#SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!
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T.W— Angst.
Knitted Shut...
"Gosh, stop fucking overreacting, it's just some overtime work." Satoru said to you, irritated and overworked. Fine, you gave up, he won, just like he does every single time you argue. You felt hurt and pained to know that your boyfriend barely has any time for you, no, for your relationship.
You slouched tired and frustrated from the fight you had with your dickhead boyfriend before you finally left to change. "Ugh, whatever, I don't even give a shit now." He said, visibly irked by your presence in the room. I mean— why would you even bother trying to convince him to not go overtime this time but he just won't listen.
And then here comes some girls who would be out there saying— "Gosh it's just overtime!" or "You're so obsessed!". No, they didn't know Satoru's relationship with you and they never will. You were going to the point of insanity by now, it was always overtime or night out with friends or family meetings! What about you? Did he even think about you during his entire life!? You were finished, this was too much negativity in your mind, all you can do now is just lay down and forget.
As you lay down on your bed overthinking about possibly everything in your love life, Satoru comes in. "Hey, doll~" he said in a 'loving' manner. "What do you want, Satoru." You replied to him, this time confused but still angry at him. "Y'know m'so so sorry about everything princess~." "I promise, I will never do it again~". Wow, apparently he's apologizing now? What a jerk he was. "Satoru, we talked about this, and before you mention it, No." You answered him sternly causing him to be angered. "What!?"
Satoru began to shout at you, his pent up frustration had erupted out of his mouth and the next thing you know he slapped you. "Satoru!" You exclaimed, the imprint of his hand on your soft cheeks burned painfully. "I'm sorry love! I didn't mean it!" "Forgive me just this once!" He tried to explain himself but you had already decided, and your decision made him mad.
"That was the FUCKING last straw Gojo!" You thought he wouldn't even have the guts to slap you like that because he loved you, but this just proved your thoughts wrong. His mind was racing with thoughts, what should he do? You weren't accepting any of his apologies and it was already clear that you were about to explode. "Fine." Satoru said.
FINE? That was all he wanted to say!? "FINE MY ASS SATORU!" "I WAS STUPID TO LOVE A SELFISH FUCKING MAN LIKE YOU!" You gasped covering your mouth. What the fuck did you just say..? Gosh, why were you so dumb? What is he gonna say now.?
BOOMBAYAH!!!! :3 YESS IM LAZY!!!
IDGAF
#gojo smut#jjk smut#jkk#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#jujutsu gojo#jjk gojo#jjk x reader#jjk fandom#jjk fanfic#jjk angst#strongest sorcerer
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Blurbs you say?? I am thinking thoughts… about matty’s dick in my mouth while he smokes a cigarette <3
This #unedited and sort of shit, but i promised myself to not to obsess over it too much. also i cant not post without a fancy title and banner bc im allergic soz xx
Go down - Matty Healy
A/N: im shit at blurbs, minors do not interact
wc: 1.5k
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The door shuts with a loud bang, Mattys footsteps echoing through the foyer. Ridding himself of his jacket, chucking it onto the couch, he sits down next to it, an exasperated groan leaving his lips. His voice was sore, raspy from tonight's gig. Sold out, ten thousand people, all screaming the house down as Matty sang his heart out. Fans went wild as he unbuttoned his crisp white shirt, leaving all but one buttoned unfastened.
It still was, the fabric now wrinkled and slightly damp from the sweat, clinging to his body. It took everything in you to not jump onto him right at that moment, take him then and there. No, he was tired, eyes shutting as he rolled his head back, resting it onto the edge of the sofa. His voice was low as he spoke.
“Darling?” you hum in acknowledgement, peeking your head around the corner, still trying to tow your shoes off. He waits for you to actually enter the room, a rough hand running through his gelled hair, tucking some of it behind his ear.
“Could you pour me some wine?” Despite having been drinking the entire set, Matty always liked a healthy glass of wine when he got home, exhausted and missing your presence. Usually, you would take the time to talk about the show, what the stagehands had fucked up this time et cetera, et cetera. This time, however, you had other things on your mind, and, based on the way his eyes dragged up and down your body as you walked by, he did as well.
You grab two glasses from the marble cupboard, setting them onto the counter. Pouring both of you a generous amount, you check yourself in the reflection of the microwave. Your hair was a bit messy, and your mascara was slightly smudged from dancing, but it didn't bother you.
“Thank you, love.” a grateful look spreads onto his face as he takes a glass from you, smiling. You place a chaste kiss on his lips, wiping a bit of dirt off his face with your free hand. Before you could even move to sit down, his hand wraps around your lower back, pulling you into an awkward kneeling position between his legs, the edge of the sofa digging into your knees. He kisses you like this, setting both your glasses onto a small table, freeing up both hands.
You shift, using his shoulders for leverage, lowering your body onto the floor in front of him.
“What are you up to, mh?” he asks, his filthy smirk making your head spin.
“Could ask you the same thing, undressing in front of an audience.” you mention his little display, thrusting up into air as he danced around, the screams of the crowd only spurring him on. He pretends to look offended, shaking his head in protest.
“It's art.”
“It's insanely hot, is what it is.” you grin, hands settling right onto his belt.
His breath hitches, breathing pattern slightly irregular as you look up at him through your eyelashes, blinking innocently.
A quiet “Oh, fuck me.” leaves his lips, and he coughs, trying to remain composed. That proves more difficult than he thought, especially with you looking at him like that.
“Can I?” you ask, voice dripping like honey. The look on his face when you let things drag on like this was delicious, eyes drooping shut as he groaned your name.
“Shoot me if i ever say no to that question, fucking hell.” That's all you need, your hands making quick work of the black leather belt in front of you, the sound of metal against metal so unbelievably erotic.
Above you, you hear Matty shuffle, hands digging into the pockets of his suit jacket. Producing a pack of cigarettes, he sticks one between his lips, light not far behind. Something stirs in you when he lights it, the soft glow of the flame making him look even more attractive than he already was.
He’s hard against the palm of your hand as you work the buttons of his trousers, pulling them down along with his black boxer-briefs. The cool air makes him groan, a cloud of smoke leaving his parted lips. The smell doesn't take long to fill your senses, so distinctly Matty.
Not in the mood for a tease, his hand finds the thick locks of your hair, threading his fingers through it. Taking another drag of his cigarette, he watches you suck the tip of his cock into your mouth, moaning when the taste of him hit your tongue.
He gathers your hair up into a makeshift ponytail, keeping it out of your face as you take him in, hollowing out your cheeks in that way that makes him lose his mind.
His hand pushes your head down lightly, silently asking for permission. You let him, his cock brushing against the back of your throat, making your gag reflex kick in. Using a trick your friend had taught you back in highschool, you press your thumb between the rest of your fingers, trying to suppress it.
Matty is shameless above you, moaning and groaning whenever you bobbed your head, incredibly pent up and desperate.
Trying again, you let him guide himself deeper into your mouth, his sounds of encouragement spurring you on.
“So fucking good, just- yeahh, thats it, fuck” his words go straight to your core, and you clench your thighs together, trying to relieve some of the aching pressure between your legs.
Bobbing your head, you breathe through your nose, taking him as deep as you can without gagging, feeling him twitch in your mouth. His tip leaks salty precum onto your tongue, the smells of cigarettes the only thing you could concentrate on. You look up, your eyes meeting his right as he takes a drag, pushing your head down even further. Again, you sputter, but you don't get off.
“God, you’re so gorgeous, choking on my cock like this.” he groans, throwing his head back in pure ecstasy.
“Made for me, weren't you? Perfect mouth, shit.” his rambling lets you know he’s close, hips bucking up into your mouth, your tongue running over the vein on the underside of his cock, pulsing with need.
Taking one last drag, he lets the finished cigarette fall onto the concrete floor behind the sofa, both hands now on your head, fucking his cock into your warm mouth.
You moan around him, the vibrations sending curses falling from his lips, the sounds of his movements echoing through the living room.
“I’m not gonna last, fucking- oh god.” he warns you, quickly pulling off him. Shaking your head, you raise your eyebrows at him and a small smile spreads onto your face.
“When has that ever been an issue?” he laughs, brushing your hair out of your face sweetly. You rub your cheeks against his thigh, eyes set on his weeping erection, desperate for release.
“Now, let me take care of you, okay?” he nods slowly, both his arms spread out on either side of him, letting you have full control. You dive back in, switching from kitten licking the tip to deepthroating him as far as you can go, his gasps of pleasure like music to your ears.
“Jesus, you‘re a fucking wet dream.” he moans, hips bucking uncontrollably as he spills onto your mouth, hot ropes of cum painting the back of your throat. His legs shake as you hold your head there, taking everything he gives you, the salty taste of him like heaven.
You stick out your tongue proudly, showing it completely clean. His hands grab your shoulders as fast as they can move, pulling you up and onto his lap. He kisses you, hard, tongue forcing its way into your mouth before you could even react. Groaning at the taste of himself on your tongue, his fingers wipe at your cheeks, rubbing off your mascara, which had started to stream down your face.
“You're a temptress, you are.” he grins, kissing you again, softer this time. Rolling your eyes, you use your nails to scratch the back of his head, knowing how much he loved the sensation.
“You didn't even try to resist.” you spit back, giggling at the speed at which he’d pulled you onto him, not even bothering to take his shoes off before plopping onto the sofa.
“I didn't, did I?”
#okay cool#first actual blurb length blurb#proud of myself#the 1975#matty healy#matty healy fanfiction#matty healy smut#matty healy fluff#matty the 1975#bfiafl era#matty healy x reader#matty x you#matty x reader#the 1975 smut#the 1975 fluff#matty healy fic
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buttercups :)
#SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!#spoon doodles#hermitshipping#grian#mumbo jumbo#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#mumscarian#hermitcraft
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NO THE WAY YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE HIS MOUTH FORMING THE WORD. “what do you want then” “you” THEN SAY IT BITCH BOY!!!!
#SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!! YOU WERE SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#shadow and bone#six of crows#kanej#OKAY
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cis "allies" are getting on my nerves recently
#jo.art#jo.ocs#sigh.#LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP#if i want to refer to myself with genderd terms i can and will#jesus christ.#the current inflexibility of the queer comunity is insane.#genuinely im sorry you learned what trans people are through twitter#and hastag transrights#but maybe gender is a little bit more complex#and entirely personal to oneself#im going to make!!! pibebombs!!!!
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wasnt gonna drink 2day but i miss judgment day tweets from 420jimmyuso like a mf 😓
in severe finndamian withdrawal cuz we aint get them monday 😓 pray For me
#wwe#the judgment day#damian priest#the judgment day wwe#wwe raw#finn balor#monday night raw#tjd#damian priest x finn balor#finn balor x damian priest#rhea ripley x dominik mysterio#rhea ripley#dominik mysterio#dirty dom#jd mcdonagh#tweets#twitter#im so funny#finndamian truthers unite im so srs they fuck me up bad#so many tags#i just can’t shut the fuck up sorry#incorrect quotes#im going insane#judgment day came to me in a dream and said all my tweets are canon#so theres that#💯#if this flops you saw nothing#but dont let it flop#ill kill myself
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Also just because you get annoyed by something someone is doing doesn't mean they are evil you can leave us alone
#this is about autistic people.#that guy in you class that is always asking questions? he always raises his hand theres nothing wrong with it#it takes time in the class but that's how he makes sure he understands the subject#and meanwhile every other student decides hes an asshole#that girl who doesnt blink and who cant seem to have a linear conversation is not doing anything wrong#you dont like interacting with her but that doesnt say anything about her you can leave her alone you dont have to bitch behind her back#that person cant read social cues? why are you getting mad? can you shut the fuck up?#it is insane how often some of my friends talk about people who are clearly autistic and are mad at them#no its not because theyre autistic theyre just always interupting!#its not because theyre autistic they just make me uncomfortable! PLEASE LISTEN TO YOURSELF#i swear youre all asshole to us#no respect fr#its so annoying to see you run in a circle trying to justify calling someone an ass for doing literally nothing wrong#youre allowed to feel how you want about other people but you always jump to bullying#and whenever i try to make them realize they get so deffensive#just because you grew up with an autistic brother does not make you a fucking expert youre not even close to him!!#ok sorry im gonna go hit my bong im getting too angry lol
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They should make out.
And by make out I mean clank their faces together
#shut the fuck up mysterious#im going insane im sorry#dark deception#gold watchers#puppet king#i love you empty eyed statue/mask things
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zwillingstürme soon. can you believe it?? zwillingstürme soon. zwillingstürme soon. zwillingstürme is coming to global arknights soon. it will be coming. zwillingstürme.
#im terricited#if it's good you will never hear me shut the fuck up. it's bad you will never hear from me again.#but i will be going insane regardless#yin-thoughts#arknights
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danny phantom mikegerrymichael au but its Michael Shelley living as a distortion avatar in the archives.
The spiral marked him and took him a lot faster than in canon and it’s trying to appear as human as possible and to avoid getting found out by Gertrude-
Sam and Tucker are Gerry and Mike Crew and Michael has to avoid getting exposed as an avatar for a Very Extended Amount Of Time i will def elaborate later but like this wouldn’t be a high school au or anything but just danny phantom vibes. idk im just Thinking. Brainrot
HE’S GOING SPIRAL!!!
#tma#the magnus archives#im going fucking insane#IM GOING NUTS.#BONKERS EVEN#michael shelley#michael distortion#gertrude robinson#eric delano#honkygay talks#honkygaystoptalking#petition to get me to shut up#danny phantom#i need to be put down#its the year 2023 and i still cant move past my danny phantom phase#shit shaped me as a human being#mikegerrymichael#michaelgerrymike#doorkeay#doorkeaybolt#oh man.
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god oh my god oh my fucking god I sprained both my wrists but I couldn’t fucking careless holy fucking shit he’s here he’s here he’s here’s I’m shaking
#SHIDOUvvgdishsihh#SHIDOUUU#HE#HE LOOKS SO BASTARDOUS#IM WAILING#IM SCREAMING#I LITERALLY#GOD#SHIDOU#IM SO FUCKING HAPPY#GOD IS KIND#THIS IS WORTH EVERY BAD THING THAT HAS HAPPRNED IN MY LIFE#IM GOING INSANE#GENUINELY#SHIDOUUUU!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMM GOD#GETVIN MY BED RN RN BITCH U ARE SO FINE#SHUT UP HES HOT OKAY I NEED HIM NOW#N O W#windshield rambles (^･o･^)
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yeah so I am sick (-_- )
#only i would get sick while never leaving the house. ridiculous#i would never say i hate winter but this sucksss 😭#also im in bed and theres a fucking CAR that wont shut up and its driving me INSANE it just constantly beeps all day n night#i have to cover my ears when i wanna go to sleep </3#kae.txt
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i wish i didnt have avpd bc if i didnt i'd knock on my neighbor's door and ask him everything im wondering. such as 1) are u ever at class????? or are u at home constantly????. 2) why are u always in your kitchen when u have a 3room apartment to yourself?. 3) how is it even possible that u have things to do in your kitchen and make consistent noise from 8am to 12pm?????. 4) why do u walk like and elephant instead of like a normal person? plus why do u slam stuff instead of closing it normally?. 5) do u ever study or do u just walk around and slam stuff in the kitchen all day?. 6) genuinely WHAT tf are u doing in there???? why are u in your kitchen all day every day wtf is wrong with u?????
#i hate him so fucking much#like i just do not understand WHAT he's doing#like im just chilling in my room and all of a sudden BANG he slams a cabinet#then 10 mins later i hear a BAM and he's thrown smth in his sink#he is ONE person in there where do he even get all the stuff to throw around??#and he is a fulltime student so why is he never at class?? why does he never sit down and study?? idgi#i hate hiiiiiim no one has ever made this much noise#if he just had furniture in his kitchen it would bring the noise down a little but no he doesnt want that#im going insane this is so insufferable to deal w#i just want some fkn peace and quiet#not even im my own room is it ever quiet im going crazy#it's so fucked up to not be allowed to exist in silence bc#BANG BANG BANG your neighbors do things 24/7#fuckkkkkking hell i want them to die so bad just die and shut up! or act normal like everyone else?????
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YOU MAKE THAT POST AND DON'T SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON EVERYONE'S OPINION ON SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG???
I MEAN IT'S SUCH A NICHE FUCKING TOPIC LMAO I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD CARE
but anyway here's the Egregiously Simplified version of Everyone Is Forced To Play Ten Routes Of Shadow The Hedgehog And Has To Give Their Opinion Afterwards
#snap chats#i already hear someone going 'the fuck you mean mine is number one shadow the hedgehog defender' YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME#at first i do think he'd be like 'what the fuck' but then going through all of shadows routes. or at least ten to get the final story#and seeing the constant betrayal and inability to trust others he faced yet still ultimately persevering due to his promise to maria#i think bro would be moved.. just a little.. would he think shadow a bit headassed for that considering what the humans did to him#Of Course but also its evident that shadows clearly taking things into his own hands now- as righteous of a mission as it is#despite the persistent attempted influence by everyone around him. shadows a complicated TRAGEDY he'd be moved#mine's artsy like that..... gotta go before i get shot ive said insane things before but this one'll take the cake me thinks#im not explaining everyone else mine's just felt like the one i NEEDED to explain lest i look more insane than usual#06 daigo's purely a Shadow Angst enjoyer. he understands shadow and he's wallowing in the misery of his backstory#majima's weird to categorize cause he definitely can be like Lmao The Fuck and/or just play the game chaotically#and then the aspects of identity come in and on the outside he'll be like 'bro its not that deep' but on the inside its like#Damn He Just Like Me Fr. i think. idk i dont study majima leave me alone im not making ANOTHER One Chara Exclusive category#i said i wouldnt explain anyone else and here i am explaining shut UP im gonna go eat#im not looking at this anymore bye#FORCING myself to leave cause i really will just end up typing essays on bitches perceiving shadow LMAOO
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A seemingly never ending story full of riveting arcs and hooks that continuously built on one another time and time again, and it ends like that??? With a god damn cliffhanger???!?! Im gonna combust
#orv#orv spoilers#it took me... so long to read it#im gonna bludgeon someone istg#'oh but lynx. isn't the entire point of the last part of the book that what happens after the story can only be imagined by the reader?'#shut up. shut the fuck up. what if i just want to read a nice happy ending for them huh? what about then?#this is worse than svsss. now i HAVE to go find a fanficion that'll tell me a nice ending otherwise im gonna go insane and think too much
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Having a media special interest and sharing a fanbase with people who constantly mischaracterize the characters and relationships within the media
#IM GOING FUCKING INSANE.#shut up shut up you literally don’t understand it oh my god#autism#actually autistic#special interest#I wish I could remove their access to it
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