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houndslayr · 1 year

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🎷🦐 [Reupload]

“ℌ𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔡 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔞𝔴 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔩𝔲𝔟 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔡𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔬𝔯 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔴 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔞 𝔣𝔬𝔢 𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔡 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥.”

| 𝔐.𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱 | ℜ𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔰 | 𝔑𝔞𝔳𝔦. |

I'm reuploading this because Tumblr nuked the first one and didn't put it on any single tag with no explanation so I made some minor changes by adding a few things and taking them away! So if you have already seen it you don't have to reread it unless you want to. The old one is still up but again the changes are barely noticeable if at all.

Gender: Male reader (Could be read as NB as there are only a few mentions of gendered language)

Character(s): Yandere!Tartaglia x reader

Summary: You are a craftsman who meets the unfortunate fate of catching the eye of a fatui harbinger, he seems to have taken quite an interest in you.

Warning(s): Mentions of dog bites, dog attacks, stalking, Ajax tracking you, mentions of violence, a little gore, minor character death

Words: 1,351

This got deleted like 2 times and I was just about to give up but three times the charm ig. Also, I hc that all or most of the harbingers have at least 1 borzoi or any other "royal" breed, so that feeds into this plot. Forgive for the poor writing, I am doing this on a laptop which I am not familiar with

Fem-aligned, yaoi/fujoshi supporters, pro/comshippers, mlm fetishizers dni you will be blocked

They say don't bite the hand that feeds but that's bullshit, no one deserved a fate like this. You were a no-one. You only worked as a weapon craftsman in Snezhnaya. Mostly making or repairing weapons for fatui soldiers with an occasional avid traveler, for fairly cheap.

You lived well, mora wasn't an issue most of the time, but you would doubtlessly be working for most of your life before you could retire. So, what an immense surprise it was when one of the fatui harbingers pops into your quaint shop one day.

The 11th of the harbingers waltzing through your door with two soldiers behind him. A smile that held no hint of friendliness in it. His eyes scanned over the premade weapons before landing on you working behind the counter. Upon hearing someone approaching you to go to leave your work and greet them when you stop midway. The smile on your face drops instantly into a worried frown as you realize who stands before you.

He had requested you to fix his bow and ordered a few other smaller orders of weapons. You thought that would've been it, you would just fix the bow and never have to work with the unsettling harbinger but no. He came back a week later, then the next week, and the next. Each time he would try to prolong the time you two talked.

You thought barely of it, of course, it was weird but were you really going to question the intentions of a harbinger. To you, he just had a brief case of puppy love that would pass.

Well, it didn't. It got worse, way worse. He would start to bring you bags of mora, flowers, and other gifts. You always rejected them not wanting it to seem like you were reciprocating his love. For one, you were already married to a kind-hearted man, and second whatever he had for you clearly wasn't healthy.

For a while, you put up with his weird attitude but then he started to get way too close in your personal space. His touches always lingered a little longer than comfortable, his dead-like eyes boring through your head, he was snappier, and would start to get mad when you rejected his presents.

It reached a boiling point when he grabbed your waist pulling you flush against him. In an instant your fist connected with his jaw as you weaseled out of his grasp. Reaching for a nearby weapon that is laid on your sketching desk. Childe's guards were ready to strike but quickly put their weapons down when their boss waved a command.

With a nod, they backed down and returned to idle stand behind him. When you looked back at him you expected to see an angry look on his face but instead, he looked excited even happy. The feeling of wanting to vomit arises in your throat, but you still stand firm.

"Plea- Please leave now." With a shaky voice, you command the barbaric man and his guards to leave. To your surprise, he listens. He turns with a smug grin and a wave out the door.

And for the second time, you were foolish. You thought again that maybe he would leave you alone but no. Although he didn't show up in your shop as much, he still sent fatui spies to your shop, you would find gifts wrapped in the finest paper at the steps of your house. The gifts from him never got opened you just threw them aside in the trash. Wanting nothing to do with the ginger haired harbinger.

So, what broke the camel's back? You really didn't know. Maybe he got bored, impatient, frustrated, jealous, or whatever. But something snapped inside him that day. From the beginning the day left off, just the air felt stuffy. You left your spouse at home with a goodbye kiss as you rushed off to open your shop. That day no fatui agents came in, only a few adventures in need of weapons. The snow falling outside felt heavier, and time felt as if it went 10x slower.

Finally, the time came when you could go back home, so with the twist of a key, you locked your shop and trekked your way back home through the inches of snow. But when you got to your house the door was wide open. The handle that was ripped off the door now laying in the snow. Dread filled you as you carefully stepped into the house with your polearm clutched in your hand.

What awaited you flipped your life upside down. In your living room sat Childe in your loveseat with your dead spouse laying on the blood-drenched rug. The smell of iron leaks into your senses, making you gag at the horrendous aroma.

His eyes snap up to yours, and that same ominous manic smile adorns his face. "Welcome home, my love!" He cheered as he stands up to hug you, his arms spread wide. There was no comfort in his voice, it made your ears want to bleed, like nails on a chalkboard.

After the shock wore off the fact that the love of your life had been killed registered in your brain. You felt sorrowful but another emotion gravely overshadowed that. Anger, rage, and hatred bubbled up covering all the sadness you felt. Animosity for Childe was all you felt at that moment.

The grip on your polearm tightens, the sight of him getting closers acting like he hasn't done a single bad thing. It makes you fucking pissed. But you knew there was no way for you to beat him in a fight, you couldn't go up against a harbinger and win. So, you did the only thing you could think of, letting your flight or fight take control.

Your pyro vision lights ablaze, your polearm swings out in front of you creating a wall of fire blocking Childe from getting to you. Without taking a second glance you rush out into the blizzard-like weather. Through the howling winds, you hear him yelling after you to come back and stop running but you don't even when your lungs feel like they could collapse or when your body feels so numb.

The goal was to get out of Snezhnaya because you couldn't dare to look at that place anymore. The mere thought of stepping foot into the city made you shiver. You don't really know how long you have been walking maybe a few hours? Frozen snow clings onto your clothes as you cling onto yourself. The storm was getting really bad, you could barely hear nor see anything. Droplets frozen onto your lashes weighing them down, your eyes feeling droopy. For a while you couldn't hear anything till the sound of dogs barking makes your heart drop.

It was the sound of at least 3 dogs getting closer to you rapidly. You were so exhausted that you didn't even try to speed up, you just hoped that they weren't after you, but nothing was ever on your side was it.

Flickering pain shoots up your arm as you twirl around to see a dog. A Russian wolfhound of course. You just wanted to cry at that point, the only people at this point who were allowed to own those breeds were royals or the harbingers. The guess was that these were Tartaglia's hunting dogs. If they were his then he would follow the steps of these dogs.

The dogs latched ahold of both your arms, the third grabbing onto your back and pushing you down into the frigid layers of bloody snow. You couldn't take it anymore the fatigue and scalding pain overtaking all senses. Black splotches start to cover your vision, ringing in your ears almost blocking out the sound of snow crunching around you.

Before your vision could go out completely a hand grips your hair pulling you up to meet the face of Tartaglia, his unnerving smirk still resting on his freckled face. "You thought you could run darling? Your fucking mine" was the last thing you heard before your head gets thrown into the snow below again and darkness takes you.

Tumblr nuked this again and istg ur homopho-

Fun fact for those who made it this far, but I really love borzoi! I love sighthound in general and have researched them a lot, but borzoi has got to be my favorite. Maybe I'm biased because I have a little borzoi puppy, but they are such a goofy breed, and I would never regret getting one.

#yandere childe #childe tartagalia #childe #childe x male reader #yandere tartaglia #tartaglia x male reader #genshin impact #genshin x male reader #genshin impact x male reader #male reader insert #male insert #male reader #x male reader #childe tartaglia ajax #ajax x male reader #yandere male #yandere mlm

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wisecloudnightmare · 3 months

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Can we have fucked up, toxic, old man yaoi with Jack Fenton/Vlad Masters please?

It's my brainrot that I can't cut off asdfgh

They're two mad scientists, one's carelessness changing the other's life irrevocably and the other hates him for it enough for murder attempts. Come on. You guys have to see it too.

Vlad wears a mask of a generous self-made man who'd like to reconnect with his long lost friends. But he's not that careful. What if Jack picks up on it and idk, plays a psychological game with Vlad?

What if it ends up as a poly relationship where Jack and Maddie love each other, and with Maddie's consent, Jack pursues Vlad like a wolf in the golden retriever's clothing?

More ideas under the cut

You can:

1. Add identity shenanigans where Jack feels jealous of Plasmius and Vlad's relationship

2. Make Jack act like an excited puppy around Vlad but a hunting hound when sees Plasmius. Jack knows they're the same person. But the mental gymnastics Vlad has to do to keep up the act means he accidentally trains himself to find excuses for Jack's behavior. Like any slipups from Jack's part or Jack's ...advances.

3. Make Jack put up with Vlad's murder attempts because he feels guilty and wants to bond with Vlad.

4. Make him intentionally step into traps because it makes Vlad happy.

5. Make him intentionally DESTROY the traps because Vlad looks really hot (both figuratively and literally) when he's angry.

6. Make Jack play up his clumsiness. When Vlad falls into a lake alongside him and comes out wet and miserable, Jack feels ...something.

7. Make Jack flirts with Vlad but with an excuse like, he's just affectionate with his friend.

8. Add angst to 7. by making Maddie/Jazz/Danny confront Jack about his relationship with Vlad.

8. Make Vlad try to present himself as a better husband to Maddie but make Jack fall in love with him instead.

9. Make them drunk and fall into bed together (need to tag consent issues tho)

10. Adds spice to 9. by making one of them trans

11. Make Danny walk in on them doing domestic shits like cooking together and Vlad feeding Jack to taste-test the food. (Vlad doesn't understand why Danny runs off like he sees something scandalous.)

12. Make Danny really walk in on them doing something scandalous lol

13. Make Danny cock-block them intentionally because he doesn't want Vlad as his other dad

14. Make Jazz sit Vlad down for an invasive therapy session

15. Make Vlad fall in love with Jack in the college and see Maddie as the one who stole him away (make the girls fiiiight)

16. Make Vlad fall in love with both Jack and Maddie but he's a repressed gay. So he pursues Maddie aggressively. Maddie likes him but finds his affection... fake? I mean he blushes when talking to her but there's this weird energy between him and Jack

17. Make it a really dark psychological thriller where Vlad wants a perfect family, using underhanded methods. Jack is less discreet and forcefully taking what was his; his Maddie, his kiddos, his... Vlad.

18. Make both of them halfas and their violent urges need to be met. (Have you ever read fics where sex with non-human is really violence?)

19. Make Vlad unconsciously purrs around Jack. Vlad falls asleep on the Fenton's couch and Jack picks him up, moving him to a guest room? Vlad purrs and nuzzles into his hold. Jack plays with Vlad's hair? Purrs. Sitting next to each other? Purrs. Danny comes back home to see purring Vlad arching his back so Jack can scratch it better, and quietly walks back out

20. Just do it like any other ships from Danny Phantom fandom or dpxdc crossover: create as many plotless fluff or porn (pwp) as you want. I just want to advertise the ship.

#danny phantom #jack fenton #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #i just want more dimensions to jack fenton than just ignorant father or bigot scientist. is it too much to ask 😔#Jack Fenton x Vlad Masters #Vlad masters x Jack Fenton #Jack x Vlad #Vlad x Jack #jack/vlad #vlad/jack #i see this ship before but i don't know the ship's name

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alfiely-art · 4 months

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About that character inmpression, ship thingy you posted... Of course I'l ask you about Yomi (you can answer each questions for him if you want 👀👀)

Aaaand hmmm

What do you think about Yomi x Seth, Hellxander, Fake Zilch x Seth, and Yomi x Fake Zilch x Seth ?

That might be a lot in one go, so uh, take your time!

OURGHHH Yomi. Okay this is gonna be a lot but lets-a go yahoo

Alright first off, first impression of him.

His introduction was literally golden. From his and Martina's Akira reference to Yomi fake-sobbing before coldly ordering Seth to be executed. I was kicking my feet. He immediately shot to my top favorite (before being kicked down again by Yuma and Makoto) but I absolutely enjoyed what an evil little gremlin he was from the very beginning. Honestly, one of the best introductions of a villain I've ever seen.

Next, headcanons. I think he was a theatre kid in high school. I'm saying this from experience. Every theatre kid goes through a little phase where they're evil and flamboyant it comes with the title. Yomi's just went on a little too long, silly silly boy. OH and I think he has chew toys. Being evil is stressful he's gotta chew on smth or else he'll just take it out on an underling, yk?

As for complaints and praise... weeeell, I thought his takedown was a little... anti-climatic? Like on the one hand, I'm very happy for Martina to get to send him to jail. You go girl. But also, he just sorta... accepts being arrested? I wanted him to resist more. Kicking scratching and screaming, yk?? He did a little of that but not much. And I wish we'd seen him in the epilogue, maybe as a small little shot of him in jail being all pouty. As for praise, I really love how fun-to-hate he is. The game makes it very clear he's horrible and you can't really sympathize with him, but also, he's just so fun to watch. Like. What's wrong with him *twirls hair*

Favorite pairing, hmmmmmmmmmm. Initially it was Makoyomi, but rn it's a three-way tie between Makoyomi, Yomiakou, and Hellxander. These dynamics are all just... really fascinating in all honesty. I want to study them. I'm so glad this fandom enjoys toxic yaoi I think I would go insane if there wasn't a plethora of content for these weirdos.

And finally, my overall opinion. He's my wife. My evil scrunkly meow meow. I'm gonna put a collar on him and cook him a yummy dinner while he's chained to a chair. Also his English VA is amazing and did a wonderful job making Yomi iconic, I'm planning on playing Raincode again but with JP voices to compare. He's the silliest villain I've ever seen. They did a great job with his writing, I think. He just, immediately grabs you- and when you look deeper into him it's genuinely so interesting and fun.

OKAY NOW FOR SHIPS.

Yomi x Seth is definitely an interesting ship for me. I don't actively think about it but when I come across content of them, my brain goes "fuck yeah". Sadly their interactions don't give us much to go off of as much as other pairs, but it's always a joy to see.

Hellxander. My beloved. Finding Fake!Zilch in the factory and hearing him ramble about Yomi was eye opening. Kodaka did not need to have that in there but it's there and it's amazing. I wish Yomi had a line or something about Zilch, I want to know how he feels about the guy. Was it a parasocial type of thing??? Was Yomi leading him along??? Please Kodaka. Yomi DLC where we visit Kanai Ward and Yomi is doing community service and having flashbacks to his old gay lover Hitman and he cries in the rain "I hate that ugly bowl cut detective!!!!!!! Curse you Yuma the Kokohead!!!!!!!"

Fake!Zilch x Seth isn't something I've ever really thought about, but I can kinda see a dynamic there. Frail little guy x tough hitman? Yeah that's certainly a good dynamic. I just don't know if this particular case would really... grab me?

And Yomi x Fake!Zilch x Seth... yeah I think that's just torture for Seth. Which is fine I like torturing the guy. I can definitely see Yomi being like "lol that seth guy is soooo funny to torment" and zilch is like "do you want me to torment him director yomi. Anything for you director yomi" and Seth is like "can I please just do my job. Please. Please"

#answering asks #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #raincode #mdarc #textpost #raincode spoilers #yomi hellsmile

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wowowwild · 6 months

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I asked for 20 but I also want to ask about 21! I love fic recs.

21. Did you ever read fanfictions? Which one is your personal recommendation?

Sorry it took so long! It took me a while to get everything in order, but here it is.

So fun fact: Whenever I read a fic I love I book mark it with the note j'adore so I can read it again later. Some of them get this note preemptively. I also tend to go through a tag on ao3 in date posted ascending order so I start with the oldest and work my way forward so I don't potentially miss anything, but I haven't made it all the way through some tags that I would like to. If there's a fic you think I would like that's not on here, I probably just haven't gotten to it yet! (Most of the newer ones on here I found through Tumblr.)

Also! I'm pretty sure any of the ones that involve smut I have marked as such, but please check the tags on the actual fic before reading! I am not responsible for what content you choose to consume!

That being said, here is Ace's All Time Best Fic Rec List (AATBFRL for short):

Nobody Can Just Say What They Mean (Series)- The first fic is Narumitsu and the second is Klapollo and I think about them allllll the time, especially Things Are As They Are altered me on a microscopic level. Rocks are just rocks, you know? (Narumitsu, Klapollo)

undeniable you (the currents pulling me onward)- Idk what to say. Kristoph Gavin dies in prison and Klavier is suspect #1. Apollo flies back to defend him and yaoi happens. I'm a sucker for Klav getting all scrungled up.

fame vs infamy (the price of writing fanfic out of spite)- It's a crack fic. It's funny. 10/10 would recommend. (Klapollo)

The Definition Of Home- And there was only one bed?!?!?!?!?! What?!?!?!?! And there was a little angst in the bed?!?!?!?!?! Unbelievable. Actually the angst was on the couch, the bed made it better. (Klapollo)

13 Hours- This fic keeps popping up in my fever dreams. I'm not even kidding. I didn't have it bookmarked the first time around but when I found it again, I was like 'oh, I know this one! It haunts my dreams!' and immediately slapped a j'adore on it. Airport Klapollo getting together.

Dig Enough Graves- This one is still being put out, it's a Klapollo roleswap and I love it. I get so excited when I see it's updated. So many things are happening and we have clues and I'm gonna figure it out, ok? *boston accent* I'm sleuthin 'ere! (rated M for violence and sex reasons)

stop the presses (series)- V funny. Apollo works as a columnist and writes thirst essays about KlavGav and gets a date out of it. I am very impressed with the coding used to make this look the way it does.

And if my wishes could all come true- I have reread this one a couple times. I think about it a lot. It is genuinely so funny and makes me feel all sorts of things. I love pre-relationship klapollo divorce complete with alimony while they were not not dating but actually not dating, Apollo you can't just assume that.

Nothing Like This Feeling- Apollo top suregery fic with a dash of Klapollo!

Turnabout Dishwasher- For when you get the hankering for a 422.6k work of art. It's like three fics in one that happen concurrently, which doesn't sound like a description that makes sense unless you read it. There are so many characters here, and shipping is part of it but it's also a whole lot of everything else. These characters are actually living and you get to take a look see. (klapollo, blackmadhi, wrightworth, look just read the tags on the fic there's so much going on)

Such Terrible Tales- A gorgeous magic filled AU with a focus on the casts of aa5 and aa6 and fun cameos from Investigations (so far). This fic is still on going and I would def recommend reading it as it comes out! I love trying to figure out the lore and what will happen next! This fic kind of pulls me off my hinges lol. (blackmadhi)

You Wear Stripes, Too?- Apollo and Klav come out to each other as trans and nb respectively.

Things Best Shared- Klav teaches Apollo guitar.

For A Bad Time Call Simon Blackquill- Iconic blackmadhi fic. I think about it all the time. V funny fake dating au with bits of angst.

Last Resort- And they were roommates! Blackmadhi roommates with lots of healing and shenanigans.

Dating for a Turnabout- Narumitsu fake dating for a case. Larry is there doing Larry things. Franziska did it to them bc she is very smart and cool.

Vacation All I Ever Wanted- I think about this sooooooo much. Tagline: One condo. Six lawyers. Seven secret plans. What could possibly go wrong? (klapollo, narumitsu, athena blackquill and trucy are there)

Alternative Dispute Resolution- Apollo makes Klavier talk to Mr. Wright before they can start dating. It's awkward (and funny) and Trucy is a delight.

Turn(about) my words- The fic where I realized I instinctively start laughing when someone gets shot. He's fine. uhhh narumitsu, phoenix got shot of course bc why wouldn't he and found family stuff.

You're Alive (And that's the only thing that truly matters.)- Klavier gets poisoned and Edgeworth tells the nurses Apollo is his partner so he can get in to see him. Turns out I don't laugh at poisonings, only shootings.

Dog Days- Apollo and Trucy go to another Gavinners concert and Polly misinterprets everything all the time.

Reckless Endangerment- One of the funniest klapollo get togethers. Pollo insults him real good while he's standing behind him, klav thinks about going abroad to study, phoenix has prosecutor going abroad ptsd, apollo might actually be into the gavinners, or at least the titular member.

Good Advice- Klavier Gavin makes categorically bad decisions in the face of love. (klapollo)

Hot For Justice- klavgav gets a muse, guess who?

Rules for Dating a Rockstar Prosecutor- klapollo first date that literally everyone is more invested in than Apollo (until he actually goes).

The Things We Do For Gym Access- Fake dating so Apollo can use the gym at Klav's place until the one he normally goes to gets fixed. Except they're actually really into each other and it's killing me everyday it's killing me I'm dead I'm dying they're so dense and in love and can't figure out why they haven't been caught and it's bc they actually feel like that and on top of pretend dating are pretending to date each other to themselves just kiss istg. Rated Explicit for sexual reasons.

The Walk to Tomorrow- Narumitsu doing Narumitsu things.

Legal Partners- Oooooooo this one! I also think about this one a lot. Narumitsu and klapollo and everyone is idiots they're all idiots. Klav and Edgeworth make a stupid, stupid bet about who has the more meaningful connection with their preferred defense attorney. I love this type of fic.

Turnabout Rubesville- Edgeworth gets accused of murder in a small town bc he's a grump. Phoenix sorts it out.

You Ever Been In Love?- Everyone gets way too involved in making Wrightworth happen, and it goes horribly until it goes right.

Gravity- Rated Explicit for sex reasons. Tbh I really like the oc. She's real cool. def read the tags for trigger warnings. (klapollo)

The soul truth (and nothing but the truth)- Franmaya! There's some spirit medium shenanigans and Lang is a bro.

Exorcism- Klapollo AU aa4 rewrite Kitty is a doll I love her these boys are unhinged look they have a conspiracy closet ok? Rated E for sex reasons.

Play Your Cards Right- Narumitsu agree to go on a date and shake hands about it. Rated E for sex reasons.

Hostile Environments (Series)- Justquill Shenanigans

satisfaction brought him back- Justquill Simon gets turned into a cat. I love fics where someone gets turned into a cat. There aren't a lot but it is a trope I enjoy. I've def read this one a couple times.

Stripped- Klapollo impending. Apollo is also secretly a stripper. Idk if this fic will ever get finished but I liked everything in it.

Curiosity Created the Cat- Klapollo impending. Also not finished and maybe never will be and only 3 chapters but in this one Klav gets turned into a cat. I'm sorry.

if it's really me you seek- Klapollo. I'm just going to post the official summary bc I j'ador'ed it but I don't remember exactly which one this is: Or, when Apollo comes home from Khura'in only to learn that Prosecutor Gavin is avoiding him, the last thing he expected was for Gavin to offer to let Apollo stay at his house while he looks for a new apartment.

As of right now this is everything in my bookmarks that I've read, I think you can figure out my favorite ship lol.

#narumitsu #wrightworth #klapollo #justquill #franmaya #ace attorney #ace's ask #blackmadhi #i'm not tagging individual characters you couldn't pay me #aatbfrl

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rou-luxe · 22 days

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THEORIES

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babe wake up tragic yaoi dropped *THIS ACCOUNT DOES NOT USUALLY POST ALNST FANTHEORIES. IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT THIS IS NOT THE PLACE. theories / commentary / spoilers under the cut

I don't know 100% ALNST lore... most of this is speculation I think some people have commented on this already but apparently the one in the couple who wears white dies (Sua, Ivan) Following this pattern, Hyuna x Luka's relationship is complicated but if we go by that Luka is dying next round... But the next round is Till vs Luka, which would be different from the pattern (Sua vs Mizi, Ivan vs Till)... so maybe to complete the pattern Hyuna puts herself in instead of Till. mom pick me up I'm scared On top of that, Ivan wore black before, but switched to white. Does this have to do with something... (Was Till supposed to die instead...) Luka and Hyuna evidently have VERY different singing styles though so that would be interesting def Also the characters look older (not only the haircut man... they're taller) so I wonder... how much time has passed in ALNST??? and is it proportional to irl time (probably not) Not sure about the other videos I need to check but this time there are human spectators amongst the aliens in the crowd for the first time??? is alnst so powerful that they want to watch the showdown too??? Till sounds like he's about to break poor bb Till's lyrics in the beginning start off hopeless, asking someone to hurt him. To dissolve and drown in someone, to become one with them. Definitely Mizi. When Till's master shoves his face towards the newspaper, he's probably telling him to snap out of it, sing properly and let go of Mizi??? Then Till gets his ahh beat and he reaches for Mizi, his one hope in the darkness "Icy lips" - he already thinks Mizi is dead??? Ivan's eyes look empty. interruption from mizisua sponsor /j Even though the MIZISUA video is more of a backstory video, it also suits Round 1. I think it might suit Ivantill as well hold on When Mizi and Sua found each other (refer to MIZISUA video), Sua has lost hope already, but Mizi's love gives her some hope in the dark. Then they are torn apart, but still want to be together. The one who lives (Mizi) is in grief. Ivan's empty eyes look like he has lost hope, just like Sua. Till gave him a reason to keep going (see: Black Sorrow, their relationship shown in Cure <- this video)

Back to the video Till laying there by himself, Ivan moves the (muzzle?) restriction, maybe to help him breathe Ivan's verse reflects Till's but it's different in multiple ways "Cold words" - Referring to Till? (well... till has always been naturally sassy...) Similar to Till's statement in the first part, Ivan is saying that Till can break him apart and build him back again (mend) I guess they fought and became friends 💀 "I'll drown in you" as well. Till would sacrifice himself for Mizi, Ivan would sacrifice himself for Till (CRIES) Ivan feels "seen" by Till, Till wants to dissolve in Mizi's gaze Why does he reach for the back of Till's neck? Till unawares (sleeping)? Are the two somewhat related? Ivan reaches for Till (love) but Till unaware (once again 💀) Consume me + licking the blood from Till's wound. they really want to become one person don't they 2:46 Ivan turns away from the camera is he giving Till a kiss on the cheek or is he whispering something to Till in his sleep we'll never know

"We shall dance", with "our story". TOGETHER. THEY WANT TO BE TOGET- *gets shot* PLEASE LET THEM BE YAOI AGGHGH everlasting memory this moment will last forever THE KISS SCENE I WAS SO HAPPY AT FIRST AND THEN WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I rewatched this video too many times the animation just too pretty man 😭 Till pushes him away I noticed this in a lot of promo arts and stuff because yk Mizi

okay back to the video Ivan's expression when he chokes Till kind of looks like him looking down at the camera like he did at the end of Black Sorrow am I reading too into this Till gives up. He doesn't even fight the choking. Normally this would be uncharacteristic but yk Mizi 😭😭 I'm confused how Ivan gets hit??? I think it's bullets but who knows maybe the rain is possessed or maybe Ivan did it himself Like in Till's song (it's been confirmed by the creators that Till killed his enemy to win apparently), if the enemy is killed then you win. Ivan sacrificed himself so Till could win, so Till could live There was also a theory I read that Luka was pissing off Mizi so she would fight back, so she would continue living BUT LUKA IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY THIS ISN'T ABOUT LUKA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IVANTILL At the end of MIZISUA video, Mizi wakes up crying in the rain. Till stands in the rain staring at Ivan's corpse (but we don't see the body) The light is focused on Ivan, not Till. The light of Ivan's life has been snuffed out, but it also leaves Till in darkness I was expecting Till to make some sort of movement once the lights turned off but nope omg Luka vs Till... Till is gonna kill his ahh for disrespecting Mizi 💀 THE OTHER YAOI DUO!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HYUNA BRO IS MAMA GONNA DIE WHO INTRUDED imagine if the intruder was luka that would be so funny also there is a heavy heartbeat motif in the kick drums for the song omg there is no heartbeat during the music when - Kid Ivan stares deadly at the camera (it stops there) - Ivan enters stage - They build the heartbeat motif again slowly during the backstory part - back to life. Starts with a single kick then double - Ivan is falling insert ivantill my god my universe memes again, Till is literally Ivan's reason for living

thank you for reading my nonsense ramblings it's 3:30 am Ivantill is worth staying up any day THIS IS NOT PROOFREAD I am CRYING 🔥🔥 WE COPE GOOD NIGHT might draw ivantill fanart... doubt I have time though

#alnst till #alnst ivan #Youtube #alien stage #theories #ivantill #alnst

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cobwebbedcat · 8 days

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OLD MAN YAOI!!! Oh man what a brain you have. You’re so genius they would be so perfect. Old men rubbing their cocks together. Old men where one of them is kissing the other while you suck his dick or eat him out. Old men with pussies!!! Old men sharing a double ended dildo. Old men pegging and being pegged. Old men testing their stamina and they both look so pretty tired and sweaty with a mess between their legs. Old men aftercare with heating pads for their aches. Old men being wiped down with soft cloths and pressing gentle kisses to each other. Old men blushing and acting like you didnt just have them moaning like they’re 20 again after you told them how good they were. Old men yaoi oldmen yaoi oldmendnjnfnghnnngg

ohh this anon is talking abt one how in one of the eric venue posts that I rbed I tagged it with saying that I want to see him and trein fucking.

You're sooooo so so right about all of this!!! You wrote down everything that's been playing thru my head as soon as i saw eric. I need to be sandwiched in the middle of their old man yaoi !!!!!!

I feel like Mozus would be kinda.. oh you know how he is, acting all grumpy and standoffish, maybe even shy, but you and Eric warm him up, get him needy and desperate. And then when you and Mozus put your attention on Eric he gets all flustered!! ik we don't know as much about Eric yet, and twst is scared to give me more content abt trein, but i feel like their personalities would work so well together.

I want them bitching about how you have too much energy for them, so they make you fuck one of them until they're complaining about how sore and tired they are, and then you fuck the other who's been waiting and watching for his turn. I already know eric would be an exhibitionist.. ohh and trein would make such a good voyuer, sitting in an armchair next to the bed, staring the two of you down, looking bored at first glance, but he's flushed and sweating. As soon as you get him out of all those damn heavy robes you can see how wet he got watching you two.

#god i want them so bad it makes me crazy #like i feel like eric would be playful and cutesy and teasing and mozus acts like youre both too excitable for him #my god. are they pupby and kibby?#haa this might have to be my next fic.#spice #meow

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hi everyone. it appears i've caught a bad case of the very sick disease(TM). thus, here is why shunatsu/natsushu is canon to me and why you all should consider it. (and consider writing more fics for ao3. i can't pull everyone's weight alone, here.)

1) i haven't been able to find the story yet, but Voyage! The Cruise That Meets The Sea is right there. they could have picked anyone to be stranded on an island with switch during natsume's event. who did they pick? that's right, the frenchman with less survival instinct than he has tolerance for twitter users. also if cruise of encounters unbloomed isn't one of the fruitiest cards in the game then i don't know what is.

these are shu's hands. shu is taking a picture of him. he's taking it in PORTRAIT MODE. to CAPTURE THE BEAUTY. "oh wow what a pretty butterfly i must capture this butterfly next to you" THE BUTTERFLY IS NOT IN THAT FRAME DO NOT FOOL YOURSELF.

2) shinsekai. i don't think i need to explain myself but i will anyway. huge event, giant story, natsume knows shu well enough to make uncanny and terrible fakes of him (the smartest person in the room is able to either get a 100% or a 0%), the ending, the ending, the ending, THE ENDING, THE ENDING

3) this fucking card

everyone is offering their shoulder to him. all of his beloved and trusted nii-sans. and whose does he take, without hesitation and without him even offering? that's what i thought. look how comfy they look. i need to start fucking writing that natsushu café au i am going insane

4) this point is mentioned above but these two have a deep bond that goes seldom otherwise seen. even within the other eccentrics, very few get close to either of them besides one another, with the exception to their unit members (i'd say their relationship together actually matches, say, natsumugi for example. plus as far as i'm aware, not to throw shade, but shu hasn't pissed natsume off multiple times about dressing femininely to the point where natsume actually gut punched him really hard? i like natsumugi and all but, like, wow.)

5) sorry not sorry i'm dragging shinsekai into this again. did you see how shocked and overjoyed natsume was when shu called him by his name? when he finally said the word "natsume"? how he felt as though, because of shu, he was just as much a part of the old, odd family as anyone else? and how shu treats him as more of an equal than any other eccentric does????? and this is a display of that effort to do as such?????????????

6) both natsume 5* events so far have included shu in some way. and the event raison d'être happened alongside natsume's feature scout 2 banner. this evidence is paper thin, but i'm including it anyway because it drives me insane.

7) the way they look at each other here. i'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel now, but whatever.

8) i said so.

9) setting aside their history, their dynamic is still perfect. trickster silly insane but actually normal boyfriend x perfectionist no-nonsense normal but actually insane boyfriend? and they're very fond of each other in spite of (or because of) their differences? where they both have the capability of going full tsundere, but regardless are abnormally affectionate with one another? that's perfect. please give me an example of a better dynamic. i will wait here like Hachikō for you to return with one.

still not convinced? fine. you like shumika? consider, then, shunatsumika. you like natsumugi? consider shunatsumugi (and watch as shu and tsumugi get into a fistfight in bed). put your poly of choice all in a room with hidden cameras and witness yaoi take place before your very eyes. or you can be brave and do all four at once in the same ship. go nuts.

don't be shy. i'm the only person on the internet currently writing for them. all content is good content, and all consumers are appreciated deeply and welcome.

- 君達の世界、夏宗。

#enstars #ensemble stars #shunatsu #natsushu #enstars ship #enstars shipping #shipping #rarepair #ship propaganda #i will never shut up about them #ever

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squaloropera · 4 months

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alright, I was originally gonna make this as a comic but I’m really busy so I can’t manage that. I swear, this is my last anti-fujoshi post and then we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled inane nonsense.

firstly, I’ve seen a lot of people saying that they dislike the term ‘fujoshi’ to describe these people because of its misogynistic origins. I find this to be reasonable, so I will be referring to them as maiali pervertiti instead. It’s Italian! Hope y’all like it xx That out of the way, let’s begin.

I have put real, genuine, actual research into this. I scoured maiali pervertiti blogs to find their arguments, their mindsets, their justifications. As far as I could find, there are four main arguments. These being the following: ‘It’s just fiction, not reality’, ‘Hating us is misogynistic’ ‘hating us is transphobic/homophobic’ and ‘hating us is racist’. I will be unpacking each of these, looking at them from both perspectives, and explaining why exactly they’re flawed perspectives. Hopefully, a properly researched and informed take on this will help to clear the waters.

Let’s start with the first take. The ever-quoted ‘it’s just fiction, not reality’. This is an argument you’ll find in a lot of places, mostly in any place which is in support of questionable things being treated as erotic. Pro ships and pro-shippers also love to tote this. Now, on its surface this argument seems logical. However it starts to fall apart when you think about it critically. When we consider how the brain works, you’ll see what I mean. To be concise, the human mind slowly accepts things the more it’s exposed to justifications for them, regardless of how reasonable those justifications are. It associates a bad thing with ‘but nevermind, it’s fine’ and you stop feeling shame or regret over time. This is why you’ll often see lolicons say downright atrocious things about child characters- they’ve justified it for so long that they don’t see a problem with it.

Now, on the ‘it doesn’t affect reality’ claim, let’s look at other groups for this. Think about how many studies have been done saying that men who watch rape porn are more likely to become rapists. Think of all the people raised on the ‘I can fix him’ mentality on tv growing up to get in bad relationships or romanticise abuse under the idea that they can make an abuser better by loving him. It’s no secret of society that, actually, fiction does affect reality. The most concise, albeit silly way I’ve heard it put was ‘But you’re still jacking off to it. It’s affecting your dick and balls’. And I think that sums it up.

Next, let’s look at the ‘If you hate us you’re misogynistic’ claim. The mentality behind this claim is that women in Japan were referred to as ‘rotten girl’ for liking yaoi and bl, and to continue that rhetoric of not liking them is the continuation of misogyny. Again, this is a take that seems logical right up until you pick it apart. First we have to understand that the reason these men were calling these women rotten was because they disapproved of them exploring their sexuality and reading erotic content at all. They don’t hate women for reading gay porn, they hate women for reading porn period. The gay people criticising maiali pervertiti on tumblr aren’t hating them for the same reason. We don’t hate you for reading porn, read all the porn you’d like, we just want you to stop fetishising us. The difference is in the context; the men who were shaming Japanese women were shaming them for exploring their sexualities, were shaming you for treating an entire minority of people like they’re a porn category and for spreading gross, abusive content of mlm because you think it’s hot. It’s also important to note that Japanese women mostly started reading yaoi and bl because of the culture toward female sexuality in Japan. They couldn’t read erotica of straight couples, or they’d be seen as perverts. They couldn’t read wlw erotica, or they’d be seen as lesbians and shamed. Their only option for exploring their sexuality became mlm erotica. You, Lindsey from California, do not share this same issue.

Next we have the ever-irritating ‘If you hate us, you’re a transphobe’ argument.

*deep, deep sigh*

stay with me, fellow trans achillians. We can get through this. This argument is based in the idea that transmascs, specifically mlm transmascs, might read yaoi to explore their genders through sexual content. Unfortunately, exploring your gender through erotica and having a fetish are two different things. I personally did explore my gender through gay sexual content. Mostly fanfiction and mental fantasy, but with the odd fanart or comic sprinkled in there for flavour. The difference is that I never had a fetish for it. Most maiali pervertiti seem to argue with a very subtle straw man by implying that reading mlm content is the same as reading the gross rape porn yaoi that ‘fujoshi’ spaces are steeped in. This is not the case- there is a clear divide. I personally consumed actual, healthy content of gay sex. To go further with this argument, I actually think it’s actively harmful to perpetuate the idea that young trans people struggling with their gender should be exploring it through the things that are spread in fujoshi spaces. I’ve read some pf this stuff mostly by accident or against my will and that shit should not be associated in a young trans person’s mind with their gender. It isn’t safe.

Next we have ‘it’s homophobic to hate us’ which is definitely. A take. The rhetoric here is that by hating on the fetishisation consumption of yaoi, you’re really just hating gay men.

this is just… can I drop the nuance voice here? It’s bullshit. It’s gross bullshit. Gross, steaming, cowpat bullshit. Okay, nuance voice back up, let’s explore. maiali pervertiti, please understand that it’s mostly gay people who don’t like you. This is, again, a straw man argument. They’re trying to yell homophobia so they can ignore the real criticisms. The problem isn’t the homosexuality, my dear sweet perverted little fucking weirdos, it’s the rape porn and incest and abuse. Just read normal fucking mlm content I’m begging you.

Finally, we have the ‘it’s racist to hate us’ argument. This is an example of what I like to call ‘the firemen diversion’. This name comes from an example where a person might take the statistic of their being higher fatality risk the more firemen walk into a burning building, and then using it as an argument to suggest that it’s dangerous to call the fire brigade if there’s a fire. There’s a tiny nugget of reasonable argument in there, but it’s backing up a complete and utter bullshit lie.

This is basically what this argument is. The idea here is that the term ‘fujoshi’ was originally a reclaimed slur, and that westerners are changing it to degrade women again and are therefore misunderstanding the actual language behind it.

Now, this is based in a little bit of truth. Westerners do, in all fairness, misunderstand the term. I can’t speak for the reclamation of the slur, considering how I don’t know if that’s true, but I do know that the way it’s used has been quite incorrect a lot of the time. That’s the true bit. The rest of the argument, however, is nonsensical. While yes, some people misunderstand the word ‘fujoshi’, it doesn’t mean that the criticism of the culture (especially the culture in the western world) is racist. Please, don’t cry racism when you see people asking not to be fetishised. You will end up making the actual movement against anti-Asian hate crimes (which have increased in recent years, need I remind you) look less credible. Once again, I am asking allies to shut the fuck up talking for the minorities they claim to represent while being batshit insane x

TL;DR: no, it is not misogynistic, racist, transphobic or homophobic when gay people tell you to stop fetishising us. Stop arguing straw men and just take accountability.

Also, maiali pervertiti are the female equivalent of straight men who watch lesbian porn. But somehow worse. That’s all, have a good day.

#mlm #achillian #nblm #anti fujoshi #fujoshi negativity #fujoshi discourse #fujoshi hate #tw queerphobia #racism mention #homophobia mention #transphobia mention #misogyny mention #misuse of left-wing politics

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worstwebtooncouplespoll · 9 months

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The Boyfriends (Boyfriends)

- Just a generally cheesy romance comic around those four

- Look me In My Eyes. i read all the pages of their smut comic book because my friend DARED me to. it was bad. it's all bad. i hate them all. look at the fucking nerd character. not even mentioning the stuff the creator did just look at the writing. 👎👎👎👎👎

- I cannot fuckin escape the ads for this comic

Persephone & Hades (Lore Olympus)

- Capitalist tyrant who brags about his slave labour and has a pattern of going after girls in the 19-25 age range cheats on his girlfriend with a spoiled, petty Mary Sue 19 year old who's 2000 years younger than him (that's not even an exaggeration, 2000 years) and who is constantly infantilised and drawn like a child. And yet this power couple can do no wrong and anyone who stops and asks "is this a healthy relationship?" is immediately a villain

- I barely remember much from the series, but I do remember the (large) amount of bad vibes that was coming from the fact that Persephone was like, 19 when Hades found out he loved her and Hades is like 100+ or 1000+ (its been a while leave me alone). Also how the narrative would always push for and make sure these two married each other or got in a relationship no matter what. Even going so far as to have the characters that originally were against these two (eg: Artemis and Hecate and I think Hera too) end up supporting them all of a sudden. Also the fact that Persephone is VERY very new to relationships both romantic and platonic while Hades full on knows this isn’t a good idea and everything, they still end up pursuing each other. Overall it’s really creepy and putting off a lot of alarms. Not to mention the fact that Hades dreamt about having two kids and whole family with Persephone. These two barely know each other, too, man.

This one is one submission:

- Hades is 2000, Persephone is eternally 19 )what the mcfuck) - Persephone looks his Rhea (his mom). Sigmund Freud is quaking in his boots. - THEY HAVE NO CHEMISTRY. Persephone likes Hades for the power and the bare minimum respect he gives her, while Hades likes her because she’s small and petite. That’s weird, that’s suspicious. - Hades is a capitalistic CEO and owns slaves. Persephone is supposed to be the most “compassionate” of the gods. The comic’s words, not mine. 50 Shades of Gray, more like 50 Shades of Blue. - Persephone looks like a kid next to Hades most of the time. Maybe the yaoi proportions are throwing me off or I’m hallucinating, but Persephone has childlike features like 65% of her panels. - Where’s the arguments, the disagreements? Because let’s be honest, a healthy relationship needs the occasional disagreement. - Hades ripped out an eyeball for her despite knowing her for like a week (maybe even less). She didn’t even ask for that. That’s a step too far for someone you just met. - Hades closed off the underworld for Persephone. RIP to the economy. All because of her. - They flirted while Hades was in a relationship (RIP Minthe). - They’re both assholes (the bitches that torment the lower classes together stay together ig). Also sorry for the long ass rant, I hate them so, so much.

#tumblr polls #webtoons #worst webtoon couples #《 stretching the definition of couple here 》#《 tbf i meant to name the poll differently but i had a brainfart when naming the blog and I'm too stubborn to change it 》#《 only using a few persades submissions because damn there's a lot 》#《 it would've been unbalanced no matter who i pit them against 》#《 but at least they both have at least three submissions 》

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translations-by-aiimee · 1 year

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Mistakenly Saving the Villain - Chapter 9

Original Title: 论救错反派的下场

Genres: Drama, Romance, Xianxia, Yaoi

This translation is the product of my limited knowledge of Chinese characters as I attempt to learn the language. If I have made any egregious mistakes, please let me know.

Chapter Index

Chapter 9 - Nie's Poison Scripture

Yue Wuhuan stood in the library of Medicine King's Valley, looking at the precious books on cultivation skills and secret methods around him, feeling as if he had entered a mountain of treasure.

Both Song Qingshi and the original body were the types who didn't want to worry about trivial matters in life. The library was a forbidden area, and there were no medicine disciples to clean it, so the books and objects inside were all messed up. Something over here and another over there, and only he knew where everything was. After Song Qingshi brought Yue Wuhuan in, he asked him to tidy up the table, and then went to find the book he needed.

With difficulty, Yue Wuhuan moved his gaze away from the book and looked at the Luohan bed by the window. There was a low bed in front of the Luohan bed, and there were hundreds of books piled on it, as well as dry pen and ink and a large pile of rice paper covered in scribbled and altered handwriting. This seemed to be the place where Master read and rested on a regular basis.

He walked over and resigned himself to putting the books next to each other, and suddenly found a tattered copy of "Nie's Poison Scripture" hidden underneath. Yue Wuhuan's breath stopped for a moment, and he realized that Nie was referring to Nie Jue, the Poison Master who killed like a sack of shit thousands of years ago and made the righteous world tremble in fear. It was likely that this book contained the recipes for the Poison Master's various poisons.

Yue Wuhuan quietly glanced at Song Qingshi, who didn't seem to be paying attention and secretly opened the book. He was pleasantly surprised to find that the beginning was Nie Jue's famous formula for the Thousand Dispersal Powder. The Thousand Disperal Powder was colourless and tasteless, capable of killing even first-generation cultivators. . .

This kind of killing method without cultivation was exactly what he was looking for in Golden Phoenix Manor.

Yue Wuhuan quickly flipped through the pages, hardwiring the recipe into his mind.

Thousand Disperal Powder, Soul Devouring Incense, Puppet Pill. . .

Every kind of poison was a sharp butcher's knife.

The killing intent that was once suppressed turned into a raging tide that stirred up his thoughts, and countless vicious methods of using them emerged in his mind.

No one knew that his heart had long been refined into a demon from hell, looking forward to a mountain of corpses and blood and that he wanted to destroy not only himself but the entire filthy world, including himself.

"This book is not suitable for you." Song Qingshi's voice came from behind him.

Yue Wuhuan gently closed the book, put it back on the pile of books on the table, then turned around as if nothing had happened, a submissive expression painted on his face again as he said the excuse he had prepared: "It's too old. I'll clean it up. I accidentally scattered the pages of the book when shifting it. Please forgive me, Master."

Song Qingshi put down the pile of books in his arms. He picked up the Poison Scripture, flipped through a few pages, and found that there were indeed traces of pages falling off.

Yue Wuhuan looked down at the ground. His palms were slightly sweating, and he was extremely nervous.

"Your foundation is weak, and it's too early to learn this book." Song Qingshi didn't notice his thoughts and quickly ignored the matter. He gave the instructions carefully, "Toxicology and pharmacology are interlinked. You have to start by recognizing medicine. For example, the heavenly grass seed and swallow orchid seed are very similar in appearance, but their toxicity is very different. If they are used incorrectly, their efficacy will be greatly affected. Therefore, you must first learn the basic pharmacopeia, know how to identify drugs, be familiar with pharmacology, and then learn alchemy and pharmaceuticals before you can finally study this poison scripture."

Yue Wuhuan raised his head abruptly, and asked incredulously, "I can learn Poison Scripture?"

"Why not?" Song Qingshi didn't understand. He thought about it and stuffed "Nie's Poison Scripture" into Yue Wuhuan's hand, comforting him, "I think you can be more confident than that. The things in the poison scripture aren't that difficult. With your intelligence, you'll be able to master them very quickly, but you need to pay strict attention to safety when refining. Many medicines in it cannot touch your skin, and some of them can still infect you through the air. . . If you don’t understand something, you can ask me at any time .”

Was this a question of self-confidence?

Yue Wuhuan was completely dumbfounded as if he had been slapped. He was speechless for a long time.

Oblivious, Song Qingshi continued to metaphorically slap him again and again: "If you're interested in poison, it's best to learn how to wield concealed weapons and spell formation together. Poisons are much easier to apply. I'll give you all the related books later. After sorting it out, you can also use my laboratory. . ."

Yue Wuhuan really can't help it, interrupting the excited person in front of him: "You haven't thought about what I would use it for?"

"I know." Song Qingshi's eyes were full of relief. He had long been worried that the personality of the Shou protagonist was too kind and susceptible to bullying, just like a beautiful flower that had no ability to protect itself and could only be picked by others. He was also very worried that the system teacher would pull him out of this world after completing his task, making Yue Wuhuan lose his protection and fall into the devil's lair again. He said seriously, "Wuhuan, don't be afraid. It's not your fault for being beautiful, it's the fault of those beasts. Spells, poisons, hidden weapons. . . If the immortal world is a world of beasts, you have to have the means to protect yourself from being bullied by anyone."

"Is it wrong to not want to be spoiled?"

"Is it wrong to not want to be bullied?"

"Is it wrong to not want to do something you don't like?"

The breeze blew across the window sill, bringing in a clean breath, and the faint scent of medicine in the air disturbed his heart.

Yue Wuhuan listened in a daze to the words that no one had ever said to him. Every sentence was like a dream.

"From now on, never let the world humiliate you again."

. . .

Learning requires discussion and progress together.

Song Qingshi liked to study with friends the most, especially those who were as smart as him. The professor he followed was a world-renowned international medical master, and all the brothers and sisters were the best of the best. He misses the happy times when he studied and did experiments with them all.

Yue Wuhuan had a high IQ and was diligent and eager to learn. What more could you ask for in life if you have this student friend?

Top Student Song was overjoyed. He helped tidy up the unwanted books on the Luohan bed. He cleaned the table and then cast several cleaning spells. He served spiritual tea and various cakes, lit the refreshing incense, and then pulled Yue Wuhuan to sit on one side and began to read.

Yue Wuhuan's heart was a little flustered. He quietly observed for a long time and found that the person next to him was indeed reading without distractions, with no other meaning. He gradually relaxed his mind, and quietly read the book.

At some point, dark clouds covered the sun and raindrops fell on the eaves, playing bursts of music. The damp wind blew a few drops of dampness and cold through the window, onto the scholars inside the house. Yue Wuhuan soon felt the coolness. He got up and turned on the luminous peals, gently closing the sheer window. He looked back but saw Song Qingshi still looking at the scroll in his hand, so absorbed that he didn't even notice the changes in the surrounding environment.

Yue Wuhuan approached step by step, carefully raising his beautiful eyes. This is the first time that he wanted to look at a person carefully. In his mind, he carefully depicted this snow-coloured man wrapped in white jade, with slightly messy hair and a slightly immature face. Although his appearance was good, he was not stunning, but he had the clearest eyes in the world. He didn't know desire, free from filth, just like a crystal that unintentionally fell into the tumbling mundane world, not tainted with reddish dust.

Yue Wuhuan watched from the side for a long time, but he didn't raise his head.

It seems that, except for this room full of books and scrolls, no one could be caught in his eyes, and in his heart. . .

Yue Wuhuan suddenly felt very ridiculous. If someone knew that the rumoured eccentric Immortal Medicine King and the famous Mr. Wuhuan were staying in the study room but not doing anything except spending a quiet day reading books together, they would think it's preposterous, right?

People must have ignorance in order to succeed.

To be ignorant is to be pure, to revert to the simplest form.

No one realized that the Immortal Medicine King was just an idiot obsessed with books. All of his misbehaviour comes from his obsession with books, his madness. No one knows how to get rid of his crazy shell, but inside is the simplest heart. . .

Yue Wuhuan bowed his head and smiled quietly, then the smile turned into a slightly bitter one. He thought of the first meeting between the two by the river, the touch of his fingertips brushing the ends of his hair and his cheeks, and he felt a little hot. If he had known about what would happen today, he would have punished himself to make himself more decent and not let him see his embarrassing side.

It was dark. The rain stopped and the moon showed its face. There were a few insects in the grass.

The study room was like a world isolated from the real world, where you couldn't feel the changes of the outside world. There was no noise, no disturbance, only the soft sound of pages flipping and the lingering deserted fragrance of medicine.

Yue Wuhuan reads the book, feeling an unprecedented peace of mind. . .

How good would it be if this was what life was like?

Song Qingshi suddenly put down the book, picked up a pen and began to scribble on the paper.

Yue Wuhuan looked sideways but saw that he wrote very quickly and in a hurry. His handwriting was very scribbled, and it was almost impossible to understand the content. Only the names of medicines were visible.

Suddenly, he stopped writing and fell into deep thought. His left hand accidentally touched the wet handwriting, staining it with a large ink mark. Then he unconsciously raised his hand to his cheek and a black mark appeared on his face.

Yue Wuhuan stared at the black mark, finding it extremely glaring.

He endured and endured but finally couldn't help but find a handkerchief and wipe it carefully, wiping away the traces that stained the innocence in his heart.

Song Qingshi finally woke up, and when he looked back, he realized that it was already dark. He looked at the ink marks on the handkerchief in Yue Wuhuan's hand and realized what a stupid thing he had done. He said embarrassingly: "I tend to get lost in my reading and often lose track of time. Are you hungry? You can wake me up next time."

Yue Wuhuan smiled and shook his head, "I was also engrossed. I didn't realize it was late."

"Here you are," Song Qingshi pushed all the cakes on the table to him, "I've had my fill, so I won't be hungry."

Yue Wuhuan didn't refuse. He picked up a piece of hibiscus cake, thought for a while, and usually found a topic: "Master, you are working so hard, but what important prescription are you researching?"

Song Qingshi tidied up the messy papers on the table and replied, "It's the Six Meridian Rejuvenation Medicated Bath."

Yue Wuhuan's hand holding the hibiscus cake stopped suddenly, and he stared at him blankly.

"It's what you need to use later." Song Qingshi scratched his head in distress, trying to find words to explain. "This medicine can reopen your blocked meridians, but I tried the medicine and found it was too painful. You may not be able to bear it. I'm trying to find ways to reduce the pain. I'm still not sure whether it's better to slow down the effect of the medicine, or to numb the pain-sensing nerves. We may have to try a few more times..."

When the meridians are open, there was hope to return to the path of cultivation. . .

Why do this for him?

"Master," Yue Wuhuan heard his voice trembling, "I'm not afraid of pain. . ."

"No one is not afraid of pain. That's why medicine finds various ways to relieve a patient's pain. Severe pain can even lead to shock." Song Qingshi looked down at the paper in his hand again, stating something that was most natural, "I don't want you to suffer such pain."

Why couldn't he even let him suffer?

Why did he have to be so nice to him?

Why?

Yue Wuhuan frantically wanted to know the answer.

Finally, he asked the question that had been circling in his heart for a long time.

Song Qingshi didn't understand why the novel system must keep secret from the protagonist, let alone what OOC is, but his intuition believed that Yue Wuhuan's current mental state was not ready to bear such absurd truth. He didn't like lying very much, so he thought about it for a long time, and when Yue Wuhuan thought he wouldn't get an answer, Song Qingshi smiled embarrassedly.

He remembered the day he was reborn and saw the beautiful ray of sunshine that dispersed the dark clouds in his heart.

A small kindness made him no longer afraid of the strange world.

"You once wished me good luck tonight, and I want to have a lifetime of good luck with you."

The author has something to say: Confused Top Student Song: Are other book-travelling systems different from mine? Will the system teacher still provide online tutoring? Doesn't OOC mean casualty at work? (on Operation Casualty)

#mistakenly saving the villain translation #mistakenly saving the villain #bl novel #chinese novel #english translation #chinese bl #danmei #danmei novel #yaoi #yaoi novel #yue wuhuan #song qingshi

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FFXIVWrite 2023 Day 26: Last

Last, as in both 'to endure' and 'final'. Old man yaoi continues and possibly concludes? I might fill in more later when I go back to make this a properly edited fic.

Time and historical peace treaties waited for no man.

They did not make it back to Wineport for the tasting, or Costa del Sol for the firedancers, and in fact did not make it back to Costa del Sol at all that week. Carvallain pulled some strings to have their bags shipped over from the resort, bought them proper clothes so they didn't stick out 'like delicate pansies in an armory', and stuffed them both into an inn at Aleport while he went back to his meetings with the Sahagin in Skull Valley.

Aleport wasn't the most backwater scummy of backwater scum La Noscea had to offer, but that was only because La Noscea set the 'scum' bar very high. The money in their pockets (reclaimed from the pockets of the Sharks' Teeth) that they would have spent on fine wines while they surveyed the view from atop the vinyards now went to battered cod, fried potatoes, and disappointing beer at a pub just off the harbor. Everything, including the beer, smelled faintly of salt and fish, but it seemed better than trusting the water.

Edmont had never put a meal away faster in his life.

Dressed in rough lace up shirts and linen trousers, the only thing marking the two men as different from the rest of the patrons was the intricate metal of Edmont's cane and the fact that they weren't loudly chanting the words of an increasingly filthy melody.

Lay down your burdens, son

Come drain a pint with me

We'll have a grand ol' time

Find ye a lass or three

"Take it from me, three lasses is at least one two many. Possibly two," Edmont muttered into Charlemend's ear. Edmont could sense the tension orbiting his friend, the way he kept flicking glances towards the inn door as if watching for Carvallain to walk back through it. Twenty years wasted, and he could see why his friend was so nervous about wasting a drop more.

"I suppose you'd know, but I could maybe settle for two," Charlemend replied, leaning against Edmont's shoulder. In the dark back of the bar, nobody noticed the way their wind-chapped thin fingers folded over each other under the table. Edmont's cane, reclaimed

"I'd settle for this." Edmont's hand patted Charlemend's thigh, making the other man laugh.

"You calling me a lass? I don't exactly fill this shirt out."

"I'm calling you 'enough'."

"Can't tell if that's extremely romantic or a backhanded insult."

"Do you want to get out of here or not?"

By Ishgardian standards the evening chill was pleasantly refreshing as they walked alongside the harbor. It was hard to fully relaxed, surrounded as they were by rough spoken strangers. Part of Edmont's mind kept frantically bracing for the next attack - a knife to the throat, a club to the head, rough demands made in his ear for his money or his life.

Part of him also wished the evening would stretch out further, and leave just the two of them alone and anonymous before the vast reaches of the ocean, wide and dark enough to drown all else.

"I asked to stay with him, you know," Charlemend said, completely unbidden. "I could let my steward take over running the household, and then in a few years my nephew will be of age to hold the reins himself."

"You want to run away to sea and be a pirate?"

"It's a family tradition now, isn't it?"

"What did he say?"

"Said I was being silly, and besides it'd ruin his business deals with us if I just up and left." Charlemend looked chastened, eyes wandering down the coastline to the seawall dividing Limsa's lands from those claimed by the Sahagin. Distant pinpricks of light burned at the forts there, flickering as Maelstrom soldiers passed before them.

"I rather think, if you were stuck on a ship together for months on end, you'd drive each other mad," Edmont pointed out. "And you don't know anything about sailing."

"I know, I know. It was an impulse, after all, and I'd hardly be of much use to him. Still, the way he spoke of it I can't help but see the appeal. Traveling to far off lands, living only by your wits and the strength of your arms, all that. He's not had an easy life but one can't say he's not lived. And I wanted to make up for the time we'd lost."

"I think…I think your best chance might be to give him his space. Let him see you won't rush in and smother him at the first opportunity he gives you."

Charlemend grumbled, kicking a stray pebble into the water. "But what if I want to smother him?" he muttered. "Just a little bit. He's still my son, after all."

"I could find something to smother you with instead, perhaps. As a distraction."

"Edmont." Charlemend looked so scandalized in the dim harbor lamplight that Edmont wondered if he'd gone a little too far. He started in on an apology before Charlemend dragged him in for a hard kiss, fingers entwined in the laces of his shirt.

Right there on the quay, in front of the sailors and dockworkers and Llymlaen herself, until a Lalafell fishing off the pier coughed politely and made a gesture for them to move along.

Edmont flushed. "I thought you might be not in the–it's been quite the day, after all–"

"A day where I thought I'd lose you? Here, I think there's some stairs down…"

They found a small alcove, just above where the water lapped at the stonework, shadowed by a scaffolding that hid it from the sight of anyone further ashore. Neither man suggested going back to the inn room, not when their blood was pounding in their ears, when the sound of crashing waves encouraged their hands to linger.

Edmont didn't think twice until his attempt to get up under Charlemend's shirt met with a flinch and a reflexive recoiling.

"Are you all right?" Edmont asked, immediately trying to search him for some overlooked injury.

And now Charlemend's eartips were reddening, nervously grinning like a schoolboy caught in mischief. "Well, you saw all the marks Carvallain had, and I was asking after them, and I thought…another fool impulse, but he learned to do them when he was enlisted, and said he'd fill in the rest later…"

His fingers were nervously undoing the laces of his shirt, pulling the loose fabric down to expose the area just below his collarbone on the right side.

"You cannot tell Barendouin."

Freshly inked into his peach-colored was the dark, crude outline of a squid, its tentacles reaching in thin lines toward his heart.

#ffxivwrite2023

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houndslayr · 1 year

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| 𝔐.𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱 | ℜ𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔰 | 𝔑𝔞𝔳𝔦. |

Gender: Male reader (Could be read as NB as there are only a few mentions of gendered language)

Character(s): Yan!Tartaglia x reader

Summary: You are a craftsman who meets the unfortunate fate of catching the eye of a fatui harbinger, he seems to have taken quite an interest in you.

Warning(s): Mentions of dog bites, dog attacks, stalking, Ajax tracking you, mentions of violence, a little gore, minor character death

Words: 1,351

Go check this post out btw! I just want to know what new ideas you guys would want in the future. [Link]

Fem-aligned, yaoi/fujoshi supporters, pro/comshippers, mlm fetishizers dni you will be blocked

You thought barely of it, of course, it was weird but were you really going to question the intentions of a harbinger. To you, he just had a brief case of puppy love that would pass.

"Plea- Please leave now." With a shaky voice, you command the barbaric man and his guards to leave. To your surprise, he listens. He turns with a smug grin and a wave out the door.

#childe #childe x male reader #tartaglia x male reader #childe tartagalia #tartagalia genshin impact #male reader insert #male insert #genshin x male reader #genshin impact x male reader #male reader #yandere mlm #yandere male #yandere childe #yandere tartaglia #x male reader #genshin impact #male reader fanfic #genshin imagines #genshin

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I need Leonard and Cain to do toxic yaoi together...the two of them deserved more interaction in general

//YOU GET IT OMG YOU F U C K I N G GET IT //It's the duality. It's the difference in background and how they deal with tragedy and how that's absolutely APPALLING to both, because Leonard, who has and is dealing with a deep sense of wanting to inflict violence on the inside, and Caim, who just wants peace and to have never dealt with any of that on the inside, SEE the other's outward actions doing just the opposite and both are reminded of JUST how much they're trying to ignore that part they see in the other inside of them and how they're trying to put that down and HERE this motherfucker is, just doing it //AND ITS THE SENSE OF SOLIDARITY THESE VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE FROM VERY DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS GET WHEN THEY SEE THAT, BECAUSE BEYOND LOSING THEIR FAMILY TO THE EMPIRE WHICH BRANG THEM UNDER THE UNION'S CAUSE THEY'RE BOTH OLDER BROTHERS WHO KNOW DEEP DOWN WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FRET OVER AND CARE FOR YOUR YOUNGER SIBLING, OUTSIDE NUMBNESS TO THOSE FEELINGS BY OUTWARD CIRCUMSTANCES BE DAMNED. THEYRE BOTH PART OF A VERY SMALL MINORITY WHO HAVE MADE A PACT, AND EVEN SMALLER OF THE ONES WITH SOME SEMBLENCE OF A MIND LEFT AFTER DOING DO. THAT THEY BOTH CAME OUT OF THEIR TRAUMA AS THE ONLY ONES LEFT FULLY UNTOUCHED AND ARE BOTH STRUGGLING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH THAT, AND THAT LATER ON THEY BOTH FIND SOMEONE TO CARE FOR IMMENSELY THAT THEY'RE FUNDAMENTALLY INCOMPATIBLE WITH THAT GIVES THEM THEIR REAL SENSE OF WORTH AFTER THE WAR AND THE PROFOUND ISOLATION FROM BEING SO FAR DEEP IN YOUR OWN HEAD AND TRAUMA AND KNOWING THE STUPID PIDDLING WRECK OF A HERMIT OR THE NEEDLESSLY VIOLENT BLOODTHIRSTY CRACKHEAD MERCENARY NEXT TO YOU CAN SHARE IN THAT GRIEF BUT AT THE SAME TIME IS A MIRROR INTO YOURSELF AND WHAT YOU CAN BE THAT YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE //ITS ABOUT THE PROJECTION. IT'S ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES THAT FORCE THEM TO LOOK INTO THEIR OWN SELF AND THEIR INABILITY TO COPE WITH THAT AND WHY THAT MAKES THEM FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER, BUT ALSO THE COMPANY AND RELATABILITY TO EACH OTHER'S POSITIONS THAT DRIVES THEM TO THAT AWKWARD STALEMATE. ITS ABOUT THE MISLED "I CAN FIX HIM"'S MEANING TWISTED BUT WELL-INTENTIONED "I CAN MAKE HIM MORE LIKE ME THE WAY I WANT SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED ANYMORE" ON BOTH SIDES FROM PEOPLE WHO CAN'T EVEN FIX THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T LET GO, AND THEN MY FAVOURITE PART

//HOW THAT RESULTS IN PSYCHICAL VIOLENCE AND/OR LOATHING AND RESENTMENT AND DISGUST. i watch this scene with SUCH yaoi-tinted glasses anon you don't even know

#||Reply||:Anonymous #||OOC||#{/COME ON OUT; ANON; I JUST WANNA TALK. *sets bait* i have a japanese caionard fanfic translated from piviv please let me share it with you #{/i was NOT meaning for this to be that long though; holy fuck...}#{/i have a lot of strong feelings for these two BOTH as characters and also Dat Toxic Yaoisms....}#{/and i just KNOW the potential's there and can be even worse and more toxic in 1.3 but we were given so LITTLE i dunno how to make it work #{/........yet.}#{/i just need them to get too under the other's skin for one's liking and that resulting in a murder and subsequent mutilation}#{/you feel me????? you know?????????}#{/it's funny}#{/i left my previous muse (not ash/angela) back in like 2017 thinking 'yeah no more; im going to STOP and move on with my life bc}#{/i'm the literal stereotypical obnoxious XDing 00's german nightcore listening fujoshi and have to do something else'}#{/two years into the DOD fanbase and here i am; listening to nightcore teufelstanz and talking about my silly little toxic yaoi again....}#{/we need more drakengard rarepairs in general; like.... i love kaian as much as the next person but lets have some FUN with it}#{/if we can get 2 caioch fanfics on ao3 i just KNOW we can get that many for caionard}#{/even one........ i'll make it my SELF if i have to (even if i really dont want to because the thing about making the story is...#{/... you know it.} BUT I WILL PUT THAT OPTION ON THE TABLE FOR OTHERS TO SEE; IF NEED BE.}

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i stopped reading usosan fanfic for this (actually i was happy to stop bc it was smut and i wasnt in the mood to read smut but was too lazy to look for non smut)

I KNOW.. PLEASE .. why does only sanji get to be free .. im so sad for them. reiju the literal (former) child soldier and pudding with no one to care for her and love her. i assume theyll come back in the cover stories. .. please oda... pls..

"UR RIGHT NO SHAME….PUTS MY YAOI PROUDLY ON THE FRIDGE" YEAH!!!! YEAHHH!!!!

NOO AHDNSBF.. i can relate though i always do exactly what im warned not to do

"it was all me. next i will be asking the size of katakur- [gunshots]" NOO HOW COULD THEY SILENCE U LIKE THIS ... dont worry I'll ask in ur place

u cant put improper french in ur fanfic!!!!

reading the water 7 arc when usopp splits always kills me inside... it hurts so bad. i hope that if/when sanji and zoro fight, its THAT emotionally impactful. like all the hidden meanings and . angst.. i want good angst. if they do actually get into a fight To The Death, i dont think anyone but luffy could stop them. i could also imagine theyre fighting to the death and like . what stops them is someone in the crew is put into mortal peril and theyre forced to work together (bc that's always how it goes). what they should actually do is sit down and talk about their feelings... with a mediator perhaps....

"but why does shuggy feel like one of the most likely to me." IT DOES TO ME TOO!!! like the subtext... is there... it is so much There.

"that is canon shuggy to me. oda doing it kinda halfheartedly in a roundabout way for laughs but the fandom is popping bottles (we popping the BIGGEST bottles when shuggy happens tomorrow-)" YEAH i think even if this is the case its a win. canon gay old guys??? who have been pining after each other (well mostly shanks pining after buggy) for what .. 25 years?? that would be amazing..

"do u think zoro will get more development of him as a character by the end of the story?" i do!!! i think he needs a bit more depth tbh. like he is a wonderful character and im not saying he should have a sadder backstory or something but. to me rn i think hes a bit more two dimensional compared to the rest of the crew. like yeah simplicity is wonderful but i think to me hes less.. of a simple character.. and more like a character that needs to have more emotional highs/lows. i know i could love him so much more if i just ... knew him better. anyways i think its coming bc there have been some realizations involving his character? backstory? recently. and i assume oda knows that he could use more emotional depth. stoic and aloof characters are fine but i think the real appeal is when u get to see into their mind for a second and understand who they really are as a person

sexualize him to the point the audience wonders if hes actually a woman

thank u for watching my 4kids sanji video. i actually have like 5 videos saved of trace heatfist because he is so weirdly attractive in the 4kids dub but i will spare u. also idk if uve heard 4kids luffy but imo his voice is way better than the funimation dub???

"WHILE CONNECTED to a GIANT PROJECTOR…THIS briefly flashed on the screen before i frantically clicked away. no one saw but i. i did." this is EXTREMELY FUNNY. i really enjoy embarrassing stories because i find my own embarrassing stories very funny (when i tell them to other people)

brainwash everyone into believing sanji one piece is gay in SOME way.. ur doing gods work

i love how not normal u are about him

"(nodding) no go on what animal parts" see if u had read dungeon meshi i could reference it and everything would be so much easier, BUT YOU HAVENT /lh /teasing

ok but i have been obsessed with animals since i was a kid (especially lions and wolves (special interest go brr)) so probably lotta lion parts... because theyre cooler looking than wolves. and also just give me wings for good measure. i want to fly. nevermind that wings are meant for lightweight creatures. these are magic wings. its one piece..

i saw u post abt nightcrawler and i was never really into x men but hes pretty

i stared at the law comic... for.... like... 10 minutes.... rhank u ... for putting that onto my . feed

YEAH HES 6'3. actually hes the shortest warlord, tied with boa hancock. 6 feet tall is short in one piece

"gay art markets" already intrigued.

THATS SO COOL AJJDHSDJ.. i have been to a few anime cons and i dont remember?? ever seeing any law's??? its very sad .. i went the year before last year i think. i did see a huge furry one time (at the anime con). they looked like they were 7 feet tall. it was really exciting. and intimidating. that weird mix of the two. i am 5'3 for reference.. like wow. u are huge.....

"i love ur insane thoughts pls continue to share."

"i will do the same someday when i am less shy and ashamed of my unhinged fandom thoughts" pls do!! share ur own!! (when ur comfortable!!) i will not judge .. this is a judgement free zone. and also a shaming free zone

"such as making zoro amvs to abba in my head on the way to therapy." u are so powerful...

"thats a line my therapist actually said in response to something i did once." ur therapist sounds cool wtf. i never got a cool therapist

YEAH I SAW PPL TALK ABT IT SO I RECOGNIZED THE POSSIBLE CROCODILE.. i saw someone say croc was gonna be... some white dude.. and internally i was crying.. how could u do that to him

thank u for ur sacrifice

(watched the video) omg its prozd!!!! i love stuart.... Stuart.. stuart little.. ???? no wonder he got along with mice

YEAH I HEARD THAT TOO?? LIKE WTF IS HAPPENING... its cuz crunchyroll is funding ...

did my meme image come off as ambiguous. i asked my friend if it was ambiguous and they said no.. but i had nothing wlse....

robin canonically having touched (crushed) franky's balls for an extended period of time is so weird to me. thats what i think abt when i see naked franky..

p.s. i will add u there... my discord is something like. stupid.. stinky... or something... i dont remember. u saw the doflamingo snail just remember that. oh wait i also have my name as my name. ok. i forgot about that.

send me ur sanji pics .

rowan i am honored

ok that gives me a question tho. i feel like u mentioned sanuso before and im curious. do people?? have ships with characters in them that they dont like?? like before i converted u. i feel like i could never like a ship that had a character i disliked in it. or at the very least i would grow to like both the characters

THE COVER STORIES i didnt think about that!! yes…oda please…i know u havent forgotten about reiju bc u put her in that one really fruity chapter cover with tashigi for some reason…

to all the haters that i dont have….but my silence. for $5,000 a month,

APPARENTLY NOT the french in my fic is all now double checked….to my embarrassment

TRUE IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USOPP SPLIT…and yea. that moment WAS a lot. i think i teared up. there are a lot of “crewmate almost leaves the crew” moments and i think a fight between two strawhats (which has also happened before! but usually at least one of them is luffy!) could feel similarly. i like ur interpretation of how it could go too…there’s this trope in zosan fanfics where robin ALWAYS is all up in there business trying to mediate them and i both love it and hate it lmao. like yea she probably would notice but also why does she always gotta be ur guys’ therapist….and in canon. for a moment like that. it would probably have to be luffy wouldnt it??

oda: haha guys i made buggy gay isnt that Funny

the fandom: [hooting and hollering]

I AGREE COMPLETELY ABT ZORO. HE DOES NEED JUST A BIT MORE EMOTIONAL DEPTH. MAKE HIM GO THROUGH SOMETHING…stoic and cool characters REALLY DO need a moment where they ARENT STOIC AND COOL to be more well-rounded…and zoro hasnt really gotten that since that one time he cried at baratie like a thousand chapters ago (literally). and that was a very brief moment. he and robin can be similar and enies lobby is what made everyone love her more…when is zoro’s enies lobby. i dont actually need an entire arc like that for him (i mean i'd love that but i dont expect it) BUT AT LEAST GIVE HIM SOMETHING!!

“sexualize him to the point the audience wonders if hes actually a woman” already there babes 🫡 just doing my part

DID. DID THEY ACTUALLY CALL HIM TRACE HEATFIST IN THE 4KIDS DUB…ARE U SERIOUS RN…IVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE PLEASE SAY SIKE. i just looked up luffy’s voice as well AND I LIKE THE VOICE ITSELF A LITTLE BETTER?? BUT THE VOICE ACTING IS….HM.

THE GALLERY I WORK AT IS SUPER CHRISTIAN I THOUGH GAY SANJI WAS GONNA GET ME FIRED ZJBFVHDCSKJ it was. it was so funny afterwards tho. i will share embarrassing stories like my life depends on it

“i love how not normal u are about him”

IM SORRY MY FRIEND KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME TO READ DUNGEON MESHI BUT IM TOO BUSY READING ONE PIECE 😭😭😭 lion…and wings…so u want to be a griffin 👁️

not 6’3 and shortest warlord. dkjnvkjnfvkj

i love the gay art markets. also NO LAWS?? I THOUGHT HE WAS SUPER POPULAR…DIDN THE BEAT OUT ZORO IN THE POPULARITY POLLS ONE TIME

“i will not judge .. this is a judgement free zone.” WRONG bangs my sanji gavel.

my therapist IS very cool she makes fun of me but in a good way and also makes me laugh. and i make her laugh. bc i am ridiculous. i got very lucky

i dont think theyve made any casting choices for s2 publicly yet so…we will See..

STUART KILLED ME but so did “HIS NAME IS LUFFY! THAT’S Monkey Luffy” its been playing in my head. also sanji’s love for mice/rats makes me fucking insane bc its the cutest thing on earth. that scene where he’s completely enamored by a rat that’s sitting in a woman’s shirt and he is completely ignoring the woman. for the rat 😭 SANJI LOVES MICE MORE THAN WOMEN CONFIRMED-

no but i saw clips of that scene and about cried. same to that mouse wedding he attended in a drawing request oda did kfnvkjd. can u imagine the first time they get rats in the galley and they’re all expecting sanji to freak and kill them and then they walk in and he’s made them tiny stir fry and is calling them cutesy names. they would be like. 😮

also all the fan content ive seen where ratatouille is his favorite movie. ANYONE CAN COOK!!!!! 😭

AMBIGUOUS?? I DONT THINK SO? I liked it. we turn a sad into a frrAAANKKYYYYYYYY

and god i try not to think about it but also. ROBIN WHYYY WAS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OFFFF SHE IS INSANE. SHE’S SO WEIRD.

EVIL(ER) CROCODILE NX KJDC

I ADDED U ON DISCORD!!!! sanji pics…breathes in…i will add a couple more here but. should i send some on discord as well. is that how i break the ice. images of sanji with his ass up in the air (my collection)

also check out how much this dude can cry!!! (laughing but also crying):

#asks #replies #march anon #long post

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masonsystem · 1 month

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ok last part.... Franziska Post

as ive gone over in prev post, the overarching message of this game was abt the importance of trust between the defense and prosecution, and how both parties need to cooperate and trust one another to create fair and just trials. w this in mind, franziska's role in the story was to illustrate the absence of this trust. neither wright nor franziska trusted one another throughout their shared cases, and bc of this, the truth was jeopardized each time, nearly resulting in an unlawful verdicts. of course, this isnt unique to franziska, all the prosecutors we've face in the past had mistrusted us as well. but what sets her apart from the other prosecutors, and what makes her sooo interesting to me, is that while shes similar to her predecessors, she isnt all the way there.

like what immediately sets her apart, besides the aesthetics and traits of being an 18 year old girl, is that unlike her predecessors, she actually acknowledges us. from the moment we first meet her, she recognizes our feats (destroying the perfect records of two esteemed prosecutors), and vows to take us down. this is so different from edgeworth, who looked down on us for majority of aa1 before dipping, and von karma, who took it to the extreme and didnt even recognize wright or maya's faces. unlike these two, franziska actually acknowledged who we are and what we've done. and this is significant bc to trust the opposing party (defense or prosecution), you must first recognize their capabilities. by swearing to take revenge on wright, by acknowledging what we hv done, franziska is already a step removed away from her predecessors.

and this next point is more of a vibe based observation (bc im not at the point yet where im gonna sift thru each dialogue and case), but the vibe i got from franziska was that she wasnt as ruthless of a prosecutor compared to the others. and what i mean by 'ruthless', is she didnt resort to cheap tricks as often. tricks like edgeworth's updated autopsy report, or von karma's careful control of his witnesses, the court battles with her were rather lacking in these. yes she raided acro's room and later told andrews to keep quiet, but both of these instances were her being influenced by edgeworth and her father respectively. while this may make her seem like a 'weaker' prosecutor, it actually just makes her a more honest prosecutor, a more just and fair one. also (and im aware this was done for gameplay's sake, but to me this would be an instance of story and gameplay working hand in hand), unlike edgeworth and von karma, no trial with franziska have ever gone over to the third day.

so already, despite being von karma's and edgeworth's sucessor, she is very different from them with the way tht she actually acknowledges the capabilities of her defense, and the way she goes about with her methods. and then case 4 happens... at first i was pretty annoyed tht she kinda got shoved aside so we could get some yaoi.. so i was so surprised and pleased that her character got to conclude wonderfully despite not being the prosecutor! her saving the day by coming in with the decisive evidence is like one of the best if not The best part of that entire case, just such an amazing timing and setup and everything.. and how it says so much about her to do that, like did she know who this evidence was for? that this is for the defense rather than the prosecution, or did she think it was for the prosecution? or does she believe in justice after all and just wanted to unveil the truth? what an infinitely amazing and complex character..!!!

and to see her frustration after the trial, her disbelief when edgeworth explains how he came to be able to trust wright, her throwing her whip down the same way edgeworth thought to resign in the last case of aa1.. and then the post-credits scene.... T_T i wasnt expecting that at all. i love that scene so so much.. for her to put herself down for not measuring up to her father and edgeworth.. but as ive gone over, the way von karma was and the way tht edgeworth used to be, was not admirable at all. by being distinct from them, shes already halfway out of their shadows and on her way to being a better prosecutor than the both of them. and its so interesting how similar she is to edgeworth, how she leaves too, the same way edgeworth had up and left in the end of aa1. and for edgeworth to give her whip back and for them both to grow out of von karma's shadow forever GRAHHHHH Its so good. i wasnt expecting to like her this much

#aa lb #ok im done YAYYY these posts took me all week to write cuz i was so busy eek

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