found this old meme again while looking at old art i posted on discord and just-
I JUST HAD TO EDIT IT CUZ THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I IMAGINE ESAU EVERY FUCKIN TIME SOMEONE DECIDES TO BE A CHILD WHEN MEETING THEIR SERVANTS AND I'M WHEEZING
Who is he? No, seriously. He's not supposed to be here. He just showed up one day and said he's "Jyushimatsu."
I present, dear Tumblr, something I like to call "hyper-specific, self-indulgent shitpost that only I will find funny." I command you all to revel in the cringe with me.
I've been getting back into Osomatsu-san very hard, and Poppy Playtime's Smiling Critters still hold my attention at gunpoint.
So, naturally, Jyushimatsu is now part of the Smiling Critters cartoon. How did he get there? Jyushimatsu. How will he fit in with the others? He'll figure it out.
Wednesday: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Enid: ...I did. I broke it.
Wednesday: No. No you didn't. Yoko?
Yoko: Don't look at me. Look at Bianca.
Bianca: What?! I didn't break it.
Yoko: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Bianca: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Yoko: Suspicious.
Bianca: No it's not!
Xavier: If it matters, probably not, but Ajax was the last one to use it.
Ajax: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Xavier: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ajax: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Xavier!
Enid: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Wednesday.
Wednesday: No! Who broke it!?
Bianca: Wednesday… Eugene’s been awfully quiet.
Eugene: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Wednesday: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Okay but do you remember the inversion?
Spoilers,
the part where Kody was hoarding a spot and encountered Damien and Huxley?
This is me ranting to my friend abt it while listening
what makes it even better is that this was before Huxley and Damien became canon
Finding mild hilarity in seeing “ace” in my bio but then my simp-ass postings that lean horny-on-main-esque
Like no you don’t understand I’m sensually and artistically simping
Y’all can read it sexually Idc but for *me* I’m here for ~vibes~ I’m here for ~stims~ I’m here for ~too much time spent in an art classroom~
I’m gonna study his body like it’s my final exam for life because it’s fucking pleasing to stare at and daydream scenarios but I’m not automatically ripping off my pants but also like idk maybe if he asked
sun grabed a random object he didnt know what it was, it was small so maybe a bottle or can, and threw it at eclipse. he expected eclipse to curse at him, or yell or something but he didn't, he just started crying. he was crying and tearfully explaining how he didn't mean to scare sun he was just trying to ask if he was ok.
sun was confused, he asked if this was solar flare. eclipse shoke his head.he then asked if this was eclipse, eclipse shoke his head no. sun scanned eclipse and it said eclipse but not the main eclipse. it was a eclipse back up, well it was basically a blank elipse backup, since it showed his memory has been peremenetly wiped. sun was now just buffering a bit while "eclipse" was still crying, sun then snapped back into reality and calms "eclipse" down. "eclipse" once he's calmed down asks why sun was cying.
sun explaind shakily, starting to cry again. once he's done explaining he starts scratching his arms to the point of bleeding and shaking, whispering "I'm a monster" over and over again. "eclipse" hugs sun and gets sun to stop scratching himself, he holds and comforts him. rocking him softly and shhing him. once sun calms down he asks "eclipse" a few questions.
they're mainly so "eclipse" can join the family. like "do you like your body?" and "do you feel more like a he/him or a she/her?". they were weird questions, hell it felt weird for sun to ask them, but he got his answers. he then looked around that back room for a spare body, he found a spare body of his model and showed it to "eclipse". once it got "eclipses" approval he some how transfers "eclipses" ai to the new body. you can thank youtube for the tutorials/j.
he then finds some fitting clothes for the body, he finds a pastel sky blue ruffly shirt, with clouds on it, and for pants, a pastel dark blue with stars on it. now it was time for a new name. since "Eclipse" said he'd go by he/they/she pronouns. it was gonna be difficult finding a name. but after a small bit of looking, the name eris was decided on.
sun then walked out of the closet, holding erises hand. suddenly he's stopped by moon and lunar, who are asking who the new animatronic is. sun knows he cant tell lunar the truth about eris being a eclipse "back up" so he just refers to eris as eris and then drags moon away leaving eris and lunar alone.
moon asks sun why hes acting all weird and sun explains erises background. moon thinks then realizes, back when killcode was dorment moon had perma wiped a computer. and eclipse said he was being stored in a computer mainly, that must be why eris is blank. moon was gonna say they should get rid of eris but knowing suns already in a hectic state of mind agrees to let eris stay.
meanwhile lunar is talking to eris and mainly just thinks eris is a fresh new ai. so he explains a lot of stuff to them. eris is overjoyed to be learning all this new stuff, they find that they really like plushies and baking. lunar then offers to bake some cookies with eris and eris replies with a happy "i'd love to"
sun later jumps into the conversation and ask to join, and both eris and lunar say ofcourse. they then bake some cookies and have a grand old time.
so, looks like we have a new friend at the pizza plex, this can only go well [i say trying not to sound sarcastic cause i'm not]
[yeah i know the gif don't relate to the fic but i be running out of ides]
i cant wait to go in depth about eris and her personality in the next entry :D
part uno - part dos - part tres - part quatro -part cinco
[yes its in spanish cause i'm trying to be clever idk]
UR TAG FOR JINKOOK IS GENERATION GAP DJFJDJDJFJFJF PLS HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN IT BEFORE
YES INDEED IT IS ADSAJFHSDF THE BEST THING IS THEY WERE THE ONES THAT CAME UP WITH IT THEMSELVES WHEN THEY PAIRED UP IN NOW 2 LMAO IT JUST STUCK ON ME EVER SINCE
Thinking about that time my friend group invited an ex friend that hadn't been in contact for years, and when she saw me with my girlfriend she said "I'm glad you're finally out of the closet"
Girl, I have been out for ten fucking years, just because I didn't want to date you doesn't mean I was pretending to be straight.