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nerdieforpedro · 5 months

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challenge -> you’re starring in a movie with the last person you saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title.

I was tagged by @fhatbhabie @dameron-grant-spector @iamasaddie and @joelslegalwhre

Ya’ll know I’ll participate in these. They’re fun. 😄

You know, I bought Kit Kats when I went to the store today to pick up my meds today. Maybe I can write a soft Dieter. This seems like a soft sticky Dieter. 🍯 🥰

Note: I am playing around in Canva too much. 🤣

No pressure tags: @saturn-rings-writes @laurfilijames @i-own-loki @megamindsecretlair @perotovar @pamasaur @trulybetty @musings-of-a-rose

#pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #dieter bravo #challenge #i was tagged #but I might have another WIP out of this #I do like honey

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ddejavvu · 1 year

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Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with/understand their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

#you’re so welcome to your opinions but like #if you just vehemently loathe all pet names then what are we supposed to do #and it wasn’t like one person said honey one person said baby etc #it was like EVERYONE said EVERY pet name all at once #whatever it makes me nauseous to think that everyone has this secret vendetta against pet names so I’m just #going to pretend I never saw it and hope no one feels compelled to unfollow at the sight of ‘sweetheart’

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thenearsightedmicroraptor · 1 year

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Seen a lot of posts about people coming into your notifications out of nothing and liking your entire blog, but here's a shoutout to the people who do Not follow you, who appear out of nowhere, reblog One (1) post that you are Not the op of, and then you never see them again. Where did you come from girl.

#EDITED bc I think this one goes on ppls recommended pages now #HEY GUYS the question in this post is rhetorical ! i don't actually care. you can stop telling me honeys its ok #i like the mystery. i don't needta know everything #also when i say shoutout. i mean it. i love you guys i am not annoyed. you're all wonderful. keep doing you.#posts by ME #tumblr #like ... you didn't find the post thru tags because I just reblogged it #i made no addition. how did you find me #be free you majestic creatures I'm glad I got to witness you in passing #how tf tho.#did you look at my blog but only one post made the cut. amazing. i love you.

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st-hedge · 1 year

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Give the king a moment he just woke up

#legend of zelda #ganondorf #tears of the kingdom #loz: totk #Ganon honey sweetie I respect u so much I’m sorry for objectifying u #but when I see a handsome man built like a brick house #all rational thought leaves my quarter of a brain cell #whenever I opened the reference pic I forgot what I was doing #I wish I was kidding #I just think that MEN

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dandylion-s · 10 months

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something i can appreciate about the witcher is that the world of it is authentically grimy. Geralt is always streaked with viscera. Jaskier's hair is always greasy. Villages are always muddy. Even the elves are fucking filthy. Everyone except Yennefer who is serving medieval fantasy cunt 24x7

#like yes honey wear couture to a battle #hair perfectly wavy makeup perfect #everyone else has like one outfit they wear throughout the show and this bitch is out here doing paris fashion week #yennefer of vengerberg #like she understands that survival isn't as important as serving and that's why i love her #the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher season 3

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braisedhoney · 10 months

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the fundamental problem

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filibusterfrog · 1 year

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What do the eye sizes mean for Monty? Is it like a cat? I don’t know that much about birds

#monty tag #croaks #this probably applies to all birds but male ekkies have a two-toned iris thats black around the pupil #(the pinning probably applies to all birds the two toned iris is probably an evolutionary thing to woo the ladies #so its really really obvious when theyre pinning #i think some types of birds of paradise do something similar where it looks like theyll change the colour of their eyes #when actually theyre just pinning really quickly #gotta get those sweet honeys

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sunshineboy-greer-collins · 1 month

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seeing, perceiving, eye contact

nsfw!! if you’re a minor don’t read this.

cw: exhibitionism with Guy and Gavin, orgasm denial mentioned with Sam, ‘puppy’ used as a petname with Ash, and obviously very explicit!

Milo fucking Sweetheart and when they look away from him, he gently holds their chin, turning their face towards him again “Come on, sweetheart, let me see those pretty eyes of yours”

David fucking Angel in front of a mirror so they can see themself and every time they look away, David will stop moving until they look at themself in the mirror again “Look in the mirror and see how beautiful you are Angel”

Honey sitting in a chair and just watching Guy while he masturbates, instructing him on how fast to move his hand and the like, giving him praise and calling him desperate when he starts begging for their touch “Honeyyy, stop just looking at me and do something! Pleasee”

Asher sitting on the floor between Baaabe legs, looking up them while they gently cup his cheek, as he begs to give them oral, and they tell him to wait like a good puppy “Please, baaabe, I will be good, I promise! Please let me make you cum”

Gavin who fucks Freelancer against a window after cloaking the two of them so that no one would actually see them, but whenever someone looks at the window Gavin will still go “You see that deviant? They’re looking at you and how fucked out you look right now…”

Darlin’ who asked Sam to try orgasm control and now, after being denied multiple times is nothing but a whining, moaning mess that doesn’t know how to form a sentence “You can look at me all you want with those pleadin’ eyes of yours, Darlin’. I’m not gonna let you cum unless you use your words.”

Porter who, even though he isn’t looking at them, is well aware that they are looking at him “You know, Treasure, just because i’m reading doesn’t mean i can’t feel your eyes on me and you practically squirming in your place… you looking to do something, dear?”

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thebibliosphere · 7 months

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Vague memories from last night of telling someone, cringing in on myself as I said it, “yeah, I’m not a TikTok author, I’m a Tumblr author” then having to explain that the reason for Hunger Pangs being a success is because it is possible to be ‘popular’ on Tumblr, it just doesn’t mean what popularity means on other social media sites.

And then going on a rant about how I don’t want to be a TikTok author because despite being several shades of mentally unwell I have enough self-preservation to not throw myself at the mercy of an algorithm to ensure I can afford to pay my bills and hey, Shana, if you’re out there I am so, so sorry but after a night of being asked “oh you’re an author? What’s your TikTok handle?” I couldn’t take it anymore.

Thanks for listening and not outright laughing.

#of course none of this would happen #if mothman didn’t keep correcting me when I reply ‘I’m a writer/editor’ when people ask what I’m doing #like honey I know your proud #but plz #plz stop introducing me as ‘bestselling author’

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the-crooked-library · 4 months

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upon my rewatch of season 6 of BTVS I gotta be real here. say what you will abt Mayor Wilkins but he would NEVER have left his murder daughter to struggle alone with debts and a sister. he’d be like “sweetie you own real estate that people live in, why are you working a minimum wage job?.. come now I am going to teach you the most useful evil skill you’ll ever learn, it’s called Being a Landlord” and then pay all her bills and make her drink her milk bc calcium is important

#buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #BTVS season 6 #it would be So funny but also Buffy deserves to have HELP yknow #mayor Wilkins would probably try to set her up with spike also #spike is a simp from 1854 the mayor would be like ah yes finally a proper gentleman. have her home by 11 she has work in the morning #furthermore: ‘Dawn honey we can’t have you skipping school. education is an investment in your future #however if you do want to learn how to steal properly why don’t I take you to work with me today. we will be doing Fraud’

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egophiliac · 1 year

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HAVE YOU SEEN MALLEUS DORM UNIFORM CARD????

I didn't get him. :( ...so I looked up his dorm story and it is incredible, oh my god. if you haven't noticed by now, Malleus doing the absolute stupidest shit with the best intentions is my favorite, and this is pandering directly to that part of me. I can't pick a favorite part.

(wait, actually, yes I can)