nobodybetterlookatme
a snz blog I guess 😔
She/they, 21. Fair warning, I'll follow from my main so if you see me spam reblog from you and then a normal looking blog follows you it's just me
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Congested moans are so underrated. After a sneeze, after a nose blow, sometimes just by themselves with nothing else attached to them. Just letting you know how congested and miserable the person is.
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someone holding back a sneeze while trying to say they’re catching a cold/caught a cold
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Your whump word(s) of the day
"Why don't you go lay down for a bit?"
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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
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Congested moans are so underrated. After a sneeze, after a nose blow, sometimes just by themselves with nothing else attached to them. Just letting you know how congested and miserable the person is.
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Love showing my OCs to my friend and telling her the lore and having her look at me like 😒👀 bc I make them miserable for no reason
#not snz#but she knows about it#it's so funny bc she loves whump and hurt with no comfort#but then she watches me beat the shit out of my little guys and she's like why would you do that to them#also she clocks them in the most mundane ways i love to see it#'he looks like he smokes a six pack a day' HE DOES#'they would probably like plants a little too much' THEY DO#maybe I'm just predictable like that lmao
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I just want a pretty, needy, wet cat of a man to sniffle up to me, hold me tight and put his big, sensitive nose in time-out between my titties.
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So I was complaining about how I'm lowkey dying a little bit to my person, and not only did they bully me about it and tell me to incorporate the experience into a fic, they followed it up with "would it help if I sneezed for you?". Like excuse you. How dare you. Yes it would
#kinda snz#like bro i am Suffering And Dying don't say that to me#they didn't actually sneeze but it's the thought that counts#my entire body hurts so bad#and I've gotten less than four hours of sleep a night for several days straight#and i had an interview early today so i was dying#but my person let me be dramatic about it so there's that#I'm so soft rn lmao#illegal of them to live so far away actually
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having really fucked up kinks is actually just a really fun time btw
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I really like tired sneezes. Like "oh honey come rest with me and let me hold you until you fall asleep" sneezes.
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Gotta love finding out that entirely too many of your coworkers have a thing for you 🙃
#not snz#is it bc i was the only woman they regularly interact with#is that where the bar is at bc that's what it feels like#I'm average looking at best okay like I'm not someone anyone looks at twice#i love my coworkers dearly but man what the fuck#i was talking with one of them and we were just having casual conversation#and i mentioned something about the guy there who liked me#bc i knew of him bc he literally asked me out#but then this dude proceeds to list several names trying to guess which guy i was talking about#like excuse the fuck out of me i thought there was only the one dude#how are you gonna tell me that there are several#who i still work with#bc the guy who asked me out got picked up by a different agency so he's been gone#but like man all those other dudes are still here#this feels actually illegal#idk what i even did to make them like me it's not like i have a great personality#time to forget that i heard all of that and just go about business as usual lmao
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snz asks two
once again, inspired by @snotslime‘s fun snz ask meme things!
🚿 - do you enjoy your friends’ sneezes or do they just not register for you (or, worse, gross you out)?
🚕 - choose a type of transportation to witness a snz on/in
🦄 - describe the sneeziest person you’ve ever met
📺 - would you prefer to see your favorite actor having a sneezing fit during an interview, or have a well-done sick episode/chapter involving your favorite character?
💦 - has someone ever accidentally sneezed on you?
🙊 - have you ever accidentally sneezed on someone else?
⏳ - what is the longest sneezing fit you’ve ever had? (in terms of number of sneezes, or duration of the fit, up to you!) what caused it?
👀 - what is the longest sneezing fit you’ve ever witnessed?
😳 - what is your cringiest sneeze related memory?
🔥 - has a person’s snz ever significantly changed your level of attraction to them? (negatively or positively)
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15 Sneeze Asks🤧
1. What things make you sneeze? (can be allergies, inducers that work, illness, etc.)
2. How often do you sneeze?
3. How often do you blow your nose?
4. Do you like to induce yourself? If so, how often do you do so?
5. Do you have a sneezing pattern? (ex. you always sneeze 3 times)
6. What makes you sneeze more, colds, allergies, or inducing?
7. If someone gets off to your content, would you wanna know?
8. Are you open to people requesting content?
9. Are you interested in sneeze roleplaying?
10. Do you prefer sneeze fics or sneeze wavs?
11. Do you prefer masculine or feminine sneezes?
12. What is your favorite kind of sneeze? (harsh, wet, stifled, kittenish, etc.)
13. How much mess is too much mess?
14. Where’s the best place to be sneezed on?
15. Do you have any other kinks?
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“you sound like you’re getting a cold” voiced in the form of an outstretched glass of emergen-c and a reply of assent in the form of accepting it & taking a long sip
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feeling very tender about holding an incredibly sick, cold ridden person against your chest. smooth fingers of one hand running through their hair, a tissue in the other hand ready to catch any sneezes that comes. only soft touches, gentle kisses sprinkled over the top of the sickie’s head, over their temples and cheeks. whispering sweet words of comfort against their hair every time they sneeze. hitchy stifles into the tissue that you put over their nose every time you can hear their breath change.
“I’ve got you sweetheart”
“Oh that was a big one, it sounded like it hurt. Poor thing”
“Just let them out baby, don’t worry. I’m right here”
“Oh bless you honey”
“Bless you, again? Aw baby. I’m right here. Bless you”
pulling them closer, cradling them in your arms as they whimper in between sneezes, wiping their nose as they sniffle helplessly against your chest, some weak tears falling down their cheeks at the misery of their situation.
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real life photo of the "contagion lover" guy after somebody coughs near them on the bus:
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