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tennant-the-tigger · 1 year
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The big brother she deserves
My Stranger Things Art | Steve’s Mcnuggets |
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musicalchaos07 · 2 months
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i. was. deprived. of messy, lowkey toxic exes stevenancy.
We ALL Were.
But also. Trauma. Bonded. Apocalypse coworkers. stevenancyjonathan
("where are you going?" "to get them the hell out there" I CRY)
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steddieasitgoes · 10 months
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Steve’s parents leaving him home alone more and more after the Fall of 1983. Half the time they don’t even tell him in advance, he just finds out from a note left on the kitchen counter and $10 to cover pizza.
Steve waking from a nightmare, friendless, alone (let’s pretend he and Nancy didn’t get back together), and hungry. The fridge is empty and Bradley’s Big Buy is closed for the night. He tries to go back to sleep but his stomach won’t relent so he reluctantly gets dressed and drives 15 minutes to the 24 hour McDonalds in the next town over.
The same McDonalds where Eddie works the drive thru headset at on the weekends. He’s not exactly fond of the job and finds dozens of ways to make it more entertaining — like coming up with terrible nicknames for the company.
Steve is taken aback the first time the static drive thru speaker welcomes him to “McCrap-lds.”
It makes him smile for the first time in weeks.
Neither Steve nor Eddie recognize each others voices as they banter back and forth. Steve ask for recommendations, Eddie makes fun of him but gives in.
When Steve pulls up to the window he expects to meet the funny drive thru employee but he’s greeted with a tired middle-aged women instead. Apparently Eddie lost window privileges after an incident. Steve doesn’t ask questions.
When he wakes up from another nightmare a week later, he returns to the McDonalds and engages Eddie in more easy banter before ordering his food.
It becomes a habit — one he keeps up for the entirety of the summer of 1984.
Steve and Eddie never meet face to face but that doesn’t stop them from venting, joking, and sharing their McDonalds recommendations through a shitty drive thru speaker.
Then on the first day of senior year, Steve is in line for the terrible cafeteria food (it makes McDonalds look like a Michelin Star meal) desperately craving chicken McNuggets and sweet and sour sauce when he hears a familiar voice. He turns quickly, eager to finally learn who the mystery guy responsible for making him laugh at 3am in a McDonalds parking lot is only to find Eddie “the Freak” Munson waltzing across lunch table going on and on about how conformity is killing kids.
Steve’s in shock. How could the sincere and hilarious guy he’s been shooting the shit with all summer be The Freak?! But then Eddie’s foot catches on a lunch tray and he topples ass first to the floor. When he pops up he takes a dramatic bow and makes a joke — one that sends Steve into uncontrollable laughter.
Yep, Eddie “the Freak” Munson is McDonalds guy.
And Steve knows exactly what he has to do.
He figures out where Eddie’s locker is and then excuses himself two minutes before the dismissal bell so he can get himself into position. When Eddie saunters over to his locker at the end of the day, Steve is waiting for him.
“Think it’s time I cash in on that free sundae you promised me a few weeks ago.”
Eddie stares at Steve dumbfounded for a moment, mind reeling as he process what Steve is getting at.
“You, Steve “the hair” Harrington are the McDonalds guy? My McDonalds guy?”
“Well I’m certainly the McDonalds guy,” Steve says taking a step closer. “Buy me that free sundae first and then we can discuss me being your McDonalds guy.”
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flowers-that-sing · 1 year
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stranger things as things i or my friends have said
mike: why cry when you can die?
dustin: [mike] we’ve been over this
lucas: but i just think if you gave it a shot-
erica: was that a basketball pun?
lucas:
lucas: it was a vaccine pun
robin: you’re such a dumbass
steve: choke and die egotistical genius
robin: love you
steve: love you too
lucas: GIMME GIMME GIMME-
max: a FUCKING BREAK
will: not to be gay or anything but i just think you’re so.
mike: you’re not gay? then what in the fruitcake mcnugget am i?!
will: arent you a girl today
mike: …WAIT…
el: whoa ive never heard this song before whats it called?
dustin: …we like to party?
mike: THE VENGABUS IS COMING-
el: and you ruined it for me.
joyce: so, my old girlfriend-
jonathan: wait your WHAT
joyce: my girlfriend?
jonathan: YOU’RE GAY?!
joyce: i’m bi, i thought you knew this
jonathan: NO WONDER YOU KNEW ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND
joyce: no, everyone knew about your boyfriend. no gaydar required.
argyle: dude, how are you high right now
eddie: i’m not
argyle: …are you sure?
eddie: how are you NOT high right now
argyle: it was catnip.
hopper: …i mean i guess i can’t be mad about that.
side note: none of these friends do drugs. i do not know what was going on. there is no context that can help
steve: are you drunk right now?! how?!?! theres no alcohol here! how would you even get alcohol?!?!
eddie: i thought the vanilla extract was alcohol free
steve: WHY WERE YOU DRINKING VANILLA EXTRACT
eddie: IT WAS FOR TUMBLR
(at around midnight)
argyle: bro… you know the saying bros before hoes
jonathan: yeah bro
argyle: but what if your bro IS your hoe…
jonathan: bro…
argyle: hoe…
el: sorry i was just being silly
hopper: you were in the washing machine
el: it reminds me of the womb
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crazycookiecrumbles · 2 years
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Meatball Hero
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A/N: Second to last chapter! This will conclude the main story and the final chapter will be an epilogue, I think
Pairings/Characters: Frank Castle x Reader, Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steven Grant, Marc Spector, Steve Rogers
Warnings: violence, gore, wrist cutting, beatings, tony’s annoying mouth, peter and steven being big ass dorks
Summary: Can Frank fight his own nature and instinct to kill when it comes to you, or is the whole world doomed?
Previous Chapter: McNuggets
WC: ~6k
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You and Tony struggled, but you made it. You both felt like shit, but you were in a rush, and you needed to make sure you got there before Marc did, because you knew he didn’t have any issue with not sparing Frank for the greater good. 
When the two of you arrived at the museum, you parked the car and sat there for a moment just looking around. Everything seemed so peaceful. There were kids and their families walking around without a care in the world, tourists taking pictures of all the sights, and then there was Tony, sitting in the back, pouting like a child.
“I should’ve put up another suit in space closer to this hemisphere,” Tony mumbled. “Can’t believe I let you talk me out of it.”
“I’m the one that told you to do exactly that, and you called me a square and not to worry so much,” you turned to glare at your father who blinked twice before shrugging.
“Okay. No need to brag about your great ideas,” Tony scoffed as he leaned forward from the backseat and rested his chin on your shoulder. “You should call one of them, see how close they are. We need to make a timeline, and knowing Peter, he’s probably been on Instagram this entire time, so, tracking won’t matter.”
“…God damn it,” you muttered and took out your phone. With a quick press of a few buttons, you held the phone up and put it on speaker.
“Hey, Y/N!” Peter’s excited voice came through. “Are you okay?”
“We’re fine,” you said, listening to the background noise that was indescribable to you. “What am I hearing?”
“Oh, that ‘whooshing’ thing? Frank kind of drives like a maniac,” Peter explained.  “I’ve never been in a car going this fast before. I almost threw up! Also, I’ve never stolen a car before. Hey, listen, I know it’s super wrong and a bad thing to do….but I kind of feel awesome.”
“Jesus Christ, the kid’s gonna add auto theft to his resume. Well, at least it’s before he’s 18,” Tony sighed.
“Right,” you cleared your throat. “So you’re with Frank, you two are okay?”
“Yeah, we’re okay. We should be there soon, in, like, an hour, maybe. Will the museum be open?”
“Yes, but that doesn’t really matter. We can always — “
“Another crime! Sick. It’ll be my last crime. I kind of hope we break into the museum so I can add that to my list and then never do this again so — “
“Sweetie, can you put Frank on the phone, please?”
“Oh, yeah, sure.”
Tony watched as you thanked Peter and took the call off speaker. When you brought the phone to your ear, Tony scoffed that you were depriving him of novella-worthy drama. You rolled your eyes and told him to shut up as you turned away from him and waited to hear Frank’s voice.
Meanwhile, Frank took the phone from Peter and exhaled quickly before holding it up to his ear and keeping it there with his shoulder. He cleared his throat, sweat beads suddenly form across his brow as he waited to hear your voice, “Hey, Princess.”
You beamed, heat flooding your cheeks as you curled in on yourself and relished the sound of his voice, “Hey there, stranger. Long time no chat.”
“Yeah,” Frank grunted. “Look, I’m sorry —“
“I’m sorry,” you repeated, “If it weren’t for me —“
“If it weren’t for you, I’d be an emptier, unhappy man,” Frank said quietly, hating how Peter was sitting there pretending like he wasn’t hanging on his every word, but obviously was doing so given how he was closing the windows in the car to better be able to hear him. “Shit happens, Y/N. This? This is a pretty big pile of shit we’ve stepped in, but we’ll get out of it.”
You snorted at his descriptive choice of words and fiddled with the hem of your shirt, “Still, it’s my fault. And I know Peter must’ve told you by now what we had to do.”
“He did. And I Want you to do whatever it takes, you understand?”
“Yeah, yeah. I’m going to get you out of this Frank, I promise.”
Franks sighed, “Princess, if you can’t —“
“I will.”
“You can’t let him take over. He’ll destroy everything, he’ll — “
“He’ll get what’s coming to him. But he won’t come out, okay? I’m going to make this right, and I’m going to be the one to protect you, got it?”
Frank snorted to himself, “Buys me pizza, protects me from gods, you’re a special kind of woman.”
“Damn right I am,” you replied. “Get here soon. Okay? Let’s end this. We’ll go on a date, my treat.”
“Nah, my treat, how about that?” Frank grinned. “I’ll see you soon. Here’s the kid. I lo—” he stopped himself when he realized what he was going to say. He couldn’t do that to you, no. It was far too much of a cliche. This wouldn’t be the first time he said that, it couldn’t be. Hell, he could barely believe he was actually even going to say that.
Him?
The last woman he said that to was gunned down at a carousel, and now he almost said it to you before facing a certain death.This was….this was awful. He shouldn’t do this, he couldn’t do it. That was unfair to say, because what if he didn’t make it? Hell, what if you didn’t even think about him in that way and he was just putting the pressure on you? It was stupid. It was so, so stupid. He couldn’t do that to you.
He didn’t.
Without saying another word, he handed Peter the phone.
Peter could feel the tension radiating off of Frank, and said nothing. Instead, he said he was back on the phone to grab your attention.
Meanwhile, you were wondering if you should’ve said something more to Frank, but you didn’t want to jinx what was to come. Then, when he stopped himself, you wondered if maybe you were moving too fast, and the speed was what made him stop. Maybe he felt pressured. Maybe you had feelings for him that weren’t exactly reciprocated yet.  Maybe you were just further along in your feelings of this relationship than him. Maybe it was better no one said anything at all. This wasn’t the time nor the place, you all had a mission.
“Peter, I’m going to need you to suit up and be ready,” you began. “I want you hiding like a creepy little spider with the vase until I say so. Okay?”
“Okay,” Peter nodded. “Do I tell —“
“No,” you shook your head. “We still need an element of surprise and you’re going to stay the cute little intern who is just along from the ride.”
Peter turned bright pink, “I’m not cute…I’m handsome.”
“That is the cutest thing you’ve ever said.”
“You’re embarrassing me,” he whined, which made you laugh at his anguish. “So…I’ll just text you?”
“Yeah. We’re going to go in first and try to find the entrance to get underground to that old temple, we’ll scout the place out. I’ll see you soon, Peter. Be safe!” You hung up and looked to your dad who was shaking his head.
“Should’ve said you loved him. You know, every drama movie or show would’ve had you say it.”
“Shut up.”
You and Tony prepared the best you could. You cleaned yourselves up, even though you were sure one or both of you had concussions. There was no suit of armor for backup, given that it was still in flight to that location and wasn’t going to be there just yet. Tony, without telling you, made a call for some extra help, but it likely wasn’t going to be there in time either. You still had your whip, he had his blaster, and you had a knife left behind in the hotel room by Frank, and the two of you were just going to have to deal with what you had the best you could. 
After a little while, the two of you entered the museum. Tony immediately went straight to the gift shop to see if there was anything he could buy for Pepper. He was humming to himself and going through a selection on the countertop when you walked over and elbowed him in the gut. He hissed that he was being perfectly normal and casual while you were being an ‘annoying try-hard.’ A smack to the back of his head reminded him that you were being a ‘try-hard’ for a very specific reason.
As the two of you strolled through the museum and looked around, you noticed a heavy metal door that when you walked by it, you could feel a strong gust of wind blowing underneath the crack in the door. You nodded to Tony who studied the door quickly and seemed to nod in agreement with you that that could be a potential opening.
“You know what would be funny?” Tony leaned against the wall casually while you began to text Peter, “If everyone in here was actually a cult member and not just an employee. How hilarious would that be?”
“Given how fucked up we both are from that crash? Not very, dad,” you muttered.
Tony hummed, “That’s a pity, because I think you could use a laugh right now.”
“I just don’t see how that’s funny at a time like this,” you put your phone away and looked up to see what Tony had mentioned was actually coming true. The employees of the museum, which now, suddenly, seemed very empty, were walking towards the two of you and cornering you.
“I hate you,” you sighed. “I really, really hate you.”
“Eh, relax. We can take them,” Tony replied.
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Frank didn’t park by the museum. He ditched the car a quarter of a mile away. Peter and him walked side by side, Frank’s head on a swivel as he watched every single person to make sure they weren’t trying to attack him or Peter. Meanwhile, Peter was completely calm and casual as he walked alongside him and simply relied on his spidey senses.
As they approached, Frank took Peter behind a tree behind the museum and dropped his duffel bag on the ground. Frank took off the jacket he had been wearing, dropped it on the bag, and rolled the sleeves of his shirt up to his elbows as he pulled out his bulletproof vest and studied it for a moment.
“I can’t believe she let you take that,” Peter remarked.
“Well,” Frank cleared his throat. “She doesn’t have to know. Here, you wear it.”
“What? I can’t! You need it. I — “
“Kid,” Frank looked around before settling a hand on his shoulder. “That museum right there? Trap.”
“How do you know?”
“It said it was closed, but it’s business hours, and I bet if you call Y/N she won’t answer. Plus, they’ve got guys on the windows and security is keeping people off the steps.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah,” Frank nodded. “You stay out here and keep that vase and your ass safe, got it? When it’s safe, when it’s cleared out, we’ll tell you to come in. Okay?”
Wow, this was even easier than he thought. Peter nodded enthusiastically and looked behind Frank before looking back at him, “You’re not going to kill anyone, right?”
Frank groaned, “No. Even though it’d be easier.”
“So, like, do you even know how to sneak then?”
“You’re a real smart ass kid, you know that? You sound just like Y/N.”
Peter shrugged, “I think she copies me because I’m pretty cool.”
Frank blinked, “Yup. Sure.”
“Wow.”
He shook his head and nodded, “Okay. You be safe. If anything happens to you, I’m fucked. You can throw a punch, right?”
“I knocked out that guy in the bathroom!”
“Just let me see. Do you know what to do if someone’s got a knife to you?”
“I’m fine—“
Frank wanted to prove that Peter wasn’t fine and that he should listen to him and take a moment to practice. Peter surprised Frank when the man pretended like he was going to stab him in the gut. Peter slapped Frank’s hand down, deflected his other hand, and shoved Frank back with just a little bit of his strength, surprising the man who looked at him in shock.
“I uh, learned a few things,” Peter argued. “School, they had an instructor come in once during gym class. Some kid had gotten mugged. Right outside the school! It was crazy. I don’t remember what it was. Could’ve been money. That makes sense. Honestly, it could’ve been his shoes, shoes are important — “
“Okay, okay, I got it,” Frank said, interrupting Peter’s horrible attempt at a lie. “Just stay here, stay low, and keep quiet, okay?”
Peter nodded, “Okay. And, Frank, be careful, please. Y/N would be really disappointed if something happens to you, and me too! I don’t know about Mr. Stark. He’s hard to read. I bet he’d care.”
Frank snickered, “Thanks, kid. Keep an eye on your phone.”
When Frank went to enter into the museum, Peter quickly made sure no one was around and changed into his suit. He too had a plan: sneak into the museum undetected, and hide until the time was right, except that he didn’t need to rely on his phone to know when. He himself had the perfect plan in mind.
Frank was very careful not to kill anyone was he entered the museum. He realized he had to pull his punches and hold back on his own strength just to knock people out, because this thing inside of him was making him stronger, turning him into the perfect killing machine. 
He found the heavy door you had spotted earlier, but it was wide open. It was a dead giveaway that this was a trap. They were waiting for him. They knew he was coming, and because you were nowhere in sight, Frank knew that you were in danger.
He followed the spiral staircase down, finding himself in a cavernous area lit by torches along the walls every couple of feet. He was quiet as he navigated the underground. He realized he was approaching what had to have been the fallen temple remains when he saw broken marble pillars and heaps of stone the closer he got. He was amazed when he entered a clearing and saw a temple in much better condition that he had imagined. The roof was mostly gone and on an angle, one pillar had a massive crack down the middle while the others were missing chunks of them or gone completely, but the building itself was in tact. Frank steeled himself and marched towards it, intent on finding you and maiming whoever had you.
The inside was lit with torches. The floor was dark, dirty, littered with animal carcasses and bones he couldn’t identify. The place stunk of death, and the walkway down to the altar was lined with people hiding under red cloaks, chanting quietly, standing there and waiting for him.
At the end of the aisle at the altar were two people on their knees. Tony was on one side, badly beaten, hands tied behind his back and two people holding him down by his shoulders. Beside him was you, just as hurt with your hands tied behind your back as well. You looked ashamed, upset with yourself for not having seen a trap like this a mile away like you figured Frank must have.
“Let ‘em go,” Frank grunted. “Let ‘em go and you can have me.”
Your head shot up, “No! Are you insane? No, Frank!”
“Ignore her,” Frank said as he walked closer to them. He stopped when a knife was held to your throat, and now Tony was shouting and struggling. “Just ignore her. I’m the vessel, you hear me? I’m the vessel! Let her go and you got me.”
“I would like to do that,” the man holding a knife to your throat said as he lowered his cloak. “But I, as Idean, loyal follower of Ares, understand, you, Mr. Castle, do not play well with others. I cannot simply take your word as promise to us as a vessel.”
Frank looked desperate, and you couldn’t remember seeing that look in his eyes before, not even when you were hurt at that warehouse that led to this entire situation. His eyes were big, his hands were up like he was pleading, and he was struggling with taking steps forward or rushing backwards to prove he wouldn’t attack them and make them hurt you.
“Please, I am begging. I am begging you, not to hurt her,” Frank began.
Idean looked to Frank and sighed, “I just can’t trust you.”
You felt the knife press into your skin and the sting made you wince. You quickly realized what was happening as the blade started to drag from one side of your neck. You were frozen in pain as you realized you were going to bleed out in front of Frank, who was going to lose his mind and kill everyone in the building before moving on to the world.
The blade stopped suddenly, and Idean collapsed to the ground. You looked down to see a small, tiny throwing knife embedded in his eye as he hit the ground. The knife in his hand fell to the floor, and you could feel blood slowly dripping from the side of your neck. You looked ahead quickly and saw Frank was standing perfectly still. Soon he was huffing and puffing, and when he looked at you, his eyes were glowing bright red.
Frank smirked as he stood taller. Finding his shirt confining, he ripped his shirt starting at the collar. It tore down his chest and he ripped off the rest of it, leaving him to stand there in his utility pants and boots and pound on his chest twice, “My loyal followers,” he began, in a voice you couldn’t recognize, “It’s time. Kneel before your conqueror, for I have returned.”
“You’re okay, you’re okay, good,” Tony breathed as he studied you. “He just missed the artery.”
“Yeah, and Frank didn’t miss,” you snapped. “Dad —“
“I know,” Tony nodded. “Underoos!”
Nothing happened. Instead, Frank whipped around and stared at Tony curiously. Tony laughed nervously and looked around for a certain someone ,but couldn’t find him.
“Where the fuck is he?”
“Sorry, sorry!” You heard Peter’s voice shout as he suddenly ran into the temple, the vase on his back. “I bumped into someone, but before that my fly got caught on my — never mind, you guys don’t need to know that part.”
You sighed to your father, “You brought him here, ya know.”
Frank whipped around to see Spider-Man, which meant absolutely nothing to him at the moment, but when he saw the vase his veins bulged in his body and he pointed at him, “Get my vase!”
“Shit,” you and Tony swore under your breaths.
Peter looked around quickly before jumping in the air and shooting his webs. He needed to be smart. He had to protect the vase, and himself, but he also needed to help you and Tony. Luckily for him, the person he bumped into also had a similar agenda.
Suddenly from behind you, you could hear the cultists that were watching you and Tony groaning. You tried to look behind you but winced and looked ahead instead. The rope behind your back suddenly fell and you were helped to your feet. When you turned around, you saw a man in all white once again. You thought back quickly to remember who was who, and you sighed in relief when you realized who the suit belonged to, “Steven!”
He nodded, two thumbs pointed at him, “Steven with a V! That’s me! Here to help, love. Franklin’s a little bonkers now, isn’t he?”
“Yeah, yeah, real wacky, Mary Poppins,” Tony snapped. “Spider-Man’s got the vase. We have to make sure he doesn’t break it, and we’ve gotta keep Frank from killing, well, all of us since he’s Ares.”
Steven nodded, “Okay. You two are, well, mangled. You stay here, I’ll deal with Franklin!”
Steven rushed down the steps and leapt into the air to kick Frank in the spine. The man didn’t budge. He turned around slowly, tilted his head to the side, and grabbed Steven by the throat before lifting him in  the air and slamming him down through the marble floor.
“Ouch,” Steven squeaked.
Tony quickly ripped part of his shirt and wrapped the cloth around your neck to stop the bleeding. You both went to your pile of belongings and grabbed what you had needed while they were all fighting, making sure to hide a knife up your sleeve. Peter was handling the cultists fairly easily, if not slowly to make sure the vase was okay. Tony used the little power left in his blaster to lend a hand, fighting through the pain he was in.
You turned your whip on its lowest setting and slowly stood up, holding onto a wall for support. Frank was wiping the floor with Steven who was trying very, very hard not to hurt him. Steven, having been thrown into another column, held his hand up and pointed a finger to the sky, “One sec, chap. Marc, you’re up, mate.”
Steven’s suit changed, which meant that Marc was now out to play. He went directly for Frank, leaping into the air and bringing a knee to Frank’s face. He ripped off his crescent darts and started slashing at Frank without care. The two were fighting and it was ugly. Frank took a hit that broke his nose, a stab to the gut several times with the darts, and he was still standing like nothing happened. Marc was going to kill Frank and force Ares out that way, and he was going to make sure he did it.
You couldn’t let him.
With your whip on its lowest setting, you grabbed Marc’s wrist as he swung at Frank and yanked him back. Frank used this to his advantage and delivered a devastating blow to Marc’s face that had his head snapping to the side. Another blow from Frank went to his knee, and you used this to yank Marc towards you again. When he was on his side and getting up, you stumbled over to him and held the knife threateningly to him.
“Don’t kill him. I can save him!”
Marc stared up at you, “You think you can stop me?”
“I’ll do what I must,” you replied.
Marc growled, “Then hurry the fuck up.”
You turned away from him and caught a glimpse of the scene. Frank threw Tony into a column, the man landing on the ground and barely able to move. Frank was going right for Peter, so you used your whip to grab Frank’s arm. Frank stopped walking and looked to his bicep. He laughed and yanked hard, which sent you flying towards him. Frank tossed your whip to the side and grabbed you around the throat to lift you clean off your feet.
“You could’ve been useful for breeding, pity,” Frank laughed in your face.
Your eyes widened, “Oh, no…do I have a breeding kink now?”
Ignoring you, Frank slammed you down into the ground. You yelped in pain and grabbed his forearm with one hand, one leg coming up to wrap around his arm as you tried to limit his movements, but it ended up doing nothing, “Frank, Frank, come on. It’s me! The annoying princess, right? Frank?”
There was a flash of those deep brown eyes, and you cried out realizing you had gotten through to him, “Frank!”
“Do it,” He growled, his body shaking violently as parts of him started to glow red and fight against Ares’ hold. “Do it!!! Now!”
“I love you,” you unsheathed the knife hidden up your sleeve and slashed Frank’s wrist. “Vase, now!”
“On it!” Peter swung in quickly and landed after a flip right beside you. He easily grabbed Frank’s shoulder and slammed him down into the ground,  missing how Frank stared at him in utter shock as he lay there bleeding. Peter took out the vase and quickly held it to Frank’s wrist to catch the blood. “It’s not enough—hey!” Peter dodged Frank’s other hand coming at him and quickly webbed it down. He saw Frank’s eyes were red again and he scoffed, “Behave, mister.”
“We need more blood,” you breathed as you looked at Frank’s arm before his entire body. He was losing a lot of blood already thanks to his fight with Marc, but he was still going. He was bleeding from every direction, his face was a mess, his body bruised and beaten. You didn’t want to do this, because now you really feared you couldn’t hold up your end of the promise of saving him.
“Cut down his wrist,” Peter said quietly. “The blood will flow more. I—I can web it after, seal it to stop the bleeding. We can do it. It’s okay,” Peter tried to be so supportive as he watched you squeeze Frank’s arm. “I—I’ll do it —“
“No,” you picked up the knife again. “Hold him down. I’ll do it.”
Peter webbed the rest of Frank’s body down, leaving his arm free for you. Frank was fighting against you, so Peter easily pinned his arm down while you sliced down Frank’s wrist and forearm. Around you, Marc and Tony were finishing up with the cultists, all the while you were bleeding Frank dry.
The color drained from Frank’s face, and slowly from the rest of his body. As you watched the blood fill the vase, you noticed how the vase began to glow red from the base of it all the way to the top. When Frank’s bleeding slowed, the vase glowed completely red, the blood absorbing into it, which made the red designs on the clay grow a vibrant color like they had been freshly painted. 
Peter quickly webbed Frank’s arm and the rest of his wounds while freeing him. You pushed the vase to the side and scooted over to drag his torso onto your lap while Marc and Tony approached.
“Hey, hey, can you hear me? It’s over, Frank. It’s over. Just hang on, okay? You just have to hang on for me,” you pled with Frank as he lay there completely limp. “Come on you stubborn motherfucker, you can’t die yet. Okay? You’re not dying, Frank! Come on give me something!”
“I’ll get rid of this,” Marc said quietly as he picked up the vase. “Somewhere where no one can get it and this won’t happen again.”
“Probably for the better,” Tony muttered. “Kid—“
“Yeah, Mr. Stark?” Peter looked over to him.
“You’re carrying the big guy.”
“That’s fine. I totally can.”
Marc looked at Spider-Man strangely, head tilting to the side. Suddenly, the suit changed and, once again, Steven was fronting as he rushed over to the young man and grabbed his shoulders, “Oh, my god! Are you the young lad? Peter? Are you the young lad from the museum, the one they keep talking about? That’s you, lad, you’re the little bug boy? Oh, my god, the things you can do! You stopped that man’s fist like it was an infant trying to strike you, that was impressive! Wow, look at you! You’re an impressive one, yeah? Way more than what meets the eye!”
“Oh my fucking god, this guy again,” Tony groaned and stared at the ceiling while pinching the bridge of his nose. “Guys, we need to go.”
“Yeah, right, sorry. I’m just—wow! Good for you, kiddo! Bloody amazing! I hope I don’t have to face you in a fight, but I’m mighty scrappy myself.”
“I saw! You’re really cool, and those dagger things? The crescent stuff?”
“My darts, yeah!”
“So sick!”
“Innit, though!?” Steven beamed. “I like you! You appreciate how cool it is. Marc’s just all, ‘it’s a weapon Steven, not a toy’ and I’m like, yeah, it’s a weapon all right, but it’s a really, really cool one now innit?”
“It sounds like he doesn’t appreciate the finer things in life.”
“He definitely never stops to smell the roses enough. If you ask me, he could use a lot more of that,” Steven replied. 
“Guys!” You shouted. “This is very cute. You may exchange phone numbers, but we need to go because if Frank dies, I’m coming after all of you!”
“Oh, I believe that,” Peter said quietly before picking up Frank absolutely effortlessly. “Let’s go. She scares me.”
“I’d never hurt you,” you sighed. “I’d embarrass you in front of your friends.”
“See? Scary,” Peter repeated to Steven quietly.
Steven nodded in agreement. The man slipped between you and Tony, put his arms around the both of you, and helped you to walk out of the underground. It wasn’t hard for anyone to see you were in pain. Forgetting the physical pain you had been in, you were very clearly distraught over Frank’s condition. Yes, the man had taken quite a few beatings, yes, he’d basically kissed death, but you’d never seen him look this bad before. This was terrifying. Were you really going to be the one that killed Frank Castle?
As you exited the museum, you felt a strong gust of wind. You all looked to the side to see a quinjet make a quick, rough landing and open up to reveal Steve jogging down towards you all.
“Oh, about time! You’re just extremely late and missed the party,” Tony said as Steve ran over to check on you all.
“What the hell happened?” Steve asked as he noticed Frank. “Is he —“
“Almost,” you said quickly.
Steve nodded to you, “Okay. Let’s get him in the jet and get him hooked up. We’ll make sure he’s stable until we get back to the tower. We’ll stop somewhere if we have to — I’m sorry, I don’t believe we’ve met,” Steve looked to Steven who shrieked.
“Captain America! Big fan! Love your work, love the shield! Hi, my name is Steven with a V! Truly a pleasure.”
“I hate him,” Tony whispered to Steve.
Steve sighed, “You hate everyone, Tony. Steven, it’s nice to meet you. Can we give you a lift?”
“Oh, no, no, that’s my ride over there,” Steven pointed to the white limousine waiting for him. “We’re going to go dispose of this vase, make sure it never happens again and all. Everyone take care! Pleasure working with you all! You know, except when Y/N threw us out the car, I get it, though, goodbye!”
You all watched as Steven ran to the car. Steve looked to all of you and tilted his head to the side, “Did he say ‘us’?”
“It’s a long story, which I can happily tell you as soon as we all get some drugs in us, except the kid, who has not a single scratch on him,” Tony said as you all piled into the jet. “Come on, buck up, Y/N. He’s not dead yet.”
“I actually am losing his pulse,” Peter said quietly as he brought Frank in. “So, whatever we can do for him, let’s do it now.”
“Oh, god, Frank,” you cried.
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It was a quiet walk by yourself. Everyone left you alone to do what you needed to do in order to feel better. They knew this was a fragile time, and you were just trying to do the best, do everything you could. With a deep breath, you rounded the hallway and entered the familiar medical wing. You nodded to the staff before entering the private room and shutting it behind you, flipping the switch to lower the curtains to give you even more privacy.
Sitting upright in the hospital bed was was Frank, pouting like a petulant child who had gotten his toy taken away from him. Most of his body was in bandages, and 3/4 of his face was still purple and bruised. You sighed as you walked closer to him and sat on the edge of his bed.
“You know, for a fancy tower, I thought, you know, you guys would have something better than this shitty purple jello,” Frank pouted as he put the cup down on the tray and stared at you. “It’s borderline torture, I would know.”
You hummed, “Well, maybe your tastebuds are broken considering you died about four times before we could land near a hospital for you.”
He blinked, “Okay. Fine. I deserved that one.”
“Uh huh,” you smiled softly. “But maybe something would make it taste better.”
“What’s that?”
You removed your hand from your back and slammed a brown bag down on the tray table. Frank stared at you curiously before a familiar smell filled his nostrils. His heart raced, you could hear it on the machine, and you grinned as he grabbed the bag in disbelief and opened it, “Oh, no you fucking didn’t.”
“Oh, yes, yes I did,” you beamed watching him pull out the sandwich from the bag and sniff it while it was still in its wrapping. “Meatball hero from Parm, extra sauce like you like it.”
Frank groaned as he set it down, “God, I fucking love you princess,” he exclaimed as he ripped open the wrapping. When he realized what he had said, his smile faltered slightly and his hand froze in the air before it came down on his tray table for him to drum on. “I uh,”
“You love me, huh, Frank?” You raised an eyebrow as you studied him. “Because I bring you meatball heroes?”
“No,” He muttered and looked down at the table.
“Well, now isn’t this cute? Shy, bashful Frank Castle. My, my, my, have I died and gone to heaven?”
He groaned, “You’re not funny. You’re such a pain in the ass.”
“Hmm, yeah, I may be, but I’m a pain in the ass that loves you,” you said, watching as he lifted his head ever so slightly to glance at you through the corner of his eye.
“You um, you what?” He asked, reaching up to scratch his head.
“I love you too, Frank Castle,” you smiled and grabbed his hand. “I love you. I wish I didn’t wait so long to say it, but I do. And if it scares you, too bad, you’re still stuck with me.”
“Ah, like a parasite,” Frank teased, sitting up a little taller, al little more confidently as he held your hand. “I love you, Y/N. You drive me crazy.”
You smirked, “I have that affect on people. Now, you gonna give me a bite of that hero, or what?”
“Oh, no, this is for me. Where’s yours?” Frank asked as he unwrapped the sandwich. “‘Cause this is all mine, because I’m hurt, ya know? Got possessed and all. I need this.”
“You won’t share with me?” You laughed, “Rude!”
“Nah, I’m kidding. Come on, put one of my balls in your mouth,” Frank said as he held up the sandwich to you.
You shook your head, “You’re an idiot, Frank Castle.”
“Yup, just another idiot in love. Go figure,” Frank winked at you around a mouthful of food. He leaned forward, ignoring the pain searing though his body as he reached up to cup the back of your head. He pressed his lips against yours, causing you to giggle from tasting the sauce on your lips as he kissed you. “I love you, Y/N. Thanks for saving my ass.”
“Just returning the favor, babe,” you smiled softly and kissed him on the lips. When he pulled away, you snatched his wrist, brought the sandwich to your mouth, and took a massive bite out of it, making him laugh and yell at you that you were abusing an injured man. 
After a few minutes of silence, Frank spoke, “I can’t fucking believe Peter fucking Parker is Spider-Man.”
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bowiebond · 2 years
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Okay I was thinking about that Harringroveson AU where Billy sees Eddie and Steve and the party on the beach after a series of abusive boyfriends that are his dad's age (and I wasn't sure that if I make a post and tag you your going to get it, since, yk, shadowban)
But like
Steve and Billy going to Eddie's concert, and Billy doing something actively dangerous in a way that can be seen from the stage
And Eddie between songs going into the mic like: "Also a PSA, Billy, stop being a fucking menace to society, thank you"
Because like Billy is a common name, only few people would figure out who he was addressing anyway
AND Steve having to not only pick up one boyfriend after the concert full of adrenaline and all pumped out, but also having to pick up another one after the mosh pit, equally es chaotic and manic at the moment, and then getting them both home safe
💙 billyhargrovesupsidedownshadow
All of Eddie's fans think he's just being sweet, making sure none of his fans get hurt in the mosh pit, but no, his boyfriend is just crazy and is about to get an elbow to the nose from a rando if he doesn't chill the fuck out.
Steve has so much trouble getting them home omg, Billy and Eddie are like 'what if we bar hop RIGHT NOW? And go terrorise a Denny's drunk. Thoughts babe, thoughts???' and Steve is like 'NO WERE GOING HOME TO B E D, GET IN THE CAR, EDMUND, WILLIAM.'
He can only convince them to get in if he lets Billy go to town on him while he drives, which is very dangerous, and grabs McNuggets too, but at least they'll get home before two am and sober, Jesus Christ.
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imsodishy · 11 months
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Can I be greedy 17-20 (or just pick whichever you want to answer I suppose) 💛
if you can be greedy and ask them all, then i can be greedy and answer them 💜
17. What’s something you’ve learned about while doing research for a fic?
I learned that while the filet-o-fish was introduce in '62, chicken mcnuggets weren't introduced until '81! (which blew my mind for some reason)
18. What’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic? (I'm cheating because it's a not yet /maybe never published fic, but i think it's funny, so)
“Why didn’t you tell me you’re too drunk to fuck?” Steve's laughing at him a little. Billy tries to get up on his elbows, fails. Tries again, gives up and just lies flat, eyes shut. “You don’t even listen’t the Dead Kednedys,” he burps, “Kendennys. The fuck'n,” he huffs, gives up on that too, “Whatever.”
19. Give us a small teaser from one of your WIPs.
from the next chapter of Act Like It
Billy wants a cigarette. Suddenly remembers that’s what he came out here for in the first place, so he starts digging through his pockets for the necessaries. “What does Max have to do with it?” Harrington says slowly. Billy mutters around the filter between his teeth, “The less she knows the better. She’s dangerous.”
20. What’s a favorite title for a fic you’ve written?
I enjoy Like a House on Fire, that's a fun one 😈
Thanks! 💜
writer ask game
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super-nova5045 · 2 years
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PSA: believing Mike is emotionally cheating on El and writing him as the moral villain in fanfiction is biphobic
(Disclaimer: I’m going to give y’all benefit of the doubt here because I get it. Fiction is just fiction, and you’re right on some level that Mike is being dishonest with her. You probably don’t mean any harm and you’re not intentionally biphobic. However, that doesn’t take away the harmful effects of this take.)
To begin this little ~announcement~ off, I’ll give some background info. For context, I’ve been seeing a lot of posts saying Mike is emotionally cheating on El, and just in general there’s a LOT of fanfictions that demonize bi Mike. Although I’m a gay Mike truther, I love the bi theory just as much (especially AS a bi person who had internalized homophobia and fell in love with their best friend) and it hurts me so much to see this villainization of Mike.
Emotionally cheating on El allegations??
I understand this take 100%, but let’s talk about how it’s not true and is borderline harmful. I think a common thing people forget is that there’s a big difference between actually cheating and genuinely being in love with someone else. Nobody said Nancy was cheating when she was comforted by Jonathan and was with Steve. Nobody said Joyce was cheating when she was close with Hopper and was with Bob. So why is it different for Mike, Will and El? Mike has never confided in Will on the same level Joyce and Nancy have with Hopper and Jonathan (respectively) while with El, and even if he has, El wasn’t present in any of the major Byler scenes (re: The Nina Project or, I don’t know, being assumed dead?!) thus, Mike couldn’t talk to her. Why is it such a crime for him to talk to his closest and oldest friend about his fears and insecurities?
Yes, Byler’s conversations did have romantic subtext, but we have to consider also that Mike wouldn’t have had any intention to cheat on El, nor did he have any intention to ‘flirt’ with Will. For all he knows, he’s just speaking to his best friend.
Not to mention, as talked about in this post, McNugget was bones in every Byler chat.
‘Crazy Together’ – El was considered dead, and Mike and her weren’t in a relationship.
‘Not Possible’ – This was just before El saying ily to Mike (for a reason). Mike and El weren’t in a relationship again/were ‘taking a break’.
‘Friends. Best Friends.’ – El had left for Nina with the chance that she could never see Mike again (Mike knew this, btw). Mike had thrown away her potentially last ever letter to him signed ‘From, El’ (a reference to their big fight that they ‘can’t come back from’) and was planning on going to Hawkins. This applies to the junkyard chat, too, and although Mike’s motive had changed, there was still no hope of finding El (no Nina number).
Making Mike the bad guy in fanfiction???
This is what, by far, bothers me the most. Recently I’ve seen a rise in ‘Mike cheats on El/does something awful to somebody (mostly El)’ fanfics, and this is so awful, especially when the Mike in these stories is queer.
First of all, let’s talk about the ‘Depraved Bisexual’ trope. This is how Devon Price defines it:
A Depraved Bisexual is a character, usually in a work of fiction, whose bisexuality is used as an indicator that they are untrustworthy, perverse, and morally corrupt. […] Because they cannot “decide” on a gender to be attracted to, the logic goes, they also cannot say no to anything sexual or pleasurable.
Examples of this trope are Frank Underwood, Cal Jacobs and Raoul Silva – all characters depicted as bisexual and evil antagonists – their bisexuality, as aforementioned, plays into their predatory nature; because if you feel attraction for both genders, surely that means you have no fidelity and morality.
Making Mike do things in fanfiction such as be with El but cheat with Will (or vice versa), or commit a heinous action (while being bi-coded), or both, is following this trope. While unintentional, it still deeply affects and hurts bisexual people - we are portrayed, once again, as cheating monsters who do awful things.
Not only this, but it’s incredibly OOC. While fanfictions are, as the name suggests, fan works of fiction, and being OOC is granted; making Mike, the albeit annoying, but kind-hearted, brave, compassionate leader do such awful things out of the blue? And be bi-coded? It seems clear to me why you’ve made him the antagonist.
I’m sure NONE of these lovely people had bad intentions or wanted to directly harm bisexual people. Once again, this is just their takes, and this is just mine. In summary, Mike isn’t emotionally cheating on El, purely because he has no intention to be, and while his relationship with Will is romantically-coded, most of the time he’s just confiding in and reassuring Will – which is not emotional cheating. Magic Schoolbus was also broken up every time that Byler talked – Mike can’t be emotionally cheating if he’s not in a relationship to start with. Finally, making Mike the bad guy who cheats and does bad things is following a harmful, biphobic trope and is quite offensive.
(again, not trying to start beef or anything. I, as a bisexual, just personally disagree with these takes and the amount of fanfictions that make Mike evil)
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secretly-larry-daley · 7 months
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SO—
I’ve got a few side blogs. And I’ve decided, today, I’d like to promote some! For RP purposes, of course!
@secretly-larry-daley (this is the blog you’re looking at right now!)
@richies-mcnugget (for some reason the @ isn’t show up. ANYWAY! This is Richie McPhee’s blog. Leslie’s little brother :))
@hey-its-steve-taylor (that’s another night guard)
@ill-steal-you-joanna (my girl Joanna! She’s a trans inventor who’s working always working on something new)
@galactist-anon (my made up religion lore. Haven’t posted much here yet, but I’m going to)
@mousey-mickey (that would be my boy mickey! The time traveler)
Dm me if you ever feel like RPing or just chat in general!
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alwaysfangirlingish · 2 years
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Excuse me? What do you mean ‘Jonathan who?’
I'm freaking done, y'all!
This feels so out of character to me. I can't believe they're pushing stancy together after seasons of building jancy and Steve's/Nancy's character development.
Really? A six mcnugget speech made Nancy forget about her boyfriend? The person she loves so much, the person that was with her through everything (THEY EVEN SHARE A SCAR, GUYS)
My day is ruined, bye.
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splashy900 · 1 year
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Key/Mean Steve Works at McDonald’s!
Texts to read if you can’t ready my handwriting
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Key: (In key’s mind: I literally hate my iob…) Hello welcome to McDonald’s, May I Take your Order?
Unknown Customer: AYO, Where Tf are my McNuggets?! Don’t tell me you guys are out of Fucking Nuggets?! D=<
Key: . . .
(I Drew this in science class today)
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tennant-the-tigger · 2 years
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Babysitter Steve: Comfort
Erica is 11, and Jason’s dudes full on tackled her. like wtf. Traumatic. 
I feel like after all the adrenaline is gone, Erica would break. I mean she a tough cookie but cookies snap. Also Erica is totally one of Steve’s Nuggets. 
Lucas | My Stranger Things Art
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stregoniconiconii · 1 year
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Steve and Robin are actually so “20 pc. mcnuggets with a basket of fries from mcdonalds”
oh yeah. I also think their actual first interaction in high school (neither of them remember this) was them nearly running each other over to be first in line when it was tater tots day in the cafeteria
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okashiras · 2 years
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the way i’m gonna be so emotional now every time i order mcnuggets huh steve impact
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mattsturniolosmuse · 2 months
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*They go to McDonald's, which you are working*
"Welcome, what would you like?"
Dallas: "Something dark like my soul."
Two-Bit and Sodapop: "Just your heart gorgeous."
Steve: Either 1 - "Money" or 2 - "Nothing, just wanted to waste your time."
Darry, Ponyboy and Johnny: "One double cheeseburger with pickles, a vanilla milkshake, and 20 McNuggets."
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yearning-and-arson · 2 years
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Steve and his six little nuggets as drawn by my friend @deeztubs because i can’t draw people
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Another drawing except I did not explain why I wanted them to draw Steve with a six piece McNugget
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