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violent138 · 1 month

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League members discussing meeting Robin at work:

"Compared to Bats, Robin was a total sweetheart. Ball of sunshine."

"Man, must've been a good day then, the kid I met was a real anklebiter. He pulled out a sword and everything."

"Anklebiter is harsh, the sweet boy I met barely said a word, he just kept asking about Themyscira and the lasso."

"He? I met a blonde girl."

"No, no, black haired boy with blue eyes. We're talking about Robin."

"Yeah same here, blue eyed and tanned."

"Pretty sure he had green eyes. And talked fancy. And kind of scolded me for time travelling."

"The child I met was paler than the moon."

"I'm telling you I met a girl, and she was Robin."

"Well... either we're all wrong or we're all right."

So they arrive at the conclusion that Bats has a shape-shifter for a kid.

#Not particularly original #however still amusing #They conveniently forget how many years have passed between interactions #And also forget that people can have the same“hero” name #Batman #Batfamily #dc robin #like Red Hood (there was another red hood before that)#Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Jason todd #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #Stephanie brown #This came to me in a fever dream #jla #justice league

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meowpupp · 4 months

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we need more puppy girl reader pls!!!

say less 🙏

1.4K- owner!price x chubby!puppygirl

TW- puppy play, degradation, cum play, exhibitionism(?), humiliation, sorry if you have a stuffed toy called 'fluffy,' general rough sex, HYBRID FIC, price is jealous over a stuffed bear,

owner!price who decides you’ve been so good recently, so good in fact that you deserve a treat.

he sees it when he’s in cue for petrol- a cute stuffed bear. soft brown fur, fuzzy ears and big eyes. just like his favourite pup.

when he first gives you the plush it’s innocent. you give it a dumb name, fluffy or something. he doesn’t pay much mind. all he cares about is how happy his pup is, tail wagging and excited yaps.

after days of being sidelined by some stupid ball of fluff, price starts to get jealous. he knows it’s irrational. the bear is just something you entertain yourself with when he can't, but jealousy still stirs in his gut.

it’s like fluffy glares triumphantly at him when you give him attention. price watches in envy as you lazily chew on its ears, nuzzle and lick its fur. all things you used to do to him.

one day, it gets too much for him. after a painful workday, all price wants is his sweet puppy girl. Instead, he walks into the house to see you cuddled up with the fucking bear. its beady eyes stared back into his as if saying, ‘ha-ha, she likes me more.’

he’s on you in an instant, ignoring your yelp as he pulls you up. price makes you kneel, pushing you back down when you try to get up.

“what, want your bear?” he scoffs at you, your brain still sleepy, trying to play catch up, “c'mon then, since you want it so much, ride it.”

it takes you a moment to process what he’s saying. ride it? Ride Fluffy? but he’s your bear- soft, warm and plush. he’s a toy, but not that kind of toy.

before you can even reply, price grips your jaw with one of his big hands. his skin is rough and calloused, almost scratchy as he manhandles you.

“are you deaf pup? or perhaps you think you only take orders from the fucking bear now?” price shakes your face side to side to catch your attention, “disobedient fucking mutt, don’t even know who your owner is.”

he kicks apart your knees, creating space for him to shove the bear between them. “go on. ride it. hump it like the desperate thing you are.” he takes a step back, arms crossed as he glares down at you.

Price scoffs when you start rolling your hips. His eyes analyse you, how your back arches, how your eyes screw shut, how your lips part as you whine. all while you grind down on your beloved plush.

“yeah… bet it feels good, huh? making your dumb puppy-cunt feel tingly?” the man sits back on one of the couches, lighting a cigar as he watches. “tell me pup, does it feel better than me? do you like riding the bear more than my cock?”

you whine, hips bucking at his growly voice. as you speed up, price laughs. he relaxes on the couch, cigar smoke filling the air, making you dizzy. tells you when to speed up or to slow down. when to grind harder or softer. directs you as if you’re making him a personal porno.

“ah, now look at that.” he stands, setting his cigar down on an ashtray. walking to you, he crouches down, “now pup, look at what you’ve done.”

he pulls the bear plush from between your legs, holding it up. it’s drenched in your slick, fur glistening. “poor Fluffy, you’ve made him a mess.” he sighs, throwing it on the ground, “dirty pup. can’t control yourself can you?” you shake your head, shaky hands reaching for him while you babble.

his eyes scan over your body as you cling to him. ears low as your thighs tremble. you yap and whine at him- something about how it wasn’t enough, you didn’t cum, to please let you cum.

Price sighs as if you’re an inconvenience. his eyes linger on your cunt. its dripping with slick, puffy and flushed from all the friction. he meets your gaze. melting at your teary, desperate expression. he doesn’t show it, instead reaching out, repositioning you. your back meets the hardwood, legs forced apart as he slots between them.

price doesn’t even look at you, his eyes trained on your cunt. his fingers poke and prod, parting your lips to watch your clit twitch when exposed. your hips buck as you squirm, causing a hand to grip your thigh and still you.

“such a desperate bitch,” his eyes finally meet yours as he slaps the inside of your thigh, “maybe i should get you a stud, hm? give you to some mutt, let him fuck you? then you’ll know how good i am to you pup.” his fingers start rubbing slow circles on your clit, “simon tells me his mutt is always full of energy. if you get this wet grinding, you’ll be yowling around that pups knot.”

prices eyes dart away from yours, ignoring your babbles as he continues to inspect your cunt. he slides a finger in, eyebrows furrowing. his other hand leaves your thigh, slapping your clit. he lets out shuddering breath as your warm, wet walls clench around hisi finger, his dick twitching.

“getting this fucking wet and loose over that thing?” he glances to the soaked bear, “need to teach you a fucking lesson. who your cunt is supposed to get wet for”

he pulls out, using the hand on your thigh to flip you over. he pulls your ass flush against his hips, a hand in your hair to force your upper body down. the bear lays just in front of you.

he audibly scoffs when you reach out for it, bringing it close for comfort. price pulls your tail, making you instinctively arch your back. he grinds your hips back on him, groaning. “shh, keep fucking still.” he grunts, rutting his clothed dick into you

it takes only seconds for your dripping holes to wet his jeans. even less time for him to unbutton his pants and shove his boxes down. with his cock now free, he thrusts between your thighs.

your slick acts as lube as he fucks the fat flesh of your thighs. “bloody fucking hell.” he growls. his dick just barely pokes out the other side, your thick flesh completely consuming him.

price angels himself, now nudging your clit with every thrust. you whine and squirm pathetically beneath him, back arching as he spanks your ass. he uses the hand in your hair to shove your face into the toy bear, forcing you to inhale the scent of your own slick.

you beg and whine into the plush, your voice now muffled. he continues, not giving in and fucking your cunt, grinning as you start to sob. he presses your face harder against the bear, fucking your thighs the same he would your cunt. his hips slam against your ass, stinging the flesh and making it flush.

within minutes, price cums all over your thighs. thick globs spill down the front of them onto the floor. as he pulls away, he pulls you with him- the hand in your hair forcing you onto your knees.

“look at the mess you’ve made,” he scolds, free hand circling your clit. the bear lays discarded on the floor, stuffing now soaked with drool and slick. there’s a puddle of his cum on the ground, mixing with your fluids. he ignores your babbles as you cry about not cumming, instead he pushing your face to the ground.

“i’ve taught you better than this, love. you know better than to make a mess without cleaning it.” price shoves your cheek into the puddle of his cum, the now cold liquid smearing across your face, “once you’ve cleaned up your mess, ill clean you.”

he lets you up. his hand trailing along your body to your cunt, slipping two fingers in, finally giving you what you’ve been begging for. “might even make you cum, hm?” he slowly thrusts his fingers, “ that floor better be fucking sparkling by the time i come back.” as he pulls out, he slaps your ass agiain. a sadistic smirk spreads over his face as he gets up, taking his cigar with him as he leaves.

tonight you’ll definitely be clinging to him, and not that fucking bear plush.

#mw2 smut #price x chubby!puppygirl #price x reader #price x reader smut #john price x reader #john price smut #price x female reader #fem reader #female reader #mw smut #THIS CAME TO ME IN A FEVER DREAM #price x puppygirl #im sorry if you named your plus teddy #I JUST GOOGLED NAMES AND PICKED ONE #anyways i hope this is okay #havent written in AGES

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theprodigypenguin · 10 months

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Sabo: Would you guys still love me if I was a worm?

Luffy: Yeah, of course, worms are awesome!

Ace: I ate a worm once. Not that bad actually.

Sabo: So if I was a worm you'd fucking eat me?

Ace:

Luffy: Answer the question.

#one piece #asl brothers #portgas d ace #sabo #revolutionary sabo #monkey d luffy #fire fist ace #straw hat luffy #incorrect one piece quotes #this came to me in a fever dream

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ilikedetectives · 6 months

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#Minthara Baenre #Nightwarden Minthara #Minthara x Tav #Baldur's Gate 3 #pc gaming #video games #mine #mybg3edit #mybg3romance #Minthara x Kalius #mybg3minthara #mybg3Kalius #mymeme #this came to me in a fever dream #Tav x Minthara

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mimiteru · 1 year

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I am going insane

#portal 2 #wheatley #borderlands #claptrap #barbie life in the dreamhouse #barbie closet #grady #aperture desk job #final space #kvn #doodles #my art #this came to me in a fever dream #i hate claptrap desing equisde

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elvain · 11 months

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poll w evil marvel corporations to follow <3 even tho they r all evil.

#polls #this came to me in a fever dream

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none-house-one-end · 2 years

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cardan: jude, i’ve gotta be honest right now-

jude: i know. isn’t that your whole thing?

cardan:

#folk of the air #the cruel prince #jurdan #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #jude x cardan #this came to me in a fever dream

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coulsandies · 6 months

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mdzs headcanon of the day #69 !

the first time a - qing met mingjue, she sent xingchen a voice memo of her crying over how scary he looked and the only thing he could make out was “he looks like he eats babies for lunch” and now every time xingchen sees nie mingjue he has to excuse himself to laugh because he knows mingjue is genuinely just a pretty chill guy. mingjue has yet to catch on to this

a - qing also eventually gets over how intimidating he looks to realize that he’s pretty cool, albeit the fact that he looks like he benches houses as a light workout

(the way this came to me in a nyquil induced fever dream makes me laugh every time i think about it)

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs headcanons #grand master of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic arts #founder of diabolism #founder of demonic cultivation #nie mingjue #a qing #xiao xingchen #the untamed #cql #this came to me in a fever dream #mxtx #mxtx mdzs

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lykantrooppi · 1 year

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fan art i drew of mad rat dead in a glue trap

#mad rat dead #mad rat monday #heart mrd #mad rat mrd #mrd #this came to me in a fever dream

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starry-teacup · 20 days

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the voice of the hero loves you the way that pink steven loves normal steven. because being you is reason enough adore yourself, and because you've been together through hell and high water

#this came to me in a fever dream #I don't know why lol #this is for a very specific group of people #stp #slay the princess #voice of the hero #Steven universe #Steven

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jewishbarbies · 7 months

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if the rabid swifties were right and taylor actually saw my posts, this is how I imagine her reacting: