vonlipwig
the neon outlaw
Franky. '91. Apiarist. Responsible Adult. Total plonker. Bit of a prick. She/they. ao3: aligningplanets.
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Loki is my God
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If a Tree Falls on a Mime, Does it Make a Sound?
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TOMORROW IS IN YOUR HANDS.
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me talking to a neurotypical: sorry to switch topics again... this is sort of related, but only kind of.... i know its kind of random, but.....
me talking to someone else with adhd:
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The Two Towers is so funny because Tolkien was such a tree-lover he was basically just like “actually we should give every tree a gun.”
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(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...
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reading this month's DWM and omg colin is such a legend
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Take the test
You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???
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never let anyone convince you that your excitement isn't beautiful. what an incredible thing it is, to notice and be overcome by any bright spot in this too-dark world.
it doesn't matter what you're excited about, how small it seems to other people, your joy deserves to grow as big as it can. nurture it. help it grow strong so that when you are hurting your joy can lend you its strength.
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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess
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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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enough of pedro pascal and ryan reynolds and all those other run-of-the-mill dilfs everyone and their mum are into: reblog and tell me your nichest old man crush
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Just wanted to clear this thing up
Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either:
I want to treasure that ask forever
I dont feel up to social interaction
I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it
What it does NOT mean:
I dont like getting asks
You’re bothering me by sending asks
SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!
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I can't do that post that's like "why did you start following prev" bc I truly do not remember why I started following any of you guys. It's probably just because we were brothers in a past life
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keep liking my posts and we gonna end up in a mossy forest picking out cool rocks together
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