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This is a snz/nose kink blog. It started out as only hockey but it slowly morphed into a multifandom/general snz blog. 18+ only. Minors DNI. She/her, mid 30s. Bi & Aegoromantic/Lithromantic & Gray-sexual.
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Something inspired me, and I wanted an "I Told You So" situation, so I wrote this. It's only a teeny bit D/s, with a sweet ending.
“Aww, sweetheart, you look miserable,” says A.
“SNF. I amb,” B responds, their words thick with congestion.
“I’m sorry you’re feeling poorly. But you know, this could have been prevented.”
A miserable, viscous sneeze is B’s only response. It fills the tissue that’s held desperately to their face, a constant presence under their red, streaming nose.
“Like I said, if you had only…” A looks at B expectantly, prompting them to finish the sentence.
“If I had… ha… ha’ERRSSHH’IUE!” B groans miserably into their mangled tissue. “If I’d have godden bmy flu shot.”
“Yep. Then you wouldn’t be…”
“Ha’IIGHHH’SHUU! Ugh. Sigg.”
“With?”
“The… huh- the -heh’AAIIEEH’SHUH! With the flu,” B practically whines into the tissue.
“Correct.” A can’t control their smug, satisfied smile. “Now, are you going to listen to me next time?”
“Yes. ihh-KIIISSSHH’iew!”
“Good,” says A, their smile turning sunny.
“Can you brigg bme sobme tea now?”
“Of course, love.”
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Congested moans are so underrated. After a sneeze, after a nose blow, sometimes just by themselves with nothing else attached to them. Just letting you know how congested and miserable the person is.
#one of my favorite things ever#fuck it maybe it's time to start a new tag...#hn moaning and groaning tag#??? werk
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when they emerge from behind the tissue even more bleary-eyed than they were before the sneeze
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everyone on my vanilla dash is horning out over that cowboy skeleton dude from whatever show and he has no nose and it makes me want to frow up. like how could you possibly horn out over a guy without a NOSE???
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something about someone saying, "I'b disgusding," just... melts my brain
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so my friends have this little Reductress calendar in their room with funny little fake news headlines for every day and… I don’t think I even need to elaborate on this
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No snzs in this, and I'm not really into coughing, but he does cough twice (0:22 and 1:36) and bitch let me tell you... that first one... I thought it was a pre-snz situation and my heart almost leapt out of my chest. I would have died.
My theory is that he has allergies in the spring, so maybe this is a bit of that? Or he's just boring and has a dry throat.
#snzblr#brad m*rchand#nothing much to see really but you guys are the only ones who will understand the roller coaster I went on yesterday
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me looking at a tree blooming: alright, you horndog, calm down.
(the tree is the horndog)
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holy shit, have you guys seen this brid/gerton allergy commercial?!
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a spraying snz followed by an innocent, "oh no, did I get you?"
an absurd question to ask when it's glaringly obvious that the answer is a resounding yes.
#cw: contagion#snzblr#snz prompts#snznario#malicious contagion#editing this to add - this could still be something as not-gross as an arm or something... a tiny bit of mist on an elbow#if you're particular about that stuff... because I certainly am
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I see your "someone is holding the tissues for their partner" and I raise you "their partner apologizes in advance for how messy it's going to be."
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thinking abt. handing a tissue to someone who's about to sneeze - but instead of just taking the tissue, they grab your hand and sneeze into the tissue while you're still holding it,,,,
#thank you for this omg#I needed new pondering material tonight 😅#hn tissue tag#thinking about pb and bm specifically...
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well I just took a screen recording of mar/chy doing a big snort and then hocking a loogie, so I've officially lost the plot when it comes to him
#brad m*rchand#I won't make a gif unless someone asks so if you want it you have to ask lol#one of those guys who makes me like stuff I wouldn't normally like
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I love when a sneeze reveals a character's inhuman strength or abilities. Especially when they're not one to flaunt their powers, DOUBLE esp if they're always trying to hide said powers.
#one of the best tropes of all time#I've loved tropes about powers for my entire life!#powers going haywire etc
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As this spring comes on with sudden bouts of heat, I am thinking of a person, who managed to catch a cold right before spring exploded around them, bringing sun and warm weather. So while everybody is outside wearing t-shirts, enjoying the rays of spring sunshine, our poor person is bundled up at home, shivering, although they are wearing their pajama top as well as a dressing gown. They are huddled on their couch, thick blanket around their shoulders, cup of tea in hand, sniffling their red nose into a tissue, declining various invitations of friends to join them for outdoor activities.
They feel lonely and left out, and secretly wish that someone - perhaps even a special someone they harbor feelings for - might come and check on them, because not only are they miserable, but they are lonely, too...
#this is hot#I saw a picture of a bed inside a book nook today and it's the perfect sunny cozy place for a scenario like this#or maybe they're stuck in bed but there's sunlight streaming through the windows... taunting them#illuminating mist from the snzs they can't quite manage to catch in the bundle they have in their hand#snz prompts#snznarios
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sneezing while hiding but you’re a snzfucker pressed between two people allergic to dust. The one in front of you sneezing so strongly that it’s stirring up more dust, which sets off the person pressed against your back. And you’re really trying not to absolutely rut against the legs pressed up against you, but it’s such a tight space and you can’t help but seek more pressure….
eventually the one in front (who is far too loud) needs to stifle into your chest to muffle the sound. You can’t help it anymore- you’re practically sitting on the thigh of the person behind you and it’s all too easy to lean into it. Now you’re having trouble muffling sounds of your own.
the person behind you doesn’t seem to mind. In fact, both of them figure it out pretty quickly and don’t seem to mind multitasking being quiet and helping you ;)
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Thinking about this post and I'm interested in scenarios where somebody accidentally causes their partner to get sick as a result of their requests or demands or something similar.
For example, Ed/die begs or guilts St/eve into going to one of his concerts (he's been to a million before but this one is special), and then of course it rains and St/eve gets soaked. Ed/die is fine because he's up on stage and the stage is covered. (Lots of suspension of disbelief is needed, but I don't care!)
The next morning, St/eve wakes up congested and sneezy as fuck, and Ed/die has to deal with the guilt and do his best to make it up to him.
#snznarios#snz prompts#st/eve ha/rrington#other ideas are welcome! I was going to A and B the prompt but with the whole concert thing I just went for it
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