A man wakes up with a terrible cold, and his wife, who happens to have the fetish, is thrilled.

He calls into work while they're fucking doggy style, the gorgeous expanse of her back laid out before him. A soft moan escapes her throat.

“Shhh, sweetheart. I’b on the phode," he says teasingly, waiting for his boss to pick up. The risk of having an audience is a dangerous thrill that pushes them both closer towards the edge.

"Hey, boss. Idt’s mbe." Hopefully his boss takes the dizzy lust in his voice for grogginess instead. A prickling itch builds in his sinuses, and he's unable to cover - one hand busy with the phone and the other wrapped around his wife's hip.

“I don’t… hah… I don’t thigg I-iihh – huh’AEESSSH’UH!”  The thick sneeze explodes in front of him, showering his wife's back with wetness. “I dodn’t thigg I cadn cobme in today.”

“Nng!" His wife stifles a breathy moan as best she can. He leans forward to wrap his wide hand gently over her mouth, feeling her hot breath moist against his palm. The tempo of his thrusts quickens, his hips stuttering with need.

“I thigk I just dneed to stay in bed all d-day. Hih… hih’ZZIISHH’iue!" Another harsh, heavy sneeze sprays over her, settling cool on her skin.

As much fun as this is, he needs to end the call quickly. He can tell she's already so close she can barely stand it -

Thinking about a man who isn't used to being taken care of coming down with an awful cold. He can't stop sneezing and coughing, he's got a fever, he's absolutely miserable, but he's still got work that needs to be done and others needs to put before his own. Eventually, someone (maybe a work crush/lover 👀) gently cups his cheeks and coos sympathetically, telling him that he should be in bed. He insists that he's alright, but can't help but lean into their touch. Crush/lover decides to just let him keep working, not wanting to push him too far out of his comfort zone, but offers cups of tea, tissues, medicine, and a bit of physical affection throughout the day. They convince him to let them take him home, and give him the most gentle care he's ever had; a warm bath, a soothing massage, some soup and tea, and of course, plentiful cuddles. He falls asleep to the sound of their steady heartbeat and their fingers in his hair, relieved to finally have someone who will help him even when he's sure he doesn't truly need it

Nothing like getting hyperfixated on a new character and burning through every sickfic you can find of them on the internet

my first post (plz be kind 😓)

This has been on my mind for a while, but I finally got the courage to post. A couple months ago I was talking to my friend who is in a theatre group. It was a couple days after a musical they had performed and she was ranting to me about how they were super stressed (more then usual) and how it was super hard to concentrate the day before the play. When I asked why, she said it was because one of her fellow actors could NOT stop sneezing. Apparently, this guy, an ACTOR, sneezes when he gets nervous. Like I didn’t even know this was a thing??!?? Like, she literally acted it out for me. She sat on the floor, knees drawn up, hands covering her face, and mimicked little chst-chst-chsts. She said he sneezed like 36 times before she left, annoyed.

but imagine this for any sort of performer; a musician, an actor, a singer, even a student giving a presentation. And everyone in their group/team is panicking because they have to go on in 5 minutes but one of their members is sneezing and sneezing and sneezing. And they have no idea how to stop them.

kabedon but they sneeze right after

"I don't--HATCHOO!--get sick!

"No, you're just invincible like that."

"Can I get you something, darling?"

"A new immude... snrh... systebb."

"Can I get you something realistic?"

"Uhhbnh..."

"Just ask, my love. If it's in my power to give you, I'll give it."

"A cuuuhhh... HUCHOUGHOOOoohoOo!"

"A cuddle? Coming right up."

Someone getting in bed to cuddle with their sick partner only to remember they have to do something important

“How are you feeling?”

“Better sndff now that you’re here.”

“Oh shit, I forgot to pick my little cousin up from school. I have to go.”

“…*salty* I don’t feel better anymore.”

Scenarios

Person A and Person B are on a date to a swimming pool. they've been planning for a while. But after a few minutes at the pool Person A sneezes, and the again a couple more times. B is concerned for their partner concerned they're sick but hiding it. But after a conversation with B, person A learns that B is not sick. But just sensitive to chlorine and gets sneezy every time you swim.

Person B is VERY photic, and A finds this hilarious. The two of them have been dating for ages, but A still does it to mess with B every once in a while. A and B are cuddling late at night, the room's dark and cozy. A gets an idea, they take their phone and turn on the flashlight and "accidentally" shines it into B's eyes. Causing a fit, making A burst into a fit of laughter and B whine adorably.

Person A is allergic to cats, but LOVES them. Person B gets so fed up because Person A will cuddle kittens and cats and love them so much and then Person B has to deal with Person A as they're sneezing like crazy

Person A and B both end up with a horrible cold after going to a winter festival together. So they are both taking care of each other, B is a huge baby when sick but A is very VERY sick but they know B is a dramatic baby so they try to hide it, but B knows them too well

B has just tried a new cologne/perfume and A has a reaction to it, but A discovers how cute/attractive B's sneeze is. And A is all flustered and B thinks it's cute.

I love it when someone begs another person not to snz. for whatever reason they're just - "no! wait - you can't! don't - !" while the snzy person just hitches helplessly, their dazed eyes fluttering shut, nostrils twitching -

Person A waking up with the sneezes and their partner, B, who has the kink, is still asleep next to them. Being the good, indulgent partner that they are, A wraps their arms around their sleeping darling's waist and snuggles in close to them, nuzzling their face into their neck before unleashing a few wet, messy sneezes, rubbing their nose on B's shoulder before sniffling thickly against the shell of their ear.

B stirs immediately when A's warm, stuffy breath hits their ear, and they shudder with desire. They mumble a 'good morning' to A, who responds by sneezing again into their shoulder. B allows themself a soft moan as they roll over in their partner’s arms to look at them.

A's nose is already pink and twitchy, and they've got mess running down their lips. They sneeze again, snot splattering onto B's face, relishing at how they moan again as they let out a couple irritated coughs.

B cups A's cheeks, feeling them for a fever as they lean in to press a tender kiss to their forehead. "Think this is allergies?" They ask, tilting their head as a small smile tugs at the corners of their lips. "Or are you coming down with a cold?"

A shrugs, sucking in another thick, soupy sniffle. They sneeze again, and again, and again, getting louder and more desperate with each one. They sniffle futilely, and cough a couple more times.

B hums, and dips two fingers into the mess pooling underneath A's nose, then pops their fingers into their own mouth, sucking on them as they stare at A. They roll over on top of A, then sit up, straddling their partner as they grind down on them, smirking at the way A's breath catches in their throat before they let out another sneeze. B leans in, locking their lips together in a heated kiss before pulling away again to lap up the mess on A's upper lip, coaxing out a few more sneezes that spray directly into their mouth. "I guess we're about to find out," they purr, beginning to strip down.

Brain rot:

An absolute golden retriever jock hitching desperately and then sneezing into the collar of his shirt

Picture this:

Character A is sick and feverish, being able to do nothing but lay in bed, and they have nothing better to do (and are secretly worried about A) Character B is sitting beside them, reading a book or smth. Problem is, A is too talkative and B doesn’t want them to wear their voice out. So B sings a song from their childhood, (albeit begrudgingly because they usually don’t sing) and somehow, it really comforts A. They never knew this tender side of B existed. A falls asleep before the song ends, a small smile on their face

A is by-the-book professional in a dreadful state of cold. B comes across them taking cold medicine.

"Write down the time and dose," B cautions.

A looks back at B, affronted.  "I'bm not an anbnarchist," they say, sniffling into a tissue.

I've just sniffled and sneezed 3 times ??!

Like didn't sniff, chinkinni or pepper or dust, no. Just sniffling the air... the AIR.

“Be bight as well be in bisery togebber.”

“I coulbbu’t agree dore- uh – uhcho!”