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livwritesstuff · 2 months
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Honestly, Eddie doesn’t know why it had taken so long for him to realize his and Steve’s children could understand the shit that came out of his mouth.
(It took an embarrassingly long amount of time).
Even when Moe’s third or fourth word was fuck, he didn’t realize it (and she was using it mostly correctly too, which should have been a serious flag, but nope).
What made him realize it was when they started repeating the shit that came out of his mouth. 
To strangers.
In public.
The first time Eddie had been really caught off guard by something one of his daughters said was when Moe, who was three at the time, had proudly announced to an unsuspecting grocery store cashier, “Daddy says my Papa’s a DILF!”
And, like, Eddie had just heard the term for the first time, and obviously he was goddamn delighted by it because…duh. Steve. 
It just hadn’t occurred to him that his toddler might have caught it too, but little pitchers have big ears, or so the proverb suggests, and Eddie had taken it as a wake-up call that Moe isn’t a baby anymore (tragic as it may be).
He’s not the only problem though – Steve is just as bad, (if not worse, because he really doesn’t bother to check where their kids are before he starts running his mouth).
One particularly damning incident was at a restaurant, which is something they don’t even do all that often because, seriously, going to a restaurant with very young kids should be an Olympic event or something.
(The last time they all went out to eat, Nancy and Robin had made a drinking game out of all the times Steve and Eddie had to take a child to the bathroom and ended up so far gone that Eddie had needed to drive them home).
The incident started with the waitress asking, “Can I get you started with anything to drink?”
And it had ended with four-year-old Moe confidently announcing, “My Papa needs a fucking margarita.”
Thank god, the waitress had been a twenty-something college student and thought it was hilarious, but Steve had still been completely mortified.
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rudrjobdesk · 2 years
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प्रोजेक्ट वॉइस: बिना तैयारी बेहतर ढंग से बोलने का कौशल सीखेंगे छात्र
प्रोजेक्ट वॉइस: बिना तैयारी बेहतर ढंग से बोलने का कौशल सीखेंगे छात्र
दिल्ली के सरकारी स्कूलों में छात्रों को बेहिचक विचार रखने की कला सिखाने के लिए प्रोजेक्ट वॉइस शुरू किया जा रहा है। इसको लेकर शिक्षा निदेशालय ने परिपत्र जारी किया है। हालांकि कुछ स्कूलोंं को इससे बाहर. . Source link
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stoat-party · 9 months
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oh btw danse has unique “player hasn’t talked in awhile” lines for blind betrayal and they’re devastating if u care
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bacchuschucklefuck · 23 days
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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#not art#fhjy spoilers#its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical#like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real#like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this#yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out#meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it#its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started#the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show#which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them#and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear#that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others#thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and#a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he#wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude#its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others#and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT#Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere#Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually#Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!
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lilbeanz · 12 days
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My mantra atm fr fr ❄️🫘❄️
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mimi-0007 · 10 months
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Rebecca Lee Crumpler, born Rebecca Davis, (February 8, 1831 – March 9, 1895), was an American physician, nurse and author. After studying at the New England Female Medical College, in 1864 she became the first African American woman to become a doctor of medicine in the United States. Crumpler was also one of the first female physician authors in the nineteenth century. In 1883, she published A Book of Medical Discourses. The book has two parts that cover the prevention and cure of infantile bowel complaints, and the life and growth of human beings. Dedicated to nurses and mothers, it focuses on maternal and pediatric medical care and was among the first publications written by an African American on the subject of medicine.
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umeji-writes · 7 months
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Spoilers for M!IK chapter 323 ahead
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Okay, but the exquisite parenting/teaching skills of Opera and Kalego? It's hard not to intervene each time the younger people you are responsible for may be at risk, especially if you are quite powerful and could neutralize the danger in two seconds - but if they did that, they would have robbed the Misfits of an occasion to grow Also, both Opera and Kalego were conscious of Mephisto's and Zebubra's skills, so they knew their intervention was unnecessary, and they stayed put but alert Look at them, such intense gazes - I love these panels
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glassamphibians · 1 year
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COLLEGE DROP OUT ANNABETH IS MEANT TO BE ITS THE ONLY WAY
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annabelle--cane · 7 months
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wlw musicals accomplish the much needed task of giving teen girl theater kids more female duets so they don't have to keep drafting their decisively mid guy friends into performing with them
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hawkeyeslaughter · 4 months
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hawkeye this one’s for you honey :) * spirals into a fit of despair *
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musical-chick-13 · 2 years
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Oh, not people calling Do Revenge a Trashy Teen Movie just because it centers around teenage girls. I am not letting y’all do this this time, not when this movie is so cleverly written and the plot points are so well-set up and the characters have sympathetic motivations for doing the things they do while also being genuinely flawed and having complicated relationships with each other. The creator of iconic show Sweet/Vicious did not put her whole heart into this for you to write it off just because you think this is an inherently cringe-y genre.
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bookgeekgrrl · 1 year
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Tumblr, however, is painfully aware that its platform is mostly populated by weird feral internet gremlins and seemingly acknowledges that such a group is unlikely to take polls seriously. This is a community that collaboratively managed to conceive the greatest mafia movie never made; of course people will be trying to manipulate polls for the sheer fun of it. The poll games that emerged from this mayhem are low effort, low stakes, and serve Tumblr’s whimsical — if slightly unhinged — sense of community spirit. Teamwork may not make the dream work, but you can all at least have fun stabbing Caesar or baking a really crappy cake.
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hopesallwegotleft · 4 months
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Jason's expressions during and immediately after Joey's attack I'm very 🥺🥺🥺 about this
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tetelescopioo · 7 months
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The cool beans part in “bully the bully” tickles my brain until beans doesn’t sound like a real word anymore
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strsmn · 5 months
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why do they look like boyfriends from some netflix series?????
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turtle-ly · 5 months
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im seeing that poll about learning cursive in school a lot on my dash and as a vietnamese im kinda bewildered bc what do you mean you cant read cursive?? because to us cursive is for capital letters only! the rest are normal letters. so ig our normal written letters are the american cursive, and our "computer" letters are your normal letters?
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↑ these are the fonts we learn in school. The left are our normal letters, the right are our cursive. Oh and the thing is, these are the only fonts we actually taught a school, the "typing" font is just what we imitate from printed books. In elementary school we have "good handwriting competitions" where the participants write in the above fonts and are graded on how close it is to the table above. its like boring calligraphy
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