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jackiequick · 10 months

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Royalty AU - The Regency Era 💎

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— @msrochelleromanofffelton inspired idea by Bridgerton

— Maiden Amelia Parker 🧹

Sweet and Sassy. Sometimes This girl got a serious eye roll

Works for The Feltons 💅🏽

Lady In Waiting (makes sure everyone is dressed up, brings in letters to her bosses and on time for events etc.)

Usually found wondering the areas to making sure things are alright, doesn’t like to hear the gossip around the halls from the family

— Sir Tyler Sharp 🧲

Nice, a bit of chatterbox, always tries to be serious and kinda silly

Works for The Marsh’s 🌸

A little timid a times but rather a bit of a charmer. He loves hearing the gossip with the the people of the court.

Makes sure the stables are fine, bringing in meals, standing behind holding umbrellas, and hanging out with the help

— Sir Jason Underwood 🛠

Always annoyed with everyone but rather sweet depending upon the person.

Works for The Strange’s 🪄

You can find him always reading a book, sending out letters to subjects, throwing out a few glares to the help and rather nice.

You can picture Afield Pennyworth but blonde, snapping at everybody to do their jobs lol

— Lady Stephanie Foster 📖

Darling, such a sweetheart and a bit of a caring maid

Works for House Stark’s 💰

She will spill secrets and hand over every newspapers with gossip around the land

A maid always trying to have a little bit of fun with the help. Hosting tea parties with the other maids & masters, has a shoulder to cry on, trying out the chefs latest treats and etc.

— Lady Sabrina Wilson 🍰

Darling, caring, respectful and a maiden with a soft smile

Work for The Lehnsherr’s 🛡as her big brother is a knight of the land.

Spends her time holding the peoples swords and weapons, having them sharpened and cleaned to perfection.

Doesn’t care for games and gossip, unless needed. Holding items for her lords and ladies, whenever called for. However she spends her time with the chef of the house

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The Upperclassman Folk 💠

— Princess Estella Strange 👑

The runaway princess, rather not be dressed in a gown but out in the stables and walking the land.

She tends to be seen in the main hall trying to jewelry, making sure the guards know what needs to be done and questioning everyone.

Sweet, charming with a soft smile on her face, clever and gentle with most.

She tends to be very helpful and always tries to see the other person’s perspective.

As her brother rules, she’s in her corner of the palace reading and writing, setting up events for others in the land to attend, and getting fitted for certain items of clothing.

— Lady Alexandra ‘Lexi’ Banner 🍏

One wouldn’t think she’s upper class like her brother and nephew due to the way she acts and dresses, but she is.

Always told to say quiet, sit straight, talk when needed and act pretty like she’s romanized by the lifestyle.

Carries around a small pet, like a dog per say, since she’s found nearby the gardens.

She tends to have a bit of a temper, getting twitchy at times and playing quietly with her nails, listening to other people speak.

Not interested in falling into any man’s arms that walked past her. Mostly because she’s unseen by most at parties, so the girl will find herself nearby the treats table.

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greenninjagal-blog · 4 years

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Does Virgil from Weightless ever find his skin? It’s one of my favourite fics from you and I’d love to read what happens after!

Oof, okay so in Weightless, Virgil does find his skin! I won’t write it, purely because I don’t have the time :/// but I can give you some run downs of what would happen!!

((This is still longer than I meant it to be oh my god))

First order of business is Patton uses some of his djinn magic to locate a magic shop which is run by a pixie who calls himself Deceit and whom absolutely abhors Patton. He’s sympathetic to Virgil’s cause but he runs a business so in exchange for an actual locating spell that works on people from memory he needs something just as powerful in return.

Logan steps up and offers a bit of his blood-- him being part gorgon gives him potent blood that is definitely is rare. Deceit eyes him warily but accepts it and he gives Virgil the spell.

((Deceit also reveals the secret that Patton’s been hiding while they’re there: as a Djinn he can’t disobey any order. Which is why he’s always being so helpful and when the others ask him to do basic things he drops whatever he’s doing to complete the task. It also includes things such as “Don’t listen to this conversation until I snap my fingers” while Deceit does just because he’s petty and can.))

While they were out though, their house got broken into and its no longer safe at home, so Roman cashes in a favor with his brother in order for them to have a place to crash. Logan and Patton go over the spell with Virgil which requires the user of it to fall to sleep before its activated. Remus and Roman have a heart to heart which turns into Roman coughing up blood and his own secret being revealed: the reason why Roman acts so scattered brained and often has a hard time thinking about the others is because he quite literally can’t stop thinking about having sex, and if he goes too long without engaging in it his body starts breaking down. He was cursed as a young adult by a vengeful witch who thought they were dating when he thought they were just friends....who sometimes slept together.

((He knows its not an excuse for him acting like that, which is why he never mentioned it to anyone, but also why he’s always seeking out partners and even though he’s an incubus, he thinks if he never had sex again he’d be okay. ))

Virgil sleeps and the spell works and when he wakes up Logan hands him a map and in a trance-like state marks with a pen where his attackers are.

Remus is really excited to see an opportunity to beat up people so he comes with them to confront the guys. The attackers turn out to be a from a low level gang so there are a lot of them and turns out there were people watching them when they left Deceit’s place, the gang over powered him and dragged him out to their warehouse where they were were in the process of ripping out his wings.

And Remus completely ignores any “don’t kill” suggestions and goes right to ripping out some throats the second he sees any magical creature being tortured like that. Roman isn’t far behind them and Patton uses his magic to help free Deceit and try to heal the places where his wings were damaged. Virgil breaks the water pipes and use his water manipulating ability to defend Patton and Deceit.

((Patton reveals here that the reason why Deceit hates him so much is because he knows Deceit’s true name, which gives him absolutely control over the pixie, but Patton uses it to make Deceit stay awake through the pain, as he lost a lot of blood and if he fell unconscious now he probably wouldn’t wake back up))

Logan curbs enough of Roman and Remus’s rage to save one of the gang in order to ask him what happened to the selkie skin they stole, (and the gang member looks around at all his dead friends and asks “a skin was worth all this?” and Logan asks him, “Did you not think you were ruining lives by taking things that weren’t yours? Did you truly think no one was hurt by your actions?”)

The gang member admits they don’t have the skin, but that they sold it to these collectors: the Ackroyds, who paid them really well for it, you see? They had all sort of freaky things in their collection and he’d take a skin but he wouldn’t like kill the things and put them on display like those humans do.

And Logan freezes up at the name, noticeably, but the man is hysterical with trying to prove that he’s not really that bad, and before anyone can do anything, Logan takes off his glasses and turns the man to stone.

He puts them back on immediately but steps away from the group and refuses to look at them. He tells them that the skin is a lost cause and that they should give up.

To which Virgil is audibly horrified and angry because they got this far!! And Logan promised him--!! and Logan whips around and tells him that he never made any such promises and that if Virgil doesn’t let it go he’ll turn Virgil to stone as well, because he won’t like Virgil drag all his friends to their dooms.

At which, Deceit laughs brokenly, and asks if Logan go to attempt to make his own collection just like his parents--

And Logan’s secret comes to light: he wasn’t always part gorgon. He was actually human and his parents are mythical creature collectors but they collected creatures like butterflies: killing and pinning them in glass cases. But they often found that some creatures were immune to dying in ways that didn’t desecrate their bodies. Their solution? Find a way to make them ever lasting statues, using their son and a very expensive, unrepeatable experiment.

Logan admits that he remembers the faces of every person that his parents forced him to kill, of everyone who meets his eyes. Its his curse, and he’s always been afraid of it, because one day...he always knew that he’d join their collection too. He ran away as soon as he could, but his parents had people track him down and he was dragged back to them and they began to lock him in his room, and he was not allow out of the house at all anymore. Logan managed to escape by chance just before his sixteenth birthday.

By the time he’s finished talking he’s shaking and his knees give out but Remus is there to catch him and no one knows what to say about anything.

“I can’t...” Logan whispers, “I can’t let you go there. I can’t... please... anyone who goes there doesn’t.....get out...”

And surprisingly its Roman who speaks up, strangely blithely about it all, “Well, they were always alone, weren’t they? Hey, Specs, don’t you know you aren’t alone, anymore?”

And it turns into a rallying thing where the six of them agree that they have each other, and that they can work together to take down Logan’s parents and keep any more mythical creatures from dying at their hands. I don’t have the actual final battle thing planned out so the rest of this is really but scratched out notes and concepts that if i were actually writing this, would be subject to change according to where the plot goes.

They infiltrate first by using Virgil’s selkie rareness to draw the attention of the Ackroyds.

Unfortunately the Ackroyds are expecting them so they kinda all stumble into a trap and Logan is taken back by his parents for-- and what great timing this is! They have a new rare species!! An archangel who would look magnificent next to the Avians!

((The archangel is like eight. His name is Thomas and he’s sobbing because he doesn’t know how to use his powers yet.))

But first, its a good thing to take care of the meddling monsters that Logan had first become friends with. Starting with that selkie! And because they want him to look picture perfect even as stone they get his skin and tell him that if he cooperates they’ll let the djinn and the incubi go free (the pixie has to stay though. Its another rarity).

And well.

Virgil has been holding on to a secret too.

He’s actually the goddamn Prince of the entire fucking sea and his power is linked to his skin.

Which means that when they put the skin back on him, his abilities increase about 100fold. We stan OP Virgil in this house. Remind me how much of humans is water again? Yeah. Virgil drowns them in their own bodies and frees everyone else.

The Ackroyds have like a lot of people working for them though, so theres a battle that happens and in the middle of it Logan’s glasses get knocked off and broken and Thomas throws himself in front of Logan. Which, because Logan’s gorgon eyes are the same as staring into someone’s soul, leads to Logan staring into Thomas’s divine soul and it literally burns and blinds him.

((Thomas is really sorry, but Logan just starts sobbing thank yous to this eight year old, because now he’s never going to be forced to kill someone else.))

Our heroes win!! The Ackroyds are finished. Patton and Deceit put aside their differences in order to take joint custody of babey archangel Thomas and they, along with Roman and Logan end up living in a beach house together while researching how to remove the curse that’s on Roman. Remus comes and goes, bringing back exotic podcasts for Logan to listen too and bringing news from other locations about monster hunting.

Logan broke into his family vault and took all the money that his parents made off of selling and exploiting creatures and used it all to finance mythical creatures safehouses all across the globe. He trusts Remus and Roman to help watch over them.

Virgil returns to the ocean, just like Logan said he would at the very beginning of the story, although its because he has prince duties to adhere too. And he still sneaks up every once in a while to have dinner with all of them because I’m weak and soft for found family.

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arya-skywalker · 4 years

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Like Father Like Son (Sanders Sides Ella Enchanted AU — Part 2)

Note: This AU is a mix of the Ella Enchanted book and movie, as well as Sanders Sides and some original twists. As with the movie, there will be some... historical inaccuracies.

CW: implied abuse, obedience curse (Virgil literally can’t say no to anything seen as an order which is... problematic). Please tell me if I need to tag anything else.

Part 1

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Virgil trotted to the kitchen. “Sorry I’m late! Remus was being a pain,” he said, reaching for an apron.

“Oh it’s fine—“ Patton turned to face him, then dropped the bowl he was holding. “Oh my stars.... you look just like him...”

Virgil instinctively caught the bowl before it could spill. “Like Remus? Gods I hope not!”

Patton put his hand on Virgil’s cheek. “No. Like your father... you’re wearing his favorite tunic.” He smiled faintly, tears in his eyes.

“Oh Pat...” He blushed under the makeup, then put down the bowl and swept the fatherly fairy up in a hug. “I miss him too.” He held Patton until the latter’s tears subsided, gently as if afraid the fairy would break in his arms.

Patton sniffled and eventually pulled away. “Our little boy growing up,” he said.

Virgil rolled his eyes. “Time flies,” he muttered, putting on the apron to keep his father’s tunic clean. He crackled his knuckles, then glanced around the kitchen. “Okay, what do you need me to do?”

Patton sighed. “The Master insists on a multi-course feast.... which means we need meat,” he mumbled.

Virgil put a hand on Patton’s shoulder. “You won’t need to touch it, I promise,” he said, his expression softening. “Just stay on this side of the kitchen and you won’t even need to look at it until it’s done, okay?”

Patton wiped his face on his sleeve. “You shouldn’t need to.... but thank you,” he said.

Virgil kissed his forehead, then dove into preparing the meat, knowing Patton would cry or hurl if he saw the poor dead creature.

“You deserve better than this, Virg,” Patton said after a few minutes.

“We’ve been over this. Life isn’t fair,” Virgil retorted, chopping up the meat with a bit more force than necessary. “Never has been. Never will be.” He slid the chunks of meat into a pot.

“B-But it should be.”

Vigil turned to look at Patton, who seemed about to cry. He sighed. “I’m sorry. I wish things were better too, okay? But if I get my hopes up, that only means heartbreak later.”

Patton nodded. “I guess so....”

Virgil gave him a half-hearted thumbs up, then went back to making the stew. Not the fanciest dish, but he didn’t care. Patton wouldn’t go near the table if there was a roast swan or a full pig or anything else that still looked like its living form.

Suddenly the kitchen went deathly quiet— which could only mean one thing. The master of the house cleared his throat. “Virgil. Come here now.”

Virgil exhaled sharply, then trudged over to his step father. “Yes?”

“Yes, what?”

Virgil clenched his jaw. “Yes, sir? What do you want?”

“I want you to stay out of sight until our guests leave. I don’t want them to know you exist. Is that clear?” His step father crossed his arms, glaring down at him.

Virgil ducked his head to hide his grin, grateful for his long bangs. “I want” was not an order. “I want” didn’t trigger the curse. “I want” gave him freedom. “Perfectly clear, sir,” he piped up.

His step father grunted, then left without another word. Virgil laughed when he was out of sight.

Patton put a hand on his shoulder. “So.... what are you gonna do?” He asked quietly. “I can cover for you.”

Virgil smirked. “I’m gonna go play a prank on a prince,” he said.

Patton bit his lip. “Be careful and stay safe,” he said.

Those orders served as protection charms, and they both knew that by now. Virgil smiled and hugged him. “Thanks, pops,” he said. “You, too.” Then he was off, darting out the door before anyone could stop him.

#sanders sides #ella enchanted au #sanders sides fanfic #aryaskywalker writes #virgil sanders #patton sanders #tw slavery #obedience curse

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katesattic · 6 years

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Deceit: I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practised in the ancient art ... of origami.

Virgil: Paper folding?

Deceit, under his breath: Oh ... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was.

#incorrect quotes #source: ella enchanted #sorry if someone used this quote before but it just screams deceit #i decided to go with virgil cause of their presumed history and patton likes crafts so he would totally know what origami is #also logan is a smarty pants and it just didn’t seem like something roman would say #sanders sides #the dark sides #virgil sanders #deceit #thatsthat24 #thomas sanders #incorrect sanders sides quotes #personal

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tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors · 2 years

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I have a lot of time to think at work and my brains just been making a LAOFT and Ella Enchanted crossover bevause Ellas gifts the opposite of Pattons and I imagine if they were in the same year she'd like hanging around him because he never tells her to do anything. Tho gods help her fairy godmother when ppl realize what her gift is- 👽

i fucking LOVE talking about ella and patton parallels

#ask #anonymous #laoft meta

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donttellthemangosiwashere · 5 years

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TS Enchanted

Ella Enchanted is a Logince movie and no one can tell me it’s not Logan is Ella Roman is Char Remy is Benny

Emile is Mandy

Virgil is Slannon

Patton is Lucinda Deceit is Uncle Edgar (im sorry i hate that he’s always the villain in these things but the sass and the snake theme i cant--)

#sanders sides #logince #ts roman #ts logan #sanders sides au #i dont know who would be Brunhilda but making her Remus makes me laugh a whole lot

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perspective-series · 5 years

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Switched Perspective (23)

By: @arc852 and @hiddendreamer67

Warnings: Mentions of Past Trauma, guilt, fear

Surprise, it’s a day early so we can post the very last chapter tomorrow!

(Check the reblog for the links to the previous chapters and the prequel!)

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“Er, sorry about the door.” The girl in purple and teal said. “It was her idea.” She pointed to the other girl.

“I...whu…” Thomas dropped the spatula in his hands with wides eyes, the utensil clattering to the floor.

“I’m Mandy, this is Arc.” Mandy, the one in red and blue gestured to herself and then her companion with her thumb.

Arc waved with a smile. “Hi!”

Virgil simply stared at them, as everyone else was. “I-I’m sorry, what? How did you even…” He glanced down at the door.

Arc grinned. “We’re witches!” She said as if that explained everything.

“And we’re here to make things write.” Mandy smirked, making a quill appear briefly in her hand. The others didn’t seem to catch her drift, so with a sigh Mandy made the quill disappear.

“What does that even mean?” Thomas looked confused.

“Aww, don’t read into it.” Arc teased, playfully elbowing Mandy. The two witches giggled at their own inside joke, not caring to explain their multi-dimensional, fourth wall-breaking humor.

“The witches are real.” Roman said breathlessly, torn between wonderment and terror.

“That...that isn’t possible…” Logan sat there, trying to comprehend what was happening as he gaped like a fish.

At the sound of their voices, Mandy let out a gasp, taking a step forward and grabbing Arc’s arm. She pointed at Patton’s hands. “Oh my goodness, look at them. They’re cuter than I imagined.”

Patton held the two closer to himself as the two witches came closer. Looking at them both warily. Arc’s eyes widened. “Oh my gosh, you’re right.” She sent the two of them a smile. “Hello Roman, Logan. It’s nice to finally meet you two.” She paused. “Oh, and it’s great to meet you guys too!” She said, looking between Patton, Virgil and Thomas.

“How do you know who we are?” Logan asked warily.

“And why’d you curse us?” Roman got straight to the point.

“‘Curse’ is a strong word.” Mandy put her fingers in a steeple formation. “This is more like… a gift gone awry. Have any of you seen the movie ‘Ella Enchanted’? It’s about a girl who’s fairy godmother gives her the gift of obedience. Sounds like a great idea, but ends up backfiring. Repeatedly.”

“In other words, we really were just trying to help you guys.” Arc finished and Virgil let out a humorless chuckle, bringing attention to himself.

“Yeah, well, fat load of good all this did.” He waved towards all of them, indicating their sizes. “You know, none of this would have happened if you had just left us alone.” Virgil growled through grit teeth.

Arc frowned. “We can still fix this.” She walked over to Thomas and held out her hand. “The scroll, if you could, please Thomas.”

“...I left it in my bedroom.” Thomas said, almost in a daze.

“Then go get it.” Mandy waved him off with an eye roll, watching the human trip over himself to get the scroll. “Honestly, you all keep leaving your props in the most bizarre places. You didn’t even put away the ice cream yesterday.”

Roman blinked. “We didn’t?” Not that it was his responsibility, being only a few inches tall, but...still. That was a lot of ice cream wasted.

“Here’s the scroll, your majesty.” Thomas panted, running back into the room to hand it to Arc.

Arc laughed. “Arc is fine, Thomas, neither of us are royalty.”

“Speak for yourself.” Mandy preened, looking pleased.

Arc ignored her. She looked down at the scroll moving it so Mandy could see it too. “Alright...I’m thinking we change that?” She pointed.

“Perfect.” Mandy pulled the quill out from thin air again, crossing out the text and scribbling something else down. “All set, the terms of your contract have been changed.”

“Changed how, exactly?” Logan pressed, always a stickler for details.

“All of you are no longer required to be friends.” Mandy explained, her quill disappearing. “But in exchange, you do have to live together.”

Virgil blinked. “I’m...I’m sorry, what?”

“Basically,” Arc continued. “You don’t have to be friends but you have to be civil and agree that you, Virgil, won’t move when you return to your original height.”

“Any questions?” Mandy asked, taking the scroll and shoving it back into a flustered Thomas’ hands.

“Well, actually-”

“Good!” Mandy cut Roman off. She raised her hand, and with a puff of smoke both witches were gone as quickly as they appeared.

“What...What the hell was that!” Virgil exclaimed.

“Virgil…” Patton warned at the language and his tone. Virgil shook his head, trying to calm himself down. But it wasn’t really working.

“This is insane, how does this even help us?!”

“It gives an opportunity for redemption.” Roman huffed. “Now suck it up and make up already you two.”

Virgil bit his lip, looking over at Logan, knowing Roman was talking about the two of them. Or, really, more specifically himself. He sighed. “You’re right…” He took a step closer to the human turned borrower and found himself unable to meet his eyes as he began to speak. “Logan…” He thought back to his previous conversations with both Roman and Patton. “I messed up.”

“Indeed.” Logan agreed.

“Logan.” Thomas gave a warning tone, still clutching the scroll.

Logan sighed. “I have committed many errors as well.”

“I want to be clear that I really don’t want you dead.” Virgil said, closing his eyes for a moment. “I just...I let my anger get the best of me and I did things to you and-and you, Roman, that I’m not proud of. That I regret.”

Patton smiled, his heart welling up inside his chest. “Aww, kiddo…” He was proud of him for trying to make things right.

Roman didn’t meet his eye.

“That is...welcoming to hear.” Logan admitted. “Though I hypothesized such a mindset, your actions at times made me suspect otherwise. It is at least of benefit to know that your actions were not intentionally fatal.”

“...but they were fatal.” Roman couldn’t help but mutter.

“I beg your pardon?” Logan turned to him.

“Virgil, you still-” Roman took a deep breath. “You could have killed Logan. Me. Us. And I really do think that wasn’t your intention, but… it just kept happening. And I just want to know why I wasn’t enough to stop it.”

Virgil’s eyes widened and he could already feel the tears start to roll down his cheeks. “Roman...I-” Virgil bit his lip as he looked down at the ground. “None of this is your fault Roman. And you shouldn’t blame yourself for not being able to stop me, I’m not your responsibility.” He sighed, running a hand through his hair.

“I think, the truth is...I’m still scared.” Virgil admitted quietly.

“Kiddo?” Patton asked but he already knew what Virgil meant.

“I’m still scared and I forced it to turn into anger because I could finally do something about it.” Virgil added on, possibly even quieter this time.

“It’s a survival mechanism.” Logan’s eyes widened in realization. “A side effect of the …. Traumatic events.” Logan paused. “For which I am responsible.”

“I scared him too.” Roman admitted.

“You didn’t resort to cages.” Logan sighed, knowing he was fully responsible. “And you didn’t mistreat Virgil as I did.”

Virgil finally looked up and met Logan’s eyes. “A large part of me is still scared that you’ll put me back in that cage.” Virgil closed his eyes. “Especially...after what I’ve done today.”

Patton felt his eyes water at the sight of Virgil so scared. He knew all too well what Virgil was dealing with in terms of feelings.

“I understand your fears.” Logan admitted, knowing he still felt a similar fear that Virgil would reach out and grab him at any moment. “But Virgil, I can assure you that is not the case. I do not feel a need for revenge against you, at any size. I simply want safety and peace between us. I am sympathetic towards your plight and already intended to return that device at my earliest convenience, once I can again lift the contraption unassisted.”

“I...want to believe you.” Virgil admitted but his heart still beat rapidly inside his chest. “It’s just hard.”

“I...think that’s what this is for.” Thomas spoke up, looking again at the scroll. “Perhaps that’s why you two are meant to agree to be roommates- so you can have time to understand each other.”

“That makes sense.” Patton agreed, looking over Thomas’ shoulder to see the scroll too. “Remember guys, those witches changed the rules. You don’t have to be friends and make up right this minute. You just have to agree and promise you’ll live together.”

“I...guess you do have a point.” Virgil admitted. Still, the thought of interacting with Logan at his normal size again was giving him anxiety already.

“Well, what do you say?” Roman looked between the two. “Can you two suck up your pride for once?”

Logan rolled his eyes at Roman’s comment, but took a step forward. “I am willing to coexist.” Logan declared, sticking out his hand. “I promise to be understanding to the best of my ability and provide a safe living environment.”

Virgil hesitated before reaching out and gently taking Logan’s hand between his two fingers. “And-And I promise to give you a chance and to not move away.”

“Aww, this is so pure.” Patton whispered in glee.

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redbelles · 5 years

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question time!

tagged by the ever-lovely @mvcreates and the delightful @karenpage <3

1. how tall are you? 5′4″; i’m smol but fighty

2. what color and style is your hair? as dark brown as you can get without actually hitting black. i shaved it all off in 2017, but it grows stupid fast, so right now it’s just past my shoulders. i got bored this past summer and now the last three.....four.....ish inches have been fried bleached light blonde so i can fuck around with color!

3. what color are your eyes? brown w/some green thrown in for fun

4. do you wear glasses? yep!

5. do you wear braces? i had braces in middle school after years and years of a retainer to fix my Extremely Fucked Up teeth after i smashed my face into, in no particular order, an airport “will your carry on fit” box, a monkey bar platform, and an arena wall. i swear i’m not actually that accident-prone! kid me just went really, really hard all the goddamn time

6. what is your fashion style? i live in leggings and flannel; lots of black, lots of plaid, and also lots of sweatshirts. when i’m not rocking that pnw hipster aesthetic, i’m probably decked out in hockey stuff. shoe-wise, either docs, converse, or Aggressively Fancy Heels

7. full name? [redacted]

8. when were you born? ‘92

9. where are you from and where do you live now? pnw! and now i’m hanging out in the inland northwest

10. what school do you go to? i did my time at a small liberal arts college w/pretentions of sporting relevance

11. what kind of student are you? i’m a phenomenal student when my brain isn’t actively fucking me over; when it is, i’m [static noises] and “extensions pls” all over the damn place

12. do you like school? yeah! i regret not being more functional during my years at college, but i’m looking forward to someday getting my shit together and going back for an mfa

13. what are your favorite school subjects? H I S T O R Y!!!!!!!! also english/literature/writing/what have you

14. favorite TV shows? uh. the punisher, sons of anarchy, hell on wheels, leverage, miss fisher’s murder mysteries, and also buzzfeed unsolved (i blame @karenpage )

15. favorite movies? THE MUMMY. also pacific rim, atonement, and patton. oh wAIT, ALSO CLUE!!! goddammit, also lit. everything miyazaki has ever produced.

16. favorite books? how dare you ask me something like this! there’s no way to definitively pick, but here, have a selection: his dark materials, the song of the lioness quartet, ella enchanted, an inquiry into love and death, yume no hon, bone map, all the pretty horses, the things they carried, vampires in the lemon grove, everything in this country must, keturah and lord death, and here, bullet

17. favorite pastime? reading, writing, horseback riding, mechanical maintenance (cars, planes, boats, motorcycles, etc.), and listening to bruce springsteen music. ALSO HOCKEY.

18. do you have any regrets? m a n y.

19. dream job? someone pays me money to write words

20. would you like to get married someday? hard pass.

21. would you like to have kids someday? even harder pass.

23. do you like shopping? absolutely yes, except for the part where i have no money

24. what countries have you visited? usa, iceland, and england! hoping to visit many more, but there’s that whole “money” thing again

25. what’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? oh fuck, the one where i was trapped in my first grade classroom with so many snakes you couldn’t see the floor, just a writhing, hissing carpet of snakes. jesus fucking christ, so many snakes.

26. do you have any enemies? lmao, probably

27. do you have an s/o? nope!

28. do you believe in miracles? right now? no. maybe someday.

tagging @jacyevans @chaserandseeker @thatworldinverted @ltfrankcastle @foggiestnelson @sneakyasaspider @carry-the-sky and anyone else who’d like a go

#dash games #meet the blogger

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charlieism · 6 years

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2017 Fic List

These are all the fanfics that I wrote and posted this year! I hope if you decide to read any that you like them :)

Fluff:

Polyamsanders / Platonic

Snowballs and Sweaters (2918 words)

Roman, Patton, Virgil and Logan celebrate Christmas together.

Loved (1085 words)

Its late at night, Logic is tired and gets cuddled by his boyfriends.

Soothing (Platonic, or anyone with Virgil) (2499 words)

In which each side discovers that Anxiety likes having his hair played with.

Numbers Do Justice (453 words) (Based off artwork)

Prince and Anxiety can't sit in silence together for too long, Anxiety has to offend Roman somehow!

Reflexes (926 words)

“Luck?” “Nope. Skill.” “If it was skill then do it again.”

Logicality

Golden Mornings (844 words)

Waking up to a golden morning

Kiss It Better (925 words)

Logan is sick and Patton is a good boyfriend.

Carnival (1349 words)

Logan takes Patton to a carnival.

Friendship Bracelets (959 words)

"Well, since you're my best friend, I wanted to give you something to remember that we're good friends? So... I made us friendship bracelets." Morality rushed bashfully, thrusting his hands out and revealing to Logan the surprise.

Surprisingly Nice (687 words)

Cuddling is a surprisingly nice activity, Logic has found.

Prinxiety

Of Ink Stains and Love Notes (5194 words)

Everyone has a soulmate. Almost everyone finds their soulmate and forms a relationship with them, be it romantic or platonic. Some people have the link, an anomaly in which anything that is written, drawn, or doodled onto one person's skin will appear on their soulmate's skin, in the exact same place. Roman has the link. Or at least, he likes to believe he does.

Thunderstorms (877 words)

Anxiety hates thunderstorms, but he doesn't have to suffer through them alone anymore.

Holding Hands (3764 words)

Everyone ships it. The fans, the viewers, Patton, even Logic. Prince and Anxiety won't ever get together, Anxiety knows this. There's literally no way ever. Even though everyone ships it. Prince and Anxiety are rivals, they don't like each other! Anxiety would never even think about befriending Prince. Just because it's a certain holiday with everyone telling them to get together doesn't mean anything's going to change.

Colour (880 words)

Anxiety has always associated people with colours. Roman is red.

Kitten (304 words)

"What's behind your back?"

Eyeshadow (2045 words)

“Ugh, you cannot take a hint.” He grumbled, making Anxiety frown in confusion. “Fine. I want you to do my eyeshadow.” Roman muttered.

Angst:

Happy Ending

Fake Smiles and False Confidence (Roman-centric) (4128 words)

Prince always brought up self love and saving himself because he knew he didn’t. Roman didn’t love himself, he hated himself, and he wanted to change that but he didn’t know how. His quest to save himself, to love himself, was taking so long and it wasn’t working at all, no matter how many fake smiles he shone and how much false confidence he oozed.

Apologies (Patton & Logan-centric) (2433 words)

“Logan?” He called cautiously. Silence followed. “Logan, I know you’re in your room. But I’m not going to come in if you don’t want me to, I know I upset you. And I just need you to know…” Patton exhaled shakily. “I’m sorry.”

Bottled Up Emotions (Logan-centric) (Written with an addition from @softbludemon)

Every time Logan represses a feeling, a bottled up emotion appears on a shelf. One day, the shelf breaks.

Love Is Stronger (Virgil-centric) (Prinxiety) (2064 words)

Ella Enchanted AU

The room, it was beautiful. Anxiety's fingers were linked with Roman's, and he couldn't pull them free, but he wanted to. He wanted to run away. Far away, away from Roman. Roman, who was tugging him through the door, into the Room of Mirrors. A room of beautiful mirrors and vines, of flowers and shining reflections, a room of memories and tradition and love. A room that would soon be where Prince died.

Just A Joke (Roman & Virgil-centric) (277 words)

Anxiety is scared of spiders. Prince regrets it.

Unhappy Ending

Untouchable (Virgil-centric) (347 words)

They thought me untouchable, but you swept me off my feet a lifetime ago and never quite put me down. Of course I was out of their reach.

Torn (Focuses on every side) (3603 words)

Tears dampened pillows and blankets, stained cheeks and rimmed eyes with scarlet red. Sobs shook each trait's body, pulling choked cries from aching throats and burning lungs. Each person sought comfort, searched desperately for a way to appease the hurt clawing at them from the inside out, only to find cold, unyielding isolation.

His Name (Logan-centric) (505 words)

Why did everybody else get reveal their names on their own? Why wasn’t he… why wasn’t he important enough to do that? Liked enough? Good enough? Why was he getting so upset over this, he was being unreasonable, it’s stupid, he should definitely not have tears in his eyes over such a trivial matter.

Against The Wall (Patton-centric) (1121 words) (A collab with @softbludemon!)

The wall that split them off, kept them alone and away from one another. Left them confined to their own rooms, to single-handedly be the characteristic they’re supposed to embody. To do all that work with zero help… zero support… zero love.

Without Us (Patton-centric) (613 words)

“No! I won’t do what you say any longer! It’s not all up to you, I’m important too, you don’t know everything, I’m here for a reason!” Patton yelled, chest heaving as he blinked back tears of fury.

Chapter fics: (AO3)

(aka my first sanders sides fics, jeez)

Opposites Attract (Prinxiety) (16172 words)

The one where everyone thinks Prince and Anxiety hate each other, but truthfully they really, really don't. Sure, they argue about pretty much everything, but what do people always say? Opposites Attract!

(Logically Speaking) Opposites Attract (Logicality, Prinxiety) (12595 words) (Sequel to Opposites Attract)

Prince and Anxiety are a couple. Misleading Compliment and Pranks are best friends. So who's left? Morality and Logic, of course.

Logic still attempts to ignore Dad, and often tries to push him away. In Logic's opinion, Dad just has too many feelings; they overflow out of him and splash onto everyone else, making them experience emotions as well. Ugh, feelings. The bane of Logan's existence.

They're even more of a problem when he starts experiencing...Something that he can't explain, whenever he looks at Morality. They are abnormal, peculiar, unorthodox... feelings and emotions. What do they mean, and what is Logic supposed to do about them?

Other Rambled Writing

Essentially where I write, outline, plan, theorise or come up with a story but it’s in tumblr text post format lol, inspired and based off anons that I get sent

Roman’s arc and room

Logan’s arc and room

Virgil believing in Santa

Roman’s Halloween costumes

When Thomas gets butterflies in his stomach, Virgil hiccups butterflies.

There we go! They’re all the fics that i have fully posted and have been able to hunt down lol i hope you like some of them?? (rereading some of my older ones was an Experience for myself lmao, and i’m not even sure if this is all the fics, i used to suck at tagging oml.)

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monixmoony · 6 years

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What would Sanders Sides watch/read as kids/teenagers

So I had this little headcanon going on in my head and I think it’s interesting enough to post it. Feel free to add your ideas! I’d love to know what you think about this! Based on my childhood, to be honest and a few ideas of friends of mine, as we were discussing it earlier ❤

@alyrie @remmythepegasis @jwolfik

LOGAN:

-Pan Samochodzik (Polish series, but I believe if Logan was living in Poland, he would read it xD)

-Star Wars and Star Trek

-Back to the Future

-Doctor Who (especially older seasons)

-Sherlock Holmes

-Death Note

-Once Upon a Time…Life

-E.T.

-The X-files

-Scooby-Doo

-Scholastic’s The Magic Schoolbus

-Jimmy Neutron

VIRGIL:

-The Addams Family

-Star Wars

-Tim Burton

-Disney

-Ruby Gloom

-Death Note

-Scooby-Doo

-Goosebumbs

-Are you afraid of the dark?

-Strange days at Blake Holsey High

-Casper

-Danny Phantom

ROMAN:

-Never ending Story

-Disney, Dreamworks, Pixar etc. etc.

-Tim Burton

-The Chronicles of Narnia

-Harry Potter

-Percy Jackson

-Sailor Moon

-Spirited Away

-Howl’s Moving Castle

-Tabaluga

-Princess Sissi

-Totally Spies

-Lucky Luke

-Powerpuff Girls

-American Dragon: Jake Long

-Samurai Jack

-Ella Enchanted

-Merlin

-Kim Possible

-Phineas and Ferb

PATTON:

-Anne of Green Gables

-Winnie the Pooh

-Pippi Langschtrumpf

-Loony Tunes

-Duck tales

-Micky the Mouse

-Maya the Bee

-Muumilaakson/Moomin

-The Smurfs

-My neighbor Totoro

-Wolf Children

-Sprited Away

-Howl’s Moving Castle

-Casper

-Clifford

-ALF

-Foster’s home for imaginary friends

#logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #sanders sides #headcanon

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ec-sanderssides · 7 years

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:O Ella enchanted prinxiety au during the scene where Ella has to try not to kill the prince????? (Angst with happy ending???)

Guess who actually managed to find wifi! I have a seven hour wait for the ferry, and I managed to find a nearby cafe with free wifi. So I figured I’d get this up. I hope you like it. I did change it a little from the original. Mostly because it’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie. Also you have no idea how tempted I was to just end it when Anxiety was being dragged off. But you did specify a happy ending

Anxiety had always figured he’d become a hermit. That once he was done with school, he’d go off into the forest, build a cottage miles and miles away from anyone else, and live there the rest of his life where no one could ever tell him what to do ever again.

He’d had it all planned out. And, sure he’d made a valiant effort to try and get the curse reversed by Lucinda. It had been worth a shot, at least. But if he hadn’t been able to, at least he’d had a back up plan, one that he could live with. He’d be fine either way.

Or at least he would have been if it hadn’t been for this stupid Prince coming in and making him fall for him.

If he hadn’t gotten caught up in the whole thing, if he hadn’t gone with Roman, this never would have happened. He wouldn’t be here standing in the Hall of Mirrors, dagger in his hand, and the worst order of his life echoing though his mind.

Roman was still smiling at him. His stupid, handsome face so open and trusting. Anxiety couldn’t do it. Please let him not be able to do. Somebody stop him. God please, please, please…

And Roman was kneeling, kneeling in front of him, and this couldn’t be happening. The world couldn’t be that cruel, to offer him everything he never knew he needed in the moment where everything was about to be destroyed.

But it was, it was.

Roman’s eyes were still shining, so blissfully unaware. Anxiety drank in the sight, knowing that he’d never see it again, no matter the outcome.

“Anxiety,” Roman said softly, “Will you marry me?”

The sobs Anxiety had been suppressing broke through. He could only shake his head and whimper, his eyes blurring with tears. Make this stop, please, please, please.

Roman smile had fallen now, a look of concern replacing it now. Concern he didn’t deserve.

“Anxiety?” he asked, “What’s wrong.”

“I can’t, I can’t, I can’t” Anxiety sobbed. “I l-love you, you st-stupid Prince, and I can’t!”

“No, no, it’s okay” Roman said soothingly, “Don’t say that. Is it your family? I assure, nothing can stop our love.”

Anxiety could only sob harder at that. This stupid, oblivious Prince.

Roman drew closer to him. “I love you so much, Anxiety,” he murmured, his hands coming up to draw Anxiety into a hug. “Everything will be alright, I promise.”

But it wouldn’t be.

Even now as Roman held him gently, Anxiety pathetically leaning into the last embrace he’d ever get, the bells were ringing. It was midnight.

In the mirror, Anxiety could see his hand rise, dagger clutched between bone-white fingers. He tried desperately to pull his hand back down, but it was no longer his own. His body belonged to the curse.

“No,” he whispered desperately, “No, please. I won’t. I can’t”

The dagger was still raised, prepared to plunge.

“I won’t do it. You can’t make me”

Anxiety could see his terror-wracked expression in the mirror.

“Just stop, stop yourself.”

His voice had gotten louder, prompting a confused murmur from Roman.

“Stop, stop right now!“

The dagger glinted, beginning to descend.

“I WILL NOT BE OBEDIENT ANYMORE!”

His hand opened. The dagger fell with a clatter to the floor.

Anxiety gasped for air, feeling as though he could breath again for the first time in hours. He’d done it. He’d broken the curse. Roman was safe.

But now Roman was looking at him in horror, all earlier traces of love and affection now gone.

“Anxiety, what?” he asked, his eyes searching Anxiety’s face for an explanation. But before Anxiety could give him one, there was a commotion at the door.

“Guards! Arrest him!”

It was Roman’s uncle, the absolute bastard, sweeping into the room with a sneer on his face.

Desperate to make sure Roman understood, Anxiety turned towards him, words tumbling out of him. “Roman! It wasn’t me, it was the curse! I promise, I didn’t want to. He made me, your uncle made me. Don’t trust him, please. Roman, I love you, please!”

But Roman only looked at him in confusion, as the guards seized Anxiety, dragging him away from the one person who’d made him feel hopeful, had made him feel happy.

“Don’t trust him!” he screamed out one last time, as he lost sight of his Prince. He could only hope Roman would listen.

Deposited in his cell, with the knowledge that he’d be expected at dawn. Anxiety wept. Wept because although he had finally gotten rid of the curse that had plagued his life, he had also destroyed the one good thing about it. Roman hated him now, and worst of all, he still might die. And all because Anxiety hadn’t been strong enough to break it sooner.

He wasn’t sure how long he had been crying. But then there was a rattle at the door. He looked up, blinking away the tears. Was it dawn already?

But it wasn’t the guards that opened the door. It was Logan, the serious and sarcastic elf he had met in the forest.

“Anxiety,” he said, rushing over, “I’m glad we found you. We were told that you were to be executed for attempted assassination.”

“It was Roman’s uncle,” Anxiety croaked out, gladly accepting the hand up. “He ordered me to kill Roman. I-I managed to stop myself, but he’s going to try again, I know it.”

“Well, I suppose we have no choice but to prevent him then,” Logan said, frowning. “I may find Roman to be ridiculous and overly cheerful, but his uncle is by far a worse candidate for the throne. What must we do?”

“Do you have Patton’s book” Anxiety asked.

“Ah, yes. Here.” The book was gently deposited in Anxiety’s hands.

“Hey, kiddo,” Patton waved cheerfully. “I’m glad you’re okay!”

“My health is not important right now,” Anxiety said curtly, “Show me the king!”

Patton’s face shimmered away to reveal the king standing near the crown, swapping it with one that was clearly poisoned.

“Shit,” Anxiety cursed. He took a deep breath, and looked up. “Guys, I’m going to need your help.”

“We stand with you, Anxiety,” Logan assured him. “What do you need?”

“We need to stop a coronation.”

Okay, Anxiety thought, ducking under yet another sword. Maybe just saying, we need to stop a coronation was a bit too simple of a plan.

It had worked true, but now desperately ducking and weaving though the fighting crown, trying to get to Roman, he wished he had maybe thought things out a bit more.

“Anxiety!”

He whirled around to see Roman, breathing hard, his hair actually out of place for once.

“Anxiety, what’s going on?” His idiot demanded. “What are you doing?”

“Saving your life,” Anxiety called back, giving a good kick to another member of the Red Guard.

“I don’t understand,” Roman replied, looking bewildered.

“Of course you don’t,” Anxiety muttered, rolling his eyes. Why had he fallen for this moron again? “To sum up, your uncle is evil, he tried to force me to kill you. I managed not to, but then he locked me up, and poisoned your crown, so I broke out to save you.”

“What!”

Anxiety sighed, he was going to have to try another tactic. Taking advantage of the momentary lull in the fighting, he whirled around, grasped Roman by the collar and pulled him forward into a kiss.

“I love you,” he said bluntly, once he’d pulled back. “I want to marry you. I can’t do that if you’re dead. So stay alive, okay?”

“You want to marry me?” Roman said in surprise.

“Yes!” Anxiety all but shouted in exasperation.

Roman’s face broke out into a smile. “That’s the best news I’ve heard all day! I-“

“Save it for after the battle,” Anxiety advised, pulling Roman out of the way of a guard lunging for him.

“After the battle then,” Roman agreed, turning to face his opponents, expression determined.

Anxiety let a small smile come to his face. The battle wasn’t over yet, but here and now, standing with Roman at his side, for once in his life, he felt no doubt or fear.

They were going to win.

#virgil sanders #roman sanders #prinxiety #logan sanders #patton sanders #sanders sides #fanfic #my fic #ask

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tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors · 3 years

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[id: Meme with two hands clasped, one reads “LAOFT Patton” and the other “Ella Enchanted”. The overlap is labeled “Disliking commands”. End id.]

V: im suddenly morbidly amused by the idea of post-controllable powers Patton using an imperative statement and Ella obeys and Patton is like D: oh my goodness im so sorry, that hasnt happened in years!!!! are you okay?????

and ella just being like ????? wut

#laoft shitposting #not mine #submission

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tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors · 4 years

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Hey, I was looking into writing a short story set in the same setting as the Greta parts in LAOFT, and I was wondering if you had any ideas for "gifts" like Patton's.

i have a whole documents worth nonnie! some of these i have added “catches” like Patton’s, but not all of them, so feel free to come up with your own!

hair of gold - blonde, hair literally turns to gold thread upon plucking

beloved by all who meet them - potential for giftee to become spoiled or even evil very easily

warm heart

kindness

strength - pretty obviously can become an out and out superpower

fairness - could present as an ability to detet deception or subterfuge

faithful - could make them compelled to keep promises

honest - Awful Gift

obedient - swiped from Ella Enchanted, also an Awful Gift

patience

compassion - could be an Awful Gift, might make them compelled to care for others even to their own detriment, possibly overcome by learning they can include themself in the compassion

eloquence - Missy’s gift in Foundation. makes her very good at arguing/debating/flattery

empathy - potential to be an Awful Gift

prophecy

beauty

grace

cleverness

healing

“flowers/gems/other valuables fall from your lips when you speak” - for some reason, a VERY common gift in fairytales/folk lore, can be useful but is mostly a pain in the ass

flowers grow in your footsteps - useless, but pretty

talks to animals

good singing voice - potential to wind up similar to Patton’s

dancing

#love and other fairytales ask #longpost #laoft meta #lore #fae lore #anonymous

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arya-skywalker · 4 years

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Writing Masterpost

Note: this is very out of date. For my most recent fics please see my AO3 or #aryaskywalker writes tag on this blog. I will try to update this masterpost at some point.

Note 2: I will not longer be using taglists. Apologies to those who asked to added to a taglist for any of my fics

Oneshots

Are we both bad? — After the split, Janus comforts a young Remus. Canon-verse, mom-Deceit.

Father’s Day for the Fam-I-L-Y — Janus and Remus are invited to a Father’s Day cookout by Patton. Mostly canon-verse.

Home Sweet Home - PoF post episode fic. Remus and Virgil bond. Janus tells them what happened. Canon-verse.

Unnamed Prinxiety Oneshot - Virgil and Roman enjoy breakfast in bed after being rudely awoken.

Lost and Found - Janus constantly loses things. Logan has a solution. Canon-verse, platonic loceit.

Plant Killer - Patton gives Virgil plants to try to cheer him up. Unfortunately it takes a few tries to find one Virgil can keep alive. Moxiety (platonic or romantic).

Mult-chapter

Swan Lake AU

Based on various versions of Swan Lake. Roman is Odette, Janus is Rothbart, Virgil is Odile. Patton is the king. Remus is Roman’s brother and Patton’s son. Logan is the exhausted tutor trying to teach Remus how to act like a prince.

Part 1 - Eggshells

Mer AU

Janus, Remus, and Roman are mermen. Virgil, Patton, and Logan are human. Various shenanigans under the sea and on shore.

Part 1 - The Plan

Part 2 - The Kidnapping

Ella Enchanted AU

Virgil is cursed with the “gift” of obedience by his fairy godfather Remy. His step-brother Remus sometimes takes advantage of this. Patton is the household fairy who struggles with simple spells. Based on a mix between the Ella Enchanted book and movie, as well as Sanders Sides and some original twists.

Part 1 - Makeover

Part 2 - Like Father Like Son

Fossils and Aliens AU

Logan just wants to find and study fossils in peace. His friends Virgil and Remus tag along. One night they have unexpected visitors.

Part 1 - Something Old, Something New

College AU

Dee refuses to go by his given name for mysterious reasons. Typical college shenanigans and such.

Part 1 - What’s in a name?

Part 2 - Artistic Chaos

Part 3 - Behind the Mask

#my masterpost #important #aryaskywalker writes #sanders sides fanfic #update as needed

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