The legend says it rains when the Hydro Dragon weeps...

A little sketch of Remus being all cute and cozy

POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom

Miles Kane talking to his mum on the phone after meeting his childhood hero Roberto Baggio ⚽️♥️

What a plot twist you were. [x]

the most recent ask from 🐯 anon got me thinking thoughts... what about all of those at the same time? :P

leon coming home from work while you're sitting lazily on the couch, so he comes and sits between your thighs. at first hes watching your show with you, however when you rest your head on his shoulder you realize that hes so squirmy ..? in the end he tells you that was just soo pent up all day at work today but was too embarrassed to tell you!! how cute!!

so, like any good partner would do, of course you tease him saying how hes so naughty thinking of you all day while trying to do his job? wooow what a whore <3. but of course he's your whore, so he ends up with his pants + boxers off shirt unbuttoned hands ALL over his chest. soon enough you're jerking him off without even moving from your original seat (bc leon :( i'm just so tired from waiting for you all night D: OHHHH LAWWWDDD SEDATE ME)

does this even make sense? idk its my late night ramblings again... - 🐞

(loved the brittany broski reference from the last ask btw LOL she's literally the spokeswoman of being insane over fictional men)

OH GOOD GOD YOU ALWAYS KILL ME!!!

wahhh sitting on the couch w him resting against your chest after a long day :( hes so needy but doesn’t know how to say it. fidgets in your arms, nuzzles his cheek against yours until you finally ask why he’s moving so much. he’s still shy to admit it but then he feels your hands slide beneath his shirt and up his waist and soon you’re playing with his nipples :( you definitely won’t get a straight answer out of him now, the only noise he can make is a sharp inhale through gritted teeth while you pinch and thumb them. he’s nearly forgotten all about his day or what even happened before being in your lap like this—that is, until your hands fall away from his chest. suddenly he can talk again, but only to beg; i couldn’t—i couldn’t stop thinking about you today. please, just wanna feel good. want you to make me feel good, please please please.

soon you’re lifting his shirt overhead and slipping off his pants and now he’s fucking naked. the feeling of your clothes on his back only serves as a reminder of just how embarrassing this is and leon’s secretly grateful he’s not facing you otherwise you’d see just how hot his face feels. it only grows worse when you’re whispering in his ear, asking him to show you what he was fantasizing about all day. that’s when he’ll guide your hand down to his cock, lets you feel how it’s leaking and throbbing and aches so damn much. ‘s been like this all day he whines. thought about you sitting on my face and it wouldn’t go away. he’s so impatient too, humping himself in your palm, hand holding yours as he guides you to jerk him off :( and who would you be to not start pumping him slowly, licking his neck, and telling him what a pretty slut he is for being horny all day :( he can’t help but whimper at that but he can’t even complain because this exactly what he wanted! all he can do is clutch your wrist sooo tight as you jerk him off. he won’t stop squirming and cums so fucking much when you wrap an hand around his neck and squeeze <33 he just wants to be your boytoy </3

Listing things about s6 of supernatural ( thus far ) that are too different and make me want to die ( in no particular order)

1. Sam

2. DEAN NOT HAVING HIS NECKLACE COME THE FUCK ON

3. Sam’s car ( rip )

4. A YEAR? A YEAR?

5. Dean being rusty

6. A YEAR? A FUCKING YEAR?

7. No ghost ☹️

8. Not really on theme but seeing Sam shirtless for like 2 minutes make me uncomfortable. Men being sexy always oog me (im gay)

9.A YEAR.

10. Their extended family

11. SAM. Who is this man???????

12. A YEAR???? A FUCKING YEAR?

13. THE NECKLACE ARJGH

14. Sam and Dean feel off because Sam feels off

15. A YEAR?

Uhhh but yeah besides that its seeming to be good. Kinda burnt out on the angels and demons, i crave ghost!!! Also the scooby doo ep. I need the scooby doo ep

i will stand by this till the day i die.

Robert Carlyle as Mr Gold The Serpent of Eden in Once Upon A Time 1x02 "The Thing You Love Most"

hey have u guys read the fic bandit queens of the mont satiné shopping mall. (shaking through tears) i think u should. join me in my insanity <3

Sir… Please… Like Come On How Is Someone Allowed To Be So Fucking Gorgeous?! I Love This Man So Much He Just Makes Me Feel Things…

Like… He’s Just So Damn Fine! How Can Someone Be So Fucking Perfect And So Beautiful?!

He Really Is…

❤️🥵🔥

and i think to myself: augh what a wonderful world

(commission by @radrezi )

hey btw sekiro dubi was able to decrypt the dialogue IDs of all the dialogue audio files of elden ring (the actual filenames of the files seemed to be just random numbers that didn't seem to contain any information, but turns out they were just encrypted somehow), and those decrypted dialogue IDs include the talkID number of the character that the line belongs to!

so what about it? well, you know those three pieces of unused, miquella-related dialogue that we suspected were mohg's, but couldn't know for sure because those lines aren't listed in the talkmsg file which lists all the used dialogue in the game (and some, but not all, unused dialogue as well)? they have the talkID of 209, which is mohg's talkID! so the lines "stay away from my great lord", "to the nurturing chalice of miquella the empyrean" and "the rebirth of miquella the empyrean draws close" really are mohg's!

havent read tbc but i think its so funny how shadowsight seems to be popular to the people i follow just because “the narrative treats him like all the female characters do so hes an honorary girlie”