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#he never finishes his babysitting gig because his boyfriends are babies too lol
bowiebond · 2 years
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Okay I was thinking about that Harringroveson AU where Billy sees Eddie and Steve and the party on the beach after a series of abusive boyfriends that are his dad's age (and I wasn't sure that if I make a post and tag you your going to get it, since, yk, shadowban)
But like
Steve and Billy going to Eddie's concert, and Billy doing something actively dangerous in a way that can be seen from the stage
And Eddie between songs going into the mic like: "Also a PSA, Billy, stop being a fucking menace to society, thank you"
Because like Billy is a common name, only few people would figure out who he was addressing anyway
AND Steve having to not only pick up one boyfriend after the concert full of adrenaline and all pumped out, but also having to pick up another one after the mosh pit, equally es chaotic and manic at the moment, and then getting them both home safe
💙 billyhargrovesupsidedownshadow
All of Eddie's fans think he's just being sweet, making sure none of his fans get hurt in the mosh pit, but no, his boyfriend is just crazy and is about to get an elbow to the nose from a rando if he doesn't chill the fuck out.
Steve has so much trouble getting them home omg, Billy and Eddie are like 'what if we bar hop RIGHT NOW? And go terrorise a Denny's drunk. Thoughts babe, thoughts???' and Steve is like 'NO WERE GOING HOME TO B E D, GET IN THE CAR, EDMUND, WILLIAM.'
He can only convince them to get in if he lets Billy go to town on him while he drives, which is very dangerous, and grabs McNuggets too, but at least they'll get home before two am and sober, Jesus Christ.
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