omg babe kissing my knuckles? thats so--STOP licking my RING POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo donโt look I have a crush. on this tv show
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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married
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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy
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I hate the โopen floor planโ that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I donโt need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood
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