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#Jack just dips in the middle of the chaos
tanglepelt · 11 months
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Dc x dp idea 92
I’ve seen prompts with Jack fleeing with a de-aged Danny hiding in Gotham. Here he doesn’t stay with him. He drops Danny and Danielle in the very capable hands of red hood.
Danny reveals himself as phantom to his parents and introduces his mirror sister. Both ready to dip if it went bad. Immediately jack feels so guilty for hunting his kid.
He is ready to welcome them both.
Maddie disagrees. This leads to both Danny and Danielle being seriously injured. Jack barley got them out. There ghost half protecting them lead to them both being turned around 4-5
Jack isn’t a dumb man as he seems. He may have gotten b minuses but that was in advance physics and science courses. So he does research.
Creates two brackets that hide his newly made twins ecto signatures so they can’t be found. He didn’t have enough time to make something that allowed their powers to work with them.
He knows the Giw and His soon to be ex (he hasn’t had the ability to get her to sign the paperwork) are after him. They didn’t see the twins be turned to toddlers.
So he has a plan to take down the Giw and Maddie’s sister wouldn’t be safe for the two. Sam and tucker wouldn’t be safe. Jack has to find a safe place for the twins with a bounty on their thankfully teenage heads.
He does a deep dive. He finds online a supposed crime lord. Enough digging he can tell that guy doesn’t let kids get hurt. The stuff he doesn’t isn’t all bad and well… He can’t trust heros. So he packs up and heads out.
Jack pleads his case to either just Red Hood. Or maybe just shows up in the middle of a mission jason is on with the outlaws for a bit more chaos.
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scrapperjoe · 1 year
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Nijimura family/keicho recovery au breif overview
Aight to spare you the autistic novel writing ill keep things brief. Well, as brief as my hyper fixated dip brain can be with this crap...
First off, we have the accident. Keicho getting electrocuted by red hot chilli peppers, up on the power lines looking like that one time i accidentally dropped a chicken nugget in the oven. Yet somehow, by some plot device miracle, when the gang gets to his body with the spwf, hes somehow managed to be alive. Just hardly. But hes not dead yet.
So josuke, being the good guy he is, heals him; but not all the way. Just enough so he won't die.
Hes then rushed to the hospital and funky dr black jack stuff ensues.
Hed invoice
Hed obviously sustained very bad and disfiguring burns needing okuyasu to act as a skin donor for skin and nerve grafts being one of the only donors available, also needing heart and lung transplants as soon as medically possible. Along with all that hed needed one foot, and half a leg to be amputated along with his left hand. Without going into long term effects, its needless to say that yes, keicho is a disabled person now and goes through an arc of overcoming his internalized ableism and darwinistic views. An arc im holding off on writing because chronic migraines are a 🅱️.
He gets physical and mental therapy, and works on his relationship with okuyasu because once hes recovered enough to go home, he will need to rely on him quite a lot. Things start to level out where okuyasu can now stand his ground more, etc. Keichos past abuse is NOT swept under the rug and is held to a standard. If keicho gets snippy, okuyasu calls him out. Simple as that. However keicho doesnt do much of rebuilding with his dad though because of the bad past. He builds up a tolerance but overall avoids him.
Since keicho has poor use of his legs for a while due to nerve damage, he does a lot of reading and even sometimes writing and playing videogames to help out his hands with physical therapy. Upon allowing visitors in his room he'd become acclimated with josuke and jotaro, but being very hesitant to open up to josuke albeit having a silent respect. As such he became good friends with the higashikatas and would stay there when okuyasu got too busy with school himself. Keicho eventually developing a brotherly bond with josuke and seeing tomoko as his own mom.
Years pass after graduation, josuke is in med school, okuyasu works as a mechanic, and keicho can't work due to disability, mental health and chronic pain. Okuyasu eventually okuyasu settles down and has a lovely family of three kids, ritsuman the eldest, sensaki the middle, and hyakuko the youngest. Unfortunately, soon before hyakuko could even turn one year old, okuyasus wife walked out on him, leaving him to care for the family himself. Chaos ensued as keicho had to push through his limits thus setting back recovery and even screwing up their relationship. After 3 months of pain and chaos, it was clear they couldnt do it alone, so josuke moved in to help them out. Things then settle down and after a long time josuke and okuyasu start a relationship together.
The kids start to grow up and develop stands as well.
Ritsuman has a good caring heart for the family much like okuyasu, and a strong brave spirit much like josuke. Along with that hes quite smart and intellectual, loves playing baseball, listening to metal, and has a bit of a habit of cussing because keicho thought itd be funny to teach him to make okuyasus ex angry.
Sensaki is quite cowardly, and acts tough when really hes a softie who looks up to josuke and okuyasu. He tries to be a trouble maker to try and brush off the fact that he struggles in school and has vulnerabilities, something he grows out of in his late teens. Hes a huge akira toriyama and kamen rider fan who also loves mecha, tokutsatsu, and videogames. Often hyper fixates with hyakuko a lot.
His stand is named Keep Pushin. Its a fragile looking thing with a detachable shield as a chest plate that can make an invisible force field for as long as sensaki can hold his breath.
Hyakuko is an utter force of raw chaos. With people like keicho and tomoko influencing her and idolizing characters like akagi shigeru and violence jack, she was bound to come out real great. She eventually gets into a bunch of gang stuff and was quite clingy with okuyasu as a child, still is. Because of his ex leaving when she was so young, being bullied, and teachers talking down on her, she has a lot of internalized self image issues. Shes not the smartest with school, so you see the issue. She absolutely loves art, go nagai, nobuyki fukumoto, berserk, ashita no joe, and many others.
Her stand is named Earth Shaker, its ability is to make bubbles that she can control the shape, color (typically purple), elasticity, etc of. With it she can make maces, land mines, float, and even breathe under water with! Very limitless. Theres a tank on her back that refills with rest, and when it runs out she can use her own blood as fuel.
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fllagellant · 1 year
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Hiii I was tagged a few days ago by @like-dogs--shianni for WIP Wednesday / Whenever !
To be honest, I am posting this to make sure I finish this thing in a timely manner . Hopefully .
Like before , i’ m not going to tag anyone BUT if you see this and want to participate PLEASE tag me in your post !
Jacob didn’t mean to be an eavesdropper, but he developed the skill with age.
When he had overheard Wilson, so many years ago now, say a few choice comments about Miranda, he just had to go tell her.
When he had heard Yeoman Chambers dip into gossiping about Jack and her traumas, deciding she was through with patient confidentiality for that night, he found himself whipping around the corner to give his thoughts on the matter. It was clear Kelly thought he had gone to bed, if her expression was any hint.
When he had first heard Brynn talking over her omnitool about wanting a baby but needed a surrogate, he approached her a day later and tried to explain he didn’t mean to overhear her- honest!- but he’d be willing to help her find a way, even during the chaos of everything. (Truth be told, he was surprised when she asked if he could be the surrogate. He was half expecting her to pick one of the many scientists she knew, or mention a friend not at their base. It was an honour, really.)
And now, he swears he just heard a laugh that he knows almost too well. Drawn out, snort in the middle, finished off with some curse or insult. Somewhere along the platform. The heels of his boots clacked against the lacquered floor, shifting on the spot. He told himself he didn't need to check, just keep waiting patiently, but it was hard to do so when his ears kept trying to pick up the laugh again through the crowd. Far too many people were making noise. But, Jacob was sure he knew where the laugh came from. Just a bit away from him. It wasn’t that far away, actually. He just needed to get a quick look. If he could just shimmy past a few people, he could check-
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aidanwaynealghul · 2 years
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Daniyal Wayne-Al Ghul was born seconds after his brother Damian, close enough that it was always an argument when growing up. Daniyal was always considered the lesser of the twins by their grandfather, born second and not nearly as naturally gifted as his brother; maybe it had something to do with having to be dipped in the Lazarus Pit for a chance at life. Who knows, either way he never stood a chance as an option to be his heir, his grandfather took every chance he could to test him and when he finally failed at one of his tests at the age of 7? He was meant to be killed.
His mother said that she would take care of it, he was whisked away and left in a small town in Ohio. His mothers only instructions? Find someone to take him in, no one could know his real name and if he ever feared his grandfather had found him? Get to Gotham by any means and tell Bruce Wayne he was her son and needed help. He supposed now that she knew Bruce would be smart enough to put two and two together that he was his son if he did that.
He knew deep down that his brother thought he was dead, but he missed him either way. After being taken in by Maddie and Jack he dreamed of being able to go back to the League and wish him away to come back and live with them, he knew it was a pipe dream but he still thought about it whenever he looked at the stars. Especially on their birthday.
When he was 10 Tucker ran into school hyped up by the latest Wayne news, he followed the man's business religiously because of the tech they produced and because of that gave him updates whenever the man took in a new child. This time was different, he told him that Bruce Wayne's biological son had shown up and showed him a picture on a screen of a face he hadn't seen in three years and his Mother's instructions about Bruce Wayne made sense and Diaman suddenly wasn't as far out of reach as his had been.
Danny ended up having a panic attack and Jack and Maddie had to come get him from school, he never explained it to any of them.
Eventually Danny gets his powers, at some point he fights the Ghost King and finds out awhile later that besting the other now means he is the Ghost King. He starts learning more about The Ghost Zone, most of the ghosts who regularly bother him still do so-but it's more out of routine than trying to actually win. After graduating he is still sharing the responsibilities of Ghost King with Clockwork and Pandora, Jazz having convinced him to take business and leadership classes for the sake of the zone.
Danny isn't stupid by any means, he knows how important it is to do his job well. Pariah Dark had let The Ghost Zone delve into chaos, and the living world has suffered because of that. That didn't mean though that he couldn't have his own personal agenda though in the school he picked, and so off to Gotham University he went. It was easy enough to convince Sam to apply there to with the aesthetic of the city, and Tuck with the proximity to Wayne Tech.
They didn't know until nearly two weeks in though when he froze in the middle of a crowded hallway before ducking behind a display and going invisible exactly what his motives were, they looked down the hall and noticed someone who looked eerily similar to Danny save for his eyes and the shade of his skin. They waited till the guy was gone and Danny became visible again before grabbing him and dragging him off to the nearest Batburger to interrogate him, they'd known he was adopted but they hadn't known the full story.
He figured if he was telling them part of it, he might as well tell them all of it. And so that was when Sam and Tucker learned about the first 7 years of Danny's life, just how used to fighting he was before he got his powers even if he was a little rusty after 7 years of not fighting. They can hardly believe anything that he was saying, but the similarities to the guy that a quick internet search confirmed was infected Damian Wayne? We're entirely undeniable, with the crazy lives they led it wasn't the most unbelievable story. They'd heard crazier.
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queenofdragons12 · 1 year
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unleashed  — puss in boots
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Summary: Something finally snaps, and the fire reigns on.
paring: puss in boots x dragon! reader
a/n: this will perhaps be the epilogue of this whole series.
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It was silent and peaceful. Honestly, it wasn't anything new to you, but at the same time, you've never experienced peace with someone before, and it felt much different than the other peace kind.
"hey guys," Kitty called out, and you noticed that the fleet had stopped. You frowned and stood up, rolling your shoulders and lashing your tail "what is wrong, Kitty?" you asked, coming up to her as you saw that she stood on the river bank Puss beside her. "something is moving behind those trees," she said.
You narrowed your eyes at the colorful trees she pointed to, and soon you heard it, too. A growl rumbled in your throat. You felt your claws coil into the earth and wings spreading. "get ready for a fight," you murmured and reached out to grab Perro, but he ran away before you could snatch him, not safety. "Doiggie!" you called after him, wings failing open in surprise and fear.
But before he could get farther, a cackle pierced the air, and a hand reached down, grabbed the poor puppy, and lifted him to a face. Chubby-tinted cheeks, strange hair, and, in all, an ugly man was gripping your puppy. You growled and slowly revealed your teeth in a snarl. Puss and Kitty were just the same.
"ah, seems like I've finally found you, dragoness. You have come out at last. Finally, a dragon can join my collections of magical things after all these years. The butt, of course, is just one step stone to the star after all." the man says and smirks towards you, but you throw him a nasty shortcut roar that shakes the eardrums of those mortals he has with him.
"give the puppy back," Kitty hissed, unsheathing her sword. The man snorts and aims a unicorn bow toward him "hah, now, little cat. I think not. Give me the dragoness, and you'll have this rabid dog back. Give her not, and I will shoot him" Puss and Kitty shared galcnmes, and you sighed, stepping down.
"what are you doing?!" Puss yelped and reached toward you, but you swatted his hand away from your tail "doing what is right," you said and dipped your head as you walked toward the man, who smirked even wider.
But just as his goons started closing in aorund you, your eyes widened and teeth bared. You gave a monster's roar, snapped your jaws open, reared your head back, and spilled hot fire onto your enemies. It took little time for them to take fire and start screaming.
In the chaos, Puss and Kitty saw an uppercut, and they charged data Jack distracting him long enough for Perro to escape.
He did and ran into Puss's arms. They all then turned to see you still spewing your doom upon these men. In the end, in the middle of the field that was still burning, you locked your eyes upon your last target: jack. "you took something of mine. You threatened my pup. You have dealt this to yourself, ugly mortal," you snarled and flung your wings open, and in one pounce, you were atop the man pinning him to the ground and digging sharp claws into his chest.
Jack screamed bloody murder, but no one came to help him, and soon he was nobody else than a bloody pulp on the ground, clothes tattered and torn. You huffed as yous stepped off him, and your friends came warily toward you.
"hey... Y/n. it's okay. He's gone, and we're your friend,s," Puss says,s; calmy his paws reach toward you as you turn your head toward him, jaws bloodied and dripping with blood. You looked more like a monster now than that human he met in the bar that day.
The eerie stillness that followed his words made a chill rise on his spine. He smiled feverously "see, we do not want to hurt you. come with us, Y/n. we are all together now. let us go and get that star, hmm?" a growl dubbed in your throat, and you rasped out. "I... Am... not finished. I... need... to burn...." you shook your head and clawed at your temples. Something was happening.
"uh, puss?" Perioti asked, growing worried for you. "stay back, Perro, Kitty," he warned and stepped closer, but you still shook your head furiously. Then, when he was an inch from your face, your snaped teeth snapped just an inch away from his paw, arm, and cheek.
"no." you snarled lowly, "no more friends. no more.... saving.... only me. i... am too dangerous," the killer glint disparaged slowly like a torch flickering to a stop, and you whimpered. You started to draw yourself back, and Puss grew panched "no, no, you're still with us, dont worry!" he called, and you shook your head. "No puss. I really snapped this time. I'm not safe. Go on without me. Its... its really been a pleasure. Puss in Boots," you bit your lip to hold in your sobs and spread your wings, giving the ginger cat one last sad look, then took off into the air, spirling like a broken record and shooting off into the distance.
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deyageka · 3 years
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Part 2
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uwusenpaiuwu · 3 years
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Baji Being A Menace To Society (And Your Relationship) 2.0
Sequel to: Baji A.K.A. The Worst (Best) Matchmaker
Summary: Baji’s at it again, acting out-of-pocket and creating chaos for absolutely no reason, other than to see you suffer. In his own Baji-esque way, of course.
Pairing: Sano Manjiro | Mikey x Male Reader
Warning(s): Boku no Pico is mentioned, but there is absolutely nothing graphic; mentions of masturbation
Note(s): I am so sorry if it isn’t funny. Sadly, I am but an amateur writer, not a comedian. Still, I hope you all enjoy! ^^
"(Y/n), want some ice cream? My treat."
Usually, you'd be the first to jump at an offer for a sweet treat, especially when you don't have to pay. However, as of now, the word 'ice cream,' when said by Baji, instantly triggers your fight-or flight-response. Paired with the fact that he’s broke as hell, your suspicions only increase for the sudden indulgence.
Since you know you're no match for the long-haired menace, your body automatically prepares to flee, legs twitching to lurch into a sprint. Unfortunately for you, just before you can get the fuck out of there, your hand is being grabbed by Mikey, who leisurely begins to tug you along to claim your dessert.
“You like ice cream, right?” he turns to ask, eyes unbelievably soft when looking at you.
And because you’re weak for him, all you can do is nod stiffly, trading in your sanity for the pleased grin that spreads across his face, his confident strides thereafter likely a result of him successfully remembering another miscellaneous fact about you, as has been the case since you officially started dating him. From the most trivial of things, like which brand of pens and pencils you prefer, to the slightly more important stuff, like ice cream being one of your favorite desserts; he’s made the effort of remembering them all.
He really doesn’t need to do any of that, ‘cause you’ll love him either way, but the conscious decision to do so is what makes you love him even more.
Zoning back into reality, you shake your head to reorient yourself. It isn’t the time to be going over the reasons why you’re such a lovesick puppy.
No, there are other things to worry about, mainly Baji.
You squeeze Mikey’s hand as you’re led to the nearest ice cream parlor to try and calm yourself. It works for the most part, especially when you get a reassuring squeeze back.
‘Right,’ you tell yourself, ‘it’s going to be okay.’
After all, Baji wouldn’t do anything too drastic, right?
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You were wrong. So, so wrong.
Despite nothing having transpired yet, every alarm in your head is going off, pounding at the door of reason to get you to wake up and realize that it’s Baji you’re talking about, the same person that sets cars on fire when hungry and punches the first unfortunate soul he passes by on the street when sleepy.
You really should’ve listened to your survival instincts and ran. Alas, it’s much too late to escape, leaving you to wallow in your anxiety, while you wait for misfortune to strike.
And strike it does.
“Please, don’t sit next to me. You make me nauseous.”
“That’s cruel. I bought you ice cream, and you treat me like this?”
Yeah, he may have bought it, but you refuse to eat it because of how intensely Baji is staring at you. Fucking weirdo.
"Oh, do you want some of mine instead, (Y/n)?" Baji accentuates his question with a sensual lick to his ice cream from the edge of the cone to the finessed peak, making you extremely uncomfortable as he stares you down with the full motion.
As slowly as he licks his frozen treat do you slowly raise your middle finger, eliciting chuckles from the other occupants of the table.
You think you won that mini battle, though?
Ha! Nope.
Baji mirrors the vulgar action, not once breaking eye contact as he dips the tip of his finger directly into his ice cream, pulls it out, and proceeds to lick that, too.
Disgusted, you promptly avert your attention elsewhere, praying that Baji won’t continue being, well, himself.
Your prayers fall on deaf ears.
"It's cold!" As soon as the exclamation leaves your mouth, your blood runs glacial, knowing that you've unintentionally played into Baji's trap. The appearance of a sly, almost feral, smirk when you whip your head around to glare confirms what you already know.
The curtain has risen, and you’re standing center stage in a performance you can’t break free from.
"Aw, can't let it go to waste,” Baji continues, reaching over to scoop the ice cream you’re 100% certain he purposely spilled on the front of your shirt, with his fingers.
Then, to your horror and everyone else’s shock, he asks, without an ounce of virtue to his name, "Want me to lick it off with my mouth?"
Chifuyu is seated on the other side of the table, hiding his face in his hands. “Baji-san...”
"It'll stain if it dries like that." Dear God, how you wish to un-see Baji batting his eyelashes at you.
“I don’t care!” At this point, you’ve resorted to clumsily scooting your chair as far away from him as possible, which isn’t actually as far as you’d like considering your surroundings. Hell, so long as you put some distance between yourself and the crazy bastard that wants to see you suffer, you don’t mind having to force yourself halfway onto Mikey’s lap. (The firm hand that keeps you steady by the waist proves that your presence isn’t unwanted either.)
"Geez, (Y/n), you're such a scatterbrain."
Seeing Baji sell the line with a slow tugging of his hair behind the ear has you torn between laughing and dying a little more. Truthfully, his acting is frighteningly impressive, and you would’ve applauded his performance, if not for the fact that the role he’s playing still haunts your dreams.
By this time, most of who accompanied you to the ice cream parlor have figured out what kind of drugs Baji is on this time, which also means that those fuckers have seen, or are at least aware of, the cursed trilogy of questionable porn that’s being reenacted before their eyes, with you as an unwilling co-star. Those that are puzzled as to why people are shoving their fists in their mouths to refrain from laughing are obviously God’s favorites.
“The fuck is going on? I wanna laugh at Baji’s dumbassery, too.”
“Pah-chin... I think it’s best you don’t know.”
Interestingly enough, the one you’re most concerned about hasn’t said anything yet, splitting his attention between observing the scene unfolding and eating his portion of a deluxe sundae.
Then, out of nowhere-
“I understand.”
You and Baji freeze where you are, each of you grasping the other’s collar, you to shove him away, and him to draw you closer.
“(Y/n),” Mikey says, your name rolling silkily off his tongue in a tone much too fond for his next words, “if you like roleplay, just tell me.”
...
“Huh?”
“I’m fine with pissing, remember? So, roleplay shouldn’t be a problem.”
Heat rises to your face at an alarming pace, and it continues to climb as Mikey takes your free hand in his, which serves not to comfort but to unintentionally remind you of the humiliating experience from a few months back. And just when you convinced him that you didn’t want anything to do with getting freaky with the body’s excreta, too.
“You’ve got it wrong! I don’t- arfghfgh?!”
Your prayer to help cool down your flushed cheeks must have been heard, but you’re pretty damn sure you didn’t ask for Baji to shove his ice cream in your mouth!
“Oh, yeah. (Y/n)’s a fuckin’ geek when it comes to roleplay,” the unhinged bastard speaks in your stead, indifferent to the nails clawing at his hand clamped over your mouth. “You should try it with him. We were doing a scene from his favorite anime.”
Mikey tilts his head, interest positively piqued. “Which one is that?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know, leader?”
Mikey raises an eyebrow.
Baji opens his mouth.
You lunge.
It’s a series of events that happens in the blink of an eye and ends with loud crashing as you tackle Baji to the ground.
“Listen up, Baji Keisuke. We took an oath that day, and if you dare utter a word of what went down, I’ll consider that a breach of the code of secrecy and take you down, making sure you drown in a pit of your own shame and despair.”
Surprised to have been pinned down so quickly, it takes a while for Baji’s brain to catch up, but when it does, he’s frustratingly unfazed at the threat.
“Oho~ How scary. Too bad for you, I have no shame.”
“Not even if I tell Mama Baji where your porn stash is?”
That has the great Baji tensing up.
“You wouldn’t dare use an underhanded tactic like that.”
Your lips turn into a wicked grin. “Are you sure? I have as much dirt on you as you have on me, and like you, I won’t hesitate to use it to my advantage.”
If your grin is wicked, Baji’s is downright evil, showing off his sharp, gritted canines and all.
“You got balls, (Y/n),” he snarls, “but mine are bigger.”
The boy beneath you opens his mouth, and faster than you can stop him, he just...does it.
“(Y/n) (L/n) watched Boku no Pico and liked it!”
Silence.
Silence is all that’s heard for a good, long minute following the booming roar of the revelation.
You dare not look up to gauge everyone’s reactions, instead keeping your icy glare fixated on Baji, who looks smug as shit for having caused the glorious eruption of heat to spread like wildfire across your entire body, from the tips of your ears down to where your skin disappears under the collar of your jacket.
This...
This is war.
Taking in a deep breath, you answer his uncalled for declaration with your own thunderous shout of, “Baji watched Boku no Pico and jacked off to it! Twice!”
Baji laughs. “Oh, pray tell, saintly (Y/n), how many times did you jack off to it?”
“None of your fucking business, asshole.”
“Pretty fucking sure it is, since we were in the same room.”
Someone chokes, while you choke Baji.
“We. Swore. To. Secrecy. You. Asshole,” you practically growl, with each of your words accompanied by a ruthless back-and-forth shaking of the other boy’s person.
“Let up on the choking, dude. I’m not into that. You, however-”
Unable to take the ceaseless slander to your name anymore, you reel your fist back, but, upon seeing Baji’s cheek turned to you, jaw jutted out, as if inviting you to take your best shot, you hesitate. You know you wouldn’t be able to pack enough of a punch to actually leave an impact on him, which is terribly upsetting.
On the bright side, there’s still one tactic you can use that’ll be just as effective, a technique courtesy of your health teacher, who happily taught it to the class to use in case of an emergency.
Technically, it’s meant to be used to assess a person’s level of consciousness, but you suppose it can be used to get back at inconsiderate idiots, too.
“Ow! Ow! What the fuc-! Ow!”
You keep a straight face as you continue to rub your knuckles against his sternum, fully intent on delivering the worst possible pain to the current bane of your existence. It brings a sort of sadistic satisfaction to hear the ever prideful Baji’s screams of pain, and while it doesn’t completely undo the damage done, it does help soothe your wounded self-esteem.
“You want me stop? Beg for it.”
“Pissing, roleplay, choking, and begging? Goddam- OW!”
Your reign of terror comes to its untimely end when you’re lifted up into the air by the armpits, and through the haze of your power trip, you realize that Baji’s saving grace is Draken, who proceeds to carry you out of the parlor with ease.
“People are staring,” he coolly explains when you protest to having unfinished business.
Pouting, you cross your arms over your chest. “It’s his fault.”
Once outside, Draken doesn’t immediately put you back on your feet, until Mikey strolls out of the parlor. Only when the gang leader has his arms outstretched to you are you promptly deposited on the ground and taken into his embrace.
“Are you done letting off some steam?” is the first thing he asks you. Even though you can’t see his expression, the way he holds you and the way he cradles the back of your head, handling you with the utmost care, is indication enough that there will be no reprimand for, essentially, assaulting your division commander. (You would argue that it was an act of self defense against verbal harassment, but whatever.)
There’s just an overwhelming amount of love. So, so, so much love for each other.
“Yeah, I am,” you eventually answer, followed by a content sigh.
“Good.”
Naturally, that’s the perfect time for the tinkling of the bells above the parlor door to pilfer your attention. Baji’s appearance causes your face to morph into a scowl.
You cling tighter to Mikey, peeking over his shoulder to flip the ravenet off and mouth, ‘Go to Hell.’
As always, Baji answers your attempt to appear opposing with an obnoxious smirk.
‘See you there.’
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“Boku no Pico, huh?”
“Draken, don’t laugh! Baji forced me to watch it!”
“All 3 episodes?”
“Twice.”
“...”
“...”
“Favorite scene...?”
“As if I’d have one.”
"Actually-"
“Ahh! Shut up! Why are you here, stupid Baji?! You live in the other direction!”
~~~
“Hey, (Y/n). Want to try doing the same thing with me?”
You look up, perplexed. Mikey literally just walked into the room, and that was the first thing he said to you.
“Do wha-?”
Your breath catches in your throat when you turn your head, only for you to come centimeters from bumping noses with him. And because he can, he lovingly knocks your foreheads together, too.
“It’s okay. I promise it’ll definitely be fun.”
You should feel ashamed for recognizing the same sequence of lines from Boku no Pico so quickly, though any coherent words are overtaken by an incomprehensible, high-pitched screech, a feat achieved solely by a teenage boy going through puberty.
A combination of shock and amusement crosses over Mikey’s features then. He’s never heard you make that sound before.
It’s cute. Strains the ears quite a bit, but cute.
While Draken lurks beside him, questioning Mikey’s standards of what constitutes as ‘cute,’ you’re sprinting across the room, red-faced, to Baji, who’s already grinning from ear-to-ear.
“Stop tainting my boyfriend, you piece of shit! Give him back his innocence!”
(Unbeknownst to you, whilst immersed in your fit of hysterics, your use of the word ‘boyfriend’ has a certain blond beaming.
“Did you hear that, Ken-chin? He called me his boyfriend.”
“Wow, congrats.”
Mikey either doesn’t give a shit or is simply too smitten to acknowledge Draken’s apathetic response.)
Baji blinks, unable to believe what you’re trying to insinuate. “Innocent? That little gremlin motherfucker?”
Both of you look in Mikey’s direction. When he sees you staring, he breaks out in a smile and throws a wave.
Your heart involuntarily skips a beat at the sight, and, okay, you’re convinced. Mikey deserves better than knowing of that cursed series’ existence.
Clearly, you’re down bad for Toman’s leader, and as such, Baji figures he can use that to quench his boredom for the day.
“Ooh, if only you knew what he gets off to.”
The tone in his voice instantly rouses suspicion. You narrow your eyes at him. “I don’t care what kind of porn he gets off to.”
“Porn? Nah, ya silly goose-”
“Don’t call me that.”
Baji ignores your comment as he moves to sling one arm around your shoulders, the other raising up to mimic an obscene tugging motion that no teenage boy is a stranger to.
“He jerks it to yo-”
BAM!
One second, Baji is lazily hanging off of your person, the next, he’s sprawled out on the floor, face down, and groaning in pain. You expect nothing less after witnessing him receive a rather impressive flying kick to the chest from Mikey.
Before you can assess the full damage, your view gets obscured by a pair of keys.
“Wanna take my bike out for a spin?”
Yes, you know Mikey is trying to divert your attention from whatever Baji was going to say, and, yes, you probably should check on the figure that has yet to get up.
But do you really care?
You take one glance at Baji’s concerningly unmoving body and quickly come to a conclusion.
You do not.
That being said, you quite literally drag Mikey and, by extension, Draken out of there, chanting an excited, “Let’s go!” on your way, abandoning Baji to wither on the ground.
Baji?
Baji feels betrayed.
~~~
"Chifuyu?”
“Hm?”
“Y’know, I was joking.” Baji flips onto his back with a grunt. “Man, who knew Mikey was all grown up?”
The vice captain of the first division hums, seemingly uninterested in his commander’s musings.
It goes quiet for a few minutes, the sole instigator of noise being Chifuyu flipping the pages of his manga.
Unpredictable is Baji, and the same goes for his train of thought.
“I should punch Mikey for kicking me.”
“No, you’d get beat up.”
“...”
“I should punch (Y/n) for Mikey kicking me.”
Truly, unpredictable and senseless.
“You’d still get beat up.”
Baji opens his mouth to argue.
“By Mikey.”
He promptly closes it.
“Fuck it. I’ll keep spicing up their relationship as payback.”
Sighing, Chifuyu closes his book to crouch down next to him. “Baji-san, with all due respect, you’re an asshole.”
Baji Keisuke has experienced betrayal twice today.
And he deserved it both times.
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Prompt #74/188
#74: Well. Yell, scream, say something, anything / #188: Say it.
Rated M.
Atlantic City is a calamitous disaster. At least that’s how it starts.
Not because of their case - of course it’s awful, as most of them are. There’s nothing not awful about a duo of killers targeting vacationers during the height of the summer tourist season. Everyone is on edge, it’s hot and cramped, and there isn’t much time before they’ll almost certainly find two more dead bodies in the early morning hours outside one of the many casinos dotting the shoreline. But they’re used to that; it’s practically their daily vernacular at this point, a bit of normalcy in the current chaos between them. The case is the least of Aaron’s concerns, or Emily’s for that matter.
It’s everything but the case this time.
Things go downhill before they even cross the New Jersey state lane. A last minute hydraulic fuel leak on the jet renders air travel a non option. Instead, they get stuck in the same SUV with Reid for company in the backseat for the four hour drive. Aaron almost feels sorry for him, but he’s completely oblivious to the brewing storm inside the confines of the car for the entire first leg of the trip. Reid chatters endlessly, yet neither of them seem to hear a word he’s saying. By the time they hit the Atlantic City Expressway, Emily is all but ready to leap out the window. Hardly any words are exchanged between the two of them at all; they aren’t needed. It’s in her body language and his reticence, the firm clench of his hand on the steering wheel and her weary head resting on a fist, angled as far away from him as possible.
“This is a mess,” Aaron mutters with more than an hour left to go, and he isn’t talking about the thickening traffic. He’s talking about them, and the ending to what never really had as much as a beginning in the first place.
Things spun out of control towards the end. There was a breakup, if it could be considered as much. What they had was never labeled or defined, it just was. It was built on a mistake, nurtured through secrecy and quiet whispers in the dark. It then spiraled into something else entirely, creating an impasse between them during the day that bled into endless nights spent wrapped around one another in beds across the country for almost four full months.
“We can’t do this,” Emily finally said in a darkened hotel room in Seattle exactly 12 days prior to this one. He’d been expecting it, recognized the signs of her pulling away a little more with every kiss he left on her smooth skin, every shudder of her body beneath his and every breathy pant in his ear. There’s nothing tangible left of them, just broken fragments and heavy silence, and every reason why they shouldn’t have ever started this in the first place plays out right before their eyes. “There’s only one way for this to end, you know.”  
There was nothing he could say to talk her out of it as she threw the covers aside, reaching for her clothes on the floor. Aaron offered an “I’m sorry” for good measure yet it didn’t feel like enough, probably because it wasn’t at all. But it’s over, she reminded him as she closed the door firmly, without looking back.
Or so they think.
A mishap at the hotel in Atlantic City leaves the team two rooms short, meaning the team will have to double up for the next few days. JJ is seven months pregnant, which automatically gives her the comfort of her own space, and it goes without saying Dave will get his own too. Reid shuffles his feet and makes eye contact with Morgan, looking slightly relieved when he nods in agreement. That leaves Aaron to concede and Emily to shrug her shoulders indifferently, even if her face is anything but that. The caretaker of the slightly run down hotel  only slightly leers in Emily’s direction as he passes over the two room keys, and Aaron can’t help but step between her and the counter and swipe them both out of the man’s hand with a curt “thanks.”
“You didn’t have to do that,” Emily says low enough for only Aaron to hear, snatching the key out of his hand and taking off in the direction of their room. “It’s just a damn key.”
“Did you see the way he stared at you?” Aaron questions with a hint of impatience in his tone as he goes to follow her, but she’s not listening.
“202 is the other way, you know.” The man chuckles with a jab of his finger, as if he’s seen this exact scenario play out many times before - two people disappearing behind a closed door, a disaster waiting to happen. “You two have yourselves a nice stay.” He doesn’t seem to care that just a few moments ago, Aaron’s FBI badge was in his face. He looks almost amused, which only adds to the visible tension between them both.
With an exasperated sigh, Emily turns on her heel and spins in the opposite direction toward their room. “I can’t believe this,” she mutters, staring at the tiny gold numbers on every door until she finds the one they need. Aaron doesn’t miss the way she squares her shoulders, the quick intake of breath as she twists the key in the knob.
The door squeaks on its hinges when she pushes it open; the room smells slightly of mold, but even that isn’t the worst part. The proverbial icing on the cake is when she stops dead in her tracks with him right behind her, shoulders sagging in defeat.
Fuck.
There’s only one bed. It sits in the middle of the damn room, practically mocking them both. Aaron doesn’t miss the subtle glance Emily throws in his direction, searching for his reaction just as he is studying hers. “I’ll take the couch,” he says immediately, keeping his face neutral, setting his bag down on the rickety piece of furniture that has clearly seen better days. “You can take the bed.”
“That hardly qualifies as a couch,” Emily tells him sharply. “That’s a chair, Aaron.”  
She’s right, he thinks in annoyance. It wouldn’t even fit half of him, and staring at it makes his back hurt in anticipation. But sleeping next to her for however many nights they’re here isn’t exactly an option, either.  “I don’t want to make you -”
“Let’s just agree,” Emily says through firmly clenched teeth, making it a done deal. “To be adults about this. We can share a room for a few days without it being an issue. That includes the bed.”
They should have known better, but it’s too late for that.
As expected, the rest of the day is exhausting. It only ends because of the promise to look at things with fresh eyes in the morning at the urging of the equally weary Atlantic City police. By the time they make it back to the shabby room, they’re both tired, hot, and cranky, hardly uttering a word after bidding goodnight to everyone else.
“You shower first,” Aaron says as he holds the door open for her, giving her enough space to pass him. “I have to check in on Jack.” He knows her routine once they get back from a case - a shower is always a necessity, and in the better days, they’d always taken turns on first dibs. Or just showered together, which was always his preference.
If she thanks him he doesn’t hear it, and the bathroom door closes behind her, the lock added for good measure. But twenty minutes later - how long does she need in there - he has to avert his eyes when Emily steps out of the bathroom in a cloud of steam, the scent of shampoo lingering in her wake. She’s wrapped in one of the hotel issued towels, which is a generous description for the scrap of fabric that barely covers her, awkwardly crossing the room to dig through her suitcase.
Look away, Aaron wills himself, struggling to get comfortable on the tiny couch. It’s a lost cause, and will undoubtedly be a very long night.
There’s a mishap with the towel, a soft curse under her breath as she scrambles before it hits the floor, and an inopportune moment when their eyes meet, succumbing to what they silently agreed would never happen again. It’s how Emily finds herself pinned under his weight, her back pressed against the mattress as Aaron lowers to his knees and dips his head between her legs. Any protest that falls from her lips is short lived, her hands in his hair, her legs curling over his shoulders as he slowly begins to take her apart. Emily arches into him, unable to stifle the moans that are now a constant stream of affirmation, and Aaron doesn’t bother with reminding her the walls are thin. He doesn’t care, and something tells him in the moment he coaxes her climax out of her, neither does she.
“I missed you,” he says when he slides into her to completion a few moments later, giving her a moment to adjust to him before starting to move. He kisses the space between her breasts and Emily all but ignores him, pushing him over onto his back to straddle his hips with a smirk.
The pace she sets is quick, the rhythm fast and rough, and it’s over almost embarrassingly fast. He’s gotten her down against his chest, his arms wrapped tightly around her as she whimpers into his mouth. Her body is shaking in the aftermath as he thrusts hard once more, holding her against him. For a few quiet moments, the only sound is that of their breathing, a heaviness falling over them both at the realization of what’s just happened. And yet, she stays on his chest, her limbs not quite ready to work, in the comfort of his embrace for a few moments longer.
Afterward, Emily puts as much space as she can between them, which isn’t much given the size of the bed. “If this was your way of not sleeping on the couch,” she says sleepily, her voice muffled by the pillow, “I guess you won.”
...
The next morning, as the sun rises over the shore, Aaron finds her on the balcony, wearing nothing but his undershirt that was abandoned on the floor, the sound of the ocean in the distance. He mumbles something about getting coffee, the first thing that comes to his mind. He knows she (and he) could use some, judging by the minimal amount of sleep they got. Emily doesn’t say a word, just pushes him against the sliding door and drops to her knees. His head falls back against the glass, his hand tightening in her hair as she brings him into her mouth, letting him hit the back of her throat. In between his eyes closing, his hips stuttering against her face, Aaron watches the brilliant mix of orange, yellow, and red fade into daylight, and wonders just how things got to be such a fucking mess in the first place.
They’re two for zero now, and as the day dawns hot and there’s another set of bodies found, it’s abundantly clear no one is leaving Atlantic City anytime soon. And much later that night, they hardly make it to that damn bed before the score becomes three.
Aaron wakes up a few hours later from a restless, uncomfortable sleep. The room is stuffy, the pillow underneath his head is flat, the hum of the air conditioner a constant nag even if it does little to cool the room down. Before he opens his eyes, he knows she’s gone. The space beside him is cold - Emily is nowhere to be found, and there’s thunder rumbling ominously in the distance. He dresses in the dark, grabbing his keys, doesn’t bother with an umbrella, and makes the short trek to the boardwalk.
It’s where he would go, and it’s where he finds her, sitting on a bench, her arms folded across her chest, long legs crossed at the knees. She’s ripping at her fingernails, a sure sign something is wrong, and wearing a blank expression that doesn’t change when she slowly turns her head to see him coming right towards her. “I had a feeling you would find me.”
Aaron shrugs, but doesn’t miss the way she flinches when he sits beside her. “Not many places to look. It’s 1 AM, you know.”  
She sniffs with disinterest, continuing to pick at her fingernails.“Why do we keep screwing up?” Emily says after a long pause, and what he sees is like a swift kick to the chest. She looks disappointed with herself, disgusted even. All because of him. “Why can’t I just … quit you?”
“Why do you keep coming back?” He challenges her right back. “If all you’re going to do is walk away again?”
Emily turns her head to stare at him with widened eyes. “We both know the answer to that, Aaron. We both know this was never going to work.”
“No, you decided that. All on your own.” He remembers the night in Seattle as if it were yesterday - the night she left. The sting of her words is still fresh in his mind. “But maybe you’ve already compartmentalized it,” he adds with a bite in his voice that wasn’t there before.
Emily recoils at his words, recrossing her arms over her chest. She rises to her feet, pacing  around the bench.  “What do you want from me, Aaron? What were you expecting when we drunkenly decided to sleep together once? It wasn’t supposed to be like this.”
“You. I want you. And not just this fuck then forget bullshit,” he says over the growing wind and thunder, the skies threatening to open. In the distance, the ocean churns, the tides crashing against the shore as his anger builds. “I want to be with you,” Aaron adds with a waver in his voice. “Regardless of how this started.”
Emily blinks with confusion and bites her lip, as if holding back tears. She shivers, rubbing her arms, her lip starting to tremble. They can’t. Her silence is an answer in and of itself, one he refused to accept.
“Well?” He demands, the anger rising in his voice, and Emily curses his resolve.
“Well what?”
“Well. Yell, scream, say something, anything,” he snaps, searching her face for a sign of anything besides the emptiness painted across her features. “Don’t just say nothing.”
But Emily indeed says nothing, just regards him with wide, darkened eyes that tell him what he needs to know. In the dark, with only the lights of the boardwalk to cast eerie shadows on her face, she looks almost ethereal, a haunting comparison to the fear he sees. That’s what it is, he thinks. Fear. Fear of what could be, fear of what might never be.
“Say it,” he pleads. “Please, Emily.” The rain starts to fall, coming down relentlessly and soaking them both to the skin almost instantly. “
“Aaron,” she whispers, barely audible over the thunder and now the rain. “It would never work.” She holds up her hands in defeat. “We can’t.”
“What are you so afraid of?” He grabs her by the shoulders, just tightly enough that she can’t duck out of his grasp. Emily squirms uncomfortably but he holds her fast, unwilling to let her go, for if he does, she may never come back. “Why are you so damn afraid of this actually working? Do you have any damn faith?”
She opens her mouth but snaps it shut, her chin trembling with effort. He expects her to slap him, to jerk away and disappear into the night. He’s waiting for her to leave like she did three weeks ago. But she doesn’t. What she does instead surprises the hell out of him. Emily kisses him, slanting her mouth against his in the pouring rain, pressing her rain-soaked body right into his. It takes a full ten seconds before he kisses her back.
It’s a compromise, an agreement to not make a decision one way or the other, at least for the time being. Even so, Aaron envelopes her in his arms, a hand cupped around the back of her head and the other anchored across her shoulders. He kisses her back with an urgency he can only attribute to the fact that he’s in love with her, something he’s known for way too long.
He doesn’t have to tell her that, because somewhere amongst all the doubt, she already knows.
An hour later, after a hot shower (taken together) the score becomes four. And a few hours after that, as the sun rises yet again, nearly blinding them in a cramped Atlantic City hotel room, Emily tentatively agrees to try.
It’s good enough for him.
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bananaapplewaffle · 2 years
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Another Batch of Vignettes [5 of 5] [Diasomnia]
Certainly the First | Malleus - PE Uniform
Ah Cater, always a friendly face.
Nevermind
Mang if y'all don't just be nice to this dragon man
DON'T JUST SAY THAT SOMEONE'S TERRIFYING
YOU WERE BETTER WITH UNAPPORACHABLE
ASDLJSAPDSA
"You're just such the mystery boi all the time."
LMAO
I feel like that was so much work
AHHAHSLAJDLKJDASKLDJ
HE FUCKEN DIPPED
"Perhaps because I am an otherworldly "mystery boi", whose thoughts are inscrutable and hence terrifying, I do not show up in pictures at all?"
Got his ass
I Have a Reward for You (Part One) | Malleus - Labwear
Ah Leona's second territory
Cater!
Oop mans is wet lol
Oh?
Double Oh?
I mean...Lilia did give it to him, Cater/
Triple Oh! Deuce is a Tinkerer
Call him a Tinker Fairy
Malleus you've got to stop poofing away
>:3c
PERIODT DEUCE
Listen Ace, let him be in delinquent mode. It means we get to laugh more.
NOT THE SALUTE
NOT THE REST OF THE FRESHMEN SLDJASKLDK
NOT THE MUSIC
That was so ominous for literally no reason.
I Have a Reward for You (Part Two) | Malleus - Labwear
GIRL NOT THE BOXING MUSIC
HE IS READY TO THROW FUCKEN HANDSSSSS
Awwww, thinkin' about Heartstabuyl's rep
LMAO
...Deuce
Why do you have a box cutter on your person
THIS MAN IS BRINGING SHANKS TO FISTS FIGHTS
MALLEUS NOT THAT MUCH MAGIC
But also
Its the casual ass duelcasting for me
Aw it just needed to be dried out
Shoulda just dropped that bitch in some rice lol
WHAT THE FUCK
GIRL ASDKAS;LKLAD;SKD
ALF;KL;ASKFLFAK
GIRL IS THAT A FUCKEN MALEFICENT THEMED TOMOGACHI
I GOTTA FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Completely Slipped My Mind (Part Two) | Malleus - Ceremonial Robes
Don't worry about this being so late
Omg Sebek you fucken simp relax
Its the pout for me
Lilia is like: "Who's fucken child is this?"
GIRL A FEW DAYS LATER
OOP DIASOMNIA DORM UNIFORM
I want Lilia's coat. I want a big ass fierce ass coat.
Deadass didn't have much to say here since I said most of it during Leona's side.
Accused of Negligence | Silver - Uniform
Kalim once again being an absolute delight
Like tbh
Sebek chill
Malleus will be fine
If Lilia isn't worried then neither should you
And plus
Everyone is scared of him anyway
Kalim , once again hitting the nail on the head
Once again Kalim admitting that if his head once attached to his body, he would forget to put it on.
Not So Different | Silver - PE Uniform
NOT MY MANS SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COURTYARD
Welp
You've been caught by Vil and co.
I mean... Silver does have some really pretty eyes
Vil... you'd be better off going to Lilia
Y'all bitches love using status and stuff
Silver be likeL "Head Empty, No Thoughts"
NOT THE OHOHOHO OJO-SAMA HAND
This whole vignette was just Silver being bothered.
How I wish There Was a Cure (Part One) | Silver - Labwear
Awwww y'all in trouble...
Not Kalim looking surprised tho
Oop a sleeping poition
NOT HOLDING THE CREDITS
TEACH PLEASE
GIRL NOT YOU TRYNA GET THE ANSWERS FROM JAMIL
HE'S GONNA YELL AT YOU
... he's pissed
HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALREADY ASLEEP
HE'S AS KNOCKED AS MY DOG RN
My mans got narcolepsy
KALIM WE ALREADY HAVE A POITION TO MAKE
NOT Y'ALL JUST DRAGGING JAMIL INTO THIS SHIT
NOT "NOT A GLOFIED CUP OF COFFEE" LMAO
How I wish There Was a Cure (Part Two) | Silver - Labwear
Girl a forest that's far away?
Gone head and make a cup o joe dawg
THREE HOURS
Lilia is a knight
More like an Agent of Chaos but okay
HELLO
Jamil... I've got some new for you...
GIRL NOT THE FUCKEN DAWNWEED BEING DELIEVERED BY A FUCKEN RABBIT
I AM LEAVING
...girl
can
can Silver talk to animals
girl
is Silver the sleeping curse realized?
GIRL IS THAT FUCKEN THUMPER
GIRL IS SILVER
IS SILVER A PRINCESS?????
Love the subtle nod to Jasmine there
Okay back to doing the exact opposite of what we're supposed to be doing!
Ooo look at those pretty ass lashes
L;K;SLDKLFKS;D
KALIM
SILVER
Jamil has his hands full...
It Is Time to Eat! | Sebek - PE Uniform
WHAT WE EATIN'???
Jack and Sebek: Knowing About Exercise and Nutrition
Deuce: Simply Existing
What the fuck was Lilia feeding you
SCATTER
HE CAN'T CATCH ALL OF US
...don't fucking eat that
Sebek... Lilia doesn't know how to cook... don't listen to him
"That "infinite experience" bit makes you sound kookier 'n kookaburra, though."
ASLDKSA;DL;DKL;ASKDAS;L
"FLEXING ON THESE FOOLS"
dlsa;jdaksa;dlkas;
LILIA
STOP TRYING TO POISON THE CHILDREN
HE GOT HIS ASS
SEBEK I FUCKEN TOLD YOU
HE DON'T KNOW SHIT
MY NGGA AGAIN???
I want some candy....
aww the baby done embarrassed himself in front of his peers
I Will Be Speaking Quickly!(Part One) | Sebek - Ceremonial Robes
Damn, well there goes that plan.
Mang Crowley if you don't get more staff
(I mean Mother Gothel is right there waiting to be added)
Girl, all that for one person? No.
WELL SHIT
THEY DONE FUCKEN GOT US GRIM
JAMIL YOU TOO?
Who the
Sebek, I will throw hands. You better be ready to catch'em.
Task who with doing what?
Grim... its time to fucken dip.
THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN RYUJI WAS GONNA THROW HANDS WITH MORGANA
AAAAA
No promises, Jamil!
Welcome to my house, don't mind the mess.
Fineeeee
Okay... Sebek is strong as shit. Noted.
But Sebek... he doesn't have hands. Only paws.
Little baby paws
I should
AAA
MAN YOU GOT OFFA ME
They don't really need to rely on you but its the thought that counts.
Man I'm finna go to my room and go to sleep.
I Will Be Speaking Quickly!(Part Two) | Sebek - Ceremonial Robes
Lets
Fucken
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Grim go lay down over there. Take a nap. You've done enough.
Thank you, Jamil
Malleus has literally been alive for like a minute so ofc his magic is pretty freaking off the charts
Sebek why did you get him started
Sebek I don't go here
SLKDSAL;DKAS;LDKASL;KDLA;SDKASLDK
JAMIL BITCH
...
Wait... Jamil you don't actually like Kalim?
Or like just not like besties?
Oh my god he's gonna cry
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OMG HE HAS TEARS HE DEADASS IS GONNA CRY
Yeah... he kinda do, Grim
I DON'T PROMISE SHIT
Oop finna listen to stories about Malleus over tea.
YAS BITCH SPILL THE FUCKEN TEA
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We'll Have to Compete! (Part One) | Lilia - Ceremonial Robes
I WANT A DONUT
ALSO WE GOT FUCKEN SNACK TIME
SNACK TIME SNACK TIME
Ewww black licorice
GIRL NOT "WHICH CLUB ARE IN AGAIN"
LILIA PLEASE
GIRL NOT Y'ALL HAVING A CLUB WHERE Y'ALL
IM
GIRL
OOP Y'ALL FINNA GET CAUGHT
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oh i've yet to see this pout on Lilia
There's so much going on
I'm the lead singer
LETS GOOO
MFKN SING OFF
HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL THIS BITCH
We'll Have to Compete! (Part Two) | Lilia - Ceremonial Robes
Cater, it just dropped this week are you sure that you know the lyrics
Kalim, sweetie...
;LSLADKL;SADKLSA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOT "IS THERE A BABY ALIVE"
I had a Baby Alive...
Lilia lowkey dropping that he has fathered children
LILIA YOU CHEATED AND I KNOW IT
LETS FUCKEN PULL OUT THE BEDAZZLER
NOICE
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LILIA MY BELOVED
GIRL HE WAS TELLING A STORY???
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Twisted Ramblings
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holylulusworld · 4 years
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Congratulations on 8000 followers. For your celebration drabble request, I suggest: Dean X Y/N quarantined from a witch's spell. I'll leave it up to you if you want fluff, angst, smut. You get the idea. This prompt is starting to give me ideas.
F*cking Witches
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Prompt: None provided so I chose one. “Fucking witches!”
Warnings: language, angst, fun, fluff, cocky Dean, being quarantined due to an odd spell, Dean being a tease, tension, implied smut
Pairing: Dean x Reader
Characters: Sam Winchester
Word count:  1223 (it got a bit longer)
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“Fucking witches” Dean growls struggling against his brother's strength. “I can beat her! Let me just...” Sam pushes his brother into the bunker, almost causing Dean to fall down the stairs.
“Wait! Let us help!” Squeaking you end up pushed into Dean’s arms before the heavy door of the bunker locks behind you. “Hey! You can’t just lock us in!”
“We need to get out of here, Y/N! I will not survive for two weeks in this cage! I am not a good roommate while being a caged animal, sweetheart.” Dean pants heavily, not liking the idea of being locked in again.
“Dean, what if Rowena is right? What if we are toxic?” The hunter blinks a few times before he pokes your shoulder. “DEAN!”
“There, I am still alive. Cursed to kill my ass!” Eyes narrowed you poke Dean’s cheek only to giggle lightly at his pissed expression.
“Maybe we are only toxic to other people?” Not liking the idea Dean nods. “I’ll check on the lore. I bet I can find a way to get us out of here, Dean. I don’t want to be stuck with you either.”
“Hey, I am an awesome and great roommate,” Dean smirks, giving you one of his charming smiles followed by a wink. “Just push the right buttons, sweetheart.”
“I will not push anything, Winchester. Now, let's make a plan...”
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Day 1
You gave up on reading more books last night. Sam said they are getting closer to solving the case. Hopefully, Rowena can reverse the spell and free the grumpy hunter and you.
“I am bored,” Dean whines while you make a list of your supplies. “Play with me…”
“Dude, I am not going to play any games with you. I have to check on the supplies or do you want to starve for the next two weeks?”
“Starve?” Suddenly interested in whatever you started, Dean dips his head to glance at the list your prepared.
“We’ve got three six-packs of beer, which means you’ll only drink one bottle per day from now on. Good thing I hate that crap.” Dean gulps hard, glancing at your list.
“We’ve got enough water, though. Let’s check. Sam bought enough food for three weeks but, we need to prevent food craving attacks, Dean. No midnight snack for you, big boy.” Grinning you pat Dean’s belly.
“As if you never ate anything in the middle of the night. Damn, I am hungry now…”
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Day 3
“Can I not have one more beer and a slice of pie?” Dean whines, looking at you with big eyes, imitating his brother's puppy dog eyes. “Please?”
“Dean, if you drink more beer today, there will be nothing left at the end of the week. You have to choose…”
“I’ll choose to have one more tonight. Snacks are out soon…”
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Day 5
“Hmm…that’s a nice outfit, sweetheart. How do you call it?” Watching you walk around in hello kitty sweatpants and a crop top Dean ogles you shamelessly. “I bet; you’d like to lose it…”
“Winchester, I am warning you.” Poking your finger into Dean’s chest you narrow your eyes. “It’s only five days, Dean. I don’t think your balls are blue…”
“Wanna check?” Dean cocks his head when you glance at his crotch.
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Day 7
Another day in hell. The bunker is too cold today. Literally freezing your ass off you run around the large building to find the reason for the failure of the heating. “Damnit, Dean. Where is the heat gone?”
Dean smirks, stepping closer to open his coat. “Could warm you up, Y/N.” Debating to take Dean’s offer or to freeze to death you nod, letting Dean wrap you in his coat.
Head resting against his chest, you try to warm up. “I know a way to get you all hot and bothered, sweetheart.”
“Dean, what the fuck!” His swelling dick presses against your thigh. “That’s the problem. No fuck…”
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Day 9
Crawling up the walls you try to find anything useful to do but you end up rolling around your bed, staring at the wall. “Watcha doing, sweetheart?”
“I try to bore myself to death, Dean. And you?”
“Same. You know, we could do something useful.” Dean snickers, pointing toward your bed. “Just saying.”
Your pillow ends up in his face and you groan, hoping Sam will free you soon.
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Day 11
“For all that’s holy Dean, wear a fucking shirt and pants. You can’t just run around in boxers and socks!” Whining you glance at Dean’s ass when he bends over to grasp for the last beer.
“It’s unbearable hot today.” Huffing you wipe off some sweat. “I don’t know what’s wrong with the bunker. Days ago we almost froze off our asses and today I feel like getting roasted.”
“I had a shower and it was too warm. Not refreshing at all…”
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Day 12
“No, no! That’s not true! They both would’ve died if she shared the door with him.” Bickering about Titanic, Jack’s death, and the door you stuff the last popcorn into your mouth.
“I believe they could’ve been saved, both.” Dean pokes your side, smirking as you pat his chest.
“Fine, Dean. If we ever end up in the middle of the ocean, freezing our asses off I’ll share the door with you.”
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Day 13
“I am going to find you, sweetheart…” Dean yells through the bunker. Today you decided to play hide and seek, much to Dean’s amusement as he won all rounds so far. “There she is…”
Squeaking you try to outrun Dean, but he grasps for you, throwing you over his shoulder.
“I want my prize now, sweetheart. No chicken out. I am going to lay claim on this cute ass.”
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Day 16
The bedframe slams into the wall one last time.
Dean barely can roll off your body, not after non-stop fucking for three days.
“That was awesome, but I need a break.”
“Same, Dean.” Laughing you pat his head. “I mean, at least we released the tension. It was overdue we fucked.”
“You know, this means your ass is mine. No discussion.” Nodding you close your eyes to calm your racing heart. “Did Sammy call? It’s fifteen days today.”
“Sixteen, Dean…”
“Son of a bitch!”
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Day 21
“What the fuck, Sammy! What took you so long?” Cocking his head Dean glares at his brother.
“Three weeks, brother. You left us roast in this hell for three weeks while we had nothing else to do than…”
Sam’s eyes wander from you, wearing his brother’s plaid, to the hickey at Dean’s neck, back toward the handcuffs around your wrist Dean forgot to remove hearing the door of the bunker open.
“I think we are all happy Dean and I can leave the bunker again. Thanks to all of you, but Dean and I got a business to do. He owes me something and I want it now…”
Grabbing Dean’s hand you drag him toward his bedroom. “I want that orgasm, even if it kills us…”
“What the…?” Sam swallows thickly watching you ogle his brother shamelessly.
“Yeah, we ganked the witch, reversed the spell, got captured by a coven and almost tortured but it’s great you two found the time to…connect…”
“Fucking witches Sammy…” Dean snickers running off with you.
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Fic Writer Review thank you @redvanillabee you caught me on my computer...definitely procrastinating writing...
1. How many do you have on Ao3?
Just six
2. What’s your total Ao3 word count?
19,535
o.O
3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?
Just two so far. Agents of SHIELD and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier. If I can ever get it together I'll add more.
4. What are your top 5 five by kudos?
What Happens on Kitson... (1112 Words) Agents of SHIELD - What happens when Daniel stumbles on the security footage from a casino on Kitson.
My first published fic. *wipes a tear* I am 99% sure @hecckyeah had a hand in enabling me to write this so thanks for that buddy. :)
The Family We Fought For (12,955 Words) Agents of SHIELD - She would run into walls if that’s what it took. This time, however, he might not be able to pick her back up. He was used the worry, the fear, to people he cared about throwing themselves into danger. He was used to the feeling of standing at the edge of an abyss and trying not to fall in. They were her family? How could they let her do this? A collection of reunions post-finale.
I caught the crazy and did a multi-chapter fic. I think for the foreseeable future I will be sticking to one-shots. lol
Space Puffies Strike Back (2017 Words) Agents of SHIELD - A mission goes awry when an old nemesis reappears... A sequel to "What Happens on Kitson..." Daniel Sousa has an experience with our beloved space puffies. The timing is not convenient.
Backup (1174 Words) Agents of SHIELD/The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Sam didn’t know how they were getting overrun. It was either bad intel or betrayal. He hoped for the former but it was usually the latter. He folded his wings and dropped in behind Bucky who promptly shouted, “Where the hell have you been?” “Oh you know, I thought I’d take the scenic route!” Sam fired back, then shouted into his comms, “Hey! Any way we could get some backup here?” “Lucky for you, we’re already here. On your right.”
The Mascot (1895 Words) Agents of SHIELD - My girlfriend wanted a cat. I said no. So we compromised and got a cat. -Internet Proverb Daisy and Kora adopt a cat on the Zephyr. Daniel is reluctant.
5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?
Absolutely. Usually on a Saturday night after a few drinks. And I do it in batches.
6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?
I don't think any of my fics have an angsty ending. There's been attempts at angsty middles. But I'm really just here to make sure everyone has a good time.
7. Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?
Backup. I'm not sure if it counts since it's all Marvel/MCU but I'm counting it since Disney Marvel seems to forget the Agents of SHIELD exists. That fic is pure chaos and might be one of my favorite things I've written.
8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?
Nope. Not that I know of anyway.
9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?
I'd like to. But I am horribly intimidated by it. I've done "fade to black" and a rather heated sparring scene. Might dip my toe in one of these days because I have an Idea that will not leave me alone.
10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Nope.
11. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Nope. Not that I know of.
12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Sorta. Backup was inspired by a text exchange between me and @butjustourselves. I just ended up running with it.
13. What is your all time favourite ship?
I have so many on rotation it's a little insane. I'll do a top 5
Jack and Sam from Stargate SG-1 Daisy and Daniel from Agents of SHIELD Castle and Beckett from Castle Phryne and Jack from Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries Will and Elizabeth from Pirates of the Caribbean 14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?
My Agents of SHIELD Fantasy AU. Had a lot of trouble coming up with a coherent plot. Decided "why not just do serial one-shots that are loosely connected?" and that has improved things greatly. So, one of these days, that might happen.
15. What are your writing strengths?
Snappy dialogue. And making people laugh.
16. What are your writing weaknesses?
I have the opposite problem as @redvanillabee lol. I can't really be serious for one goddamn minute. Profound emotions? Nope. Not here. And describing surroundings. I forget to do it or I'm just like "they're in this room. Y'all have seen the show so you know what I'm talking about."
17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?
Uh. Fine I guess? Just don't use Google translate. You'll get obliterated for that.
18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?
Published? Agents of SHIELD. Unpublished? As a preteen I wrote a screenplay called "The Fridge Raider" which was basically an Artemis Fowl/Tomb Raider mashup and I don't think I'll ever be that brave ever again.
19. What’s your favourite fic you’ve ever written?
It depends on the day. But Backup and What Happens on Kitson... are winning today.
To me, Backup really feels like a Marvel One-Shot or something pulled right from one of the shows and I am VERY proud of that.
As for What Happens on Kitson... I mean you always remember your first. ;)
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it’s beginning to look a lot like... ch. 2
Also on Ao3. Chapter one here.
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The Third Christmas
“You’re making the left side all crooked!”
“No, I’m not!”
“Yes, you are, it’s all ugly and lopsided!”
“Well, maybe if you’d stop hogging all the blankets⁠!”
“Well, maybe if you’d shut your face⁠!”
Jack’s got one eye on the chaos currently taking place in the living-room-turned-construction-site, the other on the pot of Easy Mac he’s got working up on the stove. The boys are in the middle of building the Christmas Pillow Fort, though it’s been stop and start all morning, with the two of them pausing every few minutes to argue about how the other is doing it wrong. 
Jack only tried to intervene the once⁠—Tony and Charlie had called a temporary truce to team up against him instead, shooing him away with the explanation that he’s too lame and too tall to help and that ‘we’re not babies, Jack, we got it!’ Though, given that their efforts have since devolved into an impromptu pillow fight, with shouts of ‘you suck,’ ‘your face is stupid,’ and ‘because Jack said so!’ punctuated by the soft thuwmp of cushions hitting bodies, Jack thinks he can be forgiven for assuming they might’ve needed his help.
But all in all, this Christmas is looking to be one of the best ones yet, and certainly the best one that the boys can remember. Jack had finally turned sixteen at the beginning of the month, and though it was late in the season, he’d managed to pick up some temp work covering holiday rush shifts at the grocery store, so there’d been extra money for better presents and better food this year. And, judging by the wide smiles and overjoyed thanks he’d received when handing over the presents this morning—Two presents each for both of them! Jack had actually managed it!—the boys were more than pleased with their haul.
Though, really, if Jack’d had it his way, he’d of already been working somewhere—an actual part-time job, not just scrounging for seasonal work—but Snyder wouldn’t let him start working until his last birthday, afraid that if Jack had a job too young it would ‘make him look bad,’ the bastard. 
Because the underfed children in his care were nothing to worry about, obviously. 
Jack’s distracted from his lunch efforts by a sharp rap! rap! rap! of knuckles knocking against the front door, followed by a pause where he thinks whoever it is must’ve tried the doorbell, only to realize that it doesn’t work. He wipes his hands on a dish cloth and turns the burner down, figuring that Tony and Charlie won’t be able to kill each other in the time it takes for him to answer the door, probably, and wanders over to check it out. 
He can’t imagine who’d be knocking on Christmas of all days, and especially in this weather, but when he opens the front door he finds Davey standing on the doorstep, bundled up in several layers with a large canvas bag thrown over one of his shoulders.
“Dave!” Jack says, startled but pleased. “What’re ya doin’ here?”
“Hi, Jackie,” Davey says, voice muffled by the scarf covering the bottom half of his face, bright blue eyes peeking out from underneath a woolen hat. “Merry Christmas.”
“Merry Christmas,” Jack greets back automatically, then flushes, shaking his head. “Or, no, sorry, Happy Hanukkah.”
It’s hard for Jack to read his expression but he thinks he sees Davey’s eyes crinkle up at the corners⁠—an indication of a smile. Jack’s heart does a funny little hop-skip in his chest. 
“Thanks,” Davey says. 
“Here, come on in,” Jack says, opening the door a little wider.
“Oh, I don’t want to intrude⁠—”
“You ain’t intrudin’,” Jack insists. “And besides, we’re lettin’ all the warm air out.”
“Oh, well, thanks,” Davey says, stepping into the entrance hall. 
“Can you stay a while?” Jack asks, eager to keep Davey in his space for as long as he can, a soft feeling fluttering in his stomach. “I can take your coat, fix you somethin’ to drink, or get you a snack if you’re hungry?”
“That sounds nice,” Davey says, and he sounds like he really means it. “But I can’t stay for long. I had a hard enough time convincing my Ma to let me come out in the first place, what with the snow and all. If I’m not home soon she’ll be worried.”
“Oh, okay,” Jack says, disappointed, and then feeling stupid that he’s disappointed in the first place. What, was he gonna serve Davey up a bowl of Easy Mac? Show him the wonders of the pillow fort?
Davey, thankfully, doesn’t seem to notice the dip in Jack’s mood. “I just wanted to make sure I got these to you,” he says, letting the canvas bag he’s carrying slip off his shoulder and into his hand, holding it out to Jack in offering. “I didn’t want to bother you over break, but you weren’t at school on Friday.”
“Oh, yeah,” Jack says lamely, not wanting to get into how Charlie and Tony’s school had a half day on Friday because of the holiday, forcing Jack to cut class so he’d be able to pick them up on time. “What is it, my makeup work? Thanks for pickin’ that up for me, I really can’t afford to miss any more English assignments.”
“No, it’s not that,” Davey says. “Or, well, actually it is, but it’s not just your homework…”
Davey keeps talking but Jack doesn’t hear the rest of the explanation, though he doesn’t need to once he peers into the bag. Because it’s stacked full of presents, each wrapped in shiny blue paper dotted with silver snowflakes, tied neatly with white ribbon.
“Merry Christmas?” Davey offers, and he looks a little uncertain, fidgeting nervously with the fringe on his scarf. 
“You got me a Christmas present?” Jack asks, numbly.
“You and the boys,” Davey confirms with a nod. “Just a little something for the holiday.”
“You didn’t hafta do that, Dave,” Jack says, still not quite processing. “I don’t wantcha to waste your money on me.”
“I know I didn’t have to,” Davey says. “I wanted to.” Then he reaches out and swats Jack across the shoulder with his gloved hand. “And it’s not a waste of money, it’s a gift.”
“But…” Jack’s face feels hot, some mix of surprise, embarrassment, and joy. “But I don’t got nothin’ for you.”
“Jackie, just take the presents,” Davey says, in that fondly exasperated tone that Jack has quickly gotten accustomed to over the last few months, “and don’t worry about it. I wanted to. And it’s not like I need a Christmas present.” 
“But Hanukkah—“
“—Isn’t the same thing,” Davey interrupts, kindly but firmly. “We exchange presents, sure, but Hanukkah isn’t, like, the Jewish version of Christmas. Really, don’t worry about it.”
“Thanks, Davey,” Jack says, and his voice a little raspy as he chokes back a sudden wave of emotion, but if Davey notices he’s nice enough not to mention it. “Hey, are you sure ya can’t stay for a sec? Race and Charlie would love to see ya.”
But Davey shakes his head. “I really do need to get home,” he says, apologetic, turning back towards the door. “But tell them Merry Christmas from me, okay?”
“Will do,” Jack says. “And tell your folks Happy Hanukkah from us.”
“I will,” Davey says with a soft smile. “Have a good break, Jackie.”
Jack really wants to hug him, but he can’t with the stack of presents in his arms. He settles for a nod and a sort-of wave. “You too, Dave.”
Jack stands there for a short while, watching Davey’s trek down the sidewalk through the window until he disappears from view. Then he makes his way into the living room.
“Hey, Racer, Charlie,” Jack says. “Time out for a second.”
Tony’s head pops up from where he’s lying half on top of Charlie, pushing his brother’s face against the floor. “I didn’t do it,” he says.
“Well, I didn’t do it,” Charlie retorts, his indignant pout muffled somewhat by the carpet.
“Did I say anyone did anything?” Jack asks, raising an eyebrow. “Keep this up and you're gonna make me think I shouldn’t give ya these nice presents...”
“There’s more presents?” Tony exclaims, jumping to his feet. “Where?!”
“Slow your roll there, conejito,” Jack laughs. “They ain’t goin’ nowhere.” He gestures to the bag hanging over his shoulder. “Davey stopped by,” he explains. “He couldn’t stay but he brought us some Christmas presents.”
He waits for the boys to gather around, then hands out the presents: one for each of them, and a final one for Jack. Tony and Charlie tear right into theirs, gleeful, but Jack takes a moment to just look at his own gift⁠—inspecting the shiny foiled paper and the neatly folded corners, the curly white ribbon and the cheery holiday tag that reads ‘Jack’ in precise, rounded letters.
It’s been years since he’s gotten a Christmas present. It’s almost like his body doesn’t remember what to do with one.
The boys have no such qualms. 
“Ooh!” Tony exclaims, pulling a mass of cherry-red yarn out of his package. “Jack, look!” It’s a hat, scarf, and mitten set, perfectly sized for a eight year old, soft and warm and perfect for New York winter.
“I got one too!” Charlie says, uncovering a matching set, this one done up in pine green. He tugs the hat onto his head, then wraps himself up in his scarf, looking ridiculously pleased with himself. 
“Oh, and look what else!” Tony says. There’s a pair of DVDs tucked in between the knitwear: a copy of ‘The Lion King’ and ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.’ A second glance into Charlie’s present reveals copies of ‘The Princess Bride’ and ‘How to Train Your Dragon.’
Jack takes a shaky breath, a lump settling somewhere in the back of his throat.
“Jack, aren't cha gonna open yours?” Charlie asks, innocently clueless.
“Yeah, of course I am Choo-Choo,” Jack says, and he’s glad the boys are distracted by their gifts, because while he’s managing to keep his voice steady, he’s not sure he can hide the wetness pricking at the corners of his eyes.
Cautiously, he rips the paper off his own gift. The first thing he finds is another hat, scarf, and mitten set, this one done in a rich, charcoal gray. It’s soft as anything, thick and plush, and Jack can already imagine how useful it’ll be in the coming months. 
He feels something hard nestled underneath, and at first he thinks it must be another pair of DVDs⁠—he’s sensing something of a theme with all of this. But when Jack investigates further, he instead finds a sketchbook. It’s a simple, solid thing, with a sturdy black cover and creamy white pages. The label on the back tells him that the paper is weighted for pencils, charcoal, inks, and water colors⁠—all of Jack’s preferred mediums, except that he’s sure he’s never told Davey any of that.
“Jack, can we watch this?” Tony asks, holding up the copy of ‘How to Train Your Dragon.’ “It’s s’pposed to be really good!”
“Sure we can, baby,” Jack says, running a trembling finger along the first page of the sketchbook, basking in the texture and scent of the fresh, crisp paper. “Go set up the DVD player and get the fort finished up. I’ll dish up our lunch and be right there.”
Slotted inside the book’s front cover is one last surprise⁠—a $25 dollar prepaid phone card for Jack’s cell phone. There a sticky note stuck to it that simply reads:
So you can actually call me back :)
Jack huffs out a laugh, then slips the note safely into his pocket, packing his gifts carefully back into their box. “Yeah, okay,” he murmurs, smiling to himself. “I think I can make that happen.”
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EYES NOSE LIPS CH 4
EYES NOSE LIPS CHAPTER 4 - DON’T 
LEONA KINGSCHOLAR X FEMALE PREFECT
Rating: Mature Readers (no smut yet)/ Fluff 
Word Count: 4,072
You can read the previous Chapters below:
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3 
CHAPTER 4 — DON’T
“Ever since I was born, there’s been an immovable stone on top of my head. No matter what I do — I’ll never be king. Even if I studied all of the magic in the world and master them  — to be king? — Never. Just because it’s an inevitable force as the order of your birth — life’s not fair.”
A lavish lifestyle with no real responsibilities rendered Leona to be a slothful prince. His role as second prince of the savanna and his line of kinship was a vignette — completely disappearing as soon as Cheka, his nephew was born. 
The moment Leona discovered his curse was when he finally understood what his gift was. His small hands held valuable tapestry, stones, and fruits born from the rich lands but they all turned to sand. A prince of the savanna, whose magic was to turn everything, even human beings and fellow beasts, to sand — he’d been feared even by his closest retainers. The fertile lands feared long dry spells, and he was one to instantly cause it. He could hear the giant murmurs and the whispers of disgust. If he wasn’t a prince, he would have been exiled or executed. 
Leona loved his older brother, Farena, with all he had. He was a thunderous presence, admirable strength, and like the sun, a source of warmth and inspiration for all. 
And there he was, the second son. Leona felt himself as a small and dark dot slithering towards the bright gradient of pink and orange that was a sun in the horizons of the savanna. A long road ahead of him, and looking back, there were only shadows and thorns. His shadow grew further and further away as he walked towards the bright source of light. Beneath his feet was dust and sand — the vestiges of his curse. Once they were living, now no more under his hand.
He could hear his older brother call out to him. An echo that haunted him every night. The echo that hummed him to sleep each night. The warmth that fed his cold. 
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Leona barely saw the prefect in the last two days before the Ramshackle Dorm handover. He attended class, much to everyone’s surprise, barely absorbed in any lesson though. And yes, he was relieved to be praised by Trein for coming to class, but this time, his head was filled with thoughts of the prefect. The exterior hallways never changed, in the hundred years that Night Raven College stood, very little things changed. And in his three years there, the deep green carpets that extended like eternity didn’t impress him one bit. They were a boring sight. Nothing new. His brows knitted in boredom.
“Where is she now?”
“Club activities? Since when? I thought she was busy with chores in Savanaclaw and especially making food.”
“To think she would have time for club activities.”
Leona lazily scratched his right eyebrow, whilst fighting the urge to sleep through last periods. After class, he will have Magift training; being the captain, he needs his energy every single day. Magift training was something he never missed. But ever since they slept together, his focus was now somewhere else. 
The night before, he allowed himself to fall asleep with Asami happily atop his bed.  Not that they did anything strange, no. He would recall the moment when he awoke in the middle of the night. His own restlessness jerking him up from his slumber. Someone else’s hands and arms wrapped around him that night. Was he dreaming? 
He opened his eyes, and as they adjusted to the darkness of his room, he recognised the events of the previous afternoon. Asami lay on her side, her one leg clung to Leona’s. Her arms wrapped around his torso, practically hugging him closer to him, if there was any other chance to be closer than that. Her dark hair filled his favourite pillows — burgundy and mustard yellow. 
He couldn't believe he actually slept in his clothes. And as his eyes hovered over Asami’s sleeping figure, he could slightly peek under her skirt that was now lifted by their shifting sleeping positions. She wore black tights so there was really nothing to see, but the thought of her sprawled on his bed, made it almost impossible for Leona to fall asleep. 
He, in fact, stayed awake — the whole night. Just watching her. Just resting there, limbs tangled with hers. He had zero regrets staying where he was. He listened to her breathing, as he did before he fell asleep. 
When daybreak came, Leona pulled himself off the bed and took his time to sober himself up from the drunkenness of being in her embrace. 
He wanted so badly to be around her more often. 
He started wanting to be around her?
When morning came, he felt fine. When she woke up just as he was drying his hair, he was glad to have that stupid towel on his head. He could at least cover his face. 
Leona Kingscholar wanting to hide his face? It was a thought that made him scoff. But when he looked at the prefect, there was no fear in her eyes. No fear, but worry. How worried she looked as she searched his face for unknown answers formed a dry lump on his throat.
Why does she look so worried about me? When she needs to worry about herself?
Leona didn’t understand it. How casually she walked behind him on the way to the Savanaclaw mirror. And how, despite the intense blush on her face, she stayed closed as they passed through. And, as he was about to head towards the third year hallways, the way she called out to him made the hairs on his nape tingle a bit. 
*****
“You sleep with Ruggie—” Leona blocked the way to his room as Grim attempted his daily retreat. 
“Why?! We— we still have tonight and tomorrow!” Grim pushed him with his soft grey paws in protest. 
“But you can sleep with Ruggie. He’ll prep a meat platter for you—” Leona’s haughty offer was truly tempting for the small grey monster. But Grim was undoubtedly tired from the past two weeks. And he really just wanted to rest. 
Leona kept his stance, calling out to Ruggie as he dodged Grim’s attempts to push him away. 
“What about my minion? Where will she sleep?!! Don’t tell me, with Ruggie or Jack!” Grim was angry, the blue flames of his ears burning brighter with every word. Leona let out a sordid laughter. 
“What do you mean? The kitten will be sleeping with me—” His relaxed countenance made the furs on the back of Grim’s scruff stand up. Leona’s bloodthirst emanated from that smirk.  And Grim knew better than to stand up to the king of beasts. 
“Hunyaaaa—!!!!!!!” Grim jumped, protecting his tail, and Ruggie carried him off by the scruff.
Leona waited. His arms tucked under his head, he waited while relaxing atop his bed. His eyes glued to the doorknob. He wasn’t really sure what would happen, what he would say or what would be the offer when the prefect returned; but he waited for her return. Restless turning and shifting. His ears twitch every time he heard footsteps passed by the hallway leading to his room. 
Leona clicked his tongue. Where is she? 
She’s supposed to be back by now. Leona took a deep breath to try and relax himself. It wasn’t like him to be this excited over a girl. Before he knew it, he was fast asleep. 
****
“Are you excited?” Jade Leech towered over her. The twins both did. She was a small thing compared to them but after working part-time at the Mostro Lounge for two weeks, her fear of them dissipated. Floyd was now more playful around her and would even hug her randomly. Jade noticed her interest in the variety of tea leaves they housed in Mostro Lounge, and to his surprise, their little human actually  had a knack for blending leaves. Her brewing methods might need some refining work, but he appreciated the care she put into every pot she made. 
Jade took a liking to her, day by day, his gold and rust-coloured eyes would follow her around as she waltzed around the floors of the lounge. They’ve gotten a lot more patrons since she started her part-time shifts. And Azul, was gracious enough to let her have her dorm back, and her part-time spot. Their initial deal was problematic, but Asami worked hard to earn her keep and Azul was a man of his word. And, he found better use for the prefect other than making her his errand dog. 
“I’m excited! It feels like a long two weeks….” Asami held the tray close to her chest. Her shift was almost done. Jade looked at her, there was a certain calmed chaos that crashed in his sharp eyes; like the waves that crashed into the shore. 
“It must be tough living in Savanaclaw—” Jade’s voice was always calm. And it was soothing to Asami’s ears. She’s grown to like him and she was happy not to be judged whenever she rambled about tea leaves and indoor plants and mushrooms. But the mere mention of Savanaclaw softly wiped the smile of her face. Her head bobbed low, Jade waited for her words to come out. 
“It’s not really tough… I actually—” Jade leaned towards her, she had this habit of talking so soft it became hard to understand what she was actually saying at times. But he didn’t really mind it as he accustomed himself around her. It gave him a better excuse to lean in and carefully listen. 
“I actually like it there… I’ve grown to like everyone in Savanaclaw—” A meek smile bounced back on her face. A slight blush creeping up reaching even her small ears. 
He saw the blush on her cheeks at the slight mention of Savanaclaw. And how, whenever the dorm was mentioned, she'd dip her head low, almost as if trying to hide her already small self. Jade noticed. How she would let out a heavy sigh when someone enters the lounge. It was as if she was expecting someone to walk in, but it never turned out to be the person she wanted to see. When blazers adorn with yellow ribbons walked by, how her eyes would open wide — like a child peeking through the windows of a candy store for the first time. Her eyes searched for something. Maybe, someone. And Jade, very much wanted to know who that person was. 
Jade Leech would feel his head slowly shift towards her direction. Just as she finished her shift, he carefully watched how she hurriedly removed her white bow tie and fedora hat then headed towards the changing rooms. With elegant, careful and elaborate gloved hands, Jade took a copper canister and examined the next blend Asami had prepared. 
Loose black tea, bits of dried mint and shaved chocolate bits. He took in a deep breath. An exquisite blend. He carefully ran a finger over the characters Asami had written on the canister label. “Chocolate Mint Truffle” in small dainty cursives. A smile gently appeared on Jade’s face. 
How lovely.  He thought to himself. 
****
Leona could feel the peeking sun peel his eyes open. “Tch—” he muttered as soon as he felt himself wake up. Too bright. He thought. His hand reached for his phone to check the time.  
Too early. Too early for anything. 
Leona felt himself jump out of bed to look around. He suddenly remembered that he wanted to wait for the prefect to return. But he unknowingly fell asleep. Out of frustration? Out of anticipation? Maybe actual exhaustion? He looked around the room, and found her sound asleep on the usual futon on his carpeted floor. 
It was the first time he actually woke up to her sleeping there. Minus their ‘sleeping together’ incident, of course. He felt a sense of relief on his shoulders at the very sight of her. Her guard, finally down — and she allowed herself to be there — knowing he can wake up at any given time. 
Leona languidly moved from his bed down to the floor and even closer to her. Asami lay on her side, her hands in front of her face and slightly covering her lips. It was the steady and soft breathing which was familiar to him. And how he treasured that moment. 
Leona then — with half-lidded eyes — moved closer to the prefect. And he joined her space, snuggling himself behind her sleeping figure. His arm drew closer to her — if not — maybe it was him who actually scooted closer to her. 
He couldn't remember, he was falling fast asleep again as he found comfort in the scent of her. She was familiar and warm; a tantalising medley of wanting, longing and owning overcame his senses as he, yet again, allowed himself to be in this world. The world that was just her. 
****
Asami couldn’t remember when the last time she slept so comfortably in Leona’s room. She had been actively avoiding it. And frankly, she didn’t remember sleeping there for more than just a few hours. But yesterday was an exception. She arrived at Savanaclaw later than usual. Evening meals have been cleared, after-dinner runs are done and the lounge is empty. No one in sight. Her feet dragged her to Leona’s room, the only oasis she knew she could run to. She opened the door ever so softly, still managing a soft creak, and as she peaked inside, Leona’s sleeping figure assured her that everything was normal.  
She fell onto the futon, not even noticing that Grim was gone. Leona’s soft snores made her smile, and she let herself rest and fall asleep. 
At least, that’s what she last remembered. 
Her last day in Savanaclaw, Asami awoke to strong arms around her waist. And the warmth of long luscious strands all over her face. A soft kind of purring buried onto the back of her head, soft breaths tickled her hair and ears. “A cat?” 
She didn’t remember Grim being in the room, nor him being this big—
She felt her cheeks turn hot when she realised what was happening. Her fingers slowly and gingerly brushed over his hand—a tight grip on her waist, drawing her to his crouched figure. Asami tried to face him, but his grip was much tighter than she could manage. 
“Leona-senpai…” her soft voice called out to him, she was careful not to wake him so suddenly. She knew his waking mood was not the best, and she didn’t feel like getting devoured after working so hard to be under his mercy these past two weeks. 
He let out a soft groan. A rather gentle groan, and pulled her even closer. “Early…” he mumbled, lightly chewing bits of her hair that gave Asami’s back a quick shiver. 
“We… We have to get ready….” Her hands tugged his carefully laced fingers around her waist. Her face felt hotter but the minute she felt him breathing into her made her legs squirm a bit. 
Leona cleared his throat, and tight hands around Asami suddenly broke free, his body pulling himself off of her yet again. What a pain. What a chore. He thought. He wanted to stay asleep. Why was being around her so comfortable? 
Asami looked at the dorm leader, who seemed like he was inebriated. Hand on his forehead and unmoving. Her hand was hesitant to the idea of touching him. When was she okay with actively reaching out to him? Asami couldn’t remember. 
“I’m sorry I woke you… Dorm leader…” Her eyes worried and focused on him. Worried he might have not slept all right. Worried she woke him up when she arrived and opened the door. Worried he might be angry at her. Searching, her eyes searching for an indication that he was okay and he wasn’t angry. 
Leona’s eyes found hers. Sleep still drowned his focus. He reached out to her and held her close to him. Head resting on her small shoulders “Five…. Minutes.” He mumbled softly, like a child refusing to get ready for school. It was sweet, she thought. She did not move, she let herself enjoy this version of him. Like a dream she refused to wake up from.
 Leona languidly pushed her off of him and slowly stood up, and still ended up sitting on his bed. Hands covered his eyes — almost as if he was trying to hide himself. Asami stood up and smoothed her pajamas before approaching him. 
“Are you okay?” Asami ducked lower to meet his eyes, worried he might not be feeling well. 
“I’m fine” Leona faced her, eyes now focused and awake. 
Her eyes fixated on him, seemingly searching for a sign. What exactly would that sign be? He didn’t know. But only now, only then, did he notice how the centre of her eyes were dark red. Something dark in the middle of the bright carnelian swirls of her eyes. Her face in the morning was soothing, in a way. Somehow it was alright, and it felt right to be there. Leona didn’t realise it but his hand was already reaching out to touch her. Warm palms rested on her neck. He felt himself gulp, as he took in the sight of her. Waking up not cramming to get ready to be anywhere or to do anything. But waking up, to see her. 
How beautiful.  He thought to himself but he was careful not to say it out loud. 
Asami was still. It was as if she understood the need to be still whilst his hand rested on her neck. Her hair was a bit messy but it didn’t bother him, really. 
Did she always wear pajamas? 
He doesn’t really know. 
Did she always wear that light pink colour? It suits her. He thought. 
Asami was still, and yet she seemed to look brighter and brighter the more he looked at her. Like the rising sun in the savanna. The lone golden sphere pushing away the darkness of everything. His darkness, perhaps? 
“Did you sleep well?'' Finally she broke the silence. Voice still soft and husked from slumber. Her lips moved so beautifully, he thought. How he wanted it. Since when he thought he wanted them, he wasn’t certain. But his eyes trailed from her eyes, down to her small nose, and then to her lips. Slightly parted lips, flushed cheeks, like they always are around him. 
Did he make her so nervous her face is always this flushed? He wasn’t certain. He thought he knew a lot of things. Leona Kingscholar thought he got the lion’s share of intellect. But now he realises that he has a list of things he did not know. And she was on the top of that list. 
He paused for a moment, and looked to what appears to be the direction of her chest. Leona looked away and cleared his throat. 
“You should change…” and he coughed again, hastily standing and heading for his dresser to throw her a fresh towel. “I mean get ready…” lazily pointing at the bathroom door as he walked out of the room. Asami looked down at herself and realised that her pajama top’s spaghetti straps were already half off her, revealing the top part of her chest. Asami ducked to cover herself but Leona was already out of sight. 
Yet again, she felt very small around him. And in that corner of his room, her face and ears displayed a brighter deeper tint of red. 
It was their last day in Leona’s room. And Asami felt a heavy kind of melancholy wrap around her as she finished getting ready. She looked around; his pine green sheets were still new from yesterday. His dresser — messy as always — looked the same no matter how many times she cleaned up. Shirts half-pulled and other bits of clothing scattered around it. Red and blue beads scattered on the floor. How his choker and bracelets stayed in place, she will forever wonder. 
Not that she minded, really. She enjoyed the last few days of it. She sat quietly atop his bed. Reminiscing that time when she felt the closest to him. She slept on his bed and never did she feel any sort of malice come out of it. Leona too, When did she allow herself to be okay with him being around? 
When did it start?
How is it that now she could look into his eyes and feel no fear when she had been actively avoiding him during all of her time staying in Savanaclaw?
Asami folded her futon and gathered her things, tightly zipping her duffel bag close. She took a deep breath, hoping the scent of the room would imprint onto her brain. Who knows when she could step into this room ever again? 
She walked out and headed for the hall of mirrors. 
That day, Leona Kingscholar didn’t wait for her outside his door. 
*****
Leona Kingscholar could feel that he was slowly falling off the world of reason. Ruggie and him took their usual spot at the rooftop during lunch. There was no special box for him or Ruggie. And, when he returned to get ready, the prefect, along with their things were gone. He expected as much. 
She must have been glad to get out of there. He thought to himself quietly as he hummed. Leg propped on top of his knee, hands behind his head. Ruggie was quietly eating his lunch, quietly watching the dark-haired prince as he hummed to himself with eyes up to the sky. 
“Kantokusei-chan said she’ll come by again to clean, maybe after school.” Ruggie waited for a response. His tone was flat, much like his daily reports. Leona’s tail didn’t swish around in interest. His head unmoving and his store-bought lunch untouched. Ruggie thought of things to goad Leona. 
“I’m sure she’ll drop by to give you a thank you present or something—” Ruggie chuckled, a hint of teasing formed his sentence. 
“Whatever.” he drawled. Leona did not wait for her. Instead, he let her take her time and got ready somewhere else. He didn’t feel like staying in the same room after the sight of her, in that. 
He didn’t want anything from her. Leona didn’t want to think the prefect owed him anything. Quite frankly, he didn’t want to think about her at all. The amount of wanting and owning he had for her was only on a bare simmer. And he was well aware that, sooner or later— if he allowed it — he’ll want enough to carve his way into her life if he let it bubble away. He had the chance to kill the fire. And the prefect moving out of his room meant he would see her less. And he will have no chance to interact with her. 
For a second, it gave Leona a sense of relief. A kind of normality, after two weeks of abnormality. Leona focused on the feeling of relief. The relief of knowing the prefect wouldn’t have to put so much effort into getting to his good sides. The relief that she won’t have anything to do with him after the handover. Relief that she can sleep peacefully every night, without him. 
Without him. 
Leona tried to focus on the feelings of relief. 
Because the bitterness left on his mouth and the pang on his chest felt stronger. He didn’t think even her sleeping face could save him from that bitterness. 
“Leona-saaan! Why won’t you say anything? Are you really going to just leave things like this?” 
Ruggie once again tried. He stood up and sat in front of Leona. Eyebrows raised in confusion as he stared at the prince. Leona did not move, his eyes were closed. More like a sloth and less like a lion. 
“Leonaaaa-saaaaaan!” Ruggie grabbed the untouched sandwich bag and cheered. Leona not minding. A deep and heavy sigh escaping him. “Stop nagging.” 
“If you leave things lying around, people will take them.” Ruggie mumbled as he munched. Leona’s eyes were closed, but his one eyebrow rose in irritation. 
His ears twitched as he listened to Ruggie. 
To be continued....
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😴 “Are you kidding me? I’m going to bed.” - requested by @onthepageoftears​
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As the clock struck midnight, it was like a bomb had gone off in the bunker. Not a real bomb, though that had happened before. Everyone was just yelling so loudly that Kat flinched at the noise. 
Dean was banging his empty glass on the library table, while Charlie and Jo were holding out high-pitched whoops that would put any sorority girl to shame. It looked like they were competing to see who could hold it the longest. Even louder was Sam, who had somehow ended up the drunkest of all of them, despite his high tolerance and “social reservations.” Jack was gleefully blowing the party horn that Dean had given him as a joke, while Castiel was waving a party crank over his head. Impossibly powerful cosmic beings wielding little toys to celebrate the rock’s circle around the sun. It was hard to say which one of them looked more ridiculous. 
Kat lifted her glass to the ceiling and downed her cheap champagne. She’d barely swallowed before Dean was pulling her in for a midnight kiss. She blindly dropped her glass on the table so she could grab his face, and grudgingly let him spin her into a dip. On the other side of the room, Sam, Charlie and Jo all whistled and cat called. 
 When she was finally upright, Kat clutched her head in an effort to stop the world from spinning. “Okay—ow. That’s enough of that.” 
“Oh, come on,” cheered Dean. “Is that any way to ring in the new year? Who wants another drink?” 
Sam and the girls cheered again, and Jack raised his hand as if they were sitting in a classroom. Castiel gently tugged it down. 
“No, Jack. I think you’ve had enough.” 
“Me too,” said Kat, shaking her head. “Time for bed kiddo.” 
“Pfft,” Dean scoffed. “The kid barely sleeps anyway. He’s stayed up way longer on hunts.” 
“Yeah!” agreed Jack. He tried to imitate Dean’s “pfft,” but only ended up blowing a raspberry and dribbling spit onto his T-shit. Castiel sighed heavily. 
“On hunts, you’re not usually inebriated.” 
“Yeah, I’m calling time,” said Kat. 
She waved a hand in the air, and Jack grudgingly got to his feet—though not without grumbling about how he was a powerful Nephilim and shouldn’t need a bedtime. His first few steps led him to sway on the spot, and Cas had to jump up to steady him. Together, they made their way out of the library. 
 Kat fixed Dean with a stern glare. “How much did you give him?” 
“Hey, don’t look at me.” 
Across the room, Jo was ducking behind Charlie, who quickly ducked behind Sam, who could only smile sheepishly. 
“Uh—in their defense, he is the son of Lucifer. His tolerance should be pretty high.” 
“His tolerance is pretty high,” Kat said sourly. “That’s why I’m worried.” 
“Okay—so—so don’t be mad,” said Charlie, peeking out from under Sam’s arm, “but I think some of the wine in your store room might like maybe be like a little bit enchanted with some kind of spell?” 
“You drugged Jack with magic wine?” 
“We didn’t know! There were all these runes and—” 
“There were runes?” 
“I thought it was Russian!” 
“You know? Okay,” Kat scoffed, swallowing her rage. “Okay, I—I am done with this. I am going to go make sure Jack doesn’t puke up his liver at the start of the new year.” 
“No, no, no!” Dean whined like a child, grabbing Kat’s arm to prevent her from leaving the room. “It’s just potent stuff, right? The kid’s survived worse. Plus, he’s got Cas, so nothing’s gonna happen to him. And with the angel on babysitting duty, the rest of us can keep the party going!” 
“Excuse me?” 
 “Well we gotta bring in the new year right, right? Let’s go for a walk, or watch a movie, or—or play that board game Sam’s been dying to try out!” 
“Are you kidding me?” Kat laughed. “No. I’m going to bed.” 
She kissed him on the cheek and brushed past him, ignoring the disappointed groans of the idiots she called her friends and family. 
“Party pooper!” Jo accused from behind her back, and Kat held up her middle finger. 
“Enjoy your hangovers, assholes. And if I find a fleck of vomit tomorrow, no one is getting breakfast—or getting laid.” 
She hopped down the steps and headed for her bedroom with a smirk, listening to the chaos as Dean tried to shut down the party behind her.
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Ice Cream and Fire Oven Pizza - Chapter 24
Pairing: Elsa x Lea/Axel || Side Pairing: Riku x OC
Summary: Modern AU. She's an introvert ball of nerves who works at Ice Palace, a mall food court ice cream shop. He's the outgoing, sassy goofball who works at the Pizza Planet across the way. Hilarity, snark, and fluffy romcom hijinks ensue.
Word Count: 7,564
FIRST CHAPTER || PREVIOUS CHAPTER || NEXT CHAPTER
Credit for super friggin’ cute and super friggin’ amazing cover art goes to the super friggin’ talented ky-jane here on tumblr!
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When I awoke, Mother was gone. It made sense, seeing as how daylight was streaming in through the bedroom window now and I could hardly have expected her to stay all night with me. She'd probably left not too long after I'd nodded off.
Part of me wondered if she had ever really been there in the first place or if I had simply dreamed the whole thing up. It'd all just been so weird. Mother hadn't been that… well, motherly towards me in over a decade. It was a long lost part of our relationship that I'd dearly missed, so I wouldn't have put it past my subconscious mind to cook something like that up while I was dreaming especially now that I was back in my childhood bedroom where such old memories could be sparked. But no, I was still in my dress I'd worn for dinner yesterday evening and I wouldn't have gone to bed without changing first, not unless Mother had actually been here.
But that still begged the question: why her sudden and unexpected change in behavior after all this time?
Maybe… it had something to do with the wedding? Maybe me running out on it and disappearing for weeks without a word had taken its toll on her even more so than I'd ever realized? If so, then her little visit last night had probably just been a… a moment of weakness, and a fleeting one at that. Why else would she have waited until we were away from Father's and Grandfather's prying eyes? Once we were back around them, not to mention the rest of the family, her usual mask would probably be firmly back in place again. She would be prim and proper, cold and reserved, just like she'd been for years now and it would be like those precious few moments last night had never happened.
...or maybe I was being overly pessimistic. Maybe now I had an ally in Mother where I'd previously thought to have had none. Maybe The Talk™ tomorrow wouldn't be as bad as I feared, not if I had her and Anna on my side.
But honestly, who knew? Who ever knew anything really when it came to my family? I certainly didn't. Not anymore. Not for a long time.
All I could do was wait and see and hope the anxiety didn't murder me in the meantime.
I climbed out of bed, grimacing at my reflection in the vanity mirror, at what a rumpled mess my dress had become overnight. This was the second time this week I'd slept in a garment that wasn't meant to be slept in. This was dangerously on the verge of forming into a habit. I really needed to stop. Sighing, I started walking towards my luggage so I could dig out something fresh to wear. However, I was halted in my tracks by a knock at my door.
I hesitated in answering it, giving my appearance another once over in the mirror.
This time, my reflection responded with a wrinkle of her nose.
Ugh, everyone's a critic.
Ah well, there was nothing for it. No amount of hand smoothing would make this dress fit to be seen and I wasn't about to make whoever it was wait for me to change. Tossing my frazzled braid back over my shoulder, I moved towards the door and opened it just wide enough for me to poke a head out.
"Mornin', El!" Lea beamed down at me, looking far more presentable than I on day two of his whole rebel-without-a-cause aesthetic he had going on.
I smiled back with a soft, "Good morning."
Dipping into a bow, he swept a hand out to one side, "I've come to escort thee to breakfast forthwith, m'lady."
"My my, we'll make a gentleman out of you yet," I hummed a chuckle.
He scoffed with a big theatrical sniff. "My word, I say, perish the fucking thought!"
"Shoot, you were this close," I snorted with a shake of my head. "Just give me a quick minute to change."
Before I could shut the door however, he stopped me with his hand lightly snagging mine. "But why? You already look as gorgeous as ever this morning."
I stubbornly ignored the tiny flutter I felt inside my ribcage. Didn't he realize it was a bit silly to be pulling the whole googly-eyed boyfriend routine when it was just the two of us? Maybe he was just getting into character early before we went down into the dining room. I rolled my eyes, "Oh yeah, gorgeous enough to make Mother pale, Father choke, and Grandfather faint."
Smirking, Lea said, "All I'm hearing are a ton of pros and a whole lotta nada for the cons column."
My eyelids drooped but before I could reply, there was a sudden shout from down the hall, "Ah-ha! There you are!" A blur zoomed towards us, attaching itself to Lea's arm.
Or rather, herself, seeing as how it was Anna.
So… the prodigal sister had at last graced me with her presence.
"I thought I might find you here," she grinned up at Lea, who just blinked down at her in response. Then she directed that grin my way, "Hi, Sis! Bye, Sis! Alright, big guy, let's go!" She charged off once more, dragging Lea with her. Or rather… she tried to anyway. But I imagine Lea could be quite the anchor when he didn't want to move, so instead the hold she had on his elbow ended up snapping her back like a rubberband.
I quirked an eyebrow at her. "What's the rush, Anna?"
"Yeah, short stuff, where's the fire?" Lea asked.
"We gotta get you ready!" Again, she gave another tug of his arm.
Again, he didn't budge. "For…?"
"For a beautiful day out on the water," she stated as if it were obvious. We both stared at her blankly and she huffed. "We're going yachting!"
Both eyebrows shot up Lea's forehead. "We? As in you and me?"
"And Elsa," she added, stomping over to Lea's other side and pressing her shoulder into his arm, trying to shove him into moving. It was kind of like watching a chihuahua attempt to out muscle a great dane. Just as effective too. Panting from the exertion, she tacked on, "And Maren and Ryder too."
"Oh, okay," Lea nodded, then frowned. "...and Maren and Ryder would be?"
"Our cousins," I said before furrowing my brow at Anna. "Wait, they're here? Since when?"
"Since an hour ago," she grunted, still pushing all her weight against Lea and getting nowhere, her feet sliding and scraping against the carpet. "Auntie Yelena showed up early with them. Now Mom and Dad want to shoo us young'uns out of the house so we won't be in the way while this whole place is turned upside down by party prep chaos. So," she paused, red-faced and puffing for breath before brightening, "figured we could take Daddy's yacht out for a lil spin!"
Lea cocked his head, "Still don't get why you're trying t- oof, hey now!" David (aka Anna) had managed to catch Goliath (aka Lea) off guard by ramming her shoulder into his side, forcing him to stagger a step. "-why you're trynta kidnap me," he finished in a grumble.
Stepping back from him, she crossed her arms and fixed him with a dull stare. "...did you pack swim shorts?"
"Well no, but I didn't know we were gonna-"
"Exactly!" she cried triumphantly, latching onto his elbow once more. "So we're gonna go borrow you some from Ryder!"
"You coulda just said that in the firs-" his words were swallowed in a yelp as she suddenly bolted, this time managing to haul Lea tripping and stumbling behind her.
"Be ready to go in fifteen minutes, Sis! Meet us in the driveway! See ya there!" Anna's voice echoed down the corridor back towards me in their wake.
I called after her, "But breakfast-"
"We'll pick something up on the way!"
...she was still acting so very strange.
Sure, she was always a ball of energy, but normally she'd let me talk more than that before making a break for it. It'd almost felt like she couldn't get away from me fast enough. I knew she'd been in a hurry, but getting Lea seaworthy hardly called for the state of emergency she was making it out to be.
Now more than ever, I was determined to get to the bottom of her odd behavior. Luckily for me, Anna had slipped up and made the error of trapping us on a boat together for the next several hours. And even if said boat was a yacht, there still weren't exactly a lot of places for her to hide from me on it.
She couldn't possibly keep avoiding me there.
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My mistake.
Anna very well could keep avoiding me here and in fact had been doing so successfully for the past hour. It was not a matter of whether or not she had places to hide so much as she just never seemed to stay still for more than ten seconds. She'd always kind of been the cartoon Tasmanian Devil given human form, but now she was that on friggin' steroids. Just a constant whirl of chaos that was always on the move.
"I'm flying, Jack!"
Then, of course, there was the fact that I had to put up with this dork.
I hung my head with a sigh from my position behind Lea, my hands gingerly holding his hips as he stood proudly at the bow of the yacht with his arms spread out wide to either side of him. "You know, this wasn't exactly what I had pictured when you said you wanted to reenact that one scene from Titanic."
He glanced over his shoulder at me with a toothy grin. "You wanna swapsies? I can let you be Rose for a bit!"
"...I'm good, thanks."
"Suit yourself! You're seriously missing out though," he shrugged, stepping down off the raised rim of the boat and onto the cushioned bench seating, using it like a staircase to get himself to the floor. The salty breeze played with his shirt on his way down - a very loose short-sleeved button-up that only had one button fastened in the middle, so peeks at his muscled torso were not uncommon and could be rather, hrm… distracting. The swim trunks he'd borrowed from my cousin were just shy of his knees and were a deep red with black silhouettes like palm trees at sunset.
His flip-flops hit the deck and he spun around, offering me a hand to help me down as well. Smiling my thanks, I gripped the wide brim of my beach hat with one hand while the other took his. My strappy sandals landed on the hardwood beside him, careful not to step on the hem of my long, strapless cover-up dress made of a thin, billowy white fabric that barely hinted at the blue two-piece I wore underneath it. It was a beachwear ensemble I'd left behind at my parents' home years ago. A good thing too since like Lea, I hadn't exactly planned for a yacht outing when packing my bags for this weekend.
"So," Lea chirped as he released my hand, "now that we've gotten that important and thoroughly pressing bit o' business outta the way, what's next on our lil agenda?"
My lips pursed to one side before I decided, "Let's try and find Anna."
Though there was really no try about it. Finding her wasn't the hard part. Getting her to stay and actually talk to me was. Still, I was on a mission!
Mission Make Anna Open Up About Whatever The Heck Her Problem With Me Is.
...I really needed to get better at naming these things.
As I turned to give a quick glance around the yacht, first person I spotted was Maren - short for Honeymaren, but she hated the name with a bloody passion and did her best to bury that info in the hopes that it would never again see the light of day. She stood not far off next to the ship's mini bar under the shade of the awning. Her dark hair was pulled back into a braid and she was sporting a purple swimsuit with a matching sarong.
The thing that stood out most however were the cheap, plastic star-shaped sunglasses currently perched on the bridge of her nose. They were particularly eye catching given that, one, she hadn't had them on a moment ago and, two, they were probably just about the last things one would expect to see her wearing. She seemed just as surprised to discover them on her face as I was, given the way she removed and squinted at them with a bemused smirk.
I could hear Lea's flip-flopping footsteps following behind me as I walked towards her. Arching an eyebrow, I pointed at the things, "Where'd those come from?"
"Ask Lil Miss Sunglasses Fairy over there," she laughed, popping them back on before jerking a thumb over her shoulder towards the helm. There Ryder stood manning the steering wheel in his yellow, turtle-print trunks, the sunlight gleaming off his short black hair. It looked like he too had recently received a visit from this so-called Sunglasses Fairy, for he was now (quite bewilderedly) modeling a pair of shades with big, cartoony red lips for frames.
Ah, and here the Sunglasses Fairy herself came now, her auburn pigtail braids flapping wildly about as she skipped towards us in her bright green bikini and boyshorts. Not to be left out of the latest fashion trend of her own making, Anna had on a pair herself shaped like flowers. And in her hands were-
"For you, oh dearest Sis of mine, I've saved the best for last!" she happily declared, sliding the shades with neon pink heart lenses onto my nose.
Joy.
Lea looked down at me and snerked, biting back a grin.
Boy didn't know how close he was to getting his arm pinched for such impudence.
Anna gave a small pout, "Sorry, Lea, but I only have four."
"No problemo. El and I can just share," he chuckled, stealing mine and donning them himself, waggling his eyebrows at me as he leaned back and propped his elbows against the boat railing.
Ugh, I wasn't sure what was more annoying: that he actually looked pretty good in them or the fact that he knew it and was being smug about it.
"Charming," I deadpanned before looking back at Anna. "Where'd you even get these silly things from?"
"Oh, I bought them all ages ago from one of those shack shops by the dock," she tossed a hand back towards the shoreline. "I've been keeping them hidden away for a special occasion."
My head tipped to one side. "...and that special occasion would be?"
She tapped a finger to her chin, "Hmm… Ah! National Fun In The Sun Day, of course!"
I gave her a flat look. "That is neither national nor an actual holiday."
"Is too!" Her chest puffed up as she planted her fists on her hips, "I'm the captain of this here dinghy and what the captain says, goes!"
"You can't just make up holidays, that's not how captains work," I crossed my arms.
"Yeah-huh! I'm the captain and I say so!"
"But-" I stopped myself, pinching the bridge of my nose. Just let it go, Elsa, otherwise we'll just keep going around in circles like this all day. "Nevermind. I was hoping, Captain, that maybe you and I could have a minute to-"
"Move over, Ryder! It's my turn to steer!"
Annnnd off she zipped again.
I had half a mind to chase after her but with the way things were going, I feared she might swan dive off the side of the yacht just to get away from me.
"What's wrong, El?" Lea frowned before taking off the heart shades and offering them to me. "Want these back? I hear rose-colored glasses make everything better."
I mustered a weak smile at that, arms hugging myself as I leaned back against the metal rail beside him and muttered, "Thanks but no thanks."
Perching the sunglasses atop his head now, he asked, "Seriously, why the long face?"
"...it's Anna," I grimaced, reaching for a tendril of my ponytail to twist between my fingers as I watched Ryder join his sister at the mini bar. They were just barely out of earshot so I couldn't hear whatever they were laughing and shaking their heads over. "She's mad at me or… something, I don't know. All I know is she won't talk to me, not really. Every time I try, something always comes up and she runs off."
Lea glanced towards where Anna stood valiantly at the helm, one hand holding the steering wheel steady while the other shielded her eyes against the sun. "Huh… now that ya mention it, it does seem like she's been avoiding you, doesn't it?"
"You've noticed it too?" So it wasn't all just in my head. Not sure if that made me feel better or worse.
"Maybe a lil," he nodded. Pushing himself off the rail, he turned to stand in front of me now. "But mad? Nah, I don't think so. She seems far too chipper for that." Lea rubbed a curled finger to his chin, "Maybe she's actually sad about something but doesn't wanna worry you so is just… trying to put on a brave front? Or she could have something important she wants to talk to you about but is too scared?"
"But that's ridiculous, Anna knows she can always talk to me about anyth-"
"Hard to starboard!" came a sudden shout from my sister before she jerked the wheel into a spin.
The yacht whipped around in a sharp turn, throwing Lea into a stumble towards me. I gasped, bringing up a hand to stop him while turning my head away and squeezing my eyes shut, waiting for impact.
But it never came.
Cracking open one eyelid then the other, I discovered he'd managed to catch himself by grabbing the railing to either side of me.
"Whew!" he grinned, looming mere inches over me, "That was close!"
...wait… my hand was still raised… and touching… something…
I slowly, reluctantly lowered my gaze towards it.
Only to have my face all but burst into flames and practically blast steam out of my ears.
For behold! There, my hand, in all its brazen glory, had found its way into Lea's unbuttoned shirt and that was without a doubt a big, heaping helping of man boob it was groping right now.
...very nice, delightfully sculpted man boob. Firm yet… soft, somehow? No, soft wasn't the right word… ah, supple! Yes, that was what I-
Now was not the time to be debating word choice!
Not while my friggin' hand was still on his bare friggin' chest.
Gah, what was wrong with me?! I really needed to stop sexually harassing the guy who had zero interest in dating at the moment!
Okay, remain calm, Elsa. Maybe he hasn't even noticed it yet. Maybe if I just discreetly removed it, he'd never even have to know it'd been there in the first place. Alright, easy does it… careful now, just take it one small step at a time… first lift the palm off… okay, good! Now the thumb… perfect. And up goes the pinky… then the next one… and the next… just the index finger to go-
Oh. My. God. Did I just goddamn trail my fingertip down his skin?! Pretty sure I'd trailed it. No, not trailed, I'd caressed! Caressed! Great. Just dandy! If he hadn't realized where my hand was before, he sure as hell knew now!
My eyes shifted about desperately.
Oh, this was uncomfortable. Quick! Do something to make it less awkward!
I looked him dead in the eye, brought up my hand and poked him in the nose with a tiny, "Boop!"
Nailed it.
Lea blinked. Then he gave a little snort, one corner of his lips curling up. "What was that?"
A clever and artful distraction, duh. One that was clearly working too, so ha!
"What do you mean, what was that?" I mumbled, hitching my chin and averting my gaze. "It was a nose boop, what else?"
His grin twitched wider. "Well, yeah, I could see that. What I meant was why?"
I couldn't help but notice he was still really close. That he still hadn't let go of the railing yet, keeping me trapped between his body and it. Clearing my throat, I said defensively, "You just have a very… boopable nose, is all."
"...is that so?" he murmured, eyes crinkling as he pressed his forehead to mine.
Dear lord, his rent-a-boyfriend act would be the death of me.
"Yo! Elsa!"
Thank goodness! Cousins to the rescue!
Closing his eyes, Lea exhaled softly before spinning around and shifting over to rest back against the steel rails beside me once more just as the two of them approached us. "Is it true?" Ryder asked excitedly, eyes bright behind the lip-glasses he'd yet to take off as he stirred his mimosa. "Do you really sell mall ice cream now?"
I winced slightly. "Oh… you know about that?"
"Avast ye landlubbers!" Anna's voice rang out again as she continued to pilot the yacht. "Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!"
"You kidding?" Maren snerked, taking a sip of her bloody mary and ignoring my sister. "Once the Duke found out, the whole family found out. You know how that old coot loves to run his mouth to anyone who'll listen."
"So it is true!" Ryder beamed. "At an Ice Palace, right? The place with that kickass reindeer mascot?"
"Um…" I furrowed my brow. He seemed oddly enthusiastic about this. "...yes?"
He pumped a fist, "Awesome! Love the place! Their ice cream is so good and all their commercials are hilarious! Have you seen their new one with all the reindeer singing a frigging rock ballad?"
Even with the star-shades, Maren's eye roll was plain as day. "You and your strange obsession with reindeer."
"What? They're cute!"
"Whatever, I just can't with you right now," she held up a hand in his face as she took a sip from her drink, looking at me again. "Seriously though, you ran out on your wedding, on your whole sweet cushy life… just so you could sell ice cream?"
"Land ho! Thar she blows!" Anna again.
Holding onto my hat so it wouldn't blow away as the wind picked up, I frowned. "Well… that wasn't exactly why I left…"
"But that's what you did," she insisted, eyebrows lifting with her tiny grin. "Do you even know about all the chaos that erupted after you turned up missing?"
I swallowed hard. I could feel Lea's fingers fiddling with a lock of my ponytail, but I hardly noticed it as I bit down on my bottom lip and shook my head. "Was it bad?"
"Aw man, the whole place went nuts after you pulled your vanishing act! You shoulda been there!" Ryder laughed before squinting skyward. "Although… I guess if you had been there, none of it would have happened." He shrugged, taking a big swig of his mimosa. "Anyway, it was wild! Our family was yelling, his family was yelling, a flower girl was bawling, the giant ice swan sculpture got knocked over and shattered into a bajillion pieces, a bridesmaid punched a groomsman, the-"
"Wait," I interrupted him, my eyebrows knit together as my gaze shifted over to Maren. Besides Anna, who'd been my maid of honor… "Weren't you my only bridesmaid?"
She smirked, lazily lifting a shoulder before letting it fall. "What can I say? I live for anarchy."
"Batten down the hatches! Swab the deck or it's straight to Davy Jones' locker with the lot of you!" It seemed Anna was really getting into character now.
"The butterflies," Ryder eagerly jumped back into the conversation right where he'd left off, "were released on accident at the same time the doves somehow got free as well and, oh man, the carnage! It was epic!"
My hands were fidgeting with each other. I had no idea when they'd started. My chest was beginning to burn and constrict.
"I still can't believe it," Maren wrinkled her nose in glee, chewing on her straw. "You ditching a guy at the altar. You, of all people. You've always been such a goody-goody. So well-behaved, so polite, so disgustingly perfect. Just goes to show you, I guess… it's always the sweet, innocent, quiet ones who'll surprise you."
Fidget, fidget, fidget.
It was getting harder to breathe.
"A total bloodbath!" Ryder was still going. "I mean, did you even know doves ate butterflies? Cuz I didn't! But those poor little guys never even stood a chance! Tiny insect guts were flying everywhere! Seriously... Best. Wedding. Ever."
"Heh-hey!" Lea suddenly piped up. "Are all these swimsuits just for show or we gonna," he clicked his tongue, jerking a thumb towards the water, "dive on in?"
He was taking the attention off me. I shot him a grateful if somewhat shaky smile. His arm slipped around my shoulders, giving them a small, reassuring squeeze as he rested his cheek against my hair.
"Please," Maren sniggered, "like we'd actually swim in the lake."
"Watch and learn, dude," Ryder grinned as he moved over to the plush seating that circled the edge of the ship's bow and pushed a button on a panel behind its backrest. The massive, seemingly decorative circle that was etched into the center of the foredeck began to hum and slide under the rest of the floor, revealing the hot tub underneath. Striking up a finger, Ryder then pushed a second button, this one turning on the jets.
"Ooo," Lea nodded in appreciation, "a jacuzzi that appears as if by magic. My my, how the other half lives." Then he huffed out a snort through his nose, "Leave it to the rich to find a way to take a soak in the middle of a lake without actually having to get in the lake."
Ryder scrunched up his face, "Lake water's gross."
Pointing at the hot tub, Lea said, "You do realize the more people get in that thing, the more it's just a boiling vat of human juices, right?"
"Thanks for that," Maren gave a mock gag before tossing her chin towards the edge of the boat. "What're you waiting for then? Lake's right there and all yours, Stretch."
"No thanks," leaving my side, Lea walked over to the ledge of the jacuzzi to dip a toe in. "Bring on the person stew! 'Sides, not every day I get to hop into a yacht hot tub. Wouldn't wanna miss out."
Setting his now empty glass down, Ryder said, "Not every day you get to steer the yacht either. Whaddya say, my man, want to give it a go?" He pointed towards the helm.
As if on cue, Anna bellowed, "Ready the cannons, ye scallywags, lest we be dead in the water!"
Lea gave me a quick glance and I shrugged. He scratched the back of his head, "Uh… sure! Why not? Be right back, boo!" He planted a swift peck to my forehead before transferring his pink sunglasses back to my nose. "If ya need me, just shoot me the heart-eyes with these and me n' my boopable nose'll come running."
I huffed and shoved his shoulder, "Just try not to crash us into anything." Fighting the upward tug I felt at one side of my mouth, I added more quietly, "Have fun."
"Always do," he winked before turning to follow Ryder towards the stairs that lead to the upper deck.
"Shall we?" Maren then asked, tossing her sarong to the bench as she stepped down into the hot tub.
I hesitated, glancing over my shoulder. Normally, I wasn't self-conscious about being seen in my swimsuit. But then, normally only people who were related to me ever saw me in it. The one exception there of course being my ex, but I'd never been awkward about it in front of him either. I'd never really been… anything about it. But now, oddly the idea of Lea seeing me in my swimsuit, it just… well, I don't know… did weird things to my pulse and made my skin tingle. It wasn't a bad feeling, per se… I wasn't quite sure what it was really.
In any case, the boys looked to be engrossed in a heated debate with Anna currently. It seemed the self-proclaimed captain wasn't quite ready to give up her post at the wheel yet. None of those three were even looking this way.
"...alright," I said at last, slipping out of my cover-up and letting it fall to the deck. Putting my hat down on top of the small pile of fabric as well, I lowered one foot in into the water, followed by the other before hastily taking a seat, letting the bubbling warmth engulf me up to my shoulders.
Stretching and luxuriating in the jacuzzi, Maren's glass dangled between her fingertips as she idly swirled about what was left of her bloody mary inside it. "I can see why you did it."
A crease formed between my eyebrows as I gave her a sideward glance. "Did what?"
"Got the hell outta Dodge before the first note of Here Comes the Bride could even chime out the organ," she smirked, sticking the straw into the corner of her mouth.
My lips pinched. "I thought you'd already established it was to sell ice cream," I grumbled, lifting the sunglasses to sit atop my hair now since the absurd heart lenses were already fogging over from all the steam.
She gave an amused scoff, setting her empty glass down on the rim of the hot tub. "I said that's what you did, but we both know that wasn't why. Not unless ice cream is roughly six foot seven, has green eyes to die for, and is rocking a smokin' hot bod."
"Oh…" I cleared my throat. Was my face turning red? Psh, that was just the jacuzzi. I think heat was cranked up a little too high in here, in fact. Yeah, that had to be it. I laughed nervously, "What can say I? He just, er… stole my heart."
Atta girl, way to sell the lie.
...that... was a lie… right?
What am I saying, of course it was! All I had was a crush. A simple, meaningless crush, nothing more.
Anna had finally retreated to the mini bar where she was sulking as she mixed herself a drink, so Ryder had set Lea up at the wheel, who was nodding at everything he was told. Maren removed her star-shades, gently biting down on one of the earpieces as her eyes drifted towards the helm. I wasn't particularly a fan of that sly little curve to her lips as she watched him. "Mmm, I bet that's not all he stole."
A small, incredulous splutter escaped me. "Maren," I scolded, splashing some water at her.
She snerked. "All I'm saying is I don't blame you. I myself would've given up a Prince Charming fiancé worth his weight in gold and risked any claim to my family fortune, all for one steamy summer fling with that hunky pizza boy over there."
Okay fine, no use denying it anymore. This thing my face was doing? Definitely a blush. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" I muttered, eyes darting about.
"Sure do and she is my world, my moon and my stars, my everything!" she beamed. Then her eyebrows bounced, "Still… doesn't mean I can't admire the view every once and awhile."
"Well stop admiring," I harrumphed, narrowing my gaze down at the frothy water.
"That's adorable! You really do like this one, don't you," she cooed, pinching my cheek. I just rolled my eyes and swat her hand away. "Hope you weren't too attached to your hat, by the way."
"My…?" I blinked. "Why?"
She pointed, "Cuz there it goes."
Sure enough, a gust of wind had come along to scoop it up and carry it off, only to let it plummet once it'd escaped the confines of the yacht.
"Cap overboard!" Ryder called out, cupping a hand to his mouth.
"I'll get it!" Lea grinned, already kicking off his flip-flops. Before any of us could react, he took off running, launching himself up onto the guard rail and diving into the waters below.
I inhaled sharply as I shot up to my feet. "Your boy is crazy!" Ryder was cackling as he steadied the abandoned steering wheel and shut off the ship engine. Maren whooped and clapped while a giggling Anna rushed to the edge, leaning over the metal bars to look for him.
I just hoped that big dummy didn't get knocked unconscious by the rudder cracking his skull open or something! All over a stupid sun hat, no less!
Thankfully, it wasn't long before Anna was throwing up her hands and cheering, which I took to be a good sign as I released the breath I'd been holding. Next thing I knew, Lea came rising up the ladder attached to the side of the boat, wet hair slicked back and the brim of my cap between his teeth so his hands were free for climbing. Clearing the last few rungs, he hopped onto the deck and grabbed the hat out of his mouth, hissing, "Shit, that water's cold! Brr, nearly froze my ass off!"
...or at least, I think he'd said something like that.
It was hard to be sure really. My eardrums seemed to be on the fritz while all my focus now directed itself towards his shirt. His sopping, soaking wet shirt. It was clinging to the chiseled contours of his abs in a way that was rather, ah… fascinating. Not to mention see-through. Yes, very, very much so. It was actually kind of beautiful, in a way. Majestic, really. Quite the sight to behold and-
-and fudge, I was staring.
Staring at him, who was staring at me.
Me, who was still standing in the jacuzzi and flaunting my two-piece like I was the friggin' star of Baywatch.
I sat back down so fast, water splashed over onto the deck behind me. Yes, oh blessed jacuzzi bubbles, cloak me in your warm, protective embrace. Face heated and eyes not quite able to meet his, I stammered out a quick, "Th-thank you."
"Of… of course! Happy to!" Lea said brightly. Huh… was he getting a bit of a sunburn? He started to walk forward with a goofy, lopsided grin, holding the hat out towards me, "Here ya g-"
Apparently misjudging where the ledge of the hot tub was, he stumbled head first into it with us. I jolted in my seat and Maren half shrieked, half laughed as water exploded everywhere. As soon as he resurfaced and was coughing up water, I asked, "Are you okay?!"
"Fine! Nothing bruised 'cept my pride. Wanna smooch it all better?" he snickered, leaning in close and making loud kissy noises. Eyelids drooping, I just put my hand on his face and shoved him away. Still chuckling, he once more offered me my now thoroughly drenched hat. "Believe this is yours, m'lady?"
I hid a smile behind my fingers. "My hero," I said dryly, taking it from him and setting it aside on the hardwood once more. Surely it was too waterlogged at this point to fly off again.
"Yoink," he plucked the heart-shades off me so he could wear them himself once more. "Mind if I join you gals?" he chirped, standing up in the jacuzzi to remove his soggy shirt. I did my best not to ogle him this time.
The same couldn't be said for Maren as she smirked up at him. "Would seem you already have, Slim."
He cocked an eyebrow at her as he took a seat at my side. Then he was bending towards me, muttering in a low voice, "Uh… should I be nervous about the way your cousin is looking at me?"
I snorted, turning and leaning in close so I could return the whisper into his ear, "Ignore her." Lea seemed to give a small shiver, but that wouldn't make sense. It was very hot in this jacuzzi, so I must have been mistaken. "She has a girlfriend."
"Did, uh…" he cleared his throat, "did anyone tell her that?"
"Don't worry. Apparently she's just admiring the view," I said, one corner of my mouth twitching up.
His eyes crinkled behind those pink lenses. "Good. Woulda hated to break her heart otherwise, seeing as how I'm already deliriously happy in a loving, committed relationship with the bewitching creature sitting next to me," he slipped one arm to rest along the edge of the hot tub behind me while taking my hand in his other one so he could bring it up out of the water and press his lips to my knuckles.
Click!
I glanced up at the sound to see Anna crouching down next to the jacuzzi, holding her phone up with the camera pointed towards us. "D'aww, what a great picture! You two are such cuties!" she squealed, looking down at her screen as her fingers swiped across it.
Lea had lowered our hands back down to rest underwater once more, his fingers interweaved with mine now. Which was a little silly, come to think of it, as no one could possibly be seeing us holding hands through all these bubbles. Perhaps he didn't realize that. Then again, I wasn't exactly rushing to take my hand back either.
Anna was still gushing, "Seriously, I'm becoming diabetic from sweetness overload h-"
"Cannonball!"
Maren's head shot up and she snarled, "Ryder, no! This is a hot tub, not a-"
Suddenly a big blur was hitting the water, sending a huge blast of water in all directions for the second time. Anna yelped, shielding her mobile with her body while the rest of us just did our best to block the mini tidal wave with our hands. It was amazing that there was any liquid still left in here with us by now.
"Wahoo!" Ryder cried out as he popped back up, bouncing with his hands high over his head in triumph. It was short lived however as his sister punched him in the gut and he doubled over with a grunt.
"Bonehead!" she scowled at him as she relaxed back into her seat. "You could've broken your dumb neck."
"And my phone!" Anna added as she gave said device a careful lookover.
"Whatever, you're all just jelly cuz you didn't think to do it yourselves first." He fished around in the water for his lip-shades that had fallen off before perching them on his head and taking a seat as he looked to Lea, "Hella cool, am I right? Up top!" He held up his hand. Lea just shrugged and obliged him with a high-five.
Maren sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Boys. Ugh."
Seemingly satisfied that no damage had come to her phone, Anna plopped down onto the ledge of the jacuzzi now and let her feet dangle in the water. "Pic of my fave cousin," she singsonged, snapping a shot of Maren tipping her sunglasses down and holding two fingers up in the peace sign. "And one of my idiot cousin," she deadpanned, pointing it at Ryder now who just crossed his eyes and razzed his tongue at her. Giggling, she then turned the phone camera back towards Lea and me. "I want a couple more of you guys! Go on, smoosh in, you two!"
...who me?
Awkward penguin, nervous wreck, ball of raw friggin' nerves me? "Smoosh" in with a guy? While we were both only in swimsuits and thus at least a good seventy-five percent naked? Smoosh?! I didn't even know how to smoosh! I'd never smooshed a day in my life!
Did my sister know me but at all?
She did remember Lea and I were only pretend dating, right?
I narrowed my gaze one her. "...excuse me?"
"You heard me," she said sweetly, a wicked gleam in her eyes as she tipped her head forward, smirking over those flower-glasses. "Snuggle in, Sis."
Oh-ho, that evil brat knew exactly what she was doing.
Fine. If I gave her this and let her have her fun, maybe she'd finally open up to me about whatever it was that'd been bothering her.
So I scooched an inch over towards Lea.
"Closer," Anna said, staring at her phone screen as she pointed the camera at us again and waved me over with her free hand.
A tiny huff in my throat and another inch over. My knee was brushing against his now.
Anna groaned, "Come on, closer! You two like each other, right?!"
Lea gave a sheepish laugh, scratching his cheek and whispering, "El, forget it, you don't hafta-"
"It's fine," I muttered under my breath, hard eyes still on Anna as I reached over my shoulder and closed my fingers around Lea's wrist resting behind my head there. Hesitating briefly as my face began to warm uncomfortably and the thudding in my ears grew louder, I finally tugged the arm down to wrap around my bare shoulders and leaned into his chest slightly.
"Ugh, closer!"
One of my eyes ticked. "Anna, any closer and I'll be sitting in his lap. Is that what you want?"
She smiled impishly, "I mean, if you think it'll help…"
Lea's hushed voice came to me again, "El, really, this isn't-"
"Lea, really, it's fine," I insisted through grit teeth.
Alright, Anna, you want closer? I'll give you closer, you little...
I twisted in my seat, hugged my arms around his neck and yanked him down, pressing our cheeks together. Not to mention our chests. Our very wet, scantily-to-not-at-all clad chests. But I tried not to think about that part. My cheeks were frying enough as it was already. His whole body went rigid against mine before slowly relaxing as I felt his arms tighten around me. "Here, Anna," I snapped, "take the stupid picture!"
Hold this pose any longer and my heart might just shatter a rib with the way it was thundering.
Still there was no click. She frowned, "Aw, c'mon, Sis, give us a smile! You're in wub, after all!"
...that's it, I was going to throttle her.
"Gotcha covered!" Lea announced. I'd barely even had a chance to register his words before he'd removed his cheek from mine only to replace it with his lips and blow a loud raspberry. All my tension immediately banished and a surprised laugh erupted out of me as I tried to wriggle free, but not before-
Click!
"Perfect!" Anna bit back a grin as she eyed the photo on her phone.
Lea had a cheeky grin of his own that he was shooting my way. Though my eyes glared, my lips smiled as I gave his arm a shove, which did nothing to erase his smug look. Before I could retract my hand however, he'd snatched it up in his so he could lace our fingers together once more. At least this time it was above the water for everyone to see.
Now that that bit of nonsense was over and done with, perhaps Anna would give me a minute to talk to her while she was still distracted by riding her photography high. I saw Maren poking a finger into her brother's cheek as she teased him about something, so our cousins probably wouldn't miss us if we slipped away for a second or two. Sitting up straighter and taking a deep breath, I began, "Anna, perhaps now you and I could have a-"
"Oopsie, looks like I need a refill!" she trilled, swiping up her glass from where it sat on the deck beside her.
I squinted at it. "...it's still mostly full."
"Check again." She downed the whole thing in one big gulp before puffing out a satisfied, "Ha! Be right back!"
Whoosh!
Gone again.
With a long, drawn out sigh, I slouched so low into the jacuzzi now, the foamy surface brushed against my chin. I could see Lea frowning at me out of my peripheral, but he remained quiet, probably just as much at a loss with this whole mystery situation with my sister as I was.
My eyes gradually drifted over to the mini bar where I could see her mixing up some new concoction. However, instead of the upbeat glow she usually had about her, I noticed her shoulders sagging a little. She was worrying her lower lip between her teeth, the corners of her mouth turned down. I couldn't see her eyes behind the sunglasses, but her brow was wrinkled, seemingly lost in thought as she hung her head.
Huh… that didn't look like someone who was mad.
Maybe Lea was right. Maybe there really was something that had her sad or scared.
But what could it possibly be?
And why wouldn't she just tell me?
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Author's Note: Yay for some yacht fun! Cuz that's just what rich people do I suppose xD Again, since I'm not sure if all of ya'll have seen Frozen 2, the new characters introduced this chapter (including the briefly mentioned Yelena) were all from that movie as a buncha people called the Northuldra who live in an enchanted forest. Since in F2 it was revealed Elsa's mom was Northuldra, there is a VERY real possibility that Honeymaren and Ryder really are all canonically related to Elsa and Anna in some way, so I figured hey, why not turn them into her cousins in this? Now if only Ryder had gotten to see Kristoff's talking reindeer Sven plushie routine, I think Ryder would have positively exploded with happiness xD Real talk tho, boys and girls... don't pull a Ryder: do NOT cannonball into a jacuzzi.
Alright, we now have Saturday morning out of the way, but still have plenty of The Weekend to go yet! Next chapter, what will the rest of the day hold for Elsa? Will she ever find out what seems to have her baby sis so down? Not to mention Gramps' bday palooza is looming ever nearer on the horizon, what potential new "fun" could that lil party bring? And seriously, how WAS there any water left in that lil hot tub after those couple o' knuckleheads (intentionally or not) crashed hard into that thing? Stay tuned!
Thanks for reading, I super duper appreciate it! And an extra BIG thank you to those of you who’ve liked, reblogged, and followed so far, seeing those lil notifications always brings the biggest, goofiest smile to my face!
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Birthday Suprise | Dhawan!Master x Reader
REQUEST: ‘Hii could you please write something about Dhawan!Master surprising the reader on her birthday? I think he would probably love spoiling the reader, but with his own touch of chaos of course hahhaha 💕’ ( @alotofrandomfangirling )
NOTES: Thank you so much for the request, love getting them. Hope you like it, And in the theme of the imagine, if it’s your birthday while reading this. Happy Birthday??
WORD COUNT: 1242
WARNINGS: None. The gif is not mine, as always. 
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When travelling through time and space you’d often become lost, you’d always struggle grounding yourself and getting back to the real world after stepping out of the Master’s TARDIS. You wished you could spend all your time travelling across the stars with the Master. But you still had to live in the real world, and work a real job that didn’t involve life from other galaxies. Since travelling with him life on earth in your present day would feel meaningless. For that past few years birthdays and holidays felt like nothing compared to the things you’ve seen and the people you met beyond the stars. 
You were back at home in your flat after a long and tedious day at work. You had nothing special planned for your birthday, just a glass of wine and a cheesy film to fall asleep to. You wasted no time in executing your plan, as soon as you walked through the front door you went straight for the wine. You pressed play on the film and curled up on the sofa. But the Master had other plans.
You were about a quarter of the way through your glass of wine when there was a loud knock at your door. You pressed pause on the film and reluctantly got up from where you sat. It wasn’t until you saw his shadow through the door that you smiled.
“I thought you weren’t coming until next week,” you said as you unlocked the door.
“Thought I’d surprise you,” the Master replied.
You looked him up and down, noticing a few specs of rumble on his jack. You presumed it was from another one of his adventures. The only thing that seemed out of the ordinary to you was what he held in his hands. 
“What’s that?” You could see it was a cake he was holding, you just wondered why. 
“A cake,” he answered as if he was pointing out the obvious to you. The Master let himself in. He passed the cake to you and began looking around the flat. He had never been in your home before.
“Okay…wrong question, why have you got a cake?” You admired the cake as you walked into the kitchen. The messy icing and lettering that was crushed up together and read ‘happy birthday’. You watched him look around your flat from the kitchen. He opened the door to each room poking his head around the door.
“Your bedroom is cleaner than I expected,” he noted as he came to join you in the kitchen.
You tried not to be offended by his comment as you asked him again; “why do you have a cake?” 
“Isn’t that what humans do on birthdays? You could try and act a little more enthusiastic.” 
“I never told you when my birthday is,” you said as you got a knife out of your draw.
“I know.”
“Well are you going to tell me how you found out?”
“I have my ways,” he grinned. 
“You’re something else.” You cut  into the cake, but the knife struggled to go through. You looked up at him.
“I made it,” the Master said dipping his finger into the blue icing. 
“You made it? Did you follow a recipe?” You wanted to sound casual but instead you came off as more shocked and concerned.
“...No.”
You weren't surprised by his answer, he never followed rules to anything. “Well I appreciate the effort,” you smiled leaning back on your kitchen counter. “I know you haven’t come here to give me that,” you stared at the cake for a second, questioning if it was safe to eat. 
“Well I thought you’d fancy a trip in the TARDIS. You have been begging me to take you to Ancient Greece for months now.” He placed a hand on the kitchen counter, leaning on it as he awaited a response.
Your eyes lit up at his words, perhaps he did listen to you. Well at least sometimes. You quickly grabbed his hand and dragged him out of your flat, giving him no time to protest. You saw his TARDIS parked in the corner of the street. You headed towards it and invited yourself in.
The Master let go of your hand once you entered his TARDIS. “Excited are we?” He mused as he made his way to the consul. He turned a few dials and pressed some buttons before hovering his hand over the leaver. “Ready,” he teased deliberately taking his time to annoy you.
“Just do it!” You beamed, grabbing onto the sides of the console.
The Master smirked at you and pulled the lever down. 
The TARDIS landed, you looked over at the Master who’s eyes narrowed towards the door.
“Go on,” he spoke softly.
You stepped towards the TARDIS doors, but stopped before opening them. One thing you have always wanted to see was Ancient Greece in its prime. You wanted to see what The Parthenon looked like just as it was built and what The Temple of Apollo was like before it aged and crumbled into the earth.
“Are you just going to stand there?” The Master questioned.
At his words you pushed open the door, jumping outside. You looked at your surroundings, this wasn’t the Ancient Greece you were expecting. Before you were hundreds and hundreds of Greece soldiers fighting each other to the death. The Master brought you right in the middle of a battle.
“So I may have got the coordinates slightly wrong,” the Master said joining you outside of his TARDIS.
“Oh really,” you said, “we should leave. I don’t wanna die here.”
Just as you were about to leave a javiling was thrown in your direction. It hit the Master's TARDIS. You looked at him, his face turned sour and he let out an angry yell.
“Don’t get involved,” you warned. But the Master had already got his Tissue Compression Eliminator out. “No!” You warned again taking it away, “no compressing people on my birthday.”
“Well technically you haven’t been born yet,” he said, snatching it back.
“There are no loopholes,” you argue, taking it away again and quickly throwing it into the TARDIS.
“Well, I don’t need that to kill people,” he said smugly and before you could stop him he marched into the battle.
“Master!” You called, but he disappeared into a sea of people. “Oh for god sake,” you muttered running after him.
As soon as you found the Master and managed to get a strong hold of his arm you started to run away from the battle. The pair of you dodged arrows and pushed away spartan soldiers. You both dove into his TARDIS, slamming the door behind you and leaning against it. You both took a moment to catch your breath, panting as you slowly sunk to the floor to sit down.
“They didn’t hurt you, did they?” The Master sat down next to you, his face showing concern.
“No. No. You?”
“I’m fine,” he looked over at you, his face soft and eyes showing a look of apology. “Maybe we can go to The Parthenon another day. When I worked on the coordinates.”
“Is that a promise?” You grinned.
“No… yes.”
You smile at him, watching as he gets up from his spot next to you. He held out a hand, helping you up.
“We still have that cake I made,” he noted.
“I think I’d rather go back out there.”
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