i used to be friends with this one guy who got kinda famous in a specific fandom for a (super unfunny) joke and when i tell u he was one of the most off putting individuals i've ever talked to?? h

e wasn't trans but he made a bunch of really weird jokes about trans people, like he couldn't get trans people out of his brain. he also claimed he wasn't racist because he "ate black pussy" before WHICH IS SO WILD BECAUSE LIKE?? WHAT?? THAT'S LIKE SAYING UR NOT RACIST BECAUSE U HAVE BLACK FRIENDS BUT WEIRDER 😭😭 he was also really fatphobic and claimed it was bc he's fat, but i've seen him before and he very much was not. super weird guy.

he also made a bunch of goofy allegations about people. like he would call people groomers all the time. but in my personal experience, he would bring up nsfw topics all the time?? i just know if i'd turned 18 before i stopped being friends with him he'd try to say some whack ass shit about me when he was the one being a freak in the first place 😭😭 like he claimed some girl groomed him because HE ASKED HER ABOUT A SEXUAL TOPIC AND SHE EXPLAINED IT TO HIM??? LIKE BRO WHAT THAT ISN'T GROOMING THAT'S EDUCATION WHY WOULD YOU ASK IF YOU DIDN'T WANNA KNOWWWWWWW

Just take it from me.

Suptober - Day 11 || Epic [x] [inspired by @thefriendlypigeon trueform Cas art!]

light: when i was talking to ryuzaki he--oh by the way ryuzaki ive been saying "he" but what do you prefer L: interesting. do you think this could be relevant to the kira case, yagami-kun? light: no, just curious. light: (is this a trap? would kira care about something like masculinity? no... kira is a paragon of justice. he would never misgender someone.) L: maybe yagami-kun thinks that a name and a face are not enough. does he think kira may also need a gender? light: interesting theory. is that why you don't have pronouns in your bio, ryuzaki? light: (ive got him. the other officers will never respect him if they find out L is a transphobe! wait, they're cops. damn it. has this all been for nothing?) L: ive actually taken the liberty of making fake pronoun pins for everyone in the squad, to ensure your security. here, yagami-kun. or should i say... yagami-chan. light: neopronouns?! (do i give off nya/nyam/nyaself vibes? or is this another clever ruse? he still hasn't even told me his own pronouns...) ryuk: hey, light. don't forget about the deal. the shinigami eyes would let you see anyone's pronouns at a glance. light: (forget it! im not giving up half my life just to they/them ryuzaki!) L: id just like to flag for the audience that im aware this is a stupid bit but don't worry it's over now

Death Note characters ranked on how good they are at driving, from worst to best:

Near: I'm sorry, but he's not reaching the pedals. Like, if you could strap his brain to a car and make him psychically drive it, he'd do better than most people on this list. But in a regular car he'd unfortunately struggle. Maybe he can control the gas/brake while Rester steers, or vice-versa.

Matsuda: I just know that he gets distracted by every little thing. Funny road sign? New song on the radio? Discussing murder notebooks with his passengers? He suddenly forgets that he's in the middle of changing lanes.

Ide: Better than Matsuda because at least he keeps his damn hands on the steering wheel. He's considerably worse if Matsuda and/or Aizawa are bickering in the car with him, though.

Misa: Her placement can be shifted up/down a few spaces depending on your definition of "good". She will get you to your destination 10 minutes earlier than you expect, but multiple traffic laws will be broken on the way.

L: Look, I know he piloted a helicopter in canon without a license, but the sky doesn't have lanes or traffic lights. He can figure out how to drive the vehicle, sure, but his driving is chaotic and only marginally better than Misa's overall.

Light: Like L, he probably doesn't have a license and could work his way around a car. Unlike L, he wants to look like the perfect law-abiding citizen and will try his best to drive like one. He ends up going a bit under the speed limit because of this. L finds his behavior highly suspicious.

Aizawa: Completely average driver, other than the occasional bout of road-rage. Or Matsuda-rage, if a certain idiot is messing with the AC again.

Mogi: Also completely average, but goes completely silent while driving (except when working as Misa's manager). Is he focusing on the road, or does he just not feel like talking? Nobody knows.

Mello: Prefers motorcycles, but is shockingly capable at driving a wide variety of vehicles just fine. He'll even obey the law if he isn't actively committing a crime in said vehicle.

Soichiro: We saw him smash that car into Sakura. Dude managed to make that look cool as hell. When not breaking and entering TV studios, though, he's probably very good at going the speed limit and following traffic laws and all that boring stuff (he is a cop, after all).

Matt: Roughly half of his experience driving is from Mario Kart and GTA, but he can still somehow Tokyo Drift IRL. Theoretically, these could be points against him (see L's placement), but he's so bafflingly good that Rule of Cool makes him the best by default. My point is that he could drive normal, but where's the fun in that?!

Keanu Reeves The ARCH Origin Story

L, but I got to make his character design

christmas tales

2023.12.11

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

You are fucking disgusting. Kill your self.

MY FIRST HATE ASK EVER OMFG

i love this because i got a different ask at the exact same moment from someone else talking about how much they want me <<33 humanity’s dissonance

me n who ?!?!?!? ME N WHO GUYS ...

picrews: 1 2 3 4

mking silly girlfailure picrews are the only thing saving my sanity which took quite a number of blows today ( its hanging on by the measliest thread but i think its better to consider it go n e )

anyways i wanna make a silly tag game so we are going to make a silly tag game because in the wise words of martin luther king i think wait it was probably gandhi "be the change you wish to see in the world" arent i so cool guys im taking like the first step forward and :stareyes: ahahah

(no pressure) tags !! 🏷️ : @cienxpidity, @ilyuu, @anonbinaryweirdo, @suntoru, @tuesdayberries, @lume-nosity, @mrcrazyvillainvillainn, @ceneid, @amalythea, @xianyoon, @aeon-yao, @ryuryuryuyurboat, @auroratumbles, @snobwaffles, @the-white-void + everyone i probably forgot to tag (SPS IM SORRY) n anyone else whod like to join !!

L Change the WorLd Novel / Death Note Anime (2006)

Bonus: L Change the WorLd illustration / Episode 26

its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously

size kink be going feral when you think about someone bigger and stronger than you sitting on your hips and squeezing your sides mercilessly while you feebly struggle and try to pry their hand(s) away with both of yours to like,,, no avail. 🫣

Just Reo.