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turtleplushi · 2 years

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hey what if meta just took off all his armor one day and walked around cappy town with everyone staring at him like

#meta knight #kirby right back at ya #tiff kirby #fumu kirby #fumu #tuff kirby #kirby #hoshi no kaabii #SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS I BEG OF YOU #txt post #this looks awful but bhfbrkdsnf its fine

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ew-selfish-art · 7 months

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Dp x Dc AU: Bruce has a 'if you can't beat them, join them' mentality about the tabloids claiming he adopts too many kids- Developing foster homes that are paid for through the Wayne inheritance, personally vetted by the Bats, they're the leaders in the space for child health outcomes and family placement. Insert Danny.

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Bruce has too much wealth, too many rumors and not enough reach into the abhorrent foster homes around Gotham to improve them. Tim ends up being the one to suggest it- He's the one who buys up their real estate for their safe houses after all- and Bruce is more than ready to pull the metaphorical trigger to get new clean welcoming spaces, Bat-background checked fosters and a new era of adoption in Gotham underway.

He's lobbied the state and the federal government for reforms of course, but this is a project he can micromanage. He spends time with every kid that comes through, talks with all the families that want to adopt and makes sure that these miniature homes are provided only the very best. Alfred personally hires all the staff, and with Barbara more than happy to help relocate the unhoused children she spots while they patrol, the project is a glowing success.

Occasionally, spots in their houses fill up, and those are the weeks were Cass takes on the Cowl of Batman- Bruce Wayne will personally invite a child in need to his home. He always has one of his kids present (they rotate on a pre-determined schedule) and he does his best to try and get them to understand that they deserve the world, have all the potential that anyone else has and can achieve a bright future. That he will personally aid them in their ambitions.

PR goes crazy for it of course, but Bruce and all of his children know its genuine. Almost too genuine, because a betting pool 'WILL THEY BE ADOPTED' regularly circulates between the siblings and the entire JL when someone spends time at the manor. And not just the black-haired, Blue-eyed kids get picked as favored outcomes- but obviously the running joke gets passed around.

It's a Thursday night when Bruce gets the call that the houses have once again filled up, and that there is a child in need of a home. The social worker (he knows her as Marsha and he has flowers planned to be sent on her birthday next week, like he does for all of his employees) (Say micromanaged one more time) explains that the kid is a bit cagey but has opened up with some humor. She explains that he has a few strange... mannerisms. She's not sure what to make of him, a non-gothamite for sure but something is, well, distinctly 'not from around here' about his energy.

Danny arrives at the house, meets Duke and Alfred, and by the time Bruce meets him at the dinner table it seems as though Marsha had it all wrong. This kid was laughing, he was teasing, he was totally playing along like he'd gone through nothing. Bruce is glad he's in high spirits but its just so... so different from all the other children he's taken in.

Bruce re-focuses on the conversation when Duke mentions something flashing, and its the first time that Danny goes quiet. Entirely still.

"...you noticed that?" Danny quietly asks, a bit of disbelief in his tone.

"You don't have a flashlight on or something do you? It was super bright whatever it is that you had in your hand a second ago?" Duke tries to sound chill but he's looking very much not chill. Bruce saw nothing, and that puts him further on edge.

"Look... I uh, I've been though... I've been through a lot lately. And the last lab I was in kind of, messed with me. I'm normally much better at dealing with it all, I promise." Danny sounds nervous, and the room seems to chill.

"Ah shoot, sorry." Danny notices something and frantically apologizes.

"Sorry for what Danny? You've done nothing wrong but I am worried about you- You said you were in a lab?" Bruce is desperately trying to calm him down while not slipping into Batman interrogation mode.

"Uh, yeah, like a lot of labs. It should get warmer in a second, its just cause I startled, I promise."

"You're a meta." Duke speaks softly and with hope in his voice- Danny is looking between them with wide eyes filled with fear.

"I mean I don't technically have the gene-"

"Danny, have you told any of your case workers where you were? Do any authorities know what you've been through?" Bruce needs to know, desperately, that who ever gave this young boy super powers is brought to justice. Danny goes quiet.

"I'm really sorry." He says softly, but he doesn't leave them.

Duke and Bruce try to ask a few more questions but the silence that meets them declares the conversation over, even with Duke admitting he himself is a meta. Danny didn't even look up from his plate. They watch a movie after dinner, and Danny seems to get back to the smile-y happy guy he had been before dinner.

Each of the bat-fam have their own interactions with Danny- And even if they're getting along amazingly, Danny won't open up. He doesn't open up to his provided therapist. Doesn't talk to Alfred. No one knows what's up.

So when Marsha calls Bruce back explaining they now have a spot for Danny and he can move out of the Manor... Bruce replies that he'd like to get started on Adoption paperwork, so long as Danny is fine with it.

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Turns out, Danny is fine with it. he's both the newest Wayne and their newest case. (And godamnit, his new family is going to avenge him. If only he'd let them try.)

Danny figures out that Duke= Signal early on because of that dinner, and if he's going to keep his parents out of jail, he needs to be as close to the investigation as possible. He knows that he shouldn't protect the Fentons, but he feels the upset in his core at the thought of letting them befall any harm. He has to protect them. Has to protect Jazz and her hiding spot as a mole within their lab. Has to.

Even if it meant lying to his new family who loves him, and who he loves in equal return. Even if it means lying to The Bats.

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Tabloids go crazy about the black-haired blue-eyed thing of course, but no poll was ever taken by the batfam or the JL who know the whole story.

#Danny has his powers destabilized by the various lab experiments but he's slowly getting control back #Duke notices Danny phasing his hands through the table/silverware by accident- it just looks like slight of hand tho #Danny figures out the bats and the best he can do is get adopted #friends close and enemies (lol not really) closer #dp x dc #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #dc x dp fic #please i beg of you- write the other siblings interactions #someone tell me why I left Jazz to sabotage their parents and what to do with her next #jazz looking at danny who now has every possible resource to save them and not using it like- my guy #danny's core working against him like stockholm syndrome basically #like his protected them for this long so now he feels compulsion #danny gets adopted au #bruce adopts danny au

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cryingpages · 1 month

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I'm just... gonna leave this here...

*silently slinks away*

Pls tag me if someone hears my call and writes something

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darby-derby · 4 months

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When I say that I love Speedwagon I don’t mean I love him for the memes, I mean I fucking LOVE Speedwagon. I mean that if that scruffy little man showed up on my doorstep with his goofy accent and stolen hat I would take him into my home and feed him porridge. I fucking love Robert Edward O. Speedwagon. Absolute icon.

#speedwagon jojo #speedwagon #sillyposting #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #rambling #someone stop me from posting random garbage and make me go write please I beg of you I am so close to posting a long ass Speedwagon ramble

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spectrum-spectre · 1 year

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STEDDIE GOING TO ACTION PARK IN '87 AND STEVE LOSING HIS SHIT WHEN HE FINDS OUT MORE THAN ONE PERSON HAS DIED THERE

Eddie taking one look at the Cannonball Loop sign saying he was too big and going "challenge fucking accepted"

#someone write this PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU #class action park #this documentary has changed me on a cellular level #steddie #action park #that shit was SOOO dangerous I'm not even kidding

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gingiekittycat · 4 months

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Aziraphale's solution to fix Heaven is just to hold a speed dating event and pair up every angel with their perfect demon

#I mean it worked for him and for Gabriel so #Oh my god can you imagine though #This would be hilarious #Someone please write a fic I am begging #Good omens #good omens s3 speculation

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sweetheart-ashy · 6 months

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firmly believe asher can play the drums, also firmly believe milo can play the guitar. the shaw pack had(has) a band. change my mind.

#please someone write a band au story i beg of you #redacted asher #asher talbot #redacted milo #milo greer #redacted david #david shaw #band au #redacted audio

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euphorial-docx · 1 year

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the marauders fandom has two wolves inside them.

one is “why hasn’t anyone written [insert fic that has definitely been made multiple times and takes one simple ao3 search to find]”

the other is “why hasn’t anyone written [insert fic that is so insanely specific and niche that no one else could possibly come up with]”

#i want to kill both wolves #stop it #be normal please. i’m begging you.#learn how to filter on ao3. and write that insanely specific fic yourself or commission someone to do it for you.#marauders

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din-miller · 6 months

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I’m just thinking about Wreckers facial scars and how you’d be able to feel the ones around his lips when you kiss him. The scar tissue a rough patch underneath your lips and how self-conscious that would make him. How he’d spend the first kiss worrying that you’d be disgusted at the feel of the scar. He’d bully himself into thinking that he’s no longer attractive in your eyes. I could go on but I’m already cryin’

#I’ve been thinking about this for months but I can’t bring myself to write it #someone else please write it. I beg of you #wrecker babe i love you #the bad batch #tbb wrecker #wrecker x reader #tbb thoughts

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gildedchoir · 28 days

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rdr high school/modern au.....

featuring only jovier for right now cus im ill someone help me write this

first up is javi duhhh

main facts:

• trans male, 18 y/o, 5'9"

• unlabled, questioning

• has like. four jobs or something

• Javier comes from a relatively poor family, and is used to cutting either corners or his own losses to get by. He values his family and loyalty very much, often going above and beyond for the people he loves the most. Hardworking and diligent, Javier does what he can to make the most out of his situation.

misc:

• really scary resting bitch face

• a little skittish, very concerned about his reputation despite being a little bit of a loner.

• top of all his classes and an honor student. typically keeps his head down in that regard, but internally holds a strong sense of justice - particularly towards the education system.

• the ONLY ONE who willingly puts up with John. not even Abigail wants to deal with him sometimes.

Next up is John

main facts:

• trans male, 18y/o, 5'10"

• the most disastrous bisexual you'll ever meet

• unemployed

• Adopted by Dutch and Hosea, John lives a fairly stable life. He is financially supported by his adoptive parents, opting to rely on their money rather than work for himself. John values being able to live in the moment, often times making less than smart decisions to be able to live up to that ideal. Impulsive, uncaring, and unpredictable, John is always up for a good time.

misc:

• stupid. EXTREMELY stupid. has all his core classes with Javier, so he's always bugging him.

• does not give a fuck about anything at all. lives the high life and is always getting into fights. he doesn't really get consequences, because Dutch and Hosea are office staff members.

• doesn't really smell that bad - he just sweats a lot and his hair gets greasy really fast

• rather self centered. he can never value what he has - he always wants, wants, wants.

Aaaand now some additional doodles cus i can

spoiler alert:

they ruin each others lives lol

#red dead redemption #jovier #rdr2 javier #rdr2 john #rdr1 john #rdr1 javier #red dead au #au #alternate universe #highschool au #modern au #rdr highschool au #someone share my brainworms #please #i beg of you #someone write this with me #pretty please

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rosiestarmoon · 1 month

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willow being my rosekiller/wolfstar song and the four of them basically having that same thought of IM BEGGING FOR YOU TO TAKE MY HAND RECK MY PLANS THATS MY MAN

#wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #dead gay wizards #someone write this #please i beg you

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sitimelur · 7 days

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Someone please take one for the team and write a fic where sqh got yanked out from his seat and somehow ascends to the heavenly capitals from tgcf 💪💪💪 there's thousands different possibilities on how this will actually turns out!!

#I've been scouring the internet for oneshot/fic with this exact plot for AGES #i would probably write one myself if not for my shit ass writing skills that are worse than a toddler #but please someone please consider this plot I'm begging you🙏🙏🙏#shang qinghua #svsss

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procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics · 3 months

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call of duty tumblr hear me out rn. i'm kind of busy writing other things rn but if i wasn't i would write this.

okay okay so its like a 19th century au or smth and the reader is betrothed to simon. but like. simon is in love with johnny his gardener/groundskeepers son (inspired by timblr user valiants au!! check it out fucks so hard btw) so the reader (who's guardian NOT father is john price) is just. struggling. a lot.

but. her childhood best friend kyle is also captain price's protégé and coincidentally served alongside simon. and then simon hosts a ball at some point (Read: the reader hosts a ball at some point bc hes not keeping up with the social scene lol) and guess who shows up

GAZ

mhm. now, the reader has been suppressing her feelings and also shes married/betrothed to simon now, and cant admit them to him, but hes also really really in love he just got home from the war too late. oh no.

so he stays longer to "catch up with simon" (such a lie. also kyle knows that simon and johnny are a thign somehow and also respects it bc hes just that girl) BUT he is really staying for the reader. gasp. (also also reader probably walked in on simon and johnny in some mildly compromising situation and also knows but struggles with it bc thats supposed to be her husband, right?)

maybe some other unmarried woman gets invited/stays at the riley manor for a while and makes pretty eyes at kyle, and the reader does not fuck with that but oh well. shes married. shes not in love with her childhood best friend. like at all.

and then they cross paths in the library or something and she goes

"I can't. i'm married, kyle. I need to be a good wife, i need to try to make him love me."

and kyle goes. "You cannot. it's not your fault and you know it."

and hten they make out or smth but its all a massive problem BUT they somehow end up together. okay idea end but the gasp i gusped at that when it entered my brain. delicious.

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jhutch-bf · 12 days

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GUYS HEAR ME OUT ON THIS WRITING IDEA.

Mike x male!reader but the reader is Mike’s boyfriend, who seems a bit more carefree and energetic than Mike himself, and Mike decides to take the reader with him to the STUPID pizzeria for one of his night shifts. BUT, the reader is VERY easily distracted by ever little thing that he sees, pointing out ever little thing and detail that Mike either knows about or doesn’t know about. Eventually, Mike has to calm his boyfriend down as he ran off to explore the arcade area and whatnot before he ends up killing himself or hurting himself, either one is horrible in Mike’s opinion.

Someone write this please I beg you I will get on my knees and beg.

#silly #josh hutcherson #silly doings #mike schmidt #mike schmidt x male reader #please someone write this #i beg you #write it pretty please with a cherry on top💔

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koroleva-nazyalensky · 6 months

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No STOP, B15 being a doctor in New York- NEW YORK IN 2012??? Can you IMAGINE the conversation between her and LOKI if this was post Battle of New York?

#b15 #loki #loki series #loki laufeyson #no one would even know how to contact the avengers #she probably went in to fight or flight mode when he showed up through a portal #like gotta protect the childrennnn #ahhhhh #no it's gotta be pre BONY #right #riiiight??#nah it's fun to imagine #actually no #it'll be more fun if someone would just write the fic #please #i beg of you #that would've taken a lot of convincing #jenna rambles

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yourfriendlygryffindor · 2 months

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I NEED a fic where James is a very popular football player and Regulus is a hard ass ref. Imagine the angst! The fluff! The tension! The slow burn!!!!

#someone write this #please please please #i beg of you #marauders #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #dead gay wizards from the 70s #wolfstar #jegulus fic

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