Patreon request for Sun and Moon!
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'Now one more cup of coffee and I must attend to my calculus, nearly always a difficult subject.'
'So you have suddenly taken to the calculus?' cried Jack. 'How very glad I am - amazed - quite stunned. By just calculus I take it you mean the differential rather than the infinitesimal? If I can be of any help...'
'You are very good, my dear,' said Stephen, putting down his cup and rising, 'but I mean the vesical calculus, no more: what is commonly known as a stone in the bladder, the utmost reach of my mathematics. I must be away.'
'Oh,' said Jack, feeling oddly dashed.
The Commodore by Patrick O'Brian
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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hey rb this and assign prev what pokemon they'd be if they were turned into one mystery dungeon style
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and on that note can people please be a little more mindful about the shit they say and do concerning stalking because it is wildly terrifying how people treat the subject sometimes
you have no idea how many times ive seen someone just openly admit to obsessively stalking someone they don't like and justifying it to themselves and nobody bats an eye. i cannot believe the amount of people- hell, people i've been close to even- just completely normalizing this extremely traumatizing experience and brushing it off..?
i can tell you as a victim of a very mild form of stalking that it was literally the worst experience of my life. what you think is just you looking on their page to like make fun of them occasionally is, on the victim's side, very often something that is so impossibly terrifying that it turns your entire world upside down and makes it so nowhere can ever be really safe again. years later i still live with the effects of what is, again, considered mild stalking.
check yourself. correct that behavior. just fucking grow up and leave them alone. even outside of whatever that person did to deserve it in your eyes, you're better off not obsessing over them anyways and not subjecting yourself to someone who consistently makes you angry enough to do that.
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expectantly holds out hand. give me ur art. NOW
thx <3!
Here is some art I was working on at the art crawl this weekend!
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my video game opinion is that every characters should wear more clothes.. except for the fat guy, keep him naked
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Been a while since fem!Henry so
hmmm
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If you learn anything in that town, it's that blood is hard to clean off. Try and get some off your cheek, and suddenly, it's everywhere. Like grief, it stains.
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i heard it was your birthday recently.............. happy birthday georgie!!!!
heres oscar with a little bit of blood
omfg I'm gonna fucking explode, imma eat it then implode.
this is fucking immaculate mate i love it so fucking much
i legit squealed, you captured him perfectly ahhhh. absolutely made my week.
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My friend got me to take this test and now I'm offering it to all of you. I find some of the questions a bit loaded but ah well.
D&D alignment test
Once you've done it, please tell me your results for alignment and class here!
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