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housecow · 3 hours
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love making the mistake of moving quickly and then just feeling myself jiggle all over… wonderful 🥰
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housecow · 3 hours
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getting to the point crossing my legs is impossible 🥲 if my belly is at all between my legs it won’t happen
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housecow · 10 hours
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has anyone here been to costa rica… how is it for fat people…
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housecow · 10 hours
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Butter Crunch Chocolate Chip Cookies
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housecow · 13 hours
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Something annoying but kinda hot is how on tumblr mobile it zooms in videos instead of fitting them to width so parts of your hanging flab get cut out but its hot because that means your fatass is just THAT much wider 😵‍💫
i’ve noticed this too!!! if you swipe down on the video as soon as it plays you should get the full vid… maybe i should change the orientation of how i film haha, sorry about that!!
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housecow · 14 hours
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i have a surprising amount of socks with cows on them
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housecow · 1 day
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Grilled salmon tacos with strawberry avocado salsa
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housecow · 1 day
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yes, the top of my boobs are a place to rest my hands now :3
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housecow · 1 day
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Favorite onion variety?
i like them all for different purposes!!! i enjoy raw red onions the most, but they lose their flavor quickly i’ve found so i usually get white onions to dice up and keep in the fridge.
white onions go best on sandwiches… yellow/sweet onions are best for frying or caramelizing!!! all onions are good onions ❤️❤️❤️ ESPECIALLY the lil pearl onions i love those fuckers
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housecow · 1 day
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I’m sure you’ve been asked this a dozen times, but what are requirements you look for in a partner? Obviously feedism is a part of it but also in general?
And to spice it up… what’s something you look for that you think is unique?
fun questions tbh :)) ideally i’d be with a feeder ofc but honestly. i like when we can just talk for hours? being a good texter is also a huge part of it!! like if you can match my energy things are guaranteed to go well pretty much loll!! having a lot of knowledge on topics i’ve never looked into before, being well-read, being an adventurous eater… all are huge pluses in my book! i love just listening to people go on about what they’re passionate about :))
other things—i don’t really like to use labels for anything but. i’m queer and guess i’d fit more into the “demisexual” category if i used it. i’m not one to hook up and if im gonna sleep w someone i need to know them and respect them lol!! i’m also basic asf in that i’m attracted to the usual.. tall, dark, handsome types lol 😭 but honestly i have a weak spot for guys w lighter colored hair. also facial hair and body hair is 😳
OH also liking nature and enjoying spending time outside is huge for me !!!
as for unique.. they must enjoy onions or else
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housecow · 2 days
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if i don’t go camping and fuck in the forest soon i fear i may wither away and die
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housecow · 2 days
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A slow heavy waddle is one of the best things you can get to ensure your long term obesity. I’m never getting my fitness back now when it’s a feat of endurance to waddle my fat ass more than two blocks down the street.
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housecow · 2 days
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there’s just something about getting plump because a partner spoils you so much. imagine meeting someone you haven’t seen in a while and watching their eyes linger on your overfed tummy while they say ‘they’re really looking after you, huh?’
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housecow · 2 days
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all i need is a feeder to float n drink w me this summer UGH
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housecow · 2 days
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but also hear me out - take your feedee on hikes so you can stuff them at the destination and watch them struggle to waddle back, taking twice as long to reach the car 😈 bonus points if you stop for a bag of fast food and some ice cream on the way home 😋
As they huff and puff on our way back, I chime in "Aww, what's the matter? You made it all the way up here. What's wrong?", as if I didn't repeatedly assure them another helping from our picnic or an extra snack wouldn't hurt.
Of course we'd have to stop there AND back for food, gotta make sure my girl has enough energy for the hike after all.
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housecow · 2 days
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WHOOPS i am gonna post that pic probs tomorrow 🫣🫣
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housecow · 2 days
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I wanna be fattened to dependency and treated like a princess ❤️
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