elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

so i heard

The Sole Survivor is fairly chill about meeting Keith and Gilda in Far Harbor, but given that they(/their spouse) named their robot after a movie character, and also the way they play the Silver Shroud, we can deduce that they’re a huge nerd and would love meeting Cooper Howard.

“How dare they burn everything the Courier loves to ashes!”

*imagines my courier reacting to watching everything she loves burn to ashes*

“…that’s some good stuff. you got me this time todd.”

m'cready

“The Lone Wanderer’s actions led to the Brotherhood becoming a tyrannical, overwhelming force on the East Coast” - Tragic. Unexpected. A reminder that the main character is not all-powerful. On the other hand, it doesn’t erase all the good the Lone Wanderer accomplished.

“The Sole Survivor either allowed or helped the Brotherhood to become a weird anti-sex cult that kills all ghouls, sorta enslaves children and kills them on a whim, and spans the continental US. It’s based in Boston BTW.” - Wh-what? In 2/4 possible endings that shouldn’t even be possible. And isn’t the Survivor a paladin/sentinel? You’re telling me they had no say in this? Even Maxson was specifically against the weird cult stuff. In nine years this happened?? I guess that’s… potentially interesting.

“The Courier’s life work exploded offscreen” - NOW YOU’RE JUST MESSING WITH ME TODD

My ideas for a New Vegas remake:

The Fallout 4 theme plays whenever the NCR is onscreen for some reason

Boone says “yeah it’s been pretty hard for me ever since my entire family in shady sands exploded four years ago. and now this?”

House breaks into maniacal giggling every so often, specifically when discussing human tragedy. Like ten seconds straight of giggling.

The Forecaster has an extra prediction option for the far future but he just shakes his head silently and gives you your money back.

When Joshua discusses the Dam he goes “With their capital city AND the trade route to the Mojave both being destroyed, we definitely never thought the NCR would fight for the Dam, let alone win. I guess we were just literally that incompetent.”

Dean is actually a valiant hero trying to stop the Brotherhood cult and get revenge on Sinclair for the unimaginable amount of suffering he apparently intentionally caused. He did torture a woman for weeks, though.

Caesar or Kimball or anyone mentions how the NCR has abandoned the entirety of Southern California and their seat of government is now 150 people in an observatory.

I feel bad for the 22.5% of voters who haven’t gotten a chance to play New Vegas yet.

blew up his own domicile i cant believe him

So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

I can’t handle this 🥺

Don’t forget to block the Fallout spoilers tag, wacky wastelanders. Also if you reblog one of my posts with a spoiler I will

frown at you or something idk

Rampart is turning into Kallus But He Still Sucks and I’m here for it.

lazy doodles.

love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on