sir. SIR.

hm. going to bed with no one playing with my hair and no cuddles. seems like cruel and unjust punishment but okay

That one Milo Murphy’s Law episode where the government tries to assassinate Milo for some ominous reason:

Same episode where earlier it’s revealed they are aware of his existence, but it isn’t revealed why they try and disintegrate him later on.

I’ll never forget when there was this guy I got along with really well. He was nice, funny, and very polite. He had this sarcastic sense of humor that didn’t feel rude, which I really was attracted to. Not to mention he was Christian!

What ruined this?

He one day told me, outright, that he’s a Neo-Nazi and hates Jews.

The whiplash. The pain. The genuine shock????

Me listening to suburbia overture: wow, these lyrics are sung weird but I can kind of make them out, it sounded like he said "becomes radiation" that makes sense, that seems completely reasonable and logical.

The lyrics:

every once in a while I am reminded that ducktales 2017 decided to heavily imply that Scrooge McDuck and Santa Claus are exes and I am rendered speechless for the next few minutes

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SMALLVILLE HAS A POPULATION OF 110,000??? THATS NOT SMALL???

Dying 😭 how do people ship them, it would be the most toxic shit ever

me when lance’s trauma is overlooked and literally just all of season 8

Class 1A is soo weird. If this one dude in my class insulted everybody all the time, gave people rude nicknames, constantly boasted about how he was the best, called everyone extras, didn't even bother to learn people's names, and was generally a bitch I would throw hands with that guy. I wouldn't interact with him at all. And yet everyone is like "who cares??"

I mean?? How can you let someone just yell and insult you in school like that??? You are literally 19 people?? Beat his ass

WAIT A MINUTE

THE MAGIC WEED HERMES HAVE ODYSSEUS WAS ACTUALLY NAMED MOLY WTF???

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS HERMES BEING HERMES AND IT HAD NO ACTUAL NAME BUT ITS ACTUALLY CALLED THAT????

heartwarming queer solidarity? nuanced and well-developed explorations of gender identity and sexuality? credible representation of disabled life for characters not written around their disability? in my italian shows (prisma)???

How do you feel about Christians reality-shifting into medieval rabbis to learn about Kabbalah?

I'm sorry......WHAT???? THIS IS A THING????

Mutuals please tell me anon is joking please this has to be a joke

(If this is real I obviously feel very grossed about it as someone literally descended from medieval Kabbalists that is fucking gross Christians (and any non-Jews) shouldn't be learning Kabbalah and "reality shifting into medieval Rabbis" is so fucking offensive on so many levels.)

Hey um... WHAT THE FUCK?

Jake, please.. We are not getting that :'(