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schlange-edens · 1 month

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the euphoria I experienced today at being called a young man was unreal let me tell you

#I was buying bread #and was waiting in line #there was an old couple in front of me #at some point the older guy turned around and said “come on brigitte. let's not keep the young man behind us waiting any longer”#my voice broke their illusion #I did not correct them though cause guess what they be right #kinda anyway #I hate a lot about my appearance but my androgynous face aint one of em

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agtavio · 7 months

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who we really are

#trigun #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #Agtavious Art #ermm so this has been sitting in my files for a while #a whole ramble incoming!! cant go one post without rambles in tags somewhat related to drawing LMAO #brain has been going thru the horrors if none of this makes sense #well.#been getting a lot of coins cause I buy bread from the bakery after classes #they always end in .25 or .50 cents so I have a LOOOOOOT of change #and well wouldnt u know it what else has coins #went back to like ch. 64 and this drawing crawled out of my brain #me when he knows he knows that he knows that he knows 😨#just thought about how #wolfwood kinda got things off his chest in a way #and vash didnt #IF THAT MAKES SENSE #i saw the coin as smth for vash too???#they both knew smth was up with the other in some way but ww said it so like #srry if i sound crazy 💀#thinking is hard classes deep fried my brain 20 times #ive been getting posting shyness toooo uuurarrrghhh 😪#also #anyone know how to save drawings so the quality isnt shit?#idk what im doing wrong but it always looks blurry for me #tried changing res and canvas size but nothing works qwq

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tei-to-tei · 5 months

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December 7 - Midnight Bakery

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | ...

#rottmnt #rise fanart #rise of the tmnt #turtle tots #lil baby mikey is asleep at home with splinter #they are on a mission to buy fresh bread (and maybe split a cupcake)#so glad i managed to post before midnight and keep my daily dec challenge going ;-; the struggle is real y'all #i know i could have rendered this way more but im so tired im sorry #tei's dec23 #teidoodle

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catharusustulatus · 2 years

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Headcanon that Steve is a good cook but never uses the right tools. He taught himself to cook out of necessity and ended up loving it because it’s a mindless activity that also provides; he still gets a lot wrong. Here he is making Eddie and Wayne a full Thanksgiving dinner and he’s using an omelette spatula to scrape pumpkin pie filling out of the bowl. Even Eddie knows that’s wrong…but he can’t do anything but beam as he watches Steve, tongue out in concentration, humming a top 40 song, kitchen towel over his shoulder, making him and his uncle and three course meal.

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #st headcanons #I couldn’t get this out of my headddd #Steve is domestic as fuck #you can’t tell me Steve isn’t buying all the pumpkin and apple themed foods every fall #and baking up a storm #always bringing pumpkin bread to the wheelers house when everyone meets up in the basement #robin’s mom and Steve share banana bread recipes with each other they’re on a first name basis #like hey Connie you see condensed milk is on sale? he says to robin’s MOM #anyway just an idea

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unpretty · 7 months

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my most old person trait is that when i'm at the store and see marrow bones for $9 a pound i can't stop myself from complaining that you used to be able to buy a pack of those from the local co-op for a dollar

#original #every time it comes out of my mouth i'm like 'oh no i am old'#but listen. it was my special treat.#i would bake my five minute no knead bread and roast my marrow bones at the same time #so i could have hot fresh bread with bone marrow #and now they want NINE DOLLARS A POUND. FOR BONES.#they also stopped carrying the good brie so you can imagine the problems i'm having #you want me to buy president brand?? i can get earwax for free i make my own

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slimey-wally · 24 days

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I LOVE ROBOTS BDBCJHSVFJSHDNKS

So here's updated Robo Wally!!

(Huge improvement in my opinion!!)

And some of the others!

Here is the old version!! 💕

(also, he doesn't have his red scarf because it's part of the storyline!!)

#welcome home fanart #welcome home #wally darling fanart #wally darling #wally darling au #wally au #Robo wally #EEEEEEEEH I love him!!!#I'd just buy him and use him as a replacement teddy bear #I don't care if he's metal >:(#Howdy bot is also gonna be so fun to make!!#Robo au #Lemi would throw bread crumbs everywhere on purpose-#But they'd clean up afterwards 🍋💕

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sic-vita · 2 years

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The Sandman | A series of Morpheus moping (1.06)

feed the birds, tuppence a bag

#the sandman #sandman #tom sturridge #morpheus #kirby howell baptiste #dream of the endless #death of the endless #sicvita:sandman #sue's things #the way he hugs the BREAD is so funny to me #he's being so emo and goth #also i love how morpheus loves feeding pigeons #mary poppins #i was thinking of buying mary poppins tickets #and thought of this scene again

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oysters-aint-for-me · 3 months

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AAAAAAH i found a local brewery beer can with sunny reference art!

#iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #i SHRIEKED #i have seen pictures online of sunny reference beer can art so i always look for some #but i’ve never found any until today!#i almost bought it #i was HEAVILY tempted #i didn’t buy it tho bc i don’t drink beer #moldy bread water 🤢 no THANK you

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cloudcountry · 1 year

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happy 1k!!! 💚 would you be willing to do malleus and flowers? go crazy!

thank you!! <3 i'll go crazy just like he will C;

MALLEUS DRACONIA + FLOWERS (1k event details)

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“Nyehh!” Grim wails, slamming the front door shut with a bang.

You jump, whipping around to see the cat monster clutching his nose as though someone had punched him.

“Grim? What happened?” you ask, rushing over to your companion.

Grim lets you scoop him up into his arms, whining about something about flowers and pollen before he lets out the most earth shattering sneeze you’ve ever heard. You set him down and he bolts away from the door as fast as his little legs will carry him.

You turn towards the door, curious about what could be on the other side as you reach for the doorknob.

It opens.

You gasp, hands shooting up to cover your gaping mouth.

There are mountains and mountains of flowers on Ramshackle’s front porch, all of varying sizes and shapes and colors. There must be at least fifty bouquets that you can see in the entryway alone, all tied together with shimmering ribbons lined with gold.

Who did this?!

You step out onto the porch to examine the bouquets more closely, and something crunches under your foot. You flinch and jump back, hoping you didn’t step on another beautiful bouquet, but when you look down you find it's only a letter. You pick it up and gently tear open the envelope, unfolding the creamy white paper you find inside. The letter is written in a swirling handwriting written in dark green ink.

Dear Child of Man,

I heard that you like flowers. I hope these bouquets are satisfactory. If you ever require anything, please lean on me.

M. D.

Straight to the point, but so adorably foolish. You can’t help the bubbly laughter that escapes you—only Malleus would take a small piece of information about you so far.

#he's totally the type of person to buy you a shit ton of one thing you like #“oh you like garlic bread? have 12 loaves C:”#“what do you mean twenty dozen cupcakes is too much? :((( i thought you liked cupcakes?”#“my child of man likes strawberry jam. i will go buy them a truckload of it.”#malleus draconia everyone (applause)#auburn's 1k event <3 #malleus draconia fluff #malleus fluff #malleus x reader #malleus draconia #malleus draconia x reader

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navree · 2 years

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one subtly terrifying thing about today’s entry, in spite of how innocuous it is, is that we KNOW now, from lucy’s diary, that she keeps up appearances and fakes it even when she’s not feeling well, so i have NO idea how truthful her letter to mina is and whether she really is feeling better or just lying about it to spare mina and dracula’s still feeding on the reg

#personal #dracula daily #it's this very odd sense of panic #especially considering the format we're in rn which means that we've had a bit of a lull #cuz the last email we got was lucy freaking the hell out #then fucking silence for like a week and suddenly 'oh yeah everything's peachy keen'#lucy idk if i buy that and now i'm concerned about you #stay safe baby keep the windows closed start eating garlic bread

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sixofravens-reads · 7 months

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the thing that gets me about the "must read 100 books a year Or Else" thing is that you just.... don't see it with any other hobby?

no one (as far as I know) is telling knitters "you have to knit 100 projects in a year, it doesn't matter if they turn out holey or misshapen or ugly, it matters that you made so many of them!" pretty sure no one is telling gamers "you have to play 100 games a year, doesn't matter if you really enjoy them or explore the worlds, what's important is that you finish them!"

So...why, and I say this as someone who's a fairly fast reader and has read a lot this year, are (terminally online) readers so obsessed with numbers? Is it because more books = more intelligent? Is it just Number Go Up mentality? I understand the thrill of wanting to beat your past self and read more books than the year before or whatever, but why do you expect to hold others to your standards??

#thinking about reading #just a little rant #while i wait for the garlic cloves for my garlic bread to bake lmao #i often feel in competition with my past self or wanting to read certain genres etc. i didn't really get to the year before #but ive never looked at another blogger and went 'HA! you only read 10 books this year!'#don't get me started on the whole buying boatloads of books Just To Have A Big Library #i used to post about getting rid of books and people would reply like 'even if you didn't like them why not keep them just because??'#i don't live in a mansion lmao. also if i don't like a book i don't want to see it on my shelf every day #ANYWAY. back to listening to Canterbury Tales and baking

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tomatoluvr69 · 8 months

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I’m sorry to have an influencer moment on here but I’m not lying when I say that these Tomato Cheddar Toasts from NYT cooking are hands down one of the best meals I have ever cooked for myself in my entire life (and I’ve been cooking daily for like 12 years lol) and they take like five minutes, most of which is spent waiting for the bread to toast. The recipe is paywalled so I’ll just say you take cheddar cheese and shred it on the tiniest side of your box grater/microplane, then mix together a 1:1 ratio of mayo and cheddar. Then when the bread is piping hot from being toasted you spread it on there (like a tbsp or two per bread) and the heat causes them to melt together into this insane creamy tangy spread. Then top with tomatoes and salt.

I have been eating tomato toasts almost every day this summer and I thought I had my formula down pat, but then I tried these and it changed my world. Genuinely a contender for last meal on earth if I had to choose. I have eaten it with every single meal since I got back from my backpacking trip except one bc I was invited to a potluck. I know my username might make you think I’m just overzealous but please for the love of god if you eat dairy and gluten and love tomatoes (and have access to some good ones) I am begging you to try this. On the left is the recipe pic and on the right is one of the ones I made. and like it doesn’t matter if no one tries this I just want this in my tomato tag to commemorate this unbelievable toast because I’m in a new era of my life for real

#TOMATOES #tomatoposting #garden tag #food #recipes #<- for my own blog sorry #I’m so lucky to have space for an amazing huge tomato garden & the skill to do it well but if u like have one good tomato from the market #and want to do it justice…please consider #and literally this morning when I ran out of bread my entire day then revolves around either buying or making bread so I could eat this aga #in lol #nyt cooking #*revolved #honestly kind of insane that I’ve cooked a million billion meals that take so much more time and effort and yet this simple shit is like #theeeeeee pinnacle

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mildmayfoxe · 2 months

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tricked myself into braving the grocery store this morning by envisioning in great detail the amazing breakfast sandwich i could make if only i had everything bagels extra sharp cheddar cheese and breakfast sausage patties and then came home and made the breakfast sandwich. dreams can come true

#I HAVE CHEESE AGAIN! and other food as well but the cheese was the most important #i also stopped at a donut place on the way home and i have TWO donuts for later #AND i bought a frozen pizza for dinner. i am living large.#i have like no other groceries for the rest of the week lmfao. i have a salad kit for probably tomorrow or tuesday but that's about it #huge on breakfast foods though.#chatpost #it's so difficult to not have cheese when my fallback 'no groceries' meal is like. a grilled cheese.#cause i have bread! i have tortillas! even if nothing else i had those. but no cheese!!!?#so i'll probably have to go to the store again on thursday as usual just to buy like. some vegetables and fruits. only got bananas

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greater-than-the-sword · 6 months

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Something my mom mentioned to me when I brought up the proposed gf/df diet change was that for many people the ACTUAL impact to their health from such a change is negative, because before, they were getting all their minor nutrients/vitamins from enriched flours and by cutting gluten, end up vitamin deficient, especially in vitamin B12 among other things. What's more, the things people typically replace dairy with especially in products (soy, margarine, hydrogenated oils, seed oils) are more unhealthy for the average person than dairy. Not to mention that major and sudden diet changes are going to put the body through some amount of stress to adjust in pretty much all cases and you can see why so much dieting flops. It makes people feel horrible for real reasons, and what's more, they know that they feel horrible while they are doing it but are told that this is good for them and they're just supposed to believe that

#but for real i dont think the dr understood that i dont eat grilled cheese to treat myseld #but because cheese and bread and avocado are cheap and cheese has protein #and the whole thing costs me around $1 to make while containing almoat every essential nutrient #i am NOT being an apologist for GMO wheat #but really if we stopped pretending this could all be solved by the consumer choosing to stop buying #evil foods like wheat #and instead realized we are being systematically poisoned #maybe real change would happen

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stoptakinggoodnames1 · 9 months

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Lately, I've been wanting to improve my garlic bread recipe. So, I ask of you, my fellow asexuals (and other garlic bread enjoyers): would you share your recipe with me? Please? I need it

#asexual #ace #garlic bread #cooking #I can buy different breads if necessary #Do you think the moon is made out of garlic bread?#I always associate garlic bread with lasagna and vice versa

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dukeofriven · 1 year

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Judging just by Neil Gaiman's inbox, the most amazing thing about the Sandman/Good Omens fandoms is how they seem to be almost exclusively comprised of people who neither watched the shows nor read the books but sure have a lot of observations and critiques.

#dear mr gaiman i watched one gif of good omens why are you so right wing #mr gaiman why in my unfinished fan fiction does Crowley not throw the bread at death in a funny manner any more #mr gaiman is azriphale's interest in stage magic a reference to a dream I once had about a robert zelzany novel #mr gaiman why is coraline not the protagonist of anasi boys #mr gaiman I can't find my favourite sock why would you support something so offensive #mr gaiman I was traumatized as a child why did you not take that into account when buying breakfast cereal at tescos yesterday #the sandman #good omens #neil gaiman

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