Honestly, Eddie doesn’t know why it had taken so long for him to realize his and Steve’s children could understand the shit that came out of his mouth.
(It took an embarrassingly long amount of time).
Even when Moe’s third or fourth word was fuck, he didn’t realize it (and she was using it mostly correctly too, which should have been a serious flag, but nope).
What made him realize it was when they started repeating the shit that came out of his mouth.
To strangers.
In public.
The first time Eddie had been really caught off guard by something one of his daughters said was when Moe, who was three at the time, had proudly announced to an unsuspecting grocery store cashier, “Daddy says my Papa’s a DILF!”
And, like, Eddie had just heard the term for the first time, and obviously he was goddamn delighted by it because…duh. Steve.
It just hadn’t occurred to him that his toddler might have caught it too, but little pitchers have big ears, or so the proverb suggests, and Eddie had taken it as a wake-up call that Moe isn’t a baby anymore (tragic as it may be).
He’s not the only problem though – Steve is just as bad, (if not worse, because he really doesn’t bother to check where their kids are before he starts running his mouth).
One particularly damning incident was at a restaurant, which is something they don’t even do all that often because, seriously, going to a restaurant with very young kids should be an Olympic event or something.
(The last time they all went out to eat, Nancy and Robin had made a drinking game out of all the times Steve and Eddie had to take a child to the bathroom and ended up so far gone that Eddie had needed to drive them home).
The incident started with the waitress asking, “Can I get you started with anything to drink?”
And it had ended with four-year-old Moe confidently announcing, “My Papa needs a fucking margarita.”
Thank god, the waitress had been a twenty-something college student and thought it was hilarious, but Steve had still been completely mortified.
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प्रोजेक्ट वॉइस: बिना तैयारी बेहतर ढंग से बोलने का कौशल सीखेंगे छात्र
प्रोजेक्ट वॉइस: बिना तैयारी बेहतर ढंग से बोलने का कौशल सीखेंगे छात्र
दिल्ली के सरकारी स्कूलों में छात्रों को बेहिचक विचार रखने की कला सिखाने के लिए प्रोजेक्ट वॉइस शुरू किया जा रहा है। इसको लेकर शिक्षा निदेशालय ने परिपत्र जारी किया है। हालांकि कुछ स्कूलोंं को इससे बाहर. .
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Rebecca Lee Crumpler, born Rebecca Davis, (February 8, 1831 – March 9, 1895), was an American physician, nurse and author. After studying at the New England Female Medical College, in 1864 she became the first African American woman to become a doctor of medicine in the United States. Crumpler was also one of the first female physician authors in the nineteenth century. In 1883, she published A Book of Medical Discourses. The book has two parts that cover the prevention and cure of infantile bowel complaints, and the life and growth of human beings. Dedicated to nurses and mothers, it focuses on maternal and pediatric medical care and was among the first publications written by an African American on the subject of medicine.
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Spoilers for M!IK chapter 323 ahead
Okay, but the exquisite parenting/teaching skills of Opera and Kalego?
It's hard not to intervene each time the younger people you are responsible for may be at risk, especially if you are quite powerful and could neutralize the danger in two seconds - but if they did that, they would have robbed the Misfits of an occasion to grow
Also, both Opera and Kalego were conscious of Mephisto's and Zebubra's skills, so they knew their intervention was unnecessary, and they stayed put but alert
Look at them, such intense gazes - I love these panels
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Oh, not people calling Do Revenge a Trashy Teen Movie just because it centers around teenage girls. I am not letting y’all do this this time, not when this movie is so cleverly written and the plot points are so well-set up and the characters have sympathetic motivations for doing the things they do while also being genuinely flawed and having complicated relationships with each other. The creator of iconic show Sweet/Vicious did not put her whole heart into this for you to write it off just because you think this is an inherently cringe-y genre.
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Tumblr, however, is painfully aware that its platform is mostly populated by weird feral internet gremlins and seemingly acknowledges that such a group is unlikely to take polls seriously. This is a community that collaboratively managed to conceive the greatest mafia movie never made; of course people will be trying to manipulate polls for the sheer fun of it. The poll games that emerged from this mayhem are low effort, low stakes, and serve Tumblr’s whimsical — if slightly unhinged — sense of community spirit. Teamwork may not make the dream work, but you can all at least have fun stabbing Caesar or baking a really crappy cake.
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im seeing that poll about learning cursive in school a lot on my dash and as a vietnamese im kinda bewildered bc what do you mean you cant read cursive?? because to us cursive is for capital letters only! the rest are normal letters. so ig our normal written letters are the american cursive, and our "computer" letters are your normal letters?
↑ these are the fonts we learn in school. The left are our normal letters, the right are our cursive. Oh and the thing is, these are the only fonts we actually taught a school, the "typing" font is just what we imitate from printed books. In elementary school we have "good handwriting competitions" where the participants write in the above fonts and are graded on how close it is to the table above. its like boring calligraphy
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