#The Valentino roast | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

shinyrockalaska · 3 months

Text

Val got his stupid cheap heart glasses from a happy meal it's cannon I don't make the rules

#this is a joke #someone roasted his glasses in a gc and I said what I said #this is the result #valentino hazbin hotel #valentino #vox #hazbin hotel vox #velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #happy meal #Hazbin Hotel meme #Hazbin Hotel crack #hazbin hotel fanart #the vees #the vees hazbin hotel #my art #yEEt #hazbin hotel

70 notes · View notes

danipedrosas-boatest · 1 month

Text

List of kpop songs I associate motogp riders with for some reason idk

1. Pecco - Punch by NCT 127

Courtesy of Anna and that time we were discussing which songs we would play for riders

5. Zarco - Villain by Stella Jang

The vibes really

10. Luca - 28 Reasons by Seulgi

Screams main character, anti-hero getting his revenge

12. Maverick - Drama by Aespa

He IS the drama and I love him for it

20. Fabio - Tail by Sunmi

Sexy song for a sexy king

21. Franky - Lo Siento by Super Junior

Fun, chill vibes like Franky gives off

23. Enea - Genie by SNSD

If I had a lamp I would wish for him to win a championship

25. Raúl - Vengeance by Bibi

I want him to have a reputation era

30. Taka - Keep Your Head Down by TVXQ

A powerful song about staying strong and overcoming hardship, sums him up pretty well imo

31. Pedro - Super Tuna by Jin

I could imagine him listening to this while he plays with his legos

33. Brad - Kiss of Fire by Woodz

RnB just reminds me of Brad and I have no idea why

36. Joan - Snapping by Chungha

Low key but really stands out once you start paying attention

37. Augusto - Rodeo by Monsta X

Powerful and strong, can’t not listen or turn your eyes away from him

41. Aleix - Tomboy by (G)I-DLE

Amazing tough song until you get to “fucking tomboy”, which I can’t take seriously and which serves as a reminder he’s a big softie at heart

42. Rinsy - Eyes, Nose, Lips by Taeyang

A beautiful ballad, and it was inspired by Taeyang’s wife Min Hyo-Rin, and it seemed fitting seeing how much Rinsy loves his family

43. Jack - RBB by Red Velvet

I literally couldn’t think of anything else

49. Diggi - Growl by EXO

His symbol is the wolf, he’s an Roma fan, and it has the same smoothness he does

72. Bezz - Zimzalabim by Red Velvet

They are both weird and fascinating to me and I don’t know if it’s in a good way or a bad way

73. Álex - Wannabe by Itzy

HE IS A TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION JUST LET HIM BE HIMSELF

88. Miguel - Drunk-Dazed by Enhypen

Everyone focuses on his marriage but he is incredibly talented and should be talked about more

89. Jorge - Regular by NCT 127

See above the note I have for Pecco

93. Marc - Abracadabra by Brown Eyed Girls/(G)I-DLE

👁️👅👁️ (help)

Honorable mentions:

26. Dani - Into the New World by SNSD

Iconic song that’s well-loved and legendary for a reason

32. Sava - Psycho by Red Velvet

HEY NOW WELL BE OKAY-

46. Vale - Dr. Feel Good by Rania

Cause he’s the Doctor and my sense of humor is nonexistent

99. JLo - Mic Drop by BTS

Icon, legend, menace, and forever the moment

11 notes · View notes

chaoticace2005 · 3 months

Text

Rules for the Hazbin Hotel, authored by Vaggie:

1. No drugs.

2. No fights.

3. No pranks.

4. No problematic language.

5. No murder (OR TERRITORIAL GENOCIDE WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL)

6. No smuggling in of drugs. Not by sticking them up your ass. Or by hiding them in a pizza box. Or by slingshotting them to the roof. Or getting someone else to. Not at all.

7. No sexual rendezvous with outsiders in the hotel. No SHOWING sexual rendezvous with strangers to people of the hotel either.

8. Make sure the pig/future pets stay in the patron’s room. (This includes eggs!!)

9. No singing Limit singing to once twice per day

10. Stop flirting with the bartender Angel

11. Don’t call Husk “Husker” unless he allows it.

12. No harassing the staff at all. This includes asking who tops.

13. Don’t suggest anything sexual/romantic to Alastor unless you want your head cut off.

14. NO CUTTING OFF PEOPLE’S HEADS

15. NO EATING PEOPLE

16. NO MAKING CHARLIE CRY.

17. Don’t ask me to put my spear “inside you” Angel, what the fuck?

18. Don’t turn the interior of the hotel into a swamp?! Keep it contained in your room if you must!

19. No stabbing staff or residents. No matter how much they look like bugs! (OR IF THEYRE NAME IS ANGEL)

20. Don’t try and stab bugs if they’re within 10 feet of another demon.

21. Don’t call anyone a “bitch” OR TALK ABOUT HOW MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE “VAGINA”

22. Limit Niffty’s access to sharp objects.

23. NO DEALS ALASTOR

24. No drinking. Limit drinking at bar.

25. No mentioning the Stock Market Crash of 1929. For everyone’s benefit.

26. Don’t blow a hole in the wall.

27. Try to keep roast battles OUTSIDE the hotel. (Or stop picking fights?? Please Alastor I swear to God…)

28. No spying on the hotel for outside sources or putting technology that can be used against us.

29. No evil laughing in the middle of the night, what the fuck Alastor?

30. No building weapons/war machines.

31. No eggs! (Fine the eggs can stay.)

32. Someone please keep an eye on Niffty. (And the eggs.)

33. Stop touching people ANGEL.

34. Don’t make other people storm off HUSK.

35. Respect boundaries.

36a. If Angel looks like he’s about to pass out/cry don’t comment. Let him do his thing.

36b. Don’t try to talk to Angel if he’s on the phone with Valentino. Honestly don’t even mention his phone calls with Valentino.

37. Please don’t call Lucifer “Daddy”

38. Don’t turn into a 20 foot tall demon-eating creature unless absolutely necessary.

39. Don’t cause angry loan sharks to show up at the front door.

40. NO EXPLOSIONS!

41. Rule #2, “No fights” can be broken if the person you’re fighting is Valentino. Or Adam.

42. Don’t lie to your girlfriend or hide the fact you were secretly an angel.

43. DONT TALK ABOUT PEOPLE’S TITS (or lack of)

44. KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A BEDROOM ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE’S HAVING MAKEUP SEX

45. Don’t give people makeovers while they’re sleeping, ANGEL!

46. Don’t pretend to eat someone’s pet, ALASTOR

47. Don’t die.

48. I never want to hear the words “cum-plete” again.

49. STOP HAVING FIGHTS ACROSS THE BUILDING LUCIFER AND ALASTOR!!

50. If Charlie is passed out on the couch LET HER SLEEP

51. No making bombs in the hotel Cherri!

52. Stop breaking rules and then saying it’s “FOR SIR PENTIOUS!”

53. Angel don’t try to shoot someone if they break spaghetti.

54. Don’t break spaghetti. Or “ruin” Italian food. Whatever the fuck that means. This apparently includes pineapple on pizza.

55. Don’t mention Valentino unless Angel brings him up first.

56. Don’t comment on Angel and Husk’s flirting.

57. Only call Angel “Anthony” if things are serious (or if you’re Husk)

58. Don’t use any of the nicknames Husk and Angel use for each other. This includes but is not limited to: “Whiskers”, “Legs”, “Kitty”, “Webs”, “Tony”, “Love”, and “Baby.”

59. It’s better not to question whatever facts Husk gives about his past.

60. Family dinners at 6 pm unless you can’t make it due to prior obligation. Game nights after on Sundays.

61. No hunting people for sport and NO KNIFE MONOPOLY.

62. Don’t attach knives to a roomba so you can have a “boyfriend” Niffty.

63. Keep Niffty away from Roombas.

64. Alastor, treat people with decency. Really, it’s not that hard.

65. No making giant ducks that breathe fire to chase people around the hotel just because they call you short.

66. Therapy. Everyone.

67. DONT HAVE SEX ON THE BAR WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!

68. If Valentino enters the property you have permission to stab him.

69. “Hell is forever” is bullshit. You guys aren’t. You can do this.

#stupid hazbin hotel lists #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #vaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #sir pentious #cherri bomb #niffty #hazbin hotel crack #chaggie #huskerdust #angelhusk

3K notes · View notes

maokomi · 1 year

Text

⠀「 “Dress slutty babe, I can fight,” but can they really? *ೃ༄ 」

ᥫ᭡ Reblogs are greatly appreciated !!

.ೃ࿔*:･「𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬.」 modern au, gn reader, established relationship crack ?? This shit aint serious so don’t treat it like it is lmfao

.ೃ࿔*:･「𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠.」 Xiao, Kazuha, Zhongli, Kaeya, Kaveh, Cyno

Wrote this drunk, no editing, no looking back at my regrets last night. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

⠀「 XIAO*ೃ༄ 」

YOU BET UR ASS THIS MAN CAN FIGHT

Tells u to dress slutty with his whole chest !!!

Wear whatever you want to feel good about yourself and to feel comfortable. That’s all that Xiao cares abt tbh.

If he sees anyone leering at you in your hot outfit though? His munchkin ass is on them in a heartbeat.

Doesn’t matter who. Doesn’t matter how tall they are. He’ll bark up at them like a chihuahua. Scale them like a fuckin rabid cat or smthn.

Xiao said he can fight and he will !!!!!

⠀「 KAZUHA*ೃ༄ 」

Compliments you in your sluttiest outfit !! Hell, mans helps you pick it out!!

CAN FIGHT Can !! Beat !! Ass !!

Except he chooses not to 😌 because he is a lover💞💕 not 🙅‍♂️🚫 a fighter ☮️🕊✌️😌

But he makes it very very very clear to anyone and everyone who so much glances in ur general direction that !! HELLO HE IS UR MAN

Holds ur hand. Keeps an arm around your middle. Plays with ur hair. The whole shebang baby

But if someone grows the gonads to actually approach you while Kazuha is so blatantly flirting with u right then and there ??

Kazuha doesn’t even have to get up.

He fucking ROASTS the motherfucker alive. All cool and suave. Keeps his voice level while he tells the newcomer all the reasons why their parents are disappointed in them.

Kazuha fucking cooks them bro I dont know what to tell u Rest In Peace to that dumbass I guess

⠀「 ZHONGLI*ೃ༄ 」

Bold of anyone to think they can steal u from a man who walks in with this much rizz 🤨

Zhongli wears a whole ass custom Valentino suit & shoes to go to a club no way in hell is anyone gonna try to chat u up baby doesn’t matter how slutty u dress

Esp when ?? Ur slutty outfit matches Zhongli’s fit ? Absolute power couple I rest my case

Sugar daddy Zhongli supremacy I said what I said

I restate my point: No one is gonna think they have a chance against Zhongli. They’re all scared they’ll get murked on their way home if they so much as try.

Kinda soft but they fr dont even have a chance bc Zhongli just has to compliment u and u light up like an actual Christmas tree, you get so goddamn happy that anyone even trying to fight him is already fighting a losing battle.

⠀「 KAEYA*ೃ༄ 」

Baby, bold of u to assume that Kaeya’s not gonna be dressed sluttier than u 🤨

Hate to break it to you buttercup but Kaeya’s not gonna be the one royal rumbling tonight— nu uh, that’s you.

Have you seen the titty window this man rocks?

Skip the accessories whenever you go out Kaeya, because you are going to beat some ass, and earrings and necklaces only get in the way 💕

It’s tiring having to keep everyone’s eyes off of ur boyfriend but it’s okay because whenever you go to the bar for a quick time out, Kaeya always has a kiss and a drink ready for u before u go back to fucking people up <3

⠀「 KAVEH*ೃ༄ 」

I love him but you’re on your own honey

Claims that he’ll kick ass— that you can wear whateverrr you want, that you look so hot, that you look amazing and that he’ll fight anyone who comes near u

Hypes you up and hollers and makes u feel like a million bucks because he’s a good, supportive bf

But in the midst of it all you forget he’s some broke ass architect who probably hasn’t taken a solid punch in his life

When someone approaches u he puffs up his chest and stands in front of u with his most intense bitch face, says smthn that he thinks tough guys says like, ‘you wanna fight? Let’s fight.’ Or some cheesy shit like that

The moment the other dude swings tho its over 💀 Kaveh yells and has to hide behind you

It’s okay tho because he’s cute <3 (even if he’s broke)

Hope you didn’t wear anything breakable baby bc youre the one who’s gotta fight for urself

⠀「 CYNO*ೃ༄ 」

Doesn’t even have to fight bro.

Doesn’t matter how slutty you dress— you could walk into a bar with just the bare minimum on and no one would look your way.

Not because you’re unattractive, because that is far from the truth.

No— it’s because of Cyno’s arm wrapped around your shoulder and the absolute death stare he gives anyone who looks your way with even a hint of lechery in their gaze.

Crazy shit, I tell you. Motherfucker’s eyes look like he’ll pounce on anyone who so much as wolf whistles your way. No one wants to get fucked up by a dude who looks like he’ll go blue eyes white dragon on their ass.

#love’s stories ♡.ೃ࿔*:·#xiao x reader #kaedehara kazuha x reader #kazuha x reader #zhongli x reader #kaeya alberich x reader #kaeya x reader #kaveh x reader #cyno x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact fluff #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact #genshin impact xiao #kaedehara kazuha #genshin impact zhongli #kaeya alberich #genshin impact kaveh #genshin impact cyno

7K notes · View notes

valen-nidk · 1 month

Text

Family dynamic. | Vox's sibling!Reader.

Content: Implicit imposter syndrome, subtle hints of depression. General description of S.Reader's relationship with The Vee's.

A/N: Probably the last thing you'll see of this particular reader unless I get requests for potential relationships with other Hazbin hotel characters.

Frankly, Hell wasn't exactly what you had in mind, if anything, this particular ring of Hell was like Earth with extra steps and fancier titles: people (read: sinners) still got killed, sometimes there was a transactional reason behind, sometimes just because ; consent was also a bit of a myth here too ; politics? Not exactly. Religion? Uh, duh — after all, the fancy titles previously mentioned were: Archangels, Seraphims, Angels, Sinners and Hellborns (was Adam his own category? His title was First Man and, according to some sources, he had self-proclaimed as Dickmaster or the original dick).

The only upside thus far was that your physical form was kind of cool (literally, a humanoid robot so... an android that had to regulate its body temperature to not overheat), no bones ached, no muscles hurt and you couldn't get sick (a virus, maybe...?) plus your cult leader brother was, to no one's surprise, a cult leader! With the power of hypnosis which, in retrospective, was kind of like his gig back on Earth with manipulation skills that had been perfectly crafted and mastered throughout years and years of studying the human psique and emotions.

The TV head was... new. Unexpected, certainly hilarious even if the context was gruesome to an extent. It made sense, same goes with you: the right-hand, the prophet of this newfound god. Although your form was different since you died electrocuted because of a faulty electrical connection.

Ah yes, what is there to do in Hell..? The Radio Demon had gone missing as well as Lilith, part of you heavily believes that those two separate events are, in fact, connected despite the lack of evidence. A hunch though without something to back it up, you kept quiet — after all, you weren't a big mastermind, though you did enjoy chaos and creating a ridiculous amount of back-up plans in case something went terribly wrong. Cautious? Anxious? Oh, yeah. Your stubborn egotistical brother was careless when going through his many power-trips or when his rage made his (seemingly) perfect persona crack, hence why you just had to have ways to ammend any and all mistakes. Problems made you uneasy, utterly sick — gotta fix 'em, gotta have potential solution for every possible scenario no matter how insane they could be. You never know! You have to know, a sense of being capable of choosing, to own something, just about any single aspect of your life just had to be yours to control.

Nonetheless... Hell, huh. What to do? Unlike Vox, your powers were quite limited and served as support for his, rinse and repeat a life on that one. Besides that, you weren't an official Vee member, more like an honorary one — and thanks to you being a charmer, a problem solver (people-pleaser) and overall someone who rather live comfortably, well... You started babysitting looking after Valentino whenever Vox was too busy (read: didn't want to put up with his bullshit) and this lead to uhhh, unwillingly being dragged to his studio. The porn actors loved you, which made Valentino hate you but also love you as well because "motherfuckers are more willing to cooperate when there's una cara bonita como la tuya around these parts" while squeezing your 'cheeks' (screen). Yeah, you didn't get why Vox wanted this mothman carnally, though his voice was podcast material, the accent? Delicious.

Now when it came to the backbone of The Vee's, it was a trickier situation — mostly due to not having an actual reason to interact with Velvette. Sure, you guys exchanged texts like roasting Vox and Valentino, gossip, some blackmail material... Memes, selfies, the very basic. Being physically in the same room was comfortable, pleasant silences while sitting next to each other and showing funny videos from your respective devices ; or sharing private conversations that were hilarious with or without context, that's for sure! Oh and, let's not forget that this fashionista icon and unforgiving social manager will absolutely roast you if you are dressed like last century. Still, she was kind to you and, in return, you behaved the same way — work collegues, or flatmates would be a way to describe how you two got along.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #🧍 he speaks #hazbin hotel imagine #vox x reader #valentino x reader #velvette x reader #vox x male reader #valentino x male reader #velvette x male reader #vox x gn reader #valentino x gn reader #velvette x gn reader

167 notes · View notes

nunalastor · 2 months

Note

What if Vox got into NFTs and lost loads of money, even some that he "borrowed" from Velvette and Valentino?

What if he needed money real bad real quick, possibly before either of them realized, but couldn't find a way to get enough?

What if he got beat up and kicked out by the rest of the Vs?

What if he showed up all bloody on Alastor's doorstep in true "I didn't know where else to go" fashion?

What if Alastor didn't slam the door in his face but actually asked "Who did this to you?" and listened for the one and only purpose of roasting him?

What if after he roasted the hell out of him he offered him a deal?

Can you imagine the frigging embarrassment if Vox had to live the rest of eternity wearing a shirt that said "I had to make a deal because I lost everything to NFTs and all I got was this lousy shirt"?

Like Alastor wouldn't even bother getting his soul, he'd just force him to wear that shirt 24/7 and would make him come to his radio show to roast him once a week.

he fucking would be an nft guy

#radiostatic #nunalastor asks #vox #alastor #headcanon #hazbin hotel

151 notes · View notes

neiveel3llson · 1 month

Text

Spit-roast

Vox x Afab!reader x Valentino

CW: Smut, use of strap, Afab reader, no pronouns used, Valentino, dacryphilia, overstimulation, aftercare(kinda), spit-roasting, size difference if you squint, cunnilingus, fast paced bc I rushed it, please tell me if I've missed any♡

A unmissable gargling sound mixed with whining comes from Vox as he chokes on your pretty pink strap, his spit oozing out of the corners of his mouth while his screen fizzled. One of your hands plays with your clit while the other lays on the back of Voz's screen, sometimes dipping down to trace the pretty, bruising necklace of bites left by yourself and Valentino.

His other end is occupied by the aforementioned Valentino, one set of the moth demons hands wrapped haphazardly around Vox's weeping cock while the other two are perched on the TV demons waist, slamming him onto his cock unapologetically.

Vox felt like, and most likely had, already came over a dozen times however, that didn't earn him any sympathy from you, and certainly not Val. Said moth demon moves one hand from Voz's pretty cock, tracing a bulge in the TV demons stomach from his bulbous dick. Vox let's out a gargled cry in response, trying to tug his sensitive ass away from Valentino's steel grip, but wouldn't be able to even if he could, due to you blocking his way.

Valentino looks at you with a smirk, hastening his thrusts as he chases his fifth high, ignoring completely as you desperately played with your clit, yet to finish. Valentino, luckily, quickly finishes, leaning his head back while panting, only looking down to see his cum seep out of Vox's abused and overstimulated asshole.

Vox cries out around your strap as Valentino pulls out with no remorse, simply telling you to 'Hurry up.' before walking off, shrugging on his robe as he passed by. You quickly pull the sobbing Vox off of your pink strap, hurrying in taking said strap off while the TV demon continues to cry.

"I- bzzt- hurts-" Vox desperately tries to explain his pain to you, going to sit up only to be pulled back down forcefully by your quivering hand, pulling him back down to your sobbing cunt. He immidietly gets the idea, forcing his square, flat head between your thighs and sticking his tounge out, licking a strategic strip against your cunt through his own spit and tears.

You can feel the vibrations of Vox jackhammering his hips into the sofa as if he were thrusting into something while be hungrily laps up the juices of your quivering sex, pushing his head as far as he could between your thighs to desperately taste you.

He quickly becomes a slobbering mess, completely forgetting the pain and cum in his ass, only thinking of your and your delicious juices. You throw your head back in ecstacy, beginning to push your cunt further into his screen to chase your first, and only, high.

You finish soon after, letting out a guttural wail before pulling away from Vox, who looked dazed as he attempted to follow your cunt with his tounge, only to quickly get shut down by you. You get up shakily, sighing and pulling your underwear up, leaving the room, leaving Vox in his poor state of subspace.

"Hurry up." You leave him with those words only, giving no sympathy to the quaking overlord.

122 notes · View notes

dearest-painter · 3 months

Note

Hi, I was wondering if you could do a small little scenario of a newcomer reader who completely roasts Val and talks about how unoriginal and tacky his content is. In fact, I low-key want to tell him that he's practically vanilla just to poke fun at him.

(Sorry if it makes you uncomfortable, just kinda curious) thanks

I can! And since this isn’t yandere imma make the newcomer sorta be a slight rip off of Husk because I love him so much!!! ALSO LOTS OF MENTIONS OF PORN, SEX, AND SEXUAL THINGS!

Vox: Val! Meet my newest…friend!

Valentino: So your the new bitch huh?

Y/N: *Stops drinking from their flask* Says the man whose eyesights suck. Let’s get one thing straight, there are multiple pimps and porn star directors in hell who do a much better job than you. Why do I know this? Because I’ve worked for them in the past out of boredom for some good booze. Your take on any porn trope are bland. The only reason people like your things are because of Angel Dust, he brings you the popularity. Without him, you’d be done for. You bring no creativity to the table at all. You bring nothing to the table in the Vs if I’m being honest, all you bring is some shitty porn movies, a shitty club, and one popular pornstar. Next time you gonna insult me at least make sure that your blind ass actually has some good qualities to beat me. *goes back to drinking their flask*

Vox: AHAHAHAHAH! Good one Y/N! Now! Let’s go get you settled in! (Favoritism at its finest)

#✉️mail arrived✉️#genderfluid enity answers!#gn reader #x gn reader #gender neutral reader #gender neutral y/n #x gn y/n #hazbin hotel x reader

108 notes · View notes

lafayette-paw-arts · 3 months

Note

I would love hcs of the vees protecting one another :3

Your wish is my command!

Valentino is quick to anger but fiercely protective, he'll flare out his wings to hide his partners from sight before open firing on whoever dared tried to harm them

Val is also willing to throw hands with inanimate objects, one time Vox tripped over the coffee table and Val almost threw the offending piece of furniture out the penthouse window.

Velvette is more refined most of the time, she'll go online and completely roast whoever was messing with her boys, on the worst end of the spectrum she'll dig up every last piece of dirt on the person and air it out on social media for all of Hell to see (so far it even gets down into the other rings sometimes, depends how mad this person made her)

Vox is slower to anger than his partners, often times able to deal with issues without having to get angry. He uses creative threats to get people to back down most of the time but if they don't then they see a whole other side of him.

One time some idiot tried to drug Velvette with her own love potion, Vox found out and torched the guy's dick with electricity, grinning like a psycho the whole time. (Val had tended to Velvette because he knew Vox had this shit covered)

In short they're all very protective over each other from the smallest annoyances to the biggest threats and they do not take kindly to someone messing with their partners.

If you mess with one Vee you mess with all three.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees #valentino #poly headcanons #polyamory #vox #poly vees

116 notes · View notes

hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog · 3 months

Note

DomesticStaticradio Anon here for more cute and fluffy moments to bring a smile to every Staticradio fans especially our great @hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog

-Domestic Charlie eventually grows up to be like her Canon self but has a more pragmatic approach and less princess fairy tale motif, think Merida type of tough Princess cause she has two dads (Three with the eventual reunion with her bio one)

-Domestic Charlie got the idea of the hotel because of how loving papa and daddy are to her and thought she is a miracle baby brought by daddy's precious pet Vark to them as a miracle.

(Alastor: A miracle, really?!

Vox: Well she is our miracle! I don't think we can get a kid in Hell let alone adopt her as our own and disguise as our own!

Alastor: I already told the listeners she was born from our static!

Vox: I think Vark bringing her is more cuter!

Alastor: I will not have our daughter think she came from a shark mon bijou!)

-Domestic Charlie inherits Alastor's love of smiling all the time even at her enemies then slowly breaks them. Also while she is still the sweet Charlie we know, she may or may not have the propensity to have the ability to thoroughly roast her enemies and may have eaten bloody meats (not humans/sinners of course)

Domestic papa Alastor may or may not have cried out of pride.

-However there is a small portion of the Hotel Charlie has as a sort of rent a venue for any occasions or shoots to keep the funds going, courtesy of Domestic Vox. She has the latest tech from Voxtech for her hotel and is like a genz type of expert at tech.

Yes there were lots of tears of happiness from daddy Vox that day.

- Papa and Daddy hated that Seviathan boy, they were glad he is out of their little girl's life.

-As with the Susan post, Alastor and Vox have a date night every week, sometimes just ended up cuddling one another in bed, a few kisses here and there, mostly rubbing their nose/forehead against one another while hugging.

-Rosie is the aunt we go to for advice.

-Velvetter is the aunt we go for bail money.

-Vaggie is the fave of all Charlie's dad.

-Charlie not only had a goth phase but she also had a tiktoker influencer phase.

Alastor blames it on Vox's influence.

-Charlie cannot swear unless push to.

Vox blames it on Alastor.

-When finding out that the two are married, Rosie and Velvette are not happy to learn they marry without them as bridesmaid! The nerve!

-They were placate upon hearing a second public wedding.

-Zestial is please to officiate.

-Valentino drank an entire stockhold of beer that day.

This is so fucking sweet I'm going to lay on the floor and cry

#ask #staticradio #domestic au

67 notes · View notes

onesidedradiostatic · 3 months

Note

I like to think the hotel doesn't even realize that Alastor effectively has a stalker in the form of Vox. Like, legit, had Angel not specifically pointed out that the camera Sir Pentious was using was VoxTech brand and the Vees were spying on them (something only Angel would be concerned about because of Valentino), they probably wouldn't have ever known or been concerned about being spied on. Heck, it's entirely possible that they didn't hear or know about the very public way Alastor had roasted Vox since that could only have happened a few hours beforehand and it's entirely possible they heard about it after the fact.

My point is, hotel not knowing about Vox stalking Alastor and when they find our they legit don't know if they should even be concerned over it. Alastor is the Radio Demon after all...

alastor went to his radio tower which is at the hotel shortly after his trip to the tailor, so whether or not the hotel crew heard at least alastor's part of stayed gone depends if they were at the hotel at the time ig??? aside from the radio tower being like AT the hotel, there's also a radio in the main room so if they were there they had to at least heard alastor. although I do think it'd be incredibly funny if they just straight up didn't know about vox and alastor's connection other than maybe husk LMAO. I do want to see the hotel crew finding out if they didn't already hear though, gotta see their reaction to learning vox tried to ask alastor out

if they were concerned about it though I'm sure alastor would just tell them not to worry because I'm pretty sure alastor barely sees the vees as a threat

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor

62 notes · View notes

danipedrosas-boatest · 8 months

Text

Bad meme, @eneabastianini23

#motogp #moto gp #valentino rossi #vr46 #monster #monster energy #not a race #motogp meme #my memes #this is so bad I am so sorry #I don’t know why I made this #please roast me

13 notes · View notes

evermore-fashion · 1 year

Text

Met Gala 2023: My Top 5 Men’s Looks

I’ve had a few messages asking for my favourite men’s look from the Met Gala 2023, despite the fact I wasn’t overly enamoured by what I saw from the men this year. So I thought I’d share with you all my top 5 men’s looks as there were a few that I did like even though I feel like the women shined a lot brighter when it came to their outfits.

Like before this post is just my opinions on fashion, it’s not absolute and you’re all welcome to either agree or disagree with me.

1. Conan Gray wearing Balmain I won’t lie. I roasted Conan for his 2022 Met Gala look so I was really surprised to see he had stepped it up with this amazing outfit from Balmain. Every time I look at it I fall more in love with it because it’s both masculine and feminine from head to toe. Plus I love how the pearls are placed throughout his outfit as well the fan that just adds that touch of flamboyance thats needed for an outstanding Met Gala look.

2. Brian Tyree Henry wearing Karl Largerfield Just like Conan, Brian nailed his look which was obviously helped by the fact he was wearing an outfit from the late designer. Regardless though, I felt it suited Brian to tee even with the large ruffle coat that oddly didn’t overwhelm him nor did it detract from twist on an the classic men’s suit thats become a trend in recent years.

3. Eddie Redmayne wearing Alexander McQueen Eddie seems to be a spokesperson for the McQueen brand these days as I don’t think I’ve ever seen him wear another designer when it comes to public events. The suit itself is a classic suit but I love the silver broaches and how they are placed from shoulder to shoulder with a drop on his chest and connected by chains. It looks like expensive raindrops and I love it. Also I love Hannah's classic McQueen gown, they compliment each other perfectly.

4. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs wearing Sean John Whilst I’m not a fan of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs I can’t help but love his look, even if it’s from his own fashion house. The look compliments the theme perfectly whilst still being a haute couture look that you can tell is more about Sean than Karl Lagerfield. Overall it screams modern vampire who’s there to steal the limelight (and probably your blood) and I’m honestly here for it.

5. Pedro Pascal wearing Valentino I don’t know why but I really love the whole look on Pedro. Perhaps it’s the vibrant red that just like Salma Hayek’s gown, was actually palette cleanser from all the black & white that graced the stairs of the Met Gala. Or perhaps it’s because Pedro is killing it in The Last of Us as well as The Mandalorian and is the internet’s heartthrob. All in all I can’t not love this look and it just goes to show that he can wear anything and still look handsome.

#Personal #Fashion #Met Gala 2023 #Menswear

259 notes · View notes

chaifootsteps · 20 days

Note

Log Anon here

While some of it might not make sense, I’m gonna roast the hell of outta Valentino dripless ass.

Bro looks like he can’t get within 500 feet of a school, he looks like the type of guy to expose himself to strangers in alleyways, bro so poor he uses his damn wings for a coat, his ass stole the Drip King Sir Pentious top hat and wore it worse, guy got the worlds biggest neck beard and it goes the full 360, he got them red dyed dentures, he’s a moth but he’s just the stick figure I drew in kindergarten, man be literally seeing red with red eyes and rose tinted glasses.

How can someone be a pimp and only have heart glasses, a belt buckle and ONE gold chain, knowing this broke fool I bet that chain is made from aluminium, there’s no bling on his fingers meaning he failed Pimp 101, man such a simp he lost his diamonds to drug addict eboy spider-man, his purple shirt and white trousers looks nice but it makes him look like a rich white boy who still suck on his mama’s tits, bro has a heart shaped belt buckle so large it’s triple his dick size, them shoes so weak he should be in prison.

Valentino so fashionless that an invisible man from The Powerpuff Girls beats him. He got drip so weak that being near the Texas Pimp Hank Hill would kill him. His pimp fit so bad that he needs lectures from The Mask featuring Jim Carry’s legendary yellow pimp fit. His red and white ‘coat’ so basic that the Austin Power’s blue and white fur coat would steal his employees in a damn snap. Imagine wearing red so bad that Willy Wonka looks like the drip king in comparison.

Boom Roasted.

#Anonymous #image reply #actual blog post

32 notes · View notes

silamander · 2 months

Text

Shootin' the shiz with Silas: Is Vox stronger than Alastor?

I've seen that a lot of people are under the impression that Alastor is stronger than Vox, but me personally? I doubt that's the case. I believe that Vox is actually just as strong, if not stronger than Alastor.

Let's dive into it, shall we?

My main point of evidence is that Vivzie confirmed that the Vee's will be the main villains in season two of the show. So, from a logical standpoint, why make them the main villains if Alastor could beat Vox in a fight? And if Al can beat Vox he could very likely beat Valentino and Velvette too. If that's the case it's gonna be hard to take any of them seriously as legitimate threats.

And remember, Val said that Alastor 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 beat Vox. Meaning that Vox either fled with his tail between his legs, or the fight ended in a tie.

And this fight likely happened at the height of Alastor taking down powerful overlords, as described in Mimzy's monologue, and yet he never killed any of the Vee's?

The way I see it, yes, Vox is bitter because Alastor rejected his offer to join The Vees. But Vox's narcissistic ass can't handle Alastor never taking him seriously, let alone respecting him as an equal, despite the fight they had likely ending in a tie. He's still scared of him, obviously, not that he'd admit it. Cause despite the power levels between them, Alastor still poses a threat to everything he and the other Vee's have built. On top of that, Vox almost fucking beat him, and yet he never acknowledges him? Doesn't show him any sort of respect? He just can't stand it.

Alastor's arrogant ass thought he could beat Adam in a one on one fight, so he probably has no problem roasting the fuck out of someone who's just as powerful as him, maybe even more powerful. Probably to save face and cope with the fact that Vox actually came close to beating him, y'know, cause he's Al.

Now, this is just my personal opinion, and I could always be proven wrong when season two comes out. But I wouldn't underestimate Vox.

#hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor the radio demon #this show and all it's tragic little gays lives in my head rent free #this is my first time doing a long analysis post like this so I hope the stuff I said made sense

21 notes · View notes

thishazbinsomeincorrectquotes · 17 days

Text

Valentino: "I go to work and people roast me for having a kidney stone, then I come home and get roasted as well by my friends, I see how it is." Velvette: "I'm sorry Kidn... Valentino!" Vox: "It will pass."

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #hazbin vox #hazbin vees

18 notes · View notes