I love the duality of Batman. There are so many flavors and all of them are fabulous. We have *drumroll*
Exhausted father figure ☕️☕️☕️
✨HIMBO✨ ditzy shenanigans Brucie Wayne
Emo feral racoon disaster man. An absolute wet cat but also THE saddest little meowmeow 🦝
Vague shadowy shape that defies the laws of physics but friendly??? Can hold snacks and robins????
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I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?? 💅✨💵
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Wants to fight Lex Luthor in the most petty passive aggressive way he can. Thinks he wants to fight Clark. Emotions are intense. Extreme focus. But emotions?? *nodding* Must be fight. What else would it be
Wine aunt. 🍷 would go out to rant with Harley solo or with whatever group she’s with (likely dear Pamela…though Diana is thoroughly confused when she happens to come the same day he does….up to interpretation as to whether it’s with the Bat or Bruce)
To be very clear, he has the same general disdain/ quasi-hatred for Hal Jordan in all of them.
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itto getting unsolicited advice from shinobu the day after she catches the two of you making out one night. (this is just a dumb idea that popped into my head uninvited, please humor me...)
shinobu, subtly looking at itto's hands: boss, please tell me you're planning on trimming your nails soon.
itto: they're claws, not nails! how many times do i have to remind you, shinobu?
shinobu: *sighs* fine. please tell me you're going to trim your claws soon.
itto: pfsshh! of course not! why would i do that?
shinobu: uhh...aren't you and y/n...you know...
itto, genuinely clueless: ...aren't we what?
shinobu: *groans* you know...
itto: what?
shinobu: *does the finger-in-the-hole gesture* you know...?
itto, face flushing to match his horns: *grabs her hands to stop her from doing the gesture and whisper yells* SHINOBU!
shinobu: *deadpans* well, aren't you?
itto, unable to make eye contact with his deputy: m-m-m-maybe?
shinobu: then for the love of the archons, trim your nai- claws!
itto: but why?
shinobu: *facepalms*
shinobu: put it this way, boss. at least trim just these two. *holds up her well-manicured middle and ring fingers*
itto: *furrowed eyebrows slowly rising with realization* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
itto: ...but why?
shinobu: OH MY GODS. listen, itto...
itto: ...what happened to 'boss'?
shinobu: ...i'm talking to you as your friend right now. if you have long nail- claws...and put your fingers inside her vagina, it could seriously hurt her if you don't know what you're doing...
itto: oh, right. yeah, you just have to be really careful and angle your wrist so that you're rubbing her g-spot with the pads of your fingers. let me know if you ever need me to give you any pointers. hehe, get it? pointers?
shinobu, covering her eyes in abject embarrassment: gods, shut UP, itto!
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Thought of a cute Hazbin au idea. What if it wasn't Alastor who first approached the hotel in the pilot... but Rosie? And of course she'll drag Alastor along. Let's forget about that 7 year disappearance and jsut say he was crashing on her couch like a lazy cat for this and she wants him to help the hotel as payment for letting him crash there
I'm so so sorry the only thing I focused on was "he was crashing on her couch like a lazy cat" bc I love it 😭
I wonder where he lived before crashing at the hotel? Maybe he had a cute little appartement at cannibal town who knows. But I like to think he used to be Rosie's roomate eheh
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ty lee is by far the most underrated atla character imo. as far as minor principal players, it’s easy to disregard her as the least fleshed out fire nation kid, the most underdeveloped. her role as a foil to any of the main characters is vague, and many people just assume she’s there to bring some sort of levity and humor to azula’s plotline. she’s dismissed as the pretty ditzy girl, or even (shudders) “the bimbo.” but when you actually make the effort to consider what we do see of her, to extrapolate from her few yet crucial scenes anything regarding her underlying motivations, you quickly realize that one of the most layered, multifaceted, compelling, intriguing, ambiguous, and perhaps even straight up insane characters in the entire show has been hiding in plain sight all along. and also that that’s the entire point.
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