#Why is he scared of women LMAOO
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Just found out about the muppet joker.
Wtf
#kermit the frog#joker#themuppetjoker#Why is he scared of women LMAOO#there is so much to unpack here#stop enabling autistic people when they do bad things#It’s literally ableist#bro needs therapy
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Romeo x Male!Reader x P
(NSFW)
Note/warnings: So it's my first time writing smut so it might not be the greatest, there's a bit of a scene setting at the start, P learning about the readers anatomy through visual practice and well...horni guys r horni lmaoo
Minors DNI
Panting and footsteps was all that was heard as you and your companion were running from a puppet that basically sucked all of your throwables and health vials, with nothing
on you at this point you and your friend rushed into the Estella Opera House and shut the two large doors behind you.
"Who's idea was it to try THAT?!" your breathless
voice spat at P, the one you picked up from the hotel. P looked at you with a slight glare before pointing at you, since he was a puppet he wasn't that emotional but he was learning
as you helped him sometimes at the hotel (Sophia kindly asked you and you didn't have the heart to say no to her). You gave a look back, "If we had just threw that one last one at its face
we could've beat it!" you argued back as P walked closer to you at looked directly into your eyes before letting out a huff, "you are the one that missed..." "gah-!" you choked before sighing, it's true that you did miss the shot, he wasn't wrong about that. "Alright, alright, I'm sorry for snapping... I was just...scared" you said softly, P's gaze softened before he gave your hand a soft squeeze, from
only knowing him for a few days you grew close with the puppet and came to enjoy his company.
"Right, there should be a stargazer somewhere around here, yeah? Lets find one" you spoke and pulled P along by his hand and walked towards another set of two doors, "damn..locked" you hissed
as you placed your hands on your hips, you saw P walk past and readied his legion arm but you grabbed his arm, "wait a minute, pretty boy. We don't want the whole place crashing down on us,
let's find a different way through", you got your sword out just in case any other enemies decided to show up and not realising the stare P was giving you. 'Pretty boy?' he thought, he knew
it was a compliment and that you didn't mean much of it but something stirred in him when you said that. He liked it and wouldn't mind you saying it again.
He shook his head and walked to your side and pulled out his own sword, standing by your side as if something was ready to attack at any time.
Aaaaaand of course you ran into trouble with prancing ballerina puppet girls and singing spider women because WHY would things be easy for you two? You and P ran faster than ever to the two golden doors and P pulling them open before grabbing you and closing the doors behind you. You groaned as your feet hurted you, there was no stargazer because of course not, you sat on
the floor agianst the chair and rubbed your hands on your knees as P crouched next to you looking concerned. "(Y/n)..." his soft voice called, you waved him off with a smile "I'm okay, P.
Just fucking exhausted..." you sighed as you looked around the massive room. It was some sort of theatre stage for shows you reckon and looked to your right to see two non moving puppets, as
if someone placed them there for a reason. You frowned as you pulled yourself up and walked towards the stage with P following close to you, you jumped a little as the play started with the one
standing up and placing something in the one sitting down before it stood up and bowed.
P watched with you as you turned to each other, the floor started to rumble and before you could register
you were pulled away by P as a giant puppet dropped down to the floor and looked at you two. "You have got to be fucking kidding me...we aren't exactly ready to fight this thing!" you exclaimed as
P readied his word, "stay" was all he said as he went to attack the giant puppet. "No way! I'm not letting you fight this thing alone-", "STAY" was what he yelled making you jump as P never yelled,
he really didn't want you to get hurt or worse, killed.
All you could do is watch as you really did feel the exhaustion coming on now, luckily P manage to take the giant puppet down...and it exploded. You blinked as you watched debris fall and the curtains
were set alight but it wasn't over. You noticed a blonde puppet within the larger on, assuming it was male, he looked up at P before jumping out the pocket he was nestled in and aimed what looked like a scythe like weapon. You couldn't even keep track as their blades clashed with one another, you starting to worry as P clearly was getting slower and slowler. You gasped as the blonde puppet kicked P to
the floor and aimed his weapon at P who was twitching- his legion arm was wrecked. You groaned as you ran towards them, you didn't care if you were striked down you HAD to save P.
Your heart raced as
you swung your own sword to the puppets weapon, a loud clang was heard as you pushed agianst the puppets own strength- this wasn't getting better. "Leave...us...ALONE!" you growled as you pushed more into him.
Suddenly, the puppet easied its strength as he stared at you almost recognizing you..."(Y/n)?" his voice called. Wait, what? How did this puppet know your name? "How do you...?" "It's me, Romeo!" his voice rang almost
happily? "I- We lived at the Monad Charity house with Carlo!" the puppet almost seemed to smile at you. "I...I don't reconigse you...", he seemed to falter at that, "I see...it has been years so I'm not surprised."
You were then pulled into a hug by the taller puppet. "But it's good to see you..." he whispered as he glanced over your shoulder, "...and Carlo." he finished his sentence. "Carlo..? No, that's P..." you replied, "P?
So that's what he's called you...", Romeo loosened his grip on you slighty but still held you close. You turned to P as P glared at the puppet holding you. This stirred something in P...was it jealously? He didn't
like the way the other male was holding you and it seemed like Romeo noticed. "P...we don't have to fight. We vowed to fight by each others side with (Y/n) in the charity house..." he spoke as he looked down at you, "and (Y/N)...you've grown."
He looked at you up and down making you blush, it felt like he was checking you out. He let out a chuckle, "we made a promise...all three of us that we'd be by each others side no matter what." You shook your head, it felt
like you knew him but you couldn't quite remember, if you did grow up with him like he says then now what?
You gently pushed Romeo away, "this is all..." you trailed off before being pulled into a sterdy chest, looking up you saw P with an almost...child like pout on his face? Was he jealous?
"We don't have to fight...in fact join me. Both of you. Like old times...kind of." Romeo spoked as P pouted more, "No." was all he said as Romeo only gave a soft gaze. It was quiet before he spoked up, "you're aiming to
become human right? I'm going to guess you don't have...all the parts" there was a hint of teasing in the taller puppets voice. P tilted his head not understanding as Romeo continued, "we- i mean, me, Carlo and you, (Y/N)
also promised to share ourselves with each other as a sort of..pact. We never got to do it with the events that took place and...it would be nice to complete that pact. I've missed you both and not to mention, have you ever wondered what parts you'd have, P?"
There was that question again, P looked at you confused as it took you a few minutes to register what Romeo meant. Then your face went bright red. "W-WHAT? W-WAIT...are implying using MY body as way to...'show' P what he'd have?
DOWN THERE?!" you exclaimed making Romeo chuckle, "Of course if you're comfortable with that, I would never want you to feel uncomfortable". Your face was red as P turned to you, "what...would I have?" and there he goes, thanks Romeo.
"I..w-well since your guy you...ahem..." you felt so awkward, "you would have a...manhood let's say!", P tilted his head, "Manhood? What does it look like?" He asked innocently, you glared at Romeo and got a small smirk in response.
"Puppets don't have them as there's no use but humans...they use it for procreating or for simple pleasure." Romeo explained as P blinked and immediatly said, "I...want to please (Y/n)..." you immediatly looked at him, "y-you do?!"
P nodded making you fluster up more, "I..." it wasn't a lie that you were attracted to him but to show him you in all your glory no less?! I mean, this could only be educational, right? P will one day be a full human so maybe
doing this will help him in the future? Wait, what?! You couldn't believe you were thinking of it! You felt a P grasp your hand and lean in close, almost shy like, "I...want to learn and...please you..." his voice was small, as if not wanting
to say the wrong thing. You gulped as you looked at the two puppets. "it's...just us right? in this room?" you asked Romeo who gave a firm nod, "yes, just us." You looked down at your own feet before lookin up at the puppets, "o-okay...I'll do it..."
P strightened up as if excited and Romeo moved close to you gently holding your hand, "it's going to be okay, you can stop at any time..." he reassured you. You nodded.
You couldn't believe you were doing this, you were placed between the two puppets and sitting on the floor with Romeo behind you as you were in between him with P facing you and sitting on his knees watching you intently. You took a deep breath and began to
unbutton your shirt, luckily you were only wearing that and everyday pants so it wouldn't take too long to get undressed. You felt cold metal hands gently pull the shirt from your shoulders, you shivered as the cold
air hit your naked skin as you kept your gaze to the ground, face burning. P watched as Romeo reached his hand outward to him, he went to reach out and hesitated "it's okay..." Romeo said softly, P nodded and placed his hand in Romeos before it was pulled to
you chest, P could almost feel the heat coming off your body and even hearing a slight thud- that must've been your heart. He place his hand on where your heart is and felt your heart beat in a rhythmic pattern, sometimes it skipped a beat.
Is this what it was like to have a human heart? He wanted that, it felt good, almost music like to him. He moved closer and had the sudden the urge to softly grope at your chest which made you bite your lip, stifling a moan. P noticed and it stirred something in him again- he
wanted more. He wanted to hear your voice. You gasped as you felt Romeos cold hand touch your hip making you arch your back, "C-cold..." you whimpered, "I can warm you up..." Romeo whispered in your ear as you heard gears rolling inside his chest and feeling sudden warmth
coming from his hand, you let out a soft sigh. You gazed up at P in shyness, "You can...touch more...I don't mind" you gave him a smile. P nodded and closed in on you and used his legion arm- which thankfully was okay right now- as he gently traced your skin, his lips slightly a part
as he softly gazed at you.
He felt his mechanical heart turn as if beating. Gaining some confidence, he moved his thumb on his legion side and pressed it against your bud making you whimper. P stopped before doing it again making you whimper again, he realised you liked this and kept gently touching you as well as doing
it to your other bud making you arch your back a little more.
You felt Romeos hand slowly slip down your hip and grazing your pants, "ready for this?" he asked softly, you nodded slowly "j-just give me a second..." P stopped touching you, you looked up at him before leaning into your face. "You make...nice sounds..." he spoke, his lips getting closer to yours. "I-I do?" you asked breathlessly, he nodded "can I...kiss you, P?" you asked as P perked up and nodded pretty enthusiastically. You leaned in and cupped his face before leaning in and softly pressing your lips against his, something ticked inside him and he felt warm. "Heh, close your eyes buddy" Romeo spoke up seemingly enjoying the show, P took the advice and closed his eyes as he felt you kiss deeper. He jumped a little as he felt something soft and wet touch his lips, it must be your tongue and as if on command he opened his lips a little allowing you enter him.
You
softly moaned as so did he which was...new. No one complained though as P leaned in more to taste you his hand resting against your thigh before he felt something hard as he pulled away with a string of saliva following after. He looked down and saw your hard on, he glanced up at you and Romeo.
You allowed Romeo to unbutton your trousers, you leaned back into the taller puppet as he pulled your member out which was now hard and leaking precum. P looked down at it, almost entranced by it. This is what he would have when he becomes human. He saw how hot and bothered you were getting and felt
something turn inside his stomach which shouldn't be possible but it felt good to him. Romeo gently wrapped his fingers around your leaking member and began to slowly rub it up and down making you gasp as you leaned futher into Romeo, he used his free hand to gently place under your chin to make you looked him from the side as he leaned his head in and kissed you, unfortunately he wasn't soft like P and his lips couldn't move than much but that didn't matter as you softly licked his cold lips and pressed your own against his.
P pouted feeling a little left out as he wanted to touch you too, looked to
see your member twitching slightly in pleasure, he had gotten the sudden urge to lick it and leaned down and gave it a soft lick making you gasp in the kiss with Romeo before you looked down at him. He looked up innocently, tilting his head with a small smile. Well...at least he was getting more confident.
But where the hell did he learn to do that?
"A-ah, P...thats- mmm...." you gasped as P wrapped his fingers around your member and gave another lick, you grasped his hair as you panted and gasped. Oh this was doing something to the gears in P, he loved seeing like you like this and he wanted more, if only he had a member of his own he could get
the same treatment but for now he was more than happy giving you pleasure.
But he wanted to feel you against him, he sat up and proceded to take off his coat, "(Y/n)...I want to hold you too..." Romeo chuckled, "of course, can't be selfish now, can I?" you looked at P before moving into his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck and burying your head in his neck. He could feel the
warmth of your face and your member against his own groin which made him feel excited. You ran your fingers through his hair, "good boy..." you whispered into his ear and you felt him...shiver? That was new. "Say it again..." he whispered back, "you're a good boy, P...you're doing so well..." you praised as he hugged
you tight.
You felt pressure on your back as you felt Romeos hand grasp your member again and began to rub faster this time making you gasp, P also grasped your member making you whimper in pleasure. "A-ah...M-mhm...!" you felt yourself coming to a close which made you feel a bit embarrsed because did it really take
two puppets to touch you in such a way for you to be putty in their hands? Yes it did. You panted as you felt their cold hands grope your hips, thighs and anything else they could touch. "I...really want to be human. I want to please you..." P mumbled again, pulling you in for a kiss as you felt his tongue against yours.
Romeo simply chuckled as he left small kisses on your shoulder and back, he along with P kept pleasing you as you almost felt yourself tip over the edge. "N-Ngh..g-guys I can't hold it in longer..." you panted out, cheeks flushed as you felt them go faster making you dig your finger nails into P's skin.
You felt P kiss your neck as
you suddenly released onto the hands of the puppets as well as letting out short breaths trying to come back down from your high. P unwrapped his hand and looked at as he saw white warm liquid run down his hand, you blushed at the sight "ah, heres my shirt..." you gave up your shirt to help clean P's hand which he
happily let you but for he dis, he asked, "What is it?" making you gulp, "j-just stuff that comes o-out..." god, you felt embarrased just trying to explain this to him. P stared at the liquid before going to lick it, "w-wah! N-no!" you exclaimed as you went an cleaned his hand, face red as an tomato. Romeo simple snorted with laughter making you glare
at him from the side, he held up his hands in defence. P spoke up, "(Y/N)? I...want to be human because I want to feel you and make you feel good" he said as he pulled you close, resting his face in the crook of your neck. Your gaze softened as you hugged him back, "I...I would like that..." you whispered back.
"Hm, it seems we're done here-" Romeo started but you interrupted and turned to him, "Romeo...what's going to happen now?" you asked as he shrugged, "I don't think you two are exactly in the best shape to fight me, especially you (Y/N)" you pouted at this and grumbled, "hey now..." He chuckled and planted a peck on your cheek
You got back in your clothes as did P, you couldn't look at him as you felt shy but P was staring at you with a soft gaze. "Could we...have more practices?" he asked walking closer to you, you looked at him and blinked before slowly turning to Romeo who was snickering, "I'm going to slap you...this is YOUR doing." P smiled softly, "I wouldn't mind coming back for more lessons..." You
turned to him, "eh?" he gave you a peck on the cheek before making his way to the exit, you blinked turned to Romeo before turning back to P and running after him, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO COME BACK?!" you exclaimed. Romeo snickered as he watched you run after P.
"It was good to see you again (Y/N)...Carlo..."
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LMAOO!! ok I'm not gonna spoil the R&L video but plspls if you watch it tell us what you think!!
OKAY I have watched it twice now. It is obviously another symbolic work but the first time I was so dumbfounded by all the weirdness that I got like only a couple of symbolisms. The second watch was more fruitful. So let's get to it!
The Brown Diamond
First of all, the moment we got the title and the teaser I knew this would have potty humour and that, also, it would be about anal again.
The standing doggystyle in the beginning is fun but does not have a significance in the story. However, since the title is "The Quest for the Brown Diamond" it might be an attempt to create a subconscious connection between the two.
It is interesting that the very next scene sort of subverts the expectations formed from the previous one: Rhett is a very awkward and reserved, shy, gentle, intelligent man with many phobias, Horst, whereas Link is Sandy, a loud, crude, angry but good hearted man, with an established interest in women. They seem like total opposites of the characters they play, however there is truth hidden in them i.e Rhett is an introvert and he can be gentle and intelligent and Link can be angry and loud despite being a good person. I don't understand what was exactly the concept behind making the characters diverge so much from Rhett and Link in other aspects. Perhaps it was a red herring.
Whatever they said in the end, there is no more genuine statement of affection than "You look weird as hell...... but you always do".
Horst says he has this hair to have a form of natural shield and this might give as a hint as to why Rhett's character has so many phobias and puts up so many defenses; maybe it's about all the things he considered sinful and unacceptable when he was still in the faith.
The whole quest to essentially steal the diamond is Sandy's initiative and passion, while Horst simply follows because that's what he does, he follows Sandy. This might explain Sandy's assertiveness; by every allegorical work of theirs we have seen before it is implied again and again that Link (perhaps counterintuitively) was actually the pursuer of their relationship. Don't forget Carney in Friday's GMMore freaking saying that Link was Romeo between the two, whom Stevie had just described as an extrovert who pursued his relationship with Juliet! And that was the last episode before this video! Isn't all this...WILD? This also suggests that at this point a lot of the crew members know.
Horst opens tentantively the door and Sandy sarcastically says: "Look, Horst contributing already to the project!". They get in the mansion, where Sandy decides to rub himself on every single surface while Horst watches scandalized. The one time poor Horst tries to mimic Sandy, he realises he was trying to rub on a cherub which obviously kills his mood again. So this is likely about how much Link had to "throw himself out there" to make this work and how hesitant and scared Rhett was in the beginning.
By the way
Of course.
This gives me Rhett mixing his words flashback and saying "Link McLaughlin". Except this here is intentional. Then again someone could say best friends and branded business partners could do that too. However, with all the other stuff here, we can suspect this is not that simple of a case.
Horst pumps them both up with energizing food for the quest and it might be associated with the whole theme of the puzzle video, where it was implied they needed some... assistance in their first times. Sandy has to eat some seaweed, an experience he describes as "cunnilungus with the ocean" and Horst eats a sausage wrapped in bologna, which is the point where he breaks character a little, as Rhett apparently finds this too amusing! This all means that the energizing food scene though is heavily sex-coded.
After a straightTM moment, when Sandy builds up the courage to ask his ex-stepson (Tanner? Tunner?) if his mom still thinks about him, he starts looking for the diamond. He mentions he was looking at his Nana's drawers when he was young but then he asks this to be cut from the film as he doesn't want people to think that about him, which means this too is suspicious and in this case it probably implies he was exploring his feminine side. Ironically, this was also mentioned in the last GMMore, when Link asked for a few more years before he starts dressing like Miss Pingy...!
Meanwhile, Horst doesn't look for the diamond but gives as an empathetic, admiring, caring and loving description of Sandy. Yes, Sandy is frantic, angry, a brute but Horst sees through him and understands why he is the way he is. Sandy's childhood is similar to Link's to some extent.
Sandy follows and gives a shorter but emotional description of Horst: he stands out, he is a little weird but he is good and smart. Sandy also establishes he is protective of him and warns the stepson to not hurt Horst.
AND THEN OF COURSE THEY BROUGHT UP THE PUZZLE ARRYFFUJBIOGD Sandy even has a tattoo of the notorious puzzle piece, while Horst keeps it in his bracelet of things he fears and loves. (If you don't know what the deal with the puzzle is please read this).
Horst finds a guitar and starts playing a sweet song... so sweet that it is literally called
Sandy, much like real Link every time Rhett sings and plays music, stops his frantic search and listens hypnotized to Horst's playing. He joins him by the fireplace and they sing together. It is very sweet, very domestic. When the song ends, the silence between them is heavy and uncomfortable but full of warmth. Sandy asks Horst how he is feeling and Horst admits he is still scared. Sandy, pensive but respectful, decides that they should go, as apparently this whole thing isn't working out for them. He expresses regret for dragging Horst into this.
But, lo and behold! At the last moment, Horst finds a secret door and is suddenly the more excited one who reminds Sandy of their quest. In this secret room, they find a video recorded by the deceased owner of the mansion and the diamond, who gives instructions on how to get the diamond. The quest is bound to a riddle and this riddle IS THIS ONE:
To be shared between three, the heart must not be free but the damage is done if the heart is given to one.
Get it? If you have to give your heart to other two, your heart is not free, but then again when the heart is given to THE one only, that's when shit hits the fan (well literally in this video).
Can you believe it? Can you believe this is the story of these apparently extremely romantic middle-aged Southern youtubers?
The heart, the diamond, is of course inside Bahau moon, a three-ass artifact. Reminds of "the way to a woman's heart is through a worm's / woman's anus".
Sandy and Horst hear noises from upstairs and it appears Brandy, Horst's best friend at work, was trying to steal the diamond before them. And that is because Horst told her their secret as “he tells her everything”. What does Brandy symbolizes? Horst loves her a lot as a friend and keeps no secrets from her, Sandy is antagonistic to her. Sandy gets his hand in this ass first and competes with her for the diamond. Horst follows hesitantly again. They realise neither can win over the heart and all be happy. So Horst implores them to all lay off the heart diamond. In fact, Sandy has grabbed the heart and agrees to let it go only if Brandy promises to also not stick her hand to the ass again. Sorry for suggesting this...but can Brandy be a wife, like Jessie? Once they are all out of the Bahau moon and safe, Horst realises that his "phobias and loves" bracelet is dropped inside the artifact. He begs the other two to get inside the Bahau moon once more so he can retreive his bracelet. This might be associated to Rhett always having this pattern that he wants this to stop, to prevent it but then he is the one falling back to it (check Hazel where he tries to save Link but then Hazel takes him first and in the dig-a-hole video where he pulls Link out of his enjoyment only to later suggest a larger hole than Link did and drive the excavator himself). Horst really begs Brandy, tells her to do it for the sake of their “old good memories” together. This whole thing reminds me of that time Rhett was bringing up a lot that his marriage had gone through a milestone, that he and Jessie had had a very big and serious talk that changed but also supposedly “strengthened” their marriage. And then once Link let it slip that he was present during that serious talk of the couple, which one would expect would have happened privately.
Brandy betrays them, takes the brown diamond and leaves them. The Bahau moon starts releasing toxic gas. Sandy tells the camera man to save himself. The camera man still records Sandy and Horst's last moments from outside the window. As they are dying, they hold hands with their still free hand. Sandy asks forgiveness for everything but Horst does not hold anything against him. Before he takes his last breath, Sandy tells Horst he loves him. They die there, trapped forever. This ending resembles Hazel a lot, where they disappear forever in Hazel's forest. In Hazel, Link was also trying to tell Rhett he loves him before what he thought would be their last moments.
This gives the riddle another dimension, because in the end Sandy and Horst remain with their One, meaning each other, also stressed by the love confession, and this kills them. It is perhaps suggested that Brandy (a wife?) got her heart back and went on with her life, while they can't do the same. They stay trapped with the love that kills them.
And here's another ANON I got, I hope they read it cause I am answering here:
Thanks a lot for telling me!!! Yes it doesn't surprise me one bit. The ending is supposed to have that despair and melancholy of always staying trapped, hidden. Just like Hazel. Very interesting that it was braver before the cuts. Perhaps they thought it would make it too obvious? But, too little is obvious for A LOT of their fans, right? I also don't understand, do they actually want people to pick up on it after all, or not? They confuse me so much.
Unless the few of us still imagine all that stuff lol never in my life before have I seen friends act like that but the funniest thing is that I haven't seen people in love act like that either! Will we get an autobiography from them in the distant future, I wonder? Because we should.
#rhink#rhett and link#randl#r&l#r&l videos#the quest for the brown diamond#long text#tw long text#tw long#tw long post#mythical#anon#ask#mail
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💭 ⛪️✨️
For ask game!
💭 Some character headcanons
ok so rufus is like 100% gay like ik hes mlm thats canon bc vincent but i dont think his sexuality is ever mentioned lmaoo so like + he would be a fan of like dua lipa n shit but like hide it so much and act like he listens to acdc and like clive is the only one who doesnt realise his music taste tbh
farah is defos like omni/pan romantic and greysexual + she defos checked ao3 n tumblr to see if there was rpf about her. she definitley wasnt going to read it. why do u ask
gary is transfem bc i said so rn (im bsing these hcs on the spot based on vibes ima be real) and defos experimented w dudes in like pallamistus equivelent to collage/uni and still fucks em sometimes so hes like hetroromantic/bisexual w preference for women also he learnt how to make coloured metal and then made pride flag swords (i dont think pallamistus would have many pride flags but i think there would maybe be a rainbow pride one + jason showed ppl pride flags from earth and started making it a bit of a thing by accident
⛪ Favorite deity
knowledge or healer r my faves bc like knowledge as a deity their domain speaks to me like yesssss facts n shit and then healer as a fuckin person is so cool like they use i belive its he/they or he/it since jason refers to them w they/them or it/its at some point idk which but like i just find em v v interesting i love em
also death is such a cool goddess bc like theyre not a bad deity like other similar ones like pain and trickery n stuff which i just like symbolically like "death is not unnatural it is a force of good just like life"
i do have a bit of beef w the whole evil gods being purged out bc like mortals doing that like sure ig (but also like yall r piss scared of a god but u wanna kill em and yall have the balls to do that damn) but like the fact that ALL OTHER GODS ACTIVLEY HUNT THEM is a bit like why? yall r litteralyl forces of nature personified why are these ones bad dumbass why is pain exterminated why is trickery frowned upon WHY IS DISGUISE A BAD GOD????? and then FUCKING PURITY WHO IS TRYING TO DESTORY THE WHOLE WORLD TO BE TAKEN OVER JUST IS NEVER FLAGGED AS AN EVIL GOD??? like yes the gods know its decipt and cant say shit but like surley theres a god who that is within their purview to speak about??? like truth or some shit can reveal lies or smthn
damn thats another rant abt some worldbuildy thinks (im working up the post rn idk y)
✨ Coolest power (essence or otherwise)
ok so i think skill books r super super cool and also masivley underused like wdym theres fucking skill books and noone uses them
like sure u need a whole new power to use em but like just make a ritual like cmon theres prolly a ritual for every cool ass essence ability and like jasons power that absorbs essences n awakening stones also gives him the skill book one like they r absolutley linked JUST FUCKIN RITUAL THIS SHIT UP
FREE KNOWLEDGE
HOW HAS NOONE MADE A RITUAL FOR THIS YET
oh also on the topic: knowledge prolly has a shit ton of skill books on like everything why dont they make skill books for basic skills like reading and writing and simple maths and do free rituals for kids to bypass the whole years long education system that fucks up kids mental states later on (the mental health but is more high school but still)
like yes theres prolly a min age like essences n shit but like. just wait?? cmon its like fifteen years CMON
oh also speaking of the min age is that like a last minute puberty thing or is it like a second magic puberty also surley it would be like "ur defos gettin fucked up" -> "prolly gettin fucked up" -> "maybe gettin fucked up" -> "no fuckedupedness now :3" (like normal)
soz that last one was a worldbuilding rant abt skill books goddamn i didnt know i had that in me wow
#:0 someone spoke#question-of-violence#hwfwm#he who fights with monsters#my autism is popping off today goddamn
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Seems like I was needlessly worried about Ada; who knew she had the power of god and witchcraft on her side (✿◡‿◡)
okay but the whole sequence was downright hilarious like—
they should be in a romantic comedy; the amount of misunderstanding between them *facepalm*
Vincent's thoughts, as always, are down the gutter, the sewer rat that he is,,, whereas poor Ada took his words in a literal sense and decided to lay bare 'the real her' lmaoo
again, second misunderstanding here: Vincent assumes she 'brings a lot of boys home' and thaaat's the reason Uncle got her a secondary residence...
whereas, the real reason probably is— both dad and uncle must have lost their sleep over all the occult stuff their teenage kid was obsessed with (yk how teenage girls are, once they are obsessed with something, they are simply unstoppable). I am guessing she must have brought home her friends from her school's Occult Fan Club, probs even done some hexing, black magic, voodoo stuff right inside one of the main rooms, one night—and the adult men got scared shit out of their pants hahaha
That's most probs the actual reason why she was forbidden to enter the main building, rather forbidden to bring that kind of stuff into the main building. Uncle got Ada her own little sanctuary for her occult collection, the kind of power she has ᕦ(ò_óˇ)
Third misunderstanding: after a long misogynist monologue courtesy Vincent-sama (all women are foolish, feeble, frivolous etc. etc.), we get to this scene. I had assumed it was Vincent who introduced himself to Ada to get at Uncle Oscar. Maybe, it is so.
But assuming it was Ada who introduced herself, I have a better explanation why she would do that rather than 'wanting to share his bed' as Vincent immediately assumes.
She just wanted to get close to him so she could 'passionately discuss' her obsession with him!! She assumed that he was a high-society closeted fanboy just like her ahfsjjshhaha
moral of the story: rather than saying Vincent should have been clearer with his intent, it's more like— Vincent should have clarified what he was getting into before entering a fangirl's cave;
in the end, it was not a hero or a villain, but a fangirl that KO'ed this piece of shit, serves him right
#pandora hearts#may-reads-ph#vincent nightray#ada vessalius#retrace xlvi#ada my baby <3 i am so proud of you TT_TT#i am cackling so hard ahfhsjjkgkl#i mean he asked for it right#man i relate so hard i pulled this shit when i was in my high school#every girl's teenage /is/ a phase#it's like-#sorry if you can't handle me at my fangirl mode you don't deserve me at my 'normal' mode (not that it exists)#(I made this post while i was reading that chapter i have overshot a lot and entered in completely </3 areas#in the meantime please enjoy these little fun moments as long as they last ;-;
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did the blue lock character chart for the funsies <3
(transcript of my little thoughts i wrote below read more bc istg my handwriting is illegible)
isagi: Goated mc
bachira: FELL IN LOVE FROM 1ST PAGE ❤❤
chigiri: BROS BEAUTIFUL, LIKE CMON. (also love his mean girl esque personality)
kunigami: WC..., might change?
raichi: DO SMTH. PLS.
kuon: eh
naruhaya: LITERALLY ONLY BC OF HIS BACKSTORY
lemon: irrelevant but he had cool saves soo
gagamaru: ABSOLUTE LEGEND. also cool design 👉👈
imamura: ? who are you, why are you here
igaguri: essential methinks...
kira: fine. dont come back tho
nagi: very interesting character. very scared for him tho
reo: PLS GET UR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. STOP DEPENDING ON NAGI.. I BEG
zantetsu: idiot <3
barou: very cool ig
niko: the gay 15 year old shipper plss. (a banana fish AND madoka fan? cmon ik he's having sm fun rn)
rin: I- I like emo boys...
aryu: 🌟OSHA 🌟🌟 OSHA 🌟
tokimitsu: anxiety boi, he's just like me fr
hiori: *HEAD IN HANDS*, MIGHT change depending on this arc...
karasu: mom friend but also why he saying the horniest shit? SIR please (i like him)
otoya: eh, a bit boring
nanase: I need to see more tbh
yukimiya: tragic. but i giggle sometimes
shidou: THE ONLY MAN EVER ❤ ❤ ❤ #1 FAV
sae: SPAIN WITHOUT THE S. fuck you for fucking up rin but also pls stay and let me into ur brain
ego: Treat Anri better
anri: ANRI, I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE
(between ego and anri is: mlm 🤝 wlw)
sendou: completely forgot ab him until this match. (saw a tweet say he had dick-sucking lips and never saw him the same way since.)
aiku: one of the best designs, fight me. he's so chill but also why does he have to be a player
(to clarify i meant in terms of women and dating by saying "player." lmao just wanted to be clear alskjksl)
kurona: his design's neat ig..., (not super attached tbh)
kaiser: I- I like assholes...,(plus hes funny as shit), (so unserious LMAOO)
ness: insane and obsessive <3 (he should kill someone. as a treat.)
noa: The eyeliner tho...
chris: <- literally a golden retriever
#i had fun with this haha#no. i dont hate or dislike anyone they are all v cool to me :))#i also have a beyburst ship chart i may or may not have completed... might post i dunno...#bllk#bllk manga#blue lock
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sleeping with the enemy:
URGH alicia waking up in sam's bed😠 who's idea was the whole alicia slept with sam fakeout? i just wanna talk...
is there no operational duty manager? why is iain able to just bring gem along without anybody noticing?? obviously there isn't a character one but you'd think there would be someone off screen at least
sam telling the staff he has to make cuts so all the consultants have to reinterview for their jobs... and so it begins
cal's like "tough job. someone's gotta do it." he doesn't take issue with it until it affects him too lmao
"our beloved leaders continue to treat the NHS as an experiment in darwinism"
lmaoo alicia's bra is sticking out her sleeve and ethan points it out bc she hadn't realised and she says she got dressed in a hurry and he's like "anyone i know?" and she's saved from answering by connie telling her to get changed and then cal tells ethan that he recognises that underwear and it was her party lingerie and "i wonder who the lucky guy was this time" and ethan goes "nothing to do with us" and walks off and cal's practically GRINNING because i guess he's thinking/hoping that alicia's played ethan like she played him shjshjfjfd
ethan's saying that it's the consultants now but it'll be the doctors next and lily says it doesn't bother her because she knows she's too good to lose and cal's still defending sam saying he's just doing his job "if you want to get to the top, you have to be prepared to make difficult decisions" and ethan goes "stabbing your colleagues in the back? i can see why you empathise." SJSJSDJDFJDF
lmao dylan randomly joining the juniors' conversation going "i worked one summer on a building site as a young man. good, honest, hoary-handed work. i miss that. still something to fall back on isn't it?" shsdhjjsdf
alicia confronting sam who asks her how much she remembers of the previous night and she says she remembers enough and that'll it'll be the junior doctors next and she's the most junior and he goes "you do have one advantage the consultants don't have" "what's that?" "you're cheap............... your salary i mean" oh i am going to STRANGLE HIM
lmaoo connie and elle team up to corner sam in connie's office and he says it's unusual to see them working together and connie's like "it's amazing what a common enemy will do for a relationship" GAYYY
connie's not even worried for her own job because of course sam isn't gonna fire the mother of his child, but she actually cares about the department and her staff
ethan gives alicia a coffee and a muffin saying "i got you a scooby snack" SCOOBY SNACK SJSJDJFD and she's like "nibbles! you ledge!" sjsdjfsdj i love themmmmm
why is sam continuing to let alicia think that they slept together?????
iain's being scared of snakes sjsjdjf
oop the snake going into the ambulance bag when they're not looking😬
"excuse me, i don't suppose you'd want to see my snake sometime" "are you on drugs?" "i am actually, yeah" HELPPSDKDF
cal telling alicia and jacob to tell sam what a good and efficient job he did with his patient SJSJSFJ
alicia whacking the man attacking her patient with a fire extinguisher THATS MY GIRL!!
and of course in comes sam demanding to know why she attacked a patient🙄 get lost man no one likes you
"some men are like that, women are just disposable commodities to them" *cough*sam*cough cough*
iain telling the snake guy he needs a new hobby "and women are way more fun than snakes" ??? now i think that just sounded worse than how he actually meant it but what did alicia JUST say
sam finally telling alicia that nothing happened between them. it nearly did but he slept on the sofa. then he goes "you did mumble in your sleep about dr hardy, though. quite a bit actually." sjsjdsjdfjsdj ohh alicia's got it soo bad
sam telling everyone that the board has forced him to choose between losing 1 consultant, 2 junior doctors, or 3 nurses, and he decided 1 consultant would be the least damaging option... well that lets you know how little the nurses are being paid doesn't it😭
lmaoo connie had noticed sam and alicia talking so she goes to him "really, sam? finished with the pretty nurses now starting on the f2s?"
oop looks like ethan noticed too bc he's now asking alicia "so you slept with sam?" she says nothing happened and he seems to remember they aren't actually together and literally shakes himself out of it shjshjd and says it's none of his business and asks if she's coming to the pub with everyone but she says she just wants to get home
"ethan, look, you and me, it's just not-" "no, i know, it's not." "you know cause of your brother and-" "yeah." "it is best, don't you think?" "yes i do. don't you?" "i do." CLEARLY neither of them are happy about what they're saying AT ALL😭😭😭
aw alicia :( she is a little bit of a mess lol but i love her anyway
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Bachelor in Paradise.
Season 8.
7.4/10
I wouldn't recommend this season to my friends.
I wouldn't rewatch this season.
Still attractive: Serene, Teddi, Sierra, Michael, and Brandon.
My surprise when I saw them on the season: Michael A., Rodney, and anyone returning to the episode after leaving.
I'm dead at the fake cat Jill brought.
I was not expecting Kira to say she could've been a pornstar.
I cannot believe Michael A. is here. He also really is so ripped.
Omg at Sierra not having a pinky and people not realizing.
Omg at all of us listening to Wells's story about Clare Crawley being the other woman for Jared.
Genevieve and Shanae starting a friendship is revolutionary.
I love the dance battle at the Sadie Hawkins dance.
It's so crazy polar this season.
Sierra is so amazing of a person. Her breakup with Michael is heartbreaking. Why is she so understanding? What kind of man ever takes rejection in that way?
Brandon and Serene are amazing together in the perfect way.
Aaron says random funny things.
I love how much everyone likes Michael A.
Michael and Casey having a commentary on the people is like the muppets grandpas--Statler and Waldorf.
Victoria Fuller is like the most stable to me here. Like no expectations, no problems.
Brittany is a homie, and she can be my homie anyday. She confronts people for their shittiness.
Why was Jacob eating the pineapple like that?
Eliza's happy reaction to having both Rodney and Justin pursue her is gold. If it were anyone else, would I still think so positively about them? idk, but she was so cute and real and you go girl.
Love Aaron and Genevieve talking through miscommunication and insecurities stemming from Justin. Love Victoria and Johnny talking about their fears within their relationship. All good communication.
I though Genevieve was overreacting about being scared of a spider, but that mofo was huge.
LMaoo at Victoria and Eliza reacting to Aaron and Genevieve fighting and making up. We love the support too, especially girls who support girls.
Romeo making bad decisions and crying so severely because of it is pathetic to me. I know people who don't realize their bad decision making while living the consequences, and while it does suck, you left behind hurt people on the way. Him leaving with Kira. He's such a loser to me. Like, find something authentic instead of being desperate. I don't like Kate. On a separate note, she talks in random sayings.
I do hate how Shanae is being treated based on her past behavior, but I also do understand what it's like to feel some typa way about a bully. Same thing with peoples' treatment of Lace. I honestly feel like the men on the beach reacting to Lace coming back for Rodney is disrespectful.
Peter is a horrible being. How can your view of yourself make you so delusional about the world? How can you so easily diss and stamp down others to keep yourself high?
The Ashley peeing in the ocean thing is weird.
Justin is not cute to me or great in personality or humor. He is not a hot commodity and is also a gaslighter. Same with Logan.
I don't like how the men relate women's anger with natural disasters. It's so disrespectful.
I feel like making the ladies leave and replacing them with new ladies..is just awarding men. We don't like that.
People's reaction to Casey's fainting is kinda not great. They're just like aw that's horrible.
Lace doesn't feel grown up to me.
Kira taking Salley's vibrator is so weird to me. I also don't like how everyone opened her stuff.
I would've preferred if Michael A. made more sense in his rejection of Sierra. I don't feel it was truly honest.
Ency dealing with Andrew is so toxic. She's like someone who either has always gotten what they want in life (which I don't believe) or they're just soo not ready for a healthy relationship. Editors did do Ency wrong by making her so pathetic.
I did not like how Brittany and Victoria seemed so over their breakup in the finale. Like, hearts were broken and ya'll are like I've moved on, and what's the problem? Love was on the line.
Memorable Quotes:
"Hey, yo, I brought us tacos. What's going on?"
"Ew, heartbreaks are the worst."
"Paradise is built different." "I called the police. They're on their way actually cuz I've reported a murder of the vibe."
"You never come in peace."
"I'm going to need so much therapy after this, it's not even funny."
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More women are talking about the pain of iud insertion so I hope this brings up the topic of just why do girls have to do this in the first place. We don’t and shouldn’t honestly. I never had an iud but every girl I know who had talked about how they threw up, fainted, needed excessive pain killers. And no surprise, pain killers were denied to most black women. This isn’t right
Also babe, was that a screenshot from lolcow on your last post lol I was gonna say you’d probably like LSA too if you haven’t visited there
I remember (a long) time ago when I was considering getting contraceptives of an IUD. I've always been scared of pills (cancerigen) but non hormonal ones seems less harmful. Thankfully I had a classmate who has one and she told me she had struggled quite a lot with it (irregular bleeding, cramps even out of the periods time, etc) so I eventually gave up.
So yeah, contraceptives are a big no to me.
And yes, that was a screenshot of lolcow lol Touché !
I've been doomscrolling on it since yesterday day. I have a love-hate relationship with this website bc the most retarded takes coexist with the most hilarious & based takes.
For example they'll go off against aging scrotes dating younger women, but have a weird obsession with an actor (don't remember his name, he was the Scarlet Witch brother in Avengers 2: Age of Ultron) dating (and marrying) a 42 years old woman who groomed him on the set of a movie she directed when he was still 17 years old... For some reason they are simping hard for him and say how jealous they are of her and seethe at every comment saying how creepy this age gap/grooming situation was. These femcel truly believe female groomers is a progress towards sex equality/a dunk against patriarchy....smh Btw that predator got pregnant a year later after they 'started' the relationship (so he was 18). They call her a queen for leaving her husband and 2 children (who were around her new boyfriend age) and getting a hot new thing.... Typical femscrote behavior
Oh and there are also stupid Amber Heard stan who are still seething at Deep lmao who else is gonna tell them that as problematic and ugly Depp was, their deranged queen has still chosen to date him? 💀 Whenever they go like "DePp iS nOt gOnNa fUck yOu" we should clap back: "I know, Amber did it instead" 🙃 This self burn will never not be funny imo lmaoo
The tinfoil thread is interesting too. I got some new ammo about the Hunter Biden case (100% he's a pedo and a bunch of his files that are hidden are incriminating him on this). I got some nice tea and pics evidence so I like lurking on it to build up my #papiconspiracy archive. I had no idea he was rumoured to have preyed on Malia Obama 🥴 (in the leaked files, there are pics of coke lines with her Goldman Sachs card lol)
And yes I occasionally browse LSA but I this website can be so frickin stupid at times....
I remember that thread about the Smiths kids and OP asking why they weren't mainstream and ppl were like so weirdly defensive about them whenever ppl replied they weren't liked bc they were nepo kids and these girls were like "every other races is ok with nepotism so why is that a problem with Black people!!!" and I my eyes literally rolled out of my head at that strawman because THE HATE OF NEPOTISM IS SHARED BY ALL DEMOGRAPHICS. NO ONE likes nepo kids, period. Why are the Kardashians unanimously hated? the Hadids? actors from celebrities parents (doesn't one of Stranger Things girl gets crap for having a celebrity actor parent)?? That's the thing that irks me the most in LSA: whenever a bad behavior in the Black community is pointed out, there are always people who are like "bUt tHe wHitEs dO tHat tOo!!" k?? AND?? If the Whites collectively throw themselves out of a window does that mean it's ok for Black people to do that as well?? Truly shows the weird inferiority complex of these folks who use Whites as some sort of reference.... The people in the Smith thread were acting so smug pointing out that Black ppl were hypocrite bc we pretend rooting for Black people but were not here for these (nepo) kids.....as if someone Black was enough for us to blindly support them regardless of their background 🫠 they really took the Issa Rae meme a tad too far.....
So yeah LSA can be funny but is also super retarded in the same time. That's why I very seldomly go there. I like going there to know at what time US Black women are💅🏾
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s | rain t.speedle | s
This just came to me earlier, it’s inspired by a dream I had not too long ago -which I’ll be blaming on the copious amounts of CSI Miami I binged recently, fyi and... I had to write it down? I figured since it’s my birthday and I do love myself some Tim Speedle (and Ryan Wolfe, hence his appearance here too lmaoo) why not treat myself? And by treat, I mean torture bc.. Holy cliffhanger.
Warnings: suggestive due to hints of you/reader daydreaming about sleeping with Tim. That’s it, that’s all. It’s pretty much minor friendly.
Tagging my babes:
@chasingeverybreakingwave
@falloutmelody
@twistnet
He clears his throat and you swallow hard, glaring at him in frustration as you find yourself a little irritated. More than a little annoyed because you’d been caught staring yet again. And daydreaming about how it would feel if Tim Speedle were buried inside of you like he was in the dream you had last night and didn’t want to wake up from.
The dream that made you late for work and lingered for nearly all of the workday, making it mission impossible to focus on even the simplest tasks for the most part.
“I asked you if you’re going to ride home with me or Wolfe. Your car’s not goin’ anywhere tonight.. Not with that blown tire and this rain.” Tim nods to the flat tire on the back of your car and glances at you firmly, his arms fold over his chest as he waits on an answer.
All you can think of right now is the way his hands felt all over you in your own private fantasies. How you’d give anything to know if your fantasy is even close to reality. And the sinking feeling that you’ll never know because all outward appearances seem to indicate that Tim Speedle doesn’t really like you all that much.
You bite your lip and you glance from Ryan Wolfe to Tim Speedle.
“Uh..” you’re faltering, it’s almost as if your brain is buffering and just the thought makes you frustrated at yourself all over again. This wouldn’t be a hard question, you find yourself thinking, if I didn’t have such a massive crush on you, Tim, and you didn’t seem annoyed by the mere presence of me.
“It’s not a hard question, doll.” Tim is teasing. There’s this look in his eyes as they settle on you and you swallow hard. You’re a little more than half tempted to say you’ll ride with Ryan just to get a rise out of him but you find yourself glancing around helplessly for Calleigh or Natalia instead.
Neither woman in sight.
Ryan’s flashing you that charmers grin. “C’mon. You live closer to my place anyway. And you know Tim is only going to be a grouch the entire time.”
But there’s something about that charmers grin that just.. It doesn’t quite sit right with you. You know Ryan’s a nice guy. He’s a good guy. Women fall all over themselves to talk to him pretty much 25/8. And lately, he’s been pouring on the charm nonstop.
This in turn, only seems to make Tim grouchier. Harder to be around.
“Plus, if you ride with Tim, you’re just going to get soaked. He drives a motorcycle.”
Tim’s just quietly staring at you the entire time and you find yourself staring right back, lost in his eyes.
Finally, the buffering process your brain seems to have been undergoing is finished and you manage to speak up and actually answer the question.
“I think I’ll ride with Tim, actually. Thank you though, Ryan.” you smile at him and step forward, giving him a sweet little hug. A hug that Ryan allows to linger just a little longer than normal and he squeezes you against him just a little more than he would one of the other women you both work with in the lab. He gazes down at you and chuckles quietly. “You’re sure?”
You smile and give a gentle nod. “Yeah. It’ll be fine.”
Ryan lingers, probably to make absolutely sure you don’t change your mind because everybody on the team knows that you and Tim do one thing better than anything and that is to argue.
Nonstop.
Passionately.
About damn near everything.
“Don’t scare her, Tim. Don’t be an asshole, either.” Ryan’s studying Tim. Tim is staring right back and you notice that he seems to be smirking a little at Ryan. Almost as if both of them are having a silent conversation. One that you’re not party to, nor do you understand at all.
To be fair, they’ve worked in the same lab for years now.
It’s probably as natural as breathing. You’re just the new assistant Horatio hired to work in the lab and help out. A glorified trainee, if one were to be completely honest. And you’re only just starting to really feel like part of the team where most of the rest of it’s members are concerned. It’s Tim that seems to be holding out the hardest.
“Now what makes you think I’m gonna do something like that, Wolfe?” Tim mutters the question in amusement. And he lets out a ragged breath because he’d been telling himself since Ryan proposed this stupid experiment in the first place that there was no way you were even a little interested in him to begin with. Ryan, however, seemed to be torn between overconfident that he’d be the one you chose to ride home with and cranky because there was just the smallest chance he was wrong and you did actually have feelings for Tim, despite the flirting he’s been doing with you for weeks. Flirting that on occasion, he feels like maybe you’re responding to and returning in kind.
Ryan leaves and this leaves you and Tim standing there together. The rain starts to really pour and you shiver as your clothing starts to soak through. It’s to your surprise that Tim takes off the oversized leather jacket he’s wearing and drapes it around your shoulders. Strong hands linger at your arms a little and he’s just staring at you for a few seconds.
You stick out your tongue, mostly to keep things light and keep that tension that’s starting to creep in -the one you can’t put a name to, out and at bay.
“Should probably get going before it starts to get worse out. We’ll call a tow truck or something for your car in the morning, okay?” he mumbles the words all while continuing to stare at you. Usually, when he takes control of a situation like this, it leads to an argument between the two of you because you’re both stubborn as hell, but tonight is different. Tonight there’s this underlying and unspoken depth to it.
“Yeah.” you finally manage to stop staring at his lips long enough to form an answer. You’re exhausted. You realize that you probably could have gotten someone to put on your donut tire and driven yourself home, but today was exhausting and all you want to do is get home to your cat and curl up with the erotic novel you started the night before. In dry clothes.
Your stomach growls and you remember you haven’t eaten since breakfast that morning and your breakfast was a power bar since you overslept. Tim’s head cocks slightly and he gazes down at you in thought. Then he chuckles quietly. “Have you eaten anything at all today? I don’t think I’ve seen you leave your desk a single time.”
“I had a power bar?” It comes out in the form of a question and you give a sheepish little laugh that has Tim biting his lip as he continues to stare. A hand raises and he steps just a little closer. Brushing damp strands out of your eyes. “I know this amazing place… I mean, if you want to stop and you’re not in a hurry to get home..”
You’re getting the strong feeling that he’s hinting at something. Or digging for information. But you’re not entirely sure, either. You lick your lips and smile. “I could eat.” you answer quietly.
“Awesome.” he chuckles. He gives you an actual smile, not the formal one he usually gives you. Not the know it all smirk, either. This one is.. Different. It’s softer. He nods to his Ducati and mutters quietly, “You’re going to want to hold on real tight.”
All you can do is nod. And of course, think to yourself that you’ll happily hold on as tight as he wants for as long as he wants...
#tim speedle#csi miami#tim speedle imagine#tim speedle imagines#tim speedle fanfiction#my writing ; tim speedle#my fics ; tim speedle#my imagines ; tim speedle#// innuendo and hints of s*xual thoughts and thats it#// safe for kiddos eyes... for now
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FWB HQ Boys: In which you beat the player at his own game!
warnings: Time skip spoilers, mentions of sex(all characters are 18+), stupid people in love
a/n: I love one(1) libra man!! I love Atsumu’s character and the way he’s developed in hq and I think that this is a very probable way in which he finds love !! thank you all so much for loving the first installment so much <3 I-I went a little overboard with this one but ,, xoxo Chlo
━Miya Atsumu
Let’s start with a little background; I think we can all agree Atsumu is and always has been popular with the ladies
…But that doesn’t necessarily mean the ladies are popular with him LMAO
He’s truly the emotionally unavailable heartbreaker and he built himself quite a reputation without even knowing it
This dude doesn’t even really fuck around with girls, maybe a few meaningless flings his senior year but besides that, he only has eyes for one lady and her name begins with the letter V and ends with ball
LET’S GO
So you’ve known Atsumu for years unfortunately,,, and you surely know about how he treats the girls that approach him with confessions and boxes of chocolates
You don’t approve of it at all, but your family is practically family with the Miya’s and you’ve literally spent every major holiday with them since you can remember
You: Atsumu would it kill you to show some respect towards these women
Atsumu: If she breathes, she’s a thot
….smh… a fucking mess someone please put him in his place
However your mom was always happy that you could be around the twins since you were an only child, and she loved the idea of you having two brothers who would protect you from the evils of college men little did she know,,
You hate to admit it and we hate to see it, but you started to develop a crush on him your freshman year of high school.. you suppose it was because you spent so much time with him and you saw parts of him that a lot of people didn’t get to see I mean you also saw him with his jersey on and off pretty often how could you resist
For example, every Halloween you had a sleep-over tradition where you watched horror films after trick-or-treating and Atsumu was scared SHITLESS every year, I’m talking ripping your favorite blanket off you and burying his face in it to block out the movie, he would threaten you and Osamu about telling people at school about it
Him, a 17 year old teen standing in your doorway at 3:40 am: c-can I sleep on yer floor I LOVE HIM SKAKAKAJSW
You, filming him and sending it to Suna on snap: sure Atsumu <3
You found yourself entranced when he automatically gave you his school cardigan on the walks home from school when it was cold or raining, and completely enraptured by his cute little accent
Atsumu: did ya know yer a fuckin’ idiot bimbo stupid butt crack for not bringin’ yer jacket
Atsumu: yer lucky I’m a gentleman
You: ...
Osamu: god…..
It was naïve to think he would ever reciprocate feelings especially with his entire life being his volleyball career, and you convinced yourself it was a tiny high school crush and eventually you managed to repress it
Too much was on the line; you didn’t want to make both of your families awkward, and you needed to focus on your studies as one of the top students at Inarizaki yes ma’am
Besides you loved him like family right ???
RIGHT ???
The twins are a year older than you, and Atsumu had just signed to play professionally for MSBY!!
You at his official signing: wow, looks like you don’t have to resort to living on the streets after all
Him: yeah ❤️
You kind of forgot about how you felt about him since you weren’t seeing either of the twins consistently anymore with how busy both of you were; you stayed in contact, but nothing really serious
It was weird because you were still in high school while the boys were experiencing college and doing their own thing… you drifted apart honestly and you felt a bit awkward talking to them sometimes, you felt like you were bothering them Atsumu would probably tease you and say that you were
Another year passed and you were heading to college! You are living your best life, meeting new people, and then you got the text from your mom that you were doing Thanksgiving with the Miya’s,, you weren’t sure if that meant you would be seeing both twins but something about the possibility of seeing Atsumu again made something stir in your chest
Fall break hit and you found out both the twins and you were back at home since Atsumu also had a rare break from training and his regular professional season
You were helping Osamu out at his shop, since it was his first time dealing with the overflow of Thanksgiving season as a new business owner
You’re helping close the shop, when you hear the door jingle; you turn to say a polite “sorry we’re closed for the day,” but you’re met with what seems like a new and improved and muscular Atsumu OH NO
He looks amazing and so much older than you remember??? And he’s thinking the same thing about you!!! Like wow she’s changed a lot since she started college, I’ve missed a lot apparently ??
You immediately fall into his arms, inhaling his familiar scent, Osamu rolling his eyes at the two of you and telling you to get lost before he yaks
You leave the shop with Atsumu, inviting him to your house; as you enter, you catch your mom leaving to pick up some last-minute groceries for the Thanksgiving meal
She’s acts way happier to see Atsumu than she acted when you came home LMAO later she doesn’t shut up about how handsome and manly he’s become, but you just pull him away to your room and lock your door behind you
He goes to sit on your flower-patterned comforter from your childhood, newly washed thanks to your mother
Atsumu: so…. what’s up with you..?
You can’t control the churning of your stomach all of a sudden; you can’t remember him ever looking at you this way, like he’s looking at a woman
The feelings come rushing back, and literally all you can think about is kissing him
You lean back on your dresser in front of the bed, and a wave of need to express yourself washes over you,
“Atsumu, I missed you.”
You don’t even know what’s happening until you’re trapped in between Atsumu and the door, his mouth gently pressed against yours, his warm hands caressing your hips
He asks if this is okay, and all you can do is moan back a yes in response
Let’s just say your mom might need to clean your comforter again lmaoo
It’s complicated and you’re both kinda confused after… like no one admitted that they had feelings for the other and its not like either of you can just disappear from the other’s life like a random hook-up
BUT BOTH OF YOU ARE TOO STUPID AND STUBBORN TO REALIZE YOU LIKE EACH OTHER AND WANT A RELATIONSHIP I-
Like he’s literally cuddling you and kissing you and asking you about college in your childhood bedroom naked what
And it ISN’T uncomfortable at all
It feels so right to be in his arms, and you’re in disbelief about what happened??? What even like how have you gone all this time without doing anything honestly
You suddenly hear your dad pull into the garage, and you’re both up and putting your clothes on as fast as possible
It’s embarrassing when you look back on it, how long the hook-ups went on, but this was a common occurrence whenever the two of you were home
It was basically like you were dating and doing long-distance without the label
IT WENT ON FOR ALMOST A YEAR 🤡
Osamu during next year’s Thanksgiving meal: I think we should go around the table and say what we’re thankful for, I’ll go first. I’m thankful that two people at this table are getting laid despite the fact that I’m not 😊
Your parents:
Atsumu, in many ways, is oblivious to what his feelings mean after not really being in any real relationships and blocking out all the girls during high school,
He would find himself texting you after each of his matches, hoping you had watched him and his heart would flutter when you complimented him on his sets
Atsumu on the phone with you: yeah I’m just chillin’ with the boys rn 😏
Sakusa: get the fuck off my bed and get off the phone with your girlfriend so I can sleep
Atsumu: she’s not my girlfr-
Sakusa, talking loud enough for you to hear: I literally don’t care but don’t you have her picture saved as your lockscreen?
He tried to hook-up with someone when he was away playing a tournament in the summer, but it wasn’t the same and it was only good if he imagined it was you
He never did it again and before coming home for Christmas, he called Osamu to finally ask him what to do
Osamu: about time you meathead
Osamu literally spells it out to this man; he has been and is in love with you and he needs to do something about it asap before someone else snatched you away
Atsumu: why didn’t ya just say somethin’ ? Ya know I’m not good at these typa things !
I can’t he’s something else
So it’s Christmas, and he asks if you would want to go see the town square’s Christmas lights with him
Of course you say yes, you’re just really excited to finally see him after so long !!
Atsumu with rosy cheeks ugh spare me
He picks you up and greets you with a kiss to your temple, and he has a little gift baggie with him; he hands it to you to open and you pull out his old school cardigan
“I-I thought maybe you would want it since ya always stole it from me in high school, and since I’m half-way ‘round the world most of the time”
It smells just like him, you thank him with a kiss to his cheek and you tuck it away in your bedroom before leaving hand-in hand to see the colorful lights dazzling in the night sky
You talked to Osamu about your relationship with his brother and you want Atsumu to make a move honestly; you want to be sure he wants this since you’ve literally liked him since high school
You’re not sure what you are expecting, but when Atsumu has you in his arms, your back against his chest and his chin on your shoulder as you watch the Christmas carolers, you don’t expect him to whisper into your ear,
“hey, will ya be my girl?”
You turn around to give him a surprised look, his hand bringing yours to his mouth to plant a soft kiss on your knuckles this is his favorite place to kiss fight me
After getting over your dream-like shock, you say yes and pull him into a kiss
I’m crying he tells you afterwards that you were his girl since the first time he met you, we’ll let him have this one because did he really know until like a week ago? no
Whew, all of your friends and family let out a relieved sigh when they hear the news LMAO
Suna, hearing about Atsumu finally making it official: thank god I was about to start blackmailing him with those Halloween videos
#did writing this make me fall in love with him?maybe so#haikyuu!!#atsumu#miya atsumu x reader#miya atsumu#atsumu headcanons#atsumu scenarios#atsumu x reader#atsumu fluff#atsumu imagines#hq#hq fluff#hq scenarios#hq headcannon#hq drabble#hq x reader#haikyu x reader#haikyuu imagine#haikyuu headcannons
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grocery shopping | miya atsumu x reader
request: Grocery shopping with Atsumu. You tell him to pick up some stuffs from the dairy counter(like cheese, milk, etc) but when you see him walking towards you, all he is holding is Family pack Ice creams in different flavours.💕😂 "But they were looking at me like 'pick us up', and so I did🥺", he explains. @nkogneatho
notes: hi dear, sorry this took so long, i was going to write headcannons or a drabble at most and then all sorts of funny ideas started popping up in my head. i included your req ofc but it’s not the main focus if that’s okay.
characters: pro vb player!miya atsumu x f!reader
genre/warnings: mostly crack tbh, fluff, very chaotic, y/n thinks she’s getting kidnapped and freaks, they take a ride on a grocery cart, y/n accidentally finds out her boss is a sugar mommy?,tsumu is a sweet boyfie
words: 1.5k
summary: you take atsumu with you on a shopping trip. chaos ensues.
It probably would have been a smarter choice to pick a day when the supermarket was less busy, but the fridge was almost empty and in dire need of replenishing. Today marks Day 3 of you and Atsumu’s new diet, one that he needs since he’s starting an intense conditioning regimen. You decided to participate as well in order to support him, and to get into the habit of eating healthier yourself.
You leave Atsumu’s side to take a basket, but he beats you to it, wheeling out a shopping cart instead. You tilt your head in puzzlement. “Atsumu, we’re not going to buy that much food, we’ll never finish it all.” He takes your wrist in one hand and starts steering the cart with the other. “You’ll see”
You stop at the fresh produce section, tossing an assortment of fruit and veggies in your trolley as Atsumu perks up beside you, getting an idea. “____, let’s get steak today so I can cook for you.” You raise an eyebrow, skeptical of his abilities. And for good reason. “‘Tsumu, you tried to make me breakfast two weeks ago and I don’t think those eggs were even edible.” He puts a hand on his hip and fakes a pout. “Babe, have some faith in me. ‘Samu might be the chef of the family, but trust me on this, I promise I’m not going to poison you.” Despite still being slightly suspicious, you decide not to question him.
You grab a few salad kits for good measure then pull out your phone to tick off your grocery list. “Bread, check, energy bars, check, produce, check, salad mix, check…okay, I think all that’s left is meat and dairy, let’s go get your steak.” You glance up when he didn’t answer. “‘Tsumu?” Your boyfriend has disappeared and so has the grocery cart.
You look for him in the meat aisle. Nothing. You look in the next aisle. Nothing. You’re about to send him a text when you suddenly feel a pair of hands seize you by waist, taking you away from the secure ground beneath your feet. Your life flashes before your eyes. Headlines of “Missing person, last seen at XX Mart” fills your mind. No way is this happening right now. I am NOT getting abducted in broad daylight, in the middle of a crowded grocery store! I have to get help; I can’t go down without a fight.
You yelp while struggling in the hold of your attacker, furiously kicking at empty space. You see an old woman a little farther down the aisle. There’s hope. “Help! Somebod- ” you shriek in panic before a hand comes up to muffle your words. “____! Chill out, it’s me!” You still at the sound of your boyfriend. Too late. The elderly woman approaches you, swinging her cane and nearly whacks Atsumu in the shoulder. “Ma’am, ma’am! This is a misunderstanding, I’m her boyfriend,” he explains, fending her off. She slowly withdraws her cane and stares at you. “Is that true?” You meet her eyes, then mumble an affirmation, ducking your head shamefully. “Young women nowadays… back in my youth, I never would have dared to cause such a scene,” she tsks, glaring at you disapprovingly before she walks away. Oops.
Atsumu sets you down, eyeing you with furrowed brows. “____. Bro, what the fuck?” You can only smile sheepishly. “Sorry that I freaked out on you. I thought I was about to fall victim to human trafficking. But you know how scared I get when my mom sends me articles about girls getting kidnapped,” you point out, attempting to defend yourself. He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “I told you before, nothing will happen when you’re with me. Did you forget who you were? You’re ____, Miya Atsumu’s girl, and no one gets to mess with you.”
You instantly soften at his words but puff your cheeks out afterwards. “Hmph, well something could have happened just now, and it’d be all your fault for leaving me,” you accuse, pretending to sulk. He gestures at the security cameras. “There are cameras everywhere, not to mention this whole place is crawling with people. Besides, even if something were to happen, I would come for you. No one can touch Miya Atsumu’s girlfriend and get away with it.” He taps the handle of the cart. “Anyways, get in. This is why I insisted on taking this thing.”
“ You’re not serious. We’re too old for this, we can’t be doing things like riding shopping carts,” you reasoned. He rolls his eyes. “Bullshit, me and ‘Samu used to do this a lot and still do sometimes. And don’t lie to me, I know you want to, so get in before people come into aisle.” You bite your lip. He was right, so you don’t protest when he picks you up again and places you inside with your legs over the front. “Hold on tight.”
He puts one foot on the metal bar and pushes off the ground with the other, then hops on, propelling you forward, riding off the momentum. You clutch at the sides of the cart, feeling the air whip at your face, wind running through your hair. The two of you laugh in glee like children.
All was well until a woman’s back comes into view. Your eyes widen. “Baby, stop, we’re going to hit her!” He curses and immediately steps down, reducing the speed until the wheels squeak to a stop, just in time. You turn towards him to scold him. “I knew this was a bad idea; that was so dangerous! We could have hit this lady or even gotten hurt ourselves trying to avoid her!”
“Very fortunate that you didn’t, Miss ____,” says a voice. A very familiar voice. You twist your body back around, looking directly into the stern eyes of your manager. You take a moment, becoming conscious of your current state: hair disheveled, clothes in disarray, legs dangling over the edge of a shopping cart to top it all off. Is there a worse way to encounter your boss outside of work? You hastily straighten up. Well, straighten up the best you could in the situation. You smile nervously. “Ms. Wright! Wow, hi! What a coincidence seeing you here!” You notice a young man standing beside her. “Oh, I didn’t know you had a son. He’s really handsome, you must be proud,” you added. She purses her lips, clearly displeased. “Actually, Miss ____, he’s not my son, he’s my boyfriend. We have a busy agenda today. If there’s nothing else, I’ll see you at work on Monday.”
Your face turns white as you process what just happened. The atmosphere is silent. Atsumu starts to push the cart, waiting until you make it to another aisle before bursting into laughter. “Miya! That was so not funny. I can’t believe that happened. First, she sees me in this state. Then, I mistake her boyfriend for her son? I even called him handsome! Oh my god, it’s really over for me.”
“Calm down, she said to see you at work, it’s fine. Plus, it’s not your fault you didn’t know she was a cougar. That sugar baby must be living the lif- ” You gasp and reach up to cover his mouth before he says anything else. “Shush, Atsumu! What if she’s still around? Yeah, I’m definitely going to see her on Monday…so she can fire me!” you groan. “Just get me out of this stupid cart so we can finish buying what we need, I just want to go home so I can curl up and scream into the blankets.” He smirks. “Oh, you want to scream in bed? No problem, leave that to me.” You slap his arm, and he feigns hurt.
While at the cash register, you realize that you forgot a few items. “Shit, ‘Tsumu, I forgot the butter and yoghurt. Can you quickly go grab those?” He nods. “Wait here, I’ll be fast.” A couple minutes pass and you grow worried, watching the employee scan the last of your groceries.
You finally see your boyfriend return with his arms full. Except, what he’s carrying are massive pints of ice cream. You cross your arms. “Atsumu. What did I just say? This doesn’t look like butter and yoghurt.”
He peers at you with puppy eyes. “Babe, you can’t blame me. They were calling out to me and begging to be picked up! Besides, I got both your favourite flavour and mine. We need this for movie night.”
“What about the diet?”
“It’s not a big deal. Also, you seem like you need this after what happened. And I feel like I might have been responsible for some of it. Just a bit.”
You sigh and pay for the ice cream. He’s got a point. Guess you’ll have to make another trip to the store tomorrow.
a/n: actually this is the first time i’m writing a crack fic, but i have crack hcs in my wips if anyone is curious! i’m not even sure if this is funny or nah lmaoo please let me know
#miya atsumu#haikyuu#miya atsumu x reader#haikyuu!!#haikyuu crack#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu!! x reader#haikyuu x reader#hq fluff#hq crack#hq imagines#miya atsumu fluff#miya atsumu crack#hq!!#atsumu#jia writes
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Okay so let me just write my thoughts and reactions on ep 18 ( it’s kinda long)....
From the starting I knew that jang Han SEO never betrayed him. Please look at the shock, his shaky hands and a bit of horror. His acting skills man. My himbo baby. They way he GOT UP made my squeal so hard. Whenever vin speaks Italian I ascend to heaven. They way he just kill the Interpol guys and scared the shit out of the officers was amazing lol. The cover story was so convincing. WHEN HE SAID MS Choi ARE YOU STUPID , I WAS SO PROUD. Jang Han SEO should be an actor istg😂. Me Han was suspicious tho. ‘Bye ms Choi’😂. Just hold my hand lmao. I like how mr Han also stood up against ms Choi. IT WAS A SET UP YAY. I like how vin was worried for him and asked him if he was scared, nobody asked him that in his life time🥺. MR NAM COMING AS A REFREE WITH HIS ROLLER SKATES. Vinny , mr nam and jang Han seo make a great team. They way they just look at each other and smirk. The scene where jang Han SEO is carrying so much things and Vinny is like is it heavy? I jus feel like he is asking him to not carry this much load and give him some just warms my heart. Han seo is carrying the trauma,fear and helpless since birth. All of that is making him tired . Then Vinny takes his bag anyway means that he is taking Han seo fear because now Vinny is on his side. He is assuring him or am I interpreting it wrong. The whole shooting in the arm said BROMANCE. It was so endearing to watch them behave like real brothers and I was so happy. Him repeating everything Vinny says, being confident about getting shoot, Vinny teasing him that he didn’t even shoot it, them him fainting was so wholesome and funny. ‘ Grandma, why are you here grandma’ , JANG HAN SEO YOU ARE SO FUCKING CUTE. Then him smiling and giggling like a baby in hospital room please I only want happiness for him. Bye bye balloon trip, is it foreshadowing 👀. Vincenzo gaining a younger brother and N older brother please why am I in tears. Jipragi team is just chef kisses. Miri really is a bad bitch. Just want Vinny and chayoung to adopt her. Feels like she is their daughter or is it just me? She just raised the volume lmaoo. Han seok losing his pieces. YAY.Their court room walk be always iconic. Chayoung literally had heart eyes when Vinny was taking to the press. She was like that’s my man. I am 100% sure that monks are carrying out the gold. I love how geumga family take care of everyone. This found family is everything. They way chayoung and Vinny said see you later and departed I knew this episode will break my heart later. I can totally see jang Han seo enjoying by seeing his brother suffer. Mr Han really thought he could underestimate him. The way vin hung up the phone remainded me of chayoung 🥰. The scene with chayoung and Choi is so good. The way the director showed that chayoung is overpowering her is just wow. Their whole conversation is just oozing out queen energy. I am a lesbian for Hong chayoung the power she holds. They way Choi just takes a sip and chayoung the bad bitch she is took a shot with no hesitation. I was screaming. I Stan this women. Just because mr Han is a chief prosecutor he thinks he can underestimate him. I laughed at his naive childish behaviour. Vinny being the intimidating mafia consigliere not giving a single fuck and shot them in the leg🥵🥵. Han seok being chased out of his kingdom .Their fight scene phew. Him being scared was so good. Mr cho getting beaten up🥲. I feel like mr Kim will be the real villain pulling up the strings. Han seok throwing a tantrum like a spoiled annoying brat and ms Choi acting like his mother. ‘ you must admit, Vincenzo is no match for you’ I was like FINALLY THEY REALISE. Han SEO not getting scared of his brother outright telling him that he is not scared and dumb anymore. You can see shock on Han seoks face when he realises that he can’t control his brother and when he laughed at him I lost shit.Jang Han SEO FINALLY standing up to him. Him pressing the hand cuffs please he is really learning a lot from Vinny. Han seok realising that he doesn’t have enough power is just so satisfying to watch.
The scene where Han seo says that Vinny is like his brother and like how he is comfortable with him. The scene was so heart wrenching. He has never experienced love and warmth. When Vinny told him not to call him brother you can see the pain. He is thinking that I wish he was his real brother so that I don’t have to ask for his permission to call him brother. When Vinny agreed you can see the happiness in his face and how he got all giggly and happy. Please someone hug him. The scene touched my heart. You can see that Vinny CARES for him. He really does. He really has been treating him like his little brother. You can also see that Vinny got a bit sad by how Han seo was treated. You can see a bit of protectiveness when he looks at Han SEO. I am really scared for Han SEO though. Like really. Vinny finally showing Han seok who is the BOSS .His story about his past was given in two lines but it didn’t feel rushed and I was satisfied. The writer really is amazing. The story about how he tortured the murder and saying that he is a cat which likes to play with his mouses aka the enemy was scary and so satisfying. I always thought that he was this kind of a guy. This just shows how superior he is. The big brain energy he has is just amazing. Like how he literally played Han seok. Everyone fangirling over luca aww. Vinny happy to see Luca but it was ruined by serious matters. Angry Vinny is so sexy. The chayenzo moments were less but it’s okay. I love how they are slowly building the relationship which will be unbreakable. I saw that the curtains of both Vinny and chayoung house were open. Does this mean they are finally acknowledging their feeling? The photo was so beautiful. Look how lost Vinny was when inzaghi didn’t come. The whole goodbye was so emotional. Chayoung is so strong. A true Mafia wife. Look at her consoling everyone while putting on a brave face and a smile. Some one hug her please. The whole geumga plaza giving him food and warmth I am crying. When he says thanks bro to bye bye balloon boss. I was like AWWWWWWWWWWW. Chayoung literally learned Italian FOR HIM I AM CRYING. The handshake....can’t he just hug her. she literally said you are my other half. THE GOLD IS NOT THEIR BAHAHAHA I KNEW IT. chayoung protecting miri is just like how a mother protects her child🥺. The way she was shielding her.
YAY VINNY CAME BACK. YOU CAN SEE THE ANGER ON HIS FACE. He was like how dare you touch my wife and scare my daughter you piece of shit and then just yeets the guy. Vincenzo really knows how to end the episode. Vincenzo is officially my favourite k drama istg.
#vincenzo#tvn vincenzo#song joong ki#jeon yeo bin#kdrama#vincenzo cassano#chayenzo#hong chayoung#the post is so long lmao#rant#just Vincenzo giving us a satisfying ending every time#god I love this k drama
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What if y/n tried to sneak out again and ends up opening a door and it’s literally a conference room and grays ins sitting head of the table and it’s filled w mafia men lmaooo and she’s just like oh sorry was looking for the bathroom which is an obvious lie cos girl has one in her room and she runs away and one of them catch her and take back to grays I mean does he punish her in front of the men girl that’s up to you but even if he doesn’t I feel like it’s like a lowkey funny concept like poor girl she just tryna escape hahaha
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i think it would be fun if y/n just constantly winds up him now in hopes he will get sick of her antics and just tell her everything hehe like maybe one day she steals his rolex, smashes all the plates lmaoo idk now that i type that out i feel like he won’t care and just spank her ass every time (which i highly doubt she’s gonna complain about lol)
Capture - Grayson Dolan [7/-]
summary: y/n has always been a curious women, but when she stumbles upon something she’s not supposed to.. things become too much to handle...
warnings: swearing & humiliation/degradation..
a/n: do y’all want to do tags @?? and also, thank you sweet anons for the prompts! love you all 💕
The events to which had pertained early this morning continuously played on a loop in your head. Rerun after rerun, and you never ran out of film. It really made you question your decision-making skills, or rather any of the skills and manners you have acquired in your short time of living. You couldn't help the "imbalance of homeostasis" moreover your impulsive, fluctuant feelings that would come over you like a rushing water at times. It really made everything a bit more difficult to understand. In shorter terms;
What the hell even happened?
You couldn't deny or even feel guilty for the wrongdoings of this morning, but nor could you exactly excuse them. Yes, it was a heat of the moment type of thing and you really should have expected him to come barging in like that, but it still had taken you off guard. Although, when you think back to what happened, you don't regret it.
You miss it.
You miss the way it felt, to be sat atop of him and needing for his scared touch. He was like a drug. An addictive, life sucking drug that wouldn't wash away from your mind. He was all you could think about.
He is all you can think about.
The wanting demand to know his name, the request to see his godawful handsome face, the aching of his touch. Everything about him was mysterious and daunting. He drew you in, like a magnet against steel. The burning desire you have for him doesn't make sense.
How could you be in love with someone you barely know? Someone who had taken you away from everything you've ever known. A man that knows the ins and outs of you, yet you couldn't even recognize his name?
It feels like a game. A stupid, twisted fucking game that you're bound to lose to.
Sighing to your intrusive thoughts, you blow a wavering piece of hair from your face. You were stuffed under the lengthy duvet and your eyes were directed at the spinning ceiling fan above. The industrial, artificial wind-making machine upwards reminded you of a similar one placed in your room at home. Of course, this one didn't have a squeak but it still made the pit of your stomach drop in an agony-filled remembrance of home. It feels like forever ago when you used to run every morning. The feel of the harsh wind against your cheeks and the subtle pumping of your heart was washed away with the same old gray walls that you were enclosed by every single waking moment.
The sudden thought of just that sparked energy within you.
You were pretty exhausted from prior events and you thought you’d be able to get a nap or two in. But your overthinking and legitimate thoughts clouded your head and you just couldn’t find a way to sleep properly. Although now, you were ready to explore.
Well, explore the kitchen.
The mere thought of a tall glass of iced water sounds satisfactory. Especially for your often dry throat. So, you hassled out of the flooding white covers and marched straight to the door, pulling down the only thing that covers you; a large white t-shirt— presumably his. The urge to soothe the parchedness that swirled within you only strengthened as you trekked past the door and into the ominous hallway. You werent for sure if he was home or not, but at this point it really didn't matter. You were thirsty and you were gonna do something about it, one way or another.
You retraced your steps from only a few days beforehand, when you had tried to escape, which had ended in complete failure. Thinking back to it, it surprises you that he actually knew you were in the walk-in pantry the entire time.
It seems like he knows just about everything.
Like you remembered, the hall opened up into a large, modern looking kitchen that could possibly sustain an expensive restaurant if it really had to. Before you could pause in absolute awe by just gaping at it, you get straight to work in finding a glass. You swung open most of the cabinet doors, opening to mainly spice racks and pots/pans that looked pricier than your own vehicle. You finally found something that could fit the desired contents and you went straight for the fridge. Just as quickly, you dip your cup in the little boxed formation and listen to the ice cubes soothingly fall. You didn't even worry about the deafening bangs of the cubes as they fell from the dispenser, or the crackling or the cool water slipping down and around their entirety.
God, it looks like heaven.
You bring the cylindrical shape up to your lips and let the freezing water slip down your tongue and throughout your body. It cured any and everything that seemed to be wrong, at least for the moment. You dont stop your drinking until the water is fully ingested and the ice begins to burn the tip of your nose. You place the glass carefully on the counter and deeply inhale, shutting your eyes for a brief moment to think.
You’re tired of staying in that room all damn day, and you need a change of scenery. You know there’s got to be way more in this house than just the couple rooms you’ve ventured in, and what’s the worst that could happen?
Aww, he spanks your ass again?
Like that would solve anything anyway. He should know by now that it affects you differently. He seems to know everything else about you. It’s actually really frustrating. For him to know all the details and you’re left in the weird gray area that’s clueless and dumb. It makes you so aggravated and angered, and you wanted to oh so bad, put your foot down in some way.
So, that’s what you’ll do.
A devilish grin comes across your face as you leave the kitchen, waltzing into the dining area with scouring eyes. What could you possibly do to make the “almighty capturer” upset? The first thing to come across your head was unorganization.
He seems like a perfectionist, someone who likes everything put in their exact places and to not be tampered with. You share that similar quality, but you aren’t an extremist like him.
You first lay your eyes on the dining room table, the centerpiece along with the runner looking a little too nice. With a sense of urgency, you decide sabotage. Firstly, you grab the extravagant-looking art sculpture and set it on the floor. After, you crumple the cloth underneath it. With an odd smirk, you pull out all the chairs in not so orderly fashion.
Wow, Y/N, you really did some damage..
Taking a couple steps back to look at the petty mess you've made, a chuckle erupts from your mouth and you sigh yet again. You shrug the simplicity away from your head and continue your walking. You come about a spiraling staircase and instantly begin to climb it, eager to see the upper floor’s decor. Your hand slides against the railing as you become steps closer to your desired destination, another chic and modern looking domain before your eyes. Unlike the downstairs, this room held a lot more art work and a certain professionality you couldn't begin to explain, but you continued to move forward. You approach another hallway, except this one withheld a deadend, large double doors that open outward. It somehow gained your attention and you couldn't help but want a quick look inside. Nothing was really stopping you and there are no signs of him around, so why not?
You didn’t really need an answer, you just went ahead and did what was on your mind. Exerting the small amount of force needed to push down the handles, you pull the doors open wide and focus your eyes on the room’s interior.
Men, sat all along a table that led all the way up to him.
Your eyes widen in immediate shock and your jaw drops open. All of their heads turn in the direction of a barely dressed girl standing in the doorway, disrupting the importance of a meeting with their leaders.
You.
Papers were strung all over the long piece of oak and there was bustling before you rudely interrupted their transactions and communicating, but you were too frozen to react or runaway.
“What the fuck are you doing up here, Y/N?” He said your name with such a deep and dark mannerism, it made your pussy throb unexpectedly. “I- Uhm, I.. Bathroom?” Words wouldn’t come out straight, no matter how hard you tried. You felt the stares of a million, but you could only focus your gaze on him.
And he looks furious.
What could you do to escape all of this? Well, running actually. You take off just as you see him get up from his seat. You speed back down the hallway you first walked down and curved through the different paths you had taken prior. The faint “go fucking get her” that spilled from his lips had made it to your ears and a certain fear ignited within you.
You could hear the footsteps behind you, but you didn’t stop. You were almost down the steps, until that menacing touch of someone grabbing you right before freedom— immersed around you. You knew it wasn’t his arms wrapped around you, but you didn’t dare look back to see whose it actually was. You wanted to cry, struggling to stay in his grasp as he lifted you back up and into the meeting room from whence you came.
“Let her down, Marc.” His wondrous voice filled your ears and you’ve never felt so secure yet troubled in your entire lifetime. The large arms unraveled from around you and you were softly placed on the ground. You didn’t dare to look up, but instead focus on the ground beneath you.
“Get your ass over here, slut.” His dark voice filled the quiet room, and your heart plummeted at the sound of such a slur. Sadly, you could only listen to him, so you walk carefully around the table, making your way to his perch. You weren’t even fully near him until his arm reached out and clutched your wrist, forcefully pulling you towards him. He roughly laid you over his lap, in front of everyone, and pulled up the bottom of your shirt, allowing every eye to see you lower half nakedness.
And just like the early morning prospects, an echoing slap to your ass filled the room’s silence. “This is what fucking happens, Y/N. When you disobey me.” You could tell his jaw was clenched and his face was red with anger by the way he was talking. Tears began to form in your eyes, but not from the pain, but from the embarrassment.
How’re you supposed to face all the people in this room, after getting an ass whooping for the second time today?
“Guess you don’t know how to fuckin’ listen well, do you Y/N?” He kept saying your name like it was some kind of extravaganza, which humiliated you all the more. You didn’t want everyone to know who you are, laid across a grown man’s lap and getting seriously aroused amidst people.
Out of the blue, he wraps his hand around the back of your neck to pull you back up to face him, a dark red spread across your cheeks. “Lucky I don’t make you suck my fuckin’ cock in front of all of ‘em. Then they’d know you aren’t such a bad little girl, wouldn’t they?” He whispers against your ear as he sets you on his knee, facing the direction of the stone cold men veering their eyes on everything but you— away from the awful scene.
You shake your head to his words, feeling his large hands linger under your shirt. “Don’t think so? Would that embarrass you, sweetheart? Cause I couldn’t give a less fuck about that right now.” His hands continue to travel upwards, wrapping around the both of your unclothed breasts, the thin shirt material not doing much justice.
“Please, no. I-I’ll do whatever you want, just please— not here.” With those words of plea, you cross your arms over his hands and train your eyes to the floor in humiliation.
“Get back to you room, and don’t leave it. You’re on thin fucking ice, princess.”
to be continued...
a/n: don’t ask me why, i really don’t know why he has such an affinity for spanking her 🤷♀️ and it’s also 1:00 am that I finally finished this.. procrastination at its finest..
#dolan twins#dt#dolan twins smut#grayson#ily#ethan dolan#ethan grant dolan#grant#grayson dolan#grayson dolan fanfic#capture#grayson dolan smut
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Collar X Malice: Unlimited Part 7 - Adonis Route
Honestly, I find the way Ichika joined Zero's side to be pretty iffy even back then in the original game, so I kinda hoped something like Kazuki dying would have changed here but I guess not.. I feel sorry for Kazuki that they reconciled but she still ended up joining Adonis alongside Akito, it must be a pretty big shock having to deal with that. (EDIT: guess he is gone..) Ichika being at the top and training people in marksmanship and stuff is very interesting lol. She looks all right with short hair but yeah, I agree with Zero, I liked the long hair more. Anyway, Zero wants her to find out if there's a traitor amongst them before the next X-Day (since the one 2 years ago failed) in 30 days. Anyway, it seems like you go through each of the Adonis' executors' stories so that's interesting. I'm just going to go from the ones I least like to the ones I like the most haha, and then leave Mikuni for last I guess. Well, Hana's story first then~
Kobayashi Hana
I guess Hana is as bright as ever. I quite enjoy seeing her try and dress Ichika up and make her cuter lol. On the other hand, seeing her mercilessly cut through that panda cake was pretty hilarious. One thing I enjoyed insight into was hearing that Hana has been avoiding going to Isshiki's concerts to avoid causing any trouble to them with the police just in case they come to crash it because of her or something. Honestly, I was pretty impressed. Like, she's always been pretty selfish, and she's always prioritised her love for Isshiki above everything, but to see that she could stop herself to protect him was nice in its own way. Even though she's a pretty ruthless killer, and even though she's obsessed with Isshiki, I guess she does think things through a bit so that Isshiki won't ever have to suffer because of her. Hmm Ichika seemed to reminisce about Kazuki, does that mean he died? Anyway, these investigations are short? Are they really just segments of story for Ichika to become friends with each person? Lol. I mean, Ichika literally did nothing but talk about random stuff with Hana lol. I actually find it rather endearing that Hana and Ichika can fight so openly about their feelings and understand that they actually do want the best for each other, it's kinda nice how they became good friends under such circumstances.
Soda Manabu
Honestly, I kinda wish we could just pick one character and continue until the investigation completes because it's sooo annoying having to press on each one like 7 times just to get a couple of lines of story each time Zzz. Anyway, gotta admit Ichika is pretty judgmental towards Soda, and actively tries to "fix" him and thinks what he does is "wrong", which is pretty annoying tbh. Just because she doesn't understand games, she thinks it's useless to Adonis, and then judges him for his eating habits? Lol. Anyway, at least she tried playing his game though lol, and even got lessons from him haha. I see, I can understand why Ichika would go to Zero for "revenge" but not sure about the "sadness" thing if that's what she's going for tbh. Losing Yanagi, Enomoto, Shiraishi, Okazaki and Kazuki is a big hit and I can understand it shattering her world, but going to Adonis is basically breeding everything that killed everyone important to her. Anyway, Sasazuka's pained voice telling Ichika not to go to Adonis really hurt. I'm sure he's really hurting over the fact he didn't notice the weapons that ended up killing everyone, alongside survivor's guilt of being the only one who survived out of the group, and then now not even being able to stop Ichika from going over to the other side.. It's painful to see. Anyway, lmao, Soda is probably a tamer little brother than Kazuki. His words are harsh but you can tell he only talks like that to protect himself, so any time he swears, I don't bother taking him seriously, he's a hurt little kid. It's cute how Ichika mixed his hated eggplants into the gratin and he didn't even notice, but he ate the whole thing happily🤣 He's so adorable lmao, especially when his face went red and he told her he'd eat her stuff again (even though she shouldn't hear it), and then he ran off🤣
It seems like Soda regrets his actions much more than I initially thought. He was able to get revenge, but now he's even more scared of death because of what he had done, and now he's just in this never-ending cycle of fear, needing to have Zero's power to protect himself, doing his bidding so that he won't die, but at the same time being so scared of his life that the only time he probably feels "safe" is when he plays his games. I love how happy he was when Ichika gave him a SS tier rare item and he put it on, locked it and kept it in a special box🤣 That's so cuteee. Definitely enjoyed Soda's mini part more than I thought hahaha, he's such a cute little kid, which makes it kinda sad lol. Soda blowing up and getting mad at Ichika for playing solo and saying she didn't need connections when she made him realise he wanted to start building connections because of her was really...heartwarming. Soda gave up on people and a lot of things thinking that he could never have them because that's how it was considering how people are, but he changed his mind after Ichika so insistently barged into his life, and now to say that it's practically useless would be extremely hurtful to him. I was really impressed with Soda, and I'm happy that he even told Ichika that she can rely on him more, he's such a sweet boy🥲
Uno Suzune
Lmaooo poor Shion, the woes of a big brother. I found it hilarious how Suzune would give him the green peas she doesn't like even though Shion hates them too, definitely something siblings would do🥲 I superrrr agree with Suzune about handwriting diaries instead of writing a blog! I mean, I have both obviously, but I definitely have different feelings when I read my blog and when I read my writing in my diary. Through my blog, I can easily read my exact thoughts and get to the gist of what I'm talking about, but with my diary, I can see stuff like when I started getting tired of writing, when I felt like changing my pen, and a lot of other feelings that can't be seen or portrayed properly in a typed blog, and yes, the memories of me writing all this usually comes back better when I've written it, mainly because I either say it in the entry or because I can actually remember sitting there and putting time into writing about my life/day.
Guess Suzune's pretty yandere for her brother if any kind of possible romantic interest from Ichika gets her other self to come out and threaten her about it lol. Anyway, it's cute how she’s starting to kinda think of Ichika as a big sister. Suzune willingly taking Ichika to Shion and calling Ichika Chi-chan is probably the biggest improvement you can get considering she could stab you as the worst case hahha. Well, Suzune was definitely cuter than I thought and seeing her so vulnerable, shy but wanting to protect Shion and getting out of her shell for him was sweet. Are there endings for each executor? Well, anyway, Suzune saying she would be sad if anything happened to Ichika was really sweet.
Sugawara Rika
Lmao, I forgot Sugawara is obsessed with Zero, this is going to be fun I guess. It's kinda funny that getting a 50,000 yen strawberry entices her lol, I'm surprised Zero approved it as an expense, like dang, can I have one too, I'm curious lol. Lmao when Sugawara wanted to keep the strawberries as a memento instead of eating it😂 She should have been convinced when Ichika said it'll become a part of her hahahah. LOL when Sugawara started lecturing Ichika about dressing better in front of Zero, and then tried to get her makeup to make her look better, but then Ichika runs away😂
Okay, I loved the girls dress up night with Hana, Ichika and Sugawara. It was so funny how they started arguing about what Ichika should wear and then became fast enough friends to recommend each other stuff and then wear it for fun. I loveee that they had a CG for their new outfits because they're all so pretty, I love them! I think Hana's is my favourite because it's so simple but cute in a different way from her usual. I guess it's kinda cute how in Hana's investigation, Hana focuses on Ichika's clothing fashion, but Sugawara takes it further or I guess mainly focuses on skincare, makeup and haircare haha. I guess it's nice that Sugawara is definitely much more open about standing up for herself and other women when it comes to men who try to objectify them or think of them as "lesser". She's become stronger. I think it's kinda sad to see that amongst all the other happy mini endings with the other executors, Rika's one with Ichika is actually pretty sad because it was through them bonding that Rika noticed Ichika's true intentions of revenge, and that's why they can never truly see eye-to-eye and be friends.
Ogata Tomoki
I guess I didn't expect Ogata to be the type to go to batting cages, but I even more didn't expect him to reserve sweets to make sure he can get them hahaha! It's nice that he enjoys wagashi though, I definitely should have tried it when I went to Japan, but I completely forgot😭 Aww, Ogata had such a sweet daughter! Whenever his wife wasn't looking, she would eat his hated tomatoes for him! Such a kind kid😭 I've never heard of monaka before, so I googled it and they look nice!! Kinda like an ice cream sandwich but not with ice cream and has red bean paste and other stuff inside I guess? I would totally eat it. Lmaoo at Ichika's impression of the typical salaryman😂😂 It's true though, I can't imagine Ogata going home to watch comedy shows with a beer in his hand🤣 Aww it was so cute how Ogata did an impersonation of a character in a drama because he got so used to doing it for his daughter. But lmao at Ichika though, telling him what he can improve on since Adonis might have end of the year parties he could use it for, imagine a bunch of terrorists partying for something so normal like the end of the year hahah😂😂
It's actually really sad how Ogata feels like he can't be a father anymore because he knows that he prioritises his current ideals and dreams more than his daughter. And I guess considering how long they've been separated and how much he has changed, it would probably feel awkward to try and be a normal father, but I guess at least through Ichika's encouragement, he's willing to try and reply to his daughter's letter of wanting to meet him. I think the reason why I've always liked Ogata is because he doesn't regret his actions. Like, he knows that he's killed people and that's why he doesn't want to see his family and get them involved with what he's doing right now, because he knows the gravity of his actions. But at the same time, his hatred for Fujii, the police and the whole mistaken arrest that led to such injustice for him and changed his whole perspective on life is something he can't let go of, and that's why it led him to Adonis and to fulfill his "new" ideals. He knows it's a path that will not necessarily have a "good ending" but he's willing to sacrifice everything for it, and I think that's what makes me attracted to his character. Anyway, LMAO at how insistent Ichika was on seeing young Ogata with a buzzcut playing baseball, absolutely hilarious when she was ready to tie him up with a rope and search his room😂😂 It's pretty sad to see that Ogata wanted to be like Isshiki and save people with his justice without faltering in this cruel world but he just wasn't able to do it because hatred was what fuelled him to move forward and not forgiveness or hope. But I'm glad he encouraged Ichika to listen to Isshiki's song and hear Kazuki's guitar, because seeing Ichika show her emotions again, even if just a little bit was nice...
Uno Shion
Aww, it's cute how much Shion cares about Suzune, but also so cute how he's embarrassed to say he likes chocolate🤣 It's nice that he's more cooperative than Suzune I guess hahaha. I never expected Shion to like to paint though, that's interesting. Anyway, it's pretty sad to think that the "outside world" was much more unforgiving to the Uno siblings, and that it was only after they joined this terrorist organisation did they get to feel safe and secure that they have shelter and food without people going crazy on them. In that sense, it's understandable how much more comfortable Adonis would be for them. Aww Shion and Suzune getting excited over a chocolate cake is so adorable. Them saving up to buy a home for themselves is so heartwarming, it makes me really want to cheer for them. I'm dying from how cute they are trying to feed Ichika the chocolate cake too because they really like her and think she's really kind like their mother was before. Shion buying a cheese tart for both Ichika and Suzune was sweet, she's like a part of his thought process when buying stuff for his sister hahaha. Lol when he just shoved it into her mouth instead of giving it to her like a normal person🤣 Lmaoo when Shion drew a portrait of Ichika stuffing herself with cheese tart🤣 To think that Shion was so serious about drawing that he's actually thinking about a future with it after the X-Day stuff..it’s so endearing.
Sera Akito
It must be difficult for both Akito and Ichika to talk to each other. Just seeing each other's faces would make them remember the past and compare it to the present, making their whole encounter just...painful to watch. It's so like Akito to hide that he dislikes shiitake mushrooms so that it wouldn't inconvenience Ichika and make her remove it from the cooking menu. Lmaooo at Akito being so scared of bugs, enough that Ichika has to call cockroaches dark fairies to make him feel more at ease🤣 I'm sure Akito must be hurting too, but his consideration for Ichika above himself really makes my heart feel so warm. Awww, my heart swooned when Akito said his ideal type was Ichika! If only there was an Akito route~ Anyway, I didn't expect Akito and Soda to really interact but lmaoo at Soda having spent millions of yen on in-game stuff, Soda is right though, gacha rates are cruel😭😭 Aww, it was so cute how honest Soda was about wanting to have defeated the boss with Akito instead of dumping him and killing it himself, since what Soda values is playing together with other people. So, Kazuki was stabbed by a guy who was influenced by Adonis into taking revenge against his bullies or something, and I guess Kazuki was killed when he tried to step in? Honestly, I feel terrible for Akito. He was already feeling doubts and guilt over getting revenge for his sister, but after experiencing Kazuki's death, he must hate his choice for joining Adonis even more than before. It honestly broke my heart to see Akito break down like that not knowing how he could atone for his sins in causing Kazuki's death. His heartwrenching screams really cut me and made me tear up from all the pain Akito must have been bottling up all this time. Akito will always be my favourite side character, I think his pain, his feelings and his emotions were portrayed so well.
Sanjo Keisuke
Aww, Sanjo's favourite food being ramen is very him, kinda hahaha. I can't imagine a 7kg bowl of ramen and having to finish that in 30 minutes😱 On the other hand, Sanjo being into arcades is kinda unexpected, lmaooo at Ichika thinking he would play the crane games😂 I didn't think about the fact that Ichika is a former cop just like him now, I wonder how he feels about that or whether he even cares😅 Lmao at Sanjo seriously answering Ichika what his type of woman is and then even describing the body shape with sound effects😂 I can't believe Ichika just tickled Sanjo and made him laugh like crazy, I would have liked to see that😆😆 I think it would have been so nice if Ogata was Sanjo's boss, I feel like their values and ideals of justice back in the day would have matched well since Sanjo probably desired something "pure" back in the day and hoped to be a part of an organisation that helped people, and Ogata was always helping people already, so they would have worked well together. It's just sad that they both got betrayed by their ideals of what the police should have been to them and others.
The idea that you can't feel any fear because you don't value your life is a pretty interesting and saddening thought. Maybe because I get that feeling sometimes. I agree with Sanjo, Zero definitely doesn't truly care about those ideals of saving the weak that he keeps spouting, he's not like Mikuni, and that's also imo the reason why Zero believes that he and Mikuni will never truly understand each other. Ichika and Sanjo eating ramen together is so cute lol.
Mikuni Rei
Lmao at Zero calling Mikuni an old man for liking fish, disliking carbonated drinks and other junk food because they're not nutritional hahaha. Otherwise, nothing much to say tbh, Mikuni has always been a rather bland character to me? I like him, but at the same time I don't because even though it's interesting to see that he actually has "noble" goals compared to Zero, the fact is that Mikuni as he himself said has been told that he's a "saviour" of sorts, and I think that really exemplifies the type of person Mikuni is. Someone who believes that he can and wants to "save" people in his own way as if he is someone above them all, but at the same time, he is very apparently flawed exactly because he is like that. He's not someone who truly understands the people "below" him and he also doesn't seem to perceive that as something that can be helped, and that's why even though his goals are "noble", he's not really noble at all. But it doesn't really change the fact that Mikuni is kind in his own way though. Mikuni eating shrimp crackers is so cute😂
Saeki Yuzuru
To be honest, I've always liked the chill policeman Saeki, and I personally think Zero likes that version of himself too. I feel like he always enjoyed just talking about stuff with Ichika during their drinking charades, and had fun visiting her. But at the same time, I feel like because of the existence of Adonis and Mikuni, Zero never really allowed his negative emotions to be "accepted" in order for him to move on, so instead it just continued piling up inside to the point of indifference towards the world and others imo. Anyway, it's sad, seeing Zero and Mikuni happily play chess together. They really look like two brothers just having fun in their own way. Hearing them say that they've been doing this since they were kids makes it all the more saddening when they realised that despite how "close" they were to each other, they never really understood each other. In a sense, I feel like in the end, both Mikuni and Zero use Adonis as a way to get the things they want and feel like it's one of the only ways they can do it? I mean, I do feel like Mikuni treasures his relationship with Zero more than Adonis or anything else, because when it comes down to it, I feel like he tries really hard to understand Zero by trying to see things from his perspective and hanging out with Ichika, the one that Zero thinks understands him best and the one Zero likes the most. On the other hand, Zero seems to use Adonis as a way for revenge of his mother and as a way to vent those emotions and scars he got, but at the same time Adonis also granted him Mikuni (a brother), and it gave him opportunities and power.
Zero definitely loves Ichika in an obsessed way, probably the only way he thinks he can love someone, since he doesn't want to become "weak" like his mother was. So if he felt anything like love, he would prefer it to be a love that would destroy him, because in a sense I think I can understand that sentiment of wanting the person you love to solely focus on yourself and no one else, whether that is hatred or whatever emotion doesn't matter, because being the entire focus of someone else's is a sort of "love" to enjoy, so I don't blame Zero for his twisted "love" lol. Especially since you can tell how much he has always enjoyed his after work beers and just chatting with Ichika. I quite enjoyed their little date walking around reminiscing the past and discovering new things they missed out on, now I really want to eat crepes🥲 The ending where Ichika kills Saeki is pretty sad though. Seeing Saeki the most relieved and happy he has ever been is probably what made me kinda happy for him though. He still sucks, but like Ichika said, I can't hate him, because it was true that he did reduce the sadness of many (whilst creating sadness for many others too though) and at the core, he was like in a sense a guy who consumed so much sadness from everywhere around him, always in pain, always sad despite his appearance, and thinking that makes it difficult for me to truly hate him.
Overall, I like the Adonis route! Initially, I was a bit sceptical whether it was really necessary and whether it would be interesting at all but I really loved bonding with all the executors. Seeing more of the human and emotional sides, seeing them warm up to Ichika and become friends with her really made me enjoy the "what could never be" part of it all. I think I especially loved Akito's because of how emotional it was tying into Kazuki and everything. But I also really enjoyed seeing the different sides of all of them. It really makes me wish Ichika got an individual route with like Akito and Sanjo and Ogata because I loveee them🥲🥲
Overall Review
I definitely enjoyed CxM: Unlimited much more than I thought I would! In the beginning, Sasazuka and Okazaki's routes kinda made me wonder whether I really wanted to continue this, but I'm so glad I got through them because I enjoyed Enomoto's, Yanagi's and Shiraishi's routes a lot! If I ranked them, I probably liked Shiraishi's the most, then Yanagi, Enomoto, Okazaki and then Sasazuka. It's definitely what I wanted in a fandisk, which is more fluffy romance and just bonding with all the guys even more, and I absolutely loveeee the potential romances with Yoshinari and Minegishi, they were so unexpectedly nice. Definitely no plot but that's okay since it's a fandisc and I think it fulfilled really well what its goal was when it comes to more romance in the story haha. 8/10! I'm definitely going to miss the characters, I'm so attached to Enomoto and them lol.
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Friend continues to be cringe about being “bi”
I have posted about this girl before. Today she made a post essentially saying that “is a straight man actually straight, or is he conditioned to by society? If a straight man is picky, maybe he is actually gay.” This post was very clearly about her and her “bisexuality.”
Meanwhile, a while ago she told me “I think I'm into women, but I'm scared of coochie.” She constantly sends me posts of older men, telling me how she wants them to rail her. Today she sent me a 30 year old man, saying how he “makes her insides erupt.” I said “he’s old,” and she said “yes, older men do that to me.” Ok?? And why must I know this?? I am not even attracted to men, and I don’t want to hear about your daddy issues.
Edit: I remembered something else. She sent me some TikTok like “is a bi man and a bi woman in a relationship a queer relationship?” Like miss girl you aren’t special if you date a man lmaoo (Not saying that they aren’t bi anymore, the relationship itself is not gay). Also she sent me another video like “when you remember you’re attracted to men” and it’s some girl cringing. Like sis... you only like men...
I don’t know what the hell to say anymore. It’s just constant cringe coming from her. I don’t make my sexuality my whole personality, but she is making this all about her, when it most likely isn’t true.
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