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theslowesthnery · 8 hours
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someone on a certain anonymous imageboard just called morgott's sword "morgott's CSGO knife skin" and i'm kinda losing it a little
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theslowesthnery · 10 hours
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The great thing about canon giving you only vague details about a character is the fact that you can take that character to the Build-A-Blorbo workshop and stuff them with whatever headcanons your little heart desires.
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theslowesthnery · 12 hours
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Pig #1: *Wakes up*
Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea
Pig #3: Let's run around Mama
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theslowesthnery · 2 days
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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it
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theslowesthnery · 2 days
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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat
After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.
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theslowesthnery · 2 days
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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain
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theslowesthnery · 2 days
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meanwhile miquella is a beautiful lady oscar-esque prince.........
Yeah, the moment I saw you mentioned seeing Mohg in a pretty pink princess gown, I kinda had to... 😋
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HIMS
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theslowesthnery · 2 days
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Yeah, the moment I saw you mentioned seeing Mohg in a pretty pink princess gown, I kinda had to... 😋
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HIMS
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theslowesthnery · 2 days
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I'm gonna say it.
It's unhinged to assume that someone's taste in fiction equates to what they believe is moral or good, or is something they want to see or experience in real life.
That is a bonkers assumption to make.
I'm tired of humoring people with long arguments about it when the simple fact is it is a totally fucking absurd reach to accuse someone who enjoys something in fiction of being in favor of it in real life.
I'm tired of pretending like this is a legitimate position to hold-- that they should be afraid of fiction's dire influence on a reader's moral decay or that it's a sign of what the author secretly wants for realsies in real life.
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theslowesthnery · 3 days
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An old man walked by and called him "a beauty"
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theslowesthnery · 3 days
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theslowesthnery · 3 days
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Consider sunglasses or one of those snow blindness protection visors for Mohg
you mean these?
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theslowesthnery · 3 days
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oh you just had to bring my favourite disney movie into this 😂
the erdtree's light is harsh and pitiless, without warmth or love, exposing every weakness and imperfection to be cruelly judged. miquella's light, meanwhile, is gentle and inviting. warm in a way mohg has never felt before. it envelops him like a loving embrace, and makes him forget that he is a wretched, impure creature that has no place in the light, even if for a moment. makes him believe that perhaps even someone such as he could be loved. perhaps it's only delusion, but it's a delusion mohg does not want to let go of.
and he thinks of morgott, thinks of how despite his brother's adoration for the erdtree and its blinding, ever-present light, he still loathes himself and all his kind, still has no love for himself, still believes himself unworthy of any and all good things, and mohg decides then that the erdtree's light and miquella's light are nothing alike.
Man, I've made jests in the past about Mohg not having the best vision - particularly in brightly lit areas.
Ignoring the horn gouging out one of his eyes.
His eye is sensitive to light, having spent a good majority living in the underground. Like, he'll look at the Erdtree and just SQUINT, and be all, like...
"... Morgott. Bro. How can you live with this thing?"
But then there's Miquella who is just...
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Grossly Incandescent.
Which also comes to the heartbreaking(or hilarious depending on who you ask 😒) notion: after trying for so long, he can't even look upon Miquella.
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theslowesthnery · 3 days
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And now I'm picturing this situation of, like... Mohg wanting nothing more than to see his beloved. Even if it means blinding himself.
But Miquella can't allow Mohg to do so... Because he can't bear the thought of Mohg harming himself.
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... Perhaps there is some sort of workaround. Miquella telling Mohg to keep his eye shut. And he takes Mohg's hand, allowing him to feel his face. To paint that image in his mind.
... And then Miquella takes a moment to kiss Mohg while his eye is shut, or he's blindfolded.
Or maybe Miquella is capable of dimming himself.
I. Have. Many. Thoughts.
maybe miquella can dim himself, or maybe mohg just slowly gets used to his brightness, now that he actually has a reason to want to (unlike with the erdtree). but the thought of mohg being okay with the idea of going blind - he's used to the darkness, after all - while miquella worries about it and doesn't want it to happen is Very Cute to me :'3 miquella worrying about mohg's wellbeing and preferring mohg not look at him than him going blind, yet mohg being perfectly fine with going blind if that's the price to pay for looking at miquella.
and uough i'm so weak for the whole feeling-someone's-face-while-blinded thing 😭 mohg's hands are large and monstrous, his skin rough and hardened, and his claws sharp - he could crush miquella's head with minimal effort. yet miquella feels no fear, and mohg's touch is so gentle, downright reverent. miquella kisses the rough pad of a finger as it passes over his lips.
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theslowesthnery · 3 days
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see i've thought a lot about this, it's a thing i would love to include in fic if i could write: how the erdtree's brightness is probably unbearable to mohg, someone who's lived underground his whole life (and who's very much aware that the damn thing is a symbol of the order that oppresses his kind), and yet miquella's luminescence (either literal or just like. mohg seeing him for the first time in the shunning grounds and his beauty and purity being practically luminous in the darkness of the sewers) draws him in like a moth. perhaps this is how morgott feels about the erdtree, mohg thinks when he realizes that he considers going blind a small price to pay to be able to look at miquella.
(i'm being super mega cringe right now but also there's this children's song in finland called päivänsäde ja menninkäinen (the sunbeam and the goblin) which tells of a sunbeam - unable to live in the darkness of the night - and a goblin - unable to live in the light of the day - coming across each other during nightfall, and the goblin falling in love with the sunbeam. the lyrics of the second verse are roughly: "they gazed at each other, and the goblin felt a strange flame in his chest. he said: 'you burn my eyes, but i have never seen anything more lovely in my life. it's fine if your shine blinds me, it's good to live in the dark. come with me and i will show you a way to my home cave, and take you as my beloved.'" the sunbeam, unable to survive in the darkness, of course gently refuses and leaves. and because i'm a super cringe loser, all i can think of is mohg and miquella when i think about that song :') the finnish metal band lordi also wrote a song inspired by the children's song, called my heaven is your hell, and that's also very mohg/miquella to me)
Man, I've made jests in the past about Mohg not having the best vision - particularly in brightly lit areas.
Ignoring the horn gouging out one of his eyes.
His eye is sensitive to light, having spent a good majority living in the underground. Like, he'll look at the Erdtree and just SQUINT, and be all, like...
"... Morgott. Bro. How can you live with this thing?"
But then there's Miquella who is just...
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Grossly Incandescent.
Which also comes to the heartbreaking(or hilarious depending on who you ask 😒) notion: after trying for so long, he can't even look upon Miquella.
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theslowesthnery · 3 days
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English added by me :)
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theslowesthnery · 4 days
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i mean it's always worth a try 😉
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