minted (m) (teaser) | myg

title: minted (m) pairing: street king!yoongi x street cart vendor!reader rating/genre: m (18+) ; angst , smut ; haegeum au , gang au summary: all you do is wake up, sell your fruit on the dusty streets below your flat, and go to sleep. but everything changes when a customer you always look forward to seeing turns out to be dangerous. really, really dangerous. note: okay so LISTEN!!! this is a complete surprise to everyone including me, bc this was def not on the docket for 2024 until i saw one (1) mint yoongi edit on my pinterest feed💀 anyways, this morally grey yoongi is dedicated to hali @sailoryooons for ur belated bday, nary @joonary for being a cutie pie and having the tangerine cart girl idea in general, and luce @minttangerines for ur relevant url and for being a wonderful friend. love you all! note 2: this fic is not for everyone. please read the warnings! there's gonna be some darker themes than the regular kithtaehyung drop, and it's the haegeum universe so it's not a light fic. if you're down for that, lfgggg. if you're not, i will not be upset if you skip this one! warnings: language, violence, weapons (guns/knives/chopsticks/etc.), blood/wounds mentions, drugs, alcohol, murder, gang activity, poor reader is just trying to get through the day, mint-haegeum!yoongi, tatted!yoongi, his eyebrow is pierced, knife held to the throat, tension, reader suffers from “my cabbages” levels of disaster, orange!jimin, fight scenes, morally grey yoongi smut warnings: to be smacked here on drop day! drop date: as soon as i’m done but we are ZOOMIN’ word count: 6k so far and projecting 12-15k✌️

"you know.. it's a shame you touched her. because now we have nothing to discuss."

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Hi I got top surgery last week and I'm so fucking excited

This is so great I'm gonna have THE summer ever

only couple HOURS left yalll 😆😆😆😆

MR. PHILZA MINECRAFT!!

Adding your hardcore world lore into qsmp

GENIUS!!!

Oh????

Out of curiosity, when ws!reader and donnie start trying for kids for realsies, is reader gonna be in an egg situation or would it be the classic baby growing shindig? Or will it be a surprise for all of us-

Hm hm hm!! It's funny you ask this because someone just asked me a similar question last week. I mean I've dedicated the entire sequel fic to having kids and I do have a biology degree so rest assured that I am using it to its fullest extent!

I truly love science!

in honor of fnaf movie release.

IF SHE DIES I DIE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

7 DEADLY SINS OF ANGBANG STARTS TOMORROW!!!!!

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST SENT ME THE MUTANT MAYHEM FOOTAGE THAT GOT SHOWN AND IM FUCKINGGG FROTHING AT THE MOUTHTHTHHTHTHHT THEY'RE DOIGN THE STYLE!!! THEY'RE DOING THE ANIMATION STYLE I LOVE OH M YGODDDDDFJSD FOAMSKMFDSFAMDSKLFMSDMFKLS

I just saw the dimension 20 merch and I'm gonna sob the tote bag is so wholesome and sweet

Years of Science - Chapter 18: Disappearing Act

[Chapter 18 on AO3] ◎ [Chapter 1 on AO3]

Portal 2: Chell/GLaDOS   Chapter Word Count: 2,699

Chapter 18 Summary: Finals week has finally finished, leaving the students of the school ready for a well earned summer break. But with vacation brings the news of upcoming arrivals and unknown farewells, as the world seems to get a bit smaller and Chell’s fate rests right in the center of orbit.

THESE MOTHERSSSS

Another announcement for anyone who’s order the tarot cards: if the delivery estimates are correct, the cards and the boxes should get here soon! I’m going to try and gild the edges in metallic gold as soon as they get here, and if the results are good, I’ll be sending your orders out as soon as I’m finished!!! Look forward to it!

I'm nearly ready to post the first chapter of my fanfic based on this idea

Crypt of the Necrodancer Announcement Day!!

DLC Pack 2:

Crypt of the Necrodancer Synchrony (2022)

Additions:

- 3 NEW CHARACTERS

Chaunter - Power to possess enemies and minibosses!

Suzu - Courage jump on kill!

Klarinetta - Big sword!!!

- ONLINE CO-OP AND VS (UP TO 8-PLAYERS)

- FULL MOD SUPPORT, NEW WEAPONS, NEW ITEMS, ENEMIES, SPELLS, TRAPS AND MORE!

Bonus Announcement:

Rift of the Necrodancer (TBD)

A new standalone rhythm game in the Necrodancer universe!