#Engineer!Jaune AU
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Engineer!Jaune (Based on my ask to @howlingday)
Ruby: YOU WHAT?!
Jaune: Yeah, just like my Uncle Dell Conagher-Arc said: “Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.”
Ruby: BUT YOU DELIBERATELY CUT YOUR OWN ARM!!!
Jaune: Yeah? So did my uncle
Ruby: JAUNE!!!
Jaune: What?! It’s the only way to make sure Nora or you fires my Plasma guns!!!
Ruby: But you didn’t need to cut your own arm!!!
Yang: I heard screaming, what’s wrong?
Ruby: JAUNE CUT HIS OWN ARM!!!
Yang: WTF JAUNE?! I KNOW YOU’RE CRAZY AFTER ALL OF THIS 3 YEARS, BUT THIS IS TOO FAR!!!
Blake: Yang, honey, please don’t scream *Sees Jaune’s arm* What happened to your arm
Ruby: HE CUT HIS OWN ARM OFF!!!
Blake: WHAT?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING
Ruby: I’M NOT!!!
Weiss: WOULD ALL OF YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?! PLEASE STOP SCREAMING!!! *Spots Jaune’s arm* What happened to your arm?
Blake: He cut it himself
Weiss: YOU WHAT?! THAT IS PREPOSTEROUS!!!
Jaune: I did.
Weiss: ….
*Knocks on the door*
Jaune: Who is it? *Opens the door and sees Uncle Dell*
Ruby: Who is it Jaune?
Jaune: *Excited* It’s my uncle! Uncle Dell? What’s up!!!
Uncle Dell: Hey kid, heard you cut your own arm. Is it true?
Jaune:*In a slight Texan accent* I did
Uncle Dell: As i expected from a 10Y/O kid who obtained 11 PhDs
RWBY: He’s what?!
Uncle Dell: Yup, he sure did. *Speaks back to Jaune* Hey kid, who’s these fine ladies? Is one of them is your girlfriend?
Jaune: *Still in the same accent* No uncle, all of them are girlfriends and girlfriends. And one of them is in a polyamorous relationship. *Points to Ruby* That’s Ruby *Points to Weiss* Her girlfriend Weiss *Points to Blake and Yang* The emo one (Blake: HEY!) is Blake and the Yellow one is Yang. They’re the one whose on a polyamorous relationship.
Uncle Dell: With who?
Pyrrha: *In the door* Blake! Yang! Can you help me with my groceries please? *Sees Jaune* Jaune!!! *Proceed to run at full speed to hug Jaune*
Jaune: Whoa! *falls into his own back
Pyrrha: We’ve missed you so much!!!*Felt something metallic*… What happened to your arm Jaune?
Yang: *Helping Pyrrha with the groceries* He cut his own arm
Pyrrha: HE’S WHAT?!
Yang: That’s not even the most shocking part, he also got 11 PhDs.
Pyrrha: *Staring at Jaune and Dell talking to each other and seeing him gives an Australium to Jaune*…. No wonder he’s always the top in every class except combat.
*After helping the girls with the groceries, maybe around 5-10 minutes*
Jaune: Welp, We’ll talk later Uncle Dell, we’re going to have a cookout and those groceries won’t lift by themselves.
Uncle Dell: Yeah, we’ll talk later about the sentry improvements. Got a call from work. Y’know, the usual RED and BLU stuff.
Jaune: No problem uncle, how about we meet at our usual bar?
Uncle Dell: Sure thing bud, say the time and date and i’m on my way. With the rest of the crew ofcourse.
Jaune: Heavy still pissed at me for beating him in an arm wrestling huh?
Uncle Dell: I mean, you’d rarely sees a 15 Y/O kid beating a 6’5 400 Pounds man with Aura in arm wrestling contests. *Chuckle* Well i gotta go *Gets in his 1966 Chevy Pickup*
Jaune: Sure Uncle Dell. Be sure to not be dead
Uncle Dell: The machine’ll revive me kiddo *Dabs Jaune perfectly* Bye kid. *Drives off*
Jaune: *Chuckles* Bye uncle Dell! *Waves his metallic arm*
The girls: *Speaking together in a dark tone* You got some explaining to do. Jaune~.
Jaune: Oh… shit….
#Engineer!Jaune AU#jaune arc#rwby#TF2#tf2 engineer#ruby rose#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#dell conagher#whiterose#bumbleby#greek fire#purrha#Yang x blake x pyrrha#Cicada killer wasp
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Prof. Gelé AU Concept
To be clear this isn't the only Au/ comic I'll put the model in but it is the one that comes to mind for me most often.
Bleiss is born into the previous generation to RWBY's main characters like Jaune was in my Prof. Arc AU, also like him she became Glynda's partner.
There wasn't really much to say about Bleiss, not really. She Nicholas Schnee's second born daughter. She had talent, beauty and a fierce intellect. But she was also a rebellious teen with a chip on her shoulder towards Atlas.
After that one snake in the grass tried to coil around her what was his name again Assques? Anyways she broke his nose, stole his date and the next day sick of this Atlas high Society shit she left to be a Huntress in Vale, to live her own life how she pleased, free from the SDC.
And Bleiss didn't just manage she fucking flourished! Made a cute friend and admittedly unrequited love named Summer, the best drinking buddy ever in a Branwen called Qrow and finally a bitch she could count to cover her back in Glynda...
Yeah admittedly the two didn't get along too well at first... Okay more like their first two years but whatever. Anyways Bleiss fucking loved her life, shit even turned out she had a knack for this teaching shit.
though only for Hunter Academies, combat school parents were always complaining bout their brats picking up some of her awesome habits.
She loved her students, some more the others specifically of the cute girl variety. Gawd did she love putting that brat Coco in her place. She'd have to do it again soon, the girl had been a bit too cocky recently with her fellow students after all.
But for now there were mors important things to deal with. Some fuckers had attacked Amber, she might not have fucked the girl or anything but she was a former student and nobody fucked with the brats she trained, graduated or not.
So she was suprised when the Malachites called her. The pair of girls she trained both on fighting and in bed having been excited over beating Ray's fucking brat who tried to wreck her favorite club. Thank god she gave them a few lessons on fighting from time to time.
Anyways apparently Junior got some kid some fake transcripts. A part of her wanted to grab the suspicious brat and throw him in a cell to interrogate. Too coincidental that someone attacks Amber, steals half her fucking soul and now someone else is trying to sneak into where they just so happen to have her.
So she makes it a point to be in front of the Bullhead the faker was coming in through. She was gonna decide what to do with him once she saw him. After all her drinking buddy Qrow got in with fake transcripts after all so she had to at least pretend to give him the benefit of the doubt...
She felt a bit bad for her neice Weiss, yeah she wasn't exactly her favorite kid of her sis but still. She always did like sweet, little innocent Whitley betterbafter all.
Then her daughter started showing of her dad's side and the guilt for not paying her too much mind died...
Seriously she left the brat there in a freaking crater sniffling and... And... And who the fuck was that?
Tall, blonde and strangely getting her engines roaring was a blonde boy with deep blue eyes, and a freaking knight aesthetics and a sword and... Wait? That was him!?
Okay so the brat apparently had a semblance that influenced people, had to be that? She wasn't into men. So why did her eyes keep tracking him, right right semblance.
Well didn't matter she had her man targeted and went in for the kill. Grabbing the blonde away after old Ozzy's dumb speech. Really it was less kidnapping and more telling the blonde to follow her.
A lie about boys sleeping separately from girls and he was all too willing to follow. Really he was sorta naive for a spy/ assassin. She had him right where she wanted, in her room ready to get straight to the Seductio-Interrogation! She meant Interrogation.
Thankfully the hunky chump still believed he was in the clear so she just had to act all treachery and respectable and junk while she slowly used her ace.
Alchohol, loose lips came hand in hand with drinks after all. And here he was all trusting, with that dopey sweet smile and those lovely blue eyes and that fuckable fac- DAMMIT!
She didn't think he'd be heavy drinker like her, brat could hold his liquor... Sexy. Finally though she managed to ignore the blazing inferno that was her libido long enough to get down to buisness.
And by that she meant she broke a bottle and he reached to clean it for her drunk ass... And cut himself.
He, he didn't have aura... And then everything came out now that she was interrogating the boy about his aura outta worry more then suspicion. After all he couldn't be a spy without aura. That'd be retarded and suicidal, once she told him how she knew he was a fake he buckled and caved in...
And she listened, listened to the blonde talk about his dream, and how he was denied the chance to even attempt it. How he ran away from home, sold just about everything he owned to get his hands on the fake papers so he could risk it all on the chance to attempt to live up to his families name.
So he could be a hero instead of just his families biggest dissapointment... Their black sheep. And she made up her mind then.
Glyn would've blamed the booze, but Bleiss knew perfectly well what she wanted to do.
So she did something she really did...
Something Glynda feared her doing, she gave the blonde a private lesson... And no not the sexy kind though she was awfully fucking tempted.
But no Bleiss Gelé unlocked the blonde's stud levels of aura and then went full out drill Sargent on the sexy blonde. Most would've broke, hell many combat school graduates did under her excessive, cruel and unusual tutoledge.
It was why she was strictly teaching in Dust classes so she couldn't train the poor soft Hunters-in-training. But Jaune didn't break, oh he whined, cried and yelled, but the blonde as it turned out was made of tougher stuff then his folks gave him credit for.
And then the night was over... Dawn broke and the poor blonde bastard hadn't gotten a wink of sleep. But that was fine, she had a plan, she'd go to Ozzy, get his permission to make the kid her sexy assistant like she was gonna do for sweet lil Whitley when he came down for Vytal and then she'd... And he was gone!
Next thing she knows she's freaking out over the kid being launched into the fucking Emerald Forest! Oh Gawd! She wore him the fuck out and not even in the fun way!
She'd never been more pissed at her partner then she was at that moment as Glynda restrained her. She was freaking the fuck out as she saw the poor kid launched through the air... Then he wasn't cuz that one famous brat chucked her spear his way.
Then she directed herself his way... Did something happen between them? How? Darling must've at best had a minute or two to interact with anyone on the way here?
After several more minutes of annoyingly futile resistance she finally calmed down and accepted things as is and decided to watch Jaune try his luck during Initiation and vouch for him if he failed.
-O-O-O-
Glynda felt very... Conflicted over her partner Bleiss. On one hand she'd known her through her entire time in Beacon. She understood Bleiss even if at times if was irritating to do so.
It was ultimately why she felt secured to a point around her. Glynda knew what to expect from her... Usually. Right now as she fretted over a random boy who she couldn't have known for more then a few hours was leaving her utterly stumped.
She observed him, and frankly Jaune Arc while having high aura levels was hardly what she could call competent. The boy was tripping all over himself and getting lost in thought randomly.
He was proving to be a detriment to his partner. Then they entered that cave and he... Did he fall asleep!?
Actually looking closer at him the blonde he looked utterly exhausted and his aura levels were rather low especially given how quickly they were restoring... If she didn't know better she'd have thought the Arc had been fighting for his life, the. Night... Prior.
No...
Turning she looked to her worried partner and spoke the most dire question without thinking positive even her impulsive, sadistic partner wouldn't be so reckless.
"Bleiss what did you do?" Bleiss avoided her gaze and begun to mumble, that was never a good sign.
"What did you say?"
"I... just... Trained him a bit last night." She wasn't the only on to look horrified, Port, Oobeleck and even Ozpin looked pale at the implications. After what Bleiss considered legitimate training was illegal across the kingdoms.
"How is he alive..." She agreed with Port before turning back to the screen concerned about the boy.
Her previous concerns were utterly dashed. Anyone who could survive Gelé's training more the deserved a spot in Beacon.
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Exhausted, irritated and sore were Jaune's feelings... Aura, thank merciful Oum for aura! He didn't know how he survived all these years without it. But he was sure he would've died last night if not for the soulful energy.
Miss Gelé was terrifying, at first he'd been flustered when such a pretty older woman tricked him into her room, then confused and then worried when his transcripts came to life.
But all that fell wayside when out of nowhere she stood up grabbed him, dragged him outside and told him she'd be teaching him a few of the basics a Huntsman needed to know.
He'd been about to talk back, not willing to take a hand out even if from a teache- Then she knocked him flat on his ass, walked up to him and said some kinda cool sounding words before she unlocked his aura.
Oh she explained what she did to him. But did so as she was stabbing at him with a freaking sword, darting around the place like a bullet. She even summoned monsters! Just constant pain, agony on the physical front and lectures on Grimm, Aura, Dust and a ton of other stuff he didn't know about.
All while she continued to beat his ass...
Once his aura shattered she'd beat him with fist, kicks and really painful grabs until it restored and they were back to him trying not to be impaled! Wash and rinse and repeat to sunrise! She looked happy! Excited even!
But hey, at least he had super powers now... Aura was awesome. Though right now he'd trade it in a heart beat for a coffee of even better a pillow...
But those thoughts could wait! He had bigger worries. He didn't go through all that just to g
fail Initiation! The Grimm weren't even as scary as that after all!
At some point he must've gone in a cave because currently he was running from a freaking Giant Scorpion!... Still not as scary as Ms. Gelé but this thing clearly wanted to kill him.
Aura into his feet like he saw miss Gelé doing he managed to outpace it! Pyrrha said something bout not wasting his aura but frankly he still had a lot...
Like much of the rest of the day it all happened like a blur. Ruby and Weiss eating dirt from falling from the sky and giant bird getting added to the mix and something about chess pieces.
All he knew is that they needed to get outta there fast to pass and best of all not fight the two giant monsters. That was a plan he could get behind!
And he would've, should've and was sure as hell going to. Until the ginger girl beside him called out her partner's name. He turned and saw that Pyrrha and the brunette he could assume was Ren hadn't made it before the bridge collapsed.
Really it should've been a easy choice, they were strangers, he hadn't even known Pyrrha a hour. He owed them nothing and the finish line was right there! Yep, it was a easy choice, one he didn't even need to think about... Dammit.
Pumping aura in his legs he leaped out towards them. After all what kinda person wouldn't rush in to help others? Not him that's for sure.
Exhausted, tired and only mentally there by a fraction his mind worked overtime. Instincts were in the front seat. And so he listened to them.
He knew there was no way he could tear through the things armor... At least, not with what he knew how to do. But there was something?
pumping aura into his arm he tanked a sting with his shield, the attack denting his heirloom's mechanism shifting sheath but somehow managed to feat of strength to not have his poise broken from the blow.
The Grimm's carapace was thick, to thick for a sword like his... But maybe if he stole another one of miss Bleiss's moves?
She'd been so nimble and quick during the fight, pushing aura into her legs as she explain it while beating him.
It was where he got the idea of doing it, though he had the feeling he wasn't nearly as good at it as she was. But despite how petite she was her blows were heavy... Because she put aura on the blade, heck she even swung it once and sent the energy flying.
It was that which he inspired to copy in that moment.
Pushing all the energy he could into his sword, desperation and determination were powerful motivators.
and from them he managed to once more repeat the technique Bleiss had preformed before him like her aura reinforcement.
All his aura surging out in a arc of violent energy, that cleaved into and through one of the Deathstalker's claws.
His aura shattered, he was out and now the thing was glaring at him, oh he was scared but he had three people with him. All of which seemed more worried about his auraless state then even he was. It reassured him, didn't seem like they'd run for it.
Which meant he had a chance. After all, this Grimm wasn't nearly as fast a attacker as Ms. Gelé, and Jaune had learned last night just how much being light on his feet could help.
He smiled, a crooked, sure toothy grin it's way, finding himself terrified but also excited to kill his first monster.
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While they were sure Team RWBY would be the focus of their students for the staff the group their eyes were on were JNPR. And for once it wasn't because of miss Nikos.
No the reason was the blonde dancing around and avoiding the Death Stalker's strikes.
Who knew it was targeting him but didn't turn tell to run despite having no aura but instead kept it's attention so the others could wear it down.
"A Fucking Mazing..." Glynda felt a chill run up her spine as she turned to look at her partner. And what she saw terrified her.
Bleiss was unashamedly looking hungrily at the Arc.
"One fuckinh night with aura and he manages this..." Her lip bled she was biting it so hard. Wait, did she say a night with aura!? Didn't that imply he didn't have it before.
Surely not, he used aura reinforcement on his legs several times and even swung a aura Arc. Those were advance techniques, techniques her partner knew... Technique that look utterly and completely unrefined and raw being performed by the Arc as if he'd never used...
She had to do a double take, but, but he was so nimble on his feet?
"Heheh, Hahaha! He can't beat that thing in strength but if he can dodge me he can sure as hell dodge it!" That... Was true.
Actually he didn't look like he was dodging it so much as... Dancing around it's blows.
What was this, well at the least she knew one thing as Bleiss licked her lips.
She would have to keep a eye on the boy for his own sake from her partner.
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Jaune Not from Remnant He's from louisiana usa and somehow wound up there. He now has to pretend he's always been there while being forced to become a huntsman Do not give up his secret. How does he solve the Is the grimm problem Easy redneck Engineering he makes a fucking tank.
I don't think tanks exist in Remnant Which is really weird cause you don't need Huntsman to operate them. And i'm pretty sure they could fuck up any grimm just about Like the main Canon could take out heavily armored opponents. The .50 bmg Takes out smaller ones.
I'm... not sure how to approach this one. Like, the premise is neat, but Jaune being from Louisiana is already a wild concept. By this logic, not only does Jaune not have aura, but likely never will, nor will he have a semblance. Not to mention that Jaune doesn't really strike me as the mechanical engineer type, granted his growing up in LA could change his personality just a tinge. Personally, if I was going to make Jaune from down that way, I'd make him a chef, whipping up some delicious rice and shrimp into a gumbo, though I'm not really an expert on what does on in the southeastern US.
As for the presence of tanks, I will agree that it is odd, but one thing to consider is that RWBY has kind of evolved past tanks. Maybe in the Great War there were tanks, but in the current era with hard-light shields, automaton soldiers, and walking mechs, RWBY has probably gone Metal Gear and evolved their weaponry to an era beyond fuel and low-impact bullets. It kinda makes sense since you've got huge, armored Grimm running around, like Ursa, Beowolves, and Beringels. Heck, the armor might even be too thick for mortar fire.
But yeah, this is a neat AU, though it might need a little tweaking. Jaune being a redneck engineer from Louisiana and building tanks seems just a WEE BIT out of character for him. Now, if it was Ruby, that'd be different, since she's already a gun nut.
Though, I remember a couple stories from this ask. The first one that comes to mind is an OLD RWBY AU idea I had about Jaune being an investigative journalist lost in the bayou with Ruby (Bayou AU). Another was an incorrect quote from Far Cry 6, which led a little bit into Jaune and Ruby making plans for a tank he made a long time ago. I dunno, those are just some ideas I had.
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La rencontre
Le mercredi 11 mai 1983, Arthur Dias de Almeida est appelé pour intervenir près de la ville de Sinop dans le Mato Grosso. En effet, d’étranges lumières ont été aperçues au-dessus de la campagne et de constructions neuves. Le policier ne fut pas le seul à avoir été sollicité. Deux avions de chasse brésiliens décolèrent, après le survol de l’Amazonie par un engin inconnu, et toujours à côté de la ville de Sinop.
Au début, Arthur pensait avoir à faire à des braconniers ou des trafiquants d’or. Il pensait aux phares de leur jeep vus de loin par quelques fermiers. D’ailleurs, il s’attendait à les croiser au détour d’un carrefour. Mais après une dizaine de minutes à scruter les environs, il découvrit avec stupeur que l’origine de cette luminosité, venait du ciel. En effet, il aperçut au loin ce qui ressemblait à un cigare volant dont les bords rayonnaient.
Après un moment de stupéfaction, il appela le commissariat afin d’obtenir de l’aide. Puis, il profita du déplacement extrêmement lent du véhicule, pour le suivre. Arthur demeurait fasciné par cette chose. Il se demanda si l’engin était habité. Peut-être était-ce une sorte de ballon sonde ou d’une expérience militaire ? La base n’était pas très loin. D’ailleurs, il entendit les deux avions de chasse passer à toute vitesse.
L’OVNI continua de se déplacer lentement. Il ne faisait pas de bruit, et se limitait à avancer au-dessus des bords de l’Amazonie. Enfin de ce qui en restait, car tout avait été rasé pour construire des fermes et des quartiers résidentiels. Un appel provenant de la radio avertit Arthur de l’arrivée de renfort. En attendant, il ne devait rien faire.
Le policier s’arrêtait de temps en temps pour rassurer des habitants sortis regarder le vaisseau volant. Il parlait calmement, prévenant que tout était sous contrôle et qu’ils pouvaient retourner chez eux. Puis, il repartait en direction des lumières visibles de la machine volante. Les avions militaires continuaient de tourner autour d’elle sans pour autant la gêner.
Cela dura un bon quart d’heure lorsqu’Arthur réalisa quitter l’agglomération. L’objet non identifié continua de voler puis s’arrêta brusquement au-dessus d’un enclos. Dès lors, l’agent descendit de sa voiture, continuant à pieds, la main posée sur son arme vers le champ, qui ne présentait rien de particulier.
C’est alors qu’une lumière jaune sortit de l’engin jusque sur le chemin. Arthur n’en croyait pas ses yeux, une forme vivante semblait descendre en glissant par le rayon. Aussitôt, le policier courut pour mieux voir l’individu. Il voulait être le premier homme à entrer en contact avec ce qui paraissait être évident, un extra-terrestre. Soudain, une réflexion envahit son esprit : « Et s’il était dangereux ? »
Plus il avançait, plus la raison poussait le policier à fuir. Malgré la peur au ventre, il continua d’approcher du point de chute de la lumière jaune. Il n’était plus très loin. Arthur remarqua une étable, les portes grandes ouvertes. Il n’y avait rien dans l’enclos. Il entendit le meuglement de quelques vaches. Celles-ci ne semblaient pas paniquer. Il approcha furtivement lorsqu’il vit quelque-chose sortir du bâtiment.
Ça portait une combinaison de cosmonaute. Son casque empêchait de voir sa tête. Il sortit calmement de l’étable puis s’arrêta, tout-à-coup, au milieu du chemin. Il ne remarqua pas l’agent Dias de Almeida, préférant observer les arbres de l’autre côté de l’enclos. Dans le ciel, on ne remarquait plus l’OVNI qui pourtant, continuait de stagner, sans faire de bruit, au-dessus de l’Alien.
Ne bougez-pas ! cria Arthur.
L’extra-terrestre tourna la tête. Il fit un mouvement de recul quand il découvrit le policier en train de pointer son arme. Il ne prononça aucun mot et attendit sagement pendant quelques secondes. Arthur ne savait que faire. Il braquait la chose en réalisant que personne ne savait où les trouver. Tout-à-coup, le visiteur posa brutalement sa main sur son ceinturon. Arthur comprit qu’il cherchait une arme et sans hésiter, il tira vers l’extra-terrestre.
Mais qu’ai-je fait ?
Il réalisa avoir oublié les sommations d’usage. Touché à l’épaule, l’ET entra précipitamment dans l’étable, immédiatement suivi par Arthur Dias de Almeida. Ce dernier tendait son arme et ciblait toutes les vaches qui se présentaient. Il marchait en tournant sur lui-même. Il chercha partout, dans tous les recoins de la grange. Lorsqu’il entendit un grincement, il aperçut le cosmonaute qui sortait en courant. Le policier tira une seconde fois avant de pourchasser le fuyard.
Mais en sortant, il n’y avait plus personne. Il leva les yeux. L’OVNI éclairait le ciel comme un feu d’artifice. Il s’éloignait d’abord lentement. Puis d’un claquement de doigt, il disparut totalement, ne laissant d’une petite trainée blanche à la place. Au même moment, les deux avions de chasse annoncèrent avoir perdu de vue le vaisseau inconnu en forme de cigare.
Hector Baumann quitta l’hôpital tout de suite après l’opération. Il gardait cependant son bras en écharpe afin d’immobiliser l’épaule blessée. La portière d’une voiture attendant sur le parvis s’ouvrit, l’invitant à entrer. Un homme attendait patiemment en lisant une tablette. Il ne regarda pas Hector s’assoir. La voiture démarra aussitôt dans un silence incroyable. Elle n’avait pas de roue, elle flottait sur l’air
Alors, le XXe siècle est comment ? demanda-t-il.
J’étais au XXe siècle ? s’esclaffa Hector.
L’homme tendit la tablette et continua de parler.
D’après le rapport sur la balle, oui. Elle vaut une fortune maintenant pour les collectionneurs et les musées. Ensuite, d’après un rapport retrouvé dans les archives du ministère de la défense Brésilienne.
Hector n’en croyait pas ses yeux. Il lisait le fameux document qui relatait son contact avec un autochtone. Celui-ci racontait avoir blessé un extra-terrestre. Dehors, un paysage urbain et gris dévalait le long des vitres. L’homme sourit en regardant un groupe d’écoliers attendre sur le trottoir.
Pourquoi avoir ramené une fiole de sang de bœuf ? Votre mission était de récupérer des graines d’arbres et de plantes disparues.
Quand j’ai vu qu’il n’y avait pas d’arbre. J’ai pris ce qui me tombait sous la main. Il y avait des vaches. Alors, j’ai fait un prélèvement. Par contre, j’étais censé débarquer au milieu de l’Amazonie bien avant l’arrivée de Christophe Colomb.
Il y a eu un bug, répondit l’homme. Ce doit être corrigé pour la prochaine expédition.
Le jeune cosmonaute spatio-temporel continuait de lire le rapport datant de 1983. Il trouva rigolo d’être décrit comme un monstre de trois mètres avec des tentacules et de gros yeux ronds. Il rit en lisant avoir été aperçu plusieurs fois durant la nuit, alors qu’il n’était sorti qu’une seule fois. Il comprit pourquoi le dossier n’avait pas été pris au sérieux. Du coup, la hiérarchie ne l’avait pas retenu dans leurs paramètres de probabilité d’incidents possibles. De plus, l’erreur de date fut à l’origine de cette rencontre avec le policier Arthur Dias de Almeida.
J’ai fait retarder le prochain vol pour dans six mois. Je veux trouver la raison de ce bug de date. Je suppose que vous en serez ?
Je n’hésiterai pas. Les risques en valent la peine, réagit Hector.
Ce n’était pas son premier vol dans le temps. Il aimait visiter le passé de la terre et découvrir ce que l’homme a perdu…ou plutôt détruit. Son seul regret était de garder une combinaison afin d’éviter tout contact avec des maladies disparus, ou d’apporter de nouvelles maladies. Il aurait voulu plonger dans une mer dépolluée ou juste sentir une fleur.
La voiture s’arrêta devant une porte de garage. Elle attendit son ouverture avant de s’engouffrer dans un bâtiment connu pour être abandonné, mais classé « secret défense ».
Alex@r60 – novembre 2023
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Just read the Smol Jaune au post where he meets Elm and they decide to ‘settle things privately’. Could I ask for a follow up?
Maybe them having been so ‘passionate’ that they broke the bed?
Girls being thirstier for smol Jaune after hearing what he can do?
I Expected Something, But Just Not This!
Winter: Elm? Elm it’s me, Winter. Why weren’t you at…?! OH MY GODS?!!
Inside, Elm’s room she lay on her bed, or what was left of it, as her blanked covered her lower region’s, leaving her impressive bust bare, and open for all the world to see.
Elm: Hi… Winter…
Winter: W-What happened to you?! And, what happened to your bed, It’s mounted in the wall, how is it broken?!
Elm: Remember that fight I was going to have with, Jaune?
Winter: Yes, I do... No! Is this how you decided to settle your... little conflict?!
Elm: Indeed we did, Winter.. Indeed we did, and I lost. Oh, I lost good. So, so, so good~!
Winter: W-What happened...?
Elm: Well, since he’s so small I picked him up, and we started to make out. But, his tongue was completely overpowering me in seconds! I was losing my breath as he was kissing me, I wanted to break the kiss so I could get some air, but I just couldn’t let go. Eventually he let go, and we caught our breath, and he told me to put him, down, and sit on the bed. And, I did no questions asked, I just did as he told me too.
Winter: You just did as he told you to? No resistance what so ever? Just put him down, and sat down on the bed?
Elm: It wasn’t like he told me to do it, it was like he commanded me to do it. And I was more than happy to obey his commands~!
Winter: O-Okay... Then what happened?
Elm: After I sat down, he stripped me from the waist down, spread apart my thighs, and just went to town on me!
Winter: H-he did...?
Elm: I lost count of how many times he made me come. Hell, I lost conscious a few times as he went down on me! And, I loved every second of it! That I was conscious for that is...
Winter: What happened after that?
Elm: He commanded me to strip, so I did. He then strip himself... Good gods I did not expect to see what I saw...
Winter: What did you see...?
Elm: For starters, he is ripped, like seriously ripped! Probably from all the heavy weapons, and armour he was carrying around. But, his sword! Oh gods I wasn’t expecting him to carry two bastard swords...
Winter: T-Two...?
Elm: Then he put it in me: Ahh~! It felt like he was slowly stabbing be in the gut with a knife. And, gods I was loving every second of it~!
Winter: Y-Y-You did…?
Elm: At first, when he started going it felt like I was being hit by a battering ram; Slowly pulling back, then slamming hard against my entrance, then he’d slowly pull back, and then he’d hit me again, and again, and again~! Ahhh~! I never knew going so slow could feel sooo good~!
Winter: Then what happened?
Elm: He started to pick up steam… It was like a steam engine picking up speed; He hit me harder, and faster than before, my body rocked back, and forth as he plowed into me. I couldn’t help, but moan out in ecstasy as he ravaged me with one thrust after another. He then grabbed a hold of my breasts with such a strong grip, and startled to fondled them. My moans only grew louder as he asked me one simple question…
Winter: W-What did he ask…?
Elm: He asked if I wanted him to go faster, and harder than before, that he was going to show me what it really meant to be hit with a jackhammer.
Winter: And, what… D-Did you say yes…?
Elm: I didn’t say yes… I begged him to harder, to go rougher! To break me, and make me his! And, then he did. He slammed his hips against me, and I could feel a jolt of electricity fly up my spine, he then hit me so hard, and so rough I was falling off the bed. I could barely think, he was making my mind going numb from the shear pleasure of it all~! I then activated my semblance to hold me in place. But, he kept pushing me so roughly that the bed was starting to bend, and break from the shear force of his thrusts!
Winter: No way…
Elm: Then… He told me he was about to come… that he was close, he asked me where I wanted it. Care to guess where I wanted it~?
Winter: N-N-No…
Elm: Ahh~! You’re such a shy virgin~!
Winter: Shut up!
Elm: well, after that, we both collapsed on one another; panting for breath, drenched in sweat, and thoroughly pleasured from it all~! Then, he asked me if I enjoyed it. Of course I said, yes. Then he smile, and then said, ‘Good, time for round two~!”
Winter: You didn’t again?!
Elm: No, four times~!
Winter: F-F-Four?!
Elm: Four times~! And, there wasn’t this slow build up, he just went straight to the jackhammer~! At the end of it all, I lost consciousness, he left a lovely note for me, and here I lay, sore but thoroughly satisfied~!
Winter: How satisfied?
Elm: I would still be going at it with him, put there’s just one problem…
Winter: That being?
Elm: I can’t move my legs…
Winter: Oh… Is that a good thing…?
Elm: Why don’t you ask him yourself~?
Winter: …
Winter: T-Tomorrow, I need time… Time to prepare myself for… him…
Elm: Leg stretch’s, Winter lots of leg stretches~! Trust me, you’ll need it… But, you’ll enjoy it anyway.
Winter: Very well. I’ll tell the general you’re take a day off. Good day, Elm, I hope you will heal nicely.
Elm: And, good luck to you, Winter, you’re gonna need it~!
#rwby#jaune arc#winter schnee#elm ederne#winter x jaune#jaune x winter#elm x jaune#jaune x elm#rwby winterknight
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"Jaune Gets a Gun AU - Day 2"
Is this a Zombie - Mysteltainn
Jaune was openly sobbing as Pyrrha and Ruby continued to drag his limp form away from the booth. A booth that the two swore to kill with fire if it showed Jaune any more guns with Bunnies on them.
Ruby: Get it together, Jaune, they're just guns.
Ruby stopped dead in her tracks, releasing Jaune from her grip as she slapped both her hands over her mouth, in utter mortification over what she just said.
Pyrrha: (Struggling to keep hold of Jaune) Are you going to be okay, Ruby?
Ruby: (Sobbing & Sniffling) I didn't mean it...
Pyrrha: (Hissing) Jaune stop. Ruby is having a crisis.
Jaune instantly goes into big brother mode...
Jaune: Feeling better, Ruby?
Ruby: (Sniffles) Thank you.
Pyrrha: That's enough... Jaune.
????: Jaune is that you?
Jaune releases Ruby and whips around to be greeted by a smiling face he always dreaded seeing.
Jaune: Haruna?!? What are you doing here?
Haruna: I came to check up on my partner.
Ruby/Pyrrha: Partner???
Jaune: You're here because you want something. What is it?
Haruna: Well...
Screams drew the quartet's attention to their right...
Pyrrha/Ruby: Is that a BEAR!
Jaune: (Dead panning) A megalo... I assume you brought it?
Haruna: As if I would forget it. I am a genius Magical Garment Girl, what do you take me for?
Pyrrha/Ruby: Huh? Garment what now?
Jaune: (Sighs) Let's get this over with...
Haruna: Catch!
Ruby and Pyrrha watch as the girl named Haruna pulls a pink chainsaw from out of thin air and tosses it to Jaune, who catches it with absolute ease.
Jaune: (Closing his eyes) Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa, Dokeda, Gunmīcha, Dē Ribura
In a blaze of light and accompanied by some rather blush inducing sounds Jaune changes...
Ruby/Pyrrha: WHAT THE F...
Jaune: Swear Jar!
Haruna: Here it comes!
Onlookers watched as the bear like creature charges, while the cross-dressed blond stood his ground, revving the engine of his chainsaw. Just before the massive creature was able to grab hold of Jaune, he leapt into the air...
Ruby: (Whispering) I can see his panties...
Pyrrha: (Whispering & Panting) Glorious, isn't it?
Everyone expected the cross-dressed young man to crack the beast with his slipper clade foot, only to stare in utter shock as he instead proceeded to bisect it from the head down.
EVERYONE: THAT'S NOT A KICK!!!!
The body of the creature slowly melted away into a black mist, much like how a slain grimm would decompose. Jaune sighed and tossed the chainsaw back to Haruna.
Jaune: You know if you spent less time chasing after me, and more time finishing your detentions, you would get your powers back!
Haruna: But you're so CUTE in that outfit! I can't resist!
Pyrrha/Ruby: (Snarling) He's MINE bitch!
Jaune: Swear Jar!
Watching all the action, unseen by anyone else...
Emerald: (Speaking to herself) I wonder if he can wear that when he's my blond goddess?
Haruna: So, what are you doing here?
Jaune: Looking for a gun, to round out my kit.
Haruna: Why?
Jaune: What do you mean, why?
Haruna: You're a Magical Garment Girl... use your magic. You don't need one. You should remember this from school.
Jaune: Well, for your information, I'm not only a Magical Garment Girl.
Haruna: Really? So what else are you?
Jaune: A huntsman-in-training, and this...
Haruna: What is that? A blond bimbo?
Before anyone could react, Haruna was suddenly not there. Jaune shook his head and reverted to his normal body, and turns to face the still shocked and aroused Pyrrha and Ruby.
Jaune: Figures she would bail. I'm hungry. You guys want to hit the food court?
Ruby/Pyrrha: Magical Garment Girl?
Jaune: (Rubs the back of his neck) Ah, yeah... funny story...
Around a corner, away from Jaune, Ruby and Pyrrha... Haruna found herself tied up and looking into blazing red eyes...
Emerald: You insulted my future wife... Say you're sorry.
Haruna: (Whimpering) I'm sorry?
(Okay...so this will be the last time I do the coloured name thing. I don't know how you guys do it, but I just can't anymore. So yeah... Jaune is more powerful then he let's on... Magical Garment Girl & Twin-Tail Warrior.... is there anything else he's keeping secret? Will he EVER get a gun?)
#jaune arc#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#rwby#is this a zombie#haruna#emerald sustrai#arkos#lancaster#topaz#jaune gets a gun au
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hi I'm Charlie, I'm 23, and I'm looking for people to rp with, i prefer fandom rps, and usually with both of us being canon characters. I am a gay man so i enjoy m/m or m/nb ships the most for obvious reasons, but I have no problem having two ships in an rp with yours being whatever you are interested in. the fandoms I want to play with are:
RWBY (the biggest one atm because I've recently started rewatching it)
Muses: Mercury Black, Sun Wukong, Lie Ren, Jaune Arc
TF2
Muses: Spy, Medic, Sniper, Engineer
Undertale
Muses: Sans, Papyrus, Pretty much any au of either of them too
Omori
Muses: Basil, and Sunny
Dangan Ronpa
Muses: Mondo Oowada, Kazuichi Souda, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Kaito Momota, Gonta Gokuhara
MHA
Muses: Hawkes, Izuku Midoriya, Shouta Aizawa, Mirio Togata, Tomura Shigaraki
I have other fandoms I really like but they are cringe and I don't want to share them 💙
I write third person, and I can write a lot, I mainly try to write as many words or more then my partner so that it feels like I am being fair with them.
For ships I don't really care because with enough planning, and talking anything can work, canon is simply the backdrop for us to do whatever we want.
If any of this interests you feel free to like the post and I will contact you!
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#rwby rp#tf2 rp#undertale rp#omori rp#danganronpa rp#mha rp#my hero academia rp#rp search#dark roleplay#dark rp#18+ mun
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Management of a Novice RWBY [WIP]
After graduating Alchemy College, Ruby takes her sister Yang and they move to a small magical town at the edge of a vast and diverse woodland to open an alchemy shop. There, they meet a variety of new friends and go on a variety of adventures to procure new ingredients, discover new places, and protect their new home from the many dangers of their magical world.
Basically a slice of life, cozy high fantasy au based on Management of a Novice Alchemist, Flying Witch, The Legend of Vox Machina, and Legends and Lattes.
Unknown Rating, probably T, possibly M. No Archive Warnings Apply. Queernorm Society. Romance, Slice of Life, Adventure Focused.
Planned Ships ATM:
Ruby Rose/Penny Polendina
Yang Xiao Long/Blake Belladonna
Weiss Schnee/Sun Wukong/Neptune Vasilias
Jaune Arc/Nora Valkyrie/Pyrrha Nikos/Lie Ren
Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long/Raven Branwen (established)
James Ironwood/Qrow Branwen
Hazel Rainart/Emerald Sustrai/Mercury Black
Characters So Far:
Ruby Rose: 21, she/her. novice alchemist and potion seller. eager to make a difference in the world.
Yang Xiao Long: 23, she/her. forager & fighter, Ruby's biggest fan & assistant. mostly without her own purpose.
Blake Belladonna: 23, trans, she/her. faunus (ears and tail). apprenticed to her parents to inherit the bookstore/library. longs for adventure.
Weiss Schnee: 23, she/her. spent the last 3 years locked in her family's summer estate with her mother and siblings after her father, the Lord Ruler of the province, was overthrown and executed. recently released to the small town in custody of mayor James Ironwood. longs for freedom.
Jaune Arc: 23, trans, he/him. cleric and one of the only holy people in the whole province. capable of great healing but no real idea how it works beyond "pray and hope".
Nora Valkyrie, 23, trans, she/her. apprenticed to take over the inn as host from Roman one day. works in inn, currently.
Lie Ren, 23, trans, they/them. apprenticed to take over the inn as head cook from Junior one day. works in kitchen of inn, currently.
Neptune Vasilias, 23, trans, he/him. half merperson. apprenticed to take over the tavern from his mothers, one day. works as bus boy, mostly. terrified of water, prone to headaches.
Pyrrha Nikos, 23, trans, she/her. werewolf. a soldier attacked by a sick werewolf and poisoned and turned all in one. she turns up at the edge of the forest and is saved by Jaune.
Penny Polendina, 21, trans, she/her. half-fairy. a child who appeared at the edge of the woods as a toddler and has been raised by Pietro ever since. bright, bubbly, and eager. an automail engineer, an inventor, and her father's apprentice.
Bartholomew Oobleck & Peter Port - husbands who run the local general store together.
Hei "Junior" Xiong & Roman Torchwick - husbands who run the inn together
Sini & Nanami Vasilias [OCs] - Neptune's mothers, wives who run the tavern/restaurant together.
Ghira & Kali Belladonna - Blake's parents. they run the bookstore/library together.
Hazel Rainart, 40ish, he/him. half-giant. a powerful, dangerous man who protects the village from dangerous magical threats in return for a small cottage. he forages as a day job.
I'll add more details later I just wanted to post this before I started doubting it.
#lace speaks#lace writes#rwby#management of a novice rwby#itll get a better title#but it does the job
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thinking about a rw/by au where silver eyes are actually a big deal from the start, and everyone knows they're special, so summer is famous and ruby is by extension kinda famous just for even existing
tbh this would be nice because then ruby's whole "i just want to be seen as normal" thing from early volumes would feel a lot more meaningful and consistent.
the tension between weiss and ruby becomes more of an "i expected more from you" kind of thing from weiss, on top of the expectation that ruby would be more like her and be able to relate to her better, so weiss is like doubly disappointed.
summer's death is like. HUGE. everyone was upset about it, people STILL aren't over it, there was a big funeral, it was all over the news, people keep acting all "oh sorry about your loss" around Ruby because of it, or bringing it up again when she goes to Beacon even though it's already been a pretty good while.
Ruby notices more than a little bit that she's now kinda being treated like some priceless faberge egg- Super important, but nobody wants to let her out of their sight or give her much of any real freedom.
She starts feeling secretly scared that like maybe she doesn't even deserve to be at Beacon, and her eyes are the only reason she's even there and Ozpin is just *saying* it's because she's good at Hunter stuff.
Ruby/Pyrrha would be my pairing of choice in this AU, because Weiss would be initially let down/put off by how Ruby acts and have to overcome that, but Pyrrha and Ruby would instantly be like "OH SAME HAT???" and just Click.
By extension, if Pyrrha still dies the angst there would be IMMENSE (and go predominantly to Ruby and not Jaune, which would feel more appropriately streamlined in terms of character focus)
But even with that being said I really wouldn't WANT Pyrrha to die in this AU because I feel like you could get a lot more mileage out of her and Ruby's differing approaches to how they deal with "i'm really special even though i don't entirely want to be, but feel obligated to perform as well as i can or else i am a Failure the moment i mess up at all ever", and the ways their situations are similar and yet different.
I think I would still definitely prefer Ruby to still be pretty bad at reliably doing anything with her Silver Eyes, even in spite of everyone knowing what it means from the start, just to heap on even more impostor syndrome (and meta-wise, because that makes it way easier to keep the fights challenging)
And she would eventually have to incorporate her knowledge of engineering into figuring out a workaround, like maybe cool visors that help her concentrate the energy they produce, or a way to make something that channels it into her weapon instead (the imagery of a cool scythe where sections of it glow silvery-white and it does Super Effective Grimm Damage is epic in my head)
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Ok, thinking more about that Star Trek AU:
Once again, the Ozmas are Trills and Oscar’s simply the latest.
Ozpin was actually Ruby’s sponsor as for Officer training.
Here, Oscar and Ruby are essentially Dax & Sisko, as are Oscar and Qrow. Someone definitely calls Oscar old man.
Honestly Ruby has, not a lot...but some notable parallels with Sisko here.
Both begin in Engineering before a higher up ‘sees something in them’ and sets them on the command route.
Plus, Captain Summer Rose of the USS Harvest was MIA, presumed KIA following the Battle of Wolf 359.
Not sure about the exact species makeup, but Penny is a Synthetic, but not a Soong-type model, and Ren is a Betazoid.
Maquis Blake? Augment Blake? Illyrian Blake?
Their starship’s called the USS Beacon, natch.
Division+Roles
Ruby: Command-Commanding Officer
Formerly Ops/Engineering.
Weiss: Science-Chief Science Officer (it’s an HC I have), XO
Does a Spock and keeps the Science Blue.
Blake: Command-Comms Officer, Second Officer
Yang: Operations-Chief? Engineer & and an NCO.
Jaune: Science-Chief Medical Officer
Nora: Operations-Chief of Security, Tactical Officer
Pyrrha: Operations-XO, Tactical Officer
Transferred from Command, but experienced burnout.
Ren: Science-Counselor, Higher ranked Officer
Transferred from Command.
Penny: Operations-Engineer
Oscar: Command-Helmsman
Qrow: Command-Con officer, NCO
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RWBY star trek au?
Captain Ruby with first officer weiss.
Yang is the chief security officer and blake is the communications officer.
Nora is the chief engineer, Ren also works in engineering and Jaune is the chief medical officer.
Penny is the operations officer and second officer (Penny is just data in this au).
Blake is bajoran and used to be part of the maquis.
Ozpin/Oscar is a trill. Ozpin was an admiral but after we was killed and the trill was placed in Oscar he goes back down to the rank of Ensign
Ren is a betazoid
Summer was also a captain when she was alive. Taiyang and Qrow both work at star fleet academy
Ruby is the youngest captain in stat fleet. The previous ship she worked (the USS Beacon) on was attacked and all the senior officers were killed so she had to take command of the ship and bring safely back to starfleet (that's also were pyrrha died) as a reward for her bravery she was given her own command (by Ozpin of course) but Weiss can't accept it because on the Beacon Ruby was barely an Ensign. They go on lots of wacky adventures as they continue their mission to explore strange new worlds.
#its haunting my brain#i really want this au to be a thing#sorry if its disorganized im just trying to get it all down#rwby#star trek
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(Not entirely in line with what I had before, but fluff)
RandNadopted AU: Ren would be the first person to be called, whenever Yang had a bad date/experience when out partying, so 'Big Bro' would come pick her up, take her home and get her to bed (And hopefully pay for the damages she caused, when her temper kicked in)
"This better not happen again!"
"Yes, I'm sorry, I'll make sure to discipline her later."
"You better."
Ren bowed to the club owner in front of him, once again Yang had made a mess of a local club, once again she'd been stilted by a date.
This had become a rather usual occurrence, one he wished didn't happen, but Yang had a temper, which often meant that Ren had to be the one to pay for damages.
So, as usual, he handed the owner a wad of cash, hopefully to keep his sister out of jail. That wouldn't have been good for their time in Beacon, he knew that Headmaster Ozpin was tolerant, but Yang doing this so often was going to cause problems for her future. 'There goes that savings.'
Well it was a small price to pay he supposed.
Turning back towards his sister, who was sitting on the back of his motorcycle, he began to walk towards her.
"I know what you're going to say! You're going to tell me I should calm down, or I shouldn't do this or that."
Ren shook his head, they'd had this conversation before.
"But it was Cardin!"
She tried to defend herself. Ren of course, was a bit more lenient on Cardin thrashing, he was a rather sore spot and blemish on their friends group.
"Yang, I understand that he's... a repulsive individual. But that doesn't mean you should take it out on the club."
Yang mumbled to herself, she knew Ren was right, and by acting out like that, it meant she had less places to chill.
She shifted backwards as her brother took his seat in front of her.
"I... I know! Just... ugh! He pisses me off so much. He grabs my ass and then starts talking shit about you, how am I supposed to react?!"
Rens' grip on the starter faltered, "What did he do?"
"Talked shit about you! That bastard was say-"
"No the other thing."
"Grabbed my ass? That doesn't matter though! I don't care if he tries to do that, I can just break his arm, but I am not letting him talk shit about you in the slightest."
Ren's eyes met his sisters, lilac and pink staring directly into one another.
"I see... we'll talk about this later... for now we should get going."
Though, before the engine revved, he pulled out his scroll and sent a text to a friend.
Jaune blinked as he received the scroll, the young man was out shopping for his team, Nora, Pyrrha and Weiss all needed a few things and unfortunately they weren't exactly at their best to go out. So being as used to helping women with their problems as he was, he volunteered, receiving several thanks and a glare from Weiss, "Uhm... why does Ren need duct tape, a few garbage bags, and cement mix this late at night?"
The next day Cardin was found, still alive, but scared out of his mind, left bound in his briefs for all to see.
He wasn't able to look Ren in the eye from that day onwards.
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then an Au where jaune's mom has a tank that is also an organ that shoots ballistic missiles
"Why are you pestering me, Arc?" Weiss asked, hands on her hips. "Every day, you assault my ears with your horrid music and awful pick-up lines."
"Promise not to think it's weird." Jaune pressed her fingertips together.
"I promise nothing." Weiss crossed her arms.
"It's because you remind me of my mom." Jaune said.
"What?"
"My mom is a world famous musician, and I really miss her, and I thought, maybe, if I ask you out, she won't approve and will try to scare you off."
"I... What?"
"I miss my mom, Weiss." Jaune sniffed. "I miss her so much."
"This... is absolutely insane." Weiss rubbed her eyes. "I refuse to even remotely associate myself with you, you pathetic creep. Jump up your own ass and die, you sad, sad, pathetic, little man."
"Yeah, that's about the reaction I expected." Jaune sighed.
"Also, your onesie is stupid."
"Oh..." Jaune sniffled.
The ground rumbled, and the walls quaked as a thunderous roar echoed throughout the school. The two ran to a nearby window, where a woman atop a motorized pipe organ on tank treads, sat before a set of keys, glaring at the two.
"ART THOU THE FOUL WENCH THAT DOTH INSULTETH MINE KIN?!" The woman shouted.
"WHAT?!" Weiss shouted back. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOUR ENGINE IS TOO LOUD!"
"WHAT?!" The woman shouted back. "COULD YOU SPEAK UP?! THE ENGINE IS TOO LOUD!"
"HI, MOM!" Jaune shouted as he waved.
"HI, SWEETIE!" Jaune's mother waved back. "I'M SORRY I LEFT SO SOON! THEY NEEDED ME FOR A WAR ORCHESTRA!"
"WHAT?!" Jaune shouted. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"WHAT?! HANG ON! I'LL TURN THE ENGINE OFF!" Mama Arc pressed a key, and launched a missile at the two.
"Time to die, Huntresses!" Roman Torchwick shouted his last words as the missiles flew past Jaune and Weiss and obliterated him.
"Talk about Beethoven's 5th." Neo stated with a sign overhead.
"WHAT?!" Jaune and Weiss shouted at Neo, cupping their ears.
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I'm so sorry
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Fanfic Review: The Games We Play
A somewhat infamous gamer June RWBY fic from 2015 by Ryuugi, that’s particularly notable due to the fact that its million or so word count was written over the course of one and a half years. What’s more, is that updates came almost every single day of that period, with the exception of a collective eighteen days.
The story itself follows Jaune Arc, who just before the start of canon, finds himself with Gamer abilities (abilities that mimic a main character in an RPG video game, such as experience points, level ups, numerical stats, and so on). His mad dash to grind himself into something stronger starts unveiling more of the secrets of the world than he’s prepared for, even as they show themselves more than prepared for him.
As a lot of the story was written before the third season, it could be considered a full on AU (Alternate Universe) to the main series. In fact, the series changes the characterisation of the majority of the cast that appears regularly, including Jaune himself.
The story itself is definitely interesting, and the worldbuilding, is in my opinion, better than that of the original property. Remnant is portrayed as having a vast and tattered history, fully living up to its name, something the characters note on, at least once or twice. The feeling of a world that is almost claustrophobic in its lethality outside of civilisation is particularly palpable, especially with the levels of strength displayed by the more powerful Grimm.
Ryuugi’s choice of semblances, as well as their explanations are also quite indepth. More than simple power boosts, or vague ideas that act as narrative fodder when the plot calls for it, they’re complex capabilities with their own strength and weaknesses, each ideal in their own situations. A particular favourite of mine is one which allows the user to create multiple servants from available liquid, which the user then uses as a kind of miniature engineer task force, capable of making things ranging from radar towers to death lasers.
The combat is also quite interesting, though more in an early shonen battle manga sort of way. It’s rarely a case of slapping power levels against one another, but more often about fighting smarter, not harder. Unexpected issues arise, and despite Jaune getting quite powerful over the course of the story, not every situation can be solved by overwhelming violence.
Of course, with that style of combat, indeed writing, comes the caveat of being rather dense and meandering at times. The pacing of a fight or situation can be bogged down with explanations of mechanics, history, or simple observations that go on and on. It becomes very stream of consciousness at times, unsurprising at the rate that Ryuugi was writing it. While the seat of their pants writing has mostly worked, there are some times where it drags.
Another casualty of the writing speed is the text itself. The story is absolutely riddled with typos. Mispelling, wrong tenses, incorrect words, occasionally the text is so warped, it takes a few seconds to parse what the original intent of a sentence was.
Finally, for a story based on RWBY, there’s shrinkingly little of the main cast at all. As was mentioned before, many of the characters have wildly different characterisation as compared to their canon counterparts, with Jaune himself being Jaune in name only. Coupled with the vastly altered setting, the story itself is practically an original property all of its own, with little recognizable from the original media save names and a rough idea of the setting.
It’s a very interesting story, if a somewhat polarising one. If you like gamer fics with the protagonist getting incredibly overpowered, indepth abilities and world building, and a more comprehensive take on the idea of the RWBY setting than its creators did, this is the one for you.
#fanfic#fanfiction#fanfic review#fanfiction review#RWBY#Gamer#Gamer Jaune#The Games We Play#Ryuugi#stc fr
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"Ozpin's Fault AU"
Impending Doom
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As Ozpin struggled to reverse engineer the spell he had used on one Jaune Arc, he was acutely unaware that Jaune's Aunt Katherine Adel, and Jaune's mother Jasmine Arc were making their way to his academy.
He paused when a cold tingle travelled down his spine. Pushing the feeling from his mind, he continued with his work. He had three more days.
/=/
Jaune yipped and barked trying to get Pyrrha's mind off of whatever idea Jaune's mother planted in her mind. But she was making no headway, but was hesitant about climbing out of the comfy and warm nest of blankets she was now curled up in.
It was then a knock on the door came. Jaune hunkered down, not really interested in finding out who was on the other side. The knocking continued and slowly drew Pyrrha's attention from the blank scroll screen she had been staring at since Jaune's mom had ended their call.
"Jaune your mom is coming to visit." Pyrrha informed her partner and team leader as she set Jaune's scroll back on the charging dock and moved to answer the door. Jaune "whined" and tried to bury herself further into the safety of Pyrrha's blankets.
"Hello?" Pyrrha greeted the dishevelled and scruffy man she found standing in the hallway.
"This team JNPR's room?"
"Yes."
"Good, I have the right room." he leaned forward, sticking his head into the room, and caught sight of a golden blond furred fox unsuccessfully trying to hide in a nest of blankets. "Yep, definitely the right room."
"Who are you?" Pyrrha asked as she stepped in front of the man, preventing his unimpeded entry into the room. "Why are you here?"
"My name is Qrow, I'm Ruby and Yang's uncle. I am here at the request of Glynda... to assist with this issue."
"Ruby and Yang's uncle?" Pyrrha questioned. "I don't see a resemblance."
"Is that a problem?"
"Maybe."
"Should I call Glynda and get her to vouch for me?"
"I think that would be for the best."
The man sighed as he pulled out his scroll and hit the dial button after selecting his most recent incoming call.
"Glynda, I need a favour." Before she could answer, Qrow turned the scroll about to face Pyrrha.
"What is the issue, Ms Nikos?" Glynda asked.
"Who is he, and why is he here?" Pyrrha answered.
"His name is Qrow, he is a friend who has... experience with what Jaune is currently going through." Glynda scowled, showing her displeasure at this minor complication. "Please let him in, so he can assist Jaune."
"Okay, Professor." Pyrrha responded.
"Thanks Glyn." Qrow spoke as he turned the scroll back to face him. "I'll see what I can do."
"Don't see. Just do. Kat and Jas are on their way."
Qrow's face went completely white. The call ended at that point, and he just stood there for a few moments, being watched by Pyrrha. With a couple blinks, and a shake of his head, he turned his attention to the red-headed champion.
"Privacy" was all he said as he stepped into the room and firmly steered Pyrrha out into the hallway. She tried to protest, only to have the door shut on her.
Qrow ignored her shouting and knocking as he focused on the bundle of fur on the far bed. Sharp blue eyes peered up at him, trying to gauge him, as Qrow sighed.
"I'm going to make this short and sweet. You are NOT trapped in that form." Qrow informed Jaune. "I'm going to show you how to change back, but first I'm going to show you something that doesn't leave this room. Understood?"
Jaune made no response, which caused Qrow to sigh once again. Not wanting to waste any more time, he shifted, becoming a crow right before Jaune's eyes. Qrow realized his mistake seconds before a blur of blond fur charged him. Flapping his wings, he squawked as he narrowly avoided the snap of Jaune's jaws.
Jaune wasn't sure what had come over her. She knew she was hungry, but the instant Qrow transformed, all she could think about was how he resembled a chicken. She liked chicken.
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Locked out of the door, Pyrrha fumed until she started to hear yips, barks and squawks, accompanied by the sound of crashing furniture. Trapped out in the hall, Pyrrha could only imagine what was going on inside the dorm room, and it wasn't good. Growling, he activated her semblance, offering a silent "I'm Sorry" to Professor Goodwitch and the maintenance staff as she magnetically shorted out the door lock.
Grabbing the door knob, he twisted it and pushed it open, and froze as she witnessed the utter chaos transpiring with in JNPR's dorm. Jaune was chasing a crow about the room, jumping into the air and snapping her jaws trying to catch the evading bird.
"What the...? Where's Mr Qrow?"
The crow cawed, as if dove past an airborne Jaune, losing a couple of pin feathers when the fox's jaws snapped closer to his wings than he anticipated. Deciding enough was enough, and not caring that another person would know his secret, Qrow reverted to his human form and caught the wall bouncing form of Jaune by the scruff of her neck.
"Hey! Quit it!" Qrow snapped as Jaune fastened her jaws about his wrist, biting down as hard as she could. "That smarts!"
"Mr Qrow?" Pyrrha stammered out as her mind tried to make sense of what she just saw.
"Now listen! You can change back. It's simple. Focus on being human or faunus again, and I MEAN really concentrate."
Jaune her ears flat against the top of her head glared at the man, as she turned her mind to the task at hand. Her eyes closed as she put all her effort into doing what the man had told her. Qrow and Pyrrha watched as a golden light surrounded the form of the blond fox.
"It wor..." Jaune started to shout, only to stop and start screaming as she clued into not only was she naked, but the strange man was still holding her by the back of her neck.
"Shit!" was all Qrow got out before a knee connected with his groin, followed by having a wooden chair shattered over the back of his head.
"Jaune!" Pyrrha shouted as she grabbed her leader and crush by the wrist and dragged her into the bathroom.
Qrow heard the lock engage, and groaned in pain.
"Is this the security office?" Qrow's face paled, as the shouted words of Pyrrha reached his ears through the flimsy wooded door of the bathroom. "We need help. There's a pervert in our room that tried to molest my partner!"
And that was Qrow's cue to leave. Struggling to his feet, he staggered over to the window. Opened it and tipped himself out through it. Less than a second later, a crow winged past, heading high into the air.
#ozpin's fault au#rwby#jaune arc#team jnpr#team rwby#female!jaune#foxfaunus!jaune#vixen!jaune#glynda goodwitch#jasmine arc - jaune's mom#katherine adel - jaune's aunt#headmaster ozpin
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