no but…. chuuya who’s never sucked dick before sat on his knees between your legs, staring nervously but hungrily at your hard on. having to coax him in and walk him thru every step while also trying your damndest to not let loose and fuck his throat relentlessly……. IM SORRY

NOWNOWNOWWWWWW THE WAY MY EYES FUCKING POPPED OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN I SAW CHUUYA AND NEVER AND DICKK GOOOD GODDD FLORAA

HE WOULD LOOK. SO CUTE. HDJEJDJDKDJDJDJSJSJDJSJCDJSKGNKDBFBSBGBNSBQJXKSKNEKFS LIKE IMAGINE THE PRETTY BLUSH ON HIS FACE?????????? YOU KNOW HE'D BE BURNING THE FUCK UPP OHHHHHHHINEED HIM AND I NEED HIM BAD.

you tell him to kiss the tip and he just gulps. he's so unsure but at the same time he's so excited???? and he's so determined to be good for you!!!!!!!!!! he presses his lips to your leaking tip while keeping his eyes on you bc he needs to know that he's doing okay, that he's not doing anything wrong. and ohhhhh when he sees your eyes roll back into your head at the slightest touch, his own dick twitches.

but yeah no i don't think he'd really realize how much you're holding bsck lmao. the need to just hear him gag and slobber all over you with tears in his eyes is eating you alive but it's his first time:((((((( you don't wanna scare him:(((( you need to be gentle with him:((((((( but fret not he's the best little student ever though!!!!

also. he definitely cums untouched btw. like the sight of you unraveling right in front of him and from his own mouth and hands is just so fucking hot that he can't help it:(((( he feels very embarrassed abt it too:(((((( but then you're gonna kiss the wet patch on his pants aaaand you're gonna whisper how proud of him you are and then he doesn't feel as bad abt it anymore<33333333

NEW COMPUTER OBTAINED!!!! Sai is redownloaded!!!! Drivers reinstalled!!!!!!!

Maybe I'll host a whiteboard after work to celebrate! 😈

Congrats on your AO3-911iversary (that's what it's called now, deal with it) and on that wonderful, WONDERFUL fic, Maria <3

I know I'm barely part of the fandom, but I wouldn't have found this masterpiece of a show if it hadn't been for the massive brainrot you got about a year ago that convinced me to give it a shot. It's been a blessing to watch it and watch you be always so excited about it, read your fics and talk about it with you.

You're my favorite person and every fandom is better just by having you in it. Love you! Keep being the best! <3

have i told you how lucky i am to have you as a best friend? i know i have, actually, but it bears repeating!!!! (these are bears repeating 🐻 🧸 🐻🧸)

thank you so so so much for being my number one fan and always trusting me to pull you along into the deepest wells aka the best fandoms <333

🍓 LISTEN, I'M—

@violetueur | send me a 🍓 and ill compliment u!

NO, YOU LISTEN, SARAH!!!! you are one of the lights of my life!!!! writing together is some of the most fun i have when i log onto this silly little website, and you wanna know why?? bc you're a phenomenal writer, truly so damn good at what you do -- i genuinely lose my mind whenever i read your replies bc they're that good!! you always manage to communicate nicolette's feelings in a way that has me soft, cackling, or weeping into my hands :' ))) i will never shut up about how well-written nicolette is either!!!! she's canon in my heart okay <3

before i shut up, i have to tell you i'm so thankful to know you!! your friendship means the world to me bc i can scream and cry as much as i want, and you're gonna be there doing the same :' ) you inspire me as a writer and bring me so much joy as a person, so thank you sarah <3 i'm smooching your face rn!!!!

"A story doesn't need a theme in order to be good" I'm only saying this once but a theme isn't some secret coded message an author weaves into a piece so that your English teacher can talk about Death or Family. A theme is a summary of an idea in the work. If the story is "Susan went grocery shopping and saw a weird bird" then it might have themes like 'birds don't belong in grocery stores' or 'nature is interesting and worth paying attention to' or 'small things can be worth hearing about.' Those could be the themes of the work. It doesn't matter if the author intended them or not, because reading is collaborative and the text gets its meaning from the reader (this is what "death of the author" means).

Every work has themes in it, and not just the ones your teachers made you read in high school. Stories that are bad or clearly not intended to have deep messages still have themes. It is inherent in being a story. All stories have themes, even if those themes are shallow, because stories are sentences connected together for the purpose of expressing ideas, and ideas are all that themes are.

what if a femme robot liked it when her butch creator performed routine maintenance tasks on her (in a sexual way) (and they were both girls)? i guess you'll have to read my new (free) comic to find out!!

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

Imagine tending to this idiot I'd quit lmao

hi darlings reblog to give the prev person a lil forehead kiss because yes <3

griddlehark, in bed the kiss

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE IT!!! Otherwise, have an ABSOLUTELY lovely Thursday and I hope its still a warm day of family and love for you!

I'm grabbing each and every one of you and squeezing you very tight! I know I can't physically hug you but I'm hugging your hearts!!! Have a lovely lovely day! I'm thankful for all of you, thankful for this silly blog, thankful we can be silly together!!!!

🌻Take care of yourselves!!!!!🌻

Scenario inspired by this tweet

Should they even comment on it or just pretend it didn't happen

waited impatiently and finally i can post my chimken falins

my WIFE i love her SO!

btw (since im likely to want to post spoilers eventually BAHAHA) if i post any manga spoilers from this point onward i will be tagging them with "dungeon meshi spoilers" !! please block that tag if you're an anime-only and would like to avoid me spoiling you by accident on how the story goes -- i've read the entire manga so there's a lot i can accidentally spoil 💀

also bonus chimera laios because i CAN and i WANTED TO ! ! ! he'd be happy about it

some quick jjk eye paintings

<3 for the ask game!! hi!!

I LOVE YOUUU