that episode annabeth mfing chase saw the three fates cut a string of life while percy just fell off the literal st louis arch and is nowhere to be found and instead she says HES ALIVE. I KNOW IT. she says fuck the fates fuck everything ive ever been taught because i know he's alive he has to be alive.

and he is. and he is and he is and he is and i think in that moment when annabeth was clinging to a sopping wet percy jackson for dear life she maybe started believing that the fates don't control everything because percy's alive and she found him

and so later when percy's fulfilling the fate's prophecy and sacrificing himself to the chair she says NO. i choose who lives or dies and you are NOT DYING ON ME TODAY SEAWEED BRAIN

#also i think she's being weird because her athena brain is going crazy trying to figure out what that string meant #because if it didn't mean percy #who could it mean #were they saying 'he might survive this but he won't survive what comes next'#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo <3 #percabeth #percy series #pjo

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ms0milk · 2 years

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hashira relationship hcs !

| hashira x gn!reader (sfw)

a/n: + Muichiro is a literal child, so no i’m not diving into that one– thanks for the reqs y’all!

Tengen

he’ll charm parents

he’ll charm siblings

he’ll charm pets

Tengen’s the kind of man that makes your great grandma horny you feel me

i just know being in a relationship with this gentleman is out of the mfing galaxy

Tengen wants to comb your hair slowly in the shower no matter hOW LONG it takes

he wants to sit and talk with you for hours over delicious food

he wants to make you laugh so hard you cry

Tengen is an experience

like he’s the concierge at five star luxury hotel but the hotel is just his fucking body

If anyone was going to be that irritating mfer who always wants to wear matching outfits it’s this guy

and when he’s finished with you, you’re always just slightly too dressed up for the outing

you two are gonna be the most fuckable people at the grocery store and that’s an Uzui guarantee

and don’t get me started on your girlfriends

the Uzuis are the gift that keeps on giving

Tengen is the boyfriend that just never stops taking your picture

or bragging to anyone who’ll listen

his teammates

his boss

fucking demons– i mean anyone with ears

“They’re just, just– you know?”

“Yes, Tengen we all know.”

“Like,, picture a spring morning– probably like 76° because that’s the perfect kind of day– and there’s laughter in the dis–”

“WE KNOW TENGEN”

adoration doesn’t take time off sorry

Sanemi

one single solitary word

Clingy.

Sanemi Shinazugawa is too embarrassed to admit you’re the first person that he’s truly, fully in love with

he’s too cool for puppy love!

you don’t push him to be physical, you don’t overstep his boundaries

aagbpebepbk do you want him to be obsessed with you?? you’d better stop being so goddamn respectful of his trauma

and still he somehow shows up in the corner of every room you’re ever in

“Sanemi, do you um, need something?”

“Huh? I’m concentrating, leave me be.”

Sure he’s concentrating, but he’s also kneeling in the doorway of the living room pretending to read a book on the floor

“Um..Nemi, I can weed the garden on my own.”

He’s squatting next to you, handing you the tools he thinks you’ll need before you can reach for them

“You’re too slow, this is faster.”

Right, of course.

“Are you sure you don’t need to talk about something?”

Your bathroom isn’t even big enough for two people to brush their teeth at the sink side by side like this

“You said my morning breath was smelly, make up your mind– y’not want me to fix it?”

This..is simply not what you meant

Sanemi also prides himself in his masculinity!

He’s carrying groceries

He’s taking out the trash

Massaging that spot on your back that’s always tight for some reason

He’s tending to the yard

Defending you from the sputtering cooking oil at dinner time!

but not because he’s obsessed with you or anything oh god no

Rengoku

my knees fold backwards from how weak he makes me

Rengoku writes you love letters

pride & prejudice levels of longing

letters you gotta take breaks from while reading or you’ll just implode

when you’re both too busy with work to see each other as often as you’d like, he knows this is the fastest way to feel close to you again

y/n wrote these thoughts with their own hands

he could stare at the page and run his fingers over the lettering without reading a single word, just lost in imagining what the world around you looked like while you were writing this to him

Rengoku is also an excellent houseguest

no clumsily broken dishes, not a pillow out of place, not even a single heavy footstep

and oh my lord

does he do chores like a champ

he knows you have a busy work day ahead of you?

that laundry’s going to be washed, folded, and dried before you get home

you’re not feeling well?

the bathroom is clean, the kitchen is stocked, there’s fresh cut flowers in your bedroom

you’re recovering from a mission?

househusband activate

he’s strapping on his haori and BLASTING the house into perfect working order

the only downside is that this man cannot cook to save his life

it’s Rengoku’s dream to take you home with him and introduce you to his brother

to stop you from assaulting his father

to visit his mother’s grave together

he just KNOWS you’re what he’s always been looking for

and that anyone who loves him, will love you even more

Obanai

the definition of fangirl behavior

this is the man that’s gonna take a knee to tie your shoe in public

cuz he’s got that phat ooey gooey crush on you

Iguro’s a pretty quiet fella when there aren’t any assholes to antagonize

so this sweetheart just lives to provide for you

he likes to know you’re feeling full because you ate his cooking

he likes to see you wear the clothes he bought you while away on missions

(he never comes back from a mission empty handed, oh my god can you imagine)

similarly he likes to know you’re sound asleep because he’s the one who tired you out

even though he’s not the most flamboyant, everyone around you is just about blinded by how bright his eyes shine for you

they’re a fucking traffic hazard

they’re sending ships to their doom on the coastline in a storm

from your perspective he’s just thoughtful and loyal

like you fit together effortlessly

but to everyone looking from the outside in

they can clearly see Obanai frantically pulling all the parts of his plan together so your day goes without a hitch

i’m talking,, filling potholes in town with his own hands so you never even have to avoid a puddle

goat bf behavior

Kaburamaru is even more clingy, and likes to wind across your shoulders as you work, or snuggle in your long sleeves on rainy days

the best part of Obanai’s day is falling asleep with you knowing he spent yet another day worshiping the ground you walk on

he likes to cuddle with either one of your heads on the other’s chest because no matter which position he’s in, he gets to fall asleep listening to the sound of your hearts beating together

Mitsuri

you’re not leaving her house without lip balm, sunscreen, and a full belly

the queen of absolute pampering

Mitsuri in a relationship is simply a top tier emotional fluffer

“baby try a bite of this and tell me what it needs”

“Y/n honey hold still, you’ve got leaves in your hair”

“come to me baby, i’ll zip that up for you”

Mitsuri LOVES spending time in the garden with her apiary

and her little beekeeping hat is too goddamn cute for you not to join her

she wants to share the things that make her happy with you more than anything!

well, not more than she wants to spend hours staring at you longingly from across the dinner table

you’re shopping at markets together

learning to cook new things together

going on trips to the beach, city, and countryside together

she’s big on casual PDA

wants to walk hand in hand, or at least pinky in pinky

makes sure her feet are at least touching yours under the table when you’re out to eat

loves LOVES when you ask her to wash your back in the shower

she’s so fucking sappy she wants to fall alseep with your foreheads pressed together, hand in hand

i’m trembling as i write this oh my god she’s perfect

basically just a life of luxury and companionship

and learning the secret to how she smells so goddamn good

Shinobu

she knows one of your favorite parts about her is her voice

so she loves reading out loud to you when you both have some down time

actually, one of her favorite things to do with you is nothing at all!

chatting a bit here and there, but generally doing your own separate things together

= Shinobu’s happy place

her brain is always going a million miles a minute, so the fact that you’re more than happy to take a nap in her lab while she works is seriously soothing

it’s an insecurity of hers don’t tell anyone that her lifestyle isn’t compatible with having a partner or a family

so the fact that you’re happy to work around her chaotic schedule is more comforting to her than you can know

Shinobu isn’t big on PDA but she capital-L Loves showing you off like her trophy

to people working the stands in the market

at pillar meetings

to her patients in the infirmary

if it wasn’t so dangerous she’d take you on missions just to brag about your beauty in every village across the country

she’s also stern

and so hard on herself

so don’t forget to call her something silly a few times a day

“hey hey now Crabapple, we can’t beat the patients just because they’re irritating”

“ahoy Sunshine! look at the butterflies in the garden today!”

you’re a nice balancing force in her life

you make her feel vulnerable and brave

oh, and don’t forget to help her channel her simmering rage!

take her outside by the hand with a soft smile, hand her a dish, and just smash that shit!

“c’mon Ko! you’ve been tense all day, break something with me!”

she’ll follow you to the ends of the earth

Giyuu

touch starved sonofabitch

that and an unwavering loyalty is what he’s bringing to the table

literally just run your fingers through his hair when you wake up and he’ll be fully recharged for the next 12 hours

in all seriousness, Giyuu has always found that the people he loves the most are taken from him

so before he can even admit how much he cares for you

before he even really realizes it

you need to be patient with this poor man

the actions that mean the most to him aren’t monetary or service-based

just show up

if you say you’re going to do something, do it

you say you’re always going to be there for him?

you better prove that shit baby

it’s the very second you burst through the doors of the butterfly mansion infirmary that it fully hits him

“Tomioka! Oh my god–”

“You came.”

“I–! I– what? Of course I came! You’re injured!”

“How did you know?”

“You weren’t at your house when I went over to check! Tomioka I can’t– you said you would be careful!”

sure you’re screaming at him and throwing the nurses into a tailspin with demands of ‘more pillows’ and ‘i need a chair goddammit’

but you’re so worried about him all he can do is smile

i think the best way to love Giyuu is just so overtly is feels silly

love him loudly

and he’ll just fall in love with you right back

he’ll always invite you to join him even if it seems ridiculous

“um, no thanks. I don’t really want to go to the bathroom with you baby.”

“okay, just checking.”

cutie

“i’m going to get a glass of water, do you want to come?”

“could you just…bring me one back?”

he’s just a perfect scrungly boy who’s new to the whole, being-loved-out-loud thing

Gyomei

doesn’t ever and i mean EVER open up to people

even when you start dating

he’s the toughest goddamned nut

he’s caring sure

i mean

is there even a word for the way he cares for you?

he’ll meet you at your work to walk you home everyday

he’ll tuck you in if you fall asleep hanging out and then sleep on the bare floor beside your bed so you don’t get uncomfortable

he’ll peel those little white strings off your clementines– i mean truly he does want to take care of you

and you love the attention don’t get me wrong

but sometimes you want him to just let loose a bit!

joke around with you

so you remind him sternly one morning that you’re “not a child!” when he offers to help you get dressed

“Of course you’re not.”

“No Himejima, listen to me!”

what else would he be doing

“You don’t have to protect my feelings, I’m your equal.”

it’s a small little comment, but it’s effective

right

you’re not like the people from his past

you’re not going to trick him

you’re not going to use him

if you were, you would’ve done it already!

it takes a few weeks but he starts to smile more

starts asking for help

he even laughed when you splashed him in the bath, so hard it startled you!

he fluctuates, but overall his adventurous partner is helping him to open up slowly but surely

#sfw #oh shit i'm really banging these out #pomspeedrun #gn!reader #tengen x reader #sanemi x reader #rengoku x reader #obanai x reader #mitsuri x reader #shinobu x reader #gyomei x reader #kny #kny hcs #kny x reader

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 8 months

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Pointing fingers at Jess 'pressuring' Gwen to stay and comply-

Let's acknowledge the fact that Peter B. joined the society before Gwen.

He was there when Gabriella died. When she arrived to HQ the first time, she probably saw him.

And it's easy to assume that because Peter was the only adult she knew in that universe HE was probably the largest influence on her staying.

All the times he's desperately trying to defend Miguel to Miles - he probably did that to Gwen for months.

They were together on campus for months - and the whole time Peter - the only adult she knows is telling her "No, he's a good guy! Miguel's just a little rough around the edges!"

Who do you think is going to have more of an influence on her? Jess, who she just met? Or Peter, who knows both HER and MILES.

All those months Gwen was at HQ he could've stuck up for her. He could've HOUSED her.

But nah, let Jess mentor her and let Hobie house her - just look at a pic of his baby.

Peter B count your mfing days!!!!

#hobie hit him with a guitar #peter b parker #hobie brown #spiderman #atsv #marvel #spider man #spider punk #spiderpunk #across the spiderverse #Jessica Drew #Gwen Stacy #spider gwen #spidergwen #Miles morales

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palikawii · 1 year

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Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

…

don’t get out of my head. Headcanon and design time.

Sorry deltaruners I promise I’ll update the ask series

going to type the writing if it’s hard to read for some

First text from the left next to the human Charlie form: Made of slime. Can change colors if he’s used to the form (so like when he’s in human form he has human colors). And is also solid not slimy.

second text above Gegg: Charlie had to transform into an egg from memory, kinda like when you draw with no reference it looks a little off. He’s not used to the form so is green and has squishy parts.

third text next to the top right Charlie: Does get slimy when nervous. Pov: Charlie when Flippa and Tilín died (drawing of a slime puddle).

Fourth text beneath the previous slime puddle doodle: Just wants to roleplay an egg.

fifth text to the right above the obligatory humanoid Gegg design: egg shell is actually part of him. Can’t take it off. Is also very squishy, if squished too hard he loses consciousness for a bit.

sixth text beneath that (bottom right): just as jacket and shirt he has, fits incredibly large on his little egg kid body. (Pointing at shoes) old mfing crocs.

#qsmp #qsmp tallulah #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp eggcicle #qsmp gegg #Gegg #qsmp design #qsmp fanart #qsmp headcanons #He’s so goopy and sludgy I’ll cherish him forever #He’s my new JuanaFlippa until she comes back #She will come back right #right?#qsmp eggs

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kiaerinnn · 3 months

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SPOILERS FOR NINJAGO MARCH OF THE ONI!!

I headcanon that when Cole fell from the bounty into the darkness in March Of The Oni that he actually died, but was given a second chance to continue living from the FSM like Lloyd. But, Cole didn't remember it.

The FSM came to him in that same surreal serene dream place that Lloyd was in (he obviously didn't tell Cole he died) and talked all these metaphors and ecetra. But ended his meeting with Cole with "It is not fair, it is how it is. But you were chosen, and you will remain as chosen."

I like to think that's how he really survived a mfing 100+ feet drop. (But actually how is that possible?)

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paisholotus · 7 months

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Ch. 1

January 19th, 1992

A/N: This mf long. But I hope y'all enjoy ❤️

Leilani's pov

Today is the day of the Vmas. We were opening for Boys || Men, and I was so fucking nervous. After checking on my manager Rome, he's my cousin, to see If everything was good and done. As I was putting on lotion, there was a knock on my door. I already knew who it was, me and my sisters, had to go practice/soundcheck one last time before our performance tonight.

"Hold on, y'all!" I yelled towards the door, but they kept knocking. Which I knew was Mo because don’t nobody do that but her, aggy self.

"I SAID HOLD ON! DAMN!" I yelled, louder this time, and it stopped with her laughing, like that was the funniest shit on the planet. After I finished rubbing the lotion on my legs, I wrapped my bath robe around myself and went to open the door. As I opened the door, Mo mean mugged me as Carrie stared at me blankly like I was wasting they time. Mo jerked her head to the side and smacked her teeth, "Mmcht, move out the way, guh." She said, walking past me. I rolled my eyes, and Riri walked past me, sitting down on my bed.

"Don't be looking at me like that! I know yo ass heard me say I WAS COMING! Dumbass Pickney!" I said, walking into my closet. Mo smacked her lips again, "Yo short ass should have been ready. Yuh a guh tuh mek us fucking late! Damn midget!" She yelled, taking my candy from out my bag. I came from out my closet looking at her crazy, "MI? YUH DA ONE ALWAYS FUCKIN LATE! Ramp wid yuh mammy!" I said, and walked back into the closet to put my clothes on. "WE GOT THE SAME MOM, HOE!" She yelled.

I laughed and slid my bra and shirt on, "No, we don't. Ya adopted." I came out of the closet, put on my jewelry, and started doing my hair. "Mo, shut ya mouth! And, Lei, hurry up so we can go, DAYUM! Gotta fucking parent the both of y'all." She yelled, and walked out the room.

I grabbed my things and walked towards the door. "Ight, let's roll, aggy."

She burst out laughing, "guh, bye! You be the main one getting on someone nerves. Sounding like somebody, Mama." She said as we walked down the steps and towards the kitchen where Riri was.

"I am the mama! You and Riri, the two ain't shit ass daddies that don't pay child support." I said, pointing to our two dogs jumping up and down because I was about to feed them. Riri scrunched her face and walked towards the refrigerator, grabbing water. "Yeah, well, this daddy is paying all the bills in this MF!" She said, drinking the water, leaning on the counter.

I rolled my eyes and went to put the dog food up and walked to the sink to wash my hands. "Excuse, you BITCH! But we all pay bills to live in this MF. Wah di fuck yuh chatting about?" Mo asked, Riri. I grabbed my coat from off the island chair, leaving out the kitchen, "Yeah, well the both of y'all eat us out of house and home, fast metabolism heffas! Bring ya asses!" I yelled, walking out the front door, towards the garage.

I put my stuff in the trunk and got in the back seat, and waited for them. Riri got in the driver's side while Mo in the passenger, "How you gon be the first one to walk out, and not drive?" Riri asked me. I waved her off and looked out the window. She started the car and pulled out the driveway, "probably, because her ass can't reach the peddles." Mo said, laughing.

I chuckled and stucked my middle finger at her, "Tap ya noise!" I said, laughing.

-Time Skip-

Delante's pov

"De, can you come get these niggas, please?" Dale said, walking into my room. We staying in the hotel for the Vmas, we've been nominated.

"What they doing?" I asked, laying my clothes out on the bed.

"Them MFS keep messing with me." He yelled, pointing out the door.

"Like what, Dale? Y'all always doing sum shit!" I said, grabbing my drink, drinking from it.

"I was going to the bathroom, and Jojo hungry hippo ass grabbed me by my neck, while K-ci paper clip body built ass threw a mfing bag over my head and pushed me in the bathroom and closed the bathroom and fucking ran. I know jojo's big ass bout put a dent in the fucking floor." I looked at Dale then at K-ci and Jojo standing in the hallway, and busted out fucking laughing.

"FUCK Y'ALL LAUGHING AT!? AIN'T SHIT FUNNY!" He said, standing up.

"Man y'all get the fuck out of here!" I said, bending over laughing.

"That shit not funny. Y'all niggas swear y'all on Comedy Jam. I could have hit my head or sum shit, and y'all sitting here laughing." He said, walking out the room, "Y'all sum clown ass niggas!" He yelled, from down the hall.

I sat up, trying to control my breathing, holding my stomach, from laughing so hard. "Fuck I do? That was dem niggas." I yelled, finishing the rest of my drink off.

"Man, whatever, forget that soft ass nigga. Always gotta exaggerate shit. We need to get ready any ways." K-ci said.

"Man, Dale, why you got us out here wearing this wack ass shit. Got us niggas looking like Barney." I said, scrunching up my face at how ugly these hoes looked.

"Mmcht, man, come on, they don't look bad. Be a good big bro, please?" He begged me.

"Man, ight. But you owe me for next time. Now y'all get the fuck out so i can get ready!" I said.

We all got ready and met each other downstairs in the lobby. When we arrived at the Vmas, we automatically got bombarded with flashing lights and cameras and fans of different celebrities. We took some group photos and answered a lot of questions about our upcoming album. I mainly just let Dale and k-ci talk because I and I don't do much talking.

We walked inside, and I saw many people I worked with and did music for. Apparently, the same group that got interviewed with us on VideoSoul is opening for Boys || Men. They did so well that their voices were so powerful. The dark skinned one, Leilani, was fine as fuck. She had a pretty ass smile, little waist, big ass and thick thighs. Her sisters were a lighter brown color and were slim thick, they were fine too, but the one in the middle, stood out to me the most.

We sat down in the seats and waited for them to start. I honestly didn't want to be here, we get nominated and never fucking win. I honestly think it's because we push the envelope and never follow rules, but they wanna give it to niggas like Boys || Men. They good but we're better and I stand on that shit. I took a puff of my cigar leaning back into the seat.

The music came on, and the announcer walked across the stage.

"Wassup, y'all, how y'all feeling? This year's MTV VMAs celebrate the biggest music videos and artists. From hot new artists to popular nominated artists, stick around to see who's going to be honored with the Video Vanguard Award." He said.

"But, first, I want y'all to put your hands together for the hottest new group, LMC!" He yelled.

The lights went down, and we heard slow beating music.

"I'm out that B-town, coming, coming down

I'm coming down dripping candy on the ground

B, B-town, town, I'm coming down

Coming down dripping candy on the ground"

Her voice was so alluring.

"I know when you were little girls

You dreamt of being in my world

Don't forget it, don't forget it

Respect that, bow down bitches

I took some time to live my life

But don't think I'm just his little wife

Don't get it twisted, get it twisted

This my shit, bow down bitches"

There she stood, Leilani, at the very top of the rows. And walked down slowly with band members behind her.

"Rolling high, leather and wood

Keep it trill, that's what good

Kiss my momma, show that love

Pop them bottles in that club

I heard your boo was talking lip

I told my crew, to smack that trick

Smack that trick, smack that trick

Guess what they did, smack that trick

Gold everything, gold ass chain

Gold ass rings, gold ass fangs

You can see me stunt when you turn on ya screen

I'm bigger than life, my name in the lights

I'm the number one chick, ain't need no hype

The capital L means, I'm 'bout that life

The capital M means, I'm 'bout that life

The capital C means, we 'bout that life"

Dale elbowed me, staring at Monae, rapping coming down another aisle, walking onto the stage with her sisters with the band dancing, playing behind them. The lights quickly went low again, and the song changed. When they came back on, there were dancers in yellow outfits, including Leilani and her sisters. "DAMN SHE LOOKED FINE!" I said to myself.

"DRUNK IN LOVE, WE BE ALL NIGHT! SING IT!" The crowd was jumping, it was hype up in this bitch.

"WE BE ALL NIGHT!"

"SING IT!"

"VMAS! I NEED Y'ALL GET OUT YO MFING SEATS!" they screamed.

"RIDING WITH MY SURFBOARD! SURFBOARD! SURFBOARD! GRINDING ON DAT WOOD! GRINDING, GRINDING ON DAT WOOD! I'M SWERVING ON DAT, S-SWERVING ON DIS BIG BODY, BEEN SERVING ALL THIS SWERVE, SURFING ALL IN THIS GOOD GOOD."

I felt myself cheesing like fuck watching all this happen, it's like I was fucking mesmerized.

"AHHHHHHHHHH YOUUUUUUUUUUU!"

the crowd was swaying from left to right, right along with them. Jumping up and down all kinds of shit. It was popping off up in here.

"I SWAG, I SURF! I SWAG, I SURF! I SWAG, I SURF!"

Leilani got off the stage and in the middle of the rows.

"SURFBOARD, SURFBOARD, GRINDING ON DAT WOOD, GRINDING, GRINDING ON DAT WOOD! I'M SWERVING ON DAT, S-SWERVING ON HIS GOOD GOOD!"

She started dancing in the crowd with the dancers.

"TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT! EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT! SING IT!

TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT! EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT! LOUDER!"

"SAY, IMMA A DIVA!"

And the women in the crowd repeated.

"IMMA A DIVA"

"SAY, IMMA A DIVA! SING IT!"

"IMMA A DIVA! LOUDER!"

"IMMA A DIVA, CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"IMMA A DIVA!"

"COME ON!"

They broke out in steps and were singing the words over.

"VMAS! PUT YO HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR!" Carrie yelled.

"AND WE BE ALL NIGHT!"

They said one more time before posing in formation.

Everyone in the crowd was standing and clapping giving them a standing ovation. They gave love to the crowd, then walked backstage.

"Y'ALL, SHOW SOME LOVE FOR, LMC!" The announcer yelled to the crowd. I sat back down and lit my cigar. This just gave more than enough reason to talk to Leilani. I gotta have her.

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gojuo · 7 months

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Gojo has his head. In season 2 he tells toji he failed to kill him because he didn't cut off his head. Sukuna didn't cut off his head. He can still heal his body.

Plus we see Nanami tell gojo that there are two paths. One to change you or one to stay who you are. Gojo says goodbye to his dead friends and we see him walk away showing he's taking the second path. We also see a lotus then.

Which symbols strength and renewal.

Gojo is not dying. He may be gone a few chapters but everything his hunting he will heal his body and be back.

Gojo will live.

i wish i had your hopium but i gotta correct a few things here ... 1) it was said by i think kashimo (i dont even remember) that cursed energy comes from the gut, and gojo has been split into two from his stomach. toji never bisected him, even if he managed to stab him through the cranium. 2) gojo didn't say goodbye to his friends in the afterlife, that was a mistranslation. 3) he's not walking away from anything either ?? 4) the chapter title is called "going south" bruh...

listen. i so badly want him to come back. i really fucking do. i read jjk 0 when it came out in jump giga in 2017 and when it wasn't called jjk yet (it was called tokyo metropolitan curse technical school btw). i've been with gojo since mfing 2017... 2017!!! i've loved him for over 6 years now i can't even believe it's been so long.. i never expected that silly oneshot manga to become this popular 🥹 kinda makes me happy how loved jjk is currently :')))) but the fact of the matter is that gege has stated numerous times that he wants to finish jjk soon. he actually stated in late 2022 that he was planning on finishing it in 2023. gege's editor has come out and said that the manga will not be ending this year though, so my guess is somewhere around spring 2024 everything will be wrapped and and be donezo so that gege can move on to that goddamn idol manga he's been yapping about for a while now. so what am i trying to say with this tangent? i'm saying that jjk is ending soon and that gege has stated multiple times how difficult it was for him to write around the powerhouse that is gojo (which is just an admission of his own shitty writing/planning because mf YOU 🫵 are the writer like you are the one that created him!!! learn how to plan out your story and how to utilize the characters you yourself have created for it you stupid fucking cat i swear to god....). this all just screams to me that it's over. it's finished. gojo already died once and came back enlightened, he's not gonna have it a second time. not this close to the end. not after having been removed from the narrative for over a hundred chapters. not after seeing sukuna back at full health in his heian era form, something gege didn't even have gojo force out of him. like gege really got him out of the box so that he could be done with him unarguably and conclude his character arc because he wants to finish jjk.

gojo is dead, nobara is for sure dead, megumi is basically done for (we'll see him once more within the mind once yuuji does his soul cursed technique whatever bullshit on sukuna to have a talk but he's not coming back no more), and yuuji, the kid whose execution started this story, will be the only one left alive. gege said in an interview a while ago that he wanted to end jjk with either 1 of the main 4 dead, or only 1 of the main 4 alive. i think it's pretty obvious that person is supposed to be yuuji. "die surrounded by your friends" from the first chapter is going to turn into "all your dead friends will surround you". i am wholeheartedly convinced of this. i'm sorry, but after 3 years of having to sit through that worthless culling game arc leading to absolutely nowhere for our heroes, after realizing that there will never be a pay off for the last 100+ chapters because the whole point of the arc is now fucking dead just like that, i do not have it in me to have any faith nor hope in gege's writing skills. it's become painfully clear to me how mid that guy is at writing and how hard he is rushing towards the end. i have lost all faith and goodwill i used to hold for gege.

#of course if the enlightenment 2.0 theories come true ... i will kiss and worship the ground gege walks on. but i just don't have faith #anymore. i have lost it all post-shibuya arc #it is what it is #jjk #jjk 236 #gojo #anonymous #answered

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cherry-blossom-qf · 11 months

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Hot Undertale Take from yours truly~

The Neutral Endings have more angst material than the Genocide Ending.

Allow me to explain....~

(spoilers below)

(and this is gonna be kind long)

We all know the Genocide Ending. Heck, it was the first Ending I heard about when I learned about Undertale's existence (which scared little baby christian me lmao). There has been animations, fan games, fanfics, fanart, everything angsty all revolving around the Genocide Ending. Cuz that's the ending where EVERYONE DIES, Flowey is scared of us, and Sans shows off his depression- blah blah blah!

But as an adult, I come to realize that the fandom has been sleeping on the Neutral Endings. Yeah, little to no monsters die in those endings.... but they are left hopeless because of your actions.

If Toriel, Papyrus, or Mettaton become ruler, then the plan of getting monster kind back to the surface will be impossible. Cuz they don't want to kill any humans! Toriel never liked the idea of killing humans (she literally divorced Asgore because of it), Mettaton is too fascinated by humans to do any actual harm to them, and Papyrus would probably only kill to "protect" instead of "collect" (but that's just a bit of a headcanon of mine).

If Undyne or Alphys becomes ruler, then monsters kind might have a chance of getting out, but it's at a painful cost. Undyne would turn the entire Underground into a military base, and last time I checked, being ONLY military focus is bad for a county. If you know how wars work, you'll know what I'm talking about. As for Alphys... getting her ending involves a failed genocide run. Meaning monster kind is left short in numbers. Alphys has the rage to destroy humanity for what you did to her friends, but not the strength nor courage to pull it off. She is NOT meant to lead, and she knows that, but she's all they got left. And that's killing her inside.

And the Leaderless Ending... that one is this most chilling.. because it's another failed genocide one. The monsters you left alive are terrified, losing hope in ever getting out, left to grieve over their love ones that you turned to dust. Yeah, it's still not the Genocide Ending, but it's just a cruel, if not more so.

Even the mfing joke Dog Ending has some angst material!! Yeah, Sans says "it's the best ending for all of us" cuz a dog is now the president of the Underground and who doesn't love dogs?? But that doesn't change the fact they are left under the leadership of a stranger! Someone that just showed up out of nowhere and was like "woof woof, I'm in charge!!" It's a joke ending, but it's only to cover up that YOU STILL KILLED PEOPLE, JACKASS!!

CASE IN POINT: The Genocide Ending is scary af, but The Neutral Endings is where the true despair lies. Cuz in the Neutral Endings, Sans will always be there to tell you how much you damaged their kind....

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Hope this all makes sense! I might edit out a few grammatical mistakes if there is any! Cuz buddy, I still have dyslexia and I still hate it!

Also this is all just my opinion! If you don't agree, let me know your own thoughts! ( 🌸^ ^ ) /

#rant into the void #what undertale does to a mf #just had this thought while drawing and had to get it out #i need to get back to drawing (''._.)

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clownqueenofprom · 1 year

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I made up a Backstory for Lady Bone Demon

I think we all knew I would get to this point some day.

In Jttw, demons are typically animals brought back as demons, for example the Black Wind Demon, a bear. As a human skeleton demon, it’s incredibly likely that LBD was a human before she came back as a demon.

With this in mind, how did she die? LBD despises war, pain and famine of all kind, so I assume she might have died on a war front and, while I don’t think she retained memories from her life as a human, she still subconsciously hated wars.

Her body when she was the ivory lady was probably her own body, which she woke up inside of because it’s technically her corpse. The demon itself is within her skeleton, but that doesn’t mean her old body can’t be an accessory 🥳 fashion first, get ya look right

She just randomly woke up on one of those carts with all the corpses on it and was hella confused

So I feel like as a demon, she kind of became some Good Samaritan, since she looked human everyone was just cool with it. She was a seamstress and you can’t convince me otherwise. She would fashion clothes for the homeless and give fruits to travelers coming through whichever town she found herself in.

I mean she’s a little older than SWK at this point I feel like, she’s doing nice things to hold onto her sanity at the sight of the world crumbling and rebuilding itself again and again and again in a ruthless cycle 🧡

In JTTW, she was 110% just trying to poison Tripitaka and the gang so that she could eat him, but I need something to reinforce her hatred and lack of faith in the world so we’re switching that up a little.

She’s just doing her thing, giving fruits and vegetables from her garden (bc she has a damn garden. She’s giving garden.) to every traveler passing by and the monk and the boys happen to be one of them.

At this point she’s grateful to them because what they’re doing could help end a lot of conflicts and she doesn’t like conflicts 🥰

Wukong recognizes her as a demon and kind of misunderstands, thinking she’s trying to poison them.

So yeah he responds with violence.

Yeah so that was how she discovered she could take her mfing skin off when she had to wiggle out of it to save herself from being pummeled into bone cartilage

you best believe SWK got his ass kicked out of the group for beating up some random ass lady who he absolutely convinced was trying to kill them 💀

but dw they let him back in when they needed protection from the yellow something demon

They buried her damn corpse so she had to go underground to get back inside it, and then dig her way out of the grave.

And the night after all that is the first time she has ✨ the dream ✨

Where she sees herself destroying the world.

She brushes that off as just a nightmare yet, but then she starts having different bad dreams, of things like plagues and wars and you know… people dying

And damn, those start COMING TRUE??

She tries her best to change them, but nothings working??

Ooh, here’s an idea! What if she becomes and advisor and guides their emperor into being a better person?

HOO BOY DOES THAT MAKE THINGS WORSE

The emperor is the worst, why 💀 She becomes besties with the mayor, at the point the war chief, who the emperor just loves to overwork the hell out of

And she’s constantly getting precognitive dreams and changing them has proven to be impossible so that sucks

And I feel like she’s just on the last threads of her sanity when that one dream she had where she destroyed says “hey what if you just killed them all” in her sleep

And then BOOM

They’re in the middle of a crisis the very next day. She’s 100% prepared to ignore that dream because she’s still in the “the future is what you make it” phase but then as she’s talking to the emperor about handing the crisis, just imagine him doing the cruelest possible thing in that situation and that’s what he did bc i can’t think of anything

And that’s it, that is IT

This goofy mf is dead. His ass is grass.

And then she’s like “y’know what. I have tried to fix the world and these dreams have just been constantly telling me that it can’t be fixed. Let’s torch the earth, screw the environment”

But then Tripitaka and the boys come together to stop her 😒

So she peeps Macaque’s decaying corpse and decides he has some potential

SHE WAS WRONG

I assume in that box, her destiny talk was just her way of not losing her shit trying to get out

“Yup, this is all for destiny. I’ma get out of her one day, I’m a survivor, I’m not gon give up”

Every second spent being pissed at Macaque’s goofy ass

I imagine she was super nice to him fr, she was looking for FRIENDS but his trust issues really said “stop ✋🏽 You violated the law”

Presumably, her body rotted away when she was locked up because she was IN IT when she was first imprisoned, but when she was freed there was nothing but bones?? 🤨

And now she’s gotten free and

She is not very happy 🧡

because like Tripitaka said “I’m locking you up until you learn the error of your ways” because he saw that her intentions were good, but like

you know damn well he wasn’t actually gonna free her. There would have been better ways of changing her mind then locking her away and you know it 💀

what were you gonna do fr fr just show up every now and again to check on her and then leave like “Oop, nope, you haven’t learned your lesson looks like you need a little more time in your box, I’ll be back in fifty years, don’t go anywhere now teehee 🤭”

🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

#lmk lady bone demon #villain backstory #canon compliant #lmk #lady bone demon #lmk lbd #tripitaka #lmk macaque #lego monkie kid #lmk mayor

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I've been reading through TWOW and ADOS speculation on your blog and there was this one post about Jon, Dany and Aegon (can't link it tho bc I am on the app so no permalink RIP) and it was speculation on Jon and Aegon's brother-relationship they'll most likely be having in the last two books. It'll probably not be hostile (bc even Aegon didn't throw Tyrion mfing LANNISTER overboard, so I don't think Aegon will fault Jon for what happened to his family) but to get to the point: 1/

Jon and Aegon will be brothers, Jon is optimistic over this actually (mirroring his relationship with Robb), Dany invades and kills Aegon, Jon will hate Dany (the post was talking about a rather lack of reaction on Jon's part of Robb's death, and that visceral reaction will actually happen when Aegon is killed, his actual real brother). And then my point: in the prophecy of Dany "Three betrayals, for blood (don't even remember which one this was… 2/ was it Viserys or Mirri and Rhaego or something? Idk&Idc), for gold (Aegon's golden crown), for love (Jon) she thinks that love betrayal will be bc the betrayer loves her, but what if it's actually because Jon loves Aegon (not incestuously, but familial love)? And Jon kills her for not just the North, not just for KL, not just for his Stark cousins, but also for Aegon, his actual brother, who he loved? A brother he always wanted and then had but then lost, all within the blink of an eye? 3/ This thought process of mine comes from my lack of faith in a J*nerys romance happening bc …. literally the most unseasoned, unflavored, unspiced, uninspiring, most talentless, dull, stupid, terrible, bad and unimpressive love story I would ever read in my life if GRRM goes through with it (maybe Kit and Emilia's extreme lack of chemistry in the show has influenced me too much concerning this ship but oh well). 4/ I actually sent you an ask a while ago asking if you think J*nerys will really happen and how I thought Jon (white boy) living but Aegon (brown boy) dying is actually BS and that Jon should die too if ASOIAF is all about the Targs dying out. Jon gets to be Lyanna's son and live but Aegon doesn't get to be Elia's son and live? F!ck off GRRM 😒 Did you get that ask? I suspect that Tumblr may have eaten it because the ask was too long :( Hence why I am sending you this ask in pieces :( 5/5

What do you think GRRM will focus on? An incestuous relationship between 2 strangers (quick reminder the Greyjoy brothers will be fighting over Daenerys when she finally reaches Westeros) or a relationship between half-brothers whose mothers died because of what their father did?

An incestuous relationship in which one of them will be more interested in the Iron Throne than anything happening in the North or a relationship in which one brother has been raised to care about the smallfolk but at the same time can't leave the throne to someone who has dragons and the other brother is trying to get him to go North?

An incestuous relationship in which one of them destroys an entire city or a sibling relationship in which one brother is killed just like a different brother but this time Jon can avenge him instead of being forced to carry on?

#Anonymous #aegon vi targaryen #young griff #jon snow #anti jonerys #song of ice and fire #asoiaf speculation

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