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thedankmemes · 3 days
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prokopetz · 2 days
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I'm curious, because trying to find it leaves me with nothing and I know search engines around here are questionable at best, but do you still have that post about a campaign where it's waiting to see how long it takes before the players realize that the big cheese is the great gorgon Zola?
I'm afraid that one wasn't one of mine, though I suspect I know which post you're thinking of:
https://www.tumblr.com/the-real-seebs/107349498038/one-of-the-things-thats-important-in-a
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iknowmorethanyou · 17 hours
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justaclowngirl · 3 days
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Early morning clown shenanigans
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oldinterneticons · 3 days
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I hate OLIVE you!
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brandyllyn · 3 days
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My quilt guild challenge this year is "Play on words" and we are supposed to make a idiom or a pun come to life on a small quilt.
This is mine. I named him Carl which is irrelevant but I felt you should know.
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[Hint: He's a pun.]
He's an alligator in a vest .
He's an investigator.
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charliepunningstar · 4 hours
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Ya know, Ive known Alastor for quite some time and not many people know this about him but he is a very skilled archer!
One could say he's quite the arrow ace. - 🌹
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urhokarila · 6 months
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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
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selkypostergirl · 6 months
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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum
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wekny · 3 months
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spectacular how he overcomes the situation
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thedankmemes · 2 days
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sourcreammachine · 5 months
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oh shit - i was time travelling and accidentally killed an ancient italian. doesn’t matter tho everyone was killing each other, when in Reme do as the Remans
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iknowmorethanyou · 2 days
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gizmotemusic · 2 months
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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:
equine -> horses
bovine -> cows
murine -> mice/rats
porcupine -> porcupines
wolverine -> wolves
marine -> marmosets
saline -> salmonella
cosine -> cosmonauts
citrine -> citrus
combine -> combs
famine -> your fam
bromine -> your bros
palpatine -> your pals
alpine -> alps
christine -> christ
asinine -> asses
machine -> the speed of sound
landmine -> explosions
migraine -> migrants
trampoline -> tramps
dopamine -> dopes
medicine -> the Medici family
praline -> prey
masculine -> mascara
feminine -> femurs
latrine -> latissimus dorsi
fettuccine -> fetuses
poutine -> sadness
turbine -> turbans
engine -> england
supine -> soup
valentine -> valence electrons
Follow for more nature facts!
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justaclowngirl · 2 days
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ARCH PICS for anyone who wants to send me $20 for food!
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l-swizzle · 6 months
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Me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see the hulk throw my car at a villain and miss
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