Bruce, introducing Harvey and Jason for the first time: Sweetheart, this is Harvey. My…friend.

Jason Todd, a 12 year old catholic: You know that divorce means you’re going to hell, right

I feel like Jazz should have her own Bio-dad Aus Now Bruce is a popular choice for most bio dad AUs, but let's add some variety. Harley Quinn is another popular choice, it kinda fits since they have ties to psychology. But let me give you another choice. Harvey Dent. Let's say Maddie and Harvey met at one of Brucie Wayne's fundraiser events, they hit it off, get a bit tipsy, then boom. Jazz's born. Jazz looks so much like her mum that Maddie doesn't even think that Jazz is not Jack's kid. (She does notice some things about Jazz that she couldn't have gotten from Jack or her, but admitting that would probably ruin her marriage, so she employs blissful ignorance.) Harvey, of course has no idea Jazz exists. Years pass, truths come out (or not), tears are shed, life goes on. Now Jazz is looking at schools, and she finds a good one in Gotham, you know, the home of her bio dad. She decides to reach out to Harvey. So, she talks it over with Jack and Maddie and they agree to let her go. Now you could have Jack and Maddie know that Jazz isn't Jacks kid and approve of her reaching out to Harvey, just them being supportive. Or, you could have them not know anything, and have Jazz do this behind their backs as an attempt to have a semi decent role model in her life. Your choice. But anyway. Here Harvey is, planning something (Next court case or next crime) and then, out of nowhere, a kid shows up on his doorstep saying "Congratulations, it's a girl, where's that child support?" And he's just so confused, like how did she find him (Tucker of course) and where were her parents? Harvey who's very concerned: ehh, you do know I'm a criminal, right? Jazz: My mum and other dad have a portal to hell in the basement, trust me, you're an improvement. Harvey who's even more concerned about this kid: ??????? Or you know, Slade Wilson is also an option.

13 years difference

“i’d die for him!” well i’d risk my career for him. i’d leave my career for him. i’d offer to go to jail for him. infact, i’d encourage him to testify against me so i could take his place. i’d lie to my friends, my partners, and my boss for him. i’d drug him and let an inmate get blamed for it to literally break him out of prison. i’d hide behind an uncaring persona but actually have his best interests at heart at all times.

He really went to the wedding with a bruise on his cheek that looks like a lipstick stain given by the groom the night before and then stood outside the church waiting, knowing that groom will stand up his wife to be without ever exchanging words about it.

Rachel, how does it feel to fuck a man, to live with him in the same house, eat dinner with him but never being able to reach the same sense of intimacy he has with his boss?

silly little alex, trying his silly little best for those that he cares

i love ralvez actually 😕

I love this disaster of a man

Watched 3x06 of Suits and lemme tell you, I have found a new ship to be SO not normal about

Bruce I love your enthusiasm, but the audience for gushing about how cool Harvey is probably isn't the government agent who's been sent to assassinate Two Face for stealing nuclear codes.

Alfred: Lieutenant Gordon turned on the Batsignal exactly 20 minutes and 30 seconds ago. Just thought you’d like to know

Bruce who’s been redoing his eyeliner all day, about to have a breakdown cause he can’t find his eyeshadow: 19 minutes.

Humans are delicate too, you know.

harvey dent + outfits in gotham knights - 1x02

New selfship! I call them HarV (Harvey/Harv/V) - ref img