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its always ily and never "STOFMSAIRNOYSTOFMEILALICACIGAGIEJLMIWTMIILWMS" 😔
#gay#zero#zerosmashingpumpkins#smashingpumpkins#thesmashingpumpkins#I LKVE THE SONG AHHH#ITS SO GOOD#I COUKD MAKE SO MANY OF THESE#weezer#i have a matching music taste w my boyfriend losers i win#I LOVE MY BF SM#HES SO COOL#HES THE FUNKIEST DUDE#LOVE HIM#HE pLAYS GUITAR😱😱#HES REALLY HOT
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funnee sebek fact bcs he’s coming soon the item you can give him to boost his friendship level is a polaroid of malleus
and when you give it to him he says this
thank you @takuyakistall for tling this so i can spread the sebek propaganda
#twst#twisted wonderland#i say stuff#sebek’s not even my guy but i think a lot of people brush him under the rug#even people who are diasomnia fans#i want ppl to appreciate him more he’s the funkiest dude ever
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Happy Batman Day bestiesss 🦇🖤💛💙🦇
#celebrating the worlds funkiest dude today#and all the friends I made because of him!! 💕#(mainly his kids actually but yeah. he gets special mention)
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the funniest thing abt watching festival livestreams is hearing the nastiest most grungey brostep/riddim and then looking up to your computer screen only to find out its being played out by some white dude named keith. go white boy go
#finex at couchlands#this is a direct post abt cyclops. an icon tbh but boy he sure is just Some Guy. respectfully#anyways currently on: the australian trap queen Godlands#had never heard of her tbh but i love her set so far and she seems absolutely lovely#also eliminate def falls under the category of 'white dude playing the funkiest/heaviest shit'#hes on at 530pm est and im excited :)#edm stuff
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ROMANCE AUS #7
Sorry for shouting. Please and thank you.
7. made out while in costume at a halloween party
(lando's outfit for reference)
“This is ridiculous,” Lando hisses, uncomfortably pulling at the pink ruffly collar around his neck as he makes his way into the kitchen. It’s already fairly packed, mostly because Lando had tried to stall actually arriving at this party for as long as possible. “I look like a fucking idiot.”
“I think you look….” Alex appraises him, looking at Lando’s ‘sexy Princess Peach’ costume with a shit eating grin. “Well. Like a princess.” Lando glares at him and makes his way over to where the booze is set up, pouring himself a hefty shot of tequila and knocking it back immediately with a wince.
“Really putting the peach in Princess Peach with those hotpants,” George agrees, entering the kitchen and patting Lando on the shoulder as he passes him on the way to the fridge. He’s dressed as some kind of Greek god, and Lando’s 99% sure he only picked it because it was an excuse not to wear a shirt.
“I hate both of you and I’m unfriending you on Facebook the second, I get home,” Lando grumbles, adjusting the stupid tiara on his head and pouring another shot of tequila.
Alex laughs. “A bet’s a bet, mate. And you lost.”
“Yeah, my fucking dignity,” Lando says, pulling at the back of the hot pants in the hopes it will at least cover some of his ass. He’s never making another bet with George and Alex again. “Anyway, at least I am wearing something original instead of, what,” he gestures at Alex’s outfit. “A cowboy?”
“Ken!” Alex says, completely unbothered, doing a little spin.
Lando snorts, rolls his eyes. “Right. And who’s your Barbie, then?”
Charles chooses that exact moment to swan into the kitchen in a bright pink cowboy suit complete with sparkly cowboy hat and white cowboy boots. “Lads! Are you ready to get wasted?!”
“Of course,” Lando says. “Why did I even ask?” And knocks back another shot of tequila.
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It gets better, after a while. He’s starting to get considerably more drunk which makes him feel considerably more comfortable about looking like a very scarcely clad Princess Peach, and he’s starting to have actual fun.
So of course, that’s the exact moment George decides to ruin everything again. “Lads,” he says. “I have fantastic news. I have spotted… A Mario.”
Alex and Charles holler like George had just told them they’d won a million bucks each. Lando frowns. “So?” He asks, regretting it immediately when he’s suddenly faced with three absolutely shit eating grins. “Oh, fuck no,” he says, suddenly realizing what they’re hinting at. “Absolutely not.”
“Come on, Lando, you have to,” Charles says, putting on his big stupid pleading puppy dog eyes. Lando hates him. “It’s Mario,” he adds, like that somehow explains everything.
“Yeah, what is Mario without his Peach,” Alex agrees, not even trying to hide the smirk on his face.
“I am not making out with some random dude dressed up as Mario just because you guys seem to think that people in matching costumes need to make out!” Lando exclaims. “Actually, by that logic, why aren’t you two making out,” Lando says, gesturing between Charles and Alex.
Alex shrugs. “We already did.”
“When you were trying to create, what was it? ‘The world’s funkiest cocktail’ in the kitchen,” Charles adds.
“I can attest. I watched them do it, it was hot,” George says, and takes an obnoxious sip of ‘the world’s funkiest cocktail’ through his straw. “This is very funky by the way.”
“Thank you,” Lando says primly. “Still not making out with Mario.”
Alex gets a very dangerous mischievous gleam in his eyes. “I dare you,” he says, and George and Charles simultaneously let out a gasp that would’ve been very funny if Alex hadn’t just doomed Lando’s entire night.
“Oh fuck you,” he says, glaring, before knocking back the last of his own glass of ‘the world’s funkiest cocktail’ and slamming his cup down onto the bar. “All right, where is that fucker.”
“That’s no way to talk about your future husband.”
“Can it, George.”
Alex snorts. “He’s on the couch in the living room.”
“All right,” Lando says, shaking out his limbs like he’s going to run a fucking Marathon instead of make out with a guy that might not even want to make out with him. “Here goes nothing,” he says, before making his way back into the living room.
It’s pretty packed, but he finds the couch easily, ducking behind two girls dressed like Wednesday and Enid before coming to a standstill in front of the guy dressed as Mario. He even has one of those stupid stick on moustaches, though he’s ditched the gloves, the pair lying abandoned on the arm rest next to him.
Other than that he’s. Kind of cute. In a sort of boyish way. He has something weirdly familiar, though Lando can’t quite place it. “Hi,” he says, trying to stand in a way that accentuates his. Something. It must work regardless because the guy’s eyes snap to Lando and then widen ever so slightly, the light flush he had on his cheeks – probably from the heat – darkening considerably.
“Lando,” he blurts out, and Lando falters a little because huh. So he does know this guy. That’s a little. It’s probably not a great start to trying to woo him, not remembering who he is. The guy must notice Lando’s confusion because he adds. “Oscar? You’re in my econ 101 lecture.” His eyes dart away and then back again, lingering for a moment on Lando’s thighs, that are very prominently on display.
“Right!” Lando says, though he doesn’t specifically remember Oscar. “Monday 8am. My favorite class.”
Oscar laughs, a loud, sharp thing that sort of seems to startle out of him, folding his body ever so slightly forward as he does so. “Yeah, that one,” he says, and he seems a little tense now, his shoulder dropping ever so slightly.
“Where’s Luigi?” Lando asks, changing the topic before he has to reveal he still doesn’t technically remember Oscar, nudging Oscar’s cap with his hand, watching Oscar’s eyes widen when Lando leans in a little closer.
“Oh, uh. Fucked off,” Oscar says, blushing slightly. “He uh. There was this girl, so.”
“Ah,” Lando says, nodding. “Daisy.”
Oscar’s brows knit together in a decidedly cute way. “Daisy?”
“Yeah,” Lando says. “You know. Daisy, Luigi.” He gestures between them then, “Mario. Peach.”
“Right,” Oscar says, blushing impossibly more. “Right, yeah. Mario and Peach.”
“Exactly!” Lando says, and then, because he’s getting signals, and because Oscar has been trying very had not to stare at Lando’s. Everything. For the past five minutes, he sits down. In Oscar’s lap. “Peach and Mario,” he says, as Oscar flails a little and seems to have some kind of internal panic about where to put his hands.
Lando solves it by grabbing them and putting them on the flimsy little waist of his body suit. Oscar lets out a slow shuddering breath as he glances up at Lando with wide eyes, but leaves his hands on Lando’s waist, as Lando readjust himself, puts a knee on either side of Oscar’s thighs. “As I was saying,” he says. “Mario and Peach.” And then he takes Oscar’s face in his hands, takes off the stupid moustache, and kisses him full on the mouth.
Oscar makes a tiny little noise in surprise, fumbling a little as their teeth clack together, but then suddenly something in him seems to snap, and he kisses back. His hands are suddenly everywhere, from Lando’s waist to his back to his ass, squeezing down in a way that makes Lando moan into his mouth, an opportunity which Oscar uses to slide his tongue into Lando’s mouth, kissing him like a man starved.
Lando lets his hands slide from the sides of Oscar’s face into his hair, knocking the Mario hat off and tugging ever so slightly, eliciting a delicious little moaning noise from Oscar that he swallows eagerly. It goes on like that for a bit, each of them giving as good as they get, when Lando finally pulls away, breathing a little heavily.
Oscar looks equally debauched, breathing heavily, eyes wide and hair messy. He looks… He looks fucking hot, and Lando vows to pay more attention in econ 101, next time.
“Mamma Mia,” Oscar breathes out, in a terrible Itatlian accent, and there’s a little twitch to the corner of his mouth, even though his words are incredibly deadpan, and it startles a laugh out of Lando. Hot and funny. Yeah, Lando’s definitely going to start paying more attention.
But for now, he presses his lips back to Oscar’s, and sends a small little thank you to that bet he lost. Maybe he should start losing them more often, if it gets him this.
#landoscar#mctwinks#twinklaren#the vibe is oscar DEFINITELY has a crush on lando and spends most of his econ 101 class pining over him#imagine seeing the guy you like in THAT outfit i too would die#drabble#ask game
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Anyway, the issue where the Teen Titans meet the four horsemen of the apocalypse might be the strangest thing I've ever read like, first they crash their bus, and then they run across this little shack with a blacksmith, right?
And this dude is all, I've got some horseshoes to fix but I'll fix your bus later. And he has like the funkiest looking horses ever or something but sure, they agree.
Then plot happens and they end up in this fictional country and when Wally tries to prevent a slaughter from happening, the first horsemen, War, knocks him out. And this is only very subtly references with Robin saying "War is stupid!"
Then after that, they try to get (read: steal) some food for some rebels who are being starved, but Famine, the second horsemen, burns away all the food. Lilith (of course) makes the connection and announcement that what they were seeing/meeting, but Robin doesn't buy it (which incidentally is hilarious because Robin was one of the quickest to believe Lilith when she said she was Juliet's reincarnation).
Anyway, so they meet and fail to stop the third horsemen, plague.
And finally, faced with death, they actually finally succeed! They rescue some refugees and beat death!! (Also giving us the hilarious panel with Robin saying "Get the child, Flasher!" which wasn't funny then but is kind of funny now with our use of the term flasher T.T)
Whether or not they do beat death does end up being kind of debatable because death then kills their friend, but these two specifically do not die.
And finally, when they get back to the blacksmith guy, he fixed their bus, and claims he hasn't done blacksmithing in 30 years and the forge has not been lit since then, BUT Wally does fine a hot ember in the fireplace so... WHAT? (Also, Wally zooming around secretly to check on stuff and/or change stuff happening since forever lmao)
Anyway, I don't really know where I'm going with this, it's just SUCH a strange story but also I recall someone mentioning the Sins of Youth lowkey making the Titans immortal and I'm just thinking about how this story could conceivably be made to tie in to that since they successfully evaded Death at the very least which is fun to think about so do with that what you will!
#dick grayson#wally west#donna troy#roy harper#mal duncan#lilith clay#robin#kid flash#wonder girl#speedy#teen titans#mypost#dc thought#many thoughts actually#do you think they talk about it after every once in a while especially when they are older and more aware of potential implications?#donna: hey remember the time we maybe met the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and then never saw them again i'm not making that up right#wally: oh i remember#*they all sit in silence around the sofa contemplating while a movie nobody is watching anymore plays in the background*
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Part of the reason Guanyin instantly adopted Wukong is because A) he's super exciting and B) she could sense the LGBTQ+ vibes off him. In a place full of archaic patriarchal nepotism and sexist ideology, that's like finding an oasis in a desert. The peach maidens had similarly liked Wukong because he drank his Respect Women juice up until the Festival. Many regret their part in what happened to the Monkey next
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Guanyin (at least my version of them) has the vibes of a proud mother hen who's "chicks" are all super powerful entities/demons.
Guanyin themselves is genderfluid (in the mythos beginning as a male god who became more associated with femininity in China), and goes by She/He/They pronouns.
So imagine your a genderfluid person being forced to attend your boring, super-sexist relatives birthday party [aka the Peach Banquet], and you just see the funkiest little transmasc/genderfluid dude there just slamming down bottles of wine and causing a ruckus. You'd immediately zone in on them as a potiential new best friend.
Of course once Guanyin realised that Wukong had the mental age of a teenager (likely from watching him fight *other* kids like Nezha and Moksa/Muzha), she went "Oh. Oh no. He's a kid about to get punished to Diyu and back and he hasn't anyone here to defend him."
Guanyin immediately decided that Wukong is their responsibility now. They recognise the reasons why Wukong was never satisfied with what Heaven offered. The Celestials, even in their limitless power, could only offer the monkey things deemed "acceptable" by the super-archaic social structure.
I also love the idea of the Peach Maidens (often called "fairies" in the translations) loving Wukong as one of their own when he was an attendant, since he was super-open minded and would defend them from other celestials both physically and emotionally. Wukong likely casted the spell to put them to sleep so that they wouldn't be blamed for the lack of peaches at the banquet. The maidens were super sad to see Wukong forced from Heaven after the incident.
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I am truly flabbergasted at the complete lack of understanding that being a brother and a brother- in- arms are two very different things. Excuse me while go ahead desk. Anyway I hope you have a good day 💜
Relatable. And that doesn't even account for the clear segregation, Jensen focusing on ensuring the question was for in the moment, and clarifying that there were two answers, one that came in the following shot, but in the moment yada yada. Which means there's another answer he's just outright deflecting from, and I can goddamn tell everyone what that is.
Like there was a reason I wasn't rattled during those tweets. Because when you know the truth from an unshakeable place, you can just visually slice through fandom propaganda and twists and know, waiting for video will clarify it.
like on my life guys i'm not kidding around when i been saying they're going there. Just because jensen doesn't want to blatantly spoil it on stage isn't a cause to doom spiral. But watch him never explain a secondary take. I promise this shit rots his subconscious just as much as us at this point. He's in the same raccoon dumpster as the rest of us whether this fandom has emotionally processed their own bullshit past. Alexa play Despai--Watching Over Me on repeat. too late, shit's scorched on the dude's frontal lobe.
I've been telling everyone--in a string of now long proven reliable leaks, so maybe wonder over my certainty--that Jensen broke during the confession--from grudge shipping to piss off some people he watchlisted to witnessing it in the moment, and feeling the crack, and feeling dean break so bad that quickscript soapstar ackles forgot his line. And by the next shot, had a different view on life.
I've told everyone this for ages and jensen tweets it out and everyone gets the funkiest possible reads despite his very clear division of ideas and even very clear tense usage of past and future.
jensen just... tweeted it out
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I don’t even have a crush on the guy I just think he’s a cool, funky little dude 🤷
literally the coolest, funkiest of little dudes. look at this shit:
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had the funkiest dream. you're gonna hear it.
so it started like amok time but for some reason there were medieval knights and they were hypospraying people and one of them stabbed Jim with a longsword and spock was out for blood and he literally like tackled the dude who stabbed jim headfirst and just. Beat his ass.
My parents drive by this nonsense and are like "Get in losers". So we pick them up and magickally fix Jim's stab wound.
Jim and Spock end up in my car as my parents are driving cross-country to go see the cast of Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
(To visualize, my parents are in front, Jim and Spock are pressed up against eachother in the back despite the middle seat having decent space for two people, and me and my brother are in the trunk seats.)
So my parents are tryna make small talk with them, and suddenly we gotta go get gas so we stop off at a gas station. We all get out and, wouldn't you know it, spock gets hurt but he doesn't really show it, he just kinda ignores it for the time being. Jim sits like a bisexual (bc he is and I can't describe the way he was sitting better than that), and his hand brushes against Spock's hand and Spock doesn't flinch, he just stays there.
We all pile in the car again and Jim decides to sleep, so he just like curls into a ball (imagine fetal style) and presses up against Spock again and falls asleep, and you see just the.. the tiniest smile on Spock's face for a moment.
So we pull up to the convention around 4-5 hours later, and we gotta stand in line to get into the place. For some reason, people are talking about Tom Holland and Zendaya, and I look up at the sign and it says:
'No Way Home - Fan Meet 'N Greet'.
We still go in. After like .2 seconds we lose Spock again (my exact words were "yo... where's Mr. Spock?? and Jim finds him in the restroom, trying to make sure his wounds don't bleed again (he did a damn good job. Also we don't know he was hurt, we just know he was in the restroom.)
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Spock was wearing a navy blue vest under a green and blue flannel. The vest had three pins, one was red and gold and said "I Survived The Beginning Of Fandom", another said "Stay Charged and Positive", and the last one said "Save the Whales".
Jim had on a mustard yellow zip-up hoodie with orange accents on the hood, the sleeve ends, and the outlines.
Our car was a navy blue SUV, the design being like 90-00s.
Do you always dream of fanfiction tropes?
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hey aria how u holding up ? 🙏🏼🩷
hiya love! ty ty for asking, im good! every single doctor i have seen has told me im handling things really well
(highkey taking this as permission to ramble about having cancer, so more under the jump haha)
im happy but ✨tired✨ though holy shit, look at this
between the blood tests, IV lines, and hormone injections for fertility treatments, ive had 28 injections so far this month.
twenty eight.
so. far. 😑
ngl my arms are a mess, even my bruises have bruises lmao
But! Someone took a scan of my entire skeleton last week so that was pretty metal.
I have a surgery tomorrow (for embryo freezing), and few more appointments still to go (MRIs and stuff), but im starting chemo suuuuper soon!! Can't fucking wait to be the weird egg sitting in the chemo ward for hours at a time writing vampire smut on their janky laptop 💪
Also, also!! my oncologist is the FUNKIEST LITTLE DUDE i adore him 🥹 he's really doing everything he can to make sure i am getting the best possible treatment.
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
So, I have a super aggressive cancer type, right? Caesar is growing rapidly like the little attention-seeking slut he is, but the cool thing about HER2 positive type cancers is they are also super responsive to treatment, and there have been a lot of recent drug trials to specifically target the HER2 receptor - so i have a really good chance of making a complete recovery.
One such drug has recently finished trials, and is available in NZ at the moment, but only privately. It isn't publicly funded yet - if i wanted it, i'd be paying several thousand $$ per chemo cycle (and given that i just graduated uni and im having almost 20 cycles of chemo, my answer to "are you interested?" was "HAHAHAHAHA no im broke but thanks.")
WELL. My fucking oncologist comes busting into the room like the silly little lad he is going "HA! I THOUGHT OF A LOOPHOLE!!!" and he goes on to tell me about a grey area in the wording. This drug isn't available for free *unless* the patient's tumor is inoperable. And Caesar, needy bitch that he is, is a fucking massive tumor already. At this point in time, *technically*, the surgeons couldn't safely operate on me and guarantee they'd removed all my cancer. (Like, chemo will shrink Caesars lame ass so i can have surgery eventually, but right now, major surgery is a no go)
So my doctor is going to try and pull a sneaky little manoeuver he likes to call "we gonna try bend the rules a little. Not break, just bend. Shh." 🙊😈
(his exact words lmao)
So, no promises, but he's gonna try get a fancy schmancy brand-new drug included in my chemo treatment.
I know chemo is gonna suck ass, but im looking forward to getting started. And my mama is flying up here soon 😊 and all my doctors are really nice. And my neighbours cat visited me today for cuddles. And I watched the sunrise this morning and it was pretty.
I have so much to live for, you know? And so much to be happy about. This ask ran the fuck away from me lmao, but its nice to sit back and think about things.
I'm tired. But I'm happy 🌻
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boys 14 y/o and below always think that i’m like the coolest and funkiest dude they’ve ever met
this 6 y/o (friends kid) and i talked about pokémon for a long time. then he was like
“do you ever go outside at night?”
“yea, sometimes.”
“well. be careful. because i’m a werewolf and i bite people.”
[ty for the warning tbh]
and he gave me a lego figurine before i left 🥺
also broke my heart that as i was leaving he ran up to me and was like “wait where are you going?? are you leaving? are you coming back?”
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I was rereading the last chapter of "if you do it right" and i just realized mspar not only walked away into a almost strictly seadweller town(?) But they also took marvus shitty hawaiian shirt with them lol
like imagine seen some lil weird looking thing looking lost and sad as fuck but theyre wearing the MOST ridiculous clothes in existence, mspar just cannot catch a break (even when they just broke two hearts T-T) bless them
god lmao lil alien dude in the funkiest aquarium merch walking around with blood on their hands (the blood of their now broken up relationship). They meet ONE prophet (technically god) and now suddenly Marvus is not good enough for them smh 🙄 I actually didn't realize they stole his shirt lol. He's going to want that back 🤔
fun fact: in the original draft, Zebruh was there, lurking in the background towards the end of the date, and he drove you home. But I figure Marvus and MSPAR had suffered enough without him lmao. But technically MSPAR just had to walk through the mansion's sprawling grounds; a lyft was waiting outside for them (Marvus ordered it for them). Since Blafis and Olivia died (trying to induce the hiccups offscreen), there really were only the landscapers (olive blooded and below) or the valets (brown-burgundy) that MSPAR had to deal with. All the rest of the seadwellers were either inside doing cult shit or outside getting pale and jiggy with it.
#I've actually been thinking about knitting a halibut sweater ever since I wrote it into my fic#Making Marvus wear swag but weird clothes is one of my favorite things to do while fic writing <3#asks#i keep meaning to write my seadweller cult post#unfortunately even though i thought i was getting better. i am sick again and fatigued :') damn it all to hell#at least this time i know the issue but that doesn't make it easier
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I kindly request
Your Funkiest Lizards, please
Funkiest Lizards you say?
To that I offer:
Two headed Bobtail Lizard. They look like baby Bobtails but they were found in Australia (as Bobtails are native there)
Or perhaps my personal favourite
Sailfin Water Lizard (Soa Soa Water Dragon). I'd say he's a bit of a funky dude, he looks like he'd be down to party. These guys are the only ones found in the Philippines, I think he'd be the guy to throw a pool party as this lizard likes to be near the water. It swims very well by using its tail and webbed feet to propel itself while in the water.
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Heyy dw anon here. hope you’re doing good! Bit late on this review as my uni started up again and I am swamped already. but anyway. Episode 5. Want to preface this by saying I did really enjoy the episode. I am just a bit irritated with our girl Bernadette.
That being said loved the Chee and Bern moments. The whole she dated Elvis reveal had me gaping at my TV like??Damn Girl ok?? Thanks for sharing or good for you or? The writers are really trying to embrace the time period in the funkiest way possible!
Blond man is still being awful, Joe should have scalped him and called it a day but nooo some dumbass had to let Gordo drive the dude ALONE at NIGHT like ofc he escaped, who is surprised raise your hand! Need him executed asap.
then the whole thing with Dean was soso sad but so well done. His words to Bern about them not even being recognized as Americans obviously shook her entire worldview a bit.. and her giving him the necklace and a hug was soooo :((( her internal turmoil over Dean and the draft is so much worse in context with her border patrol job too like Bern I know you want to move up the ladder or whatever the fuck but jfccc get a gripppp. Atp I am genuinely concerned she’s going to leave like don’t you fucking dare!!
Like I get it. I do. Glass ceiling on the rez and all that. maybe she feels trapped (tho if that’s actually the case I would have liked the show to make that more obvious beyond her just saying “I want to find my own way”) And having modern day context for how shit the US border patrol is and how badly women and especially woc are treated in white-male dominated professions (and this is happening in 1971 to boot) helps to make it seem like she’s making an even worse decision if she goes. to me it’s a no brainer, I’m staying. But I really just think Bern doesn’t know any of that, or at least choses not to acknowledge it. Like she saw what happened to Jim in the FBI, come on now. and he warns her too this episode, “-I can come back” “Can you?” *silence*. He almost didn’t get to come back! Bern fr needs to make a weighted decision matrix and figure out her decision that way bc I think the lack of sleep is starting to affect her cognitive activity.
Anyway. Sorry for being a downer this week irl shit combined with the fact that the finale of s1 wasn’t exactly happy is giving me a creeping feeling that ep6 will be a rough one. Hopefully I’ll be wrong and we’ll actually get to see everyone experiencing happiness on our screens, but we’ll see!
everyone dont moveeeee, dark winds anon is back.
OKAYYY so we were a litttleeee off in our predictions HOWEVER I will say, in my heart I know what is chrew. that small scene of them sitting on the floor of her living room…….I currently live there in that moment nobody break the immersion for me. yeah, it was kinda weird for them to say that like at first I thought she was joking but no mames, she was actually being serious 😭
literallyyyyy not a bootlicker or whatever but iirc, cops follow a two buddy rule system so like, the fact that gordo probably gave himself the task of driving this sick son of a bitch on his own by himself bc #ego like omfg shut UP take someone with you, idiot 🙄 it’s like every time they try to shoot at the suspect and never shoot at the tires…these people are making the WORST decisions like if I were in that university, that blond man would nottt have escaped. we’d do a better job than the police -_-
omfgggg that part with dean and bern now THAT….moment of silence bc I almost cried LOL sorryyyy the emotions got to me again. if this was meant to push her into the border patrol route, oh, I’m shaking my fist because what is this show without miss. bernadette manuelito?? like, I’m really scratching my head at some of the decisions that are being made in this season. a part of me respects the route they’re taking, there are parts that I do love, and other parts where it makes me look around the room and wonder what everyone is thinking.
this show has always been bold in its message and like you said, I wish they had pressed more into those issues and leaned into the reasonings. I just don’t want bern to become some weird girlboss whedon strong girl because she’s always had that strength within her. it never had to do with the job, it’s about who she is as a person. exactlyyyy like why did she even apply in the first place when she saw the chokehold the government had on jim…….we need to go back to the drawing board…maybe a nap and a sandwich will do her some good 🙏🏽
don’t apologize for anything, babe!! we won’t always dig every single episode. it can be frustrating as well when it’s a show that you care about and they slip a bit and you’re like I know you’re better than this, girl 🤨 to me, I blacked out and only remember the jimbern moments bc the rest I was like, okay, we’re setting things up but I’m yawning a bit. finale day, everyone. and to those who already saw it on amc+, should I prepare for trench warfare or,,..
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Ever volunteered at a zoo?
Well I have, and my favorite place to interpret at was the western lowland gorilla exhibit.
This is because of Shango, the funkiest dude ever.
A few years ago he hurt one of his fingers pretty badly. It’s healed now but he can’t move it anymore, so whenever he tries to make a fist, the finger sticks out.
So our zoo has a gorilla that regularly flips people off, and we find it hilarious.
that is incredible. i want to work at a zoo so bad
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